FOY edition
cara
libruhls should die
imgur.com/a/7U5I8
>>60028048
WEW
>>>jew
with science it's possible
>>60028057
I used vibrators on my dick, I don't think it's too different.
>>60028105
>Uploaded 4 months ago
what the fuck
>>60028050
me on the right
Finally playing fallout 4
bit meh 2bh
Desperately wish I had been in an office overlooking Manhattan in the North Tower of the World Trade Center complex with my bollocks stuffed through an opening in the window situated at the exact point of impact of the nose cone of American Airlines Flight 11 at 8:46 am on September 11 2001.
Not all men get to die happy I guess.
*comes in with 8 full Tesco bags for life*
ahh im back lads ive got the grocer--wocer--wooaaaAAAHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!! *trips over a quran* WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! *topples from the weight of the bags* GERONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIMOWOWOWOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *does 3 somersaults, groceries flying everywhere* HHHHHHHWOOOORRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHNNCVKVV!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on my feet* *notices a muffled "POP"* *looks down* HAHA UH OH *camera pans down to show ive just landed on your bollocks* aha did i do that?? *faces camera, winks and shrugs*
>>60028023
Are there any more pics of this 'ballbag' posting?
right laugh that lot
>>60028181
It wasn't funny the first time you posted it
>>60028009
I mean at least you have something going in your favor soon.
>>60028099
>>60028068
Into the fucking trash bin it goes. At least get yourself a European qt.
How many screen do you have in your room?
me:
>laptop screen
>2 tvs
>ipad
>iphone
>>60028105
forgot about this
all I want is a qt girl I can lick out for hours
I just remembered I once watched a whole 4 hour speedrun of Paper Mario all at once
My dad caught me trying to microwave my ballbag just now. I explained what I was doing and he walked away without a word. I walked past his room and I could hear him crying
Am running out of hospitals I can go to and still fool them my bollock injuries are accidental. Have been driving 100+ miles on the motorway with busted bollocks just to get them stitched up. I need to fucking stop, have started to just sear the wounds closed with a soldering iron but then I have to be on antibiotics constant
>>60028181
I love this slapstick gimmick
THICCER
http://i.imgur.com/fdPjKmt.webp
>>60028224
how many lonely virgins in your room?
one
>>60028224
>1 old school tv
>1 flat screen tv
>2 laptops
>1 desktop computer
>2 gameboys
>10 Tiger Games
Dad found my notebook full of schematics for bollock-busting contraptions
He's taken it from me and I don't know where he put it
I tried asking him about it politely but he just told me to go back to my room. His face seemed really red and puffy; I think he's been drinking too
Pretty pissed because I was planning on sticking my bollocks in my double dumbbell pendulum contraption tonight, but I'm not sure if I can build it from memory.
At least I still have that hammer I hid under the bed
Mum asked what that smell was when I went down to the kitchen, I think she knows my ballbag's gone necrotic
>>60028229
Something about eating a girl out just turns me on like there's no tomorrow. Anyone else?
>>60028224
>1 laptop
>1 door
am japanese btw
>>60028257
has science gone too far?
Booked a one-way ticket to Pamplona for this summer.
Going to participate in the Running of the Bulls wearing only this little number: http://i.imgur.com/PTRoTYB.jpg
Hopefully the ol' goolies will get gored six ways from Sunday.
Already trembling at the thought of my martyred marbles being crushed and smeared down a cobbled street.
After much sneaking around and greasing palms I have finally gotten my hands upon the last surviving traces of TGN-1412, famous for its use in the 2006 'elephant man trials'
After I have finished my ploughman's sandwich I will administer the first dose, straight into my ballbag
Interested to see what happens
>girl I fancy is currently in one of those swimming pool raves in budapest, no doubt gonna get smashed by some alpha male
Fantasising about maisie hooking me right in the vas deferens with the pointed toe of those heels, instantly rendering me sterile then skewering both my bollocks on the stiletto heel
Then her putting a pair of boots on and jumping off a step ladder onto what's left of my ballbag and squishing all my tubes
Lads I remember the Japanese Embassy or something like that annually holding a comic competition in the UK. I can no longer find it, can you help me out?
ballbusting is not funny or witty whatsoever
fuck off
>>60028299
had a gf once who used to let me go down on her all evening. she was shaking all over like an electric chair by the end of it.
I came several times during the night myself just by eating her out
never met a girl like her since, a lot of them are like "it's not my thing" or "put it inside me now"
*You enter your £1 to play*
*my ballbag comes down*
anyone remember this gimmick
What are you drinking tonight lads? pic related
gonna go subway for bant
COME ON REAL MADRID!!!
do girls irl all have bald fannies
>>60028416
h-how did you doxx me?
*submerges ballbag in a bath of hydrochloric acid and bursts a vein in my eyeballs trying not to screech with pain*
missus just got kidnapped in northern central africa lads
>tfw Chad steals ur gf
>>60028127
>imgur.com/a/7U5I8
What's 'wtf' about it?
>>60028430
>>60028439
fuck off
>>>/sp/
>>60028469
feels like it happened barely a month ago
>>60028399
I'm a champ at these. Never lose.
>>60028430
>>60028299
make a tinder profile with this as your title
see what happens
I don't have the flegs botnet installed.
Who still posts here (Cornwall, Belfast, etc)
>>60028398
FONTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>60028439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjbRJfKbTK4
At first glance it appears that the heaviest, final finger only lands on a rubber mat. However, if you look closely before the impact you will see my exposed, pathetic gonads poking out of the matting. The feeling of a 300kg weight slamming into my exposed ballsack, instantly being turned into mush at the hands of the strongest, most virile man on earth was exquisite
Who /radical/ here?
>go to /p/
>see amazing photos
>get amazingly jealous
>leave /p/
>>60028550
Radical centrist tbu
>>60028550
Varoufucker doesn't care about Britain. Brexit would be bad for Greece so he doesn't want us to leave
listening to sardonic melodies
>>60028550
what did he mean by this?
>>60028439
NO GO ATLETICO
>>60028446
I ALWAYS (literally always) wonder this when I meet a girl
>>60028593
post link
Completely lol when I see Raheem Sterling playing. My gf went to school with him and tutored him every night. Apparently he's thick as shit and never learned anything she taught him.
>wanfran
>>60028416
/brit/ meet up 2016?
>>60028550
>Why yes I am a radical remainer
>It's like being a normal remainer but I also wear a fedora
who /radicalcentrist/ here?
>>60028446
most of them have a thin layer of razor-sharp hair, it looks and feels threatening. I ate out a girl once and when I finished my face was clean shaven
Do you guys ACTUALLY believe the political opinions you espouse? Like, do you GENUINELY believe all of that shit? I thought it was always just banter, a joke that you guys were always contrarian and adhering to the most objectively wrong views.
DID
THE
MAN
KICK
THE
BALL
???
>>60028633
>My gf went to school with him and tutored him every night
>>60028670
>>60028398
Yea, I really don't know how to word it. It's almost like you'e kind of making out or something but it's just so much more sensual and erotic. Fuck, I'm pretty desperate at this point I might just try to find some grill from tinder that would just let me eat her out
god I get so jealous on /p/
wish I was able to be like them
literally every spanish fan is good looking.
wish i was spanish
>>60028660
LEterally me senpai XD
>>60028633
>Copland Community School is a multi-cultural secondary school for boys and girls. 92% of students are of minority ethnic origin
lmao @ ur paki gf
>>60028660
>tfw 0 creativity
im literally incapable of writing a story or something as simple as ballbag posting
>>60028633
I laugh at him because he runs like a t-rex and is a manlet.
>>60028430
Milk, I'm also eating a Yorkie.
>>60028702
what quality of the pictures or quality of the location?
FUCK YOU REAL MADRID
>>60028709
this, men and women are gorgeous
need an atletico gf to console
>>60028670
Somewhat. Is there anything specific you're referring to? This isn't /pol/, so you might just be a butthurt shitskin
Basque/catalan independence when???
>Our system thinks your post is spam
reee, fuck off gook moot
>>60028633
Sounds like she got Blacked desu
>>60028670
Which views are objectively wrong m8?
gf just sent me this.
well done Real Madrid
>>60028430
just cinished a bottle of prosecco and some gin and some campari
now drinking white wine
lab-con policy idea: tax the bankers bonuses at 100% and use the revenue to give a huge tax cut to financial services
daily reminder real madrid are solely responsible for spanish poverty
haunt me haunt me haunt me uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Hate real Madrid
Disgusting facists team
>>60028700
I always think of it as licking the icing/cream of a cake or forming the alphabet with your tongue while licking their clit
when they really get into it, squirming and moaning, grabbing your head and wrapping their legs around your neck really turns me on
tony blair
>>60028791
PIRATAS
>>60028829
why do poltards think globalism is a left wing ideal when it's a creation of the free market?
>>60028829
pure cringe 2bh
>>60028829
FUCK OFF
>>60028864
More like Tory Bliar, lmao
>>60028870
put your bum away you fucking slag
hahahahahahahaha lads look at this
>>60028864
A fine man
>>60028759
the photos
>>60028829
>gets elected
>nothing big really changes
>doesn't keep many or any of his promises
weird seeing all these naive kiddies
>>60028870
Source
>>60028905
*posts on facebook*
hahahahaha! meme!
>>60028864
Best PM this country has ever had desu
Una vela
who /radicalfeminist/ here?
>>60028871
strongly considering hooking up with another lad
keep getting homosexual urges
always considered myself straight but now I'm having doubts
I still find women attractive and get turned on by them
>>60028905
>tfw I can remember unironic rage comics
Anyone else /memeveteran/?
Who's currently engaged in /destroyingyourballbag/ here?
>>60028905
>on weed
this phrase does my nut in far more than it should
do i eat the leftovers from my takeaway earlier or go and do some anal masturbation
pros/cons
- might not finish all my leftovers, still quite full
- it's late, feel a bit tired so might not enjoy the masturbation as much
- housemates out, can be as loud as i want
- have to douche because i've eaten quite a lot today and want to be clean
>>60028946
post feet
>>60028864
>>60028892
>>60028906
>>60028936
>The Chilcot Report is going to recommend Blair be convicted for war crimes
Tick tock lads. Tick tock.
who here /radical pessimist/
>>60028973
Bum yourself and take pics
>>60028927
http://vsco.co/kllymllr/grid/1
my heart
>>60028870
Me, going for a swim off camera.
>>60029009
can actually bum myself 2bh, have to keep a semi and i can get most of my dick in
i like to put a vibrator in my arse at the same time and hold on against my head until i cum
>>60028971
post ballbag
>>60028963
>>60028973
you two should do sex
>>60029003
It literally isn't though
>>60028944
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJ
PIRATA
>>60028964
who /2009failblog/ here?
>>60028971
mind giving us a sneak peek mate?
>>60029034
wew lad
>Why yes I AM a radical centrist.
>Do you know that social or political issue, have you ever thought the MIDDLE GROUND might be the best solution?
>>60029040
>>60029003
>Blair committed War crimes
biggest meme going. Literally nothing blair did can be legally viewed as war crimes.
Just saw those French kids and German football players struck by lightening today.
That's meant to be really rare. What if it's the first of more? Like if lightening declared war on us and is trying to kill us?
Thoughts?
mum just snapped this picture of me posting on /brit/ haha
>>60029076
yeah only found out i could do it recently, weird feeling your dick going into something and feeling a dick going into you at the same time
the best part is letting the cum dribble out afterwards
>>60029083
fuck off reddit. you have no idea what centrism means
but go ahead, quote my post and post a fedora image, goes to show how much of a faggot you are
>>60029096
can't wait until my uni disaffiliates desu
referendum in june
>>60029096
hate niggers
>>60029096
What a reasonable proposal. Let's replace them with bull breeding grounds
>>60029094
pics?
>>60028973
I honestly never knew Britain had so many degenerate faggots. It's almost like I'm San Fagcisco where obnoxious faggots are consistently make posts like these
>>60029096
I love how they're pretending they are a real government
>Buy a book
>UK£7.99
>CAN$17.99
CANADIAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
mum asked me why i kept sniffing when i was on skype with the 'rents
reckon she thinks i'm a huge degenerate which is true
>go ahead, quote my post and post a fedora image
>>60029168
Are you a girl
do you support these teams?
>>60029157
jog on mate or i'll nut you
>>60029203
if you want me to be
>fuck off reddit. you have no idea what centrism means
>but go ahead, quote my post and post a fedora image, goes to show how much of a faggot you are
>>60028699
Hello retard.
>>60028771
White British actually, keep on being a retard.
>>60028799
Views on:
>Race
>Religion
>Climate change
>Wealth
>BREXIT
>Culture
>Ad Infinitum
>>60029213
Thanks.
>>60029213
how erotic
do you have shaved legs
>>60029237
no worries
>>60029240
no, au naturel innit
some cuck porn is unironically hot tbH
>>60029016
It somehow feels less valuable if she's just posting it anywhere desu
fuck it im asking this girl out tomoro
Just voted leave lads
>>60029204
Rorke
>>60029204
yes all of them
>>60028670
lost on your way to reddit lad?
life would be so much easier if i lived in my minecraft world desu
>>60029270
Ever had a gf before?
>>60029294
fuck off square
Fucking hell Alien 3 is terrible
>>60029266
>>60028729
>bernie
>centrist
Jim Webb
england is too big
Did he do anything wrong?
>>60029303
nah
>tfw it takes literal days to get a reply on one of the 'hobby' boards
think I'm taking /brit/ speed for granted
did some hedge trimming today. Absolutely the worst job I have ever attempted. Got cramp in my hand and shoulders from the weight of the hedgetrimmer.
>>60029228
give us your views then m8
>>60028870
love seeing girls get nude in nature
>>60029273
my postal vote came today, think i'm gonna vote remain 2bh
>>60029228
/brit/'s broad opinion on
>Race
>Being a cuck
>Religion
/brit/'s pretty atheist desu
>Climate change
Never been brought up desu
>Wealth
What about it?
>BREXIT
>Being a cuck remainer
>Culture
>Actual Rasheed
>Ad Infinitum
What else?
>>60029327
for you
Doing a vote
>>60029092
rasheed
>>60029228
>Views on:
>Race
>Religion
>Climate change
>Wealth
>BREXIT
>Culture
>Ad Infinitum
go on then mate, shares your views
>>60029346
>yank """""slags""""""
are they even trying
Jez we can
>>60029346
1,4,2,3
after much deliberation, i have decided to LEGALLY purchase the witcher 3
(note, something in this post is a lie)
>>60029372
good lad
>>60029331
Bantz
>>60029357
Mine was a postal vote la'
Dunno why you'd go down to the local primary or whatever when you can get it posted
Vote leave desu, be proper funny if we bailed
literally me
can i vote twice if i'm registered at 2 addresses or is that electoral fraud
>>60029406
>pirating games
way too difficult and annoying
>>60029372
>>60029424
please be in london
>>60029034
Gifted lad
How long is your schlong lad
>>60029425
is that what an arse looks like?
>>60029369
so called "better together" or as say "bitter"
actually going subway now
what do you lads want?
Finally fixed the bike.
Truly God's vehicle.
wanna hear you lads views on ad infinitum
Theory: Bremain arrogant students wont be arsed to go out and vote and Brexit will win because everyone who is pro Brexit will vote.
>>60029204
>Halal
>racist
>>60029403
Are you off your rocker m8?
>>60029346
4, 3, 2, 1
>>60029429
yeah should be fine
>>60029372
this isn't a joke lad
>>60029401
A fine working class man, can't wait for him to thrash the tory toffs in 2020
gf broke up with me lads
>>60029474
literally this
everyones so convinced we'll stay already
>>60029453
not even that hard if you're used to anal, my dick is 6.5 inches
don't think size is much of an issue, more keeping the right kind of semi and getting the position right
>>60029372
Pineal gland status:
Fully calcified
>>60029478
I like big girls
>>60029424
Morag
>>60029429
Rasheed
family are watching Peter Kay
when does he say "garlic bread"?
>>60029469
I guess impotency isn't a big issue for /brit/posters
>>60029372
good lad desu
>>60029440
edinburgh
>>60029466
spicy italian on hearty italian bread, footlong
yes cheese and toasted
lettuce cucumber and onions please
ketchup please
yes thats fine
cup please
(i'll) pay by card
thanks
>>60029289
No, I'm lost on my way to find any decent website. Actually, bad websites even, so long as it's not as shit as this place.
>>60029342
Ones that adhere to reality, such as all races being born equal.
>>60029366
>using "cuck" and "Rasheed"
Immediately discarded.
>>60029396
The exact opposite of the views generally held by this sites users.
*fucks your ass*
>>60029498
cannot believe you're actually this delusional
haha I'm crushingly alone
might pop down to the local shop and buy some ben and jerry's ice cream to eat the pain away
>>60029581
get haagan dasz you bell
>>60029533
about every 20 seconds
>>60029510
Yes lad, I'm 6.5 as well
How much of your dick can you get in? What position are you in when you do it?
>>60029549
>The exact opposite of the views generally held by this sites users.
fill out the list you posted then?
>>60029534
Already spread my seed far and wide. About time that something stops me.
>Ones that adhere to reality, such as all races being born equal.
Did a better vote lads
>>60029526
forgot her
>>60029603
FONT
>>60029609
Rasheed
>all races being born equal.
>>60029609
you're cute
>>60029609
Rasheed
>>60029609
Oh God, these fuckers are actually voting. PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY VOTING BASED ON MEMES.
Fucking hell...
>>60029609
me in the middle ^^
And now for the tower hamlets results
We had a turn out of 132%
>>60029609
tip top lad
>>60029549
jesus Christ m8 this b8 post is post post ironic
