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Out edition
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crayon pop
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karen
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making plans for brexit
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maisie
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>>60065705
tried to get in quick to stop the fucking kpop faggot and I couldn't manage it, back to the bevvies for me
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>tfw no brit gf
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off to my interview
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the so called life
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>>60065789
awww
whos a cute little fella
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business idea: accuse anyone who doesn't like mass immigration and taking in migrants abusing the syrian war of being a racist
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My cock will be out for the remainder of the day, that is all.
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>Being part of a club means you don't always get your own way

t. ed miliband producing his best argument for remaining in the eu for joey essex
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>>60065823
you're hired
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gf is forcing me to use snapchat

how do I tell her that I'm not a fucking normie drone and installing another chat app has absolutely no advantage over the current iMessage we use

stupid bint
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>>60065705
Is it completely legal in the UK to wave the English, Scottish, Irish or Welsh flag without any sorts of repercussions?
Is it seen as sort of divisionist or disloyal?
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Don't be cray
vote to stay
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Genuinely bamboozled at how native people in the UK can have brown eyes
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>tfw no nana gf
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if we leave the Eu then I'm moving to denmark to live in a 1600pcm apartment with my british bf who is also a libertarian and architectural assistant
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50 countries have visa free travel to Europe and they aren't part of the EU
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nice to meet you guys but I have to go. please do outside and enjoy the pubs and the British slags for me. if you are here on 4chan then you can be on 4chan from anywhere. just go fuck off and die in the desert I am disappoint. my friend took the masters degree from UK he fucked 27 girls. you guys what are you doing? I feel sad for u :(
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>>60065861
it's fine
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>>60065856
Not the same is it lad
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>>60065861
>>60065854
how so?
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If we vote to remain we can't say we weren't warned
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>>60065861
English flag still carries some connotations of english nationalism and white supremacism, they're starting to go away now thankfully

it's all completely legal otherwise
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>>60065861
haha you should see all the lampposts all over northern ireland lad, union jacks and tricolors representing the demographics of the area everywhere. even see the odd palestinian or israeli flag
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>>60065856
>not a normie drone
>has a gf
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>>60065842
Even the in cucks can't think of a good justification.
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keep your mind on your chips and fuck a punk bitch
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she is romanian, has a VERY good graduate job lined up, cute face and great body

really seems to like me
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>>60065916
> lets you send pictures and chat
it's literally 100% redundant
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>>60065856
why dont you tell her then dickead
thats right
you're a pussy bitch and shed slap your silly ass
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run away from the EU and kill it please
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>>60065890
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>>60065861
>>60065824
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>>60065935
Those flags are the flags of the oppressors and will be cause complaints to the council
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>>60065891
I know that feel.
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>>60065705

don't leave us lads we love you
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What bookies online offer bets on Brexit? Can't find any on paddypower
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>>60065977
>she is romanian
NOPE
NOPE
NOOOPPPPPEEEEEE
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>>60065975
>ketchup
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>>60065856
it's a test of your resolve mate, if you bend on this you'll be forced to watch her getting done up the arse by a black man by the end of july, mark my words
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>>60065995
we'll try

>>60066005
no
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>>60065951
> haha well in northern ireland we-
nobody cares
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>>60065985
but she'll be more comfortable sending you naughty pictures on snapchat than imessage you absolute bender, that's why she wants you to use it
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>>60066026
not a gypsy you melt
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>>60065856
She needs to send someone her nudes on there so just do it or its gonna be some other lad
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>>60066005
Cya later alligator.
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>tfw you want brits to exit and be happy but your gf is british so it might complicate your relationship
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I'll legitimately kill myself if Britain leaves the EU.

Do you really want blood on your hands lads?
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>>60066017
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
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>>60066080
thank god
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>>60066038
never gave you permission to reply to my post
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>>60066046
>>60066058
if she sends nudes she's not worth the time of day anyway
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>>60066080
if it's yours, I don't see a problem
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>tfw most of Europe is relying on us to vote Brexit to get the dominos falling
>If we don't Brexit, then those countries won't have the courage to leave the EU nor the clout to bring it crumbling down
>tfw we're the only country able to free Europe

>tfw we'll let them down
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Canada is more loyal to the USA compared to the uk
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>>60065935
The majority of people on the islands don't speak English as a first language because we politely asked them to
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>>60066078
at best only 51% of brits will be happy when we exit
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>>60066078
>Getting with a slag when you are surrounded by Elvish women
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xX60066096Xx
Never gave you permission to use my gimmick nor reply to my post.
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>>60066093
>>60066109
rude
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>>60066017
All of them, especially paddypower as they specialise in meme bets
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>>60065999
Oh no, not a complaint to the council!!!
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>>60066051
*pulls out the wet wipes*
*dabs your dick*
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fuck everyone in this thread
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business idea: filter posts by flag
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>>60066078
my gf is finnish :3
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>>60066080
I'm sorry but you do understand who you are talking to, right?
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>going to vote leave
>putting 30 quid on us staying
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>>60066117
it would also be economical suicide for lots of countries
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>>60066174
which flags
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>>60066082
If the majority are voting stay, it means they are all voting to Brexit but are worried Brexit won't happen so want to make some money on it

Brexit is on, lads!
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60066141
already patented your gimmick while you were getting smashed with the lads. kill yourself mate.
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>>60066166

*spreads cheeks*

pl..please be gentle
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>>60066181
FONT
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Have recently taken to beating my own nuts using a large potato in a long sock
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>>60066103
Hahahahaha fuck off you clueless virgin melt >>60066080
Was thinking of bremaining but one less bent slav shitting up my general will be worth it
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>>60066166
yes please:3
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imagine if the r9k OC bot was applied to /brit/ threads, we'd be ruined
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>>60066117
We'll save Europe once again.
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>>60066242
fucking hell don't scare me like that
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>>60066196
>If the majority are voting stay
*betting stay
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>>60065951
why do they fly the israeli and palestine flag in northern ireland?
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>>60066159
think he might not have been entirely serious when he made that post lad
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https://nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.website/

What is this website lads
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>>60066283
Because the Republicans think they're facing some sort of illegal occupation
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>>60065705
Some good britbongian music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
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moved house lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_6XpVfgKs

hahaha nice meme music lads
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>>60066298
a good site for websites
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@198
runt
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>>60066298

It gavve me a nasty virus dont click
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>>60066334
haha gyppo
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>>60066283
The taigs like Palestine because muh evil oppresors
The loyalists like Israel because they have to be the opposite
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>>60066298
virus
do not click
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>>60066298
>https://nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.website/
>>60066298
>>60066298
DO NOT CLICK ITS A VIRUS
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>>60066283
Irish see similarities in the Palestinian's situation with their past oppression from the British. Hence huns use the Israeli flag to piss them off.
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i'm peripatetic to be honest desu familia
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business idea: let israel have all of the west bank and the gaza strip

resettle all the palestineans in bradford and brum
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>>60066174
Fuck this means I need to update my filter just realised

not using it at the moment so cba I guess
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OK I'll have to change my strategy.

I'll always be here shitposting with you if Britain leaves.
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>at work all day
>get home
>have a good old root around and clear out of the old nostrils

Feels so good.

Am I the only one that does this?
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lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads
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Didn't get my vote lads.
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just invested 220USD in The Dao lads
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Business idea: sit here listening to music and posting on /brit/ and wanking all day every day and ignore all the debilitating life problems I'm currently going through
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went for a shit but forgot and thought I was going for a piss and shat myself while standing in front of the bog with my lad in my hand
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>>60066394
pls no
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>>60066413
It's me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsG4nv_a5-8

Need to move back out to the mountains where I belong. Sick of dealing with people day in and day out.
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>>60066392
It's a no from me
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>>60065856
>mfw a girl tries to get me to make a snapchat and a facebook just to talk to her
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>>60066450
great
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Not sure if these people are new or just people forced to change flag

s m h
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>>60066442
sound, I'm down
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pumping ssara as I type this
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https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/the-bane-star-sequel-for-you
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Business idea: Convert all my money to Euros, vote Brexit, wait for the EU to collapse, convert money back to Sterling
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>>60066477
>why don't I just phone/text you?
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>>60066283
Any excuse for a scrap.
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>>60066135

this?
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>>60066522
I'm out
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>>60066399
filtered croatia
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>>60066522
i'll take the other side of that trade
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>>60066522
you're clearly daft in the head because in that scenario the value of the euro would go down
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>>60066522
Don't see how this would work
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seriously considering meeting another boy for the purpose of sexual intercourse lads
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>>60066525
That's what ended up happening. I just told her if she wants to talk to me so badly, she can give me her number, so she did.
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>>60066560
*starts searching for a proxy*
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can't think of a post
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Business idea: ask rich people for money

also fuck I forgot to put sugar in my tea eugh
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>>60066392
Still don't know why I should give a damn about Palestinians 2bh. They've never done anything for me or my country but cause problems with the rest of them. At least the jews have their finances in order.
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>>60066590
bender
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>>60066399
Filtered.
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>>60066557

durham has a well edgy flag. cool though.
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>>60066590
bit gay

at least make him dress up like a girl
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>>60066642
can't help it
sorry
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want to get citizenship of a European country just in case of this so-called Brexit
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Hate Croatia hate Sweden hate Denmark
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>>60066522
convert to dollars, they're less likely to be hit by brexit
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going shopping

anyone want anything?
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>>60066590
CURRENT FLAG
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Just ordered an aeropress because some gay cunt here said they were alright.
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>>60066666
fucking shite get m8.
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Just told my dad I love him.

Feel like a bit of a poof now
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my key broke in the lock last night, tried to get it out with a pair of pliers but it wasn't happening, just checked it just now and someone fucked it up even worse
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>>60066457
The author of Oliver Payne.
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>>60066657
that's the thing
he told me he's very submissive and likes to dress up
basically just wants me to go over and watch him dress up like a girl

only been with women before, seriously considering it
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>>60066670
Haven't decided on croatia yet, hate swedan and denmark though
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>>60066682
Smokes and a few brews m8?

Gotchu on the cash when u get back
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>>60066702

dont forget to buy filters

unless they come with the device
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>>60066682
qt gf
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>>60066682
magnum
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>>60066702
you won't regret it. under 50 quid for literally the best coffee outside of a meticulous hipster cafe
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sorry for the wait guys, had to take my 5th shit

*continues to sip milk from glass*
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>>60066641
really feel like you might as well just take the west bank from them and let them have the gaza strip as a city state or something at this point
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I've got a pet Bearded dragon but I don't have the time to look after him anymore as I'm busy as fuck with work.

Nobody I know wants him. What should I do?
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>>60066719
gayest thing I've heard all day
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>>60066666
>he doesn't qualify for irish citizenship through a grandparent
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>>60066541
I don't understand the question.
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>>60066682
Croatian flag filter
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nearest tescos that sells whisky cheaper than other places is bleeding half an hour's walk away, I'm not sure it's worth it lads
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Care to explain this employment gap?
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>>60066725
lmao
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>>60066786
release him back into the north yorkshire moors where he belongs
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How do people end up being royal servants?
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mchaggis lol
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>>60066786

chuck it in a river
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>>60066719
might as well give it a go then mate what's the worst that could happen
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>>60066799
>being a taig
haven't you got a hotel to bomb mate?
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>>60066786
>Bearded dragons originate from central Australia, where they live in the arid and subtropical woodlands, scrublands, savannas, shore areas, and into the great interior deserts.

So its natural habitat is the literal antithesis of your rainy island?

Put it out of its misery.
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>>60066666
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>>60066786
gumtree
research some reptilian sellers and see if they'll take him
kill him and cook it and make an epic thread on /ck/
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>>60066802

do you have any cute sisters?
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hard to believe there is a place with junkies that are poorer than glaswegians
damn shame
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>>60066786
run him through with a lance

it'd be kinder
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David Rodigan on 1xtra now
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>>60066869
I think you'll find australia is an island too actually mate
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>>60066900
hahahaha
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>>60066815
Order it online and make the delivery guy turn up with nothing in your weekly shop but cheap whisky and crisps
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>>60066666
Why wouldn't you want Brexit ? Why would you want EUrabian citizenship ?
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>>60066784
Not even convinced the Palestinians deserve the strip or any other territory for that matter

All they do is harbor radicals and repeatedly attack one of our strategic allies. Would prefer to load them up and move them out to a more isolated location. Like cuba.
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>>60066856
I might like it...
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>>60066900
ah yes one jew with an opinion what a massive conspiracy. very impressive
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>>60066910
It's a bit dry though innit.
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>>60066947
haha yeah maybe you're right mate best leave it then haha
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>>60066715
wd40 in the lock and slide 2 thin bits of something in, one either side (they need to be strong, check the kitchen and see what you can cut to size thats thin and strong enough), grip them with the pliers and pull gently as you twist to get extra grip from the torque.
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So looks like Ramadan will be fun this year

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-idUSKCN0YC0OG

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/01/refugees-isis-nato-commander-terrorists

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/620801/ISIS-chemical-attack-UK-nerve-gas-intelligence-officials-believe

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621076/French-army-guards-water-facilities-Paris-attacks-France-risks-chemical-war
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>>60066900
>goy being mad because we controll him
stay mad
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my brother is 27 and he's shagging a 19 year old.

is that weird?
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what does a big gulp taste like
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>>60066851
The same way Weyoun serves the Founders, be cloned and trained since you leave the vat for the glory of our alien masters.
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>>60066927
but I want it this evening
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>>60067014
what gender is the 19 year old
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>>60067014
no

why would it be
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>>60067014
no why would it be
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>>60066931
>Why would you want EUrabian citizenship ?
easier to get jobs
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What is /brit/'s preferred condom?
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Just got my bird out. How long before he shits down my back.
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>>60067014
yes

27/2+7
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>>60067054
>>60067063

just thought people might see that as too much of an age gap.
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>>60067014
no why would it be
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mother is 36 years old and she gets shagged by some fat 60 year old Brit to feed us

is that weird?
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>>60067014
>>60067054
>>60067063
According to my nonce calculator a 27 year old shouldn't be shagging anyone younger than 20.5 years of age
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>>60067034
So shout out your window that you'll give someone a tenner if they go the shop for you
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>>60067094
my preferred method of birth control/risk aversion is being a pathetic faggot who can't seduce women and will never get laid
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>>60067135
no why would it be
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>>60065935
Left wing cucks hate the English flag because they're repulsed by patriotism
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> ran out of alcohol already
feck
time for a walk into town
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>>60067118
there is no gap too big as long as the younger partner is 18

obviously 20 and 16 are ok(if legal) but 40 and 16 isn't
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>>60067108
that's a cute bird
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>>60066999
>There is “a huge reservoir of sympathizers who all have western or European passports and who were born or raised there,” Reinoud Leenders, a professor at the department of war studies at King’s College London, told the Los Angeles Times last year.

ah yes, very impressive
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A Swiss village, one of the wealthiest in Europe, has refused to take in its government imposed quota of asylum seekers, voting to pay a fine of £200,000 instead.

The residents of Switzerland’s alpine resort Oberwil-Lieli, where there are 300 millionaires among a population of 2,200, voted “no” in a referendum over whether to accept just 10 refugees.

Swiss government proposals had outlined a quota across its 26 counties in order deliver on promise to take 50,000 asylum seekers across the country, but Oberwil-Lieli voted by 52 per cent to 48 to reject the refugees.

One resident of the village told MailOnline: “We do not want them here it is as simple as that.

“We have worked hard all our lives and have a lovely village that we do not want it spoiled. We are not suited to take in refugees. They would not fit in here.”
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>Left wing cucks hate the English flag because they're repulsed by patriotism
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my thai wife's son is 11 and he gets shagged by some 30 year old british sex tourist
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>>60066900
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>complete this fat cunt's quest line up intil New Izalith
>stupid mong dies to the poxy chaoseaters

absolutely fuming
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>>60067194
A 20 year old shouldn't shag below 17
A 40 year shouldn't shag below 27
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>>60067230
>son
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I'm 24 and shagging a 16 year old. Is that weird?
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drinking beer and buying things on ebay
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>>60067224
Vile racists, you are so lucky to live in such a free and tolerant society where such a thing would never be tolerated.
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>>60067268
no why would it be
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>>60067266
hm?
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fuck
every time I try to grow out my facial hair I get a load of spots
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>>60067224
Good for them looking out for the neighborhood
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>>60067268
FONT
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>>60067207
He's a little bastard.
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>>60067194
16 is legal and that's all that matters.
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really glad the 'thick' or 'thicc' meme has been and gone tbqh, I didn't like having to pretend I was into fat birds but the (You) game is ruthless
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>When a normie sociopath tries to understand how to deal with an abnormie
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
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>>60067337
when he's sitting on your finger like that do you ever get the urge to fucking slap him into orbit with your other hand
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>>60066912
What did he mean by this?
Is ribena on his way to Syria?
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>>60067030
best ds9 character, go
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>>60067284
Couple of my mates have said it's weird but they're probably just jealous of my jailbait slut.

>>60067326
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I'm 48 years old and wank to inanimate objects. plus I've been dead for 17 years now. is that weird?
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>>60067337
Are yu by any chance a fireman?
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>>60067373
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business idea: resettle syrian refugees in siberia
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>>60067391
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how many of you are educated

reply with your degree and where you got it from
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>>60067357
subnormie mate, it's subnormie. abnormie implies there is something clinically wrong whereas its just late development.
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>>60067337
:3
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>>60067341
T H I C K ︃ ︃ mentioned
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Top Gear in 40 minutes
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>>60067373
When he starts biting me, yeah.

>>60067403
No, why?
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>>60067391

he did nothing wrong btw
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>>60067467
partying from the school of hard knocks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw

My life desu :(
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who /callcentreworker/ here?
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>>60067466
based
>>60067510
slightly less based
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all i wanna do is swallow some lad's gigantic load
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>>60067467
Halal cookery from Birmingham uni
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>>60067510
>rape the space pope because space satan told you to

Right, nothing at all
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>>60067274
what you buying?
Might buy a thinkpad even though I have a Surface Pro 3
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>>60067534
Call centre manager here, get back to work runt
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>>60067467

sports psychology at london met
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Just sent a couple of cheeky "heys" to a couple of fit tinder birds

might send something saucy to the next one just to mix it up
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>19:20 already
how did this happen
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>>60067542
london
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>>60067341
THICCCCC
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>>60067534
Got a job interview at one once.
Had to sit next to one of the workers listening in on calls for an hour or so while I waited for an interview.

Literally never been more depressed in my entire life. I intentionally botched the interview. Only reason I didn't just walk out was because a family member got me the interview and I didn't want to make them look bad
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business idea: sell "refugees" boats with holes
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>>60067595
want to bury my dick in that ass
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>>60067467
just finished my degree in english lit at durham x
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>>60067491
sleep tight squawkers
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>>60067467
yummy mummy studies university of life
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>>60067491
good shot
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>>60065876
i still dont know if this is a boy or a girl
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>be black
>just want to find a qt jamaican girl with nice jubblies
>only slags that are interested in me are white girls
>they're either obese or working class or both

lads...
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>>60067582

the earth rotated a bit
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>60067563
>tfw take like 5 calls a day
>tfw taking the piss with ridiculous aftercall times
>never get called out on it
>don't even care if I get fired
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>>60067627
rejected an unconditional from there lol
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>>60067508
Oh I know someone who has the exact same bird who behaves in the exact same cuntish way and happens to be a fireman in the north.
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Matthew McConaughey is making a new movie about how slavery was bad.

What an innovative and ground-breaking, refreshing new premise! Have you ever seen anything like it before? Some studio must be really brave making a feature like this.
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>>60067662
nerd
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>lived in yankland from 5 years old to 10 years old
>always kept my accent
>i would LITERALLY be drowning in Yank pussy if we had stayed
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>>60067583
pls make me into your obedient cock addicted slut ;__;
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>>60067649
then fuck off to jamaica
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>>60067652
what the fuck
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>>60067688
bootyblasted about being a thick twat?
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>>60067550
Looking for shoes and shirts atm.
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The Sun reported the famous couple’s marriage was on the rocks because of Heard’s close relationship with model and actress Cara Delevingne, and Depp thought they were “making a fool of him”.

It is rumoured Depp had doubts about whether his bisexual wife would remain loyal.

A source told The Sun Amber’s friendship with Cara, which grew closer and closer over time, “brought about the beginning of the end for her marriage to Johnny”.

The source said Heard and Delevingne did not hide their flirtations and Heard always made her bisexual tendencies quite obvious.

The Sun reports fights between Depp and Heard over Delevingne started at the end of 2014 when the couple rented a North London home while Depp filmed Alice Through the Looking Glass.

The source told The Sun Heard and Delevingne were disrespectful towards Depp when he said he needed sleep and they constantly partied.

“It didn’t help that Johnny couldn’t stand Cara,” the source said.

“He found her obnoxious and disrespectful and would ask his staff to warn him when she was going to be around.

“He didn’t like quite a few of Amber’s friends, but he took a particular dislike to Cara.

“It was the friendship with her that really started to drive him insane.”


>Cara will never cuck you
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>>60067510
It's over captain, I have the high ground!
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>>60067357
A counselor told that man to try that, sure of it. You can tell he's had it with the situation though.

Bit sad, reminds me of home when I was younger. My old man would have kicked the damn door in and dragged my sorry ass out before he bothered recording that shit though.
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>>60067610
Was it inbound or sales? Inbound isn't so bad because people are usually calling with something you can potentially help them with. Yeah they sometimes (read: often) still get irrationally angry but it's nowhere near as bad as sales.
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>be late twice in 3 months
>get a disciplinary from some fat kpop listening virgin call centre manager
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>>60067620
>ass
foy
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>>60067337
>having a pet bird

whats even the point? nothing against birds myself, but seriously, why?
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this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nuttin
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>>60067735
women are horrible
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>got 4 hours sleep Friday night
>got less than 1 hours sleep last night
>woke up at 4:30am today to go to work
>work 12 hours
>get home
>sitting here now
>don't even feel tired

I think I may have died and just not realised it yet.
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>>60067739
You were the chosen one Dukat.
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>/r/blackchickswhitedicks

wew lads
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>>60067675
Well the backers think it will make money, if a film about slaves having a really great time would make more they would make that instead. It's not about the content, literally no one outside indie cares about content.
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>>60067631
you made me spit on my monitor
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>>60067674
I'm from the North, but not a fireman.

>>60067767
They're fun and intelligent as fuck. Also very loving.

Could say what's the point in having any pet.
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>>60067652
What the fuck is this from?
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back home
house is still filled with boxes despite being moved into over 2 months ago

bit claustrophobic desu...
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>>60067799
working in a call centre definitely does that to you
eats away at your soul
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jehova said I'm barred from the pearly gates, fuck it, I didn't want to go to heaven anyway
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>>60067567

>sports psychology at london met

What do you even fucking learn on a course like tht
>>
Not to be racist or anything, but asian people...
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>>60065813
That's mafoofan
Some fucking midget who spends thousands of dollars on clothes and """"correcting"""" others in the internet
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>>60067915

HONK
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>>60067909

the psychology of sports
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>>60067894
You think I work in a call centre or do you work in one?

I could never work in one. I'd lose my rag with every cunt.
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>>60067691

Why can't you go back?
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>>60067870
>>60067870
>>60067870
New thread
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>>60067691
Does bestiality count for popping your cherry?
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>>60067373
Not everybody in England is a violent muslim with disregard for life.
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>>60067859
>Also very loving.

How do they show you love?

edit: hate these new fookin' reddit flags, so ugly and unneeded
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>>60067994
doubt it
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>Hate non-whites
>Voting for something that turns white immigrants away and allows dirty shitskins in

You're funny /brit/.
I'll have a qt Polish girl in my country before any other disgusting non-European.
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>>60067954
I'm 18 now
It isn't easy to get work visas in the US. My dad worked for a UK company partnered with a US company and it was a project for the governments
>>
what do you reckon about this hyper racist chinese ad then lads
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>>60067177
iktf
had a bottle of proescco and a bottle of wine last nightjust had half a bottle of wine and cinsidering going out to buy more

I've been alone all weekend
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HE HAS RETURNED
>>
HE'S HAVING A MELTDOWN
>>
JANITOR
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>Going to backpack around Europe this summer
Should I get a DSLR for taking normal pictures or a Go Pro camera to take videos while walking/kayaking around cities?
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>>60067859
>Also very loving

how exactly do they display that? would they not just fly away if you didn't keep them in a cage?

seen vids of raptor-enthusiasts and they only take their birds out when they're hungry and have to lure their birds back with food otherwise they're fucking gone for good
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JANNY
>>
he
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>>60068144
Good

Rulebreakers are bad people
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>THE
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>his yearly salary is $0.00
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why is my flag a pepe lads
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NEW
>>60068182

>>60068182

>>60068182
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>making early threads
ah yes very necessary
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>>60068135
I've been alone all my life
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There's no earthly way of knowing
In which thread we are going.
There's no knowing where we're posting
Or which way the posters are posting.
Is it cara?
Is it kpop?
Is a swedish poster a spamming?

Not a speck of light is showing
in janny's room in which mold is growing.
Are the screens of his computer a glowing?
Is the grisly janny mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the posters keep on posting.
And janny's blood pressure is not showing
any signs that it is slowing!
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>>60066005
No you don't, this is just you putting it on just so we stay, no one likes us, that's why we're leaving.
>>
Haven't felt this sad since Winston Churchill died, lads.
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>>60068201
mate he's going to fucking EXPLODE
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>>60068155
DSLR unless you plan on doing some youtube travel montage
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>SHE'S HERE
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>>60068089
I remember when the Eurphiles used to promise us that the Poles will all vote for conservative politics and we will be flooded with sexy women, yet none of those two ever really materialised.
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>>60068233
Alright granddad
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>>60068201
Not gonna bother clicking this thread since it will obviously be deleted.
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>>60068129
I think the people who are getting triggered by the advert are the ones that are killing western civilisation.
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>>60068260
>Europhiles lied
no way
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>>60068163
Show me where on the rule page it says that /brit/ can't make a new thread when the old thread ends.

Show me exactly where it has that rule and I will follow it, I will wait.
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>>60068371
you know full well it's not on the rule page, but that doesn't make it any less of a rule.
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>>60068410
You can post that image all you want but if it isn't on the list of rules, then it isn't a rule.

I don't even understand what the issue with simply putting it on the list is.
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>>60068410
if he doesn't enforce it, it's not a rule you idiot
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lads what shops will be open at this time? It's sunday yeah?
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closest gay bar tulsa
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This new top gear is fucking tragic, cringing so damn hard... holy bloody fuck!!
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