self defense edition
doing a poo
http://www.strawpoll.me/10347954
>>60090589
i think it's because they have more motherly genes that made them have big breasts to make mommy milk with
>2nd July 2015
>ACMD: Psychoactivity cannot be proven
>13th July 2015
>ACMD: Psychoactivity can NOT be proven
>17th August 2015
>ACMD: Psychoactivity CAN NOT be proven
>23rd October 2015
>ACMD: PSYCHOACTIVITY CAN NOT BE PROVEN
>18th January 2016
>The ACMD recommends that psychoactive substances be placed under a blanket ban
How the hell are they ever going to prosecute anybody?
orthodox christians >>>>> pseudo pirate christians
>>60090664
fridge body desu
thailad give us a sneak peak at the willy and bollocks mate
just want to see how things are riping up down there
>>60090666
Eat poo
unironically having mountain dew and doritos
>>60090709
co-workers may object
>>60090665
irelands had this law since 2010
they've arrested 5 people in total but none were convicted
>>60090691
how about this girl at my work? this pics old as fuck. her hips are even thicker now. i was analyzing her the other day and i'm pretty sure her waist is smaller than her head
>>60090716
>>60090639
alri mr. davis
>>60090720
go in the toilet lad
>>60090720
C'mon lad, give us a cheeky peak:]
>>60090709
Little bit gay, this
Put your grasses on, nothing will be wrong
>>60090744
literally got a 15 day ban for just posting the name "sam davis"
>>60090744
Hello!
>>60090745
>>60090749
Lads, pls leave my willy alone.
>>60090777
>>60090720
>>60090639
gai chinese
>>60090771
lmao srs?
post ban page
A customer who looks over 25 attempts to buy several containers of whipped cream canisters containing nitrous oxide from a shop at 11pm. They are not buying anything else.
The cashier asks the customer why they’re buying whipped cream. The customer hesitates in replying and when they do they seem intoxicated, slurring their words.
In this scenario the cashier should consider not selling the goods.
have these policy makers EVER dealt with drug users?
>>60090734
yeah not bad, not a big fan about the face though desu
>>60090771
>>60090798
don't do it lad, thailad is the janny and he's trying to trap you for ban evasion
>>60090838
yeah she looks like she got whacked in the face with a frying pan as a little kid but i can't see too well at a distance anyways so still makes the time go quicker
>>60090809
bulbs are such good banter that banning them seems wrong
Reposting from other thread:
I want a gf with big chebs
How can I get one?
I'm p ugly and hairy
>>60090842
this
>>60090798
Apologise.
>>60090809
Yeah
>>60090809
man i'd buy shitloads of whipped cream just for the whipped cream
>>60090842
FUCK you're right
he is probably the wanker who banned me in the first place
>>60090859
kek, based janny got my back.
>>60090809
nos lasts for maybe 60 seconds
unless you're huffing nos right in front of a cashier, they could not possibly suspect you're high
>>60090863
>>60090798
>>60090894
chink and gay
>>60090916
Ok, thank you.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10347954 vote in the fucking poll
>>60090862
take what you can get la
>>60090912
t. disinformation jew
>>60090912
60 seconds is really big a hit desu
i'd say average hit lasts 15 to 30 seconds ay
watching Apocalypto lads
very intense
reckon thailad's an arse guy
like anal almost every night with the gf
>>60090842
>>60090881
actually on second thoughts you're a yank and i don't care if you get banned
sayonara sucker
>>60090665
what pisses me off about their rationale is that line they keep repeating
>People see they're legal, so they must think they're safe to use
the ONLY people I've heard say this are the police
>>60090964
anal sex isn't good, but I do like a girl with a nice arse.
>>60090608
These are not legal in the UK, as they are racially insensitive to the Irish.
>>60090975
but boys have asses too. doesn't that seem a little gay?
>>60090993
are the irish, the mexicans of the UK
>>60091000
men have tits too
>>60091000
Not in the slightest old chap
come on then let's see it
so called """"prime time""""" /brit/
>>60091090
>>60090975
>>60090922
gai chinese hahah
>>60091090
Have you shagged many Thai girls?
on the darknet
What's the deal with the Amish?
>>60091144
lmao
>>60091149
a few but I've been quite reserved all things considered.
have to press on my prostate with my fingers to get the rest of my cum out
bit weird 2bh
violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy
>>60091156
ah yes very impressive
>>60091156
Wow, a genuine chode
>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who post in metric
Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Literally throw rocks at them.
>>60091156
Why are you posting my penis on the internet
pirates...
>>60091156
hot
>>60091209
they're fucking, they're fucking, they're fucking in front of me
>>60091245
excellent post mate
>>60091245
YANKI PUTO
>>60091245
wicked sick post dude
one candle~
>>60091292
the piRATe
Brexiters out
>>60090691
>dat bitchyness because everyone calls that grill from Neighbours a fridge
>>60091290
wicked pissa man. HEY MA! WHERE DID I LEAVE MY RED SOX HAT?
>>60091305
>>60091156
Would have a cock like this be a good thing or a bad thing?
>>60091245
I'm a fan of this post, I found it entertaining
>>60091338
>tfw you'll never be Chairman Ed's Commissar for Slag Redistribution
>>60091371
>tfw no state allocated gf
for what purpose?
>>60091245
Not very fond of this gimmick tbqf
>>60091156
Lay off the pump lad. Blood vessels be fucked. But you know that now.
>>60091310
which one?
i dont watch that shite
>>60091391
>you could have handed over the means of reproduction to the NEETeriat
harrisburger hahahaha
hate maths
There's a lot of songs about cocaine, 2bh
>>60091431
post fucking machines
>>60091413
t. Juan Pablo
>>60091431
jew
>>60091431
the kike
>>60091412
>tfw forewent my opportunity to negotiate
>>60091403
the tan one that got her break in wolf of wall street.
Now playing harley quin in that new capeshit one.
>>60091431
do as >>60091436 says
BANE?
>>60091470
oh margot robbie
yeah idk she's a bit fridgey but no where near kate upton fridgey
>>60091431
Shalom.
>>60091486
for you
why are british girls so sexy?
>>60091431
6 (six) (You)'s
>>60091495
I wish I was a hot girl
>>60091431
haha
>>60091499
what does fridge even mean in this context?
>>60091495
nice...
>>60091521
the frog xD
>>60091515
you can be like catilin jenner
>legal highs
>they're illegal
THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES
cuckolding is the patrician fetish
sometimes I pretend I'm deaf so I don't have to talk to people out in public
>>60091489
Her mate in Neighbours was better looking. No tits but beautiful face. Think she's in some American version of Neighbours now.
She was a qt.
>>60091495
California's not without its perks.
you're a big guy
>>60091512
god i hate numbers
just looking at sixth grade equations makes me uneasy
>>60091559
6 MILLIONS.....
>>60091550
Rain not one of those perks.
Sorry lad.
>>60091529
I don't wanna be tranny. Even the hottest trannies like baily jay don't even come close to a hot real woman
>>60091547
do you mean the brunette one?
if it's the one i'm thinking of, she's absolutely fucking mental. she's legit off her absolute rocker
Please respond to me
>>60091546
I sometimes pretend not to speak a word of Thai if I can't be arsed talking to a taxi driver or something.
>>60091559
do a little everyday for self improvement lad
>>60091578
She'll always be line trap to me.
six million jews died on 9/11
@60091586
*replies to you*
>>60091578
>hottest trannies like baily jay
>baily jay
>hot
>>60091586
>>60091584
Brown haired one yeah.
>she's absolutely fucking mental. she's legit off her absolute rocker
I pick the gooduns. Still liked her lips.
>>60091574
Clear blue skies come at a hefty price. If you live in Cali, you're used to this sort of sacrifice.
>>60091606
exactly
hot trannies lads
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
>>60091601
>mocking of poor jewish victims
SHUT IT DOWN
Why is there a mexican tho?
>>60091635
California is hell. Worst state by miles
>>60091643
>>60091636
>>60091606
>>60091645
Long Island reporting. There's nothing "poor" about yids.
>>60091658
una vela
Ofcourse
>>60091596
give me more tips as a programmer i really want to do something productive with my life but apparently every single fucking subject in the entire planet requires maths one way or the other
its frustrating because while i was always a bit better than your average kid in stiff like literature and linguistics i always had difficulty with the damn thing, i can almost feel my brain physically shutting down when i try to do something a bit complex in math, like i give up after two minutes if i cant solve it ughh
>>60091658
>>60091596
>>60091512
>>60091188
gay chinese hahahaha
>>60091635
Hope things change for you lads soon.
>>60091526
Square body, no curves
>>60091659
Now you're forcing me to ask where you hail from to make this kind of a statement. I'm not from Cali but it's a damn nice place if you have money.
>>60091633
an exert from her description of sexuality
>I know it troubles many people for me to refer to myself as a lesbian considering I have a male partner.
hahahahaha
>>60091683
Still don't know what this actually means..
>>60091689
Have you tried code academy?
>>60091665
>>60091636
But I've seen tons of hot trannies tbqaf
>>60091721
She's so fucking hot
>>60091737
YANKI PUTAZO
>>60091716
it's mexican slang for a joint
literally means candle though
>>60091714
Ashleigh Brewer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmc46iATQYY
>>60091716
i don't think i wrote it down correctly what i tried to say that you as a programmer probably have decent skills with numbers and i was questioning if you have any tips for a runt that can barely do 2 plus 2 stuff
>>60091748
she has beautiful kosher tits
>>60091708
>"Oh, you want a glass of water? Let me import it from the next state over quickly"
>"Oh, freedom? Let my communist government dispense it to you"
LEL
>>60091765
i was thinking it was caitlin stasey that we were referring to. she's the loony one.
>>60091789
Oh well then.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS LAAAAAAADS
>>60091786
Are you embarrassed about the state you live in or something?
>>60091758
thank you based yank
>>60091778
The 'maths in programming is essential' is a meme, if you ever need to work with maths it's because the product is maths based in the first place.
You have a calculator anyway so who gives a shit m8?
>>60091845
>>60091716
chink and gai...
moving to japan lads
>>60091864
are you from /mlp/
dont want to sleep lads i cant stand the nightmares anymore just remove my existence
>>60091885
What is a British nightmare like?
lads what do i do if im really fucking ugly?
>>60091878
I'm an otaku, not a weeb, pendejo
There is a GIANT difference
Crush on this Chup since watching a half decent black comedy horror.
Go easy.
Is she cray?
>I'm an otaku, not a weeb, pendejo
>There is a GIANT difference
>>60091905
yanks posting in british threads
>>60091923
she looks like she's like 40
>>60091953
Your point?
>>60091971
how old are you
>This is a Non Reserved post under the Civil Service Nationality Rules and is therefore open to UK, Commonwealth and European Economic Area (EEA) Nationals and certain non EEA members (Switzerland and Turkey).
>Turkish nationals are not automatically eligible for employment in non-reserved posts in the Civil Service. They are only eligible if they have been lawfully employed in the United Kingdom for four years in any job, or if they have been lawfully employed for three years in a job within the same “occupation” as the post which they wish to take up within the Civil Service.
Well that second bit's new.
>>60091935
I could have bet money that this would be the response. Brits sure love following the path of least resistance despite all predictability.
flash is working again
>>60092034
MOOOOOOOOOODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSD
>>60092034
probs gonna get banned lol
i got banned for 2 months last year for making jokes about being 14
>>60092014
Are you grooming me mr. Rabbi?
Lads some American woman came to my door as representative for some charity and was trying to recruit more donators for it
She was speaking much too excitedly and jubilantly for me, for too long.. after a minute I just couldn't bare it any more and I autistically bursted out laughing at her
Would americuns find this rude?
Quite looking forward to lunch today desu
>>60092107
janny janny help
he's posting the dick of an 8 year old
>>60091923
>she
>>60092097
Sure, maybe if that actually happened. but we both know it didn't
>>60092097
Please don't be rude to my people
>>60092107
>>60092120
>he's posting the dick of an 8 year old
CP is back? Fuck's sake
>>60092034
*does a bad forrest gump impression*
jennehy..
>>60092127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XxkA0u-P28
I'm infatuated with it.
JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY
>>60092129
it happened 15 minutes ago
>>60092131
stop being so cheerful then, it's very strange to us foreigners
>>60092197
sheep fucker....
Out on a Sunday night with the gf lads
What are you all up to?
>>60092097
feel bad for people doing that shit desu
only time i remember recently laughing at a yank was a couple of months ago at uni. he was just the most stereotypical yank you've ever seen and then someone said his name and it was "tylar" and i just started chuckling about it
>JFs everywhere
is dis /brit/ or /london/ lmao
>>60092220
fuck you normie cunt
go back to instagram and snapchat you fucking nigger
thailad? more like good lad
>>60092220
>Out on a Sunday night with the gf lads
black belt in Judo here
I will go full asian on your ass
>>60092220
Drinking myself into oblivion
Existence is worthless
>>60092220
It's 05:46 here and I'm filling in job applications whilst listening to ASMR.
>>60092233
Brits are sleeping. Welcome to late night pseudo-/anglo/
>>60092242
You can follow my snapchat story of the night lad
No need to be rude about it
>>60092255
>Drinking myself into oblivion
>Existence is worthless
>>60092262
waiting for asda to open
spitting feathers here
>>60092290
hey kike, could you tell me how do you deal with the hate???
>>60092233
Around these hours the anzac cunts carry the place.
You'd know that if you were a regular.
>>60092251
his name is thaiguy for fucks sake
how many times do i have to tell you people
drinking myself and playing oblivion
>tacos and polish and kikes OH MY!
>>60092323
its real yank hours
>>60092342
Cén fáth níor céilúir Astrálaigh Cáisc?
>>60092352
HEHEH keep crying pirate scum
well?
>>60092364
i still don't understand this easter gimmick tbphwy
>>60092352
a mexican, a jew and a pole walk into a /brit/ thread
>>60092401
the peruvian, during his childhood....
>>60092373
thats not the janny
this is the janny
>>60092421
Christ Almighty, Bruce. Get with the times.
>>60092401
turn to her and say "aren't you fat enough?"
>>60092448
That's pretty funny
>>60092447
respond plz
>>60092421
Eystah?
>>60092323
Morning and noon /brit/ is best /brit/ imo
The banter really hits a high point
>>60092454
i don't pay attention to wider 4chan shitposting, i havent left my /brit/ comfort zone for quite a while
>Morning and noon /brit/ is best /brit/ imo
>The banter really hits a high point
>>60092490
>Morning and noon
I know. It's too slow now. Faggots are in bed.
>>60092481
i dont
i cry myself to sleep every night
>>60092522
its real nigga hours
>>60092524
>i cry myself to sleep every night
fuck...stay strong
>>60092524
The response is remember the Alamo.
Lads the gf scored free drinks off some sap at the bar
Haha what a cuck
just sent a message to my friend daniel
i said
"g'day dan"
will post his reply
>>60092540
>>60092438
>>60092540
AHHHHHHHHHHHH a fucking roach
>>60092560
>>60092574
>>60092574
Based scorpio
black people look like pieces of poo walking around
because their skin is brown, like poo
>>60092559
Unable to sleep until I see how he replies
>black people look like pieces of poo walking around
>because their skin is brown, like poo
>ahh yes I do post that ancient fedora gimmick every chance I get
>>60091027
They were once. Before MASSIVE non-white immigration over the last 16 years or so.
No one race gets the "Mexicans of" title in new Britain now.
>>ahh yes I do post that ancient fedora gimmick every chance I get
>>60092559
he replied
he said, "g'day jess"
>>60092672
BRISBANE
>>60091027
yes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtyfebUytfI
>>60092668
>>60092648
>>60092645
BUENA REDDIT
>>>ahh yes I do post that ancient fedora gimmick every chance I get
>>60092678
yeah i live in brisbane what of it cunt
>>60092706
same haha
>>60092672
g'day jess
>>>>ahh yes I do post that ancient fedora gimmick every chance I get
>>>>ahh yes I do post that ancient fedora gimmick every chance I get
>>60092710
where abouts? i'm in ascot because im a billionaire hahaha x
might head to bed lads
>>60092734
>>60092733
BUENA REDDIT
>>60092733
this is between me and him schlomo
>>60092756
WOWOWOWOWOWOOW an antisemite.....where is the ADL when i need them???
who /billionaire/ here
i got an air conditioning the other week. i feel like a billionaire now
>>60092752
Ese me conoce no me a parar sabe que no ando en nada ilegal sabe que solo vengo de comprar mi hierba para tirarme bajo el sol y fumarme una vela.
>>60092780
I bought a blu ray just last week
>>60092740
bulimba cause im a trillionaire hahaha
