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cara
flegs
>>60059673
me on the right
test
maisie
Kyary
rosy is stunning
I want to see the commie slags have lezza sex
Update extra flags
Set to pic related if you want the old format
wew lads
controlled explosion just down the road
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Loud-bang-heard-inside-Victoria-Centre-live/story-29334485-detail/story.html
please don't tell me i'm the only person in /brit/ who goes bird watching
*sprays everyone with power hose*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAWjsVoDpm0
test
>>60059673
>guards can't see nothing
For what purpose.
dont know how to update my reddit flags
All extra flaggers should be gassed
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOU REDDIT FLAGS YOU USELESS CUNTS
>>60059673
where is the multiculturalism in this picture? bloody racist is what this is
*spills stella on self while aggressively singing god save the queen t the tv*
>>60059781
Link https://flaghunters(d o t)github(d o t)io/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/
>>60059817
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/raw/master/Extra%20Flags%20for%20int.user.js
>>60059811
don't want to make it too easy on them
>>60059673
But its called British Army not Royal Army.
>>60059817
tampermonkey icon-check for userscript updates
>>60059828
me first
fuck off lads
x
dexamps drop u like
>>60059811
To hone their other senses
That's why the Queen chose them
Do baseball bats in the uk serve any other purpose than being used as a weapon?
my region isn't on it :/
drinking a big smoothie (have a method)
>>60059870
shut up you fishy cunt
is cara a dyke?
I respect Rosy and her personal views and lifestyle
test
>>60059905
fuck off kanker
>>60059795
i do it casually. been observing a pair of great tits in my garden. last year there was a whole gang of like 5 flying about. pretty cool.
on my walk to uni i pass a lake and see a heron there every day which is cool.
bats too during summer
>>60059917
yeh but she also loves BBC
Who is the best reddit flag and who is the worst?
>>60059905
asynchronous javascript and xml?
>>60059934
just not her face
too many fucking flags nowadays lads, can't remember them all
didn't realise this was "local-neet-chat.org"
>>60059975
ribena is obviously the worst
>>60059975
me
also me
>>60059673
Best jobs
this was NOT me detective >>60059997
>>60059708
Fuck you Caralad. Your constant Caraposting made me watch Paper Towns last night and it was among the worst movies I've ever seen. Also, Cara looks dreadful outside of photographs.
>>60059975
sam
callum
>>60060008
it isn't
>>60059975
pretty confident i am secretly hated here
>>60060000
good quads also tbqh
>>60060034
>no army imam
bit racist
solberg into the joker
>>60060046
well rude and not true
>>60060000
I know this isn't a get general but your numbers are aesthetic af
>>60060034
Chaplain actually seems pretty cool
>>60060051
Oh man, that's unfortunate
>>60060051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2fdl6eeXpk
audio up
>>60060046
took you long enough to realise
>>60059903
>holding two baseball bats in an x
He must be pretty hardcore, man. Better not fuck with that guy.
>>60060034
That Chaplain picture makes it look pretty fucking cool, can't deny.
>>60060051
my ballbag in the middle
whats all this about extra flags?
>>60060094
Now post some webms of her when there's actually a light around. She looks horrendous during the scene where they go shopping for spraypaint and shit.
>>60060000
Why is there 3 flag options?
>>60059708
>>60060094
this 2bh
>>60060046
rude
I want to marry Cara
She makes me willy so stiff and I'd be so proud to call her mine
>>60059903
not really, very few people play it really
/brit/ - extra flags general
>lives in nottingham, essex
ah yes
>>60060126
that's why our police don't need to be armed 2bh
>imagine having a waifu that's a dyke
>>60060162
cause they made her look weird af in the film 2bh blame yank stylists
>>60060047
Who's Sam?
>>60060206
>even in his fantasy the girl has no chance of getting with him
>>60060185
shame her sisters are so ugly
might try out these reddit flags see what the fuss is
>>60060180
literally this
>>60060193
t. arrogant student
>>60060206
>having a waifu that is 3D
Just read a book, lads.
mmmm roast lamb for dinner lads, what're you lads having for sunday roast?
southerns need not reply, gravyless runts
>>60060226
>They made her look weird as fuck
They just didn't slap as much makeup on her. You can tell because she look borderline normal at the end of the movie. Really shit film and Cara was uggo.
going to trigger a furious debate on mumsnet
>>60060072
>There are currently around 550 Muslims serving, who are employed in a variety of roles. They balance the needs of the services and their faith while maintaining operational effectiveness. Those serving have no doubt that practising their faith complements the Army’s values of selfless commitment, courage, discipline, integrity, loyalty and respect for others.
>There are around 75,000 members of the Christian church denominations in the Army. The Royal Army Chaplains’ Department (RAChD) gives them spiritual support, both publicly and privately, at every level of the Army, at home and abroad.
>Agnostic: There are around 3,780 registered agnostic personnel serving in the Army.
>Atheist: There are around 7,000 registered atheist personnel serving in the Army.
>Humanist: There are around 50 registered humanists serving in the Regular Army. The Defence Humanists (formerly the UK Armed Forces Humanist Association) is a network of non-religious service personnel, within the British Humanist Association, who seek to represent the interests of all those who subscribe to humanist ideals.
Over 50 countries have visa free travel to Europe and they aren't part of the EU
Really looking forward to the tory civil war lads
>Another rebel MP told the Times: "I don't want to stab the Prime Minister in the back - I want to stab him in the front so I can see the expression on his face. You'd have to twist the knife, though, because we want it back for [George] Osborne.
"All we have to do is catch the Prime Minister with a live boy or dead girl and we are away".
>>60060244
don't
>>60060199
Interestingly enough, people still get shot to death in the UK.
http://www.citizensreportuk.org/reports/murders-fatal-violence-uk.html
>>60060283
Why would they want to block UK tourists from coming in anyway
its such a non fucking argument
>>60060282
the fuck is humanism
>>60060312
um, they would be absolutely furious at us for leaving their esteemed club, sweetie ;o
Everyone hypedfor the return of Top Gear tonight?
>>60060341
somewhat
>>60060283
Who are you talking to, you appear to be starting a conversation with a statement related to your opinion that no one is talking about?
>>60060295
h-he does mean metaphorically right?
>>60060274
already hacked 3 of your online banking accounts
gg kid
>>60060341
is it the bbc top gear or the amazon top gear
>>60060341
I am slightly interested but not really
shit thread
>>60060358
sometimes the best way to start a conversation is to pretend you are already in one
please attribute this quote to me in the future
would laugh if nobody watches it
>I had a guy a few weeks ago that kept making really shit jokes the whole way through then singing / doing impersonations and taking phone calls for a large amount of an hour booking.....I've got neighbors to worry about!
>>60060370
It's Top Gear, not Derivative Internet Shit.
Me on the right
having a go
>>60060392
might watch it to see how shit it's gonna be
>>60060389
is it a trap
genuine question
>he lives in eastdunhamshireburyoxfieldbouroughamgwyngyll
Good day.
The pre-existing Guys Fawkes facepiece and symbol of the Anonymous Federation has unfortunately aged beyond feasible use to a state of obsoletation.
The design shall be hencewith replaced by nominal designate: 'Sinister Chin-Man'. An example of the said 'Sinister Chin-Man' can observable adjacentally.
'Chin-Man' is a pun of 'Chan-Man', and thus is intellectually superious to previous facepieces, and its relevance is also thus thereforth dramatically increased to incapsulate all channel users in a cross-websiteal demographic.
You have hence been advised.
We have not forgotten.
We will not forget.
We will have not forgiven.
>>60060408
nice try
Haven't actually heard a convincing argument against a European superstate yet. Do Brexiters realise that the only way we as a tiny island of 65 million people can compete against Russia, China and the USA is by federalising with Europe?
It's almost an inevitability at this point. The younger generations have experienced how good life is within the EU. The only ones who are against the EU are small-minded pensioners who still remember when we had an empire. Once they die off (most likely from heart attacks brought on by Britain voting to Remain on the 23rd of June) the European superstate project can carry on as it should.
>>60060383
Quality is not an act, it's a habit. Practice.
Pretending to do anything is never the best way.
>>60060392
It's not Top Gear without the trio 2bh
Not going to bother.
>>60060379
good post
>>60060449
think it would be heard to breathe in that, nah?
>>60060337
Humanism is basically the philosophy of trying to help others, and avoid causing harm, without any associated religion.
Most humanists are atheists/agnostic (secular humanists), but some are religious.
The logo kind of sucks though.
>Quality is not an act, it's a habit.
http://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/northern-ireland-news/video-masked-republicans-parade-in-lurgan-1-7406239
why do they wear the masks?
thailad needs to get more sound bites for the kevboard
>Haven't actually heard a convincing argument against
>>60060481
Nah m8 there's plenty of room where the chin sticks out for good airflow
finally found a tights gf
i'm so happy
>>60060504
based
>>60060424
>My gender is a complete mess but I use she/her or they/them pronouns.
>>60060464
>compete
How, why and for what? Surely a country should be about good quality of life for the inhabitants not suffering for the sake of being on the 'winning team'?
Where would you rather live, China, Russia etc. or Switzerland?
>>60060424
clearly not
do u think cara has ever had a stiff willy in her fanny?
>>60060566
this doesn't answer my question
>>60060464
>Compete against Russia
Russia has a smaller economy than the UK
>>60060566
Really don't understand how a bunch of defective people think they can just remove a handful of well established pronouns from society 2bh.
I don't care if you're unhappy with your willy or not, it ain't up to you. Buy a Ram truck like the rest of 'em.
Does anyone ever win on The Chase?
This shit looks impossible
Going to make a fleg for my road
>>60060424
if a '''''''''girl''''''' has a roundish face, it's usually not a trap. traps usually have longer faces.
>>60060618
it's a grill
>>60060589
>How, why and for what?
Not even going to engage you on this topic when you display this baffling level of ignorance.
>Where would you rather live, China, Russia etc. or Switzerland?
I notice how you leave out the USA, which is the most obvious comparison.
Neck yourself.
>>60060610
No.
How many films to you have on your hard drive/external drive /brit/?
have to do some work
>>60060569
>BJs
>wake up
>no gf
ah yes now I remember
ORDAHHHHHH
ORDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ORDAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60060650
>Not even going to engage you on this topic when you display this baffling level of ignorance.
cop out
>I notice how you leave out the USA, which is the most obvious comparison.
Your examples tho m8, but would you rather live in the USA than Switzerland? If so why?
see if we can muster even half an answer this time.
>>60060699
>haha lol blowjob XDd
are you 12?
>>60060689
quite a few
>>60060713
>wake up
Ah fuck, not again.
>>60060689
2 films but 35 anime episodes
I live in the best area in England TbH
>>60060689
123
Really bored of the hashtag crusade meme. The type of people that box themselves into a viewpoint and can not deviate or see anything valid from the other side
Last week I was talking with my friends abo trump.
Now, I wouldn't vote for him. But I was simply defending him against the media assassination, how he hasn't actually said anything racist, how I don't buy the whole "lol Drumpf is so stoopid lol". I was saying how you don't become a billionaire real estate tycoon by talking like a 4th grader like he does in his presidential speeches etc. But everyone went in a fucking frenzy.
I said a million times I wouldn't vote for him and I'm on their side. But no, you can't do that in today's world
>>60060772
moving there soon
Baiting out shitposter in /brit/:
yeeees
>>60060731
I believe I heard the term 'cretinous melt', the Honourable member must retract that immediately.
>the people dont know their true power
>>60060772
but you don't live in cornwall
>>60060753
how did you infer that from my post? are YOU 12?
>>60060772
Alri Dr Foster
>Really bored of the hashtag crusade meme. The type of people that box themselves into a viewpoint and can not deviate or see anything valid from the other side
>Last week I was talking with my friends abo trump.
>Now, I wouldn't vote for him. But I was simply defending him against the media assassination, how he hasn't actually said anything racist, how I don't buy the whole "lol Drumpf is so stoopid lol". I was saying how you don't become a billionaire real estate tycoon by talking like a 4th grader like he does in his presidential speeches etc. But everyone went in a fucking frenzy.
>I said a million times I wouldn't vote for him and I'm on their side. But no, you can't do that in today's world
>>60060816
theres this guy named callum yeah?
>I had one like this, not obese nor any good at it sadly. He knelt beside the bed, licked me out and came in his own clothes fully dressed. No touching myself or anything, just came in his pants. Weird
>>60060870
i didnt give you permission to reply to me, cretin
leave this place
just ate a banana and it feels soooo good in my tummy
I class homos on the same level as kiddie-diddlers and trannies a notch below 2bh.
All of them belong in institutions since they don't seem to be able to control their own brain.
tights
>I class homos on the same level as kiddie-diddlers and trannies a notch below 2bh.
>All of them belong in institutions since they don't seem to be able to control their own brain.
>>60060926
>they don't seem to be able to control their own brain.
Like Yanks with guns.
Or food.
>>60060817
Le don't do anything all game but get all the glory man
>Just had an hour with a guy who was really shy, barely spoke.. so awkward!
>>60060860
>wales
>>60060926
do you control your brain, or does your brain control you?
really makes you think
>>60060926
>put all the benders in the same place
sounds alri that, will booze be served?
>>60060789
>"I'm on your side"
They got on you because you came off as weak 2bh. Have to watch myself about that with somecoworkers but they're ghetto niggers from the projects so fuck 'em.
>>60061000
don't bully wales, lad
>can only see the flags of people who have also set up extra flags
how shit
fwb called me dad again during the act last night
might have to bin her, needs a cargo plane for all her baggage this one
Just bit into a pizza and realised it had tuna on it
Gagged and almost fucking threw up in my living room
WHO THE FUCK puts tuna on a pizza
WHAT THE FUCK
>>60060817
>>60060992
Watched all 2 hours of that boring game and didn't even notice he was playing
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA
>>60060997
reading prostitutes reviewing their clients convinced me to never go to one
>>60061027
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno
>>60061004
I am my brain senpai
>>60060986
t. Rainbow Tony
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7182472/Footballer-perv-Adam-Johnson-is-training-a-team-of-paedos-behind-bars-and-wants-them-all-to-wear-Sunderlands-kit.html
>>60061052
no shit
how else were they gonna get them
>Big lad a bit chubby not really too fat works as a security guard at a supermarket he was wearing his uniform when he turned up so probably not long finished work, he had a nice smile and sense of humour. He turned up for an hours appointment in the evening with a take away which has never happened before but I was a bit hungry so it was fine it was a decent kebab. Spent most of the booking just sort of talking then gave him OWO until he asked me to take a break because he was going to pop too soon lol. Managed to get a condom on him and do a quickie on the sofa but he was pretty much done after that. He was nice enough and I got a free kebab out of it as a bonus.
>>60061079
nyanners can get fucked iah
>>60061000
you're in gloucestershire, pretty much one of us mate
>>60061079
got 3 seconds in and then shut it off
>>60061089
Probably for the best
Anyone here actually watch Formula 1?
just opened my windows
>Young asian guy with nice muscles and braces (think he was 26??? does the NHS even offer them at that age??) he was actually really good at oral which is lucky as he only lasted a minute but still seemed like a lovely guy.
But how does someone get to the age of 26 and has not managed to make it last at least 5 minutes? Bless, he'd be better off practicing wanking than with me....
for fucks sake who gives a fucking shit you fucking monogoloid spastic this is NOT FUCKING NEWS
>>60061105
wrong belfast
did the man push the pedal
>>60061101
Geolocation
>>60061121
How dare you
what
>>60061198
how would they get the geolocation of people who don't have the script installed
>>60061191
Are you disabled?
>>60061216
IP address
>>60061175
yeah, but they made their mascot a pretty white girl. Fucking racists
>>60061216
IP address
>>60061065
Blame the Rasheeds down at the pizza place
kind of wish I had some m8s to do things with haha
>He had a little hole on the underside of his penis and the most unattractive semen I have ever witnessed - the consistency of semolina and the colour of a pickled brain :-X
>>60061236
>>60061241
how are they gonna get the ip address of people who don't have the script installed
baka
>>60061236
>>60061241
How would a 3rd party app get user IPs?
>>60061258
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
was in tesco earlier and a woman came up to the till behind me with a whole trolley of literally nothing but oven chips
plus they were selling loose 'not for individual resale' cans of coke. when I threatened to tell the authorities they gave me a free bag of taytos for my silence. was going to give them the usual "you can't just buy me off man!" rebuttal, but I'm actually enthusiastically open to bribery
>>60061175
what IS overwatch?
is it just another sven coop clone?
>>60061286
TF2 with a waifu mascot
>>60061286
blizzards take on team fortress
>>60061286
no its a tf2 clone
dont get the hype, looks really spammy and unfun to me desu
>>60061286
team fortress with censored arses
Alright kids, fancy some independence?
gee bill three flags?
>>60061259
>>60061273
Would have to communicate with the server
>>60061286
TF2 except worse
>>60061337
so they'd need the script installed to do that
Would really like to bang her geggs off.
>>60061286
meme game made popular by twitch streamers
>>60061333
step it up
dont feel comfortable posting under this many flags
>>60061333
>Halifax
Unironically looking forward to the /brit/ weekly hoi4 multiplayer
>>60061337
Only 4chan itself is dealing with IPs, a greasemonkey script can't pull an IP from a post client side or access server side.
insert willies
>>60061402
i agree
also don't want to change it to just showing the one flag because of FOMO
>>60061404
Incredible post
>>60061415
*Hacks u*
Hehe nothing personnel kid
> alcohol tolerance has built up so much that it now takes an entire bottle of vodka before I'm actually happy drunk
fuck's sake what a way to piss away money
>>60061402
im sticking with two
>>60061333
Alri give me a mortgage
>>60061404
Wahey
>>60061404
>>60061468
ye i got the bankers bonuses
>>60061468
someone just did that joke you breadbin
don't think my city even has a flag desu
>>60061357
Nah would just need the site to be more specific about location.
This board already broadcasts your location everytime you post. Thus "Extra" flags.
>>60061415
Bet you it could if the server broadcast it. It's not like the IP isn't already available every time you contact this site.
underemployed, lads.
>>60061459
Yeah, I know the feeling.
imagine being a normie
imagine falling for the meme over and over but in exchange you get laid sometimes
must be shit
>none stop talking about flags
fuck off
Rorkes on suicide watch
>>60061530
that is never gonna happen though
why am i so poor
>want to explain my feelings and stuff to /brit/
>type out a fucking huge post and attach a wojak image
>look at my post
>realise no one will give a fuck
>delete it and post one of my gimmicks instead
still feels good just writing it down haha
>>60061494
i bet fucking her ass would be great
>>60061546
care to explain why?
>tfw don't know the new Halifax adverts so out of the loop.
>>60061530
Well yeah, if the administrators of 4chan ever decide to start attributing IPs to posts publicly you could do a lot of things, might be the end of the site somewhat though.
how do people live on tiny islands
like i get ours is small already really compared to other countries but how the fuck do people on like, the cook islands do anything
theyre far away from everything else and even though it looks quite pretty itd get stale after a bit wouldnt it
>>60061574
>ass
fuck off yank
>>60061560
as long as you feel better lad x
>>60061560
If you post it I'll reply and care
>>60061593
because some butthurt nip from r/asianmasculinity drew a comic i suppose
>>60061558
I can show you how to stop being poor for only £40 a month....
>>60061545
good post
>>60061558
>Scotland
hmm
>>60061638
>Actually going on Reddit regularly and knowing subreddits
Lmfao, nah it's from misc
>>60061555
Don't see why not. It's already happening, just on a voluntary individual level.
>>60061599
They don't have to write out the IP for you, just be more specific about the location it assigns you the same way it labels you right now. My IP at home in Virginia isn't going to point them to Texas.
>music festivals on terror alert
Wew
>>60061546
me on the left
>>60061690
Will still all need to be done by 4chan though, the flags script writer can only play the hand he's dealt.
>>60061546
Honestly, gook chicks have never done anything for me
>>60061730
going to 2 in the next 2 weeks awooo
listening to future forces inc. (collaboration project by darren white and jason maldini who later joined dan stein [fresh] and michael wojcicki [vegas])
>>60061689
r/asianmasculinity is a very influential online community
>>60061730
>pakis blowing up normies, druggies, lefties and shit musicians
are we supposed to be worried by this prospect?
>>60061781
(to form bad company uk one of the greatest dnb acts of all time and who have recently gotten together again to produce the single "equilibrium" and be a part of the terminal collective)
>>60061739
Pic related is the only one that ever has and that's because she has my ideal body type and tan lines
>>60061783
Yeah maybe if you're a brown bloke and spend your days on Reddit lmaoo you fucking mug
>>60061730
i hope they blow up alex turner
I'm of a certain age where I grew up being told for years and years not to put my personal details on the internet. And now suddenly there's social media and all that and if you DON'T put all your personal details on there you're considered weird.
Funny old world isn't it?
hoot
>>60061853
literally never had facebook in my life
>>60061853
this
>>60061734
Yea definitely, script writers don't have that kind of access. Don't think it would require all that much effort to do, you can google an external IP and it will put it roughly on a map for you.
>>60061802
Edgy
>>60061419
thats rape
Haha mate just snapped this picture of me xD
Buying some skinny jeans lads
>>60061853
still dont do it because im paranoid as hell wahahaaa
>>60061932
It's pretty big as far as islands go, 2bh
>>60061838
Racist
>>60061942
not a fan of top gear but I might tune in just to see how bad this is
>>60061932
>I care more about the next 3 years than the next 50 years
is there a word for this level of naivety?
Mummy's gone to KFC to get me a boneless banquet box
>>60061983
they've pretty much copied stunts that they did in old top gear
i need a one dance `
>>60061942
>all the minorities at the back, three white guys up front
Bloody racist BBC at it again
>>60061942
not liking the yank pandering
>>60061881
If 4chan wanted to do it yeah, would be fairly straight forward. Google has an API for it. They seldom do anything though, they haven't even updated a few outdated flags yet so not much chance of it ever happening even if it was a good idea.
>>60061873
Oh great, now I have a fetish for chinks interacting with owls.
>>60061997
>Implying the Tories aren't the natural party of government
>Implying Tony Blair wasn't a Tory in disguise
do you lads like my gf?
>>60062030
>Implying the Tories aren't the natural party of government
Fuck off billionaire
>Rather old guy. Spent first hour helping him navigate round his new laptop (IT advice haha), half an hour in bed and half hour listening to him waffin on about how he wanted me to be his woman and I could move in tomorrow if I wanted to.
>go through old threads
>see that swedish poster fuck up my reputation
mm yes
>>60062112
>>60062102
Fuck off Corbyn.
*farts into thread*
Alri lads hand over your shitposting permission slips.
>>60062102
Fuck off maybe if you're a rich billionaire cunt you can vote labour and don't have the worry about immigration as you live in your leafy all white home village
need a jogging gf
>tfw no Swedish bf to have a cuppa with
>>60062152
>A
>FUCKING
>PINEAPPLE
>>60062021
Could probably be made an optional site setting without much issue.
This site got me down to the correct side of my city, put me ~15 minutes from where I'm at. Accurate where you're at? Bet you they could contract them for cheap, no way that site gets enough traffic to be worth shit.
http://geoiplookup.net/
Anyway, no reason to do all that I suppose. Just a thought.
>>60062116
Which one
*immigrates to your neighbourhood*
>>60062195
I bet she has a nice tasting pussy, 2bh
>>60062211
At least they didn't let Frogs strip them of their identity, leaf.
deja vu
*whips the thread-making runt*
WORK, RUNT, WORK!!!
>>60062201
Do "people" really find this attractive?
Does anyone want to have sex together?
>>60062367
I'll do it on my own thanks
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