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MUUUHHH HURRRITTTAAGGGEE
edition
Stupid amerifats subedition
our nige
>>59918411
>bashing on yanks when theres none around
bit boring
a girl said my hair is pretty
^ this Tbh
muh heritage muhfukka
Lying on my couch eating meatloaf slices
My life is hollow and filled with low quality pork products
Why do middle class people produce such autists
kpop
>>59918460
mike is such a fat piece of shit haha
>>59918411
>im tired from taking selfies, get the microwave ready. could committ mass murder for a tea
>>59918474
mild autism is masterrace 2bh.
>>59918469
>couch
fuck off yank
>only get week days off
>nothing happens
>everybody I know is working
It's really difficult not being an alcoholic living under these conditions
>>59918474
too well-off to face any real challenges, but too poor to do interesting things and go to good schools
Why are all NatSocs NEETs, lads?
>>59918440
>Reminder that Nigel will NEVER NEVER NEVER be an MP
>proto-yanks
me and the missus at the beach
>>59918460
she shouldnt be leaning against him in the first place if she doesnt want an arm around her desu
beaten by a couple of seconds
>>59918500
everything has failed around them so they place their hopes and dreams into an ideology
>>59918500
wow, stop generalizing you shitlord
>>59918508
jesus christ
nuke that shithole already
>>59918508
nobody fucking cares shut the fuck you obsessed sperg
>>59918460
what was that slut trying to prove huh
>>59918496
Real alcoholics don't need friends or days off to drink
>>59918493
I agree, the only correct word is "settee"
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA*
*starts hacking the f*ck out of everyone in this sh!tting thread...*
>>59918507
If we leave the EU what will he do for a living? Not an MP, no more cushy MEP expenses.
If he's different to all the other mainstream politicians like he claims then he can't have a wealthy family to fall back on. Hell his wife is a secretary (specifically his).
What will poor Nigel do if he gets his Brexit wish?
>>59918460
aren't those two married
>>59918551
Fuck off. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF! You are not British. Do not say that word ever again.
>quasi yanks
I got seven Mac-11's, about eight .38's, nine 9's, ten Mac-10's the shits never end
>>59918574
He's an ex City banker you fucking retard I wouldn't worry about his finances
>>59918550
I have no ambition to be a "real alcoholic", I am just mind-numbingly bored
projecting a bit hard mate
>>59918580
We have settees here.
Maybe you should ... settee ... down..
>>59918411
>yank bashing when there's no about
yawn
>>59918516
dont think he was trying to put his arm around her think he was just trying to change his seating position
>>59918573
How can you hack computers if they aren't real?
>Why yes I do boil water in the microwave
>>59918574
He had a good job before he went into politics
>>59918597
But he's always having a go at the Tories and their banker friends, surely if he's one of them then that would make him a colossal hypocrite.
>>59918595
you can't touch my riches, even if you MC hammer and them .357 bitches
how does this even happen?
and why did they take it to the depot if they're not going to deliver it?
I KNOW I KNOW FOR SURE
DING DING DANG DONG DANG DING DING DING
hello yes, I'm just calling to confirm that I have messaged 3 birds tonight and have received 0 responses
>>59918629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic
*hacks to the beat of this el classico choono*
Sofa is objectively the best word
"Settee" and "couch" are just fucking disgusting
Internet gf is very keen on my manga reading
Here is muh heritage:
English, Scottish, Irish(eww), French, and German
Also 1/4 Lithuanian which really sucks
I'm ashamed of that blood in me
>>59918633
Well it's an objective fact that he's an ex-City banker so make of that what you will
>>59918508
aren't you proto yanks?
>this confuses and enrages the yank
Who's enjoying the weather, lads?
>>59918411
>>59918468
you realize that almost nobody here sees saint patrick's day as a day to celebrate their heritage right?
Thinking of buying these pants. What does /brit/ think?
enjoying this new microwave gimmick
>>59918678
fatty want a patty?
>>59918663
this. settee and couch are council house words. I didn't correct any of them as I try my hardest not to (You) plebscum.
>he calls supper tea
>>59918628
autism
>>59918633
Don't think he's ever attacked commodity brokers
>>59918688
>ex-City banker
Metals trader, not a banker
>>59918678
would be more ashamed of the irish blood Tbh
>>59918740
yeah he does have autism
>>59918724
trousers are in the way lad
>>59918460
Utterly amazing gif
>this. settee and couch are council house words
>>59918712
An electric kettle?
>>59918746
>commodity brokers
Bankers a banker
>that doesn't surprise me. i had to sit in a bed and get an IV for a couple hours and i'm still $3000 in debt
heres my heritage : 100% scouse
Get fucked bell ends
Cooking a sausage in the microwave
>>59918735
>new
Comfortably predates /brit/
paki nicked me mobile in tescos
>>59918780
worse than a yank
>>59918772
>a commodity trader is a banker
Jesus Christ lad
>>59918780
sorry to hear that
>>59918783
what a long strange trip its been
>>59918608
>no ambition to be a real alcoholic
That's a really fancy way of saying youre a pussy
here's my heritage: your mum's fanny
>>59918754
At least the Irish aren't Slavs
>Sofa
>Couch
Fuck off yanks
>>59918633
>he's always having a go at the Tories and their banker friends
Because they wouldn't let him in the club, no idea why but he was an outsider and permie back bencher. He had the credentials but something somewhere he did was wrong or not good enough, and he was never going to be a tory elite as he wanted. So he formed his own party and became the elite in that.
>>59918772
It's not a subset of bankers
What have you done today to save the white race?
unironically used to cook bacon in the microwave as a young lad
I say couch and there's literally nothing you can do about it
>>59918783
>>59918814
wew lad 5 years out the game?
what's the job?
>tfw neet for 3 years
>>59918803
Don't call them pakis. They're not pakis, they're brits you racist twat. Most have never even been to pakistan.
once saw a scouser get on the bus
wonder how he got here?
>>59918832
it's a chesterfield you twat
11:51pm. Nice and cool. Windy enough outside that I can hear it.
>>59918850
volunteer moderating for an online taiwanese papercraft website
shoul;d be fun
>>59918835
nicer smeer campaign you little shill fuck
>>59918852
were still getting rid of our criminals
>>59918856
It's actually a sedan
What we call sedans are actually saloons
>>59918820
shouldn't you be in school?
>>59918866
where do you live thats 2 minutes ahead of me?
>>59918850
been neet since my m8 killed himself in late 2013 2bh
did 1 day's work in april before i packed it in because it was shit. it seem to have no tolerance for shit jobs anymore
unironically dont own a microwave
You're all fucking animals
>>59918892
no, I got expelled for eating ur mums vagina all day
>>59918867
nice. I applied but didn't get the job.
Me on the right
just realised that 4chan time and my computer time are slightly out of sync
hate it, HATE IT
thank god that 3 day working week is over
*puts feet up*
i tell ya the old 12-5 really takes it out of ya
>>59918816
Hmmm
One thing I miss about the UK is a nice Tescos microwave tikka masala
unironically one of the best curries
>>59918897
>>59918903
Who's wrong lads
>me on the right
>>59918835
He didn't really form his own party in that sense, he was a founder but not the most important
me and the bf
>>59918925
oh dear
rate my PC boys
>>59918914
sorry to hear that lad. kind of similar story here 2bh, same time frame as well.
the only thing I'm pissed off about is the amount of my life I've wasted.
>inb4 wagecucks waste 5 days for 2 off
spoiler: they can afford nice things, holidays and socialising
>>59918949
I am unironically spent after a 29 hour week
>>59918980
4/10
>Migrant crisis: Dozens feared dead in shipwreck off Libya
Hope they're not dead lads
>>59918411
Well done lad. Got in there before that odious fucking Aussie piece of shit.
Buying some chips. Which flavor should I get?
>>59918868
>angryteenisangry
truth hurts i know but screaming at the keyboard isn't going tp help is it. He did something that disallowed him from the tory elite, he was perfect for it. It might be he cant keep his mouth shut, fucked with the wrong person, messed with someone in his city days, went to the wrong school, didnt suck off enough lords/sucked off too many lords, we don't know but it happened like it or not silly boy.
>>59918952
>>59918923
>>59918843
>>59918996
cognitive dissonance meter is off the charts lads
>>59919005
would it affect your life at all if they were?
>>59918939
>it aint me starts playing
>>59918952
Microwave curries always taste weird to me, I think it's something to do with how the fats separate when it's refrigerated.
>>59919013
WorcesterSauce
Here's a full pic of poleaboo lads
He wanted me to keep this private
>>59919013
chicken
>>59919032
Your ma's fat separates when i refrigerate her
http://www.strawpoll.me/10315070
scientific research
>>59918850
neet since 2014 representing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULRSOK1KPQ
hmm yes the perfect part of the speed high where everything is humming along most beautifully
>>59919066
hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good one m8
did poleboo show his face while wearing a dress haha?
>>59919020
explain how please, CD is my meme and you got it wrong. Please leave after your explanation.
>>59919021
Yes because I am a Christian and Jesus tells me to care about the poor
dipping my bollocks in a cup of hot tea lads
Gf just sent this to me. She's filling her car with gas.
WTS 2 jgfs
pm me with your offers
so what is it?
>>59919148
Boil in the bag?
>>59919151
That innuendo
>>59919116
Explain this!
*unzips dick*
>Yes because I am a Christian and Jesus tells me to care about the poor
yes so what you're talking *pulls mic closer* about these uh *clears throat* these 'chakras' they're actually uh *clears throat* what they are they're in your pineal gland and what they are are these spiritual power in your body but you gotta be careful man because if your pineal gland gets calcified then just poof they're gone you know and what can actually enhance this and really bring this out is something call dimethyltryptamine yeah jaimie could you get a picture of it up ... *looks over* yeah now that is the tablet of the summerian annunaki and that thing in the corner is actually our solar system, to scale. what were we talking about? oh yeah what people dont understand is that you can abuse anything i mean you can abuse cheeseburgers
alright we better wrap this up because we're approaching the 3 hour mark and we'll just turn into baboons
>>59919150
Musty competed in the 2012 Olympics, every other year, she did not
Does /brit/ like soccer?
>>59918460
ah mih'
>>59919150
how old are you lad? that's an impressive run.
>>59919178
bad genes and the possibility of the only case of superfecundation where several fathers produced one offspring?
This
>>59919160
How much for the left one?
post personally identifiable information
What do you want to say to your ex and will you bait her out?
playing gta v with headphones on lads, it's like I am in the game.
me on the left
>>59919269
no u
>>59919143
I think when Jesus said that he referred to helping people nearby like the next town over, no every single poor person in the world mate.
>>59919284
have you got a yacht
>>59919311
excuse me what pardon
rate this post
>>59919279
Can i smell your hair
me on the right
moving to japan lads
>>59919324
Where?
>bmi
>underweight
>>59919284
You should never try VR if headphones are tripping you out.
>>59919322
dubs, so that increases it a bit
maybe 4/10 needs some content
>>59919289
nah mate literally me on the left
>>59919322
no.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36380247
finally, equality has been achieved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGphZoik2o8
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9NIOdiEEg
choon
cuz love ain't just a word
>>59919313
I think helping all poor people regardless was exactly what he meant actually
>>59919357
was preparing for cringe but noice.
she wants a man from brum
>dad was nagging me to get a quote on my mums insure
>I tell him I'll do it later
>Insists I do it now and while he is present
>Tell him to fuck off
>He calls me a baby and tells me to continue playing "baby games" while watching my laptop screen
>Get pissed off with him
>Grab a nail file and scratch hand until I draw blood
>He asks "Why did you do that?"
>"Just a game!
>He doesn't ask any more questions or even really seem to care or understand the concept of self-harming
>Just continues to sit in my room and ask "where did I go wrong with you?"
>>59919386
there's alot of poor people
>>59919370
hmm ok, Sydney, Brisbane or Cairns?
just realised I can pair a Bluetooth keyboard to my phone
Mental
>>59919150
yeah time does move differently in neetdom, every day goes by in a haze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw
>>59919331
man is a bit fucked, not gonna lie
people at the front at boiler room are wastemen though
>>59919414
well this is Jesus we're talking about
>>59919416
not him but I (ME) well I live in melbourne which you may know as the COFFEE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD *scoffs pretentiously cunty*
>bmi
>obese
I'm really not I just like to lift weights
>>59919398
neck yourself
> wall plugs are actually called "rawl plugs"
fuck me
haha wtf bill burr has a black whife
>>59919450
The man himself?
getting my gear ready for the olympics
>>59919492
invented by gwaham beww
>>59919398
Looks like you've got some pen on your hand too you absolute binbag
>>59919478
same lad (well borderline overweight/obese)
nailed a 275kg side handle deadlift today as well
>It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”
Feel like Jesus had some unfair standards
Not sure if poleaboo actually posts here or some autist is just copying everything he posts on his blog.
>>59919522
literally reckon i could batter both of them
Been two days since I last fapped and I still don't feel like doing it
Help, mates
>>59919540
Maybe the kingdom of god is like some next level super heaven
>>59919540
Especially when his dad was already in Heaven and he was going to get in regardless
haven't wanked to anything but tranny porn in months lads
still don't find ordinary men attractive
>>59919540
think jesus was a conman 2bh
>moving jobs from Sheffield to London
>Northern powerhouse
Ah yes
Was Jesus the worlds first redpill for calling out the jews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odThhIA2gUM
everyone ITT is a same head
>Especially when his dad was already in Heaven and he was going to get in regardless
>>59919528
Tried cutting myself with a pen first
Islam is an extremist, racist, sexist, homophobic ideology.
>>59919653
racist
Post things that don't exist.
I'll start.
Can't trust Americans with anything baka
>>59919653
sexist
>>59919514
Very nice, draw weight?
Was hasn't poleaboos dad sharia'd here yet?
business idea: fill syria with africans, asians, hispanics and let diversity fix everything
>>59919536
>>59919536
Wtf is a side handle deadlift?
I'll be squatting 405 lbs for 5x5 today
>>59919540
The eye of the needle was a sort of underpass in Jerusalem, travelers had to remove all their luggage from their camels before going under it
I think if you're NEET for over a year you genuinely start going a bit insane
>>59919653
>Islam is an extremist, racist, sexist, homophobic ideology.
>>59919653
ISLAMOPHOBE
Got stopped on the road by some lads in a van shifting boxes of catering foods
Regret not buying a 5kg box of coffee tbqh
What did he mean by this?
>>59919536
>>59919692
Nvm lad
Figured out you meant a trap bar deadlift
Why is it more likely for a woman to become a fat cunt?
>>59919398
saw your post on r9k
your a little bitch
>>59919739
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS IT'S BANANAMAN
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8xFLfxvV6Q
>>59919692
deadlift with side handles
in this case farmer's walk handles similar to these
It was 12-15" off the ground, not quite sure
>>59919704
You do if you're inside constantly and only have yourself to keep yourself company, then alienate all your friends.
Do you talk to yourself as well?
>>59919777
*you're
how retarded would you need to be to die from inhaling NOS?
>>59919793
bait/10
>>59919816
it's YOU'RE a bitch not YOUR a bitch you dumb fucking frog
>>59919810
or pay a tenner for two canisters
jesus
FUCK
The girl I wanted to bang tomorrow just had her grandad die
wtf am I supposed to do now... she still wants to meet up as well but no way I'm gonna dive into her goo like this...
>>59919816
shouldn't you be on strike from posting on 4chan?
>>59919789
You deadlift more or less with that than conventional?
>>59919810
that's stupid
you've more chance of dying from forgetting to breathe
What do you call this in your country?
In my country, we call this the French.
i dont get down syndrome
so some people with down syndrome aren't retarded?
>>59919876
you just answered your own question, looks like you're just bragging by posting this.
Tensions and violence will only increase with the influx of migrants/ refugees. It is not logical, or financial feasible.
>>59919866
your clearly retarded you meat sandwich loving cuntflaps
>>59919879
no strike for the brave shitposters
>>59919885
quite a bit more, my best conventional pull is 240kg
I felt good for more with the farmers handles today but I ripped a callous off doing 275
>>59919876
perfect time to mate, she's vulnerable
>>59919915
Racist.
>>59919013
Get ketchup chips you fucking clown
>>59919944
>ketchup
foy
having asian fanny tomorrow night
>>59919941
Rasheed
>>59919810
Nice way to die I'd assume, doesn't last very long but I can see the appeal with it.
How do I write a CV if I have 0 work experience.
>>59919995
Lie
>>59919995
lie
>>59919995
croatia sucks
>>59919995
write a CV, but don't include work experience?
>>59919933
Makes me wish I went to a strongman gym so I could play around with stuff like that and atlas stones
Just seen the """bigshot""" I used to work for, he always pretended he was super wealthy but everything was crumbling around him. He fired me, I got a decent part time job while I study law and he now drives a rusty transit van for a living.
ah, my Chakras are aligning perfectly.
>>59920008
>>59920010
These.
>>59920011
>twitter.webmeme
still 0 replies lads
not as smooth as I thought I was
>>59920011
had three of these little guys as a kid. zebra finches. they're great little pets
>>59919810
I think there's been around 5 deaths from nitrous in the past 10 years
someone of them mixed it with butane and other crap and used plastic bags instead of balloons
stupid way to go imo
but more people have died from slipping in the shower
Original Pirate Material
>>59920039
>ah, my Chakras are aligning perfectly.
GTA 5 player detected, nice story tho.
>>59920055
poof
after years of alcoholism i can drink amounts which would kill normal people
>>59920039
Chakras don't align, they resonate
t. zen master chenzu
Islam is not compatible with European values.
Is this what the average citizen of britbongistan looks like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM
>>59919810
wish these nos junkies would clean up after themselves instead of leaving the canisters everywhere. fucking degens.
>>59920035
strongman events are the best fun I've had lifting, stones can fuck off though
>>59920107
Yes Obama.
>>59920107
can you fuck off posting old content
you're so fucking boring. i can't imagine how dull you are in real life.
>>59920016
*unzips his dick*
ready to be sucked?
>>59920055
Sorry mate. Was only joking btw.
>>59920107
>that fucking accents
>calling cops feds
>that female cop nearly falling over at the start
S M H
M
H
>>59920148
try this one then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM
all I have is these journals that I write. Sketches of a twenty-something life
>>59920039
He probably makes more money than you, has a driving licence and owns a vehicle.
I love US politics.
>>59920182
that's the same video you spastic. you are below pondlife.
https://a.pomf.cat/nhnbbi.webm
I call it Bongdola
just swiped right to lottie but dont think shell swipe right to me this time around
>>59920209
>pondlife
fuck you
now i'm hungry again
>I love US politics.
gonna assassinate the archduke franz ferdinand. you lads want anything
What's your favourite meyme?
I like pringles bear
:::D
>>59920095
How many years? And does it still feel good?
Stopped feeling good for me after about three years. Sort of went numb to alcohol.
Old ben's done it again lads.
>>59920331
old ben considers himself to have quite the physique
