Out edition
crayon pop
karen
making plans for brexit
maisie
>>60065705
tried to get in quick to stop the fucking kpop faggot and I couldn't manage it, back to the bevvies for me
>tfw no brit gf
off to my interview
the so called life
>>60065789
awww
whos a cute little fella
business idea: accuse anyone who doesn't like mass immigration and taking in migrants abusing the syrian war of being a racist
My cock will be out for the remainder of the day, that is all.
>Being part of a club means you don't always get your own way
t. ed miliband producing his best argument for remaining in the eu for joey essex
>>60065823
you're hired
gf is forcing me to use snapchat
how do I tell her that I'm not a fucking normie drone and installing another chat app has absolutely no advantage over the current iMessage we use
stupid bint
>>60065705
Is it completely legal in the UK to wave the English, Scottish, Irish or Welsh flag without any sorts of repercussions?
Is it seen as sort of divisionist or disloyal?
Don't be cray
vote to stay
Genuinely bamboozled at how native people in the UK can have brown eyes
>tfw no nana gf
if we leave the Eu then I'm moving to denmark to live in a 1600pcm apartment with my british bf who is also a libertarian and architectural assistant
50 countries have visa free travel to Europe and they aren't part of the EU
nice to meet you guys but I have to go. please do outside and enjoy the pubs and the British slags for me. if you are here on 4chan then you can be on 4chan from anywhere. just go fuck off and die in the desert I am disappoint. my friend took the masters degree from UK he fucked 27 girls. you guys what are you doing? I feel sad for u :(
>>60065861
it's fine
>>60065856
Not the same is it lad
>>60065861
>>60065854
how so?
If we vote to remain we can't say we weren't warned
>>60065861
English flag still carries some connotations of english nationalism and white supremacism, they're starting to go away now thankfully
it's all completely legal otherwise
>>60065861
haha you should see all the lampposts all over northern ireland lad, union jacks and tricolors representing the demographics of the area everywhere. even see the odd palestinian or israeli flag
>>60065856
>not a normie drone
>has a gf
>>60065842
Even the in cucks can't think of a good justification.
![CHIPS-640x452[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GkRfyC6.jpg "CHIPS-640x452[1].jpg")
keep your mind on your chips and fuck a punk bitch
she is romanian, has a VERY good graduate job lined up, cute face and great body
really seems to like me
>>60065916
> lets you send pictures and chat
it's literally 100% redundant
>>60065856
why dont you tell her then dickead
thats right
you're a pussy bitch and shed slap your silly ass
run away from the EU and kill it please
>>60065890
>>60065935
Those flags are the flags of the oppressors and will be cause complaints to the council
>>60065891
I know that feel.
>>60065705
don't leave us lads we love you
What bookies online offer bets on Brexit? Can't find any on paddypower
>>60065977
>she is romanian
NOPE
NOPE
NOOOPPPPPEEEEEE
>>60065975
>ketchup
>>60065856
it's a test of your resolve mate, if you bend on this you'll be forced to watch her getting done up the arse by a black man by the end of july, mark my words
>>60065995
we'll try
>>60066005
no
>>60065951
> haha well in northern ireland we-
nobody cares
>>60065985
but she'll be more comfortable sending you naughty pictures on snapchat than imessage you absolute bender, that's why she wants you to use it
>>60066026
not a gypsy you melt
>>60065856
She needs to send someone her nudes on there so just do it or its gonna be some other lad
>>60066005
Cya later alligator.
>tfw you want brits to exit and be happy but your gf is british so it might complicate your relationship
I'll legitimately kill myself if Britain leaves the EU.
Do you really want blood on your hands lads?
>>60066017
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
>>60066080
thank god
>>60066038
never gave you permission to reply to my post
>>60066046
>>60066058
if she sends nudes she's not worth the time of day anyway
>>60066080
if it's yours, I don't see a problem
>tfw most of Europe is relying on us to vote Brexit to get the dominos falling
>If we don't Brexit, then those countries won't have the courage to leave the EU nor the clout to bring it crumbling down
>tfw we're the only country able to free Europe
>tfw we'll let them down
Canada is more loyal to the USA compared to the uk
>>60065935
The majority of people on the islands don't speak English as a first language because we politely asked them to
>>60066078
at best only 51% of brits will be happy when we exit
>>60066078
>Getting with a slag when you are surrounded by Elvish women
xX60066096Xx
Never gave you permission to use my gimmick nor reply to my post.
>>60066017
All of them, especially paddypower as they specialise in meme bets
>>60065999
Oh no, not a complaint to the council!!!
>>60066051
*pulls out the wet wipes*
*dabs your dick*
fuck everyone in this thread
business idea: filter posts by flag
>>60066078
my gf is finnish :3
>>60066080
I'm sorry but you do understand who you are talking to, right?
>going to vote leave
>putting 30 quid on us staying
>>60066117
it would also be economical suicide for lots of countries
>>60066174
which flags
>>60066082
If the majority are voting stay, it means they are all voting to Brexit but are worried Brexit won't happen so want to make some money on it
Brexit is on, lads!
60066141
already patented your gimmick while you were getting smashed with the lads. kill yourself mate.
>>60066166
*spreads cheeks*
pl..please be gentle
>>60066181
FONT
Have recently taken to beating my own nuts using a large potato in a long sock
>>60066103
Hahahahaha fuck off you clueless virgin melt >>60066080
Was thinking of bremaining but one less bent slav shitting up my general will be worth it
>>60066166
yes please:3
imagine if the r9k OC bot was applied to /brit/ threads, we'd be ruined
>>60066117
We'll save Europe once again.
>>60066242
fucking hell don't scare me like that
>>60066196
>If the majority are voting stay
*betting stay
>>60065951
why do they fly the israeli and palestine flag in northern ireland?
>>60066159
think he might not have been entirely serious when he made that post lad
https://nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.website/
What is this website lads
>>60066283
Because the Republicans think they're facing some sort of illegal occupation
>>60065705
Some good britbongian music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2GHlcwlT1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
moved house lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_6XpVfgKs
hahaha nice meme music lads
>>60066298
a good site for websites
@198
runt
>>60066298
It gavve me a nasty virus dont click
>>60066334
haha gyppo
>>60066283
The taigs like Palestine because muh evil oppresors
The loyalists like Israel because they have to be the opposite
>>60066298
virus
do not click
>>60066298
>https://nicememewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsitewebsite.website/
>>60066298
>>60066298
DO NOT CLICK ITS A VIRUS
>>60066283
Irish see similarities in the Palestinian's situation with their past oppression from the British. Hence huns use the Israeli flag to piss them off.
i'm peripatetic to be honest desu familia
business idea: let israel have all of the west bank and the gaza strip
resettle all the palestineans in bradford and brum
>>60066174
Fuck this means I need to update my filter just realised
not using it at the moment so cba I guess
OK I'll have to change my strategy.
I'll always be here shitposting with you if Britain leaves.
>at work all day
>get home
>have a good old root around and clear out of the old nostrils
Feels so good.
Am I the only one that does this?
lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads
Didn't get my vote lads.
just invested 220USD in The Dao lads
Business idea: sit here listening to music and posting on /brit/ and wanking all day every day and ignore all the debilitating life problems I'm currently going through
went for a shit but forgot and thought I was going for a piss and shat myself while standing in front of the bog with my lad in my hand
>>60066394
pls no
>>60066413
It's me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsG4nv_a5-8
Need to move back out to the mountains where I belong. Sick of dealing with people day in and day out.
>>60066392
It's a no from me
>>60065856
>mfw a girl tries to get me to make a snapchat and a facebook just to talk to her
>>60066450
great
Not sure if these people are new or just people forced to change flag
s m h
>>60066442
sound, I'm down
pumping ssara as I type this
https://soundcloud.com/caleb-pearl/the-bane-star-sequel-for-you
Business idea: Convert all my money to Euros, vote Brexit, wait for the EU to collapse, convert money back to Sterling
>>60066477
>why don't I just phone/text you?
>>60066283
Any excuse for a scrap.
>>60066135
this?
>>60066522
I'm out
>>60066399
filtered croatia
>>60066522
i'll take the other side of that trade
>>60066522
you're clearly daft in the head because in that scenario the value of the euro would go down
>>60066522
Don't see how this would work
seriously considering meeting another boy for the purpose of sexual intercourse lads
>>60066525
That's what ended up happening. I just told her if she wants to talk to me so badly, she can give me her number, so she did.
>>60066560
*starts searching for a proxy*
can't think of a post
Business idea: ask rich people for money
also fuck I forgot to put sugar in my tea eugh
>>60066392
Still don't know why I should give a damn about Palestinians 2bh. They've never done anything for me or my country but cause problems with the rest of them. At least the jews have their finances in order.
>>60066590
bender
>>60066399
Filtered.
>>60066557
durham has a well edgy flag. cool though.
>>60066590
bit gay
at least make him dress up like a girl
>>60066642
can't help it
sorry
want to get citizenship of a European country just in case of this so-called Brexit
Hate Croatia hate Sweden hate Denmark
>>60066522
convert to dollars, they're less likely to be hit by brexit
going shopping
anyone want anything?
>>60066590
CURRENT FLAG
Just ordered an aeropress because some gay cunt here said they were alright.
>>60066666
fucking shite get m8.
Just told my dad I love him.
Feel like a bit of a poof now
my key broke in the lock last night, tried to get it out with a pair of pliers but it wasn't happening, just checked it just now and someone fucked it up even worse
>>60066457
The author of Oliver Payne.
>>60066657
that's the thing
he told me he's very submissive and likes to dress up
basically just wants me to go over and watch him dress up like a girl
only been with women before, seriously considering it
>>60066670
Haven't decided on croatia yet, hate swedan and denmark though
>>60066682
Smokes and a few brews m8?
Gotchu on the cash when u get back
>>60066702
dont forget to buy filters
unless they come with the device
>>60066682
qt gf
>>60066682
magnum
>>60066702
you won't regret it. under 50 quid for literally the best coffee outside of a meticulous hipster cafe
sorry for the wait guys, had to take my 5th shit
*continues to sip milk from glass*
>>60066641
really feel like you might as well just take the west bank from them and let them have the gaza strip as a city state or something at this point
I've got a pet Bearded dragon but I don't have the time to look after him anymore as I'm busy as fuck with work.
Nobody I know wants him. What should I do?
>>60066719
gayest thing I've heard all day
>>60066666
>he doesn't qualify for irish citizenship through a grandparent
>>60066541
I don't understand the question.
>>60066682
Croatian flag filter
nearest tescos that sells whisky cheaper than other places is bleeding half an hour's walk away, I'm not sure it's worth it lads
Care to explain this employment gap?
>>60066725
lmao
>>60066786
release him back into the north yorkshire moors where he belongs
How do people end up being royal servants?
mchaggis lol
>>60066786
chuck it in a river
>>60066719
might as well give it a go then mate what's the worst that could happen
>>60066799
>being a taig
haven't you got a hotel to bomb mate?
>>60066786
>Bearded dragons originate from central Australia, where they live in the arid and subtropical woodlands, scrublands, savannas, shore areas, and into the great interior deserts.
So its natural habitat is the literal antithesis of your rainy island?
Put it out of its misery.
>>60066786
gumtree
research some reptilian sellers and see if they'll take him
kill him and cook it and make an epic thread on /ck/
>>60066802
do you have any cute sisters?
hard to believe there is a place with junkies that are poorer than glaswegians
damn shame
>>60066786
run him through with a lance
it'd be kinder
David Rodigan on 1xtra now
>>60066869
I think you'll find australia is an island too actually mate
>>60066900
hahahaha
>>60066815
Order it online and make the delivery guy turn up with nothing in your weekly shop but cheap whisky and crisps
>>60066666
Why wouldn't you want Brexit ? Why would you want EUrabian citizenship ?
>>60066784
Not even convinced the Palestinians deserve the strip or any other territory for that matter
All they do is harbor radicals and repeatedly attack one of our strategic allies. Would prefer to load them up and move them out to a more isolated location. Like cuba.
>>60066856
I might like it...
>>60066900
ah yes one jew with an opinion what a massive conspiracy. very impressive
>>60066910
It's a bit dry though innit.
>>60066947
haha yeah maybe you're right mate best leave it then haha
>>60066715
wd40 in the lock and slide 2 thin bits of something in, one either side (they need to be strong, check the kitchen and see what you can cut to size thats thin and strong enough), grip them with the pliers and pull gently as you twist to get extra grip from the torque.
So looks like Ramadan will be fun this year
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-islamicstate-idUSKCN0YC0OG
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/01/refugees-isis-nato-commander-terrorists
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/620801/ISIS-chemical-attack-UK-nerve-gas-intelligence-officials-believe
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/621076/French-army-guards-water-facilities-Paris-attacks-France-risks-chemical-war
>>60066900
>goy being mad because we controll him
stay mad
my brother is 27 and he's shagging a 19 year old.
is that weird?
what does a big gulp taste like
>>60066851
The same way Weyoun serves the Founders, be cloned and trained since you leave the vat for the glory of our alien masters.
>>60066927
but I want it this evening
>>60067014
what gender is the 19 year old
>>60067014
no
why would it be
>>60067014
no why would it be
>>60066931
>Why would you want EUrabian citizenship ?
easier to get jobs
What is /brit/'s preferred condom?
Just got my bird out. How long before he shits down my back.
>>60067014
yes
27/2+7
>>60067054
>>60067063
just thought people might see that as too much of an age gap.
>>60067014
no why would it be
mother is 36 years old and she gets shagged by some fat 60 year old Brit to feed us
is that weird?
>>60067014
>>60067054
>>60067063
According to my nonce calculator a 27 year old shouldn't be shagging anyone younger than 20.5 years of age
>>60067034
So shout out your window that you'll give someone a tenner if they go the shop for you
>>60067094
my preferred method of birth control/risk aversion is being a pathetic faggot who can't seduce women and will never get laid
>>60067135
no why would it be
>>60065935
Left wing cucks hate the English flag because they're repulsed by patriotism
> ran out of alcohol already
feck
time for a walk into town
>>60067118
there is no gap too big as long as the younger partner is 18
obviously 20 and 16 are ok(if legal) but 40 and 16 isn't
>>60067108
that's a cute bird
>>60066999
>There is “a huge reservoir of sympathizers who all have western or European passports and who were born or raised there,” Reinoud Leenders, a professor at the department of war studies at King’s College London, told the Los Angeles Times last year.
ah yes, very impressive
A Swiss village, one of the wealthiest in Europe, has refused to take in its government imposed quota of asylum seekers, voting to pay a fine of £200,000 instead.
The residents of Switzerland’s alpine resort Oberwil-Lieli, where there are 300 millionaires among a population of 2,200, voted “no” in a referendum over whether to accept just 10 refugees.
Swiss government proposals had outlined a quota across its 26 counties in order deliver on promise to take 50,000 asylum seekers across the country, but Oberwil-Lieli voted by 52 per cent to 48 to reject the refugees.
One resident of the village told MailOnline: “We do not want them here it is as simple as that.
“We have worked hard all our lives and have a lovely village that we do not want it spoiled. We are not suited to take in refugees. They would not fit in here.”
>Left wing cucks hate the English flag because they're repulsed by patriotism
my thai wife's son is 11 and he gets shagged by some 30 year old british sex tourist
>>60066900
>complete this fat cunt's quest line up intil New Izalith
>stupid mong dies to the poxy chaoseaters
absolutely fuming
>>60067194
A 20 year old shouldn't shag below 17
A 40 year shouldn't shag below 27
>>60067230
>son
I'm 24 and shagging a 16 year old. Is that weird?
drinking beer and buying things on ebay
>>60067224
Vile racists, you are so lucky to live in such a free and tolerant society where such a thing would never be tolerated.
>>60067268
no why would it be
>>60067266
hm?
fuck
every time I try to grow out my facial hair I get a load of spots
>>60067224
Good for them looking out for the neighborhood
>>60067268
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>>60067207
He's a little bastard.
>>60067194
16 is legal and that's all that matters.
really glad the 'thick' or 'thicc' meme has been and gone tbqh, I didn't like having to pretend I was into fat birds but the (You) game is ruthless
>When a normie sociopath tries to understand how to deal with an abnormie
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>60067337
when he's sitting on your finger like that do you ever get the urge to fucking slap him into orbit with your other hand
>>60066912
What did he mean by this?
Is ribena on his way to Syria?
>>60067030
best ds9 character, go
>>60067284
Couple of my mates have said it's weird but they're probably just jealous of my jailbait slut.
>>60067326
I'm 48 years old and wank to inanimate objects. plus I've been dead for 17 years now. is that weird?
>>60067337
Are yu by any chance a fireman?
>>60067373
business idea: resettle syrian refugees in siberia
>>60067391
how many of you are educated
reply with your degree and where you got it from
>>60067357
subnormie mate, it's subnormie. abnormie implies there is something clinically wrong whereas its just late development.
>>60067341
T H I C K ︃ ︃ mentioned
Top Gear in 40 minutes
>>60067373
When he starts biting me, yeah.
>>60067403
No, why?
>>60067391
he did nothing wrong btw
>>60067467
partying from the school of hard knocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw
My life desu :(
who /callcentreworker/ here?
