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staying in your room on the computer all day edition
cara
karen
>lel
>pleb
>not reading news
>tfw drunk texted my ex again lads
why does this keep happening
Doing a run
Alright lads, I just arrived in London on holiday.
I can't wait to see everything, I have a whole £200 for the two weeks, it's going to be fun.
refrigerator's running
>>59881751
>two weeks
youre gonna have a nice couple of hours lads
>>59881751
that'll buy you 2 meals at most
Indigestion lads
>>59881730
mugi IS NOT a coalburner delete this slander
How do you overcome the feelings of narcissism when using snapchat? legit can't take a pic of myself without feeling like an absolute bellend
Azusa
thank you froglad for the suggestion of disaronno
>>59881751
jesus fucking christ
@724
Just organised a few dates with some girls the next 2 weekends, wish me luck!
>>59881751
>£200
Enjoy your one cup of tea
>shit sleep last night
>about 3 hours
>get up today
>go out and do errands
>get back at 12
>go back to bed as I'm working tonight
>still can't sleep
>get up and deep clean the bathroom and under the sink for 1 hour
>finish
>go back to bed
>manage to fall asleep
Felt like a crack head.
>>59881760
>refrigerator
Fuck off yank.
>>59881777
She is though.
refridgerator's in the bath, what do I do?
Assessing my options
>>59881929
Get in with her, and don't call her a refridgerator
>>59881852
>nick clegg in fedora.jpg
What is your favorite anime cartoon?
Which anime cartoon are you watching right now?
Which anime cartoon is your wallpaper from?
>>59881971
I'll clegg your nick in a minute m8
>>59881751
£200 is $400 which is 24000 roubles by now. you can live in moscow for a month on this money. dropped price of rouble (twice) didnt affected real incomes and prises in russia (only imported technics basically affected), we live as we lived before, but it make russia so cheap to visit that its really awesome. btw it seems to be many brits in moscow now as tourists. visit us till you can. this country gonna die soon and now prices is low, and we still exist, by now (i dont think it gonna be for a long time)
>>59882023
None you fucking manchild americunt
DU
uuhh...UUUUuUhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhh
>>59882023
>never watched one
>nothing
>my walls are painted
DU
>>59881751
I hope this is bait, it won't get you to the end of the day
> want to break up with the gf
> waiting until her exams are over so as not to fuck them up for her
> last night she was on facetime to her parents and sisters, and introduced me to all of them and they were all really nice and we had a laugh
> she turns to me and smiles and says "you made a great first impression!"
> they asked if I'm coming to visit them in the summer
> heheh... heh...
where do normies find gf? there are literally no gfs to be found anywhere in my bedroom.
hast?
>>59882036
I would actually like to visit Moscow and St Petersburg desu, and for these prices maybe soon is a good idea
>>59881751
Haha, i was in the thread when the lithuanian guy legit thought he could do this
also
>3000 for a hug Xd
morning lads
>>59882036
I thought you needed to get a visa to visit Russia.
bizarro thailad>thailad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>normie gook
>>59882080
Why are you breaking up?
fwb just said she wants to go for a meal with me at the weekend
>>59882102
rude
>>59882112
Realised I'm gay 3bh
>>59882080
>want to break up with gf
>she breaks up with me
>now I don't even have to feel bad about it
heh
You know what I've learned, lads? I think normies are merely misunderstood on this site.
The more I've been working full time, the more normie culture has permeated into my life. I've discovered that the things normies like an do is merely a distraction to their shitty jobs and lives.
They're misunderstood. They're one of us at heart.
>>59882093
morning? it's half three in the afternoon you absolute lunatic
>>59882135
toplel really?
anything but monogamy is degen desu
>>59882070
How the fuck does nobody remember that Serb from a few months back? That is who originally posted about a fortnight trip to London.
We spent two threads telling him how absurd that is. It became a brief meme.
>>59882156
didn't go to sleep until like 4ish desu
>>59882135
Fuck.
Was it in the back of your head for awhile? What pushed you over the line?
>>59882182
Fuck.
off yank
Tell me what I need to hear
>>59881724
Because you still have her number saved
Cat keeps farting desu
>>59882023
>What is your favorite anime cartoon?
Don't have one.
>Which anime cartoon are you watching right now?
Shin Sekai Yori
>Which anime cartoon is your wallpaper from?
Not from an anime.
>>59882096
You do as far as I know. Here you go.
http://www.visitrussia.org.uk/visaform/how-to-obtain-a-russian-visa
>>59881751
enjoy your hug lad
Haha PiersLAD mugging off scousers
>>59882117
Wasn't anal she wanted then?
>>59882200
it's normal for handsome blokes such as yourself to get an erection when you see those Aussie Bum ads
>>59882200
She will be loved - maroon 5
>>59882023
>What is your favorite anime cartoon?
S;G
>Which anime cartoon are you watching right now?
minamike
>Which anime cartoon is your wallpaper from?
Use the default windows background
can you guys pipe down for a bit? I'm trying to think
>>59882201
even if I delete it I have it memorized. life is suffering tbqh
>>59882212
>hug
He didn't mention anything about hugs.
>>59882182
Yes. I'm incredibly gay
>>59882243
*starts playing the bagpipes very loudly*
>>59882200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ
every time i see young white kids, i just think how sad it is that they will never even know what its like to live in a non multicultural country, and their life is going to be nothing more than a slow decline progressing to becoming a minority in their own country. just sad desu. will always treasure the fact i had an all white childhood.
Normies on suicide watch
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36373299
I reckon Kane and Vardy could do it for us in the summer
*turns the volume up on /brit/*
>>59882249
Perhaps he is wondering why someone would bring 200 pounds before going to London.
>>59882243
You can try, but you are still American.
>>59882246
>jordan
>>59882249
never gave you permission to reply to me
i dismissed your message immediately
>>59881492
>>59881527
shittiest taste
couldn't expect a yank and a russkie to understand moe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>>59882273
Might have guessed more than a fifth tbf
>>59882306
nah I can't do it again, it's very stressful listening to that
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36378078
>used to post on /brit/ 2 years ago
>hounded with (You)s for my out of the ordinary flag
>post on /brit/ now.
>no one cares
@2299
didn't read lol
>>59882327
theres already a jordan 'round these parts
>>59882305
Agree
Mio > Azusa > Mugi > Ritsu > Yui
no objections
>>59882326
wtf? i hate europe now!
>>59882327
did you shag the syrian prozzy
>>59882215
>ever siding with piers morgan
You should really neck yourself, lad.
>>59882270
there are still parts of the country with hardly any non whites. although i understand your sentiment
>>59881751
>>59881772
You can buy Indian at Camden Market for £3. Wouldn't expect him to find a place to stay for that though.
>>59882305
Ritsu is of the trash.
>>59882326
why do I keep seeing this everywhere?
>>59882325
it's fucking hilarious
I would honestly murder my son out of compassion if he turned out like Louie
>>59882360
no I'm booked for tomorrow lad. h-how do you know about this?
>>59882326
amazon and netflix is cancer
>>59882275
Do what? Turn our shit defence and fuckwit keeper into a world class performers?
going down my local knife bin to bin my knives lads
>>59882112
I'm moving away in a couple of months and have no interest in a long distance relationship.
>>59882410
good lad, bubble wrap them for the journey
>>59882326
>Scroll down
>See this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-36366733
A fucking meme country.
*flashes cock at your gf*
holy shit the autist got a 9 on countdown
>>59882410
get a life
had a great idea for a new gimmick and was saving it for a fresh thread but i forgot what it was
>>59882267
shhh
>>59882426
Where are you moving?
*opens /brit/*
*closes /brit/*
>>59882456
was probably shit anyway
Polite reminder that a Norway or Swiss style deal with the EU is literally the worst of both worlds.
They have to abide by EU regulations and pay into the EU, but they get no say in the creation of any legislation and have to follow it no matter how much they dislike it
>>59882348
>>59882387
I'm a misunderstood soul
>>59882491
lol no
*knocks on door*
It's me goku
>>59882473
good lad
>>59882491
Didn't stop them from becoming the richest countries in Europe however
>>59882437
*she laughs*
"It's like a penis, only smaller"
reminder that if you are a working class or middle class individual there are no benefits to staying in the EU
>>59882491
Norway have huge immigration problems.
My m8 moved there recently and goes to a Norwegian class twice a week, apparently 95% of the class is Syrian.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
fucking hell this is crazy hahahahaha 4:22 onwards is just fucking mental
>>59882517
not an argument
>>59882517
interesting argument you make
>>59882558
does this contain scientology spoilers?
>>59882491
>EU regulations
yeah like keeping their bananas straight enough for trade, very different to having the EU impose actual laws on them though isn't it?
>>59882460
somewhere far away, where I can end it all
Wonder what will happen when we vote to stay in the EU. It will probably be like after the Scottish referendum when the most vociferous advocates melt away because they're too weak for the bantz
>>59882558
what is this autism all about?
>>59882591
Grimsby?
>>59882394
are you a member of footballogy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c97cLMe-q8Y
>>59882608
parents found the boy watching a documentary on japan
>>59882621
Scunthorpe
>>59882608
Louie is obviously a little sperg and his dad/stepdad (probably stepdad) is rightly annoyed with him wasting his life on /r9k/ and being a little melt
>>59882606
There's people only will actually think this is genuine.
fucking cold lads
>>59882541
Nu-males all look the same.
need a finnish gf
>>59882606
whites are unbelievably cuckolded lol
>>59882606
ayoo whitey, u sayin this our land now, nigguh?
>>59882608
>>59882640
I see the Yank is using a proxy today
Kyary
>>59882606
Hahaha
>>59882689
>lelbourne
>>59882606
There is a point where the jew needs to be stopped and we have clearly passed it.
>>59882605
The right extremists will be butthurt but then they'll accept. The markets will be happy that the UK stayed in the EU. The world will carry on.
>average scottish adult consumes 477 pints a year
holy shit
>>59882743
weak
>>59882558
where is this from lad
>>59882558
jesus christ
>>59882749
higher than englands
So I got the test slot for this Friday, but may have shit the bed because I don't know if my instructor is available and if he isn't I've now lost my June slot and will have to wait even longer
>>59882743
Is that the mean? If so fuarrrrk
>>59882743
I've probably had less than 10 pints this year, I'm bringing the average way down
>>59882781
weaker
>>59882735
brisbane
every australian who posts here is in brisbane for future reference
melbourne isn't in australia
>>59882760
Poleaboo's blog
t. Writer of Poleaboo's blog
>>59882678
It's genuine lad
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12091770/New-history-GCSE-course-on-migration-branded-disturbing-and-dangerous.html
>>59882606
wew, so in a few generations Brits are the 'immigrants' on their land. Whatever is actually happening in the world now is mental.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/12091770/New-history-GCSE-course-on-migration-branded-disturbing-and-dangerous.html
>>59882694
is boipucci good enough senpai
>>59882782
the fuck you need an instructor for to do the test
>>59882781
Everything is higher than Englandnistan since they can't drink there due to Sharia controlled areas.
>>59882743
me in the back driving the averages up wahey
>>59882831
this
just walk the test lad
>>59882802
*sprints up towards you with hands drawn behind back to reduce drag and increase speed*
*runs past you but flings arm back, grabs your lips as to shut them*
i ... i am from
...
i'll let the stars tell you
*you look up and engraved in the infinite cosmos above you is the word "SYDNEY" arranged by the stars*
>>59882816
The intent behind it is to make the claim that white people dont have a homeland and they are squatting on land that rightfully belongs to Africans/Arabs/whatever other group they want to flood the nation with
I don't think the future looks very bright
cat just gave birth
>>59882825
>>59882860
holy shit just heard the smashing
Why do Loowee's parents even put up with him? Why don't they just fucking kick him out?
>>59882558
fucking kek
>r9k
>>59882831
>>59882859
Don't have a car, so if he's not available what am I going to drive in?
>>59882887
ah yes, sydney aka new beirut
not australian
>>59882897
It is darkest before dawn.
>>59882558
fucking hell lads this is upsetting :/
>>59882940
You're not in a car right now mate and yet you're somehow managing to drive me up the fucking wall haha
>>59882931
They seem like they care about him and want him to sort his life out.
worst part about that Louie video is that /r9k/ doesn't see that he's in the wrong
no wonder everyone there is so pathetic
>>59882940
ask your parents for a day's insurance on one of their cars if your instructor isn't available
>>59882940
I'll lend you my clio mate
>>59882825
>>59882669
What is the /r9k/ board about? I never understood it.
>>59882860
>>59882825
deary me
reckon this is the same guy as the AND ANGRIER one
>>59882955
ok but just so you know we literally in australia sweetie so you can throw around that rhetoric like your small kiwi dick all you want but if push comes to shove i will drop you! :)
>>59882897
It's not looking good, is it?
Need something drastic to happen, which would probably be shit too.
>>59882982
it's mostly for neets and frogposters like a beta board
>>59882558
feel bad for that dad desu. actually giving it a proper effort.
I'M SHOUTING AT YOU
YOU'RE SHOUTING AT ME
>>59882982
just pathetic losers
>>59882966
oh get over it
got no sympathy for pathetic leeches like him
>>59882558
i'm happy knowing that no matter what happens, i will never be a bigger failure than louis
>>59882982
people with autism
like general autism
going to go for a walk
I may be some time
>>59883017
same
imagine meeting a woman, you fall in love with her, she loves you back, you propose, she accepts, you try for kids, you're successful and then it fucking turns out like that
can't even imagine
>>59882816
So it's about the Aurelian Moors that were stationed at Hadrian's Wall?
>>59882394
you said about it yesterday lad
>>59882977
They're up north, might have to fucking hire one I guess
>>59882986
nah, different name
>>59882982
It was originally for green text stories. Then became a board of feels I think.
>tfw no british gf
>>59883082
all me
when the dad starts putting on that queer voice I lose my shit
>>59882960
Dawn can't come soon enough
>>59882996
I just don't know what to make of things these days
>>59883055
that was a one of the dismissed points
LOUIE
LOUIE
TELL ME WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE GENRE
>>59883096
>/wsg/
eh BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRING
>>59883025
there are clearly underlying mental issues here
nobody wants to live like that
laughed when he said "stamp collecting" though
finding it very hard to get out of bed in the morning lads haha and no I haven't broke my leg!!!! you cheeky sod haha I'm talking about the depression and the feeling of worthlessness ahaha x
>A 60-year-old woman who wants to use her late daughter's frozen eggs to give birth to her own grandchild is continuing her legal battle.
Ahh yes being 70 by the time your child is 10 is a good idea.
>>59883082
Felicity Jones is revolting
>>59883124
you cant just do that alright we're not even nearly fucking done so just wait until we've finished alright? thats a good girl
>>59883160
Exercise and go outside
>>59883082
british girls are either incredibly beautiful or revolting
why is there no middle ground?
>>59883122
No it isn't. It's right there in your fucking article.
>>59883211
Because you only see them over the internet and why would anyone post middle-ground girls on the internet?
twist and shout baby it's hard to quit smoking
Is this really what Britain looks like nowadays?
Looks like a shithole.
>>59883213
>But the newspaper states that while up to 500 "Aurelian" Moors – named in honour of Emperor Marcus Aurelius - manned a fort near Carlisle, there is no evidence they settled there.
Yes
JEB IS A MESS
>>59883160
good lad
>>59883082
Who is the one located on the middle-left?
>>59883240
i see heaps of poms over here and they still adhere to my previous hypothesis
>>59883255
Replace those burqa wearing kebabs with chinks and you have Canada.
>>59883257
Aren't moors the people from North Africa and not blacks though?
>>59883266
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felicity_Jones
here you go kenji
>>59883255
If the people were white would it still look a shithole?
'Basket case' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.
My dad used to call me 'basket case' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play Overwatch by myself.
I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and throwing my laptop as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'
He grabbed my door and smacked the shit out of it
I was 23 at the time
I deserved it but it was his fault.
>>59883255
yes please never come here and tell all your yank friends the same
Is Louie mental?
>>59883255
Replace those burqa wearing kebabs with mexicans and you have America
>>59883322
thanks fin bro
some music will kickstart this period of revision!
>>59883255
only chitty centres
my town is 95% white english and another 3% white British. I've literally never seen anyone wearing any sort of religious headgear in town
louie is such a cunt id do anything for a dad that cared about me as much as his dad
>>59883082
would drop a bomb on a moderately populated vietnamese village for a moused face qt gf desu
>>59883257
Mate, quoting The Telegraph, who are themselves quoting The Daily Mail/Mail on Sunday, doesn't legitimise your bullshit and inability to read.
So fucking glad I'm not a NEET.
I can wake up every day with the satisfaction of knowing that my parents are proud of me.
You must be really mentally ill to be like louie
>>59883362
yes it's very obvious that his dad does care for him
feel more sorry for the dad than anyone else 2bh
>>59883319
Yes they were/are Caucasians
However, Marxists say that moors were black
>>59883301
>replace a variable with another variable and you have another result
ah yes, very clever
>>59883347
What are brits' opinion on this animu? I thought y'all wouldn't like it due to the characters speaking "American" Engrish. (i.e pronouncing dessert as "desert")
>>59883362
exactly my thoughts
>>59883382
>she will never give you that look of disdain as she drops a warhead onto your testies
>when you have a son and he becomes feral
>>59883382
She is exceptionally good looking
>>59883301
would rather have chinks then muslims desu
chinks wont cut your head off and blow themselves up
the gf
>>59883397
he's right though, you're a retard
>>59883456
Yeah, chinks just kill themselves, produce qts and cook tasty food
>>59883477
doubt it
>>59883409
Imagine being a Berber or Egyptian and all your history gets stolen and given to black people.
>>59883454
yeah for sure
>>59883382
>tfw i watch my gf do yoga because of the arse sticking up in the air
>>59883319
Berber and Arab apparently
>>59883397
Don't really understand why you're so upset m8
https://youtu.be/bI-5pnWPl7I
yanks are just a completely different breed desu
>>59883456
>implying there aren't any chinky muslims
had a great post lined up but i deleted it because of your low quality post
>tfw you know your parents are more proud of you than your older brother
>tfw your gf is 100x better than his
>tfw you make more money than him
>>59883478
Right about what? It's literally all there in the fucking Telegraph article, you silly paki
might just go to the doctors and get some of those anti depression drugs wonder if that'll help
>>59883509
She got a YouTube channel?
>>59883414
can you just not? Japs aren't welcome here
Do Chinks pay taxes?
>>59883571
no idea
>>59883541
And I don't really understand why you're a kiddie-fiddling spastic
>>59883568
>I need a literal magic pill to magically solve all my problems
Yeah, that's the spirit...
*rolls eyes*
>>59883595
mate, I am not a nip
maybe if the MPs were paid the same as our brave dairy farmers then the bloody nurses wouldn't get their fat bonuses from The City and george osbourne's friends AKA the soldiers actually
>>59883548
yeah but you wouldn't count them as chinks, and they are dwarfed (in terms of western immigration) by their arab counterparts
what would you do if your dad tried to force you to become a normie?
>>59883556
One of my younger brothers is a drug user who ran away from and now is a jobless scrounger taking money from my grandparents. Also goes out with a single mother and talks about how he wants to be a Dad, even though he has no income and is an all round failure. At least I know I always win in my parents mind.
>>59883568
they don't work i've been going for 5 years and tried 13 different ssri and stuff
lad i know just got a job in the foreign office
literally the dream imo
>>59883639
wew
not exactly hard to beat though, mind
>>59883602
Ah so you started an argument with me about some GCSE bollocks because you're eternally upset with me for some reason.
That's much worse!
>>59883608
no one says it solves problems, it just stops or limits you from feeling the mental effects of the problems. it's up to you to fix the root on your own.
>>59883556
Almost sounded like your older brother was me, but I don't even have a gf
>>59883629
force him to become a corpse
>>59883612
jog on jappy
Wew lads
Seriously afraid of becoming like Louis. Who /jumping off the nearest bridge if they fail college/ here
So Brexit, do you really want to get rid of our hard working Swedes, Irish, Spanish, Germans etc and exchange them for all our retired/vacation homed Brits with a tan?
As if they are gonna be hard working enough to restore all the damage that will be done to our economy! xD
Vote to stay in the EU. Let our Brits with a tan stay in Spain where they want to be. I quite like our Swedes and Irish :)
How is this wrong?
hold the door
>>59882586
a tabloid newspaper made that up u know
>>59883649
FCO or something else?
>>59883541
Arabs didn't enter North Africa until the Muslims conquests
In Roman times the inhabitants of North Africa would've been Berbers, Egyptians, Greeks and other Southern European peoples
hold the phone
>>59883679
Irish can vote in the referendum
We're staying in
that r9k thread is pretty stupid tbf, besides a few replies everyone is either going with the either "omfg jus b urself and stop being neet" route or the fuck normies I route. the truth is louie needs help but in a level headed and calm way
>>59883656
true
>>59883679
>our hard working Swedes
literally who
>our hard working Irish, Spanish
pffffthaha
>our hard working Germans
literally who
business idea: youtube channel of girls kissing each other.
>>59883670
Lmao
>>59883713
Not an argument.
>>59883711
Post fucking machines
>>59883657
There is no argument. I'm pointing out your pathetic attempts to legitimise your ignorant bullshit because you can't read beyond a headline and think that by changing a link from Mail Online to The Telegraph in convincing.
And then there's the fact that you're not actually discussing the content anymore, and trying to go off on a tangent.
>>59883672
I'm an Australian tourist currently visiting Akihabara. You shouldn't judge the poster's nationality based on the flag lad.
>>59883688
Look at his flag FFS.
He's nuts deep in some 12yo MTF tranny
>>59882955
What makes a man an 'Aussie'?.. Who become Aussies? Why should you become and Aussie?
@59883696
murican education
>>59883693
Fco, is there another section of it? it's the civil service fast stream thingy
>>59883845
i dunno really, was invited to and went to some talk thing inside the fco though
was quite interesting
>>59883679
is this a floating copy pasta i saw this shit on my facebook feed
