Couch edition
nige
crayon pop
>>59920301
At least you posted Ellin this time
>>59920095
After how many years? And does it still feel good?
Stopped feeling good for me after about three years. Sort of went numb to alcohol.
>>59920301
vietnam fucking shits
That's a sofa
B8 out the skets
Patrician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1sjvc0SLc4
>>59920313
shockingly good post
>>59920272
early thread fuck off
did you know that if an immigrant gets a minimum wage job here it generates 3 well paid jobs for the native people
>>59920378
cool it janny
BREAKING NEWS
Donald Trump wins enough delegates to secure Republican presidential nomination at July convention - AP count
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36392084
>>59920329
6 years every night. Yes it still feels good but I suppose I was exaggerating a bit I only do it at night I stay sober all day every day. Utterly killed my appetite though
>>59920301
Hold the door lol!!
>>59920206
I too have a driving license, and a car.
I've heard him on the phone begging for a few days extra to pay his rent and he cannot afford to pay the mechanic for his shitty old BMW.
Yes, so much money.
>Hillary Clinton will lead America in your lifetime
How do I navigate the dark web?
Might as well try some E, coke and dope now.
>>59920424
wonder what the correlation is between being fat and having low T
friend of mine doesn't even have arm pit hair lmao
off to my interview
>>59920424
How did this happen?
>>59920458
stop posting about fucking american politics here you fucking jizz stain. piss off
I want a puppy.
>>59920424
Wont even open her eyes
Do I wanna know if this feeling flows both ways?
>>59920498
Not even the same guy you ignorant lard. Go stuff your face with tea cakes.
>>59920424
absolutely love that smug look on his face with his hands on his hips at the start
need a shag lads it's been over 2 years
the guy from the thick of it is on
>>59920544
what same guy? you made the post i was replying to you fucking sperg
kpop is a jewish conspiracy
enjoy your unbalanced hormones goys
>>59920563
slag
Good tune.
>>59920544
stop posting about fucking american politics here you fucking jizz stain. piss off
>>59920424
>>59920554
>token black woman and cancer patient
Political correctness gone mad
>>59920584
song*
>>59920476
It's even a stereotype of being fat and hairy so doubt much
>>59920584
was better when i put at 0.5x speed
I've got this idea
I record myself naked in my sisters room, dressing up and doing certain poses etc.
Then I sync up the video with audio of myself reciting a brother/sister femdom story
>>59920476
>tfw can't grow a real beard
>almost no body hair
>7.8 inch cock
nature is strange
>>59920554
David Davis is a good lad and I miss red ed
>>59920554
>politician, politician, politician, someone that writes books for a living, politician
Hmm...
>>59920563
>linking a gif
fuck off
>>59920655
>>59920625
don't reply to me please
do not engage him
>>59920655
>188cm
>6 inch milker
Feels insecure man
>>59920655
Better than being a Sasquatch lad
Being hairy is miserable
>>59920665
Yes they normally have politicians on question time
>>59920650
reminder that this person Is currently bad evading
Last night lawyerlad on Tinder posted a girl he matched with and said he thought that she'd be the type of girl we'd like.
He was right.
Zezima has logged in.
Zezima has logged out.
>>59920704
Seriously want to get my ass, chest and stomach waxed.
Fucking scared to book an appointment
>>59920747
A magical force stops you from moving.
A magical force stops you from moving.
A magical force stops you from moving.
A magical force stops you from moving.
Oh dear, you are dead!
>>59920756
ah yes, makes perfect sense
>>59920741
lawyerlad is in the top 3 of the shittiest /brit/ """personalities"" with 190cm of autism and pedodrag
Going clay pigeon shooting this weekend lids. Might just blast myself as soon as they give me the shotgun lmao
>>59920728
It was a 1 day ban, I don't know why the ban page said 3
>>59920750
I want to get a full body wax but when they see me they're gonna charge double
I would've been killed in the Middle Ages for fear I was a werewolf
http://www.hsj.co.uk/topics/workforce/exclusive-huge-leak-reveals-bma-plan-to-draw-out-junior-doctors-dispute/7005113.article
Ahh fucking yes
Everyone said it was different this time, it wasn't just another Union being cunts....
>JDC chair Johann Malawana told the group in December that the “best solution” might include playing out the dispute for so long that it would “force” the government “to impose [the contact] against our support”.
>Despite protestations that the dispute was about “safety, not pay”, the issue of weekend pay was described late last year by a JDC executive member as “the only real red line” for junior doctors. This point was only finally conceded by the JDC on 7 May when it decided to re-enter negotiations.
>However, Dr Malawana discussed conceding the weekend pay issue if the government increased the medical pay bill by £500m-£700m
And my FAVOURITE bit - even the BMA think the junior doctors were arrogant
>Dr Malawana described the prospect of strike which involved the removal of emergency cover as “a vanity event for juniors” and warned against it.
am I a /brit/ celebrity yet?
>>59920807
ah yes what a coincidence that the unions start getting restless as soon as corbyn is elected labour leader, what a surprising turn of events
>>59920826
that angle tho
>i-it's big I swear
And with a face like a dad and a laughable stand
You can sleep on the plane or review what you said
When you're drunk and the kids leave impossible tasks
You think over and over, "hey, I'm finally dead."
Oh, if the trip and the plan come apart in your hand
Tou look contorted on yourself your ridiculous prop
You forgot what you meant when you read what you said
And you always knew you were tired, but then
Where are your friends tonight?
Where are your friends tonight?
Where are your friends tonight?
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
If I could see all my friends tonight
>>59920864
post your pecker lad
>>59920763
Taste vengeance!
gf
poo tit wee wank arse
When man's at the GYM trying to get DENCH for the GYALDEM, ROADMEN are at eating FRIED CHICKEN and bunning ZOOTS before going RAVING on DRONE and BAITING out SKETS. Man lifts BARE weights and doesn't get no PENGTINGS, while ROADMEN MC part time and sell PILLS, while doing your ex up the BATTY
>>59920476
>wonder what the correlation is between being fat and having low T
there is a correlation between high bf% levels and low t
>>59920460
google it
Alex Grey.
Pornstar born in 1996 and only one month before I was born.
Gets me hard as nails.
>>59920895
Nothing interesting happens.
>>59920902
>bunning ZOOTS
dont have a clue what this means but am going to steal it and use it for whatever I think best
>>59920927
>Pornstar born in 1996 and only one month before I was born
>>59920902
you literally robbed my post from that thread on /fit/ yesterday
I want compensation, my gimmicks are copyrighted
Opinions on Jerry lads?
>>59920927
Can't get over the fact that I'm older than Margot Robbie
She looks like an adult, I haven't changed since school.
Apologise.
doing an anxiety
>>59920962
not a fan
>reported a lot of posts yesterday
>try to report something today
>"You have to wait a while before reporting another post."
>>59920968
deded out flag
>>59920927
She been BLACKED™ yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ek-S80-2sg
Unironically have fond memories of Spanish dubbed episodes of Doraemon
>>59920927
It's weird that I'm older than a lot of pornstars now and I'm not even 21 yet
>>59920997
ah yeah very true tbf also very deep
>>59920969
Surreal post
>>59920928
brother, i will help thee with this infidel!
>>59920997
What does this even mean 2bh
>>59920939
smoking a joint
Wise words 2bh
>>59921061
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
>>59920927
>born in 1996 and only one month before I was born
forgot that literal children post here
tights
>>59920962
should have sided with them tbqh
Have you ever noticed how everyone who likes anime on this board is a muslim?
Tell me about your hopes and dreams for the future
I want to live vicariously through you
>>59921089
>20 year olds are children
>>59921089
>says the kpop nonce on a proxy
>>59921100
not really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb3i8PPO14U
grime
>>59921099
If we sided with them in WW1 The British Empire would still exist.
>>59921117
not on a proxy
ur mum lmao
>>59921100
are you retarded
this is my favorite body type
>>59921116
I'M A BIG BOY
>>59921100
What's in the package ?
Really love this picture
>>59921164
dragon fleshlights
>>59921177
A little bit of negative reinforcement never did any harm.
ibra and mourinho at united? crikey
>>59921164
better be dildos of some kind
>>59921164
overwatch
>>59921208
are we, dare I say it, back?
>>59921177
both of these attitudes are correct
>>59921177
I like when people complain that all immigrants are lazy and live on welfare and that all immigrants are stealing jobs
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
RIOOOOOTS
>>59921243
Would it blow your mind if I said some are in the first category and others are in the second category?
>>59921260
whats this shit about
>>59921219
>>59921285
they literately just explained it
If you eat nothing but nutella will your poop become nutella?
>>59921133
prove it wasteman, i want your address and bank account number thx pls xx
>>59921251
new scene from the upcoming prometheus movie?
>>59921251
best poster
>>59921301
i missed it m8, all I saw were some pissed off frenchies
>>59921243
no idea why people think there is anything wrong with this statement
if 1000 people arrive and 500 end up employed while 500 go on welfare there are less jobs and more welfare recipients
got exactly 1 hour 54 mins left at work lads
>>59920927
I'd gf her
>>59921311
Sure thing~
Admired myself in the mirror today
I think I look handsome :)
>>59921328
>bernie beats trump
Swapped some aussie's mirror for a picture of me for banter haha
>>59921251
I thought women getting off on penetration was a meme made up by guys so they get to have sex. I thought it was a lie
>>59921296
Fuck me nigel literally looks like such a toad
Not in terms of personality but just look at his fucking neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J69WETQrVII
nice little piece of architecture
>>59921367
yeah he has a really rubbery face
>>59921328
Swap Bernie with Hillary 2bh
>>59921364
I think you look handsome too :)
>>59921411
I have no idea who you are
>>59920927
>I'm older than her
>She stills looks like 35
>>59921367
oh my days its the vile toad lad
ANY IDEA ABOUT THE EU?!?!
fwb has started putting three x's on her texts
all me
Why is it always lefties that protest, lads
>>59921439
Don't know what you're on about desu
>>59921453
why do you feel the need to post US politics related shit here? fuck off
read up on the brexit lads, make sure you're informed before the big day!
remember those riots in london and around the country lads?
that was mental
>>59921441
i want out but all the old bastards want the status quo to remain, we will probs stay
>Why is it always lefties that protest, lads
>>59921459
because rightists are status quo warriors
>>59921459
Because they don't care about the rule of law only the rule of feelings.
>>59920301
POP POP
CRAYON POP
just voted "leave" in my uni's NUS referendum
>>59921459
Rightists are at work.
>>59921478
How come you didn't throw autistic fits about all the Austrian presidential election discussion?
Feels like you have an inferiority complex
Lads my friends birthday is September 11th. Is it okay for him to celebrate on the actual day now? Has enough time passed? He's not Muslim.
>>59921478
Ah yes the notorious mug who is too scared to switch on his flag
You are literally a pathetic fucking insect, kill yourself
>>59921485
When do I need to be registered for in order to vote in that?
>>59921535
same lol xD
why does "rightist" sound wrong but "leftist" sound ok?
having a beer
>people actually think the establishment will let the public vote to leave the EU
lmaoing at your ignorance
>>59921560
Leftist still sounds stupid, always cringe when people say it
>>59921521
Weird that there's so many Muslims in the NUS
It's almost as if their trying to subvert our education system haha
>>59921560
nobody says rightist
>>59921579
ah yes, the great anti-establishment politicians of Michael Gove and Boris Johnson
Famous People Who Died On Your Birthday:
>Brandon Lee
>>59921521
My uni's having one from the 1st-9th of June
voting leave as well
thoughts on this "country"?
>>59921560
leftist sounds right because the left is an ideology so it makes sense that someone would be ideology-ist
rightist sounds wrong because the right isn't an ideology, it's just common sense
>>59921530
At least that was a currently happening election. The US election is months away and it's gonna be more and more from here on out. Go somewhere else to talk about that fucking shit like /cum/ you faggot
>>59921609
That's not what he's saying though, is it?
immigration wouldn't be a problem if they were only Europeans
>>59921623
seems alri
>>59921586
>why are muslims part of an anti-semite institution
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>59921609
Don't forget the ex-city of London commodity trader
>the right isn't an ideology, it's just common sense
>this pathetic insect who turns off his flag
can't stop laughing
bet its somerset/westmids/that other kpop paki
Hiya lads
How's it hangin?
>rightist sounds wrong because the right isn't an ideology, it's just common sense
>>59921628
Bet you're the bent little wanker who complains when we talk about football here too lmfao
Off yourself
>>59921658
not everyone uses reddit flags, child
>>59921659
alri
>>59921623
pretty good, fuck Quebec though seriously
>>59921659
It's alri, bursting on a shit but my mums mate who I hate is in the house.
just said goodbye to a m8 I've known for 3 years since he's graduating now
probably never seeing him again desu. bit weird
>>59921642
>Mosley first presented his idea of Europe forming a single state in his book The Alternative in 1947.[5] He argued that the traditional vision of nationalism that had been followed by the various shades of pre-war fascism had been too narrow in scope and that the post-war era required a new paradigm in which Europe would come together as a single state.[6] He rejected any notion of a federal Europe, instead calling for full integration.[7] Indeed, Mosley insisted that a supranational European state was essential to the plan.[8] The policy was presented to the wider electorate in October 1948 when Mosley called for elections to a European Assembly as the first step towards his vision.[2]
>Africa, most of which was still in the hands of the European colonial empires, was to be retained by the united Europe as a giant colony, with apartheid implemented on a continental basis, effectively excluding Blacks from Europe.[2] Notions of any indigenous rule in Africa were excluded altogether from the idea.[13] With autarky a central aim of Europe a Nation, Africa was to be exploited by the new state for its mineral and food resources. In this aspect Mosley was heavily influenced by the works of Anton Zischka.[14]
almost noon and i haven't slept yet haha
How could you ever trust a Monacuck?
>>59921703
you know you can still contact people after uni
>>59921690
Alriiii
>>59921694
Is that the one that walked into your room to try to talk to you while you were shitposting?
>>59921752
no he's like 7 hours or so behind HAHA pwnt
>>59921680
>sargon of akkad is LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY raising his wife's son
>>59921756
Nah, not the same lad. She's just a bit of a junkie and is jealous of my mum, it's not a healthy friendship.
>>59921775
He's literally a fat cuck who makes half an hour pseudo intellectual YouTube videos
>>59921770
no one is laughing
>>59921736
yeah but I'm doing a masters and he's looking for a job we'll be a bit busy desu
said he would try to come back here for a weekend or whatever tbhhqh
>>59921775
he sure cucked the dad!
>>59921805
>yeah but I'm doing a masters and he's looking for a job
Well if you're lucky, he might buy a sandwich off you at some point
don't reply to him lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36382199
>Net migration to UK rises to 333,000 - second highest on record
>>59921717
>Africa, most of which was still in the hands of the European colonial empires, was to be retained by the united Europe as a giant colony, with apartheid implemented on a continental basis, effectively excluding Blacks from Europe.[2] Notions of any indigenous rule in Africa were excluded altogether from the idea.[13] With autarky a central aim of Europe a Nation, Africa was to be exploited by the new state for its mineral and food resources.
Hmm I dunno, seems a bit mean this desu
>>59921676
4, 1, 3, 2
Business idea: do something with my life
>>59921828
I don't get it
>>59921799
B-b-but he's Classical Liberal and th-therefore on-on a pedestal
Hope his wifes son gets cancer and he offs himself.
>>59921845
spiderboo isn't even here (I think / hope)
Another pornstar born in 1996. This time I'm a month older than her. Her name is Naomi Woods.
You can add her on snapchat for $5 and get a personal pic for $15.
Nb. Gf material/10
>>59921849
It certainly seemed mean in rhodesia but letting the country turn into the absolutely shithole it is today is even worse
>>59921886
>gf material
>have to pay to add on snapchat
is this how relationships work lads?
>>59921886
>You can add her on snapchat for $5
why would you do this
>>59921717
>this will never happen
is it me you're looking for?
>>59921802
alri lad, calm yourself
>>59921896
hej filop
>sweden
>>59921828
The meme doesn't really work if they're both arrogant students
>>59921913
don't tell me what to do cunt
>>59921886
>Add her in Snapchat for money
Fucking mongs literally just Google "naked lady" ffs
>>59921886
>tfw ur 21yo and you're jerking off to 19yo pornstars
>>59921904
>why would you do this
Shekels obviously.
>>59921961
Fuck off gramps
>>59921943
mate. im telling you now before i roundhouse you. calm. your. self.
>>59921846
"We would like to see net immigration in the tens of thousands rather than the hundreds of thousands. I don’t think that’s unrealistic."
“That’s the sort of figure it was in the 1990s and I think we should see that again.”
t. David Cameron in 2010
>>59922002
bit gay desu
>>59922002
weeew lad
>>59921961
nonce
>>59922016
yeah
he got it to 30 tens of thousands?
ah yes lads proper shitfaced now haha
>>59921993
just fucking try it and see what happens
*goes into northern praying mantis stance*
Watching every motion in my foolish lover's game
On this endless ocean, finally lovers know no shame
Turning and returning to some secret place inside
Watching in slow motion as you turn around and say..........
>>59922056
*does a leg sweep*
*you fall over*
youre at my mercy now dweeb HYAAAH
*stabs u with katana*
*u die lol*
Do you support the Cavaliers or the Roundheads lads?
>>59922016
It was literally in the 2010 manifesto
on a mad ting
>>59922080
*doesn't reply because i'm dead*
>>59922049
ah mate me too, drank half a bottle of blue wkd and i am RATARSED
>>59922016
And in the 2015 manifesto
