Convince me that having a girlfriend is worth it edition
cara.
hmmm
I was too slow
>>60059673
>>60059673
this is the real thread
karen
>>60059845
>324 posts
fuck off you idiot use this one
Asuka.
>>60062351
>59 minutes ago
With a girlfriend you can
>kiss and cuddle
>insert penis into vagina
Without a girlfriend you can
>cry yourself to sleep
>insert penis into fist
>>60062351
lol idiot
Reminder Canadians and Yanks are not Anglos.
>>60062262
>>60062262
*torches your house*
*waits in the bushes across the street*
*shoots whoever runs out*
SHOULDA STAYED HOME BOII
>nottingham is in essex
very very impressive
>>60062351
Good post
>>60062367
*spreads cheeks*
Alri lad. Cumming inside will cost you extra though.
*touches your willy*
>>60062378
*canadians in quebec and further west
>>60062410
i go to uni in nottingham duh
>>60062364
>>60062375
>>60062411
*crawls into the thread gasping for air*
>>60062467
mate your frog's looking a bit crusty, might want to download a fresh one
the gf
>The Nottingham borough of essex
Windows 7 is so comfy
>>Horrid booking.21 year old who had emailed asking if I saw guys his age and race,told him I was fine with that... He came out and said it was time to have a look at 'this'I asked if he meant my vagina.He then sort of picked at it and pulled it apart and examined it then said he couldn't go through with the booking.I just said ok and let him get dressed not sure if he expected any money back but it wasn't going to happen!He told me it wasn't my fault he was just too nervous.
*grabs the kitty and throws it out of the thread*
get out cunt
>>60062520
the bf
*heavy breathing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwTT8YQFJDQ
>>60062501
>>60062448
Just like the old school Anglos you will have your culture worn down by the Frogs for the next 200 years. Only you won't be able to stop it.
is /brit/ hype for new pokemon
>>60062539
lol can I get a link to these pls?
>>60062571
Can't remember how you get this mission/event
I downloaded my GZ data and it just gave him to me straight away
>>60062618
here m8
http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?board=13.0
filter it for most replies and look through the top 3 threads
>>60062603
I stopped being 12 nearly a decade ago sorry
>>60062590
bit rude
>>60062646
it's just a side op you get at some point, same as the first mission really
>>60062683
delete this
*poaches herring on your property*
More like Tory Bliar
>>60062763
Is it the one where you use that daft knock out revolver?
Hey Jude.
>>60062803
no, i don't even know that one lel
>UK
>>60062750
gook trying to seduce me
>>60062823
Come together
>mfw America is going to be great again in half a year
>>60062841
stop talking to me please you're making me quite uneasy
>>60062835
t. Sjw tier professional victim who wanks over being offended
>Be incredibly sick for a week
>Girlfriend puts my head on my lap while she strokes my hair and takes care of me.
>Holds me tight at night so I feel better
>>60059788
an excellent image.
>>60059685
because you can fall asleep with your willy inside her
obviously
>>60062841
I hate when people post that
I pisses me off that I misaligned pepe's right brow
Business idea: Kill myself and get reincarnated as a Finnish rally driver
>Be a delivery driver
>Cover a large area
>Constantly see Leave posters in windows
>Haven't even seen a single Remain poster or anything
I know you can't base a nation's decision on one area, but like I said it's a large area I cover so it's a decent sample size.
If Remain gets a comfortable win in the referendum, you just know it's been rigged
>>60062372
ah yes
my gf desu lads
>>60062920
>tfw karen can never be my girlfriend
>people voting remain because they hate the tories
>>60059752
this 2bh
>>60062898
Even if Trump does become President and he attempts all he says he wants to do, the powers that be will cause absolute chaos to make sure he either doesn't do it or it looks like he's fucking everything up
>>60062960
what a bitch
>>60062987
>Hating the tories
Utterly disgusting TBQH.
there has been a woodlouse crawling around on my curtains for about 2 weeks and I'm scared to do anything to it
what do
>>60062987
>People will vote Remain because they hate the Tories
>The Tories want people to vote Remain
Don't get it
>>60062949
Bollocks
Never saw a single conservative poster during the GE last year and saw loads of green party posters
Tories got elected in my constituency and greens came 5th
Anecdotal evidence like this is fucking stupid
>>60062906
gonna come out as gay to you lads
>>60063016
watch it or i'll have you lad
>>60063102
Wanna cheeky willy suck?
>>60063102
nigga get the fuck back in that closet 4 I beat that ass
>>60062949
just like how the scots were parading "Vote YES!" everywhere and then voted no
New Top Gear tonight lads
>>60063116
Maisie a better
>>60063174
that turns me on desu
>>60063091
frog's looking a bit rough around the edges there lad, think it's time to download a fresh one
>>60063207
this
>>60062949
Never seen a leave posters and seen loads of remain posters so if leave even gets 10% of the vote it's rigged
>>60063207
you avin a giraffe?
>>60063176
That's because Scots secretly want to be Anglos. The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England.
>>60063217
>>60062949
>>60063152
>wing
posh cunt
>>60063260
Need a leave/remain version of this to post on the 24th
voted no desu
then voted for the SNP anyway
>>60063324
we're gonna have to get the copy pasta changed too
1sec
b a n g e r
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6T0wOMsNrI
>go have some dinner
>come back and suddenly my mistimed thread is being used
I feel so loved
Why are the Scots so awful? Is it deep jealousy of the Anglo way of life? Must've been tough peering over Hadrian's wall and seeing England.
doing a work on my social anxiety
Cannot imagine my country being roped into a political organization that we didn't hold majority or substantial weight in. People don't like letting the officials we elect make decisions for the country, let alone some cunt that doesn't even live here. Reckon there'd be some serious unrest about that here, Kennedy got topped for way less.
>>60063429
*rubs your belly*
hehe you're nice and full :3
>>60063324
>>60063367
here here
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined British membership money being transported south to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined unelected EU bureaucrats deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith. I am European, not British; I am a cuckold.
I think the dominos pizza tracker is coming onto me
When eating sausages and chips how many chips should there be per each bite of the sausage
>>60063303
Nah just wanted loads of flags lol
>tfw your friends are getting more and more lefty as the years go on
>>60063446
Most Scottish people really don't care. Like there is no animosity or negative energy directed towards English people. I'm sure vocal Yes voters probably care because their dads drummed it into them but most people don't.
>>60063473
And as I have said in the past, it slowly happened over decades under the guise of free trade and the exact same is going to happen there using NAFTA as the foundation.
It will start with shared legislation on safety standards and slowly snowball from there.
>>60063473
>Roped into
We begged to join the common market, overwhelmingly voted yes in the 1975 referendum and didn't veto Maastricht
>>60063528
>south to brussels
other than that fantastic
Had 2 lines of coke in a dodgy toilet lads, Had a fucking revolution desu
swiss qt sent me a message
why is drinking in the evening sun so fucking good lads
can't help myself
>>60063528
Nice one lad
Pastebinned for future use
http://pastebin.com/wZBULtRA
>>60063469
0.5mg pyrazolam + 20mg propranolol = cure for autism and social anxiety
>>60063532
There should be at least 5 to 1 ratio.
going to play a cheeky bit of stellaris
anyone else got it?
We don't even have universal standards in-house.
Reckon we'll just pull the cock out and do what we want to. Majority weight or bust.
>>60063572
oopsy
>>60063615
change south to south east
or just get rid of south altogether
>>60063532
Enough that you don't run out of one before the other
what do you call going for a shit?
I call it 'happy arse time' and sometimes 'heading down to brown town'
>dear god this is my life
>>60063540
But it is supposed to be the opposite of that.
There's nothing sadder than a lefty who never grew out of it.
>>60063561
Can you please say something that will reinforce my bigotry towards Scottish people.
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Rupert Humphreys
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by 27 other countries. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be an independent country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.
I asked myself why people would say no to being an independent country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined £280 million per week being given to Brussels and it grew yet more. I imagined Germans and Frenchmen deciding British fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Rupert Humphreys. I am British-European; I am a cuckold.
>>60063688
shit epoch
>>60063707
better tbqh
>>60063561
AYE ANYONE BUT ENGLAND ANGUS!
>>60063618
sounds like it would work
but the sides from propanalol aren't fun
gave me crazy nightmares, I dreaded going to sleep
Whether you leave or stay lads, might not want to join this alleged future organization we're going to be involved in.
You already know we're going to bulldog everybody in it and keep on doing what we're doing.
Someone a few threads ago mentioned having a waifu who they imagine is a dyke. It reminded me of this time this dyke couldn't accept the fact that my sister is straight, so she wrote WHORE on my sisters windshield with her own shit. Good times, 2bh
![p9hMd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VwltcNE.png "p9hMd[1].png")
>>60063698
>what kind of hair you want senpai?
>make me look like a sea urchin boss
>say no more
won again lads
might be time to finally try out nuclear 'unfinished' throne
>>60063882
>"homosexuals are not mentally defective individuals" - no one sane, ever
>>60063566
A common market isn't unelected foreign rules and John Major nearly suffered a vote of no confidence because there were more anti-members of his party and pro for the treaty.
>>60063833
I have heard some people have problems with sleeping on it.
It's been fine for me though; only used the combo for management of acute anxiety i.e I'm not on it all day, every day. 20mg on its own is a pretty low dose; people who are on it prescribed take like 40mg three times a day.
lads how long does it take to get over a break up
been on the verge of tears for a week already
>local car dealer has a tidy Impreza for sale
>£4,000
>start getting excited
>check insurance quotes
>£12,000 is the cheapest (with a box fitted)
ahhh yes, dreams crushed as per usual
>>60063972
Bout as long as the trip to the beer store and back
>>60063962
beta blockers don't work that way
you can't just take them 'as necessary'
>>60063972
It will help take your mind off her if you can shag another girl.
t. relationship expert
>>60064033
this
or you can shag a bloke (me)
>>60063972
get another gf
>>60064033
I have no interest in other girls
>>60063993
hey kid
i heard your dreams were crushed
gimme that paypal
mhm
>>60063960
I know all of that and am not sure what point you're trying to make because none of it changes what I said
>>60063972
i wouldn't know now would i hahahah
>>60063993
Suggestions for first car for an adult who will use it mostly for commuting and popping down the shops?
>>60064091
also need this
want to get a car in a few months so i don't have to be a bus turd
>>60064019
Yes they do. They don't require a build-up over a long period, you just take them and they take effect.
I'm not going to argue with you because I have taken them and they work, immediately.
Might have to watch top gear on my laptop later because I'm too embarrassed that someone might see me watching it on tv
>>60064062
a bit gay tbqh
>>60064091
>>60064109
Clio, Astra, Corsa, Micra
>>60063993
The UK insurance industry is so disgusting compared to even the continent.
If the EU gave a shit they would do something about it, but it only effects the UK so they couldn't give a shit.
>>60064117
Tell them you're watching it ironically, like Eurovision
Just caught myself slippin pouring this drink
Guess I'm drinking 3/4 whisky and 1/4 sprite
Got the tall glass out too aha what am I like x
>>60063972
only way to get over someone is to get under someone
t. 20 year old virgin
that or just remember you have had one more gf than I have ever had
>>60064091
lads,I think I'm going to go back to her and beg and apologise for being a dick
>>60064111
hey if placebos work for you then fine
don't let me ruin it for you
>>60064069
Yet both of those points prove that the yank is correct and we were in fact roped into the nightmare that is the EU.
>>60064170
I said commuting, not zany adventures in Birmingham.
It's always the fucking Croatians innit
>>60063833
gf is on propranolol right now and she has crazy dreams and flails around in bed and cries/whimpers in her sleep too.
not nice desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cR56MdgvDs
cute cat
>>60064185
that could be good but is likely to be bad
was it your fault?
lads is shagging my fleshlight going to benefit me in any way if i ever get round to having sex?
i couldn't last 10 seconds without cumming when i first got it, now i do 10-15 minutes at varying speeds and positions quite easily
realise it won't compare to the real thing but i'm hoping the feeling of something tight around my willy won't be too unfamiliar and i won't pop in less than a minute
>>60064091
Import a late 90's Honda Civic coupe for very little money
doing my best
>>60064170
got a pineapple on your flag there dutchlad
>>60064117
It's going to be a complete train wreck.
>>60064185
ah yes very impressive
>>60062857
dumb gook
>>60064230
it was partly her fault but after a week I think it have been mainly my pride
>>60064221
virus
Estate, hatchback, coupe or other?
>>60064185
Don't do that
Only gonna hurt you more when the same shit happens in 2 weeks
t. done this too many times
new fetish: tall japanese women
>>60063688
Dropping the kids off at the pool
>>60064234
my housemate unironically has a fleshlight and i'm thinking about borrowing it desu
>last night i was doing lines in some grubby toilet and i had a revolution like even in this state i'm better than those who've stalked me
What did she mean by this?
>Tfw visit old uni friend for first time in 3 years.
>I am much better off financially
>he has a gf
Hmmm who wins?
>>60064272
come to the conclusion I don't like any swedish posters
>>60064271
care to share the full story? the disgusting NEET losers of /brit/ may have some stellar advice
or should I say stella advice?? get on the wife beater, lad WAHEY
>>60064291
Hatchback for first car, it's easier to drive something smaller once you first start
>>60064321
he does because money can't buy happiness :^)
>Say I hate Scots all the time
>Secretly I wish the Jocks liked us instead
>Actually prefer the Union Jack without Saint Patrick's cross
SNP makes me really sad lads, I'll be honest.
>>60064170
She wants a car from brum
>>60064256
I'm trying to be healthy.
>>60064323
Bully
>>60064303
got the webm of 3 giants japs on a beach bullying a manlet?
>>60064323
sorry, the last posts have been of low quality
>The formulation that is taken by mouth comes in short acting and long acting versions. Propranolol appears in the blood after 30 minutes and has a maximum (peak) effect between 60 and 90 minutes when taken by mouth.[1][4]
*pretends to yawn to demonstrate the ease with which I have won*
>>60064202
Literally no though...
When we joined we knew we were getting free movement of people, we knew we were getting in on membership fees and the common agricultural policy
When we joined there was already a European council, a European council and European Court
We knew we weren't just signing a free trade agreement and begged to join
In fact when we joined the Euro Parliament wasn't elected and elections only started in the late 70s
Don't be a fool and think it was just about free trade before Maastricht
>>60064291
Get a ford capri aa your first car like me lad
>>60064321
job??
>>60064320
Dunno but wish I could've sent her a pic of my spotless shitter
Just cleaned it yesterday
>>60062857
>tfw a girl sits next to you and says hi but you just continue sitting there awkwardly
>>60064403
gook
>>60064387
Are you the two weeks holiday in London with £120 spending money guy?
I'm dying please save me
>>60064442
Call centre manager
imma dance my heart out to the dawn
>>60064450
>a girl sits next to you
Lost me
>>60064472
ned haha
>>60064442
JD department manager
>>60064471
No, but that would be easily manageable if you're willing to rent your BP out.
>>60064472
Christ, it's 19 here and I'm dying. I don't know how you Africans manage.
>>60064238
>Honda
Sounds Japanese
>>60064486
Good lad
>>60064501
>>60064533
It means Sunday you dips.
>>60064368
We should have a dragon on there.
>>60064533
una vela
>>60064472
stay strong
>>60064577
It's only fair for welsh people.
>>60064577
the dragon would be out of place and ugly, sorry to all the Welshies out there but it's true
>>60064577
>>60064561
>>60064472
28 degrees here on this rainy day
Been a lot higher most days lately, this is cool
Sack up pasty babies
>>60064324
not really, there's not much to it
the only thing is like with some girls you meet it feels like there's a connection? and you can just spend hours bullshitting and the whole time it's like there's a a stone in your stomach.
sounds cheesy a/f I think I need help
kill all scots and welsh
>>60064533
laughed desu
>>60064589
>>60064657
>ulster and belfast
>>60064577
>>60064633
>>60064635
I'm welsh and I don't even want the dragon on there, way out of place.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ahhh had to led that out
Una vela
>>60064657
>Not wanting the United Kingdom of the British Isles
>>60064561
>>60064624
It's going to be 24 tomorrow.
>tfw live in a normie country where everyone loves the heat and sun
>tfw I want my fucking 14° rainy spring days back
>>60064690
yes
throw in northerners and irish while you're at it
>>60064725
Irish would be there though and I don't want that.
>>60064577
Fuck off Wales, you aren't even a real country.
armpits are a bit fucking itchy
>>60064690
They're called Celts
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Just had my din dins, yummy
*rubs my tummy*
Just had a look on gumtree and everyone is renting cars instead of selling them
What the fuck
>>60064746
sounds like lice
>>60064676
christ that sounds like a bother, I don't rate this 'having a gf' idea it all sounds like too much work and hassle.
>>60064701
u havin a problem mate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9_f1FedPk
the british flag should look like this
really makes u think huh
>>60064666
>Every fucking year
I know that the concept of acclimatisation is alien to jf like you, but do we have to repeat it annually?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KybczRyLhqE
this belter is what i pounded your mum to last night
>>60064793
Reckon I might actually get arrested for making this post
>>60064793
>Republic
Continental ideas don't appeal sorry.
>>60064772
Government has saw to it only rich people can have cars.
>>60064828
you didn't make it though
>>60064850
i did
Imagine a world without America Canada and Australia...
>>60064801
It's acclimation
and it still doesn't justify whining about normal human operating temperatures.
>>60064850
i did
>>60064768
What did you have lad?
>>60064862
don't reply to me
Got my dick sucked last night and the skin of my dick is very red and very "raw" feeling
What could it be lads?
I'm thinking she might have had herpes or some shit and that transferred to my dick or something
No spots or no scabs or anything, but I'm kinda worried
>>60064850
i didnt
>>60064894
teeth
>>60064894
She was a vampire lad
>>60064880
>It's acclimation
maybe it is in the retard babble you speak over there, but the real word is 'acclimatisation'
>>60064868
who would've saved you 25 years agoo
>>60064868
I'm trying to imagine a world without Croatia but I can't because everything would be exactly the same
>>60064880
shut up yank and fuck off
