The Janny takes his """""JOB""""" seriously edition
cara
crayon pop
janny's gonna do his NUT
>>60068193
is an obnoxious disrespectful lesbian
in before gasket blowout
Haven't felt this sad since Winston Churchill died, lads...
posting cautiously
Masturbating to porn daily has ruined my dick. I can't maintain an erection, I don't know what to do. Will quitting porn/ stopping masturbating help?
NUT STATUS: DONE
![nixon[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2LQn5Nm.jpg "nixon[2].jpg")
mods = gods
canadian tranny poster getting btfo
anything after 310 isn't early you twat
>>60068269
I hope the Janny doesn't delete this so this lad feels like a mug
>>60068269
lads why is my reddit flag a pepe
t. kernow
janny janny janny THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN
>>60068309
update the script
>>60068295
>he doesn't know about janny's unwritten autistic 'page 8' rule
>>60068311
bit excessive innit
i don't think it's such a big deal though
I miss the days before jannyspamming
I blame /sp/ for my misery
>>60068295
anything before page 7 is early
FONC
>>60068328
he hasn't enforced it in weeks you rat
>Who can say where the road goes?
>Where the day flows?
>Only time.
>mum NEVER has phone out of her hand
>today
>need her for something
>call her
>doesn't answer
>calls me back but I miss her call and literally ring back within seconds
>DOESN'T ANSWER
>ring her again
>DOESN'T ANSWER
>she calls me back but I'm busy at work
>she fucking KNOWS I will be ringing her back soon and should expect my call
>call her another 3 times
>DOES NOT FUCKING ANSWER
This is literally every fucking time. EVERY. TIME
>>60068323
hmm
not a fan of this "cornwall is in england" meme
>>60068406
fascinating
>>60068406
take the hint mate
>tfw you realise she's not coming back
wew
>>60068459
>she
who
>>60068406
she's busy text later
Best season of Always Sunny?
Right then *rubs hands together*, let's get this sorted once and for all
Odds I go into town and buy alcohol
Evens I stay in and cry myself to sleep
what's bitte shnell?
>>60068555
nice
>>60068444
innit
>>60068447
She may very well be shagging at some point, but today I know she was at her friends house. For some reason she has her fucking phone on silent all the bastard time when it just isn't needed.
>>60068472
>>60068500
HE'S ON IT
>>60068555
you forgot trips and you kill yourself
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344020
>He doesn't live in the south west
Literally no excuses
the gf insists i allow her to manmilk me and feed me recipes from these
>>60068596
did not read a word
>>60068610
is this devizes
>>60068596
what a retarted list, not even voting you cunt
How bad do you have to be to get range banned? Is it just for CP posters or could it happen for repeatedly pissing the janitor off?
going to put a fish pie in the oven
please refrain from making a joke about a vagina
going to eat some fresh tomatoes while it cooks
>>60068659
why would i make a joke about a vagina?
>>60068629
>>60068633
*butchers yet another aussie runt*
fucking critters get everywhere these days...
*stamps on runts tail that's poking out from underneath car, drags it out into the open and chokes it*
*watches as its sun scorched aussie face turns beetroot red*
ah there it goes...can always tell a job well done by the popping eyes....
>>60068447
>>60068629
Outskirts of bath
>>60068659
Just like, eating raw tomato?
Thats kind of weird
>>60068247
bit rude
Feel pretty hot right about now lads
gf sent me this
>>60068736
>bath
>southwest
fuck of poortherner
Just tried to snap josie
>daenerys is naive and easily influenced
>stannis is a bit hamfisted
who else is there?
>/brit/ has BROKEN the Janny
I would like more opinions desu
>>60068155
>>60068751
>>60068777
>A girl has NEVER sent you a dirty pic
Feels bad desu
>>60068788
nothing those are the only two characters
>>60067357
Let myself slip and get upset by this one. Hit a little too close to home. Reckon I've had enough internet for the day.
>>60068840
come to copenhagen
Brit meetup in Coventry this Thursday lids x
>>60068840
get a decent point and shoot, literally just going to stand out as an american tourist with a fucking DSLR and everybody will hate you
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344102
janny when are you gonna get it through your thick head mate?
no one fucking likes you
runt.
>>60068751
What the fuck? Is that a nappy
Also cousin just sent me this
Just a not so friendly reminder that if one of you tough guy keyboard warriors would hit a woman in my eyesight, I'd make your life a living hell. Place a bet on that any day fucking pieces of shit.
>>60068840
obvious answer is to buy a mirrorless camera (I recommend the sony a6000) and use it to take both stills and video
got one dance on repeat
![[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mh6cAgP.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_Season_2_-_10_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[78B72263].mkv_snapshot_08.31_[2016.02.10_10.17.53].jpg")
Need a good sci-fi set in space that isn't Stargate, Star Trek, Farscape, Babylon 5 or Lexx.
>>60068908
how does owning a DSLR make you a yank?
yanks are the last tourists i think of when i see cunts with those. I think of frenchies first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
listening to this right now
>>60068905
Fuck off callum
>>60068950
incest taboo is a spook perpetuated by jews to keep only their blood line pure
>>60068968
time for your bath soon, you need to calm down before bed little man.
>>60068991
Red Dwarf
>>60068991
Macross.
Legend of Galactic Heroes.
>>60068991
Space 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX-L5cwaKT8
>>60069009
That was me a few years ago but with my mum crying about how I was wasting my life.
Now I wage slave, come home and do drugs and I'm miserable.
Thanks mum!
>>60068991
space balls
Just trolled a bunch of people desu
can't stop sneezing
LOOK lads.
I'm not in a good fucking mood, I'm actually in a fucking BAD mood and somebody is gonna have to get hurt because of this. There is no way out of it, so which one of you is man enough to step up, take one for the team and get his arse kicked up and down the street?
>>60069105
Very good choice.
>>60069153
better than sponging off your parents
>>60069153
at least you're not a virgin
doin a blackout
>>60069168
haha epic xD
>>60069065
do you actually want a fucking smack?
>>60069174
*deploys anti boi measures*
evens I go to the paki shop and buy some more booze for myself
odds I drink what I already have
need some mince to make a bolognese though don't reckon the paki shop sells it and don't think anywhere else is open
> spent all day in my pyjamas
> only getting dressed now so I can briefly go into town to buy alcohol
sigh
what are you supposed to do on weekends anyway
>>60069001
where did I see that owning a DSLR makes you a yank? Most plebs who own DSLRs are just going to be rocking some generic lens and having everything to set to auto, there is no need to take up the extra space, especially considering how good point and shoots are nowadays
Wearing baggy shorts, hiking boots, a "fanny" pack, a cap and holding a DSLR is a clear standout yank over here, you're in bloody Australia ffs
does anyone know what the catalyst was to that louis recording? Obviously he'd been living like a feral but there must have been an event just before that triggered his dad yellinh
jock brit meet at campus bar for the first euro game lads who's up for it? i'm on first round
feeling claustrophobic
house is filled with boxes and stuff :x
>>60069236
>>60069065
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>60069174
*flips out ballbag*
go crazy
>>60069202
HEEM SLEEPY
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>>60069236
manlet, ssshh the big boys are talking.
>>60069250
I always wear pajamas when I'm in my house.
only /soc/ getting nice rates
>BTC going absolutely mad
>my DAO plummmeting rapidly
fucking chinks are chucking loads into BTC what is going on tomorrow
>>60069263
what campus? if it's imperial college I'm down
>>60069250
>what are you supposed to do on weekends anyway
Find a nice (white) girl to make a family.
>>60069255
Probably hadn't come out of his room before 10 or something so his thick normie parents thought that this would be a way of cheering him up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
imagine living in this squalor
imagine having this failure of a wife's son to look after
imagine being so shit at handling problems and having such pointless fights
imagine being a working class brit
>>60069296
and shoes right
Lads we have many documentaries about foreign nations, so what I want to know is do other countries have documentaries on our history?
It'd be interesting to know the Japanese perspective on say, the English Civil War.
>>60069316
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>>60069321
332 Sauchiehall Street, City Centre, Glasgow G2 3LG
jocks only
>>60069320
is it going up or down? got 0.3 left
>>60069325
That requires time, effort, charisma, humour, etc.
Staying in your room all day drinking alcohol and watching anime on the other hand much easier
>tfw I am the runt
>>60069387
it's going left
>>60069375
urgh, scottish """people"""?
nah, I'm good
>>60069320
>tfw have a few bitcoin leftover from my druggie habits
bare profitz.jpg
>>60069420
thx
>>60069424
ABEs only la
>>60069320
hmm wonder if I should dump the last of my BTC into drugs or cash out
>>60069350
fuck off anders
LYNN SHUT UP
*SPACEX ROCKET CRASHES*
>>60069387
BTC? been performing well all day and just shot up to $540
>>60069292
I'm not kidding.
Drove past a "leave the EU" sign on coming back into cornwall
Didn't know my county was filled with BLOODY fucking RACISTS
>>60069350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
COULD YOU IMAGINE IT
>>60069431
>tfw you bought in at £12/coin
>sold at £250/coin
shame I only bought 7 coins worth
>>60069470
ye btc, might sell it then desu
>>60068744
why is that weird? it's when they taste the nicest
>>60069358
other countries don't make them, it's a brit thing and the yanks do a drama version of them.
>>60069455
don't cash out, btc rewards are halving soon and value will increase quite a lot after that. Also rumours that paypal may start accepting btc. Hold imo
>>60069496
honestly if you've got a phd / masters in STEM and you don't have a job you have much bigger personality problems than being a virgin
on /b/ raiding camwhores
So called 'Louie'
>>60069556
It's a personality problem called being an ARROGANT STUDENT
>>60069494
me neither little un, if you dont have your bath there will be no computer time tomorrow.
>>60069556
>he fell for the STEM meme
kek PhDs are useless outside academia
>>60069558
>on /b/
Anyone here got a tattoo? I want one on my forearm.
>>60069502
I don't even know that feel
I was in on bitcoin in 2010 and was just fucking around with it, literally had hundreds, thinking it was useless swapping it for privileges on some forums and shit, if only I knew...
Gonna put up my snap for tomorrow.
Salmon sandwiches.
>>60069619
explain my PhD in maths and my 300k salary then smartarse
>>60069619
there's a PhD in mat science at my ~ top 10 uni for engineering being paid £29k to get his PhD by RR, once he leaves he's going to do direct entry with £60k starting
thoughts?
>>60069604
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THATS NOT FAIRRRRRRRR
>>60069644
>Anyone here got a tattoo?
Yes. Got a blue number on my forearm as a tribute to those who died in the Holocaust. Nobody finds it as heartfelt as I did at the time.
>I want one on my forearm.
I don't recommend this
who watching politically correct gear here?
>>60069496
oh wow
>>60069545
That sounds like an incredibley ignorant statement lad. Are you saying that Japs don't take an interest in other histories?
>>60069744
was gonna but now I've missed the start and cba
>>60069644
got a big one on my back, got it becuase i was really bored in Indonesia and it was cheap. I forget its even there mostly.
>>60069728
>I don't recommend this
why?
I fucking hate Chris Evans
>>60069644
yeah got one that says "I never want to be employed by anyone ever"
oh wait that's every tattoo
>>60069842
steady
>>60069842
Thanks for reminding me
>>60069707
ok then have your bath, there are Nobbly Bobblys in the freezer and you can have one after yo get out.
>>60069842
>>60069864
this lel
>>60069842
was cute in civil war desu
>>60069842
Just turned it on and thought the exact same thing within 10 seconds, stupid annoying voice
>>60069808
you're not missing much, it's fucking dire
chris evans is trying to hard to be like clarkson
>>60069874
okay daddy!
*gives you a big wet kiss on the cheek*
>>60069644
>wanting a tattoo
literal pleb
>>60069767
it was a joke mate. i am sure their documentaries are interesting and filled with octopus sex. <- that is another joke, its called banter and people do it here a lot.
So which way are you lads going to vote??
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344253
>>60069842
literally want to vomit when I hear him
>>60069922
were you expecting anything else from joey and chris evans ?
reckon clarkson's sitting there laughign his arse off
>top gear
>bender with american cars and guns
tfw no shib
>not watching the Soap Awards
New Top Gear is on lads
The Chris Evans one. Not the Amazon one with the lads
>>60069965
My reply too was a joke. Notice how I mispelled "incredibly" wrong to add another layer of irony?
>>60070033
hilarious aren't we
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
>>60070003
how long have you been caraposting?
will you ever stop?
seriously hope most of you have lost your virginities and have relatively successful interpersonal relationships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoJXwrXXfeY
fucking pakis
I can't even watch top gear, it's just filled with pakis and cringe
>>60070065
ye
good banter desu
>>60070084
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Chris Evans is a shit driver
>>60070084
Setting your hopes a bit high there m8y
>>60070067
more or less 2 years now, and yes i will
>>60070066
this cunt has THE most punchable fucking head i've ever seen
who in this thread doesn't want to smack that wanker in the gabba?
reminder you'll have to pay for BBC iPlayer soon
>>60070143
wait until you hear his voice
>>60070084
get absolutely fucked
>>60070144
already do
>>60069976
i was expecting it to be shit i wasn't expecting him to try so hard to emulate him
and yeah all those three will be in keks
I live with two female housemates and wtf is up with the toilet paper i bought a new 6 pack on friday and its pretty much gone already. The worst fucking bit is if there is like one roll left they will usually just steal one to keep in their room so it goes even quicker and they don't even have to buy it.
I live like a fucking animal
meeting girls isn't really that hard
>>60070200
post their undies
>>60070200
stop buying it to prove a point
or buy it and keep it in your room like they do
>>60070203
Louis
>60070222
not giving you the satisfaction
>>60070222
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>>60070234
>stop buying it to prove a point
i did this and they just started using the kitchen roll, then whatever scraps of paper they could find
seriously regret my housemates for the next academic year lads
they're all autistic and I keep seeing one of them crying at parties and making everyone feel uncomfortable
I think the BBC have fucked up.
They should have waited waaaaaayy longer to launch Top Gear again, I seriously don't understand why they thought that people would like the new Top Gear with a bitter taste about the old one.
>tfw never been psuedo-(You)d
feels good
sometimes feels like my life is some sort of comedy show
>>60070200
THE ACTUAL SOLUTION
Whenever someone buys something for use by the household (toilet paper, washing up liquid, etc) they put it on a piece of paper up on the fridge
That way you know who's cheapskating everyone
>>60070222
am NEET
>we got custody
binned
*changes channel*
ahh yes, big bang theory, that will do for a science nerd such as myself :-)
>>60070306
Just for (You) lad.
>watching new Top Gear
>that rape scene
>that Joey disembowels random child who wandered on set scene
>that Chris runs a red light scene
brutal stuff lads
>>60070200
toilet paper has less sheets per roll now, muh austerity profits
girls use more, they have 2 cracks to wipe
buy your own and keep it in your room, buy cheap shit and put it in bathroom
be happy thats all it is
why does this 50 year old fuck pretend hes in his teens
@60070306
there's a first time for everything
Back with my ex 2bh
>>60070304
They should have let the name go with the crew 2bh
>>60070376
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>>60070349
that's a real (you) not a psuedo (you)
a psuedo you is an angry one
ie. @xxxxxxxxx or >xxxxxxxxxx
>>60070222
Girls only ever seem to like me as a friend desu
This new top gear is absolute wank as expected
The cast is trying SO hard to mimic the original presenters
Just sad
Get this yank off my telly
>>60070376
... 5 hours later?
>>60070350
See I dunno about that tank scene when they test different tanks crushing people. Bit ISIS for me.
>Blackpool
MENTIONED
>>60070437
Nah like a year later
>>60070478
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>oh no he drove a car outside an important building on a completely unimportant day of the year
>>60070478
oh wrong person then sorry
I TURNED IT OFF CHAPS IT'S AGONY TO WATCH
i tried watching it to stab Clarkson in his EU-loving back but it's too hard.
I REFUSE to watch any so-called ""Top Gear"" without Clarkson & Co.
Already got my Amazon account Primed and ready lads.
>watching top gear at all
very pleb
The new Top Gear basically seems to be The One Show with cars
I'm not even disappointed because that's what I expected
>>60070200
video them taking a shit and post it here x, it's never gone wrong before
>top gear
>joey's yank accent
this is so wrong
>>60070548
fuck off then lego boy
>>60070548
>unironically say "pleb"
very normal
alri lads back from the paki shop
big alcohol selection, even have absinthe and other obscure alcohols on the top shelf. Old lad sat in a stool at the back of the shop eating ice cream and laughing at his wife on the till, very talkative, had some banter with him and he helped me find something. Bought two bottles of white wine for £6, some pistacchio ice cream and some sausages for my bolognese because there was no mince.
Overall I rate the experience highly and shall be returning to shop there.
>>60070429
the bbc one or the new clarkson show?
why would you even watch the bbc one without clarkson?
>>60070508
I also refuse to watch the new version but I'll probably just stream the new one online somewhere. Can't be bothered to sign up for Prime for 1 show.
this yankydoodle on top gear just keeps on mumbling
how much money do you need to stick your nose up samantha cameron's bumhole
>>60070572
so he DID do that!
Here I was thinking I read that in a dream or something
>>60070613
thought brit loved the special relationship
Not watching it on TV
Not watching it on iPlayer
Bullshit Bangladeshi Company aren't getting my viewer count
going to make a sandwich lads
FUNNY COSTUMES XDDD
making good use of my license fee!
>when my mates start mcing at parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU
Hate this edgy Danish twat and his oppose absolutely everything about /brit/ gimmick
this is fucking dire jesus christ
>>60070682
take your pills Rorke for goodness sake
>>60070709
yeah that .000000000001% of the funding you contributed sure went far
>>60070508
when does the grand tour start mate?
Bur-Ming-Ham
>north of burning-ham
>>60070721
>the UK
why did they think having a yank on this was a good idea
>>60070675
hes not funny at all all he does is try to look cool in silly clothes and mumble random shite
>>60070746
>Rorke
im a black muslim you idiot
MANS NEVER BEEN IN
