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>>60026041
good
tights.
a post
>>60026009
cocked that up a bit didn't you
>>60026050
it's called soccer nerd
alri
>>60026009
I WAS JUST CREATING A GOOD THREAD USING THIS IMAGE
alri'?
>>60026066
that's good :)
Repooal poodrid
>>60026084
>>60026094
no not at all
>Overwatch servers only have a 20hz tick rate
Glad I didn't purchase this """"""""""game""""""""
kpop desu lads
Oi
Need a slag to come around and suck me off.
>>60026097
soccer? but i hardly know'er!
>gayel shittywankpoodrid
>>60026009
kek
>crapiano crapaldo
>>60026084
L E G S
E
G
S
Turns out it was actually us who wuz kingz after all lads
>>60026130
>knowing what tick rate is
fuck off nerd
>>60026119
yes you did you dumb cunt. you didn't format it correctly at all
This triggers the yank.
got a boner
seeing if sargon of cuckad has a new video out
he does not
>>60026130
isn't most of that games processing clientbased?
>>60026130
Really don't understand the thrill of mobas
>>60026147
good 1
Should I join the army lads?
>>60026031
common guys i got first it should count for something right?
>you will never drive down the touge attacking corners at full speed
>>60026200
the polish one or the english one?
why does South Korea hate Japan?
>>60026136
good post
>>60026178
ermm i copied and pasted it, cry more faggot lol
CAUSE JESUS HE KNOWS ME
AND HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO JESUS ALL MY LIFE
OH YES HE KNOWS ME
AND HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT
WELL HE'S BEEN TELLING ME
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
Currently playing the first Uncharted.
Honestly one of the worst games I've ever played.
Can't fathom the reason people enjoy these games.
>>60026009
>Gas yourself
>Stealing /cum/ memes
New low lads.
Paper walls are paper thin
Business idea: A group of fit girls tie me up then take turns pissing on me
remember only skinhead EDL retards are anti-refguee
>>60026241
>knowing thats a /cum/ meme
>impyling its a /cum/ meme
FOY
Football is a game where 22 min kick the ball around for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win
lads
>>60026031
dont ignore me you anglo shits
>>60026207
the AE86 is a meme car
might as well get the AE88 and just mod it
>>60026241
That's not a /cum/ meme you delusional melt lmfao
>>60026241
you stole that from us shitlord
>>60026214
japan occupied them and use them as prostitutes
>You will never NIGHT OF FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
>>60026283
why are you in sweden
>>60026241
>chinese columbiDUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heiGhbKaq0o
>going to day festival
>been a twat and booked a contact lens aftercare appointment for the morning after (1045)
not looking forward to them shining a bright fucking light in my eyes lads
>>60026256
god I fucking hate you tim
>>60026031
can you not see my post???????
Dunno what's wrong with my dryer lads.
It's not drying shit anymore, I open the door and it's full of steam and water comes out the door.
Why are nordic posters so desperate for our attention?
>>60026050
>>60026147
>>60026241
>>60026314
oh my god just SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>60026084
>>60026360
3 me
>>60026314
>Nova Irrelevant
>>60026350
They miss raping your women but their modern feminist ways won't allow that anymore so they try to engage you in conversation instead.
>>60026360
FOY
>>60026031
i will get a (You)
>>60026364
that's a mighty jaw
>>60026369
dumb frogposter
>>60026009
Kek, I refreshed the catalog after 3 minutes of not doing it and I saw pic related, they were right next to each other and I thought at first that 4chan added a new sticky
>>60026009
stole my gimmick 2bh
doing some H-3-Na Boriumdiazepine
>>60026376
>FOY
>implying Canadians aren't an extension of yanks
>>60026364
good lad
@60026387
2 - 0
>>60026407
We're not fat or republican enough.
>>60026216
I'm so fucking mad. you're an ugly little cunt mate and if I ever see you I'll slit your throat wide open yeah?
>>60026420
FOY
>>60026241
/brit/ stole it from /eire/ like all the good gimmicks/memes
>>60026031
alri if thats how u wanna play it then fuck it
>>60026397
Gas the kikes race war now
>>60026395
>>60026422
Fuck off we're full
Need another sci-fi film similar to this one to watch after this one is done
(currently watching oblivion)
>>60026422
yeah, you can be an IT if you believe
>>60026439
did /eire/ come back? I haven't posted here in like 6 months
>>60026438
Proto-yank
rolling a cheeky spliff
race race now
my moneys on the blacks
do benders get arse fetishes the way straight lads do? the male behind is not attractive
>>60026501
Chappie
Elysium
Any of you lads like the Alien films? just finished Aliens, these films are even better than I remember them being as a kid
>mfw Ripley fights the queen in the mecha
about to start 3 and 4 now desu never seen them
really makes u tihnk xx
*pins you down and sucks on your cock*
>>60026542
giving chappie a download, seen the other
cheers lad
>>60026535
>the male behind is not attractive
Do we have any JFs in the thread tonight? If so, please give me a (You). Pakis I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking Paki...Arab stole my dubs, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and Pakis ITT are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the thread, leave our board. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the thread or in the board. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Nigel Farage. Nigel’s our man. I think Nige’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop /brit/ from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the Pakis out. Get the coons out. Keep /brit/ white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking Pakis, man. Fucking Saudis taking over 4chan. Bastard Pakis. /brit/ is becoming overcrowded and Farage will stop it and send them all back. The black pakis and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is /brit/, this is a white thread, we don't want any black Pakis and JFs posting here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. /brit/ is for white people, man. We are a white thread. I don't want fucking JFs shitposting next to me with their standards. This is /brit/, a white thread, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Nigel Farage, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Nigel, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Nigel, support him, he's on our side. Nigel for Prime Minister! Throw the JFs out! Keep /brit/ white!
>pooxtra time
>>60026501
sunshine
>>60026009
What the fuck is with that
>gif
meme
>>60026571
So now lefties DON'T want a trade deal with the US?
I'm really getting lost x
>>60026607
but she is gone
>>60026611
newcunt
spanish unionists on suicide watch
Wait two secs
*sparks this zoot*
Continue
>>60026627
bet her inner thighs taste delicious
>>60026584
was joking about elysium but give it a try anyway
>>60026031
I feel too sorry for you, here you go.
>>60026647
Wtf is a Spanish unionist
>>60026535
>the male behind is not attractive
easy for you to say. you're straight
wew
I NEED THE DRUG GIVE IT TO ME OR I WILL FEDORA POST
>>60026677
>France becomes landlocked
Noice.
Fucking hate les mis
>>60026687
more lad
want to experience that cracking arse
>>60026677
>implying sardinia is southern italy
>>60026700
RED FUCKING ALERT. PANTIES.
>>60026671
a madrid royalist
accidentally posted in the jap thread because of that prick in the last thread
>>60026700
wew lad
>>60026677
Template?
>>60026717
it's aragon
>Apprentice sandwich artist
>Apprentice warehouse packer
>Apprentice cleaner
"tch... nice strawman... kiddo"
*sharpens katana*
>>60026191
>sargon
Why do you watch him? Most of his videos are shouting/laughing at SJWs
>>60026565
they're both rubbish compared to the original 2
>>60026700
her on the right btw
>>60026741
You know Spain isn't a union right?
>>60026782
>>60026657
not bunned a zoot in ages
loads of my mates at uni have quit because they smoked all the time and needed to, I've never been an every day smoker so I'm not fussed about stopping
bit annoying, most of my mates at home blaze though so probs gonna smoke a fair bit this summer
>>60026782
Me, hiding in the trees.
Just realised the girls in my year that I thought were attractive weren't really
>>60026827
>mom, i did it! i posted a picture of a girl on 4chan!!
>>60026505
theres a few irish posters that are more autistic than anybody I've ever seen on 4chan
they ruin every /eire/ thread so nobody bothers making em anymore
>>60026826
fuck off poleaboo
>fedora cringe.jpg
>>60026797
Spain is a union of Castille and Aragon you fucking bent twat get out my sight
>>60026849
>Just realised the girls in my year that I thought were attractive weren't really
>>60026797
You know Spain doesn't need to be a union for one to not want their country t be split up, right?
Overzealous twat.
>Spain is a union of Castille and Aragon you fucking bent twat get out my sight
Just stuck 28 quid on atletico to lift the trophy @ evens
absolutely knackered but I'm going out in like 15 mins
a good bit of charlie would sort me right out atm
>>60026900
But it's not being a unionist, because there isn't a union
>Sandwich """""artist"""""
This one can't be real
>Spain is a union of Castille and Aragon you fucking bent twat get out my sight
>>60026937
www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?jk=708a4ae011804a30
>>60026919
odd amount to bet 2bh
>>60026937
this is a legitimately funny term
>>60026875
>fuck off poleaboo
*knock* *knock* *knock* *knock*
currently on an apprenticeship as a machine operator artist
*fedora posts*
>>60026927
But it is being a unionist, because you want to keep your country united. Fuck you.
1. It's Now or Never
2. Don't
3. Can't Help Falling In Love
4. King Creole
5. A Little Less Conversation
Most relateable: Girls
>>60026959
Was the remains of my winnings yesterday
28.06 to be specific
What are some good phallic household objects that I could shove up my shitter lads?
just secured my ambient replenishment technician apprenticeship lads
>>60026993
rotate her 180 degrees pls
*quotes your post with an unflattering image of a person wearing a fedora attached*
>>60027046
please kill yourself
please?
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
>>60027046
grandfather clock
>>60027046
Electric toothbrush
>>60027055
don't have that picture, soz la
>>60027046
spaghetti
>>60027046
A cucumber, unironically
>>60027086
Nah
>>60027100
Good shout
>>60027101
That's tiny mate, like 2 fingers width max. I need to be stretched.
>>60027121
Might break
>when a banana is perfectly ripe
>I argue with people on the internet
>Sandwich Artists™ have a positive outlook, thrive in a busy work environment and are keen to learn the art of great sandwich making. You will work well as part of a team, making delicious sandwiches to customer requirements. You will be responsible for serving customers, following health and safety procedures, following all company procedures and keeping the store clean.
Sandwiches Artists are required to be well presented, have good time keeping and willing to be flexible in when they work.
>>60027055
here you go la
>>>/pol/75386560
me irl
>>60027169
stop posting this unfunny ugly twat
brad is shit
>>60026031
>make an appearance in another general
>(You)s flood in every time
>JFs come into /brit/ and aren't acknowledged
Love this tbf
>>60027152
you might cover them with some duct tape, easy to wash and absolutely safe
>>60027184
how's her hair staying like that? fake as fuck
>>60027184
thanks bruv
ah
get that money bitch/
you know who you fucking with/
i can get you fucking hit/
any angle i do not miss/
jpeg is a nationalist, anti right-wing activist, fashion, fascist, you crackas going down/
*stay down*
creeping through the suburbs with my finger on the trigga/
Zoe's out and her gun, we dont aim at no nigga/
oh i do this shit for fun, you fuck with the wrong nigga/
man down, man down, man down, you dead and gone nigga/
im the man hoe, son of sam with tan, understand hoe/
Vince McMan with these bams, whered my fans go/
gave her everything she wanted, i aint wham though/
all i got is me, and sam though
*i dont get it, if anyone without enough melanin says it, its a horrible thing, but when black people say it*
take Miss Laura out the back, make her hot and make her tat/
i can get that pussy wet/
pin that hoe right on the mat and fuck her like im supose ta/
heard she mess with niggers on the low like Ann Coulter/
told ya, told ya, bitch i fucking told ya/
they dont mess with damaged goods, thats why they cuckold her/
bitches be so see-through, thats why niggas dont believe you/
cause all these crackas wanna hear is bla bla bla we're equal/
yeah/
i know that feeling man, tell me whats your masterplan/
you can rat or depend, on these cacks to hold your hand/
or/
you can follow all my actions, and talk to all these crackers with their wheres my money-accents/
tom cruise just blew up the death star
>>60027189
>chicken trump
>Male ASMR
fucking love toasties 2bh
>Back home from uni
>Decide to buy and cook my family to a nice steak dinner as a treat
>Mum kicks up a fuss because her steak wasn't done enough
>Picks at the rest of the meal and then gives the steak to the dogs and goes up to her room
>Sister eats hers and doesn't say thanks
>I finish eating the rest on my own downstairs in front of the football
>Do all the washing up myself
>>60027154
>when its only just lost its last bit of green
>tfw cassie will never love you
Guys. Get some bread, toast it and JUST throw some salad on it. Worth it trust me.
>>60027298
what about your dad?
>>60027298
2bf if you're shit at cooking steak it can be horrible
>>60027189
>Bernie actually thought Trump wanted to debate him
Guys. Get some bread, toast it and JUST throw some beans on it. Worth it trust me.
accidentally sent a message to my sister asking her if she could make an outcall to my house for an hour tomorrow evening
>>60027029
Girls! Goin' swimming
Girls! In bikinis
A walkin' and wigglin' by
Girls! On the beaches
Girls! Oh, what a peaches
So pretty, Lord I could cry!
I'm just a red blooded boy
And I can't stop thinkin' about
Girls!
Pop that pussy for a real nigga
>>60027334
Raised by a single mum desu
>>60027314
>no resistance when you bite through
>>60027334
Don't have one lmao
>>60027344
It was done perfectly, she just likes it with only a tiny bit of pink in the middle but it was rare. Could have put it back on for her lol but she prefers being a victim
>kill la kill finished over 2 years ago
>>60027360
looks nice but i like to add curry ketchup, just a little bit on the side
>>60027364
wat
>>60027349
it's a win win for bernie desu. trump looks like a coward who's denying charity $30m+ and bernie looks confident without even having to do anything
>>60027385
you're an idiot. nobody thinks that
>>60027385
woah... really makes you think
>>60027364
kek
>>60027399
3>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
>>60027385
>I vote democuck cuz they give welfare
>>60027418
NEW KLK SERIES WHEN????
C'MON TRIGGER
dont think the italian knows what hes posting tb h
>>60027383
>Mum's an immature ungrateful bitch
>She's also a slag
Makes sense tbf
>>60027418
meme la meme
>>60027435
Who cares? Bernie already lost. He's an irrelevance
>>60027385
haha great satire
>>60027383
Are you white?
>>60027481
I know too much tbf
really do want to put my penis inside charli
>Get some plant fertiliser for my house plants
>Ingredients: Potassium Nitrate, Urea, Water
That's piss.
>>60027364
what did she reply with
>>60027435
Trump looks, dare I say it, like a massive cuck here.
BERN'D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAaa6SJP1mo
any jungle man in
>>60026009
I made that pic 2bh
>>60027521
Bet he spunked all over those great tits that night
>>60027360
>macbook
>crumbs on the touchpad
>Louis C.(uc)k.
>rap music
>razor
>food
How are you even alive?
>ywn have a saoirse gf
why even live familia
>>60027435
>no more publicity for Bernie
>a good think for him
>>60026009
Well memed
>>60027536
wouldn't touch that paki slut with a ten foot bargepole
what's a good game to legally purchase (note: something in this post is not true, but as i am not specifying what, MI6 cannot prosecute)
>>60027536
join the queue (behind me)
>>60027585
>Ywn have a sershlad bf
>>60027536
nasty paki
>>60027515
Yes
[spoiler]I just want me daddy[/spoiler]
>>60027626
maisiebro would be the superior bf though
you can sit here if you want to, anon
>>60027604
dark souls
Internet gf is being very needy tonight
>>60027661
don't have a controller at the moment, isn't it fucking impossible to play without?
Lids...
>>60027604
stellaris
join the army
>>60027650
maisiebro had inferior taste
sersh is the ultimate celt
maisie is a jumped up council estate slag
doing a tea
