Racists OUT edition
all below are fags
janny's gonna do his NUT
> new thread already
Janny's gonna send you straight to Scotland Yard lad
poo
thoughts?
Who are you supposed to vote for out of Labour and Tory? Labour are no longer for the working class and are headed by a Communist/ Socialist, open borders nut job. The Conservatives are for the elite and rich whilst they also have done nothing to cut down migration.
>donald trump may actually become president of america
>uk may leave the EU
meme magic lads
>>59922447
Poop
Rebuttal?
>>59922388
Paki fucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIpA_B5khZc
posting a tune to truly EXPRESS my feelings lads
Doing a poo tbqh lads.
>tfw cat gave birth to 4, 1 has died and 1 is dying
more pics of the bodily attractive gypsy with the semi low enclosure in the yard please
>>59922475
can't argue with that mate
Drinking coffee lads
imagine trusting a girl enough to suck on your willy and not chomp down
you normies are nutters
>>59922454
UKIP
>>59922494
thank you for your honesty
Apologise.
>>59922454
neither
YYEWWWWWKEEEEEEPP?
>>59922505
its natural lad, don't get hung up on it
>>59922505
haha
We gotta install microwave ovens.
>>59922512
Good debate lad, better luck next time
>>59922352
didn't see new thread
zweihander has shitty scaling, leveling strength won't help much after you can 1h it
as for what to do, you have
>4 lord souls
>great hollow
>painted world
>DLC
>>59922565
why, you fancy a cuppa?
>>59922505
kitten is die? :c
We should just give Northern Ireland to the Republic. Mostly because I think the original Union Flag looks much better, and we can call ourselves simply Great Britain.
>This time last year, we said we would listen to people's concerns and get immigration under control. Today I can confidently say that we are getting there.
>If we take the steps set out today, and deal with all the different avenues of migration, legal and illegal, then levels of immigration can return to where they were in the 1980s and 90s, a time when immigration was not a front rank political issue. And I believe that will mean net migration to this country will be in the order of tens of thousands each year, not the hundreds of thousands every year that we have seen over the last decade.
>Yes, Britain will always be open to the best and brightest from around the world and those fleeing persecution. But with us, our borders will be under control and immigration will be at levels our country can manage. No ifs. No buts. That's a promise we made to the British people. And it's a promise we are keeping.
NO IFS.
NO BUTS.
THAT'S A PROMISE WE MADE TO THE BRITISH PEOPLE
Can you imagine being an unpaid volunteer on the international section of an anime imageboard who does things like delete on-topic posts and then appeal to a higher up moderator who actually does get paid for the poster to be banned from using the imageboard in question?
I can't imagine doing this but I'm sure the people who do are really cool and have a lot going for them, like education, employment, or even just some physical fitness. Yes I'm sure these volunteers are some of the finest specimens available.
>Next time you see a pretty young bird out in town, with those gorgeous, slender, sun-kissed bare legs and a perky bum that makes you go "Oof", just think to yourself:
>She almost certainly has a boyfriend who will likely be kissing and caressing every inch of her delectable body tonight, and sliding his erection deep inside of her as they make passionate love on a summers evening.
>And it won't be you. It will NEVER be you.
>All of these beautiful women out in the sunshine? You can look, but you can never touch.
>>59922531
why would she chomp down
>>59922538
fine as a protest vote but no good for governance.
me IRL rate
>>59922352
>>59922596
oh, and dark anor londo
>>59922557
not good with dealing with death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scuwHxTOFdo
>ask girl at work out
>she says she has a boyfriend
>emails me later to invite me out for drinks with her and her female friends (message started with "hey :)"
>adds me on fb
>haven't seen her all week cos I've been in training
>emails me today saying "hey :) sorry for being a creep but I noticed you haven't been coming to the kitchen at lunch these past few days, hope you're not avoiding it because of me"
what did she mean by this?
>>59922584
Great. Now fuck off, yank.
>>59922611
>implying we shouldn't just take the rest of Ireland
>united kingdom of the British isles
>>59922388
Immigrant speaking.
Leaving the EU is your last chance.
Bringing non-white Commonwealth migration to a halt would also be a very good idea.
>>59922596
okay, is the zwei good enough to carry me throughout the game?
I've got the doll so I can do painted world, where would you recommend starting?
So I work IT.
Just literally went up to a old man's computer, did a cold reset and the fucker thought I was a wizard.
neighbour is doing a water the plants
>>59922637
bit 2d
>>59922637
there's nobody there?
>>59922671
any weapon is good enough for pvp
generally i like to go through lower new londo after i get the lordvessel because you can get the very large ember and upgrade to +15
>>59922672
>cold reset
?
>>59922667
Exactly this.
Pepsi > Coke, 2bh
>>59922660
>(message started with "hey :)
why did you feel the need to add this detail you autistic little worm
>>59922668
I'm pretty old lad and i just gave some FALSE PRAISE to this british faggot who thinks he fixed my computer
he seemed so proud of himself i couldn't say anything
I knew what the issue was all along lads
>>59922660
She likes that you like her so she wants your attention
>>59922671
of course it is
>post rate increases dramatically after 3pm
hmm I wonder why that could be
>Just literally went up to a old man's computer, did a cold reset and the fucker thought I was a wizard.
>>59922662
*burps in your face*
>>59922717
coke >>>>>> pepsi m80
>>59922721
Fuck off yank
>>59922671
>>59922705
oops, meant pve
so yes, zwei is good
>>59922660
That cunt us obviously looking for a ride on the cock carousel, just not a relationship because she got a beta provider already.
>>59922672
wow, I know you're probably really busy mate but have you got time to tell that story again? it was absolutely captivating
>>59922660
She's playing you. She likes the fact that you give her attention and sees you as backup if things go wrong with her boyfriend. You're essentially a hot water bottle.
>>59922660
she has plans for you, whether her own delights or those of her friends, something is in store. You have been assessed as satisfactory and possibly to be offered to her friends for pleasure purposes.
>>59922660
sounds like she's laying the groundwork lad
off to beduu lads goodnightuu~! :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA4EzDqsh7A
>>59922668
who said blacks can't be racist eh
>>59922667
While that ofcourse would be the best possible option, I'm staying in the bounds of reality. It's much more likely that Northern Ireland will go.
I'd also like to see sweeping constitutional reforms when this happens as well, like having an elected head of state but still call them king or queen.
>Australia's national Women's soccer team lose 7-0 to Newcastle Jets U15 boys' side
>>59922742
Coke makes my mouth dry. Pepsi doesn't. Also it tastes better
>>59922784
are you an anime???? hello anime!!! :)
>>59922705
>>59922748
okay I dont have any plans for pvp so I'll stick with it
how do I get to lower Londo
cheers for the help lad, this game is so fucking fun now that I actually have somewhat of an idea what to do
This fine young American fellow came out to help me with my computer. I just can't make ends of these things haha. He was a bit fat mind you.
how tall do you have to be to ride the cock carousel?
mom called me a sleazebag
>>59922796
AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING DYING HERE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html
post a gat
>>59922796
>>59922820
At least this high.
>>59922809
just go through new londo, it's pretty small so you won't miss it
uhmm reminder that the racist swede isnt me :P
You lads heard about this shit in France?
>>59922796
girls btfo how will they ever recover?
>>59922710
Hard reset, unplug it physically, hold the power, reset the battery on the mobo and boom.
>>59922795
do the northern irish even want to leave?
>>59922611
this 2bh lads
>>59922860
oh shit, I thought for some reason lower londo would be off of anor londo, so I just go through new londo yeah? where all the ghosts are, over the bridges and that? there's a big house type thing at the end but last time I went there I got bummed
>>59922667
I agree wholeheartedly
>>59922910
lol who cares
>>59922814
All the Jewish pornstars have no problem getting fucked in the ass. Why is this?
>>59922910
>giving a fuck about what northern Ireland thinks
>>59922895
your country should've let the Germans take it
>>59922926
yeah you have to go to the roof of the house
with a decently strong weapon like your zwei you should be able to one shot the ghosts anyways
reminder that norn iron will become one giant immigrant camp when we leave the EU
>>59922796
>>59922943
compared to?
>>59922934
>you'll never be able to do this because sentimental yanks would be funding the shit out of the south
can you kids understand french people when they speak english?
>>59922934
Where is Ulsterlad?
>>59922895
cunts are always protesting, dont they have a socialist pm as well
dont care
>>59922388
What? There are literal racists browsing /brit/?
ugh... PLEASE tell me your joking
All the good Germans died in WWII. They're all cucks now with no backbone. A lot of them look swarthy, don't have blonde hair/ blue eyes.
>>59922895
Oy it's 1848 all over again
>>59922910
Not atm. I believe the Republican population is growing faster though.
>>59922911
Not doing it for you Taig, doing it because I think that it would be cool to have the original flag back. Also your economy would take a massive dive when your unite, and I really like the sound of loads of Irish people coming over here.
>>59922967
>Should have let your country be invaded by foreigners
No fuck off
>>59922968
nice one lad, thanks again
also, I went human before the O&S fight because I wanted to summon sunbloke but I couldn't find his sign anywhere, is he summonable for that fight or only select ones?
>>59922934
Enjoy US literally carpet bombing east belfast and flying drones over unionist areas
Plus Northern Ireland is a shithole, inbred unionists ruined it, nobody wants it
>>59923036
>I really like the sound of loads of Irish people coming over here
please no
>>59923002
most of the ones I meet speak good enough english, though i did give a french guy directions in london and he coudnt understand me saying kilometre, had to say keelomeetraaar for some reason.
>>59923036
>I'd I really like the sound of loads of Irish people coming over here.
Not happy with you right now lad.
>>59923015
shouldn't be telling you this so keep it to yourself but we're only doing it to lure in the REAL racests so then we can report them 2 the polise ;)
>>59923076
>>59923089
What? They're pretty cool, and much better than fucking Muzzies.
>>59922895
The fires rises... communism will win.
>>59923041
his sign is on one of the landings of the staircases in the cathedral
you don't need to summon him though, his questline will still continue
stop talking thats fucking boring patter shite
>>59923078
reported you sick fuck
>>59923108
many of the gentlemen in these threads operate under meme logic only and have never actually been to ireland or met many irish people
>What? They're pretty cool, and much better than fucking Muzzies.
>>59923067
you guys would be better off if you just joined us again
>>59923037
meant France
>>59923004
Ded
>>59923108
>What? They're pretty cool
You've already moved over haven't you Paddy?
>>59923078
weew lad
>>59923145
How? Ireland is the fastest growing economy in Europe, how would joining the UK improve us in any way economically? Plus, culturally we certainly wouldn't improve, don't want you forcing us your muslim bullshit
>>59923135
I've met one Irish person, he called a taxi driver a cunt, refused to tell him where he lived and broke his door on the way out
>watching old Law & Order
>fucking Idris Elba out of nowhere
Weird desu
just ate a waffle lol
not had a wank in 4 days and i just tried to have one there and it was so shite i had to stop
>>59923135
>>59923108
Pykies are a pain.
Butthurt as the Poles, drunk as the Russians and unpleasant as your typical immigrant.
Avoid at all costs.
>>59923197
Next Bond when?
Would like a nice black gf
>>59923240
kick us out of your ''''''''union''''''' then please
thanks x
>>59923242
would work better as a bond side character tbqh
>>59923242
Loki's actor is up for the part, Elba stands no chance
>>59923242
When Tom Hiddleston finishes filming it
>>59923240
>Pykies
pikeys mate, pikeys. It doesn't have any grammar changes or punctuation becuase they are fucking pikeys.
business idea: northern irish puppet state
>>59923137
Travellers arent irish they're just scumbags, scumbags go beyond nationality
>>59923135
What's wrong with us
>>59923242
they wouldnt risk losing international audiences
>>59923326
i'm defending you lad
i live north of the border
>>59923326
>Travellers arent irish
ummmmm
>>59923284
>>59923304
He's pretty sharp too but I feel Elba would be more badass and keep it in the Craig-fuck shit up-roll
Hiddelston would be more goofy gadgets spy
>>59923306
No bully pls, not a native
>>59923272
The Union is the last thing you have, you cunt bag.
anyone of you ever had a pikey girl?
>>59923135
Yeah they're pretty cool.
>>59923156
Fuck, I'm Welsh who has an affinity for Irish.
>>59923240
Pikeys aren't normal Irish people you cunt.
*pops an SSRI in York*
>>59923395
Isn't a pikey a type of fish?
>>59923395
there was a pikey girl in my school that was built like tyson fury and could overpower most teachers by the time she was 14
just watched the latest episode of goat
lmao @ that pixie elf bitch who blew herself up haha really? i started laughing when that happened god that was so tacky. were we really supposed to feel anything when that happened? there had been practically 0 character development for her lmao
>>59923405
>have an affinity for the Irish
Then fucking move there. Don't invite them over here.
Is it true that nobody really drinks coffee at all in the UK or have I been memed this morning?
>>59923357
There are Irish travellers but not all travellers are Irish. A lot of the Irish ones descend from the Irish navvy gangs that helped build the canals as railways, they lived in huge camps up to several thousand strong travelling the country and many stayed liking the life. Didlo's and pikeys are more generally are from other ancestors.
>>59923405
>I have an affinity for the Irish
>>59923444
i have had about 6 cups today, but i drink tea as well. Coffee is popular though.
>>59923444
We all drink tea with our fish and chips mate
the UK is the #8 most hated country in the world apparently
>those fucking comments
top fucking kek
Being alt-right is such a pathetic fad.
The level of try hard to be different is over and above Goth stage.
Sad.
>>59923395
your death would be swift if you were lucky.
>>59923504
absolutely can guarantee all the """"irish"""" posts were from yanks
haven't showered in a week
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>>59923440
An affinity for Irish people, not Ireland you shit.
>>59923474
>Stupid dumb, fedora scum.
>>59923504
i'm not a fan of being part of the UK, but if they did announce that they were giving us back to the south you would see a chimpout on the scale of the troubles. it's better to just wait out the demographics change.
>>59923540
I don't know, they are VERY bitter.
>>59923524
what about centrist?
i'm a centrist.
>>59923524
Disdain for Plebs gives me AIDS. Truly cannot stand the way their admins try to pretend they're some sort of 'refined gentlemen' just give it up you arseholes.
>>59923552
Come fight me then faggot. I'm not going to you though, come meet me in Wakefield cunt, 'll break you in boxing.
>>59922660
Just ignore her. She's bipolar or some shit.
Even if you eventually fuck her it's really not worth it.
>>59923482
Thats what I thought but some jackass on /fit/ was trying to tell my it was virtually unheard of
>>59923555
>Likes Irish people
>Refuses to move to Ireland
Fuck off. If anything we need less of them.
>>59923588
*sound of lightning in the distance*
>>59923656
t. butthurt loyalist
>>59923656
who would you prefer comes to your country m8
you have more than 300,000 a year. choose wisely.
>>59923444
Coffee is mainly consumed by professionals / trendy types. Most people do drink tea here but I prefer coffee.
alri lads
going to watch the new x-men movie even though i hate superhero shit
>>59923504
honestly surprised we are so low, thought we would be right after nk
flip on the telly
rustle with jimmy
jesus christ can you like stop posting? youre ruining my internet reputation you fucken imposter
>>59923697
>>59923711
would rather have you lot than muslims or indians tbqh
It's amazing how many NEETs who have never worked a day in their life talk up right-wing politics, the virtue of hard work and the government needing to take a stand against unions/protests.
If you could only see yourself.
>a casserole is a type of cookware, how do you smell like casserole
>americans
>>59923639
Lol every high street has several coffee shops, where i live there are probably 30 scattered across the town and along the seafront.
Just spitballing here, but what if instead of selling psychoactive substances, they split the compound into 2 inert substances and sell those instead?
Kind of like a DIY drugs lab.
People already do something similar to extract DXM from cough syrup.
Wish it just went back to being England and Wales 2bh
>>59923835
if they could they wouldn't be right wingers lel
what part of the UK you from la
>>59923835
Jokes on you, I'm just waiting to die
>>59923736
>le everybody hates us and wants to throw us into the sea meme
Are you actually retarded enough to believe that shitty propaganda?
I don't hate Israel or Jews and I'm Muslim if that makes it any more significant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PtRiQPLsMI
i hate niggers
>>59923888
Canada
>>59923835
I agree, but I'm right wing and like unions. The whole point is that you don't need the government to ensure workers' rights, the workers can do it themselves through unions
what if you made an effort to integrate into the pikey way of life? we also have pikey here.
SHITSKINS OUT
>>59923850
Not him but are they for tourists or do locals chill there too?
Going to watch anime with the internet gf
>>59923909
what part of canada la'
>>59923904
nice rare. big honor
>>59923904
alri proxy
>>59923932
nice
>>59923904
reported to Dear Leader
>>59923932
visit www.porn.com instead my friend
>>59923910
>you don't need the government to ensure workers' rights, the workers can do it themselves through unions
You need parliament to pass legislation which will preserve worker rights into law. That's what unions did.
>>59923904
are there pikeys in northern korea?
>>59923932
>internet gf
>>59922388
>Racists OUT edition
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/may/25/world-of-warcraft-the-beginning-review-end-already-nigh
>The prospect of a predominantly white, European realm being invaded by foreign, primitive, darker skinned hordes (they are actually called the Horde) might set alarm bells ringing in our current climate of immigration anxiety. Is this a veiled Ukip broadcast? Or a pro-Trump one? Nobody suggests the orcs are there to steal Azeroth’s jobs or exploit its benefits system, thankfully, though they are intent on overrunning their adoptive country and sucking the souls out of all its living creatures.
I mean holy shit what the fuck UK? Isn't the guardian supposed to be a respectable news outlet or something?
back from work btw lads
>>59924012
thats inappropriate
>walking through field near my house
>some lad and his missus are driving out of it as I'm walking past
>fate timed it perfectly so we'd collide
>forced to acknowledge eachother
>he puts his thumb up out the car to me
>i put mine up to him and give a natural smile because i found it funny
I did it lads.
God save the Queen.
>>59923944
Gatineau
>>59923946
>honor
Fuck off yank
Shaving the sack while taking a poop lads
>>59924036
the guardian is the least respectable news outlet possible
someone post all the headlines from the guardian, always gives me a laugh
>>59924061
shit city lad, full of frogs
>>59923921
pic was in Brighton, my fav shop and is just locals. tourists dont visit the seaside in winter, its fierce and the coffee shops are still full at the weekends and early morning. where I am most tourists go in Starbucks and Costa.
>>59924036
No it's the left wing version of the daily mail
>>59924036
I find it somewhat ironic that they are saying the movie is racist because they few Orcs as black people
>>59924050
he ran you over and you gave each other thumbs up?
that's the story you're bragging about? what has it got to do with the queen though?
>>59924036
actual news wise, guardian can have good pieces, but opinion pieces on the guardian are notoriously toxic
>>59924076
lol I almost thought "shaving the sack" was some sort of brit talk
>>59924036
The Guardian hasn't been respectable for a long time. I don't particularly agree with what they write but I'll admit that the paper isn't nearly as bad as their online 'news', their online outlet is pretty much a UK version of Salon. They are forever writing far-fetched think pieces purely for the reaction.
jodie
>>59924123
You have newspapers in Ireland?
>>59924050
>walking along road holding an rc plane to fly it in local field
>car behind starts slowing down
>slows right down and waves as I drive past
>wave back
>drives off
No idea who the fuck he was desu
>>59924107
>the guardian is the least respectable news outlet possible
The Guardian is shit but you're insane to believe this.
on a mad ting
Wish they had Pret in Denmark
>>59923904
alri kim
lets roll some ecciezzzzzzzzz lads
smoking a dart lads
>>59924207
good lad
about to drop it lads
Actually think I've got thrush on my cock lads. Not even meming. Itching like fuck.
>>59924036
>guardian
>respectable news outlet
>>59924169
Are you a Brit?
>>59923900
i am so hard right now
>>59924139
I'll forever shun the shit out of that news outlet from now on.
If I see a guardian post I'll laugh my ass off next time.
>>59924229
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>>59924235
I've got a sparrow on mine
whats the difference between a meme and gimmick? Are gimmicks a meme or is meme just a gimmick name for a gimmick?
>>59924256
>opinion piece
>>59924169
Flat white and an almond croissant from Pret is my fave brekky desu
>>59924301
nova cucklandia
>>59924301
no thats me
>>59923900
Turned off after 60 seconds.
I've never heard such euphoric shit in my life.
>>59924321
A gimmick is a pre-meme state
>>59924293
i used the guardian as a source for pretty much all my work
teachers said that it was a secure source and i did a good job
>>59924321
Gimmicks are specific to generals like /brit/, memes are board wide, website or across the internet.
>>59924332
>>59924355
HALIFAX
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>>59924321
gimmick - 1 person
meme - many people
