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The janny will continue to exert what pathetic and limited power he has in his life to pretend that he's in control and isn't a complete wast of space edition
poo
karen
he does it for me
good luck op
>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. /brit/ threads on fire off the shoulder of /int/. I watched janny-bans glitter in the dark near the premature general. All those posts will be lost in the archive, like tears...in...mountain dew. Time to eat hotpockets.
Kyary
I think the janny is just playing with us now
>>60031264
Seeing as janny deleted my thread before anyone got dubs I went ahead and voted anyway
>>60031276
HE DELETED THIS POST
HE'S FIRING OFF BAN REQUEST LIKE NO TOMORROW
>>60031328
ugly as pugy
>>60031347
>sketch-1464473458958~3.jpg
ahh yes
>>60031351
>REQUEST
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY ACTUAL POWER
HE HAS TO 'REQUEST' IT
FROM HIS SUPERIORS
FOR A JOB HE DOES FOR FREE
>>60031260
Because he's butthurt desu
Just been paid for the month lads wonder how much janny got paid.
>>60031347
Good lad
the janny has been letting early threads off for weeks
not sure why you're all complaining
me last weekend
>>60031386
Used sketch to rotate both of them
Use the archive and you'll see the one in the OP from the deleted thread also had a sketch URL
>>60031351
>replying to poleaboo
he's the one smelly fucker you're supposed to side with janny regarding
>>60031355
The UK invented the imperial system you moron. The French were the big advocates for metric
>for free
>>60031328
Real talk she actually is ugly.
Urgent strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336682
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336682
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336682
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336682
>>60031347
trips and you spoil the ballot
>>60031276
HE (requested that it be) DELETED IT THE MAD MAN
Rate my dinner
>He ban requested Poleaboo AGAIN
Reckon janny is getting fired
>>60031355
holy shit
>>60031390
$0.00, that's €0.00 or £0.00 for your convenience
janny's about to do his NUT
>>60031386
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/60030221/#60030221
here's the deleted thread, check the url
>sketch-1464473434564~3.jpg
>>60031462
my nuts inside
http://news.sky.com/story/1703670/migrant-shipwreck-survivor-drowns-in-lake
>>60031355
embarrassing
>>60031451
SAVAGE
sent off the form for postal vote yesterday. Voting bremain tbqh
>>60031355
ah yes
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/05/women-are-becoming-more-and-more-infantile-its-time-to-grow-up-girls/
thoughts?
>>60031453
only niggers say ''real talk''
>>60031462
me on the platter
I gay roleplay on /int/ all the time but im not really gay ahah cocks make me salivate though
>>60031529
it's not as if it's happening to men too
>Miliband Flounders As He Fishes For Youth Vote
>The former Labour leader joins the Remain campaign and dodges a question from Joey Essex about claims the French steal UK fish.
How can you be out-debated by Joey Essex?
Ed Sheeran is unironically quite good
>>60031583
essex mentioned
>replying to me TWICE to try and cover up his lies
pfft
Are there actually people ITT voting to remain or are they just doing it for the (You)'s?
>Ed Sheeran is unironically quite good
>>60031462
Fancy a spit roast right now
>>60031619
they're reddit users, ignore them.
Are there actually people ITT voting breximeme or are they just doing it for the (You)'s?
>liverpool
lol go and attend the coal stove
>>60031593
WHEN YOUR LEGS DON'T WORK THEY USED TO NO MORE
>The Janny deleted threads before for interfering for his 'rules'
>This thread doesn't break any. Even minor ones
>He's now forced to let this thread rise to the top for hundreds of posts
Is this what cuckholding someone feels like?
Are there actually people ITT voting OUT or are they just doing it for the (You)'s?
>this thread
>>60031511
>this post
>they're reddit users, ignore them.
putting on the microwave for the sunday roast lads
>>60031619
I thought we were out of fucking cameron morons
>>60031661
>>60031680
they're reddit users, ignore them.
Are there actually people ITT voting or are they just doing it for the (You)'s?
whats going on in this thread
back from subway lads x
>>60031722
damn....
>>60031738
*endorses ed miliband after the deadline for registering to vote*
>>60031722
HE'S STILL HERE
>There are people voting remain right now ITT
How feel about this?
>Poleaboo is on his 4th pack of crisps
*sniffs obnoxiously loudly*
Reminder that using a signature is against the rules
>>60031815
*you breathe in a lot of poison*
>>60031807
you know she has quite literally called the police on you
HE LITERALLY CLEANS UP PEOPLE'S MESS ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD
FOR
F R E E
R
E
E
ignore those who votes out
racists are not tolerated
>>60031807
you're a big fat swarthy lard arse with massive hands and a tiny cock
>There are people voting leave right now ITT
How feel about this?
Bought my first car today lads haha
>>60031840
Get fucked mine is fine as long as it doesn't exceed the px limit
thought janny and i had a secret deal 2bh, don't think i'll be and the next penny for a janny fundraiser
i would appreciate if xe refrained from ever posting a picture of sayaka again
>>60031890
>respecting his pronouns
do not
>>60031851
Nothing I can do, better off just ignoring it
No legal aid in England is worrying but hopefully English police aren't as corrupt as the Scots
>Britain is on track to receive over 333000 net immigrants this year in what will be the biggest number of net immigrants ever to enter the UK
literally how could you vote stay lmao
>>60031852
haha
hand is the wrong colour
>>60031869
better be a v8
the tail lights and wheels are already niggered
>>60031883
cuck
>>60031919
racist out
>>60031919
In the hope that one of those 330,000 is a fine black bull who will ravage your mother and wife to produce some nice black babies
>>60031919
>Immigration is bad
>>60031883
Like shooting (You)s in a barrel
>>60031883
btfo
Need a weewee, don't turn the light off while I'm in the loo thanks
was going to decide if I should watch a film or play some vidya, but then I remembered its a bank holiday weekend
>>60031994
*turns off the lights for a second then turns them back on*
*a minute later turns them off again*
>>60031994
*snake bites your cock as youre about to sit down on the loo*
:3
>>60032028
why does that make a difference
market of free ideas anyone?
REMINDER: Britain will remain in the EU and Nigerians will continue to come to Ireland, get citizenship and then leave for the UK
Brexit for adults
Unless your votin
>>60031960
rasheed
Lads, have you ever noticed how little Muslim boys seem to love Spiderman?
What's the craic there?
>>60032028
oh thank fuck
youve no idea how much bank holidays mean to me now im a wee working runtlet
feels like im back at school :)
*nibbles on your foreskin*
>>60028463
>tfw one of my female friends unironically got sexually assaulted somewhere in africa
>immigration from the third world
for what purpose?
>>60032072
This is literally what one of those WW2 photographs would look like
Coloured photos are boring
>>60032074
>rasheed
>>60032095
so that's how they do it
>women and brown people will swing the vote to remain
>tfw on the losing side of a culture war
>>60032055
because I can watch/play tomorrow evening so I have more time
>>60032087
innit, long ting till the next one though
>>60032111
rasheed
>>60032045
fucking Americans act like asking someone to prom is like asking someone to marry you
>>60032115
whos behind this?
need my hayfever medicine
currently sneezing every 40 seconds
So what am I supposed to do if the Police question me regarding sending rape threats to Rosy?
You're supposed to shoot off "no comment"s but I'm genuinely innocent
>>60032115
don't say that here
/brit/ is filled with brown people
they'll put poo in your curry, don't anger them
There are people in this thread that don't have a book on the go....
Fucking degenerates
>>60032145
nothing to hide nothing to fear :)
>>60032142
samezzzz
>>60032115
>BME voters are voting overwhelmingly to stay
Why? They should be identical to white voters other than having lots of family abroad, so if anything leaving the EU would be good to increase trade with those countries baka
>>60032133
>he wasnt asked to prom
>>60032139
the international globalist agenda
>>60032115
>>60032128
>>women and brown people will swing the vote to remain
>>tfw on the losing side of a culture war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NakxyDmlSg
>you will never be a mountain man
>>60032145
I'm sure you'll find some way to fuck it up and get charged you fucking moron
>>60032167
What are you reading atm?
>>60032186
not an argument
>>60032167
Reading 'How we got to now' by Steven Johnson desu
I've been reading a lot recently. I commute for 30 odd minutes so I get an hour's reading a day
genuinely concerned we might get way more shitskin immigrants if we leave lads
>have gf with perfect perky b cups
>she wants to get implants
>I tell her she's perfect as she is and I prefer smaller petite girls
>she thinks I'm lying
>determined to ruin her body with big plastic monster tits
why
you donn't see me whining about having a small dick
>>60032159
would slap the one on the right's tits with my cock repeatedly
>not an argument
>>60032215
fuck off David
>>60032217
I wish I had this problem
>>60032217
tell her she's an insecure idiot and that most guys find implants repulsive (which they do)
>>60032190
You know nothing of the Police
They treat you as if you're guilty right off the bat
>>60032159
would have the left stomp on my cock and balls while wearing a chastity cage
>>60032249
please stop ;-;
you are causing me a great deal of anguish
>>60032255
What does Miliband have to do with this?
>tfw all of your holiday photos are in .RAW
cannot be arsed
existing (unfortunately)
>>60032278
That's because you are
>>60032215
>genuinely concerned we might get way more shitskin immigrants if we leave lads
>>60032262
>that most guys find implants repulsive
It's actually my fetish
>>60032290
Dave we all know it's you
>>60032303
*kiss the head of your penis*
dont be sad :3
>>60032262
>tfw unironically find implants attractive
what do asian girls smell like lads
well?
>>60032278
You know nothing of the police. How dare you even speak of the police. You've never even been to the police.
>>60032322
I didn't send a single question to Rosy
I much prefer Aisha and Sara
despise women 2bh lads
>>60032262
they can look okay, if done properly and not too excessive.
almost always feel like shit though
poleaboos with attitude when?
>>60032341
cheetos
>>60032178
of course I wasn't in a man.. are Swedish men so feminine that they get asked to go to prom by their women?
I asked a girl to go with me via text desu lol
>>60032339
he's just pining for burgers
good lil doggy
which one should I watch
>>60031319
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. /brit/ threads on fire off the shoulder of /int/. I watched janny-bans glitter in the dark near the premature general. All those posts will be lost in the archive, like tears...in...mountain dew. Time to eat hotpockets.
I GET THIS REFERENCE
The retards on the curiouscat chat + /b/ are literally getting all of /brit/ arrested
stupidity
>>60032342
>says this while holding a knife and a nerf gun
umm...
>>60032341
pretty sure there's another yank poster in here who is an asian girl
I dream of dead pigs
Sometimes you scare me
alri
moniggas with attitude
>>60032389
Hope we all get to go to the same prison so we can hang out and be friends :)
feeling like this lad here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnM
>>60032383
DO YOU REALLY?!
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!?
>>60032389
How are they gonna arrest /brit/ you mong
Alright lads I command you to stop posting immediately and turn yourself into your local police station because you said a bad word
Thanks
>>60032379
>putlocker
waheyy
all my heroes kill protestors
>>60032195
Poleaboo: A Life Unravelling
Lol nah I've just finished Daughter of Fortune (pretty good, who knew Chinese people could be so interesting) and now I have to go to the second hand book store to get something new. That's what made me think of the A* post.
>ywn have a far right gf
>>60032389
I would literally grass all of you up (snitches get stitches doesn't apply since you're snitches yourself)
But I can't admit to accessing the internet due to my bail conditions
>7 (You)s in 4 minutes
>>60032398
would like her to sit on my face if I'm honest
really makes u think
>>60032452
deleted in less than 30 seconds
>>60032459
why would you want a degenerate for a gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-YtShYUsNc
"ah yes"
>>60032379
Hahahah, love Father Ted, a true British institution! Start from the beginning lad :)
>>60032459
cosy
>>60032459
Women gravitate to whatever is the social norm
If the political centre suddenly shifted to the far right women would as well so as not to be ostracised
all my heroes killed themselves
>>60032461
mark?
>>60032215
It would happen
>Boris Johnson, who once wrote and spoke eloquently in favour of Turkish membership of the EU, said only three years ago: ‘I’m probably about the only politician I know of who is actually willing to stand up and say that he’s pro-immigration.’
>He has also called for an amnesty for illegal immigrants.
>This raises the question of whether a Britain outside the EU, perhaps even hungrier than now for cheap labour to sustain its economic growth, would be any more willing or able to introduce real limits on immigration than it is now.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html#ixzz49OPbPS2w
>>60032492
name two of your heroes
>>60032490
>Women gravitate to whatever is the social norm
>
>If the political centre suddenly shifted to the far right women would as well so as not to be ostracised
>>60032469
what if she's a fat lesbian
love this song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5JcCZsDyoA
>>60032353
>guilty of one
>not guilty of the other
What difference does it make? Either way it's best for society if you're locked up.
I miss the old EU
The brave and bold EU
The goods-sold EU
Ambitious goals EU
I hate the new EU
The ‘Fuck-You’ EU
The Juncker-run EU
The no-fun EU
I miss the sweet EU
The Coal and Steel EU
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to be in the EU
See we invented the EU
There weren’t any EUs
Now I look and look around and there’s so many EUs
I used to love EU, I used to love EU
I even sang ‘Ode to Joy’, I thought I was EU!
What if Britain, decided to leave the EU?
With a democratic vote,
Man that’d be so un-EU!
That’s all I want, EU
We don’t still love the EU
But I love you, like Merkel loves Merkel
>>60032379
The one where people think he's a racist, or the one where they protest the movie
>>60032476
want a conservative catholic gf desu
these days that's classified as "far right"
>>60032486
indeed
>>60032490
feel like I can't talk politics to any of the women I know for fear of scaring them away desu
based vsco lad
>>60032617
>Even in Ireland you can't find a conservative catholic gf
Tears in the rain lads
>>60032553
would not care in the slightest
VSCO is for photography not for your slags
my graphics drivers are VERY out of date
>>60032661
what if she just had a shit and didn't wash her arse and had a really bad curry so she was farting all over you leaving greasy shit marks all over your face
Feels genuinely bad that I was born too early for robot gfs desu
>>60032702
*updates them*
what's this about Curious Cat and /b/ getting us reported lads?
the future lads
is it bright or dark
>>60032704
would probably care a bit. do not want pink eye
i need a one dance
got a hennessy in my hand
>>60032730
depends if the lights are on or not
they call me the thread killer
my replies are filler
not funny enough for a golden kek
nor bad enough for me to get rekt
I'm a wreck
no interesting facts or figures
got no weak spots or triggers
can't be trolled or consoled
I'm worthless
my jokes leave the whole thread cold
my memes are so old they're covered in mould
have to pretend to have a controversial view
just to get a solitary angry little (you)
need a dom bf tbqh
>VSCO is for photography not for your slags
>>60032730
Depends who win the war desu.
757
very good
>>60032721
I can't believe you've done this
Lads
Big decision
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336944
http://www.strawpoll.me/10336944
>>60032768
cheshire
pissheads
the lot of you
>>60032799
holy fucc
yes
m-master
>>60032725
some lads were rude about her face - not a legal cause for concern
some lads apparently sent her rape/violence threats on curiouscat- dont care since I'm not involved
some lads on /b/ sent her real rape/violence threats a few months ago - /brit/ is not involved
>>60032730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t99kJnMv5E
>>60032814
stupid
>>60032725
reported to whom?
if that's rosy then it was all blames on poleaboo lol
0161
>>60032806
me close to the bottom right
anyone listening to stormzy on radio 1?
any hype for new poe league lads?
just beat the lich lads
good time waster this
tudo viado
>>60032895
the fuzz apparently
>>60032389
>>60032967
stop putting spiders in our bananas
>>60032843
the only threats thaty came from /brit/ posters came from lisiscki or whoever was pretending to be lisicki, the rest of the posts where crude, creepy meme spouting but not threats
planning a holiday in cornwall
It rained today
fucking hell lads
how did I ever live without flux
>turn it off for a minute just to test
>ears start burning
>>60033022
please go to northern ireland
we need your money
>>60033047
good lad
>Go for a shower
>Come back and find out i have windows 10
Not a fan of this meme desu
>>60033047
>ears
>>60033047
>ears
fuck sake
>>60032968
>tfw you woke up in time to see it, send nothing, live on the other side of the world and will just watch this all unfold again
good luck lids
>>60033064
>>60033047
flux is a literal scientific 3rd eye decalcifier
Need a bf
>>60033057
what's there
>>60033109
indeed it is
>>60032885
intro to song, pretty good
>>60033087
Were you the one whining about this to Thailad earlier? If so: kek
>>60033047
I have no idea what flux is
>>60033011
What was the threat?
Lads I have half a gram of DMT in my possession, what should I do with this
dies
>>60033141
Pleb
>>60033131
Nah that wasnt me. Did someone start raging or something?
>>60033119
titanic quarter
giant's causeway
couple castles
please come
>tfw willfully upgraded to Windows 10
>>60032431
WHY THE HELL NOT?
BLADE RUNNER IS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE!
>>60033152
inject directly into 3rd eye
>>60033156
Soviet Union was the worst thing to happen to the world
>ruined half of europe
>ruined half of asia
>communism spread to half of the world, then ruined it
>caused proxy wars between the US everywhere
Really makes you think
>>60033205
mm yes
Post "quintessentially british" meme plz
might go on one of those "straight guys gone gay" porn shoots
>>60033151
can't remember exactly something about causing bodily harm unless she stops ignoring him
>>60032654
Everyone hates the church these days
shame for people to throw away their heritage so quickly
which windows version did you skip
never tried vista or 8 personally
>>60032423
How's life in Germany? what did you do today? did you see any migrants? serious questions, pls answer.
>>60033205
>communism is bad
ahaha what a wonderful meme!
>>60033280
>Banksy
Ah yes the government might not be good sometimes. Very impressive
>>60033291
do the rozzers know that they are commies?
>>60033290
wouldn't be surprised if that was one of the most popular gay fetishes
>>60033306
Skipped none of them lad, I've even used ME.
wew lads I'm on Alien Ressurection, what the fuck
>>60032470
Bit rude of that man to just sit there being all lazy blocking the pavement.
hair feels rather soft
might feel it a bit more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>>60033408
love my hair desu, hope i never lose a strand
>>60033408
can I feel it too
*plucks nose*
you want some?
>>60033434
i have red hair
Really makes you think
>>60033445
*taps nose*
Got my own, thanks
>>60033434
think I'm losing mine
worst feel known
>>60033452
you mean strawberry blonde right?
fuck off ginge
>>60033333
>no one is checking those digits
>>60033452
You scottish lad?
>>60033316
Marxism-Leninism =/= Communism
Communists absolutely hate Marxism-Leninism, it was a literal cancer that destroyed half of the world
>>60033429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ37KLXI0iA
>>60033489
norn irish
>>60033475
When did Brazil move in?
>>60033479
poor lad, how old are you?
need to do something better with my time ngl
>>60033475
genuinly annoys me
>>60033481
This isn't /b/, now FOY.
>>60033492
what do real communists believe then?
>>60033555
post fucking machines
>>60033553
23
it might just be a high hairline as I've not had any temporal hair recession or crown thinning. If I am though, I'm utterly fucked. I am not someone who could pull off bald at all hahaha well
>>60033555
play videogames
>>60033519
Are norn irish stereotypically redheaded?
I thought it was the scots
>>60033555
fuck machines now
>>60033588
People should have the means of production, not the state
Abolishment of money, social classes, etc
>play videogames
>>60033588
equality and hard work :-)
>>60033630
irish are - thought that was commonly known. but we're still a definite minority
>>60033636
ah
a different kind of shit then
ty
need to regiser to vote lol
really makes u think
>>60033705
It is commonly known but I've been mixing up the scottish & Irish lately.
>>60033555
achieve a two state solution
>>60033609
I think my crown is thinning or it might just be because it permanently sticks up, not sure desu but my hairline is still perfect, I'm 22 tho and I'd look like a fucking alien if I ever went bald
>>60031851
what happened?
>>60033475
Banksy is a fucking hack. Churns out the easiest satire for unintelligent nu-hippies.
It's the kind of thing people "discuss" in an after party when off their tits, thinking that its deep and that they are smart for "getting it" but really the person banksy appeals to is a moron with a misguided sense of enlightenment about the corruption of the guhbament.
This painting is so stupid, it's the fucking laziest joke you could make about the house of commons.
