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Absurd Maverick edition
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg_F22dQ6h0
chooooooooon
crayon pop
lal
Kyary
>>59982697
got any boxing stories?
bored now lids
Lisicki
>>59982720
GET YER RAT OUT DARLIN WAHEEYY HAHA
*stalls 1.6 renault clio as I pull away*
BOLLOCKS
>>59982720
think she bleaches her arsehole?
good edition
How to get milf gf lads?
>>59982758
make me
>>59982725
i do not follow manpunch i'm afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqw8yJ57EtQ
Do Brits listen to Le Prodigy? Or is it one of these bands that caught on outside the UK?
Thinking about doing a degree lads, thoughts?
free the EU
>>59982720
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD
What's your favourite Now That's What I Call Music! album, lads?
>>59982781
no mate they were never popular here. dim twat.
>59982560
If MK42: hello friend
If MK41: fuck off billionaire
>>59982769
would you have sex with her if she was your mam?
>>59982828
23
a good classic
>>59982792
In what?
>>59982758
women are a waste
hilo latino
>>59982873
sports journalism
Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow?
My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.
>>59982907
so sad how this is becoming an oldfag meme already.
Lads. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
>>59982840
well they filmed No Goo start Le Dance in my city, and used to play all the time here before they became big, that's why I'm asking .
donna calme dwim twat you wanker.
you're funny fuckers eitherway
ri
>>59982931
a bit
>>59982907
if you have a learning disability then yeh they're fine
>>59982874
UNA VELA
>>59982907
would unironically wear these shoes all the time if they came in adult sizes
>>59982931
as much as he could
>>59982907
I used to have a pair of Gola for playing out trainers.
Lost one in a bog. ;_;
>>59982676
marc davis
Actually mad that the LoTR Shire weren't filmed in England lads. THAT'S LITERALLY WHERE IT'S MEANT TO BE.
If they ever make a The Hobbit film they better fucking do it correctly.
what are the chances of re-fracturing a bone 6 weeks after you broke it
>half of /brit/ going to prison
>nobody seems to care
hmm
>>59982943
I'd like to chuck my wood up your qt little boipucci.
>hey maaaaaan
>slow down
>slloooowwwww down
>sslllloooowwwwww dddooowwwwwnnnnnnn
>iiiddddiiioottttttttt
>sssllloooowwwwwwww dddooooowwwwnnnnn
fucking hell lads, wasn't prepared for these feels
>>59983012
>If they ever make a The Hobbit film they better fucking do it correctly.
>>59983042
where do you live
Will taking 100mg of MDMA give me permanent brain damage and memory loss
>>59982931
A wood chuck could chuck no amount of wood coz a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Faggot.
>>59983064
In a house
>>59983082
where
i will come over and you can ravage my shitpipe
>>59983026
depends. that bone will always be at higher risk of breaking again due to permanent weakness.
takes around 6 months to heal properly too.
I love /brit/ it's not even a general, it's just a bunch of slurs written on a bathroom wall during a rave party.
>>59983036
>he isnt prepped to evacuate to the /brit/ bunker at all times
>>59983052
>Catching ''feels'' from that shit
Not even one of their best songs
>>59982782
Is beefeater the one over near Priory Marina? I was with a mate when he unironically got punched in the face there
What's Route 51? Google found nothing obvious
>>59982944
>>59982984
>>59982993
found the newfag
If you aren't a white man of noble and Anglo-saxon blood living in London, you are a subhuman. Do NOT reply to me peasant filth.
>>59983111
do you live somewhere nice?
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>59983102
americans are the worst man
>>59983151
Bore off, you narcissistic cunt.
>>59983178
Tuck yourself in, you daft cunt
Got the old willy out again lads
>>59983160
You mean my country house? or my place in the city ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU
>>59983178
*does you in*
>>59983178
*decks you square on the jib*
night night hun x
>>59983178
*slips penis into you mouth*
Canada sucks eh
>>59983036
wat lol
>>59983215
>Country house
>song is parklife
Alright then.
>>59983215
jog on billionaire
Legit question lads
Would I be allowed to join the clubs and societies of a University I don't attend?
Say the fine arts at my Uni was a bit shit and didn't have any qts. Would a good nearby University in my city let me join their fine arts society, or do they not allow that?
Post number 60000000 is coming up.
I hope /brit/ clinches it but doesnt embarrass themselves by posting about rasheeds or something
>>59983036
that camera thing is shit but i literally can't see her legs in this photo
>>59983178
*Tucks you in too titghtly so you're uncomfortable and will inevitably have to untuck yourself*
Canada should die and burn in hell
>>59983178
*sends you up*
pack it in lad
>>59983277
stay in your station pleb
>>59983271
me on the table
>>59983319
no paki
>>59983102
punching above his belt big time
>Say the fine arts at my Uni was a bit shit
feel like cracking one out when I see this picture tbqh
>>59983277
>fine arts society
lol faggot
>Craft a perfectly constructed post asking a poignant question about British culture
Get 1 or 2 replies
>Some Aussie cunt shitposter spreads his arse cheeks across his keyboard and releases
HAHAHAH EBIN DEN OUDA DEN HAHAHAH XD !!1!!!11 LEL and a fuck ton of replies
>>59983289
It'll be FONT or a fucking >fedora post
>>59983271
rate my gf
>fedora
Call me daddy and let me spank you
>ah yes, nothing eclipses the feeling when perusing the local universities fine arts society
Me with the Syrian bull
>>59983408
Is that hand instructional?
>>59983408
MOAR
>>59983408
who be this?
>19
>Look 15
When I grow a beard I just look dirty and unkept.
How do I make myself look older?
>>59983430
okay daddy :3
>>59983438
me playing with the apple
hi dad
Lads, what do you think if Jacqui Ryland's areola?
>>59983438
>western lefties will accept this man as Syrian because they see all non-whites as the same
>>59983373
Rasheed
left my bag on the train today
gutted :^(
any lad want to be a pal and cheer me up?
>>59983378
have a (you)
>>59983438
cannot imagine anyone i know doing this
I have a shaver that I set to give me a 1 mm stubble but tonight I fancy a wet shave
but I look like 12 years old when I completely shave lmao
>>59983483
>its the lefties that are racist
ah yes
not liking these racist tweets
>>59983289
how long till it comes up?
>>59983483
Nobody thinks syrians look like that you fucking twat.
>>59983494
look at the shib
dw there'll be more bags in your life x
>>59983450
hahaha you even gone through puberty yet anon? Show us yer pubes haha get yer dick out for the lads!
>>59983483
Hmmm the lefties are the ignorant ones
>rightists believe this meme
Been off work all week, lads. Not one phone call, e-mail or text message from a friend did I receive all week. The highlight of thr week came today when I had an online live chat with an EDF energy operative about replacing my electricity meter.
Please end me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkXTG-AmzEA
absolute tune
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327118
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327118
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/english-british-accent-dying-out-disappearing-london-a7052461.html
Northerners BTFO
>>59983577
get a dog
>>59983577
Why would anybody want to talk to you
>>59983552
are you the real norfolk
>Why yes, I guess you could call me left wing
business idea: spend a year making a scrapbook of your favourite /brit/ posts then gather all the (You)s in your reveal post
>>59983543
there was a dairy milk chocolate bar in it though :c
>>59983586
it's friday you nonce
>>59983593
already shagging ur mum. dont need another one.
>>59983577
*slowly snaps your neck with mercy*
you won't be missed
>>59983543
That version is edited, here's the original
Thoughts?
>>59983618
>it's the lefties that are the social outcasts
ah yes
>>59983588
Looks like they're finally being civilised, jolly good.
>>59983606
That's The Impostor™
are you tubing?
>>59983650
>mfc when i live in one of the pink areas
>>59983639
pack it in
>>59983645
no
>>59983560
anyone who defines themself as a progressive or proud leftist is usually pretty ignorant
>>59983650
Not a fan of all those no-tails turning up desu
polluting the blood
>>59983606
It's my split personality coming out lad, happens sometimes
>>59983662
until its officially revealed if you go to the normal one but then put ladtube where the other name normally is then youll find a new kingdom
what do you lads think of my gf?
>>59983708
*tulpa
>>59983650
Inshallah
>>59983737
She looks like a sweet friendly girl with splendid birthing hips
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327168
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327168
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327168
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327168
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327168
Having a tug
>>59983737
How does it taste?
>>59983662
PERTINENT information for:
ALL REDDITORS
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The 'sync is this now
highlights of the day:
cuddled a nice young supple pupper
jumped in the river
listened to a particular song in the sun
dropping a shit
>>59983860
post pupper
>>59983786
>putting literally any other option than charli
end yourself
Comrades the voices of the dead battalions
>>59983813
more like wew ladtube
>Leftists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HRz8POu5w
business idea: create a runt battle colosseum and bet on their lives
I really don't like white girls. All the non-white lasses I've met have been tip-top.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36395451
>fucking 10 year old transitioning
jesus christ this is absolutely disgusting.
>>59983737
fat
/brit/'s dead. Didn't realise so many normies lurked here
new poll
>>59983906
Had a chuckle at this mate, raising my glass to you
>>59983813
sorry not a reddit flagging twat
>>59983891
fleeting romance im afraid, no evidence
was owned by a couple of them gays they have now though and you know they choose cute puppers
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327201
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327201
http://www.strawpoll.me/10327201
>>59983964
keep fighting the good fight lad
>>59983813
why did you flee the sync?
pistol pakin momma, lay that pistol down
lovely
>>59983532
Dunno, depends how fast we shit post.
Nah like 17000 posts, so maybe an hour?
>>59983695
That is the LITERAL opposite of every experience of mine ever.
>>59983951
Rasheed
>>59982697
>>59982774
>>59983290
>>59983429
>>59983465
>>59983517
>>59983655
>>59983860
>>59983902
>>59984007
are you really Spanish or are you a pigskin?
>>59984028
Site was up and down for a while and now doesn't work at all.
>>59984007
need shibe
>>59983813
impressaive, very nice
>>59984054
very pretty
>>59984054
love sara 2bh
>>59984079
literally all me
>>59984079
you didn't need to reply to all his posts you dumb fucking nigger
and he is actually spanish
kill me hahaha
Lads what's the term for the fucking position where you're lying flat on her back?
>>59984134
come up north of the border with a sharp spoon x
>>59984114
fuck off fatty
Why does he come out yellow and not white?
Just made myself a chicken, cheddar, lettuce, carrot and mayo wrap.
It was alright.
>>59984077
Rasheeds love white girl though, you dippy fat twat
>>59984160
wonder if in the second wash he comes out white
>>59984160
someone pissed in the washing
>all these any-excuse-to-pay-below-min-wage """"""""apprenticeships""""""""" that are unironically listed on the official .gov apprenticeship websites
broken britain
>>59984201
JANNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVA5ysnDip8
starting as a sandwich artist on monday lads
>>59984243
terrifying lad, really hope I passed my uni exams
>>59984201
why was it deleted
don't like grime
>>59984243
>East Kilbride
>>59984160
based chinks
>when you know a chad is shagging that cute quiet girl
>>59984274
it's actually great when you think about it
mayo+cheese on toast is good and that's as pure a mix as you can get
NEED something to do lads
>>59984239
i dont even have this
>>59984267
Stick in lad. Jobs that actually pay OK do exist for non-grads but if you make it out of uni with a degree you'll likely walk into a £22k+ job.
>>59984337
origami
>>59984243
Do you think just anyone can make a sandwich? An employer needs to be compensated for that level of training.
moving to japan lads
>>59984243
>sandwich "artist"
don't like japan
>>59984311
chads go for hot, not cute
>>59984337
sudoku
>>59983786
>alison only has 2 votes
fuck off you tasteless fucks
>>59984404
chads go for anything, don't lie to yourself.
We all know girls love a chad.
any girl.
New day. New friends
feel like this piece really strips the nature of sandwich down to it's purest form
t. modern sandwich artist
>>59983786
>kate upton
wtf m8
>>59984440
i dont
t. girl
>>59984405
fuck off with your boyish munter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e29qY7CrBOk
>>59984469
are you actually desirable though?
Lads
>go to le club on my own (take stimulants & dance)
or
>sleep
??
>>59984405
happy 4 u :)
>>59984477
>your
if only
>>59984007
is your name victor
>>59984496
probably
don't like this 190cm guy
>>59984363
getting a degree in engineering, w/ a specialisation in naval engineering, could get £30k starting at a decent consultancy firm
got depressed this year and consequently might have fugged a few exams >:D just trying to keep it together til I know how I did
rachael riley is the queen on /brit/
dare you to say otherwise
>>59984469
london?
>>59984525
nah m8 ur not.
as the old /b/ saying is
tits or gtfo.
Day 27 of not wanking or looking at pornographic material is coming to a close.
Not long now until I see out the month. I would really quite enjoy wanking right now.
>as the old /b/ saying is
>tits or gtfo.
>>59984192
Rasheeds lust over White women in real life but in /brit/ they just talk shit about Whitey non stop
Fuck off paki.
>>59984551
go on, crack one out
what did He mean by this?
>>59984550
i get a lot of matches on tinder but my social anxiety stops me taking it further 2bh
Might do an early night
>go out with a girl
>she says you're really nice
Is this a good deal?
>>59984601
no
>>59984622
come be with me love x
would love to bury my face in your muff minge and tits
>>59984622
your social anxiety is a meme
also post feet
>>59984651
>contract
go pay as you go
mong
Atheists = smart
Christians = sheep
Muslims = wolves
>>59984651
>iphone SE
off yourself
>>59984622
>has normie tinder
>therefore a facebook/instagram
>has pics with the intention to attract of the opposite sex to reproduction
>claims to have social anxiety
fuck sake man stfu
>>59984689
damn...
>>59984651
>64gb
what you going to put on there, an entire 5 seasons of lost?
>>59984680
In what circumstances is PAYG more economical than having a contract? Isn't PAYG data super expensive?
Wish my poetry was good lol
>>59984586
nigger
PS Have you seen Polly's nudes?
Ah yes, another weekend alone, very nice
>>59983036
why would they go to prison?
might get circumcised again lads
>>59984651
>iphone
not unless they're paying you to use it
>>59984760
go outside and speak to people?
>>59984746
>paying for data
really regret abandoning all my online friends hahahahehehehehe
>>59984746
er no?
texts are free and so are minutes unless you sit there talking all day
contract ends up costing more in the long run
>>59984731
have a 64gb phone and its literally fucking full, didn't think it'd come to this
>be me in Jan 2014
>be Lisicki's lover
>be watching the australian open at 1am
>Malaysia girl posting
>tell her to post her tits
>she actually did
>mfw
>>59984731
iOS takes up like 8GB so with the 16GB model you're effectively getting 8GB of storage. That it poverty-tier; especially if you want a bunch of apps and videos on top of music on there.
>>59984775
Yes great advice, people love it when an ugly weird guy talks to them, girls especially
step-mum is giving me the eye again
>>59984834
me on the right
>>59984834
fuck off anti-Reptite
what's a better deal
paying £400 upfront, or paying £40 per month for 24 months?
>>59984767
because poleaboo was violently harrasing her on the chat
then half of /brit/ has been bad mouthing her too about her appearance and in 2016 you can literally get 50 years just for saying someone is ugly
>>59984847
lmao nice bloated os applespastics
>ask qt girl out at work
>she says maybe some other time
>emails me later, offering to go out with her and another female friend
>I say I meant just us two
>she says she has a boyfriend
>adds me on fb
>I'm in training, so don't see her for a few days
>she sends me an email asking if I'm avoiding her
fuck's sake lads
don't know if I'm on a fool's errand chasing after her if she has a boyfriend, but I genuinely feel like she's interested in me
>>59982676
Was mark the guy who doxxed himself with bbc iplayer or something? Can't quite remember desu
>>59984899
any pics of this harassment?
>>59984925
if she were interested in you she wouldn't have a bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrH77D3fiuk
going to give this a watch
>>59984889
£400 vs £960 (less inflation)
Are you dumb pham?
Forgot how rough the IT Crowd pilot is, lads.
>>59984925
reply "yes, you have a boyfriend and even just hanging out as friends is not acceptable"
>in 2016 you can literally get 50 years just for saying someone is ugly
>>59984928
think he was the iOS one with his name on the taskbar
>>59984928
didn't he link a youtube video from his own playlist??
>>59984925
Ask her to hook you up with the friend and see her reaction
>>59984950
wasn't in the chat but found this
>>59985007
no he posted countdown or something and you could see his reddit account name on the tabs
love me a kinder bueno 2bh
Cracking open the third cider of the night. going on a mad en
>>59984925
you posted this yesterday you stupid normie fuck
>>59984989
looks like Brendan "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" Fraser
>British people who call Public Schools Private
Wish I could fucking kill each and everyone of the cunts, desu lads.
>>59984925
Sounds like a filthy skank
Also, FONT.
>>59985049
post tits
Is it too late in the day for a bum wank lads?
wll 100mg of mdma give me permanent brain damage and memory loss lads
>>59984925
She's either trying to make you indistinguishable from one of her bitch friends or trying to hook you up with her friend. Frankly, she seems oddly on-the-level for a woman. I would be similarly frank with her,
>>59984989
if you say some1 is ugly on the outside your probably ugly on the inside
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.
Best total war game?
>>59985094
That's why you lads need over the top patriotism like ours.
>>59985122
none they're all shit
>>59985122
Shogun 2
>>59985122
Shogun 2
Really enjoying Warhammer atm though
>>59985122
pokemon omega ruby
>>59985122
medieval II
>>59985131
It wouldn't be over the top for us though.
>try to eat watermelon
>spend half an hour digging out/spitting out the seeds
who invented this plant
>>59985061
We have both m8
>>59985179
Good choice. All the other twats were picking games Britain isn't even in.
New Hotelier album lads
I'm gonna make a yank edition if someone else doesn't make a new thread.
>>59985036
that anon is a bit of a cunt 2bh
>>59985202
sheeeit
>New Hotelier album lads
I'm English
*gets arrested*
>>59985224
>All the other twats were picking games Britain isn't even in.
shogun 2 is the best total war though you fucking pleb
>>59985295
made a new
Do you think Angus Deayton is okay lads? I feel bad for him t b h.
>Coke addict
>Some whore leaks this to the press
>Your cuntish show partners throw you under the bus
>In nothing but shit anymore
>Girlfriend turns out to be a dyke
lads every time I leave the house expecting a cute girl to approach me and be my gf nothing happens. why are women such hateful creatures?
>>59985302
Doesn't matter lad you can't even rule the waves properly.
>>59985301
*transports you to Guantanamo Bay*
>>59985322
You know what part in 1984 where Julia slips Winston the "I love you" note? I've been waiting for that to happen since I was 14.
>>59985455
>>59985455
>>59985455
>>59985455
>>59985455
new
>>59984925
you posted this yesterday skank
>>59985061
>being posh 3nough to know the difference
Are they not the same thing?
Actually just kill yourself for even knowing (and of course put me in your will)
