bezzie mates edition
>>60077811
/fr/
>>60077889
>>60077872
>jogging
enjoy your arthritic ankles and knees
>>60077811
/bal...
Just kidding
/bra/
i luv franc do u
luv france
>>60077811
UK = GOUK = GOOK
Wtf Je déteste la Corée maintenant
i'm here to smash bitches and fuck trannies
and im all out of bitches
>>60077928
>/bal...
>Just kidding
What did he mean by this?
>>60077912
c'est l'entente cordiale, crétin de ros'bif.
>>60077967
well time to get the trannies.
>>60077958
how did our words for 'now' become so different when our languages look pretty similar.
mm yes out like the brit says
im the official swedish poster
>>60078060
"now" is of germanic origin I guess
Disgusting anglos.
French colony, we should have burn y'all.
>>60078060
Now -> nunc
Maintenant -> Manu teneo
>>60078092
This isn't /brit/
You have to go back
>>60078140
>ya'll
Fuck off yank
>>60078115
>Old English nū, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch nu, German nun, from an Indo-European root shared by Latin nunc and Greek nun .
yeh looks like you're right
>>60077811
>/fuk/
wat iz zis
>>60077981
That I was just kidding silly
>>60078216
France and UK
>>60078205
Nu males out
MARION
AU SECOURS !
Vous ne pouvez pas trouver de politicienne plus belle qu'elle.
>>60078268
why zo
i liek zis fread
>>60078298
>those eyes
corrupted by chaos. burn the heretic.
>>60077811
Can we hang all leftists and expel gimmegrants ?
>>60078204
I'm speaking American, deal with it trashead
>>60078303
best allies
>>60078353
You're the heretic.
why do muslims hate everything?
is there anything they actually DO like (that doesn't involve murder/rape/burning people alive?)
>>60078385
Mauvais Conseil ?
>>60078303
Preperation for the Anglo-French union after the collapse of the EU
>>60078349
Me too
For the first time in my life, I may actually be close to losing my virginity. It might not happen but it's a genuine possibility that it'll happen this Friday or Saturday.
I'm so excited but also really nervous and I can't focus on anything
>>60077927
THIS. Walking is better. Seriously fuck jogging. If you think walking takes too long, then just do some short distance sprinting. Either walk or sprint
>>60078406
goats
>>60078406
>is there anything they actually DO like (that doesn't involve murder/rape/burning people alive?)
They like getting djizia... ahem... I mean "welfare".
>>60078431
Shhhhh...just let your benis do the work
>>60078438
t. fat fuck
>>60078431
You shouldn't be nervous he won't be able to penetrate if you catch my drift
>>60077927
>>60078438
>being fat fucks
>>60077811
Hi, je am votre son légitime so je can post here.
>>60078566
Parle français ou meurt.
le
>>60078431
don't worry, just lube yourself a lot, and it won't hurt that much.
He'll like it, you'll love the fact he likes it.
>>60078566
WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING !?
hi to all the french lads
>>60078611
Le cacapostage est intemporel
It's pretty funny that French people speak English 2bh.
>>60078626
how about you FUCK OFF?
>>60078676
'STIE DE CALICE QU'DIS TU TOI LÀ !?
>>60078431
don't overthink it, even if it sounds "be yourself"-tier. Don't masturbate before thinking it will make you last longer, it might make you unable to get hard. First time are bad most of the time, don't blame yourself if it doesn't go as good as you hoped, it gets better with more practice.
What do the french think of quebecois? Is it like how we think of those bloody yanks? >>60078611
>french time zone calculation
>>60078431
FONT
>>60078676
J-J-J-JVAI TNIQUE TA MER
Britania is the best former French colony.
>>60078723
>>60078758
b-bonjour
>>60078676
Do we ?
>>60078507
>>60078542
It's not my fault the French have the African genetics that cause a person to be skinny their whole life. Us Anglos evolved to retain mass during the ice ages of Northern Europe. That's partly why we are physically stronger
>>60078676
english iz just anozer french dialecte
>>60078676
Daily reminder that english language is a french dialect.
Why do yuropoors always say bismillah?
>>60078800
h-how do you do ?
>>60078800
J-J-JVAI TMANGER TA MER
TON PAREBRIS JLE PETE
JLE MANGE LA VITR
>>60078676
Je t'attends à la sortie je vais te niquer ta mère en caleçon putain tu me connais pas enfoiré
>>60078807
>muh genetics
Hilarious. Stop stuffing your mouth with shit and start exercising.
>>60078811
>>60078814
This 2bh
shall we teach /brit/s insults then ?
>>60078911
KEK MY SHIT UP
>>60078723
>>60078758
>>60078884
?
>>60078805
>>60078811
>>60078814
pic related
>>60078871
The absolute madman
>>60078984
You couldn't understand our GODTIER humour
(Not autistic enough)
>>60078807
>>60078938
Merde haha
>>60078807
I'd be strong to if I had to carry 250 kilos of fat (that's about 74''98'''8 inchmiles in burger units)
>>60079049
that guy's canadian you snail sucker
>>60079075
>they didn't behead their queen
>>60078984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFaivuht3qs
T-T-T-TVA PRENDR LOTO LA
JAI MENGE LCARO LA
>>60078807
I won't lie, this post triggered me
'flure, va
>>60079155
>we actually beheaded our queen
>>60079155
Ils ont déjà buté un de leur roi je crois pêh
>>60079155
I would totally bang her
AutriCHIENNE AU LIT
>>60079201
spain best ally
>>60079136
Why americans shit in their pants ?
Anglo genes ?
>>60079155
Savages
>>60078611
Personne dort à 18h voyons.
>>60078911
That woman is clearly French. Those are French products, we don't sell biscuits in America. Look, and only the French eat that style of bread and cake
Looks like the cat got your tongue on this one, because that post backfired
>>60079257
ptsd m9
>>60079204
>Austrian whore
>"our Queen"
>>60079219
1649 - Charles Ier
>>60078406
They like goats, dzija, and being closet homosexuals
It is genetics that play a role in being fat. In a woman, the fat goes right to her hips and gives her a big buttocks. It's the same way in French men
>>60079286
...'tain de décalage horaire
>>60079257
Their body have been modified by decades of drinking microwave boiled water
>>60079257
DELET THIS
(white) french people are alri desu lads. they're pretty civilised ngl.
t. staunch english patriot
>>60079317
>Kenyan weed lover
>"our president"
>>60079391
Are microwaves common in French households?
>>60079136
http://bgr.com/2016/05/26/obesity-statistics-2016-americans-overweight-cdc/
>>60079397
>(white) french people
This triggers the colonies
>>60079445
go eat some horse meat
>>60079444
Yeah everywhere, it's the basic even in a shitty student room
But we don't boil water with them
>>60079397
White French people haven't existed since the 18th century
>>60079520
do you use kettles?
>>60079492
With great pleasure. One of my favorite meal.
>>60079527
Tu puto du mierda
(I guess you understand well)
>>60079554
Yeah, I have one, and as far as I can think everyone I know has one too
>>60079492
i will 2bh
Go back to /cum/
And by that I mean crawl back inside you dad's balls
>>60079571
You *something* of *something*
Hello can Germany join too please? I mean we have a close history as well r-right my celtic and frank brothers?
>>60079554
I boil water with it a microwave when it happens I drink tea. 20 seconds hot water. My parents have a kettle, but they drink more herbal and regular tea than I do.
>>60079492
>Tfw no good horse steak right now
>>60079673
honhon
>>60079473
>giving a fuck about colonies
>>60079571
>implying clappistan understand spanish
M8 the can't understand european languages cuz their native tongue is semitic
>>60079710
>I boil water with it a microwave
>watching a normie dating show
>they all seem to have incredibly interesting jobs that involve them randomly going abroad all the time
>mfw I work in a shitty factory a short drive from my house and will probably work there until retirement
Is there any truth to the rumor that France is just a Germanic colony?
>>60079707
sure, one question before we let you in though, was Charlemagne french or german ?
>>60079739
>giving a fuck about colonies
Réunion Island is god tier though
The rest is mostly nigger I'll admit
>>60079742
I was going to write "with it" and then thought I should precise what to not confuse you. I didn't delete the "it". Are you triggered ? On peut continuer en Français si tu veux, sale rosbif.
>>60079751
you're allowed to get a different job you know
>>60079779
Germanic. The French were not a concept in his time
>>60079742
There is litteraly nothing wrong with that
>>60079763
Charlemagne, dude, and not """"" Karl der Grosse """"
>>60079779
Charlemagne aka Karl der Große was neither French nor German. He was frankish
>>60079763
It's all true, in fact we are edgy and autistic germans
>>60079803
He isn't triggered by your English but by you boiling water with a microwave to make tea
I think
>>60079707
>>60079763
NO
>>60079751
>using the word normie unironically
Kill yourself potatonigger, you deserve everything that happens to you
>>60079803
i wasn't referring to your shitty English.
no need to be so rude lad.
>>60079803
>incorrect English
>boiling water with a microwave
>>60079894
Haha man up you fucking poofter
>>60079779
>Karel de Grote
>ofwel Frans of Duits
koos slechts één, flikker.
>>60079793
> Réunion
>not Tahiti or Nouvelle Calédonie
>>60079819
>csq alsacien
>>60079877
But you have a German queen
>>60079844
Speak for yourself
I'm a normie Mediterranean with friends named Martinez and Hernandez tb.h
>>60079877
>force germany to give you free shit
>"waah why are we being outsourced by germans??"
British intellectuals
>>60079967
Anglos WILL DENY THIS
>>60079931
i was being nonchalant mate
>>60079881
Why are americans so mean ?
Thought, /fuk/ ?
>>60079951
Je pensais aux départements genre Réunion, Guadeloupe, Guyane, ceux qui sont considérés comme extension de la France
And Tahiti is a meme island anyway
>>60080028
free speech
>>60079977
>mediterranean
Don't lie Mohamed we all know you are not french
>>60079751
Don't watch the televisual jew, it makes you stupid and unhappy. Read books instead.
>>60080064
De ce point de vue là tu n'as pas tord, la Réunion c'est mieux que la Guadeloupe ou la Guyane...
Mais la Nouvelle Calédonie c'est ce qui se fait de mieux.
>>60079707
You're my brother. Of course you join. Why even asking ?
>>60080091
I'm only Mediterranean because I was born there pêh, parents are from the north
>Go buy groceries
>Spend 30 minutes walking outside
>Sunburnt
is this the first iteration of /fuk/ ?
>>60080157
J'y suis jamais allé*
*Pour l'instant
DONNEZ-MOI DE L'ARGENT PUTAIN
>Read books
>>60080171
Ahahaha I'm part swedish and I never got à sunburn
>>60080157
>mieux que la Guyane
>mieux
>que la Guyane
Absolument pédé
>>60079982
>force germany to give you free shit
What did he mean by this?
Brexit first then frexit to follow
>>60079967
>>60079995
They've been here for hundred of years, at what point do they stop being German?
>>60080218
im reading Hyperion atm. its actually pretty good.
>>60080218
Thanks, picture saved to trigger yanks in future threads
>>60080233
Ta gueule Taubira
>>60080293
t. nuque rouge
>>60080242
>What did he mean by this?
Well, after the Great war, you forced the Germans to give you free shit, like ships, causing massive unemployment since no one wanted to buy British product since they could get German products for free.
>>60079819
It's the territories that called "gaule" Clovis conquered and unified, forming what would become France and that Charlemagne would expand to the east and convert the barbarian tribes of Germania. Franks founded France, the territorial entity.
>>60080223
My skin itself is whiter than my Dutch friend, only place where I saw as many people that much white was in Ireland.
It's great because well, feels good to be white, but I'm usually the only one to need some crême solaire
My sister's even worse tho
>>60080157
Postait des photos, pêh, qu'on puisse juger
>>60080392
Are you trying to educate an amerilard ?/
MAD
A
D
>>60080392
The real French only lived in Paris. In the other parts, they were Occitan or Breton or German or Dutch or Norman, Swiss, Italian, or some shit, who knows. That's why the king force them all to start speaking French
>>60080408
I am from Algeria and I am as pale as you can get. My sister is blond, my mother has blue eyes and my uncles are gingerheads.
That does not mean we are white or ethnic europeans.
fresh meme from /tv/ lads
>>60080437
Tiens une que j'ai prise à la Réunion
>>60080601
Noice
+ postez*
>>60080437
>>60080601
>>60080475
I'm talking about "France", not "French". "French" is a social construct born in the 19th that lead to cultural genocide, by the republic, of nations populating France.
>>60080475
I'm wondering who are the real americans.
>>60080653
J'en ai quelques-unes de Guadeloupe aussi mais la flemme de me lever pour chopper mon disque dur
>>60080475
>That's why the king force them all to start speaking French
Nope, it's the third republic and the Ferry laws.
>the french have completely abondoned their /fr/ thread and completely outnumbered us in here
It wasn't supposed to go like this
>>60080475
>Laisse-moi te parler de ton pays
>>60080580
Saved
>>60080475
>they were occitan
Occitan isn't an ethnicity.
The "french" are a mix of franks, romans and a few other germanic peoples. Brettons and Normans were always minorieties.
The king french only became the dominant language after the occitan south had been weakened during the Crusade against the Albigensians, which followed the cathar heresy. It
>>60080846
Knock knock mOTHERFUCKER
>>60080846
Just tell you fellow /brit/posters to come here
>>60080725
>I'm wondering who are the real americans.
Autochtones : native americans.
First "modern americans" : let's take a look at a map of colonisation.
>>60080899
The cathar did nothing wrong
Except fighting like shit
>>60080899
Disregard "the king" before "french only became".
yoann courcuff
>>60080899
It was only at the court. People still commonly spoke regional languages until 19th century. Even now there are still people speaking occitans (and alsacian, basque, breton, catalan, provençal, auvergnat, flemmish, picard).
>>60080979
They're heretics, they deserved having their asses kicked.
>>60080919
Ring ring pussy
do enjoy a spot of French amateur porn if I don't say so myself
>>60080979
Killing civilians was kinda rude, desu
>>60080979
Well, I guess we know who God supported.
Called in to say Bonjour based lads.
>>60081070
>It was only at the court. People still commonly spoke regional languages until 19th century.
I know that. I've never implied that the king made other languages simply vanish.
>They're heretics, they deserved having their asses kicked.
Damn right.
>>60081070
>They're heretics, they deserved having their asses kicked.
Yeah technically, but aspects of their doctrine were "purer" (no material/private possession, crafts and life in community...)
Testicles are feeling really empty haha should probably chill out a bit
>>60081107
>Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens
wew
So is this the fuck Germany thread
Just a paddle steamer away from me.
>>60081181
sup lad
>>60079473
>>60079739
>>60079793
>>60079951
>>60080064
>>60080157
>>60080233
C'est moi ou Saint-Pierre et Miquelon a cessé d'exister ?
>>60081322
Every thread is fuck Germany thread with the right guidance
it's /britfr/
>>60081187
>I know that. I've never implied that the king made other languages simply vanish.
By the way you said it, it sounded like peasant would adopt French (called "Francian" back then).
>>60081322
No, we need our Krautlad Kameraden for total unity.
>>60081411
C'est à dire que y'a pas grand-chose à dire ou d’intéressant sur Saint-Pierre et Miquelon pêh
A par ceci
Salut
Bonjour
Syves-vou-plait (?)
Merci
Au revoir
J'mappelle
J'adore
J'aime
Noir
Blanc
Merde
That's about all I can remember
>>60081425
>>60081322
That's a twisted version of History.
>>60081538
S'il-vous plait*
Je m'appelle*
Sounds about right
>>60081430
Well, they ended up adopting it. You can blame the republic for that. The idea of a french nation-state and a french people was closely tied to the french language, so more and more the other languages lost space and were supressed by french. Specially because public schools only taught in french.
>>60081591
I pronounce it "j'm'appelle" desu
t. pleb
>>60081622
Of course. But when I hear about politics talking about "diversity" nowadays, I have a bitter taste in my mouth.
>>60081643
Me too don't worry
And j'sais pas instead of je sais pas, well it should be je ne sais pas anyway, I think pretty much everyone takes shortcuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88
>>60081744
>gf pic
FONT
>>60081744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHoT4N43jK8
>>60081804
I know, fucking cacti. Cute though, non?
>>60081822
he's belgian!
>>60081685
Yet, apparently some people don't like it when Québecois do that
Plutôt stupid pêhat
>>60081920
I didn't know Belgium was in Africa.
>>60081920
>he's belgian
my life is a lie
>>60081861
Bit jealous tbf but I have pussy in my bed right now
>>60081920
Maybe the joke is Frisian. The cow in my pic is clearly not Frisian.
Charolais? Of fuck. Thats not better.
>>60081685
>it should be je ne sais pas
That happens to most languages.
It's starts like: Je ne sais.
It becomes: Je ne sais pas (double negation).
Until people just say: Je sais pa.
It happened to english, but they introduced the "do", so instead of say "I saw not" they say "I didn't see".
In Brazil, some regions are at stage 1, others at stage 2, and some at stage 3.
>>60082080
>tfw no feline to cuddle up to at night
>>60082316
She's only doing it for the food anyway
Typical slut
Bonne nuit à mes /co/mpatriotes
Good night, /b/ritbros
>>60079558
Steak tartare is not horsemeat you fucking retard. I feel insulted by having such a stupid compatriot...
>>60082936
It could be. Where do you think the fucking name comes from ?
>"Le steak tartare est une recette traditionnelle mongole et coréenne, à base de viande de bœuf ou de viande de cheval crue, généralement hachée gros, coupée en petits cubes au couteau, souvent servie finement hachée à la machine"
>>60082936
>Steak tartare is not horsemeat you fucking retard.
It's exactly that, you fucking idiot. It's a recipe originating from Mongolia...
>>60083060
>>60083166
Both of you are retarded. I once went to a hipster restaurant in the 19eme where they served kangaroo hamburger. Does this mean that hamburger is usually kangaroo? Does this mean that when you want to eat kangaroo meat, you just go to McDonalds and ask for a big mac? No.
Steak tartare is virtually always beef.
Also how retarded is this argument "Where do you think the fucking name comes from ?" Do you think it's made from tatars? Also Wikipedia says: "Although the word 'tartare' presumably refers to the Tatar people of Central Asia, and there are many stories connecting steak tartare with them, steak tartare is not related to Tatar cuisine.[6]"
>>60082936
Literaly American education tier post, Anon
Here's a recipe for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHDf3LLbf5w
>>60082080
>roux
>infecté par Toxoplasma Gondii
Dame nature t'a pas gâté mon cochon
>>60083407
>Steak tartare is virtually always beef.
Because "muh horses". Originally it's a mongole recipe, and Mongol ate horses.
>hipster restaurantt
It explains a lot. You should probably stick to eating hamburgers.
>>60083426
Wtf is this tutorial, that's not how you do it... No wonder he takes 5 fucking minutes for a knot.
>>60083407
>Both of you are retarded
Tu fais exprès ? A l'origine c'est de la viande de cheval parce que la méthode a été apportée par les mongols
D'accord on le mange surtout avec du bœuf maintenant mais ton commentaire était complètement débile quand même, c'est même pas un débat, c'est un fait que ça peux être de la viande de cheval. D'ailleurs la viande de son image ressemble à du cheval plutôt qu'à du boeuf
>I feel insulted by having such a stupid compatriot...
T'as un gros égo pour un abruti, et c'est pas souvent que j'insulte sérieusement quelqu'un ici
>>60083432
>roux
Seulement les poils du visage
>Dame nature t'a pas gâté mon cochon
Possible, en attendant je me plaint jamais d'être un puceau sur /fr/ donc j'imagine que ça s'est quand même mieux passé que la plupart des gens ici
>>60083642
>D'ailleurs la viande de son image ressemble à du cheval plutôt qu'à du boeuf
C'est du cheval, bien sûr. Pas difficile à distinguer, c'est plus sombre que du boeuf qui est plus rouge vif.
>>60083863
Vrai
Je préfère avec du saumon de toute façon pêh
France went to shit after the republic
>>60083426
>euh euuh euuuh euuh
Insupportable.
>>60083989
Who doesn't want to evacuate a dank turd after a nice revolution
