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The Janny takes his """""JOB""""" seriously edition
cara
crayon pop
janny's gonna do his NUT
>>60068193
is an obnoxious disrespectful lesbian
in before gasket blowout
Haven't felt this sad since Winston Churchill died, lads...
posting cautiously
Masturbating to porn daily has ruined my dick. I can't maintain an erection, I don't know what to do. Will quitting porn/ stopping masturbating help?
NUT STATUS: DONE
mods = gods
canadian tranny poster getting btfo
anything after 310 isn't early you twat
>>60068269
I hope the Janny doesn't delete this so this lad feels like a mug
>>60068269
lads why is my reddit flag a pepe
t. kernow
janny janny janny THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN
>>60068309
update the script
>>60068295
>he doesn't know about janny's unwritten autistic 'page 8' rule
>>60068311
bit excessive innit
i don't think it's such a big deal though
I miss the days before jannyspamming
I blame /sp/ for my misery
>>60068295
anything before page 7 is early
FONC
>>60068328
he hasn't enforced it in weeks you rat
>Who can say where the road goes?
>Where the day flows?
>Only time.
>mum NEVER has phone out of her hand
>today
>need her for something
>call her
>doesn't answer
>calls me back but I miss her call and literally ring back within seconds
>DOESN'T ANSWER
>ring her again
>DOESN'T ANSWER
>she calls me back but I'm busy at work
>she fucking KNOWS I will be ringing her back soon and should expect my call
>call her another 3 times
>DOES NOT FUCKING ANSWER
This is literally every fucking time. EVERY. TIME
>>60068323
hmm
not a fan of this "cornwall is in england" meme
>>60068406
fascinating
>>60068406
take the hint mate
>tfw you realise she's not coming back
wew
>>60068459
>she
who
>>60068406
she's busy text later
Best season of Always Sunny?
Right then *rubs hands together*, let's get this sorted once and for all
Odds I go into town and buy alcohol
Evens I stay in and cry myself to sleep
what's bitte shnell?
>>60068555
nice
>>60068444
innit
>>60068447
She may very well be shagging at some point, but today I know she was at her friends house. For some reason she has her fucking phone on silent all the bastard time when it just isn't needed.
>>60068472
>>60068500
HE'S ON IT
>>60068555
you forgot trips and you kill yourself
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344020
>He doesn't live in the south west
Literally no excuses
the gf insists i allow her to manmilk me and feed me recipes from these
>>60068596
did not read a word
>>60068610
is this devizes
>>60068596
what a retarted list, not even voting you cunt
How bad do you have to be to get range banned? Is it just for CP posters or could it happen for repeatedly pissing the janitor off?
going to put a fish pie in the oven
please refrain from making a joke about a vagina
going to eat some fresh tomatoes while it cooks
>>60068659
why would i make a joke about a vagina?
*butchers yet another aussie runt*
fucking critters get everywhere these days...
*stamps on runts tail that's poking out from underneath car, drags it out into the open and chokes it*
*watches as its sun scorched aussie face turns beetroot red*
ah there it goes...can always tell a job well done by the popping eyes....
>>60068629
Outskirts of bath
>>60068659
Just like, eating raw tomato?
Thats kind of weird
>>60068247
bit rude
Feel pretty hot right about now lads
gf sent me this
>>60068736
>bath
>southwest
fuck of poortherner
Just tried to snap josie
>daenerys is naive and easily influenced
>stannis is a bit hamfisted
who else is there?
>/brit/ has BROKEN the Janny
I would like more opinions desu
>>60068155
>>60068751
>>60068777
>A girl has NEVER sent you a dirty pic
Feels bad desu
>>60068788
nothing those are the only two characters
>>60067357
Let myself slip and get upset by this one. Hit a little too close to home. Reckon I've had enough internet for the day.
>>60068840
come to copenhagen
Brit meetup in Coventry this Thursday lids x
>>60068840
get a decent point and shoot, literally just going to stand out as an american tourist with a fucking DSLR and everybody will hate you
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344102
janny when are you gonna get it through your thick head mate?
no one fucking likes you
runt.
>>60068751
What the fuck? Is that a nappy
Also cousin just sent me this
Just a not so friendly reminder that if one of you tough guy keyboard warriors would hit a woman in my eyesight, I'd make your life a living hell. Place a bet on that any day fucking pieces of shit.
>>60068840
obvious answer is to buy a mirrorless camera (I recommend the sony a6000) and use it to take both stills and video
got one dance on repeat
![[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mh6cAgP.jpg "[Coalgirls] Yuru Yuri Season 2 - 10 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [78B72263].mkv snapshot 08.31 [2016.02.10 10.17.53]")
Need a good sci-fi set in space that isn't Stargate, Star Trek, Farscape, Babylon 5 or Lexx.
>>60068908
how does owning a DSLR make you a yank?
yanks are the last tourists i think of when i see cunts with those. I think of frenchies first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
listening to this right now
>>60068905
Fuck off callum
>>60068950
incest taboo is a spook perpetuated by jews to keep only their blood line pure
>>60068968
time for your bath soon, you need to calm down before bed little man.
>>60068991
Red Dwarf
>>60068991
Macross.
Legend of Galactic Heroes.
>>60068991
Space 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX-L5cwaKT8
>>60069009
That was me a few years ago but with my mum crying about how I was wasting my life.
Now I wage slave, come home and do drugs and I'm miserable.
Thanks mum!
>>60068991
space balls
Just trolled a bunch of people desu
can't stop sneezing
LOOK lads.
I'm not in a good fucking mood, I'm actually in a fucking BAD mood and somebody is gonna have to get hurt because of this. There is no way out of it, so which one of you is man enough to step up, take one for the team and get his arse kicked up and down the street?
>>60069105
Very good choice.
>>60069153
better than sponging off your parents
>>60069153
at least you're not a virgin
doin a blackout
>>60069168
haha epic xD
>>60069065
do you actually want a fucking smack?
>>60069174
*deploys anti boi measures*
evens I go to the paki shop and buy some more booze for myself
odds I drink what I already have
need some mince to make a bolognese though don't reckon the paki shop sells it and don't think anywhere else is open
> spent all day in my pyjamas
> only getting dressed now so I can briefly go into town to buy alcohol
sigh
what are you supposed to do on weekends anyway
>>60069001
where did I see that owning a DSLR makes you a yank? Most plebs who own DSLRs are just going to be rocking some generic lens and having everything to set to auto, there is no need to take up the extra space, especially considering how good point and shoots are nowadays
Wearing baggy shorts, hiking boots, a "fanny" pack, a cap and holding a DSLR is a clear standout yank over here, you're in bloody Australia ffs
does anyone know what the catalyst was to that louis recording? Obviously he'd been living like a feral but there must have been an event just before that triggered his dad yellinh
jock brit meet at campus bar for the first euro game lads who's up for it? i'm on first round
feeling claustrophobic
house is filled with boxes and stuff :x
>>60069236
>>60069065
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>60069174
*flips out ballbag*
go crazy
>>60069202
HEEM SLEEPY
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>>60069236
manlet, ssshh the big boys are talking.
>>60069250
I always wear pajamas when I'm in my house.
only /soc/ getting nice rates
>BTC going absolutely mad
>my DAO plummmeting rapidly
fucking chinks are chucking loads into BTC what is going on tomorrow
>>60069263
what campus? if it's imperial college I'm down
>>60069250
>what are you supposed to do on weekends anyway
Find a nice (white) girl to make a family.
>>60069255
Probably hadn't come out of his room before 10 or something so his thick normie parents thought that this would be a way of cheering him up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
imagine living in this squalor
imagine having this failure of a wife's son to look after
imagine being so shit at handling problems and having such pointless fights
imagine being a working class brit
>>60069296
and shoes right
Lads we have many documentaries about foreign nations, so what I want to know is do other countries have documentaries on our history?
It'd be interesting to know the Japanese perspective on say, the English Civil War.
>>60069316
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>>60069321
332 Sauchiehall Street, City Centre, Glasgow G2 3LG
jocks only
>>60069320
is it going up or down? got 0.3 left
>>60069325
That requires time, effort, charisma, humour, etc.
Staying in your room all day drinking alcohol and watching anime on the other hand much easier
>tfw I am the runt
>>60069387
it's going left
>>60069375
urgh, scottish """people"""?
nah, I'm good
>>60069320
>tfw have a few bitcoin leftover from my druggie habits
bare profitz.jpg
>>60069420
thx
>>60069424
ABEs only la
>>60069320
hmm wonder if I should dump the last of my BTC into drugs or cash out
>>60069350
fuck off anders
LYNN SHUT UP
*SPACEX ROCKET CRASHES*
>>60069387
BTC? been performing well all day and just shot up to $540
>>60069292
I'm not kidding.
Drove past a "leave the EU" sign on coming back into cornwall
Didn't know my county was filled with BLOODY fucking RACISTS
>>60069350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
COULD YOU IMAGINE IT
>>60069431
>tfw you bought in at £12/coin
>sold at £250/coin
shame I only bought 7 coins worth
>>60069470
ye btc, might sell it then desu
>>60068744
why is that weird? it's when they taste the nicest
>>60069358
other countries don't make them, it's a brit thing and the yanks do a drama version of them.
>>60069455
don't cash out, btc rewards are halving soon and value will increase quite a lot after that. Also rumours that paypal may start accepting btc. Hold imo
>>60069496
honestly if you've got a phd / masters in STEM and you don't have a job you have much bigger personality problems than being a virgin
on /b/ raiding camwhores
So called 'Louie'
>>60069556
It's a personality problem called being an ARROGANT STUDENT
>>60069494
me neither little un, if you dont have your bath there will be no computer time tomorrow.
>>60069556
>he fell for the STEM meme
kek PhDs are useless outside academia
>>60069558
>on /b/
Anyone here got a tattoo? I want one on my forearm.
>>60069502
I don't even know that feel
I was in on bitcoin in 2010 and was just fucking around with it, literally had hundreds, thinking it was useless swapping it for privileges on some forums and shit, if only I knew...
Gonna put up my snap for tomorrow.
Salmon sandwiches.
>>60069619
explain my PhD in maths and my 300k salary then smartarse
>>60069619
there's a PhD in mat science at my ~ top 10 uni for engineering being paid £29k to get his PhD by RR, once he leaves he's going to do direct entry with £60k starting
thoughts?
>>60069604
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THATS NOT FAIRRRRRRRR
>>60069644
>Anyone here got a tattoo?
Yes. Got a blue number on my forearm as a tribute to those who died in the Holocaust. Nobody finds it as heartfelt as I did at the time.
>I want one on my forearm.
I don't recommend this
who watching politically correct gear here?
>>60069496
oh wow
>>60069545
That sounds like an incredibley ignorant statement lad. Are you saying that Japs don't take an interest in other histories?
>>60069744
was gonna but now I've missed the start and cba
>>60069644
got a big one on my back, got it becuase i was really bored in Indonesia and it was cheap. I forget its even there mostly.
>>60069728
>I don't recommend this
why?
I fucking hate Chris Evans
>>60069644
yeah got one that says "I never want to be employed by anyone ever"
oh wait that's every tattoo
>>60069842
steady
>>60069842
Thanks for reminding me
>>60069707
ok then have your bath, there are Nobbly Bobblys in the freezer and you can have one after yo get out.
>>60069842
>>60069864
this lel
>>60069842
was cute in civil war desu
>>60069842
Just turned it on and thought the exact same thing within 10 seconds, stupid annoying voice
>>60069808
you're not missing much, it's fucking dire
chris evans is trying to hard to be like clarkson
>>60069874
okay daddy!
*gives you a big wet kiss on the cheek*
>>60069644
>wanting a tattoo
literal pleb
>>60069767
it was a joke mate. i am sure their documentaries are interesting and filled with octopus sex. <- that is another joke, its called banter and people do it here a lot.
So which way are you lads going to vote??
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
>>60069842
literally want to vomit when I hear him
>>60069922
were you expecting anything else from joey and chris evans ?
reckon clarkson's sitting there laughign his arse off
>top gear
>bender with american cars and guns
tfw no shib
>not watching the Soap Awards
New Top Gear is on lads
The Chris Evans one. Not the Amazon one with the lads
>>60069965
My reply too was a joke. Notice how I mispelled "incredibly" wrong to add another layer of irony?
>>60070033
hilarious aren't we
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
>>60070003
how long have you been caraposting?
will you ever stop?
seriously hope most of you have lost your virginities and have relatively successful interpersonal relationships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoJXwrXXfeY
fucking pakis
I can't even watch top gear, it's just filled with pakis and cringe
>>60070065
ye
good banter desu
>>60070084
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Chris Evans is a shit driver
>>60070084
Setting your hopes a bit high there m8y
>>60070067
more or less 2 years now, and yes i will
>>60070066
this cunt has THE most punchable fucking head i've ever seen
who in this thread doesn't want to smack that wanker in the gabba?
reminder you'll have to pay for BBC iPlayer soon
>>60070143
wait until you hear his voice
>>60070084
get absolutely fucked
>>60070144
already do
>>60069976
i was expecting it to be shit i wasn't expecting him to try so hard to emulate him
and yeah all those three will be in keks
I live with two female housemates and wtf is up with the toilet paper i bought a new 6 pack on friday and its pretty much gone already. The worst fucking bit is if there is like one roll left they will usually just steal one to keep in their room so it goes even quicker and they don't even have to buy it.
I live like a fucking animal
meeting girls isn't really that hard
>>60070200
post their undies
>>60070200
stop buying it to prove a point
or buy it and keep it in your room like they do
>>60070203
Louis
>60070222
not giving you the satisfaction
>>60070222
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>>60070234
>stop buying it to prove a point
i did this and they just started using the kitchen roll, then whatever scraps of paper they could find
seriously regret my housemates for the next academic year lads
they're all autistic and I keep seeing one of them crying at parties and making everyone feel uncomfortable
I think the BBC have fucked up.
They should have waited waaaaaayy longer to launch Top Gear again, I seriously don't understand why they thought that people would like the new Top Gear with a bitter taste about the old one.
>tfw never been psuedo-(You)d
feels good
sometimes feels like my life is some sort of comedy show
>>60070200
THE ACTUAL SOLUTION
Whenever someone buys something for use by the household (toilet paper, washing up liquid, etc) they put it on a piece of paper up on the fridge
That way you know who's cheapskating everyone
>>60070222
am NEET
>we got custody
binned
*changes channel*
ahh yes, big bang theory, that will do for a science nerd such as myself :-)
>>60070306
Just for (You) lad.
>watching new Top Gear
>that rape scene
>that Joey disembowels random child who wandered on set scene
>that Chris runs a red light scene
brutal stuff lads
>>60070200
toilet paper has less sheets per roll now, muh austerity profits
girls use more, they have 2 cracks to wipe
buy your own and keep it in your room, buy cheap shit and put it in bathroom
be happy thats all it is
why does this 50 year old fuck pretend hes in his teens
@60070306
there's a first time for everything
Back with my ex 2bh
>>60070304
They should have let the name go with the crew 2bh
>>60070376
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>>60070349
that's a real (you) not a psuedo (you)
a psuedo you is an angry one
ie. @xxxxxxxxx or >xxxxxxxxxx
>>60070222
Girls only ever seem to like me as a friend desu
This new top gear is absolute wank as expected
The cast is trying SO hard to mimic the original presenters
Just sad
Get this yank off my telly
>>60070376
... 5 hours later?
>>60070350
See I dunno about that tank scene when they test different tanks crushing people. Bit ISIS for me.
>Blackpool
MENTIONED
>>60070437
Nah like a year later
>>60070478
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>oh no he drove a car outside an important building on a completely unimportant day of the year
>>60070478
oh wrong person then sorry
I TURNED IT OFF CHAPS IT'S AGONY TO WATCH
i tried watching it to stab Clarkson in his EU-loving back but it's too hard.
I REFUSE to watch any so-called ""Top Gear"" without Clarkson & Co.
Already got my Amazon account Primed and ready lads.
>watching top gear at all
very pleb
The new Top Gear basically seems to be The One Show with cars
I'm not even disappointed because that's what I expected
>>60070200
video them taking a shit and post it here x, it's never gone wrong before
>top gear
>joey's yank accent
this is so wrong
>>60070548
fuck off then lego boy
>>60070548
>unironically say "pleb"
very normal
alri lads back from the paki shop
big alcohol selection, even have absinthe and other obscure alcohols on the top shelf. Old lad sat in a stool at the back of the shop eating ice cream and laughing at his wife on the till, very talkative, had some banter with him and he helped me find something. Bought two bottles of white wine for £6, some pistacchio ice cream and some sausages for my bolognese because there was no mince.
Overall I rate the experience highly and shall be returning to shop there.
>>60070429
the bbc one or the new clarkson show?
why would you even watch the bbc one without clarkson?
>>60070508
I also refuse to watch the new version but I'll probably just stream the new one online somewhere. Can't be bothered to sign up for Prime for 1 show.
this yankydoodle on top gear just keeps on mumbling
how much money do you need to stick your nose up samantha cameron's bumhole
>>60070572
so he DID do that!
Here I was thinking I read that in a dream or something
>>60070613
thought brit loved the special relationship
Not watching it on TV
Not watching it on iPlayer
Bullshit Bangladeshi Company aren't getting my viewer count
going to make a sandwich lads
FUNNY COSTUMES XDDD
making good use of my license fee!
>when my mates start mcing at parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU
Hate this edgy Danish twat and his oppose absolutely everything about /brit/ gimmick
this is fucking dire jesus christ
>>60070682
take your pills Rorke for goodness sake
>>60070709
yeah that .000000000001% of the funding you contributed sure went far
>>60070508
when does the grand tour start mate?
Bur-Ming-Ham
>north of burning-ham
>>60070721
>the UK
why did they think having a yank on this was a good idea
>>60070675
hes not funny at all all he does is try to look cool in silly clothes and mumble random shite
>>60070746
>Rorke
im a black muslim you idiot
MANS NEVER BEEN IN
>>60070856
WHEN IT'S SHUTDOWN
THAT'S NOT ME AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>>60070865
Don't tell me what I can't do!
getting a bit tipsy lads
Somebodies gonna get a fucking hiding because I'm mad and now I'm on a sugar low.
I'm willing to let it slide if you go to the shop for me and get a Bueno and some Pinballs.
>Gordon Ramsey and Jessie Eisenberg
What on Earth do those two have in common that they're working on?
Can you imagine that small chat in the waiting room before
>bleeps
>>60071008
do the BBC have a yank quota as well now?
fish pie nearly done lads
taking it out of the oven in just over 5 minutes
I know I said I was going to get alcohol but I still haven't got out of my seat lol
love my crippling motivation issues
>>60071079
>fish pie
Give us a pic senpai
How come I never sleep when I take some codeine?
I feel drowsy but I get in bed and just toss and turn for hours. Comfy as fuck though.
>>60071040
Listen to the BBC, there's nothing more quintessentially British than a foreigner nowadays lad
>>60071086
I did mate, rolled evens and went and picked up some more wine
get on my level
I am an absolute fuckup, I spent a good 40 minutes walking back and forth from tesco only to find when I got there that it was closed cause of this bloody 'close early on sunday' shit
so now I'm down a good chunk of time and I haven't even been able to buy whiskey cause all the polish shops don't stock it
>>60070865
Phelan is a bloke I wouldn't mess with
>3 white males on my screen
outraged
going to be a presenter on top gear lids
why are dutch people so bad at pronouncing basic english letters
>>60071154
just get something other than whisky
>>60071112
it's only a ready meal and i'm not going upstairs to get my phone 2bh
really wish i was with her right now
>>60071174
Don't think so >>60071205
>>60068277
:-(
Going to order a pizza lads
Just need to plan out what I'm going to say a few dozen more times before I pickup the phone
>>60071205
Every syllable in Dutch requires gargling the throat
how's the new top gear going down?
>>60071241
>Baltimore
HOL UP
>>60071154
I don't know why England persists with these archaic Sunday trading laws, my local Tesco is open right now
>>60071219
Boring senpai, you've fishapointed me
>>60071241
we wuz kangz n spaceships n shiet
>>60071370
just tuned in, it's fucking cringe already
Not a fan of this new Top Gear at all
>>60068193
I can't believe you're still going with this gimmick
>>60071391
learn to speak fuckhead
not that hard if norwegians can do it decently
Why does Chris Evans keep saying "Yayyyyy"?
He sounds like a fucking entertainer for a children's party.
>>60071322
sorry
just took my first mouthful
quite nice for a sainsburys ready meal
This star in the reasonably priced car is a bit crap
It's actually the one bit that I thought they would have down. Doesn't Chris Evans interview people for a living, albeit on the radio?
>>60071457
If the audience don't cheer then it sounds like the show is boring
He very much is
>>60071429
definitely putting it on my cv
>>60071455
rude
>>60071457
looks like it too
wish I was Charlie LeDuff
WHO'S THIS YANK
FUCK OFF TO TOP GEAR USA
i bet clarkson is loving how shit this is
fucking hell this is dreadful
BBC on pooicide watch
>>60071577
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/736921230855524352
too busy taking the piss out of f1
The drop in viewing figures next week is going to be historic.
>>60071577
i bet clarkson acts like he doesn't care but cries himself to sleep wishing he hadn't hit that bloke and lost the show
>>60071575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmyonfpsgI
>>60071577
Given that he's been on there since the 1980s I think he probably wanted it to succeed
>>60071633
lel, the man kicked the ball, etc.
>>60071577
>Lundy
Christ is this a meme or how the hell did you end up there lad
>>60071633
good tweet
Literally in Barcelona lads, first time posting under a Spanish flag
What is it that young girls giggle about when a handsome guy walks past?
Had it myself where I've been walking past a group of school girls, they've gone all hush hush and started giggling amongst themselves.
Fuck me the new top gear is fucking awful
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/732991701179113472
What did he mean by this?
>>60071702
fuck off catholic shits you can't fool us
>>60071691
i work in the tavern
why the fuck would they get a yank to host top gear
>>60071702
nice one lad
what are you planning to do?
the fuck is a cheeto?
>>60071154
Could be worse m8
I have to go to a dedicated liquor store for whisky and they have the worst hours imaginable. Up until a couple months ago they didn't even open on Sundays.
>>60071729
unironically doxxed
alri james
>>60071710
>>60071702
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>yank
SUSPEND
AH YES
>>60071733
and a Kraut woman
fuck me
last 'male' show on tv and they've got some twink presenter, a yank and a german woman
>>60071756
well, at least I have more Freedom™ than you
>>60071733
Because we own you.
>Lundy
>>60071729
you do not live there you lying mug
>>60071710
They were laughing at your shoes and haircut 2bh
>fuck me
>last 'male' show on tv and they've got some twink presenter, a yank and a german woman
>>60071752
its a bit like a piece of hard fried bread-thing dusted in fake powder cheese
they're actually kind of good and i usually hate most junk food.
>>60071710
They do that to ugly people
>>60071794
>>60071831
>>60071833
hehe i actually just changed my flag from what it used to be ;)
decided in the end not to have another wank today
going to save it for tomorrow night
>>60071887
you mean a wotsit?
>>60071899
>i'm ugly so everyone else is
No mate.
>>60071710
thats a female mating call
it means they're all DTF bro
>>60071817
Meh. You can still get stump whisky from the mountains but that's a hassle unless you specifically want a couple jars.
Best to just buy in advance.
based Al
>>60071918
yeh kind of, but harder than a wotsit and a bit thinner. a crunchier wotsit
we call wotsits "cheese puffs" here
>>60071909
All these new flags are unironically making me slightly anxious.
There's nothing I love more in life than being choked while munching on a long hard 'sausage' ;)
>>60072001
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Fuck this new top gear is fucking tragic.. I'm cringing so fucking bloody damn hard!!! Fuck off yank you're embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60072053
Kavanaugh
This yank bloke is just awful
alright lads, can we stop talking about top shit now please?
Figured this new Top Gear crew was going to crash and burn
Watching the old crew on Netflix
Love this new Top Gear lads
never realised joeys voice was this deep. it's barely audible
>>60072001
me too!
>>60072152
>Netflix
amazon
Joey is MUCH less annoying than Evans, don't know what you're all whining about
>>60072173
Nah I'm watching reruns on Netflix
Is the new one out on Amazon already?!
>Matt LeBlanc stuck a suction cup dildo to the Cenotaph on Remembrance Day and bummed himself to completion whilst wearing a Nazi uniform
>Still allowed on telly
>>60072177
he's mumbling and being too much of a yank for top gear
>>60072177
But he's a yank presenting a british motoring show.
If he says RV I'm gonna flip.
>>60072210
don't think this happened
>>60072152
>the old crew
>>60072251
wait...what's an RV?
>>60072210
do not doubt the authenticity of this post
>>60072233
It sounds like he's being forced to do this, feel like he'll top himself any minute now.. he's so depressing, is this what American TV is like.... Jesus. His comedy should be used in fucking Guantanamo.
>>60072296
mobile home
>>60072296
motorhome
>>60072355
maybe they've lost hope of it being a success in the uk and they're trying to appeal to yanks instead now
>>60072210
ah yes I remember this
>>60072357
>>60072372
a caravan?
BANTER
>Did you ever see the first episode of the last incarnation of Top Gear? It was rubbish. It was just as rubbish as this. Nobody knew what they were doing. James May wasn’t even in it. It took a full year for the last Top Gear to become Top Gear. So judging this new version on 43 minutes of footage seems colossally unfair. It’ll find its footing in time.
>>60072381
It's not entertaining, it's not funny, perfect for American entertainment!
>>60072409
Caravans are towed behind (trailers)
Motorhomes/RVs are self propelled
reminder that clarkson is a spastic
>>60072296
>wait...what's an RV?
Fuck off billionaire with a pass
>>60070143
literally what i thought after seeing him for a couple seconds
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