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love and peace edition
absolutely no bullying allowed
good post
good edition
fuck off
bully edition
nigger tits
>>59985328
rude
wow reddit this you faggot
i really love dogs, but cats are fine too :3
last thread went quick
FRESH TMOZYTV
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hps5OoMvVc
haha
Is it too late for a big bum wank lads? Hankering for one desu
SHIT FUCKING OP
SHIT FUCKING THREAD
KYS
think i might be unironically bipolar
get very angry very quickly over stupid things
>>59985332
gameplay wise empires naval battles doesn't make up for the shit game it was
you're talking out of your arse
What's with the constant bullying and harassment on Poleaboo?
Clearly he's going through a difficult time in his life at the moment, does he need all the shit on here that gets flung at him?
what youtubers does /brit/ watch?
big fan of ksi myself
>>59985359
isn't it your bedtime you child
>>59985438
h3h3 :^)
>>59985438
pewdiepie is alright
>>59985437
fuck off poleapoo
>>59985459
tfw no hila gf
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36403396
1. she's most likely lying
2. even if she isn't lying, she deserved it.
>she looks like the real thing
>she tastes like the real thing
>my fake plastic love
will 100mg of mdma give me permanent irreversible memory loss and brain damage lids
they're literally all wearing the same jacket
what happened to all the kpop posters?
>>59985438
exclusively asmr and cities skylines detail builds
>>59985438
Rubin Report
>>59985499
not a fan of this misogynist
>>59985529
me on the far right
>even if she isn't lying, she deserved it.
she wants a man from brum
>2. even if she isn't lying, she deserved it.
rate my dog lads
>>59985529
Are not
They all have their own jackets :^]
>>59985571
>>59985588
that's not a fedora posts you mongs
I have sisters, who are twins, they're 7 years older than me
I haven't really spoken to them in about a year
I love them to bits
Just thinking back to my childhood with them, and how they would vie for my attention, and the fun I would have with them, makes me cry
It will never be the same again, they have moved on, and you haven't
>>59985497
jewcunt
got me and the gf a new t-shirt
what does "attaboy" mean
we're all in here lads
>>59985455
>>59985455
>>59985455
Why there are 2 /brit/ ?
>>59985631
Train rolls on lid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT9_tEzjtIU
Threadly reminder that fedora is an exclusively yank meme. And you know what I do to yanks... *unsheathes katana*
>>59985669
good job
gz
etc
>>59985684
please skype me lad
>>59985647
>normies stealing our memes
Is nothing sacred?
>start a new job
>one of the girls intentionally bumping into me all the time, smiling and saying hello
>goes out of her way to come over and say hello, make casual conversation
>comes and sits with me at lunch
>her friend tells me she's gay
>I'm a bit disappointed
>like an entire month goes by
>she's still latched onto me like a love sick puppy
>keeps asking me if I want to go out with her and her friends on the Friday
>I'm thinking it'll just be me and a load of dykes
>have nothing to do one Friday and decide to go with some other people from work
>She comes over and sits next to me, asks if I do coke
>later on I go to the toilet
>I'm stood there at the Urinal and someone taps me on the shoulder
>it's her, she goes to the sink and starts snorting a line of coke of the side
>asks me if I can see her thong through the dress she's wearing
>I'm all "no, you look lovely"
>she starts gradually pulling her dress up higher and higher while saying "how about now?!"
>few hours later, she's completely off her head and I call her a cab and send her home
>the next monday I see her in work, she seems angry with me for some reason
>another friend of hers from the night tells me she was upset because I didn't go home with her in the taxi
>turns out she's not gay
>>59985735
kys
what up lads
just got back from the shittiest bar ever
think i've put my fracture healing back at least a week
feels bad man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hps5OoMvVc
>3:45
can't breathe
>>59985776
What bar was it lad? or at least describe why it was shit
watching a youtube poop
>>59985735
Literally did not read a fucking word of this
>>59985776
ebin blog post
/subscribed
>Rubin Report
>>59985735
is this your fantasy?
>>59985735
clearly insane or highly irrational
Even the primmest girl you know still does a poo and wipes her bumhole
>>59985735
you did right
Internet gf is being a cunt. There's no way she's been offline since fucking 8PM give me a break GRRRR
>>59985735
some like a mental case
>>59985839
actually she most likely uses a bidet like a civilised person
>>59985839
>girls
>pooping
good one m8
>>59985868
I just need space x
>>59985814
FUCK OFF POLEABOO YOU PAKI FUCK
AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>59985839
don't even mind
>>59985892
good priority
space exploration is really important
>>59985796
2008 called
>>59985839
yeah but she's always clean on the first wipe and her poos are always in a smooth log of the right softness, color and length. they probably smell like sugar and flowers as well
>>59985839
probably gets poo on her fingers occasionally too
tinder is literally cancer. filled with lasses looking for beta orbiters to boost their self confidence
>>59985839
Pooing is reasonable but the wiping is excessive. Insecure cunts, the lot of them.
>>59985839
thats hot
>>59985735
so you're telling me her "friend" played a joke on you by telling you she was gay, knowing that she likes you?
in what world do people like this exist?
for what purpose
>>59985925
well, that and alphas to fuck them while you give them free validation
>>59985925
my m8 has shagged 14 different girls in 2 months since getting tinder tbf
diagnosis was depression
on tablets for it now
>>59985795
was full of old men and the decor was that of a run-down 50's hotel.
it was just me and 2 people from work who were telling me about their boring depressing lives
kept trying to escape but couldn't
>>59985959
>I've never known or been around a single woman in my life
wew lad
They're all vendcitive cunts.
Whereas guys would tell a girl his m8s gay for banter.
A girl would tell a guy her friend is gay because she's jealous or just likes being a bitch.
>>59985992
your "m8" is full of it
>>59669330
>>59669330
>>59669330
There, I'm a man of my word.
>>59669372
You owe me an apology.
>>59986022
bit early
>>59985992
yeah my mate has shagged 92 super models in like 4 days mate
tell your mate to step up his game
>>59985992
bit gay
>>59986000
been on prozac for anxiety and depression for months
feel better than i have done in years 2bh
>>59986022
could you not have waited 30 seconds? fucking failure
>>59986017
>>59986049
>>59986062
he's not lying tho, some of the girls are 1/10s
like one of them was raped by their dad as a child and had a massive clit.
>A girl would tell a guy her friend is gay because she's jealous or just likes being a bitch.
>They're all vendcitive cunts.
>>59986000
are kaz
>>59985794
why are white people in London so chavy, like they're even worse than the chavs in North East
:3
>>59986099
t. idiot who believes anything his "mates" tell him
>>59986140
>>59986140
>>59986140
Take note desu
>>59986000
i was on zoloft for a few months at the beginning of the year
maybe I was expecting more but i found them fucking rubbish
all they did was replace sadness with nothing
I found just exercising every day made me feel much better than the pills did
>>59986150
oho
>>59986067
been on lexapro and wellbutrin for more than a year now. I've improved but I feel empty and foggy-minded all the time. not ideal for a lonely college student.
>>59986159
can you stop with the thread wars
what's the point
>>59986150
out
>>59985802
madman
>>59986150
bit gay
>>59986162
>all they did was replace sadness with nothing
I know what you mean
>>59986195
not even that pham, posted in the 'wrong' thread and linked to it instead of reposting here desu.
>>59986158
at least i have mates then faggot
>>59986272
okay, lol
how come bumholes vary so much in size? is there really that much variation in the poo sizes of different people?
they're all wearing the same jacket again
>>59986022
madman
M A G A
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>>59986286
dun knoe
>>59986286
>he doesnt coordinate clothing with the mandem
SOme weak shit dat Bredrin
>at least i have mates then faggot
really want a nice bf who will go down on me all evening and not expect anything in return
don't reply to me
>>59985529
>>59986286
how is it possible for a few people to fit in the same jacket
>when you bumrush a windowmaker as d.va
>>59986282
literally everyone in this frame is a chav
she wants a man from brum
>>59985295
No love for aliens though
told the ex-gf to never contact me again and she actually did it the absolute madwoman :'(
>>59986407
where in London are you
going to send my brother to beat you up
>>59986437
whyd she leave you
>Don't like me?
>FUCK OFF
>Problem solved
>>59986437
its for the best trust me
There's a British themed pub in New York called Banter! Haha!
>>59986407
me in the maccies
>>59986439
posting from jail with poleaboo and half of /brit/
>>59986495
>when you try too hard to be like Mother
Why is she a "Lady"? Does making underwear get you knighted in Briton?
>>59986495
>BAYNDER
>BANE-TAR
yanks can't even pronounce it
>>59986495
delet this
Top Banter!
any lads here want to be my mate
just finished this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrH77D3fiuk
you lads over there have transformed and you can't go back. i feel bad for you.
>>59986476
Wanted to fuck someone else (had already started desu) and didn't want to fuck me.
>>59986489
Yeah I know but now I shitpost on /brit/ all night instead of having cute conversations until 3AM in the morning.
best bit of music in film
prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tiTzQoEWDw
i feel like slags are all part of a secret society of alien mutants hell-bent on taking over earth's breeding population
if this is true then it must mean that they have a leader; a megaslag. who could this megaslag be?
>>59986550
*mates with you*
>>59986556
haha cucked mate xDDD
>>59986587
ur mum
Like jet fuel, yeah? Can't even melt steel beams. Explain that.
>>59986556
string her up
>>59986617
who is this?
>>59986407
who u callin a chav fum??
>>59986613
nice one
Sissy Brit Boys
>>59986629
me x
>>59986613
i set myself up for this
>yfw she says you're "really nice, but..."
>>59986683
think she was saying you have a very nice butt (arse)
Imagine being a normie and not having the discipline to do something as simple as not cheating
>>59986659
the destruction of gender roles ruin everything
Why do Americans cling to outdated notions of masculinity?
Hold the fuck up lads, it's the Teleslags
>>59986702
bless you
you're a lovely human being
im off my fucking nut on HGH
*punches hole in my door*
>>59986708
>implying you would
your "discipline" is probably your inability to create opportunities to cheat.
think i read somewhere that teletubbies is communist propaganda
>>59986722
Tinky-Winky> Po> Dipsy > Lala
>>59986747
no shit
>>59986752
beta country
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/going-to-the-pub-as-a-muslim
>All the Shit You Have to Deal with Going to the Pub as a Muslim
I hope you lads don't give ANY Muslim ANY shit in ANY situation.
>>59986746
dont want a VAC ban mate
>>59986741
Enjoy your roid guy
>>59986788
>muslim
>in a fucking pub
What's he gonna do, drink J20s all night?
Look at yourself anon. What makes you possibly think a girl this perfect would ever want to be with you?
>>59986788
>goes to pub
>orders water
>is surprised when he gets shit for it
>>59986843
my fine decorum and delicate sense of humour
>>59986837
Why the fuck are you not banned yet
>>59986746
FONT
>>59986843
i invented pepe
wew, 95% of the girls on Tinder are rotters or basic af.
>>59986837
>in canada, 5 years after trudeau
fixed lol
>>59986843
Nothing.
I'm an ugly, depressed, emotionless sack of shit. I have no love to give to anyone or anything.
The very act of living bores me.
>>59986907
dont post racist stuff here thanks
>>59986843
I have a lot of money.
>>59986907
disgusting post
>>59986925
>depressed
>emotionless
Pick one faggot.
>>59986837
dead guy looked like a good lad desu
Hello?
Why are the youth of today so beta? It's all about entitlements and safe spaces.
What happened to rolling your sleeves up and doing an honest days work?
>>59986986
depression =/= sad
>my fine decorum and delicate sense of humour
>>59986986
Not him but they're not mutually exclusive
>>59987005
is it me you are after?
anyone els love russia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9RwYPsVpfM
>>59986986
Depression is not an emotion, it's a mental illness
>be edgy racist teenager
>grow up a bit and think maybe not all muslims are that bad
>befriend a group of muslims, who were born here, a few months ago
>shooting the shit with them one day
>conversation somehow got to honour killings over people talking shit about religion
>they more or less say "well if you're talking shit about islam you should kind of expect it, it's their own fault for opening their mouths"
>thought they were having a laugh
>they weren't
>start asking me how I'd feel if someone talked shit about my god
>just nervously said "y-yeah that'd be awful"
Don't know if I should report them to the police just incase.
>>59987005
ri
http://cytu be/r/ladtube
>>59987011
haha alright grandad pipe down
>>59987019
really find this lad's face offensive.
like if i was 5 pints deep i'd probably nut him
Really want to sing Elvis at a pub gig one day lads
My inner extroverted normie is eager to jump out
>>59986946
Could you buy me a bag of haribo please Mr Moneybags?
>>59987047
depression doesn't exist.
dont reply to him
>>59987013
>>59987025
>>59987047
Get over yourselves you numbnuts. Depression is not simply being reclusive fags too scared to leave mummys basement.
Also depression is a meme.
>>59987011
because you like to cherrypick
>>59987055
That'd be racist lad, you wouldn't want to offend their peaceful beliefs.
*slips daterape drugs in your drink without you noticing*
The Swedish race is chosen by God. We are messengers of God here on earth. To become a real Swede, you must either convert to Svenskendom or born of a real Swedish mother.
59987117
refrain from replying to this
>>59987077
more like:
nut on him
you gay son
>>59987091
Idiot
>>59987080
Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help
Falling in love with you.
Idiots
>>59985631
>Tfw oldest child
>>59987148
fuck off dad
>>59987154
not an argument
>>59987168
Would kill a rasheed to have my name placed in a lottery to be pissed on by her
>>59987185
bit uncalled for
>>59987194
>commie retard using alt-right retard memes
pottery
gonna do a cocaine
Alri lads
How's your Friday night chon session going?
>>59987127
*notices and drinks it anyway*
really bored lads
need a game to play
>>59987253
dark souls 2
>>59987253
Play with my willy
>>59987253
hide and seek
>>59987127
you just told me though
>>59986843
I'm 6'0, good looking, extroverted, fashionable and I have a big dick
>>59987055
The police these days agree with them.
>>59987282
Stole my post idea
>>59987253
dark souls 1
>>59987253
3D noughts and crosses
>>59987291
>1/5 dare to admit they do
wew
>>59986843
shes taller than me
>>59987253
xcom 2
>>59985295
kitties are great
>>59987253
chess
Trufax.
Imagine being a Victorian doctor, being highly paid to relieve society women's sexual frustrations.
>>59987291
other 4 are liars
>>59987352
fuck me that hit me in the feels
>>59987358
>Imagine being a Victorian doctor
Fuck that.
Seems right desu.
>>59987398
Rabbit should be everyday food. Their population doubles every year.
>>59987398
you got that off reddit didnt you
you faggot
hahah dont ask how i know thats from reddit though just a guess hahahah dont look at me ahhahah
>>59987398
>eating rabbit means you are in a crisis
I had rabbit stew like 2 weeks ago and it was phenomenal
Should have had the terrorist shout "Deus Vult!"
The fuck is 'pulled' pork?
And why is it everywhere you turn?
cat shat in my bed
might go do a cheeky shit in his bed tonight
>>59987439
do canadians posess empathy
>>59987459
Proper bbq pulled pork is the nicest shit you will ever eat desu
>>59987439
if i lie face down and start whining my dog immediately comes up and starts crying
pretty epic troll because i'm not even sad when I do it, dogs are stupid af lmao
>>59987476
you the lad whos cat escaped/got lost for a bit?
>>59985735
Why do you want to die? You managed to avoid banging some coke fiend.
Be happy la
>>59987352
>she watches then curls up next to the ipad
>>59987459
it's just diced pork marinated in god knows what
>>59987459
just remembered i have waitrose pulled pork and BBQ sauce in the fridge waiting to be eaten
>>59987457
As the Muslim dude on based HIGNFY said....it's not unlikely they would be Muslim.
I'm a 100% rasheed by /brit/ standards but c'mon, common sense says let's make it as realistic as possible
>>59987496
not me
>>59987495
Be careful lads. They start pawing and scratching at your face. Lots of stories of people dying in their homes, and German Shepherds especially eating the skin off their faces.
>>59987457
kek. Why should they apologize? they were just trying to make it as accurate to real life as possible
>>59987457
"RELIGION OF PEACE" would give mixed signals
>>59987517
>new zillander knows about HIGNFY
intredasting
i have a kiwi friend who's obsessed with never mind the buzzcocks (when it was good)
I never knew any UK panel shows even left these shores besides QI
Imagine having a life this pathetic
>>59987556
>>59987553
keep your comments to yourselves racists
>>59987398
good goy
>>59987553
did they meme-proof the originals?
>>59987581
Sorry forgot my name
Saying that 90% of NZ TV is from the Uk
>>59987586
this generation is truly fucked
p. sleepy
sucking a cock
>this generation is truly fucked
>>59987586
who knew trolling would evolve into this
it created an entire generation of post-ironic-unironic-nu-pseudoshitposters
>this generation is truly fucked
>>59987642
goy = girl/boy = gender neutral word for a person
good goy = good person
>>59987643
I thought there were only one batch of them but 2bh im not sure
u're mum is fucked
[spoiler]by me[/spoiler]
Fucks sake lads, forgot to get something and now I need to go to Tesco again.
>this generation is truly cucked
i love this generation
sad boys
anyone know a good asian porno to tug to?
>>59987773
unless you're an expat that name is cultural appropriation and it is NOT okay.
>>59987686
We normally ignore retards.
Try it.
>>59987775
>asian
As in South East Asian? I could think of a few.
>>59987811
*ignores you*
>>59987754
Also check.
>>59987811
>>59987830
owned
My cat is so nice and friendly :D
>>59987775
will let u fuck my gf for 5 freddos
>>59987870
um that's actually my gf. ask her son
>>59987870
*gives you a fiver*
get em yourself lad
>>59987870
Not paying £146 for that mate
Freddos are memeingly expensive these days
>>59987903
nige made freddos a pound each
>>59987903
Tomorrow I'm going to go to the supermarket here and show you guys how expensive imported British items are, jesus you could make a fortune selling that shit here.
life
deuce
brit
rigid
>>59987951
What happens to the price of freddos if we leave or stay in the EU?
doing a sad
wish i wasn't addicted to the internet
>>59987992
nige said if we leave feddos will be 50p
david "sideman" cameron
Reddit telling a Holocaust survivor to check his privilege.
alri?
>>59988059
>one person
>>59988085
irla
>>59988059
>Drumpft
It's a troll.
>>59988059
One person is hardly the site, that's as bad as the meme phrase 'public outrage' used in the media
>>59988059
>-63 points
leave reddit alone!
>"I've had a very good result especially on the erection, it's porno size. I can't get my hand around it.
>"As soon as they had done it I made them unwrap it so I could have a look, I couldn't wait I was actually quite excited to see the result, when you spend that kind of money you want to know."
>"I send my friends Whatsapp pictures, I tell everybody.
>>59986587
Your mum
>>59988210
join us on the 'tube
Reminder if you don't like cats then you're probably a murderer or psychopath/schizophrenic
>>59988237
bucks?
>>59988250
cytu be/r/ladtube
>>59988242
Cats are awful tbqh
@BrittyMcBritface
mate...
defended the white race today lads
>>59988059
>>59988130
>yfw it's not actually a troll
fucking great
Still gives a good laugh tho
>>59988444
how does this disprove it as a troll
got the gut out
>>59988503
pics?
on my way home now from dublin
>>59988559
sixth time this week
>>59988559
sixth time this week?
so tired
so tired
genuinely am and all
>>59988579
at enfield service station now
>>59988590
good banter
beginning to hate most people i know hahahaha
>>59988590
middling banter
>>59988466
It doesn't. It's his other posts that are all normal. Well, not really normal, but still.
lads could i get a r8?
>>59988597
go and see if I can get some food
>>59988652
i'd give you a 6 but that score must be redistributed to those less attractive than you
2/10
>>59988652
lmao seriously?
>>59988652
10/10
>>59988716
surprisingly good post
alri then
dunno what the rest of the day i'll do
just see how it goes
by'ai
>>59988761
i feel bad for kev
really, really down right now
i don't even know why
today was a normal day
got tickets for bill burr in august lads
>>59988761
wtf you forgot the "talk to you again"
would a racist irishman please respond to this post
>got tickets for bill burr in august lads
>>59988785
tried killing you'reself?
>>59988785
did you even use your AK?
>>59988785
turn that frown upside down
>>59988792
>manchester 02 apollo
literally doxxxed
Will someone please make a new thread
playing mario party 2 alone lads hahahahhah
>>59988853
out of london and manchester, you think manchester is the more likely option? you're bad at this m8
>>59987870
fuckin 'el mate, I'm not made of money
>>59988931
FAIL
>>59988988
FOL
>>59989003
A>>59989003
>>59989003
>>59989003
>>59989003
I'm sorry about this
we're literally all in here >>59989003
ngl yanks are the worst
>>59989183
FOL
(s)he's here
janny could be a woman
FOR FREE
FOR FREEEEEEEE
>you can't make new threads until page 8
>thread currently in latter half of page 7
ahhhh yes
I JUST WANT MY FUCKING /BRIT/ THREADS FOR FUCKSAK AHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAGAHAGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGH FUCK YOU JANNY CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREE
R
E
E
hmm, this thread looks not so terrible, Kate
