Germany eternal destroyers of Europe edition
New Top Gear in 25 minutes
cara.
>>60068188
ANGLO!
brits cucked by big american cock on their own show
BTFO
poleaboo was just on top gear
Britains War Record in WW2 - Nothing to be proud of?
Timeline
1936-1939 - Utter cowardice and craven subservience to the Nazi's
1939 - Declares War on Germany. Seriously thinks about declaring war on the USSR.
1940 - Defeat in Norway
1940 - Defeat in France
1940 - Bankrupt, out with the begging bowl. US sends a load of broken rifles and shitty destroyers in exchange for all of Britains gold. USA intecepts British bullion ship of Ghana and confiscates entire contents. (See Clive Ponting - 1940 Myth and Reality for more info on this incident).
1940 - Battle of Britain. Highlight of the war, even though no victory was won. On a sidenote, how many of you British people realise that you lost more fighters than Germany lost bombers? Look it up.
1941 - Defeat in Greece and Crete
1942 - Defeat in Hong Kong, Singapore and Malaya. Full retreat in Burma
1942 - Wins only battle of the war, and only then because of American hardware. El Alamein. Loses horrendous casualties through sub-WW1 tactics
1943 - Slowly progresses through Italy using American tanks and New Zealand blood. Begins to bomb Germany using mostly Canadian blood. Defeat in the Greek Islands (Dodecanes Campaign)
1943 - No progress against Japanese in Burma even though big American brothers have now taken over the real fighting in the Pacific theatre.
1944 - 1945 - Reduced to the status of American sidekick. Churchill ignored by Roosevelt.
1945 - Allows Poland, the country it went to war to defend to become a brutalized Soviet vassal.
War ends, so lets sum up Britains war aims shall we
1. To preserve the Empire.....failed.
2. To protect the independence of Poland...failed
3. To prevent German domination of Europe..failed
1946 - 2016 American lapdog and/or Aircraft Carrier, depending on your point of view.
Haha. The only thing you have to be proud of is a myth.
>muh top gear
didn't know there were so many plebs here
maisie
Regarding the new Top Gear, this is what IS going to happen. Everyone is going to bitch and moan throughout the entirety of the first season, most will accept it by the second except for you lot who will continue to bitch and moan, and by the third season it will just be taken as another fact of life by everyone including you.
>>60068232
It's on now
>>60068259
Thanks for the hard on lad.
Kyary
>>60068188
I'm not even German and that is rage inducing
Fucking minorities helping themselves to a bunch of shit that doesn't belong to them, nothing new there I guess.
>>60072505
You are wrong because Amazon is a thing
I'd like a piece of Natalie Dormer right now
>>60072505
This
How do I update extra flags
>tfw the wife's son is back from uni
>wife wants him to have my room
looks like i'm off to the shed laddos
>>60072522
thats not even riley
>>60072522
>that time Riley started shilling for Mexico because he found out he has Mexican ancestry
>those Google Docs with all of his inventions
I miss him to be desu
>>60072610
yes it is
>Did you ever see the first episode of the last incarnation of Top Gear? It was rubbish. It was just as rubbish as this. Nobody knew what they were doing. James May wasn’t even in it. It took a full year for the last Top Gear to become Top Gear. So judging this new version on 43 minutes of footage seems colossally unfair. It’ll find its footing in time.
BBC SHILLS OUT IN FULL FORCE
Watching the so-called "Top Gear"
>>60072505
See the problem is I'm not inclined to watch just another fact of life at all.
>>60072575
greasemonkey or tampermonkey?
>muh cars
who gives a shit
>>60072630
wrongo
>>60072659
this isnt fifth gear m8
>>60072659
>he thinks top gear is about cars
lmao. just lmao
if the yank team wins i'm genuinely going to switch this shite off now and will never ever give it a second chance
>>60072649
tamper
>How do I update extra flags
>>60072703
click the black square with 2 dots
dashboard
click the "last updated" column for the extra flags row
TIL Matt Le Blanc made a total of $11 from his time on the hit sitcom Friends. Upon hearing about this, his co-star Courtney Cox celebrated by stealing his car
would like some scrambled eggs, streaky bacon and waffles with strawberry jam
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/2016/05/29/going-to-do-something-stupid/
Fuck sake lads why couldn't you be nicer to the paki? The first terrorist attack on British soil in years is on your hands.
JUST
>>60072724
well you haven't figured it out lad
>>60072659
people with hobbies not limited to posting pictures of teenage korean girls on an American ethnic cleansing support forum
>>60072752
when did she get a new blog
pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
and smile smile smile
i like matt le blanc but he just doesnt fit this format
what....what is happening
honestly this Top Gear is alright, it's not a trainwreck at all. Camaraderie and stuff will develop later and it will become a comfy staple just like the previous version did. Was expecting to be severely triggered but I wasn't.
that said I'm probably still not going to watch it because I'm a depressed NEET and watching things requires a level of motivation which I am not capable of
>>60072769
remember these faces.
they are the cucks of britain.
>>60072744
Count me in m8, I'll put the kettle on.
>brit is a faggot old man with glasses who's never been in a fight in his life
>yank is a big willied handsome movie star
Ethiopians are Bro-tier
not being able to buy alcohol after 10 pm is the dumbest shit
STEP UP IN THIS BITCH LIKE
I'M THE ONE YOUR BITCH LIKE
YEAH I'M THE ONE YOUR BITCH LIKE
>>60072829
gotta pander to the yank audience
>>60072829
And you host him
Sounds about right
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36408641
>japanese parenting
>>60072870
what? where?
britcucks cucked on their own show
BIG
AMERICAN
WILLIES
>>60072870
>scot"""land"""
Daily reminder that you will NEVER get to go to watch an episode of the lads filming Top Gear EVER again
>>60072870
Fuck off jock, I can buy alcohol 24/7/365
>>60072904
anywhere in scotland
>>60072911
you did?
>Ethiopians are Bro-tier
>>60072796
>Honestly this top gear is alright, it's not a trainwreck at all--
Stopped reading there, shit b8 m8
>>60072911
the grand tour will rekindle their bants
i hope it will at least
>>60072904
67k
>>60072752
> That kid is gonna regret spitting on me.
what did he mean by this
>>60072921
on the cross with those who sell anything on christmas
>Extra Gear
Still haven't eaten today, don't know what I want
>>60072493
Americas War Record Throughout its ENTIRE history - Everything to be ashamed of?
>Genocide natives
>Declare war on France and drag your British overlords into it
>Declare war on Britain after the debts you racked up
>Need French, Spanish, and Dutch help just to survive
>Continue genociding more natives
>Declare another war on Britain who were involved in a MUCH larger war, get Whitehouse burnt down
>More genocide
>Be years late for both WW's
>Topple numerous democratic governments
>Can't even win against some fucking gook farmers
>Cause mass destruction in Middle East
>>60072752
>don't go to /brit/ tomorrow
>>60072955
that's a bit shit, i guess you're all alcoholics though so it's only fair
>>60072961
didn't read any of your post whatsoever
>>60072752
also is this actually poleaboo
i thought it was some other /r9k/ nerd
>>60072973
Petrol stations still need to be open for those travelling to see family and my local offie opens between 12 and 3
Who /hightest/ here?
>>60072629
he was on /sp/ a couple of months ago up to his old shitposting tricks. p. sure he's still about
describe your perfect sandwich
>>60073007
Good post
*spits on you*
>>60072752
If you're reading this please remember we are your bros, Monica.
>>60073074
not hungry and am feeling uninspired
ask again before lunch
>>60073074
Bread
Toast
Bread
In strictly that order.
has extra flags gone too far?
>>60073153
yes
>>60073131
Turn NFC off
Who is Monica?
anyone got a funny video they could link me?
honestly can't remember that last time i laughed
think something might be wrong with me
>>60073153
yes
not enjoying this "city flags" gimmick
or the "cornwall is part of england" one
>>60072960
Cannot help but feel a burning desire to punch that type of person in the face repeatedly.
Getting worse and worse the more I have to deal with those weird faggots. Faggots were already weird enough when they didn't pretend to be something they're not, those people are just str8 trippin going out in public looking like that.
The best part is they expect their opinion on important issues to be taken seriously while they're a grown man dressing like a little girl.
Biggest bunch of English losers just came into the hostel living room
Saying things like "banterbus" and "bantmandu". Cringing so hard
watching italy vs scotland. kind of want the scots to win tbf. why are english fans indifferent or even mildly favourable towards scotland yet scottish fans despise england?
>>60073074
BLT
Hold the L, Hold the T, double the B
>>60073074
club sandwich is pretty based
cant beat some nice crab either
alarming amount of sirens going past
>>60073222
is it happening?
>>60073195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt_kR7u6mM4
>>60073195
Go watch the new top gear lad, had me chuckling throughout the whole thing.
>>60073222
C H E A D L E
>>60073131
doxxed hun :)
>>60073208
with mayo?
New Top Gear lids
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344367
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344367
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344367
>>60073203
bet they didn't even notice the bitter kraut glowering in the corner (you)
>>60073222
that'll be my gf she's a siren you see
>>60073222
better erase those hard drives
>>60073222
sorry that's me
>>60072911
Amazon gave them almost complete creative freedom and some of their producers jumped ship too.
It'll be Top Gear with less BBC red tape.
>>60073179
no
muh Android Pay
>>60073195
https://youtu.be/YQlZweKNBjo
>>60073204
the english are smelly poo poo heads
>>60073203
Woah lad, sounds like you didn't realise that they were sarcastranouts riding an ironicycle
>>60073263
didnt even watch it but still voted just to fuck up your gay little poll.
>>60073243
probably
a shopping centre just down the road got evacuated earlier and they did a controlled explosion on whatever it was
>>60073253
notts
>>60073268
ok
>>60073273
downloading dban as we speak
>>60073274
no worries
>>60073309
you lead an empty life
>>60073204
england is too big
their nationalism is english but their state is more than that and that's not fair.
>>60073309
Not really a fan of you at this point in time desu
You had best be on best behaviour for the rest of the thread
>>60073343
no i dont
>>60073253
SK8
K
8
anyone else unhealthily obsessed with shitposting?
think I may be closing in on /gf2016/
USA
S
A
please
post something funny
i'm so fucking boring
>>60073390
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>>60073263
didn't watch it tho
cannot stop reading tcrf
>>60073390
I reckon I'm on course for /gf2017/
>>60073415
ur life lmfao
>>60073417
what does FONT mean? it appeared yesterday
>>60073386
As opposed to healthily obsessed with shitposting?
How bad is it to lose your virginity to an escort
I'm pretty certain I'm going to get cancer one day
>>60073353
How is it too big?
someone needs to call the cops on Amer Hussein (poleaboo) before something bad happens
>>60073442
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
TWAT
>>60073442
>it appeared yesterday
>blackpool
>>60073390
I think /suicide2016/ is making progress
>>60073353
4 u
>>60073479
01625
>>60073442
finns out now thanks
How bad is it to lose your virginity to a tranny escort?
anyone want to suckle on my winky
you'd be lying if you said i wasn't something that you're
>>60073263
Your poor third eye
>>60073415
post this funny meme at 07:00 or something, then you'll be a cool dude and not boring
okay the flags guy has gone too far this time
>>60073478
I thought it meant Fuck Off Northern Twat
would lose my v to an escort if I lived alone. As it stands my mum would ask where I was going if I visited one.
>>60073591
FONC
>>60073471
english population dominates the UK.
the UK is under their ownership
try asking an english why they want brexit instead of english independence
>>60073591
>southern poofters think this
>>60073609
How is it even possible to lose your virginity if you live with your parents
tights desu.
>>60073609
the new top gear is so bad
>>60073609
"I'm going to a hooker to lose my virginity"
She will never ask where you're going again
TOO MANY FLAGS
>>60073609
Tell her it's an anime convention, also request that the escort cosplays as an anime character
>>60073425
the cutting room floor?
>>60073629
hope someone else has a place
>>60073649
TOO MANY FLAGS, NOT ENOUGH SLAGS
Daily reminder that if you vote to Remain after reading this thread then YOU ARE a cuck
https://twitter.com/JunckerEU/status/468847798725918720
just calm down to russian lad here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqsL8hnJub_Fv2RriHzi5iQ
you can cope with anything lads
>>60073556
reminds me of that green text of a guy that went to a tranny prost and ended up being fucked in the arse
lots of car door slamming outside
people seem to be evacuating
>>60073657
Is that a CRT? Are you in a hospital?
>>60073654
yeah lid
>>60073657
your thumb looks a bit weird
>>60073657
why is his penis all crusty
>>60073705
On the plus side, old Top Gear went out in the most Clarkson way possible
Just flicked over to the soap awards, hope there's some fit corrie slags on offer
>>60073715
don't know why i find it so interesting
>>60073657
GET HIM
>>60073265
>>60073307
Nahh look at these nerds
>>60073629
>>60073713
yeah got AIDS pal
>>60073609
Just say you are hanging out with friends silly
>>60073756
same
I keep watching old SGDQ videos to watch all the skips and broken stuff
lived away from my parents for a year and became gay
why do you guys get so buttmad about gays and trannies?
they're occasionally ridiculous yes, but not a legitimate threat like you seem to think they are
muslims and their liberal apologists are actual threats
>>60073754
good lad
>>60073867
muh degeneracy
thats why
>soaps
Working class scum out
>Mr Hollande warned against "forces of division" in Europe. Mrs Merkel said nationalism "would throw us backwards".
what the fuck is she playing at
>>60073867
don't give a shit lad, especially about gays
The Top Gear first best car isn't too bad
>>60073923
Flooding Europe with as many refugees as possible so she can collect a Nobel Peace Prize
>>60073203
It is known we're the worst cunts abroad.
Still lads here Krautbro. You're an honourary Brit here too.
>>60073537
you might vote out because you're that size and find france germany are much bigger . hope so
>>60073923
>forces of division
I can only assume he's referring to muslims
watchin gavin n stacey
>>60073883
omg, she looks just like Shakira
I was about to sit on my food so I panicked and swerved away and landed on the cat instead desu, sorry puss
goals
>>60072415
>>60072415
>my hand post gets deleted
>the thread I took it from is still up
Proof the janny is racist to brits
>>60073867
Gay rights are just another cultural Marxist tool to undermine and destroy western civilisation
>>60073203
>bantmandu"
>>60073923
>>60074070
Has he learnt how to read yet.
>>60073883
Really pleased for Tim and his win there, did corrie win much before that? Don't watch eastenders because I'm not a southern fairy
about to eat a sainsburys italian antipasto selection
what did we all think of the new Top Gear then?
the new star in a 'rally car' is shit, as is the interview when people see who's got the better car is utter shit, those were the sort of things clarkson would just talk about rather than dedicating the whole fucking interview to it
LeBlanc was fun though
>>60073566
NOTTS NOTTS GUNSHOTS
think the gf wants to send me nudes
don't really understand why, it's not like I've forgotten what she looks like with no clothes on
women are weird
>>60074198
>what did we all think of the new Top Gear then?
>>60074210
FONT why are you here on a Sunday?
>>60074210
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Seeing happy Ramadan posters in my local Sainsbury's
>>60074188
Feel sorry for the tramp
fendi is my fragrance
thats the situation
>>60074188
why'd he do that
bit horrible
>>60074210
Fuck you I've been trying to get nudes of this girl for months
Just accept them and enjoy it. When you break up you'll be glad you have them
>>60074198
Didn't watch it since I'm not a shit-eating pleb
>>60074228
>the ending shot after jezza got sacked
felt like an end of an era
>>60074210
She wants you to have something you can post on /b/ after she leaves you as revenge porn
>>60074188
>white people
>>60074275
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>>60074148
dunno, don't think so. It's been kinda boring this year mostly iah.
>>60074278
medal's in the post
>>60074242
am I supposed to be banned on sundays or something
Lads. I've got cancer :/
Dunno why I'm posting this 2bh, but needed to get that shit off my chest
>>60074188
wtf he seems nice for a hobo why would someone do that
No one for a good roleplay wank on omegle tonight
>>60074188
still edible
beggars cant be choosers
>>60074210
Get them and post here
>>60074188
fucking hell, this makes me feel uneasy
>>60074113
whats the actual context of that merkel clip?
find it hard to believe she literally hates her own flag
>>60074386
What type senpai? xx
>>60074386
you better not be lying lad
>>60074386
dead cheeky
new top gear was cringe lmao
someone post that great pic of Georgia where she's walking down the cobbles
>>60074386
Come on Poleaboo. Cancer, really?
That's uncalled for.
>>60074386
that sucks lad
what kind
>>60074396
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>>60074425
Reminds me of that scene in Star Trek where Data is rattling off some ridiculously long password
>>60074386
Sorry to hear that bro.
Is it workable?
>>60074386
LOOOOOL
>>60074474
>wanking to text roleplays on omegle
>normie
sahelanthropus is pretty scary desu
(not a pussy)
i finished skins season 2 does it really get shit after it do i continue to s3 or switch show
>>60074430
>>60074437
>>60074439
>>60074450
>>60074499
>>60074469
>>60074504
It was the new Top Gear that did it I reckon.
How much is ketamine per gram in England? Is the Molly really as good as they say it is?
>>60074566
fuck off
>>60074564
hahaha
>>60074386
that's what you get for microwaving your tea lad
>>60074549
no s3+4 are good
when u trick muslims into coming to your country so you can holocaust them
Lads could I use this site to get a qt Japanese gf?
http://www.mixb.net/
If not, are there anysites I could use?
>>60074566
ket is more than MD now.
Ket is 30-40 a gram.
Mandy is 30 max.
