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crayon pop edition
cara
was literally on the verge of making a much better edition
Kyary
literally addicted to enter the gungeon lads
might play another game now
https://youtu.be/M4lXthHJUw4
Kyary
When will our Rose prophet return?
third for manchester!!!!!
liverpool subhumans leave
http://www.strawpoll.me/10326230
anyone give us a hand
>>59979285
I wonder what their vaginas look like while they're kicking
Just had a large egg fried rice with sweet and sour "chicken" balls.
full now.
>>59979285
How do you picture these absolute sub humans who post this in your head ?
Fat Virgin Niggers or just little Gooks ?
>>59979334
he sounds like a fucking downie
im howling
0151
>>59979411
white males
Do people still listen to The Hoosiers?
>>59979364
contorted and misshapen
AH FUCK BIT MY TONGUE
oh the pain's gone now never mind
what actually happened with rosy
in detail
>>59979395
Did you get any puddy tonight?
"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be, detested in France."
Greatest British man to ever live, surely?
https://youtu.be/9nbQPZ-k9_Y
im fairly certain length isnt a race
>>59979495
Did you get laid nigga?
>>59979454
which rosy are we talking about?
>>59979519
doxxable info
>>59979500
shut up you fucking length
>crayon pop
>>59979454
Fuck off im not letting you post this to r/4chan for your fucking ebin reddit karma. Get out of my fucking thread you runtish worm
>>59979497
Rorke
>>59979497
>[Teaser]
rosy
Non-lengths OUT.
New commiefu
>>59979595
literally just came into the thread and something big happened
im interested you mong, tell me
should I buy Super Mario?
>this is prime american tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjCh1u8SQlE
degenerates the lot of them, wonder if they know how mental they are
would anybody be interested in watching a 55 minute documentary on youtube about the history of rollerblading?
>>59979594
never gone on reddit in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiA-WglOpP8
good song
>>59979622
Bit droopy
*YAAAAAAWWNNNN*
/brit/ sure is shitty and boring today. o_O
>>59979656
you were warned
*pushes you to the floor*
*straddles across you*
*chokes the last drops of your runt 'life' out with my hands*
feeling a bit peachy
need an uzbek gf
>>59979659
in all fairness its trying to infect our shite now too
i wouldnt be surprised if they replace graham norton with someone else soon
>>59979725
its just been too good recently lad
lots of draams swear down
>>59979648
she's a 7.5/10 at best.
Have a feeling the 'rents might have gone to france but im not sure desu
>>59979747
prefer kazakhs desu
>>59979766
for the Euros?
post creepy shit
>>59979796
no for the bank holiday weekend
>>59979747
really want to visit uzbekistan desu
>>59979733
useless mong
just want to know
*YAAAAAAWWNNNN*
fuck off yank >:(
I'd like to say thank you for taking the time to read this post
>too poor to afford a proper harness and steed
>>59979419
>that bit at the end where he looks around
Fucking hell that really got to me, brutal af
>>59979819
and now you never will ;)
proper banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D3hZfJ2sqs
do not reply to him
>Liverpool
Oh for fucks sake
>>59979812
We have a holiday weekend too
Memorial Day is monday
>>59979659
oh what the fuck
i literally cannot watch this. it's so fucking pathetic. how did that fat cunt corden make it in the states anyway?
SEE I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.
>>59979841
>battle of the Spurs
didn't know that had football back then lmao
>>59979870
are you parents in france?
grand national
*blinks twice*
got a call from offcom today asking me how im going to vote in the referendum before the bbc debate
>>59979890
not even slightly witty
![Alberto-del-RÃo-y-su-novia-Paige-en-el-Reino-Mágico-de-Disney-12.05.2016-PWPix-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mAnRmF9.jpg "Alberto-del-RÃo-y-su-novia-Paige-en-el-Reino-Mágico-de-Disney-12.05.2016-PWPix-2[1]")
me and my new bird
>>59979285
My third shit in the space of an hour
Theme: https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RA
My asshole hurts to high hell
just did a triple backflip into swandive through a ring of fire
blink and you would've missed it
>>59979841
*blasts you away with my cannon*
>>59979942
is she blind?
>>59979870
>Memorial Day
Ah yes the day where Yanks have barbecues and get drunk to remember the war dead. Very impressive
>>59979893
dunno, possibly
>Why I would never subject my taste buds to the horror in liquid form that is an energy drink! Only Brita-filtered water and the finest microwaved tea for me thank you very much!
*resists capitalism*
ahh, much better
to do list over summer:
learn to drive
get bigger arms
make a tinder account.
i'll be slaying pussy then.
>>59979870
>tfw no extra weekend day because work Tuesday to Saturday
>>59979761
Kill yourself
horses
Anyone seen civil war? Is it any good?
>>59980000
seems like a good way to celebrate to me.
Just overheard a Scot on the bus ride home. Literally said 'ye me and angus are gon tae park l8r 4 a bagpipe and haggis session to earn money fer smack'
Fucking Scots I swear.
>>59980055
great song
>>59980055
yeah cromwell won
>>59980000
v. nice digits mate
also you sound kinda jelly
are you jelly?
I'll save a Bud Light Lime for you lad
>>59980055
it's probably shite :\\
>>59980016
as much as I like a good fedorapost, I really don't like energy drinks. The sugar high is awful
>>59980086
>bud light lime
you a girl or something?
>>59979622
kid a > ok computer > amnesiac > HTTT > in rainbows > TKoL> moon shaped pool > the bends > pablo honey
>>59980079
Ah good, lovely lad.
Looking at the #FinDom hashtag.
Cannot believe so many women exploit the mentally unstable.
When I was a child, I drank energy drinks as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
Be a man. Get yourself an Aeropress.
Enjoying my Crushed red berries and lime cider desu lads
is it illegal to trick people on facebook into giving me money for tickets for various gigs even though i dont have any tickets?
psssst
hey you
bums haha
>>59980144
>radiohead went good after pablo honey
>I'm not a limp wristed sissy faggot cock slave
Enjoying my Crushed lime berries and red cider desu lads
>>59980174
It's not even surprising
>>59980181
looks juvenile as fuck
>>59980204
Enjoying rollicking your arsehole
>>59980144
Honestly don't mind The Bends tbqh, only Pablo Honey is truly mediocre
>>59980243
girl
do we love our pakis? we have the greatest pakis
Talking of radiohead, proper tune lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
Why do you fags have so many fedora pics? Is it to fill the whole in your life left by the fact that you're mostly all kissless virgin neets who have nothing to do apart from shitpost on a mongolian cattle hearding board
really love pictures of politicians in high-viz jackets walking around factories and building sites
>>59980314
alri rasheed
>>59980329
The same reason you too are sat in posting on an Anime forum on a friday night probably
The lad who burnt the white house.
>>59980317
>We are
>Just happy to serve
>Just happy to serve
>You
ahh yes
>Why do you fags have so many fedora pics? Is it to fill the whole in your life left by the fact that you're mostly all kissless virgin neets who have nothing to do apart from shitpost on a mongolian cattle hearding board
>>59980329
>you fags
>>59980329
>whole
>dude like how do u have time to do anything but roll in dosh and fuk bitches u some gay virgem fag or somethin with no life???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmQi3UX_9WE
literally choon
so poleaboo started bullying the commie girls and they called the police on him?
what happened
>>59980449
yeah
hmm
ahh yes
>>59980473
most impressive
did a thing
>>59980449
Poleaboo (Amer Hussein of Rochdale, Greater Manchester) threatened to rape and murder them and now the police are getting involved.
With the lads.
Do Brits not realize that you can accept that you're European while still being anti-EU?
>>59979761
She's objectively at least an 8 minimum, and anybody who disagrees is a paki
With >>59980514
might not be having fun now but once me and the lads hit magaluf
the gf doing a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6RFKKHhoIw
>>59980514
Same.
>>59980536
but we don't want to be European, we want to be British
don't do it again
>>59980505
>>59980472
reckon all of brit is getting locked up
the police give you 50 years over any rude comment, and literally half of /brit/ has been mouthing her off
>>59980505
Any proof? Dudes getting arrested?
>>59980144
kid a and amnesiac are experimental beep boop rubbish
>>59980602
But you can be both
>>59980603
i wont
>>59980536
Britain is it's own continent
>>59980607
>Dudes
fuck off yank
>>59980553
>Why yes, you may stick your face between my cheeks, and not the ones up here la waheeeeeey
mum is lack-of-job shaming me again - wish she would give it a rest
>>59980625
I used to think that too when I was 12 years old
>>59980626
We didn't hate your types for 1000 years to become you.
>>59980630
This.
reminder >>59980606
>>59980626
>thinking you can be Anglo and continental at the same time
You vile ice-monkeys will never get it, let the greatest be great
>>59980674
My memory isn't that poor
>>59980674
>her
do not reply to xer
downloading the Lethal Weapon quadrilogy
>>59980703
>Yank
>Anglo
Oh you colonials make me laugh.
who are the commie girls?
Plans for June 23rd?
>>59980553
Sharp knees/ten
Would not even consider a pity fuck
>>59979419
>iraqi soldiers would rather surrender to isis and die like this than be killed in battle
>>59980760
pack for my holiday
Do not smear poleaboo, lads
>>59980747
someone kept spamming commie girls here and everyone got fed up and started bad mouthing them now the entire website is getting 50 years in prison
reminder >>59980674
>i am english
>i am british
>i am european
>i am western
hate that feel when there's literally no space in your head for more than one of these potential identities
is it acceptable to go out with your mates ex-gf?
>>59980795
>now the entire website is getting 50 years in prison
i was never apart of this
i am innocent
gonna play sims
business idea: don't try removing anal beads in the same way you start a lawnmower
>>59980743
>Yanks
>not Anglo
probably Rasheed trying to sow division again
love is hard to find
but its friday night
>>59980829
Outrageously good post
Unironically know a beautiful blonde bird who looks a LOT like Rachel, in fact more youthful looking.
>>59980835
bumhole did a wince reading this
>>59980553
bet her feet smell like maths
>>59980841
>Siding with the French to avoid tax
>Trying to invade Canada to kill the remaining loyalists in exile
>Literally deciding to end the British Empire
>Inviting the Irish in
Ahh yes, Anglo behaviour.
>>59980883
Id appreciate it if you didnt mention me on Anonymous forums thank you
>>59980827
guilty until proven innocent
>>59980706
wait I don't remember posting this
>>59980944
liverpool x
Is there a more tragic life than Poleaboo
>>59980827
I'm in your thread and there is nothing you can do about it
hohoho
>>59980928
we'd do exactly the same in their position
>>59980966
I need to stop drinking
Rashford
LEGEND
Ahh yes, what a fine country
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=22a_1464273627
got 2 (two) piss bottles
>>59981017
he was fucking shite
>>59980976
Poleaboo is the true victim in this modern age
>>59980973
FUCK
OFF
CUNT
We have to make captain America gay because 2016
Reckon poleaboo would make a good human pup
>>59981027
drowning and burning alive are my two biggest fears in dying, fucking hell.
>>59980976
The lad who's life is so tragic he came up with the Poleaboo gimmick
doing a bump of the kezzy
>>59981068
wouldn't mind this
DO NOT REPLY
2bh i miss the days when i'd come home from school, boot up msn, and see what was good on YTMND
simpler times
>>59981156
in general or just to this post?
>>59981156
alri poleaboo
your reverse psychology works on me
women are so dumb ahahahha
arguing with one right now
sad boys
we worldwide
gf just send this me
>>59981099
Huskies are so beautiful
>>59980993
Only a joke lad, it's just me
brits btfo
>>59981045
>18 years old
>youngest England goalscorer in history
>on his debut
Fuckoff
It's hard to believe that women THIS good looking actually study neeky things like mathematics at University.
Although, my A level maths teacher was an absolute *top* MILF. Like a mature Bar Refaeli, but tits twice as big.
>>59981197
me in the middle xxx
>>59981099
just saw this on gogglebox
im gay and id be fine if you wanted to wipe out all gays if it'd get rid of these literal degenerates
>>59981223
a lot of uni girls are fit. Someone who puts the effort in to study hard will also put the effort into their looks
>>59981223
Pity she's dating a Slav dancer
>>59981221
he's also a nigger that's not english
https://youtu.be/V5nk36WW3Pc?t=8m41s
Getting my daily intake
>>59981212
Only me!
what did poleaboo say to the commie girls
>>59981221
>scored a poorly struck goal
>did literally nothing else all game except give the ball away
>>59981213
This only confirms the idea that Irish = muslims. They're both religious nuts who have no contempt for democracy. Fuck them both, they're scum.
Interesting thread 2bh
>>70091952
>>59981292
He's a lad that thinks America is great. Bit of a belllend.
>>59981102
same mate, look after me pls
>you're really nice, but...
How do I get the internet oneitis to become my internet gf?
>>59981344
yes very interesting
might eat some cheesestrings
>>59981344
really makes you think that thread
>>59981387
Dammit, newfag I know, 3 arrows?
>>>70091952
>>59981404
are you literally 6?
>>59981364
didn't care earlier, don't know
>>59981344
Should make us all ponder our own mortality
>>59981447
LMAO BACK TO REBBIT PLEBBIT
>>59981197
Would unironically shag
>>59981447
>>59981433
>>59981387
I give up, it's a /tv/ thread about the last whites of the east end bbc doc
>tfw no Sershlad
My mum literally spends all day watching the Real Housewives
>>59981286
t. Polish immigrant
>>59981475
lel surprised you remember
Is poleaboo getting arrested again
>Housemates sister has her car parked on the drive next to mine so dyke housemate can't put her car there
>Of all the spaces on the road, or even behind my housemates sisters car, she chooses to park behind my car and block me in.
How the fuck can this be anything other than spite?
might go abroad and impress gorgeous foreign women with some classic British humour and wit that we're so famous for
>garlic bread
>>59981528
oho
HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE MESS UP CROSS-BOARD POSTING ALL THE FUCKING TIME
IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY IT'S SUCH A FUCKING SIMPLE CONCEPT
HOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST PUT THE NUMBER
DO YOU NOT REALISE THERE ARE CONFLICTING POST NUMBERS ON MULTIPLE BOARDS IT WOULD NEVER WORK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59981325
>irish
>religious
lol ok grandad
if you don't hate the catholic church you arent a cool kid these days
>>59980505
top kek i don't believe this but the thought of someone doing that.
anyways ye is this legit?
>>59981270
Are Irish Uni-age birds fit, lad?
Pic v related, goes to CIT
hiked, swam in a river and sunbathed on the rocks with the lads and beers today
was good shit
>>59981565
Thank you
>>59981598
We were hating the Catholic church in the 1600s but you whined about it then.
what are the following things..
turned(?)turnt(?) up
whippy nay nay
roadman
>>59981528
how was the journey abdul?
>>59981619
absolutely atrocious carpet
>>59981565
hmm, bbc showing clearly anti-immigration programming
a strongly worded letter is due me thinks
>make a post like 5 hours ago
>no one replies
>thought it went completely unnoticed
>post it again
>some autist searches your previous post on the archive and tells you to fuck off and stop blogging
>>59981613
>He didn't lose his virginity in freshers
Haha, you complete fucking loser
>>59981622
FONT
>>59981685
THey didn't search the archive. They've just been on brit for 5 hours solid as they have no life
>>59981651
I asked a guy at work who kept saying roadman what it meant. He didn't know.
Council of Islamic Ideology: Pakistani Religious Body Says Men Should Be Allowed to 'Lightly Beat' Wives
The council on Thursday released a draft of a women's protection bill that included language saying "light beatings" were justified if wives didn't wear specific clothing or refused sex, reports said.
Waheyyyyyyy
How do we skew this to blame it on white working class Brits?
>>59981658
wrong format for an album cover
can barely see the text
text is in the wrong font
WE WUZ LONDON AND SHEEEEET
>>59981685
Which post?
>>59981685
>I edit my pictures slightly so I can bait a response and get confirmed as a whining twat
>>59981700
>>59981658
you need to photoshop Poleaboo with his dress into it desu
>They've just been on brit for 5 hours solid as they have no life
missed the entire poleaboo rosy thing
was it to do with archives or that curiouscat thing?
>>59981658
lad in the front looks a tad gay
>tfw no Rose gf
done shite all today
raining like a mother fucker outside
>When you meet a brit on 4chan outside of /brit/
>>>/tv/70095838
>>59981838
me on the right
hisssssss :3
>>59981619
I would say the girls in my uni are better than what you'd see on an average night out
i'm in DIT so its not hard to get into but not easy so you have the nerds and losers filtered out
mostly decent women desu
>>59981822
I approve of this post
>find image on google
>open the preview
>preview is still blurry after 1-2 minutes
>view image
>file not found
>>59981838
D: was the doggy alright?
>>59981875
>I approve of this post
Because you are a tranny-enabler
>>59981822
hmm yes indeed
>>59981844
you can start by helping this poor lad here >>59981787
>>59981849
I think she's joking.
>>59981904
not sure how i feel about goblins driving cars desu
>>59981868
>Slightly better than the average Irish girl
So 4.5 out of 10?
>>59981888
died 3 months later of zika :[
>half of brit gets doxxed
>commie girls call police on /brit/
>birmingham is a tranny
literally missed everything For Fuck sake there needs to be a /brit/ extension
BBC talking about yank bathrooms fuck off
>>59981940
>not sure how i feel about goblins driving cars desu
NEED a thick gf lads
why are ppl making shit up about poleaboo
there's nothing on the archives about him "threatening to rape".
not cool bros.
>>59981787
it was a smear campaign against poleaboo lad
>>59981777
>poleaboo went nuts and is now full on tranny
Okay what the fuck did you all do to it?
>>59979419
actual modern day barbarians fucking hell lad that one got to me
Wish I was dead
You absolute melon
You absolute tool
It's time I take you back to school
BRAP BRAP BRAP
>>59981859
>that whole thread
>>59981970
doxxed
>>59981966
>birmingham is a tranny
not news
>>59981966
What's this?
>>59981966
There's 2 birminghams you idiot. Me (tranny) and the other one.
>>59979419
can some summarise this - dont want to get nightmares haha
>>59982006
>Margaret Constance "Maisie" Williams[1] (born 15 April 1997) is an English actress. She made her professional acting debut as Arya Stark in the HBO fantasy television series Game of Thrones, for which she won the EWwy Award for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama, the Portal Award for Best Supporting Actress – Television and Best Young Actor, and the Saturn Award for Best Performance by a Younger Actor.
>>59981944
4.5 isn't average?
nah but seriously most are decent. I live in Dublin though so I can't comment on the countryside.
From what I've seen on the internet and when i've visited the UK is both irish and english girls look the same p much
>>59982021
isis bash some lads heap in with a big rock,grim 2bh
>>59981838
Please don't ever post again
0161
>>59982018
fuck off histrionic piece of shit
BTW IM A TRANNY XDXDXD
you'll always be a deformed man
>>59981970
>dem eyebrows
Everytiem
>>59981971
*THICC
>>59979772
Literally just masturbated to a kaz chick's vagina
>>59982067
>>59982070
>>59982052
which of you are the lonely rus vlogger
>>59982048
why is /brit/ so good at doxxing??
>>59980829
1,3,2
>>59982052
>From what I've seen on the internet and when i've visited the UK is both irish and english girls look the same p much
Horrified at this prospect.
>>59982083
Better than being an inbred cornish. How's that independence working out for you?
i'm sure the lads just forgot to invite me out again haha
it's alright i can post on /brit/ all night haha
When are brits going to accept they fucked up their country and join the Celtosphere as lesser partners?
>>59982103
>why is /brit/ so good at doxxing??
We have nothing better to do
>>59982021
Mentally insane paki savages drop a big rock onto some poor lads head, unholy amount of blood. Grimmest thing I've seen 2bh.
Islam is disgusting.
>>59982130
>failing as a male and turning your cock inside out is better than being cornish
so birmingham, cornwall and poleaboo are going to womens prisons
who else
>>59981868
>i'm in DIT so its not hard to get into but not easy so you have the nerds and losers filtered out
>DIT
>not full of losers
>>59982135
>Celtosphere
ha ha what
>>59980045
We've all seen your personality, no you won't
>>59982181
I'm a girl hehe xoxo
>>59982121
He's right Rasheed. I went to Dublin not long ago and young Irish birds are pretty nice.
Although, women you find in capital cities tend to be good looking.
>>59982103
because half the people that post here are utter mongs and it's easy
>>59982103
people get too comfortable when they post here a lot and divulge info they normally wouldn't
>>59982157
How much would that house cost?
>>59982135
implying celts aren't smelly poos
>>59982179
I'd wager it is. I'd rather do that than fuck my sister.
>>59982181
nah you go male prisons unless birth certificate changed which you cant do for minimum 2 years
>>59980127
He may just have American roots or something, don't be too harsh on him.
>when someone without extra flags makes a post
>>59982135
that is a very poo shade of brown that britain is sporting
>>59982218
About tree fiddy
>why is /brit/ so good at doxxing
>mfw not doxxable
Elvis Presley was amazing
May his memory live on
>>59982218
125k
stevenage massive reporting in
did we just break?
>>59982257
Its mostly because /brit/ is retarded and dox themselves desu
>>59982264
Domino Presley is better
>>59982257
>tfw deleted facebook and worry people think I'm a raving recluse
I try to remember they probably forgot I had a facebook at all!
Sobbing and shivering right now
/brit/ LIVES AGAIN
>>>/ck/7717307
>>>/ck/7717315
LET ME POST REEEEE
fucking gookmoot
>>59982189
compared to the other ITs its not and it doesnt really have the faggots youd get in the likes of Maynooth
hello
heard a rumour that brighton has a lot of gays
is this true
>>59982325
alright louis
fucking jap cunt
>>59982052
>both irish and english girls look the same
Half right.
Most girls could be Irish or English but some girls you can tell by looking at them which they are, especially typically Irish (read: slightly manly built brunette girls but kinda cute, too) girls
>why is /brit/ so good at doxxing
cause half the the posters here are complete and utter retards and it's easy
t. got belfast
>>59979419
am I the only one who found this funny?
it's clearly fake.
and even if it's not I'm laughing at the pure fact a Justin Bieber thinks it's appropriate to have that on his harddrive and was like
>HAHAHA EBIN INI /BRIT/ FRIENDS LOLL XD
>>59982275
ST NEOTS MASSIVE
>using the top thread on /b/ as an indicator of whether 4chan is working or not
I thought we were over this
Post your gfs
be honest x
fuck everyone in this thread
>>59982105
bums pictured
>>59982419
im not in the thread im just a spectator :-)
>>59982338
what the fuck even is the placenta? does it drop out after birth of something?
>>59982275
Beds, Herts and (fuck those posh cunts) Bucks reporting in.
HERLLO
>>59982416
Wife but close enough
>>59979419
that "blood" looks a bit suspicious to me
Why did Irish get banned from pubs lads?
>>59982275
BEDFORD reporting in
like luton, but a bit less shit
>>59982397
lucky im not a retard then
>>59982511
haha doxed :)
>>59982543
they smell
>anon, why are there spiders literally all over your bed and wardrobe
>>59982509
>>59982398
clearly not fake you fucking paki apologist
>>59982511
shit fucking hairline on her
jesus christ she needs to sort that our.
>>59980976
louis
>>59982397
you the same lad who got westmidchav?
want to howl at his Facebook page
believe his first name is Callum
Gf pictured
>>59981822
she has the smooth face of the mongoloid
>>59982634
>replying to a 45 minute old post
kys
>>59982621
look mate, i grew up on ogrish and rotten dot com, i was watching beheading videos while you were still sucking on your mum's teat. fuck off
>>59982394
>brunette
i'd say about 50% of women have their hair dyed blonde over here
>>59982560
If Mk42: hello friend
If MK41: fuck off billionaire
>>59982730
literally at the beefeater drinking an overpriced pint earlier. ever been down route 51 lad?
am i shadowbanned?
how old do I have to be before I'm a loser for not having a driving license?
t. 20 year old former NEET
