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kick ball klck baLl thats man kick ball right there rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Kick ball
>>60026041
good
tights.
a post
>>60026009
cocked that up a bit didn't you
>>60026050
it's called soccer nerd
alri
>>60026009
I WAS JUST CREATING A GOOD THREAD USING THIS IMAGE
alri'?
>>60026066
that's good :)
Repooal poodrid
>>60026094
no not at all
>Overwatch servers only have a 20hz tick rate
Glad I didn't purchase this """"""""""game""""""""
kpop desu lads
Oi
Need a slag to come around and suck me off.
>>60026097
soccer? but i hardly know'er!
>gayel shittywankpoodrid
>>60026009
kek
>crapiano crapaldo
>>60026084
L E G S
E
G
S
Turns out it was actually us who wuz kingz after all lads
>>60026130
>knowing what tick rate is
fuck off nerd
>>60026119
yes you did you dumb cunt. you didn't format it correctly at all
This triggers the yank.
got a boner
seeing if sargon of cuckad has a new video out
he does not
>>60026130
isn't most of that games processing clientbased?
>>60026130
Really don't understand the thrill of mobas
>>60026147
good 1
Should I join the army lads?
>>60026031
common guys i got first it should count for something right?
>you will never drive down the touge attacking corners at full speed
>>60026200
the polish one or the english one?
why does South Korea hate Japan?
>>60026136
good post
>>60026178
ermm i copied and pasted it, cry more faggot lol
CAUSE JESUS HE KNOWS ME
AND HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO JESUS ALL MY LIFE
OH YES HE KNOWS ME
AND HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT
WELL HE'S BEEN TELLING ME
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
Currently playing the first Uncharted.
Honestly one of the worst games I've ever played.
Can't fathom the reason people enjoy these games.
>>60026009
>Gas yourself
>Stealing /cum/ memes
New low lads.
Paper walls are paper thin
Business idea: A group of fit girls tie me up then take turns pissing on me
remember only skinhead EDL retards are anti-refguee
>>60026241
>knowing thats a /cum/ meme
>impyling its a /cum/ meme
FOY
Football is a game where 22 min kick the ball around for 90 minutes and in the end the Germans win
lads
>>60026031
dont ignore me you anglo shits
>>60026207
the AE86 is a meme car
might as well get the AE88 and just mod it
>>60026241
That's not a /cum/ meme you delusional melt lmfao
>>60026241
you stole that from us shitlord
>>60026214
japan occupied them and use them as prostitutes
>You will never NIGHT OF FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
>>60026283
why are you in sweden
>>60026241
>chinese columbiDUDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heiGhbKaq0o
>going to day festival
>been a twat and booked a contact lens aftercare appointment for the morning after (1045)
not looking forward to them shining a bright fucking light in my eyes lads
>>60026256
god I fucking hate you tim
>>60026031
can you not see my post???????
Dunno what's wrong with my dryer lads.
It's not drying shit anymore, I open the door and it's full of steam and water comes out the door.
Why are nordic posters so desperate for our attention?
>>60026050
>>60026147
>>60026241
>>60026314
oh my god just SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>60026360
3 me
>>60026314
>Nova Irrelevant
>>60026350
They miss raping your women but their modern feminist ways won't allow that anymore so they try to engage you in conversation instead.
>>60026360
FOY
>>60026031
i will get a (You)
>>60026364
that's a mighty jaw
>>60026369
dumb frogposter
>>60026009
Kek, I refreshed the catalog after 3 minutes of not doing it and I saw pic related, they were right next to each other and I thought at first that 4chan added a new sticky
>>60026009
stole my gimmick 2bh
doing some H-3-Na Boriumdiazepine
>>60026376
>FOY
>implying Canadians aren't an extension of yanks
>>60026364
good lad
@60026387
2 - 0
>>60026407
We're not fat or republican enough.
>>60026216
I'm so fucking mad. you're an ugly little cunt mate and if I ever see you I'll slit your throat wide open yeah?
>>60026420
FOY
>>60026241
/brit/ stole it from /eire/ like all the good gimmicks/memes
>>60026031
alri if thats how u wanna play it then fuck it
Gas the kikes race war now
>>60026422
Fuck off we're full
Need another sci-fi film similar to this one to watch after this one is done
(currently watching oblivion)
>>60026422
yeah, you can be an IT if you believe
>>60026439
did /eire/ come back? I haven't posted here in like 6 months
>>60026438
Proto-yank
rolling a cheeky spliff
race race now
my moneys on the blacks
do benders get arse fetishes the way straight lads do? the male behind is not attractive
>>60026501
Chappie
Elysium
Any of you lads like the Alien films? just finished Aliens, these films are even better than I remember them being as a kid
>mfw Ripley fights the queen in the mecha
about to start 3 and 4 now desu never seen them
really makes u tihnk xx
*pins you down and sucks on your cock*
>>60026542
giving chappie a download, seen the other
cheers lad
>>60026535
>the male behind is not attractive
Do we have any JFs in the thread tonight? If so, please give me a (You). Pakis I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking Paki...Arab stole my dubs, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and Pakis ITT are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the thread, leave our board. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the thread or in the board. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Nigel Farage. Nigel’s our man. I think Nige’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop /brit/ from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the Pakis out. Get the coons out. Keep /brit/ white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking Pakis, man. Fucking Saudis taking over 4chan. Bastard Pakis. /brit/ is becoming overcrowded and Farage will stop it and send them all back. The black pakis and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is /brit/, this is a white thread, we don't want any black Pakis and JFs posting here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. /brit/ is for white people, man. We are a white thread. I don't want fucking JFs shitposting next to me with their standards. This is /brit/, a white thread, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Nigel Farage, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Nigel, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Nigel, support him, he's on our side. Nigel for Prime Minister! Throw the JFs out! Keep /brit/ white!
>pooxtra time
>>60026501
sunshine
>>60026009
What the fuck is with that
>gif
meme
>>60026571
So now lefties DON'T want a trade deal with the US?
I'm really getting lost x
>>60026607
but she is gone
>>60026611
newcunt
spanish unionists on suicide watch
Wait two secs
*sparks this zoot*
Continue
>>60026627
bet her inner thighs taste delicious
>>60026584
was joking about elysium but give it a try anyway
>>60026031
I feel too sorry for you, here you go.
>>60026647
Wtf is a Spanish unionist
>>60026535
>the male behind is not attractive
easy for you to say. you're straight
I NEED THE DRUG GIVE IT TO ME OR I WILL FEDORA POST
>>60026677
>France becomes landlocked
Noice.
Fucking hate les mis
>>60026687
more lad
want to experience that cracking arse
>>60026677
>implying sardinia is southern italy
>>60026700
RED FUCKING ALERT. PANTIES.
>>60026671
a madrid royalist
accidentally posted in the jap thread because of that prick in the last thread
>>60026700
wew lad
>>60026677
Template?
>>60026717
it's aragon
>Apprentice sandwich artist
>Apprentice warehouse packer
>Apprentice cleaner
"tch... nice strawman... kiddo"
*sharpens katana*
>>60026191
>sargon
Why do you watch him? Most of his videos are shouting/laughing at SJWs
>>60026565
they're both rubbish compared to the original 2
>>60026700
her on the right btw
>>60026741
You know Spain isn't a union right?
>>60026657
not bunned a zoot in ages
loads of my mates at uni have quit because they smoked all the time and needed to, I've never been an every day smoker so I'm not fussed about stopping
bit annoying, most of my mates at home blaze though so probs gonna smoke a fair bit this summer
>>60026782
Me, hiding in the trees.
Just realised the girls in my year that I thought were attractive weren't really
>>60026827
>mom, i did it! i posted a picture of a girl on 4chan!!
>>60026505
theres a few irish posters that are more autistic than anybody I've ever seen on 4chan
they ruin every /eire/ thread so nobody bothers making em anymore
>>60026826
fuck off poleaboo
>fedora cringe.jpg
>>60026797
Spain is a union of Castille and Aragon you fucking bent twat get out my sight
>>60026849
>Just realised the girls in my year that I thought were attractive weren't really
>>60026797
You know Spain doesn't need to be a union for one to not want their country t be split up, right?
Overzealous twat.
>Spain is a union of Castille and Aragon you fucking bent twat get out my sight
Just stuck 28 quid on atletico to lift the trophy @ evens
absolutely knackered but I'm going out in like 15 mins
a good bit of charlie would sort me right out atm
>>60026900
But it's not being a unionist, because there isn't a union
>Sandwich """""artist"""""
This one can't be real
>Spain is a union of Castille and Aragon you fucking bent twat get out my sight
>>60026937
www.indeed.co.uk/viewjob?jk=708a4ae011804a30
>>60026919
odd amount to bet 2bh
>>60026937
this is a legitimately funny term
>>60026875
>fuck off poleaboo
*knock* *knock* *knock* *knock*
currently on an apprenticeship as a machine operator artist
*fedora posts*
>>60026927
But it is being a unionist, because you want to keep your country united. Fuck you.
1. It's Now or Never
2. Don't
3. Can't Help Falling In Love
4. King Creole
5. A Little Less Conversation
Most relateable: Girls
>>60026959
Was the remains of my winnings yesterday
28.06 to be specific
What are some good phallic household objects that I could shove up my shitter lads?
just secured my ambient replenishment technician apprenticeship lads
>>60026993
rotate her 180 degrees pls
*quotes your post with an unflattering image of a person wearing a fedora attached*
>>60027046
please kill yourself
please?
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
>>60027046
grandfather clock
>>60027046
Electric toothbrush
>>60027055
don't have that picture, soz la
>>60027046
spaghetti
>>60027046
A cucumber, unironically
>>60027086
Nah
>>60027100
Good shout
>>60027101
That's tiny mate, like 2 fingers width max. I need to be stretched.
>>60027121
Might break
>when a banana is perfectly ripe
>I argue with people on the internet
>Sandwich Artists™ have a positive outlook, thrive in a busy work environment and are keen to learn the art of great sandwich making. You will work well as part of a team, making delicious sandwiches to customer requirements. You will be responsible for serving customers, following health and safety procedures, following all company procedures and keeping the store clean.
Sandwiches Artists are required to be well presented, have good time keeping and willing to be flexible in when they work.
>>60027055
here you go la
>>>/pol/75386560
me irl
>>60027169
stop posting this unfunny ugly twat
brad is shit
>>60026031
>make an appearance in another general
>(You)s flood in every time
>JFs come into /brit/ and aren't acknowledged
Love this tbf
>>60027152
you might cover them with some duct tape, easy to wash and absolutely safe
>>60027184
how's her hair staying like that? fake as fuck
>>60027184
thanks bruv
ah
get that money bitch/
you know who you fucking with/
i can get you fucking hit/
any angle i do not miss/
jpeg is a nationalist, anti right-wing activist, fashion, fascist, you crackas going down/
*stay down*
creeping through the suburbs with my finger on the trigga/
Zoe's out and her gun, we dont aim at no nigga/
oh i do this shit for fun, you fuck with the wrong nigga/
man down, man down, man down, you dead and gone nigga/
im the man hoe, son of sam with tan, understand hoe/
Vince McMan with these bams, whered my fans go/
gave her everything she wanted, i aint wham though/
all i got is me, and sam though
*i dont get it, if anyone without enough melanin says it, its a horrible thing, but when black people say it*
take Miss Laura out the back, make her hot and make her tat/
i can get that pussy wet/
pin that hoe right on the mat and fuck her like im supose ta/
heard she mess with niggers on the low like Ann Coulter/
told ya, told ya, bitch i fucking told ya/
they dont mess with damaged goods, thats why they cuckold her/
bitches be so see-through, thats why niggas dont believe you/
cause all these crackas wanna hear is bla bla bla we're equal/
yeah/
i know that feeling man, tell me whats your masterplan/
you can rat or depend, on these cacks to hold your hand/
or/
you can follow all my actions, and talk to all these crackers with their wheres my money-accents/
tom cruise just blew up the death star
>>60027189
>chicken trump
>Male ASMR
fucking love toasties 2bh
>Back home from uni
>Decide to buy and cook my family to a nice steak dinner as a treat
>Mum kicks up a fuss because her steak wasn't done enough
>Picks at the rest of the meal and then gives the steak to the dogs and goes up to her room
>Sister eats hers and doesn't say thanks
>I finish eating the rest on my own downstairs in front of the football
>Do all the washing up myself
>>60027154
>when its only just lost its last bit of green
>tfw cassie will never love you
Guys. Get some bread, toast it and JUST throw some salad on it. Worth it trust me.
>>60027298
what about your dad?
>>60027298
2bf if you're shit at cooking steak it can be horrible
>>60027189
>Bernie actually thought Trump wanted to debate him
Guys. Get some bread, toast it and JUST throw some beans on it. Worth it trust me.
accidentally sent a message to my sister asking her if she could make an outcall to my house for an hour tomorrow evening
>>60027029
Girls! Goin' swimming
Girls! In bikinis
A walkin' and wigglin' by
Girls! On the beaches
Girls! Oh, what a peaches
So pretty, Lord I could cry!
I'm just a red blooded boy
And I can't stop thinkin' about
Girls!
Pop that pussy for a real nigga
>>60027334
Raised by a single mum desu
>>60027314
>no resistance when you bite through
>>60027334
Don't have one lmao
>>60027344
It was done perfectly, she just likes it with only a tiny bit of pink in the middle but it was rare. Could have put it back on for her lol but she prefers being a victim
>kill la kill finished over 2 years ago
>>60027360
looks nice but i like to add curry ketchup, just a little bit on the side
>>60027364
wat
>>60027349
it's a win win for bernie desu. trump looks like a coward who's denying charity $30m+ and bernie looks confident without even having to do anything
>>60027385
you're an idiot. nobody thinks that
>>60027385
woah... really makes you think
>>60027364
kek
>>60027399
3>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
>>60027385
>I vote democuck cuz they give welfare
>>60027418
NEW KLK SERIES WHEN????
C'MON TRIGGER
dont think the italian knows what hes posting tb h
>>60027383
>Mum's an immature ungrateful bitch
>She's also a slag
Makes sense tbf
>>60027418
meme la meme
>>60027435
Who cares? Bernie already lost. He's an irrelevance
>>60027385
haha great satire
>>60027383
Are you white?
>>60027481
I know too much tbf
really do want to put my penis inside charli
>Get some plant fertiliser for my house plants
>Ingredients: Potassium Nitrate, Urea, Water
That's piss.
>>60027364
what did she reply with
>>60027435
Trump looks, dare I say it, like a massive cuck here.
BERN'D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAaa6SJP1mo
any jungle man in
>>60026009
I made that pic 2bh
>>60027521
Bet he spunked all over those great tits that night
>>60027360
>macbook
>crumbs on the touchpad
>Louis C.(uc)k.
>rap music
>razor
>food
How are you even alive?
>ywn have a saoirse gf
why even live familia
>>60027435
>no more publicity for Bernie
>a good think for him
>>60026009
Well memed
>>60027536
wouldn't touch that paki slut with a ten foot bargepole
what's a good game to legally purchase (note: something in this post is not true, but as i am not specifying what, MI6 cannot prosecute)
>>60027536
join the queue (behind me)
>>60027585
>Ywn have a sershlad bf
>>60027536
nasty paki
>>60027515
Yes
[spoiler]I just want me daddy[/spoiler]
>>60027626
maisiebro would be the superior bf though
you can sit here if you want to, anon
>>60027604
dark souls
Internet gf is being very needy tonight
>>60027661
don't have a controller at the moment, isn't it fucking impossible to play without?
Lids...
>>60027604
stellaris
join the army
>>60027650
maisiebro had inferior taste
sersh is the ultimate celt
maisie is a jumped up council estate slag
doing a tea
>>60027501
nice meme, when super delegates realise he's the only one who can beat trump they'll jump ship at the convention and he'll get the nomination
goo rook girigiri u rike me
>>60027694
What is she saying
>>60027604
pokemon dark blueish-purpley
But let us begin with the initial presumption of the confessor that there is a deed that awaits revelation in speech. By imagining the content of the confession as a deed, a deed of desire, a sexual act, the analysand speaks, but that speaking becomes the new vehicle; for the act becomes, indeed, a new act or a new life for the old act. Now not only has one done the deed, but one has spoken of it as well, and something in the speaking, a speaking that is before another and, obliquely, to another, a speaking that presumes and solicits recognition and constitutes the first act as public, as known, as having truly happened. Thus the speaking of the confession in the psychoanalytic setting becomes a different bodily act than the one that is being confessed, but what remains continuous between the two acts? The body that is on the couch is the same body that did the deed, but on the couch, the deed is relayed verbally; the body acts again, but this time through the bodily act of speaking itself. Does the speaking of the deed bring the deed into play between the analyst and the analysand? And what about the body? It is the referent of the deed; it is that whose activities are reported, relayed, communicated. But in the confession, the body acts again, displaying its capacity for doing a deed, and announces, apart from what is actually said, that it is, actively, sexually there. Its speech becomes the present life of the body, and though the deed is made more real by virtue of its being spoken, it also, at the moment it is uttered, becomes strangely past, completed, over. This is why perhaps confessions almost always come after the fact, and why they are postponed until the time in which the speaker is ready for the sacrifice of the object that speaking the words sometimes implies.
>>60027585
shagged her one night tbf
heart rate 98bpm. literally going to die soon lads
>>60027716
might actually do that because i have no idea what i want to do in life and have no talents or aspirations hahahahahahahaha
>>60027715
>>60027604
Pls buy stellaris
>>60027730
Only having a drink for your main evening meal?
>>60027604
stellaris is fun for a bit but really it needs an update or 2 before I'd bother
you could get Doom, the singleplayer is supposed to be class but its a 50gb download
>>60027643
That's rough m8
>nice meme, when super delegates realise he's the only one who can beat trump they'll jump ship at the convention and he'll get the nomination
>commies took away this beautiful empire of forests, art, music and churches and replaced it with concrete, anger and hate
>British soldier and magician won Britain's Got Talent with a tribute to a WW2 vet
Truly there is hope for this great country, the Queen will love him.
>>60027766
for a good 2 hours?
>>60027730
bit strong lad
>>60027720
of course shersh>maise, it's not even a challenge, but maisiebro's autism was very endearing
>>60027800
I hate leftists desu
>>60027694
>internet gf
What the fuck. How does that even work?
>>60027741
Keeps sending me selfies fishing for compliments
>>60027604
The Talos Principle
>>60027834
depression and mild autism i assume
what
>>60027536
the yacht as my balls
the other app got me at 59bpm. not sure what to trust
>>60027807
I like it strong desu
>>60027850
ancient bug
>>60027840
Post them x
>>60027834
Met her on the internet and haven't met her irl yet. it's sad as fuck I won't lie.
>>60027848
this too
>>60027730
my liquified poo in the cup
important poll, I'm supposed to be going out but I'm hideously tired and the only drug I have that would wake me up is LSD
http://www.strawpoll.me/10335874
I miss ballbag posting
Most fun I've had on /brit/ for years
>>60027897
straight up the shitter
>>60027766
if you did i'd suck your penis just because it was in her vagina
>>60027870
>ancient bug
me
>>60027904
that lasted like 1 night LOL
>>60027904
this, genuinely had me in tears how creative they were
post some of the good pasta please mate
>>60027740
time to wank i think
>>60027880
fucking hell, and I thought I was sad as fuck by liking some Brit girl I never met. Honestly, if you're white I'm sure you could get a decent girl, so long as your personality isn't repulsive
need to put my willy in another person before i die a virgin. not fussed about who tho
>watching girl on webcam
>she's using a hitachi or ohmibod
>>60026009
I remember when this image was created, I posted pic related in the thread to be an inspiration.
God I'm so happy right now
>>60027963
But I really like this girl. We're meeting before Christmas.
>>60027953
I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.
I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.
>>60028009
where is she from?
lads i've had a sick thought
what if like instead of capitalism or communism you did like a little bit of giving poor people opportunities and support for those who need it but also allow people to sell stuff and make money
bit close
>>60027984
wish i had a fanny just to feel how an hitachi feels like
*comes in with 8 full tesco bags for life*
ahh im back lads ive got the grocer--wocer--wooaaaAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!! *trips over a quran* WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! *topples from the weight of the bags* GERONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIMOWOWOWOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *does 3 somersaults, groceries flying everywhere* HHHHHHHWOOOORRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHNNCVKVV!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on my feet* *notices a muffled "POP"* *looks down* HAHA UH OH *camera pans down to show ive just landed on your bollocks* aha did i do that?? *faces camera, winks and shrugs*
>>60028040
thailand
>>60028023
fuck my abs are hurting
>>60027925
that can be arranged
>>60027989
what date did you create that file btw?
>>60028040
Egypt :/
>>60028023
never fails to make me howl ngl
>>60028089
19th of May 2015 ; 19:51
>>60028132
thanks lad
British talk
>bruv (mate)
>safe (hello)
>innit (exactly/true)
>mate
>senpai ate)
>izzit? (really?)
>cunt (person you don't like)
>wanker (coward)
>muh days (oh shit)
>blud (mate)
>bird (woman/girlfriend)
>geezer/bloke (man)
>standard
(nice/awesome/great/good)
>bare (loads/lots)
>slag (slut/whore)
>sayin? (what are you up to?)
This is typical working class British talk.
It's the ultimate redpill, and it's more rigjt wing.
Pic related. My white cider.
I'm about to go and meet one of my fuckbuddies. She's a chav too.
>>60028191
>that fucking tap
>>60028163
xoxo
>>60028191
that is one grotty fucking tap lad
>>60027953
>Epic compilation
I have noticed that /brit/ has been pretty good the last few days though, seems that people are actually trying to be funny
>>60028208
What about it?
>>60028329
>grotty
Another British word for "shit"
Also why is my tap grotty?
