some idiot forgot to make a new thread ages ago edition
cara
crayon pop
saw the nice guys lads
very funny movie desu ryan gosling is a very good comedic actor
Sex with girls in their front bum
reminder to update extra flags
/Paki gf 2016/
>>60057161
Is it true she's a lezza?
>>60057228
Yeah this is her gf
>>60057218
seolhyun is in a different group retard
Did we get the 60000000 get?
>reminder to update extra flags
Reminder that the problem isn't DRM, it's the fact that most DRM systems cause you bother and hassle, especially if you have a period of unreliable internet connection.
What smartphone are you currently using lads?
>>60057218
Sunny>Seohyun>Yuri>Taeyeon>Yoona>Tiffany>Hyoyeon>Sooyoung
What's the appeal in Boards of Canada?
>>60057333
oneplus one
ahh yes it's going down to like 7° tonight
ahhhh yes.....didn't realise we lived in the fucking south pole
>>60057333
Nexus 5
sex with girls in their bum
>>60057333
this >>60057352, its still working like day 1 after 2 years
>>60057333
Nexus 5 cause it's a good phone
>>60057360
my nig
>>60057330
remember when I was younger bought empire total war from gamestop and was so pissed, couldn't even play it because my internet was so shit for about a year or two after I bought it, fucking steam shit needed to download that and a massive patch to play it, could have gotten it from piratebay for free, even if the bought version has a cd couldnt even launch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Cr7cAdxhs
>Leftists are attacking minorities now
We've come full circle lads.
>>60057325
Norgetråden got it
>>60057370
too bad the oneplus two was shit
>>60057333
Moto X Play
>>60057196
what changed
>>60057333
iPhone 5s
>>60057333
>Samsung S6 edge
>>60057403
never getting a phone this big again 2bh 5" tops
>>60057415
everything
update
>>60057272
Ghastly
I suspect with proper hair she'd be p hot desu
Are there are any British smartphone brands? Sick of propping up other economies
>Brexiters are plotting a first-strike leadership coup amid fears the PM will wreak revenge on THEM.
>At least 30 MPs are plotting to force a no-confidence vote after the campaign is over — with some even predicting a general election by the autumn.
>Mr Cameron publicly insists the party will reunite after June 23 but one minister warned: “There will be a bloodbath when this is all over.
>Senior Tories were incensed last week after Mr Cameron suggested it would be immoral to vote “leave”.
>It was seen as the “tipping point” for Eurosceptics who have warned of a campaign of disobedience.
>Andrew Bridgen, who chairs the Regulatory Reform Committee in the Commons, believes Mr Cameron is “finished” as party leader — even if he wins the referendum
>He said: “He has infuriated colleagues so much with Project Fear that he will almost certainly face a vote of no confidence.
>“Whatever the result, I believe his position will be untenable.
>>60057380
Rorke.
>>60057467
Wileyfox
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
>>60057415
Gives you a retardedly large amount of flags
>>60057155
>>60057380
Looks like they were going after a drumpf brownshirt
>>60057467
The Tories killed all British manufacturing.
>>60057474
dave will absolutely smash those runts
>>60057333
None
but hoping to buy something that can do vulkan, run android n, and has hardware assisted aes soon tbf
>>60057467
>>60057481
>British """"""engineering""""""
>>60057474
>Labour a fucking shambles
>Lib Dems non-existent
>UKIP a joke
>SNP don't count
this is not the time to tear up the only functioning party in westminster, fucking tories putting tempter tantrums before keeping shit together
>>60057333
Ifone 5
I never use it for calls I just use it to fap
>>60057504
What's this?
Why are Scots such lefties while the rest of teh British Isles are fairly conservative?
>>60057533
late lunch
>>60057542
>UKIP a joke
Appeal to the stone heh
>>60057474
Further proof that Labour are the competent party
Watching the Chase
I get the appeal, but it's a bit wank innit
>>60057333
iphone 6
ain't worried about it
I really think about this every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the want to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of it's day did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. Hate it. My life is giving out.
>>60057553
it's a map of EEZs with the respective flags overlayed on each area
>>60057615
based governess
>>60057615
But le funny Bradley reaction images!!!
>>60057553
EEZ
hey thailad do somemore kev prank calls
>>60057585
i'd be a leftie if i was dependent on other people's money
>>60057585
Because for years they've been getting more government money per head than the rest of the country, funded entirely by the English of course, so they're used to big daddy government giving them shit
Francie Brady here, the Butcher Boy!
Just back from The Garage, ladies. Feeling great after showing those bony-arsed Bog Men how to talk like Al Capone.
AND SURE WASN'T IT THE HOLY MOTHER HERSELF WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN TO TELL ME YOU'RE A GROUP OF LITTLE PIGGIES LADIES? THAT'S RIGHT, PIGS. OINK OINK OINK, THE HOLY MOTHER SAID YOU GO. THAT'S RIGHT, OINK OINK OINK YA GO!
Now me and my best friend Joe are heading down to the Nugent house. Blood brothers, so we are. Aul Mrs. Nugent doesn't know that she's a pig herself and sure where does a pig live but a pig sty, ladies? The Holy Mother says we have to show her how to live like one.
You know what pigs eat, ladies? THAT'S RIGHT, THEY EAT FILTH. HUMAN REMAINS, LADIES! YA WOULDN'T BE VOLUNTEERING TO JOIN ME AND JOE DOWN THERE TO HELP ME SHOW AUL MRS. NUGENT HOW TO EAT LIKE HER FELLOW FARMYARD ANIMALS WOULD YA?
Ah sure, I'm only codding ladies. Have a BEAAAAUUUTIFUL day!
Anyway, ttyl, Francie Brady the Butcher Boy signing out.
>>60057640
http://thailad.zz.mu/kevboard
>>60057653
>>60057679
>>60057698
Need to prank call Thailads work with it lol
any of you lads want to have a go with me sis?
Just found out I'm a bastard from my 'mum'
How do I bring this up with my Dad
>>60057679
how does thailad even make the calls is there a website for free calls
>Bradley posting? Why my dear, I would never partake in such immature tomfoolery
Business idea: buss at my enemies
>>60057757
What's that guy doing with that machine gun?
>>60057615
it's good tho
Going to the park to play my 3DS
>>60057806
cyaa later louis
ahh yes
taking the gf out to lunch. how does she look?
my gf
>>60057840
it's just a prank bro
>>60057786
Not technically a "machine gun" in that it's not technically automatic. Though even if it was, you can still get those with some paperwork. They're pre-ban, they've been around since ww2.
Thats a modern production crank operated variant though. Spin that handle on the right and it fires as the gear inside ticks over.
>>60057875
I see what they mean when they say she looks like a pig
>>60057875
Is that the pig you're having for lunch?
>>60057840
what did he do
>>60057875
like a lesbian
>>60057752
Skype
>>60057851
wat is this
>>60057851
how is the area so empty
Back from work, lads.
Time to drink heavily.
You lot do anything interesting while I was out?
>>60057921
she's bi actually like myself :)
>>60057752
There's these things called phones and also this thing that money which some people have
>>60057948
had a wank and some pot noodle
>>60057886
huh kind of like a gatling gun? never seen one before tbf
and doesn't the ban on fully autos grandfather in every gun pre 1986?
Are you lads ready for the race war?
I know I am
>>60057917
what do you think you thick mong
Watching a tv show about a certain Japanese light music club lads
>>60058030
well its not wide enough for a car
>>60057840
>5'5 nigger manlet is angry at the world
Makes sense
Going outside lads
Wish me luck
>>60057696
>4 flags
ridiculous update
>>60057751
Please respond
>>60058058
put his arms out and through through pretending he was an aeroplane
hello thailad x
>they lose the last round
>they take all their accumulated money and the contestants leave with nothing
WHAT THE FUCK!?
>>60057875
Damn she is gorgeous
Pig nose is my fetish
how many have you mastered?
>>60058071
yeah not sure how much i like this
>>60057971
Just had and idea for a surreal advertising campaign aimed at drug using students that assures the audience that pot noodles contain absolutely no dog meat.
"Not poodle".
>>60058105
isn't that just a slightly tweaked version of the Roman virtues?
>>60058080
>through through
retard
>>60058109
Playing Rome Total War desu
Has stood the test of time very well
>>60058105
12
>>60058071
what flags are they
>>60058071
already told you idiot
>>60058108
theyre adding an update to include the original format as an option
how do i update my flags so i can see the new flags
been cucked lads
>>60058108
PK is working on a filter setting so that you can limit the number of flags displayed on each post
>>60058144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IU7ia0XIGg&list=PLA50D9B7B8CFA6576
played shogun 1 the otherday, brings back memories
doxed literally every one of you twats
>>60057983
The guns are legal, the transfers require paperwork iirc.
My understanding is basically if you had it, you could keep it. But if you wanted to buy or sell it you needed some paperwork. Don't hold me too that though, that's my buddy's. My funs are laying out on the ground in that one with no paperwork required.
I haven't seen one in person outside of that one 2bh but it's pretty fun to shoot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ_OGI6TPXQ
>>60058166
>>60058191
ok that sounds better
>>60058181
go on greasemonkey/tampermonkey options and find an update button
>>60058191
why does he keep killing other players though
there is literally nothing wrong with being a cuckold
PK is a good lad but I think he has genuine autism
>>60058221
Me in the middle
>Unironically installing a flag botnet
guess where I am lads haha
>>60058276
Turkey
>>60058261
that's so joke lmao
>>60058276
another shitty island where the sun doesn't shine haha
>>60057351
nostalgia
>>60058276
Rotterdam?
>>60058261
this 2bh
>>60058276
bender island
>>60058276
tunisia
>>60058276
Morocco?
This general is fucking awful. It's just a collecion of inane posts where everyone tries to gather as many replies as possible. There is no discussion, no culture, nothing.
Inb4 le funny hat reply meme
>>60058276
Morocco
>>60058221
Why is our island so beautiful? Is it because God is an Englishman?
>>60058348
Well how can we fix it?
wot
@60058348
you're not even worth one of my fedora images you pathetic bacterium
>>60058348
> There is no discussion
Sometimes Rorke gets upset and talks to himself for a bit, that's almost discussion
>>60058221
uhm im not in the picture lol
>>60058366
>Why is our island so beautiful
Shame about post-1914 architecture which ruined the entire country
>This general is fucking awful
>It's just a collecion of inane posts where everyone tries to gather as many replies as possible
>There is no discussion, no culture, nothing
>>60058299
>>60058316
>>60058325
>>60058334
>>60058338
>>60058342
>>60058350
VERY good guesses. I'll give you a clue
It is the opposite of the isle of woman.
Does anyone actually like our national anthem?
Personally think it's terrible tbqh. Of all the great pieces of music to come from this nation we present this as a symbol of England.
>>60058419
isle of prosperity and enlightenment?
>>60058419
lake of men
>>60058419
The peninsula of man
>>60057333
Nexus 4. It's dying though. Needs a new battery and usb port. Hopefully the 2016 nexus will be good.
>>60058419
the continent of blokes
>>60058419
isle of genderfluid????
How do I get a rid of black eyes quick? Got two of them
>Does anyone actually like our national anthem?
>Personally think it's terrible tbqh.
>>60058419
the Isle of Mann
right, next question
how do i reset my flags to choose different ones
https://youtu.be/4ZuihDmYEvc
>>60058419
>opposite direction of women
so basically anywhere you go?
>>60058456
Use concealer
Your gf will have some lying around somewhere
Might go down to tesco and get some cider in.
Alright lads I've passed Army selection but I need to choose a job role
Which of these sounds best to you
Royal Engineers - Carpenter
Royal Engineers - Electrician
Royal Armoured Corps - Chemical, nuclear, biological and radiological Tank Crewman
Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers - Armourer (repairing and maintaining weapons)
Household Cavalry - Tank Crewman and Escort to the Queen
Pic related, the Household Cavalry
I got 79 on the aptitude test, where the average is 40 so that's not a problem
>>60058526
>>opposite direction of women
that's not what he said
>>60058506
why hasn't anyone told me the story behind this yet?
i've asked like 3 times
Am I white?
>>60058484
are you using greasemonkey?
>>60058433
>>60058435
>>60058441
>>60058444
>>60058451
Getting closer. How about another clue?
It is an island.
>NN
How did you mess that up?
>>60058432
>symbol of England
It's a symbol of Britain. Nice try, Rasheed.
>>60058565
yeh
>>60058533
>your gf
Don't have one of them lying around anywhere
>>60058566
well everything's an island if you go out far enough 2bh, you could be talking about bloody anywhere
>>60058526
quite poor banter. want to have another shot? I'll pretend I didn't read it
>>60058544
Household Cavalry
>>60058544
I'd go for Household Cavalry myself
>>60058556
>nips
get the janny
*opens /brit/*
hmmm my runt farm seems to be dwindling
*throws in a few rasheed posters*
ah yes, much better.
*closes /brit/*
>>60058544
Armourer sounds fun tbqh, household cavalry would probably be a bit of a bore although escorting Ma'am's a plus. Bear in mind if you pick that at some point you'll be escorting Charles.
fuck everyone in this thread
>>60058544
why have you go so many choices?
>>60058580
>It's a symbol of Britain
And it's not that either.
None of the other nations sing it. They have their own.
Do you think you could actually debate this rather than throwing the "rasheed" memes around, fella?
>>60058544
how about MUHREEENSSS
>>60058544
Electrician is probably the most useful for civilian life. If you do well, they might even pay for you to get an electrical engineering degree.
Depending on what you are doing, the armoured corps job could get you a civilian job in waste management/environmental engineering.
>>60058591
User script commands -> Extra flag setup and it should prompt you to select your region. It should have automatically asked you for your region iirc.
test
>>60058554
GET FUCKED LYNN GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>60058554
>story
It's a pretty standard exchange between a NEET and the boomers who dragged him into existence and then complained when he didn't live up to their expectations.
>>60058556
>Blonde Hair - Check
>Light eyes - Nah
>Light skin - Nah
>Pink nips - Nah
1/4 on the whiteness checklist. Minimum requirement for membership is 3.
ahh yes
>>60058222
I bet it's a huge headache if any of the guns need any part of the receiver replaced tbqf
>>60058544
nuke tank or household cav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sincerely hope none of you are like this
>>60058703
oh dear
>>60058544
No infantry option?
I was in the army and killing Rasheeds in Iraq and Afghanistan was the best time of my life
>>60058544
>Royal Armoured Corps - Chemical, nuclear, biological and radiological Tank Crewman
Oh sweet moses, please be joking
eBay is literally the best place to buy console games. Cheaper than every other place online (including Amazon) by margins of up to 10 quid. And that's just for Buy It Now listings. If you get lucky with a bid item you can knock off even more.
>>60058703
Major autism that but why are some of the flags on there twice?
>>60058733
>I was in the army and killing Rasheeds in Iraq and Afghanistan was the best time of my life
No you weren't.
>>60058744
>4chan user in charge of nuclear/chemical/biological weaponry
Well, I guess we know how the world ends then.
>>60058744
>>60058789
https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder/role/24/tank-crewman-cbrn
Just had a cheeky look
>>60058674
>None of the other nations sing it. They have their own.
This is more an argument for England having its own specific anthem instead of using the default Brit one which is God Save the Queen.
When they're somewhere in their capacity as Brits, the welsh and the scots will use the national anthem. It's only at sporting events (for example) where they go as representatives of specifically scotland and wales that they'll use the other ones.
Personally I think it could be better but I've not heard anything that could seriously contend.
>>60058703
how do I do this
>>60058544
>not wanting a combat role
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
JOIN THE MUHREEEENS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PUSSSSY
>>60058625
>>60058627
Reasons why?
It's meant to be VERY mentally demanding
Although I do like the idea of living in the middle of Westminster rent free
>>60058655
What do you mean?
>>60058682
Yeah electrician and carpenter seem to be the most 'practical' choices
>>60058744
It's more going into zones with CBRN
was walking around the city today and ran into some hardcore polish handball fans. So I followed them as they walked across the city to the stadium. Even Joined in with the chants once I learned them. Was lots of fun 2bh lads haha I'll probably be on tv in Poland there were camera crews filming us
>>60058686
cant see any setup feature
should women by required to cover up more when they go out?
some of them may as well be naked the way they dress and this is very harmful
Update extra flags again
More options available including old format
i liek franc do u like
france
>>60058855
>What do you mean?
did you select all those options? or did they recommend them?
>>60058754
want those strong legs around my neck
>>60058811
god save the queen isn't the british national anthem. there is no UK or british national anthem but the closest thing would be rule britannia or jerusalem
less skinny bitches, more meaty girls
>>60058855
>Reasons why?
For the prestige la'
And imagine the knickers you'll wet when the birds see you ride by in full parade regalia atop your warhorse
>>60058909
wew
test
>>60058915
Well my initial choices were a little different but since I got so high on the aptitude test they recommended some more technical trades to me
>england = britain except when we're insulting the scots
why do you do this
>>60058855
I wouldn't do carpentry.
Way lower career ceiling than engineering/chemistry
>>60058861
cool
my boyfriend is in the american army
am i a traitor to my country now
>>60058963
Tyrone
had another look at my back acne
fucking hell it's gotten bad. need to go to my GP about this
>>60058811
>Land of Hope & Glory
>Jerusalem
Either of these are infinitely better than GSTQ. At least there's a tune that sends shivers down your spine and lyrics that celebrate the nation
>Update extra flags again
>
>More options available including old format
>>60059007
why is it half 5 on this clock
![walter-rawlings-life-guard-one-of-the-household-cavalry-regiments-on-sentry-duty-london-england-united-kingdom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3T0GhfJ.jpg "walter-rawlings-life-guard-one-of-the-household-cavalry-regiments-on-sentry-duty-london-england-united-kingdom[1].jpg")
>>60058971
Apparently it's common for women to drop their numbers into your jackboots while you're on guard
>>60058973
such a strumpet
>>60058947
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Save_the_Queen#Use_in_the_United_Kingdom
>"God Save The Queen" is the national anthem of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Like many aspects of British constitutional life, its official status derives from custom and use, not from Royal Proclamation or Act of Parliament.
If you want to quibble about technicalities like it being for the UK and not Britain or it not being officially official then yeah there's not much I can say.
420 blaze it
>>60057178
ahh yes
>>60058709
Probably depends on the part
A lot of rifles are extremely similar between SA and FA variants, most of the internals are going to be very similar if not identical. People have taken standard production SA AR-15's and converted them to FA with some cut up scrap metal and hand tools. But lets say that m1919 was an original FA machine gun and something broke in the receiver you might be in some shit. Think that's part of the reason he went with the crankfire semi auto version, potential for a major hassle of the FA breaks. He's got the money and I doubt he'd have an issue with the paperwork as long as it's legal in VA. Dude has a walk in gun vault in his basement with a bunch of SBR's and suppressed weapons and shit like that. Got the paperwork pinned up on the pegboard walls right next to the items it applies to.
>>60059059
that's when people get home from work
>>60058987
What's the aptitude test like?
>>60059089
hahahahahahahahahaaha runt
>>60059062
go household, at least you might get combat
>>60059090
gook
PERCOCET !!!
>>60058868
Can you get to this menu?
>>60059124
rude m8, just rude
>>60059096
i don't see why that matters
>>60059062
Should be all the motivation you need right there
>>60059056
Land of Hope & Glory is a good one, Jerusalem is too specific about England considering it has to be for all of Britain and the UK and potentially places in the Commonwealth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGJZSDBIo08
ahhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>60058996
Is being an electrician hard?
I know hardly anything about it, except I built my computer
>>60059112
Pretty easy
Has to be completed FAST and accurately for a good score
>>60059112
They release hundreds of large frogs into a dark sealed room full of obstacles.
You have to catch as many as you can in 12 minutes, and put them in a large bucket.
Any frogs that escape from the bucket count against your total.
