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cara
fuck this thread
maisie
might have a cheeky poop
>>60075579
>>60075608
so exactly like the tories then
josie cant be arsed to update extra flags
atrocious thread
follow the protocol Yankee doodle
>>60075676
do it immediately
also test
Interesting edition 2bh
josie is a mtf trans
Need a new wallet lads.
I like to keep my wallet as slip as possible, yet be able to carry cash notes and a few spare coins
any suggestions?
Kyary
>>60075745
Look in TKmaxx
currently observing the spackers who can't even update their flags
Don't seem to be able to go out without ending up completely fucked and making an arse of myself.
Still hanging from Friday night and feel like a complete fucking stain on humanity
>>60075810
good lad
>>60075373
>dare someone to find a superior song than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
careful
>>60075798
I love those ones.
>>60075745
Just read my latest GQ magazine and they had a really great Louis Vuitton wallet for £500, or you could get a really nice leather wallet for £725 from Harrods. Love GQ. Get all my shopping advice from there
>>60075798
>>>/ratemypoo/
>>60075810
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Trannies and other assorted homos should be committed to mental institutions indefinitely without exception.
Minorities in the western world should be sent back to the primary country of their heritage.
We have too many undesirables infesting our once great societies and bringing the rest of us down with them.
>>60075845
Billionaire
>>60075810
I just end up talking to lots of girls and then don't know how to handle it when I'm sober again.
This girl I met added me on normiebook and is now talking to me and I just have no idea what to say or do when just last night I was hugging her and kissing her and all that
drunk me is a complete fucking chad and sober me is a retarded autist
fucks sake
>>60075832
Love simpsonwave, but CRISISis better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds
>drinking
enjoy your rotting brain cells runts
>>60075904
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> The Marks Profile will open for the majority of Undergraduate students on Monday 20 June 2016
worry
>enjoy your rotting brain cells runts
>>60075904
I end up talking to girls but I'm always paranoid it's been in a really fucking creepy way
which, tbf, it probably is
>>60075938
too much ass
>>60075904
hahahaha
iktf but also
you need to atf (address that feel) otherwise you'll end up a drunk loser retarded autist like me.
>>60075938
what is that
>>60075958
not worried about mine tbqh. would be quite surprised if I don't average at least 70
Reminder:
>FONT
>>60076007
gonna drop my 1st for this year i think
should be able to pick it back up when i come back for 3rd year in 2017 tho
>not worried about mine tbqh. would be quite surprised if I don't average at least 70
fucking apple skin stuck between my teeth
>>60075978
I'm the same way. I talk to them but in the back of my mind I'm always sort of scared to go in for a kiss or hug because that tiny bit of me is thinking "what if I'm being creepy and harassing her, I'm gonna regret this in the morning when I'm sober".
Very annoying.
>>60075990
How do I address the feel? Advice pls
>>60076095
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Have a good day at work normies...
Oh, I guess you're already in bed now...
>Germans get 5 flags
not biased at all nope
>>60076114
joke's on you it's a bank holiday tomorrow
>>60076095
I can't help you lad. All I know is DO NOT use alcohol as a crutch. Seriously. Only drink for good times, not selfish reasons.
fucking fore skin stuck between my teeth
are nige
Got a pair of shoes way too cheap on eBay and I reckon the seller's going to cheat me out of them.
>>60075992
a woman, don't you get any of those on the rock?
eating cat food, doesn't taste that bad
broken collarbone is healing rather well
nut status: not done
>>60076106
Do you not get bored of doing this?
>>60075926
currently listening to this song in FLAC
hey i like this general
Good sleeps puppy
eating cat poo, doesn't taste that bad
fucking anal pubes stuck between my teeth
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07UHoPCh9Qg
with the benefit of hindsight I think world war one was a big mistake
>why yes I buy my clothes off Ebay
>why yes I buy anything off Ebay
>currently listening to this song in FLAC
I had my FUCKING big toenial ripped out in the hospital yesterday and it hurts like a FUCKING cunt
where are the Australians
QI si fucking shit. almost as bad as HIGNFY
>>60076228
sleep tight small doggo.
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>>60076273
completely pointless war
>>60076291
aussie on vacation here
truuuuuu
>currently listening to this song in FLAC
>>60076114
dickhead it's a bank holiday tomorrow and I've got a privilege day on Tuesday
just downloaded a 16gb film lads
lads
the germans want to copy your OP
>>60076102
>>60076283
that's what you get for being a manual labourer
>>60076353
finally got your mums triple penetration on hd then? link us lad
>16gb film
>FLAC
>broken collarbone
>>60076341
>ATH-M50
tip toppest kek
>>60076340
Lisicki
LOLLLLLL GIT REKT BELLEW
>sissy brit boys
>Just spent £210 buying games I already own just because I wanted to start off my collection fresh
Anybody else experience this same type of autism? It's financially crippling.
>>60076408
hd598 master race
(ATH-M50 are pretty nice tho)
>>60076398
Rude, I hope you never have to get your toenails ripped out with pliers you absolute cunt
>>60076458
stopped buying games about a year ago, I've got over 600 games in my steam library and I haven't played most of them, I told myself I had to stop
https://youtu.be/zKrLQU-QoSg
>>60076414
hahahha did he get banged?
can't wait to hear eddies damage control
>>60076500
I just don't like the colour.
I'm currently using DT990Pros
60076504
GET HIM JANNY
>>60076500
>>60076408
>I buy anything more expensive than Xiaomi Piston 3s
New Top Gear was shit, but on the plus side it won't eat in to my Sunday shitposting time.
aint nothing without my microwave t b h
Emmerdale won best soap and I'm quite glad 2bh
>quarter past 10 already
FUCK
>>60076516
I still can't stop buying. I now have up to three copies of games I've not even played.
reckon everyone is too harsh on poleaboo
>>60076567
>le cable disintegrates in your pocket within a month chinkphones
>>60076567
>Xiaomi Pistons
They're fucking awesome though, unironically.
Do you lot even headphones
>>60076617
what's worse is I've gone completely off games in the last few months, I just can't bring myself to play anything except a cheeky bit of fifa now and then
might flog my steam account on ebay
Reckon poleaboo is a punk bitch and should be in jail with his soap on a rope
bought a tiger handheld game I had as a kid on ebay cause too much drink and disposable income
>dem blips and bleeps
>>60076567
>not owning some kind of USB desktop DAC
>owning headphones that don't have a 6.35" jack
Lads is it now okay to eat? I'm still quite stuffed after mummies Sunday dinner but I want some Tea and Biccies, I'm scared mummy will call me fat.
>>60076458
not really, but I just spent £150 on a Thinkpad despite owning a Surface Pro 3 and a chink Windows tablet
>>60076596
The Iranian is the best looking.
She's just a paki.
>>60076507
won't happen to me because I'm not a blue collared little prole
Did you vever see that bit in "the wind that shakes the barley" where they capture the IRA guy and pull out his fingernails with pliers? I unironically know what that feels like, the doctor was english although he was not screaming FACKING PADDY CUNT in my face at the time.
ahh yes the obligatory paki and dyke to fill those quotas
fuck qi and fuck the BBC
>>60076639
Have had them for about a year and they're fine, apart from one ear is slightly quieter than the other
>dinosaurs existed for ~200 million years
wew
>>60076283
Why?
>>60076730
>believing the /g/ memes
nah jk u were actually right on this one. Sick little machines.
hey
>not just reading sheet music and imagining how it would sound in your own head
>willingly buying into the phonographic jew
>>60076730
>>60076810
don't buy a thinkpad mine randomly died and destroyed my harddrive and all its data
>>60076799
dinosaurs still exist. birds are technically dinosaurs.
>>60076799
nice of them to take care of the place while we were evolving
>>60076686
desu I wish that happened to me. I keep spending money don't have on shit I don't need. I've bought over 9 games in the past week and I've only played Rocket League, which I had before.
>>60076799
>A t-rex lives closer to us than it did to a Triassic or some Jurrasic era dinosaurs
woah
>videotape girls taking a shit without their consent
>stalk some girls
>harass some girls on the internet
>scratch arms up, post it on 4chan for attention
>"stone cold MF"
lol
>>60076782
I watched that with a NI lad, UDA tats.
He was filling up, no kidding.
>>60076790
The cable on mine has worn in like three places and just has bare wire sticking out. I think they'll probably clap out soon. Sound quality on them is amazing for the price tho
>>60076855
really? thought they just evolved from them
>>60076848
you must have done something it to, to kill a ThinkPad
>>60076799
>mammoths still roamed when the pyramids were built
>>60076886
I think your friend might have missed the point
Human evolution was a mistake
>>60076906
nah just wouldn't switch on 1 day for no reason 1bh
>>60076887
How do you use them? Do you shove them in a tight jean pocket in the street? I literally never do that because it damages even expensive earphones
In the summer I can't wear a jacket at all so I just stop using earphones till winter since I have nowhere to put the phone/cable
brb lads, cutting my arms open
>>60076516
I have 190, I've played about half
I've categorised them all by genre, and then within each genre whether I've played them or not. Helped a bit desu
>>60076848
>implying My Data™ isn't safe in The Cloud©
>>60076940
The film not any particular scene.
there is nothing wrong with being born in pakistan
>>60076881
Lad I just want to eat something, I didn't have breakfast. Granted, I did wale up at 3.
do not engage him, tempting though it may be
>>60076998
>>60077003
except for the shitty life you'll have
time for a cheeky zoot
>>60076965
Yeah, I always panic and jam them in my pocket when I get to my bus stop which is probably what did it.
>>60077003
If they stay there. Nothing whatsoever.
>I know the names of particular models of headphones and don't just use the pair my brother discarded 7 years ago
Excellent
>>60076998
it's a bank holiday tomorrow
rozzers will make it tuesday
>>60077026
>shitty life
um, think you mean exotic and cultured you racist white swine
>>60076681
I have k612 pros and Beyerdynamics DT 770's
Any good British/french friendship images lads?
>mfw can't go for that
>>60077003
There is everything wrong with being a shitskin in Europe
>be unemployed for years
>get a job
>now going to be fired because I crippled myself in a fit of rage
Why do I fucking bother trying
reminder london is not white
>>60076704
had this gameboy when I was a kid
BEDFORD
E
D
F
O
R
D
best earphones I ever had were the samsung ones that came free in the box
tights
>>60077067
>>60077041
it's like you want to destroy your hearing
I bet you're reading this on a shitty TN panel too
enjoy your destroyed retinas
>>60077026
that's a really /fa/ flag and name la
>>60077093
those graphics must've been insane at the time
>>60077067
I want this too.
Our old nemesis has become a lad in recent times.
>>60077093
>bubble bath
>7.5 fluid ounces
did they make it out of a bubble bath bottle
Best ass picture on your computer?
>>60077105
yes? how can I help?
>>60077081
This
There is no good reason to have desert/jungle people in Europe
>>60077158
really
>>60077065
Good lad. Got k712 pros myself. Finally got round to EQing them a few months ago and they sound utterly banging.
>>60077152
spent all day watching simpsonwave leds
>>60077152
You had one job.
>>60076964
>>60076848
what thinkpad?
>>60076998
I ain't scared nigga whats good
>>60077180
well about 10 miles from bedford
>I can't pluralise Latin words
>germans get 13 (thirteen) flags
>>60077136
yeah mate you oress the buttons and catch the little balls in the hoops
>>60077148
yeah
also this was the only bubble bath I accepted
>>60077109
tights
>>60077254
sandy?
lads, what the fuck is patreon and why do I keep hearing about it?
>>60077206
This is a good one
doing an evening swim
>>60077286
can I join you
>>60077231
t410
>>60077257
isn't it just adding an i at the of the word essentially?
Might put out an ad asking for Jap friends desu lads. Might.
>>60077273
nah other way
>>60077291
you pay someone a set amount of money each month and sometimes get rewards like a google hangout or something
>>60077110
This all you're going to give me? Please post more lads and good ones too
Hello, I live in the USA
GOING TO TAKE A BENZO HAHAHAHAHA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60077291
Youtubers use it to turn a hobby into a job
la la laaaaaaa
*flutters eyes at you*
loooooooooo
laaaaaaaaaa
loooooooooo
come over here boy
*sits on bed*
cornwall mentioned TWICE on qi lads
>>60077345
FOY
had a nice chat with a korean girl
scared away the depression for a little while haha
>Well yes Sir, I am a Fedora Posting Paki Parasite on An Afghan Afternoon Boyfuck Board
>>60077338
didn't think there was any other bedfordshire lads on here 2bh
need tights gf
>>60077182
My k612s are broken and I much prefer them to the DT 770's. I left them in uni though so I'm gonna have to wait till I get back till I can have them fixed
>>60077339
>>60077358
>>60077372
thanks lads
Share your shit if you've been here long enough to have.
>>60077317
did you ever figure out why it died?
I thought the T410 was one of the good ones
poleaboo is still banned and is ban-evading by posting
Only you can prevent tranny-spamming
>>60077386
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>>60077386
is she cute? pics
>>60076681
Sennheiser here
>>60075579
>cara
RADICAL
>>60077386
>People always go on about how they cringe thinking about how they used to talk to girls on MSN
>I don't because that's the only interaction I ever had with those girls without sperging out IRL
>>60077286
If you have the cheek come to Blackpool I'll break your fucking legs
>>60077291
you pay someone to do what they are already doing, por example draw shitty webcomics, shitty youtubes
>>60077400
i'm in bucks but on the border with beds, sorry for leading you on x
http://youtu.be/GePNydI9gX4
Thoughts?
>>60077414
is it morally questionable to have 2 gfs at the same time?
>>60077428
not at all m8, interpals is a good place
>>60077431
not going to risk a dox. i've seen you cunts do that once too often
>>60077473
Whereabouts in Bucks are you lad?
report it
ignore it
>>60077504
Doxxed you already m8
watching a film
>>60077507
milton keynes
and I'd like to remind you that this imageboard has a zero tolerance policy on bullying
whats the plural of platypus lads
Every 3 seconds a resident of the EU has their first kiss.
>>60077556
virus do not watch
>tights
I hope the EU implodes
>>60077557
MK is the best town in the UK though
>>60077567
this is why we need to REMAIN
>>60077386
FLAGS
>>60077557
>First link on Googling Milton Keynes
>http://www.onemk.co.uk/5-worst-areas-Milton-Keynes-crime/story-29329503-detail/story.html
>>60077565
Ornithorhynchus anatinus
>>60077586
>white american
>tfw no sissy paki boys to shake down round my way
>>60077599
thank you for your kind words, I'll pass them on at the next meeting
>>60077617
you on the other hand, you can expect a visit from the police on tuesday
>>60077513
literally anybody can imitate you you reddit flagging twat
>>60077557
W I L L E N
Lads can you help me with something that I can't comprehend? I want to know EXACTLY why you haven't got a gf. It just boggles my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW90oAd1CWY
wish i had a qt wolf doggo
>>60077663
Xe's right, the sooner criminal justice is based on feelings rather than proof, the better
>>60077700
but i do have a gf
>>60077700
>It just boggles my mind.
ah you're kind :3
>>60077700
jews
>>60077700
haram
>>60077700
work too much
can't be bothered beyond smashing a couple girls I went to school with a couple times a month
>>60077699
do you want to meet up at the pagoda and bum
>>60077782
im lost in the maze lad
send help
