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Have to go in for this exam despite my serious case of the shits addition.
>>28808342
>addition
I hope yu fail your exam you fucking faggot
2nd for fuck unifags.
Might marathon The Bill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc4Hqde7aDA#t=11s
>>28808342
nearly half way through the year lads, what have you done so far?
>>28808869
Nothing, my life is identical to how it was in January except I have a few more promotion rejections in my inbox.
>>28808869
I've worked in a shop part time for half a year despite having a masters degree. Hopefully things will be better in the next six months(probably not). :'(
>>28808899
at least you tried, always good to put yourself out there
>>28808921
part time work is better than nothing, is it a nice shop or shit?
>>28808342
Don't you do the exams when youre in highschool?
Isn't this a +18 board?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSSS
>construction work is happening right outside my window and its loud as fuck
>didn't get to sleep last night
Going to be a long day lads
>>28809037
There's exams in uni, too, you mong. How old are YOU?
>>28809125
my next door neighbour is redoing his whole house, i regularly wake up to shitty music and builders shouting. he's a nice guy though so it's not so bad
>tfw you will never be an administrator or set dresser for a porn company in California
>tfw you will never get to live the Hollywood lifestyle and spend your days making money from porn without the pressure of being on camera
why even live
>>28808645
Knew every question and didn't shit myself so fuck you.
>>28809162
>>28809037
Actually doubt half the people on r9k are over 19.
I'm done now lads, back home. I have to go back in at 1 for a physics exam though.
>>28809217
>you will never be mike adriano
>you will never give yourself erectile dysfunction from having to repeatedly fuck street trash whores in their asses multiple times a week
>you will never have to force out a few drips of cum after having your reserved drained from the constant cumshots needed in each scene
>you will never contemplate how your porn career ruined sex and intimacy for you while you are dependent on viagra despite being 30 and putting your tongue in the disease ridden asshole of a coked up california whore
>you will never watch countless daughters of respectful men choke on your cock after it has been marinating in their anal cavity
>>28809278
I'm 21
Reckon that's the average age
>>28809278
23 here, how depressing
You say Jonas Brothers I say McFly
You say Taylor Swift I say Avril Lavigne
you say Justin Bieber I say Kid Rock
Share if you agree
Went into work on my day off because I wanted more money, then remembered I could be home watching anime instead.
Post waifus.
>called in sick to work
>staying home to watch the simpsons and play Civ
Looks like I win again
>>28808869
I had a cardiac arrest while doing a run. I'm 27 and otherwise healthy. Now I have an implant the size of an old nokia that monitors my heart rhythms.
At least I got 6 weeks of work.
>oxy arrived in the mail
>got a bit too excited
>took 320mg
>potentially might OD
Nice knowing ye lads
>>28809779
*off work
>>28808869
>Been out the house 10 times or so
>Rejected some job offers
>Made a little money online
Why aren't you at work right now lads
>>28809795
Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocets and Loritab
Valiums - Morphine - patches - Ecstasy - and it's all up for grab
What you want - what you need - hit me up I got you mane
What you want - what you need - hit me up I got you mane
>>28809753
sounds incredibly comfy, tempted to download Civ now
>>28809779
holy shit sorry to hear that, some sort of defect? also can tell girls a cool story about your scar i guess
>>28809795
you silly bastard, have fun
>>28809842
Really bad, like really bad diarrhoea.
Got to go in for my second exam for 2 hours.
Probably gonna get a post saying I shat myself followed buy me killing myself
>>28809795
Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to git fool
5th of crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rules
Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged
Oxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange
Watch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from Texas
You wanna git up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing
By now it's 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me
15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees
Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me
Take another Loritab to calm me down and let me see
Body be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the pain
No more bitching 'bout your day and work and driving in the rain
Put up wit' the fussing and discussing - I plant in your brain
Hypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veins
Take a chill pill to slow me down and git back in this game
Gotta be up on ya P's and Q's to even feel it mane
>>28808969
It's a horrible place full of normies.
>>28809853
Nope, every test they did came up healthy. Which is nice I guess, but it doesn't change the fact that I had a heart attack. Completely out of the blue.
Feels pretty bad knowing I'm going to some kind of invalid for the next 50 years or so
>>28809846
Why the fuck would you want percent and portable
Percs e just oxy with apap
And portable is hydrocodone which is weaker also mixed with apap
With nigga retarded
>tfw I have all the drugs on that list except percs and lors
Lads, there is a strike today at work and I had no idea, im the only person in the office.
What should I do?
>>28809993
Only one I see on google is uni lecturers. Are you a uni lecturer?
>>28809980
Sheeeit the oxy an auto correct hit me hard
Percocet* and loritab*
Percs are*
And portable is hydro*
That nigga retarded*
I'm fucked up haha
>>28809980
shut up you fucking idiot big fat cunt
Aussie/Brit here. both passports. Currently sitting at home in Australia wishing I was still in UK...
>>28810048
>Currently sitting at home in Australia wishing I was still in UK
>>28810033
Good things about opiate addiction:
You never get fat
>>28810088
Good thing about sperm:
you never get fat
>>28810048
Wanna switch up cuz?
Where abouts are ya Bruce?
>>28810104
Semen is basically pure protein
Forget fat, sucking your bf's special sauce will get you /fit/
>>28810048
>Currently sitting at home in Australia wishing I was still in UK
Explain?
>>28810018
No, intern. In a university ofcourse
>>28810150
And nobody told you?
Well you turned up for work so they have to pay you, may as well sit off at work for a while
>>28810126
It would take about 72 shots of semen to reach your recommended calorie intake.
>>28810165
>It would take about 72 shots of semen to reach your recommended calorie intake
Bonus
>mfw watching The Simpsons for 3 consecutive hours
Really want someone to hold hands with.
>>28810172
what season?
>>28809842
Alkie. Living off my ESAbucks.
>>28810191
>season
FOY
Finished 27 last night
>>28810191
6 at the moment. Probably 8 by the end of the day at this rate.
>>28810048
What ya gabbin about ya daft cunt
>>28810162
Strike is on tomorrow too, day off?
>>28810238
If you don't turn up they won't pay you,since you'll be treated as a striking employee. Also if you're an intern, might make a bad impression if you don't.
I assume you're not part of the union.
>>28810080
wtf you copying my post for you stupid cunt?
>>28810238
How checked out do you have to be to not know everyone else you work with is striking? It's a bit more important than missing a non-uniform day, don't you think?
>>28810282
Well the pic I attached said "explain", so the intent was for you to explain why you'd rather be in shitty UK than Australia.
Perhaps the pic was too subtle, good to know for future use
have to head back to college for my exam soon and I still havent stopped shitting
>>28810309
Not realising I was referring to my post not his.
>>28810148
You fucking faggot
My fucking uni lecturers were on strike about one-third of the time I was at uni. I missed out on a shit ton of lectures.
is it too late to apply for uni? (oc)
The postie delivered some mail and I almost had a heart attack. I wasn't always this way ;_;
>>28810313
u gon shit urself senpai
imagine the pain off that happening infront of everyone
>>28810256
I work from home sometimes without anyone asking me questions, shouldn't be a problem
>>28810313
Get some adult nappies.
>>28810373
it will smell though senpai
>>28810330
Not if you're applying for 2016-17.
>listening to super euro beat to get hyped for driving lesson
>fast forward 20 minutes and I'm doing first down an empty road because I don't want to hit a tree
Should I go catch a train to city centre lads?
Feel like doing something today, need some new running shoes
>>28810527
Board the train ensuring you have a valid ticket. Don't attempt to slow or ensnare it.
>>28808869
>>28808869
>nearly half way through the year lads, what have you done so far?
I am selling all my stuff on ebay. I made 150 pounds so far. there remain small items that nobodyw ants. And I have 200 quids worth of clothes that nobody wants, because men do not buy NWT clothes on ebay, from private sellers.
>>28810527
It's freezing lad.
Go when it's warm
>>28810238
Can't be a scab mate, the only morally sound choice is clearly to stay at home and shitpost all day
>>28810557
>>28810550
What take me for, some kind of reprobate?
Ain't too bad down here in the south, granted the sun ain't out and it's Jenna piss it down in a bit, maybe you're right, just felt ket getting it of the house for a bit
>>28810618
The head of department just came in the office to check whose in. Said he needs to let HR know for pay wise.
Also said he won't be here tomorrow.
Couldn't of worked out better
i'm getting absolutely wrecked in overwatch. the players are way better than in tf2
I dread the day my daughter's poos get smaller
Going on holiday this year? You'll probably die from a terror attack.
>>28809730
but if you watched anime, you'd still have no money
get your shit together, you fucking mess
>>28810915
Neat, that way I get a holiday AND I get to die. Win win
>>28810933
>what are bennies
anime is free
>>28808342
>addition.
You stupid cunt mate
>had a dream in which I was amazing at graffiti
>met a qt graffiti sprayer
>we became friends and sprayed together
>got in police chases but didn't get caught
was comfy desu lads
>go to the bathroom for a piss
>sneeze while pissing
>snot on my shirt
>piss on my shoes
>a bit of shit came out
I literally cannot do anything.
"Why don't you go out more, anon?"
"Because I piss and shit and sneeze all over myself when trying to do everyday tasks."
"Just be yourself."
Poleaboo is considering dressing up and taking some pics
>>28811181
>a bit of shit came out
too much cock up your arse made it lapse
>>28811181
we've all been there lad, nothing to be ashamed of
>>28811184
please go get a job already
>>28811240
>We've all been there lad
No we haven't
>>28811240
>please go get a job already
I got knocked back from a warehouse job yesterday because I had a criminal record
There's no chance of me finding work
I'm in pain right now and need something to get my mind off it
>>28811240
>please go get a job already
Would you hire him?
>>28811277
like, as a live-in boip.?
>>28811296
If that's what you'd want to hire him for then sure, would you? This is poleaboo we're talking about, remember
>>28811274
buy some legal highs to take your mind off things
oh wait
Poleaboo used milk to straighten his hair
It's had a noticeable affect
Poleaboos mum just tried to get him to go out and buy her a postage stamp
>>28811317
Still have that gram of weed left
It's all kicking off lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
I genuinely believe my father is crazy
This might be the end for me
>>28811512
How do they expect to help you?
>>28811512
What's he getting pissy about?
>>28811512
Also there's no hope for you lad you might aswell go on a stabbing rampage and kill yourself.
>>28811240
>we've all been there lad
No we fucking haven't
When im drunk as shit i cant help but listening to old patriotic music and shit, but holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M
1:50, hats off to that complete legend that let that balloon loose, what a fucking lad
>>28811512
He sounds like a twat, but then again you seem to be a twat as well. So... do what you will.
>>28811512
Funniest thing I've heard all day, sounds like you are both in the wrong though.
>>28811512
>stamp collecting
XD
Just play Overwatch.
>>28811512
Lewie
Lewie please
>>28812037
>just play overhyped, watered down, generic as fuck team based multiplayer FPS games because you're a cuck for marketing
I'll pass
Poleaboos sister has a job lined up for after she graduates
Unfortunately though it doesn't seem like she or my mother will be leaving the house today so I can't completely dress up (no access to her shoes or makeup)
>>28812077
>Doesn't realise the context from the recording
If you are trying to act stupid, you succeeded.
>Poleaboos mum just bought him a cheese pie and grilled cheese sandwich
I'm never gonna reach my goal weight
>>28811690
can't see no balloon
>>28811690
amen
best way to spend a Wednesday afternoon
>>28812159
>actually listening to sociopathic parents whining because they can't brag about their childrens success
Seems like you're the stupid one
>>28812247
She knows. She knows you're a girl and is working against you
>>28811184
Pretty much required since you still haven't given us a timestamp.
>Everyday I plan on changing.
>Everyday stays the same.
I'm literally stuck in my own lack of motivation.
>>28811512
What you should do
>Refuse to eat until they turn back on the internet and stop harassing you
>Stay in bed
>Say you are depressed and your dad is just making things worse
>Go to your GP and describe your family situation and depression
>Get on an SSRI so you can claim medical notes for ESA
>Buy Overwatch
>Enjoy NEETdom while you recover
your dad is a tit, a lot of children just go off the rails with drink/drugs and he is butthurt your main interest it videogames and imageboards.
It sounds like your mummy is on your side though
>>28811512
Hahahahaha this is jokes.
>Louis, you've become feral.
>You are NOT WELL, how can WE look after you?
>W: I've been talking to him and ..
>M: Well you've obviously not been doing a very good job.
>W: Uh! Thanks Daniel.
>M: LYNN STOP TALKING. LOUIE COME OUT
>M: LYNN SHUT UP
>*CRASH*
>female in hysterics in background
>arguing
>M: He's a basket case. BASKET CAAAASE.
>*young child crying*
>*daniel goes full autist*
>*louie hyperventilating*
>daniel explains long list of things he's going to do to cut off louie's only support network
Mate give me your home phone number. I'll set that faggot Daniel straight. He treats you like a stepson.
>>28812649
>young child
Louis is a grown-ass man, that's why this is such an issue.
Do gay people ever refer to their 'girlfriend' out of embarrassment because they think people will judge them if they bring up the fact they're gay?
>>28812724
yes
28812724
oc
What are the chances of getting on ESA support if I can't go outside and I'm on anti psychotics and anti depressants
>>28812724
No. Something you will learn about gay people is that they love telling you they are gay.
A boy just pinched my arse as I walked past.
I don't know how you feel about this.
hey britcucks, how hard is it for a doctor from a third world cunt to get a job there?
>>28812794
fuck off pajeet
oc
>>28812794
Super fucking easy, every GP I know seems to be a foreigner.
>>28812781
Not all gays are the obnoxious type
>>28812765
your GP should have given you a sick note to send to the jobseekers people to say you are entitled to free medication and support anyway.
Also you would need one to collect medication from the pharmacy to prove you are on ESA and you don't have to pay
>>28812832
>Not all gays are the obnoxious type
Yes anon, yes you are
>>28812832
There we go, a faggot butting in to tell us how 'normal' they and their fetish are.
>>28812878
Dirty breeders are hilarious
>Work in an hour
>6 hour shift with the retarded guy
Wew lads, wew.
>>28812937
>>28812937
>6 hour shift
nice zero hour contract you got there mate
>>28812857
This. If you have a genuine issue then doctors are more than willing to give you a sick note. It's how I got ESA. You might still have to go to an interview but if your doctor says you agoraphobic they will will probly come to you. Just get as much documentation as you can.
>>28809278
26yo here.
I wanna die
>>28813000
There's another thread on this board about "trips dies peacefully in their sleep". You should've posted there.
>tfw i fell in love withemma stone's feet
>>28813014
Fuck, just kill me then.
>>28811512
HI WOOWEE
You're da's a beta bitch, you should stab him. The way he was talking to your mum was infuriating.
Although your a bigger beta, recording it all
>>28812918
>sticks his dick inside a shithole
>calls others dirty
>>28812826
Noice, what about specialists? Also, is it a good place to live in nowadays? Or are most of you depressed?
>>28813110
>doesn't fuck his gf in the arse
What a cuck
>>28813138
>makes himself exclusive to somebody
>calls others cucks
>>28813148
>doesn't fuck girls in the arse
What a fuck
>>28811512
lmao this is pretty much 100% me.
I just spend all my time playing vidya and watching anime, my dad always gets pissy at me for not going out more and doing shit. Mum always defends me because I let her take my dole money because I never really need it. Dad always screams because he thinks earphones block out everything. Dad even suggested recently that i go to the doctor because he thinks its an addiction, its not really though I just don't have anything else to do. Dad sometimes argues with my mum over me calling me a layabout and other shit like how i just live in my room, nothing is my fault I just sit quietly and essentially pay my "rent". Also I don't smoke/drink and just eat sweets most of the time, holyshit as I'm listening to this and writing this mate i think you literally are fucking me, everything down to a fucking T.
>All your doing is waiting for me to go away
FUCK sake lad I'm actually shaking right now, my dad comes home from work and always walks by my room and tries to start a conversation like "What have you done today" or more aggressive like "get a fucking grip already son like come on". Whenever my parents try talking to me or disrupt me i genuinely dont even care as ive turned very empathetic but if they are persistent with stupid shit I instinctively raise my voice and get abit aggro like at the start where he called you feral. Dad always uses other people as an example like "I constantly see people younger than you going to college and their jobs and you just sit there morning noon and night" LMAO SMELLY ROOM FUCK lad... I never open my window and masturbate regularly so my parents always politely tell me this and blame in on the dog instead of actually saying its my fault.
Well lad I can actually say i'm pretty much you although I don't understand why you 'lock' yourself in as that just makes it worse. I can honestly see myself going the same way, one day my dad is literally going to flip and probably do this to me.
>>28813166
>doesn't fuck girls
>>28813184
Stop fucking promoting the shitty vocaroo
This wank is probably all over reddit thanks to you lot
>>28813202
It should be because I posted it there first, gotta get those upvotes and gold.
My care coordinator is coming next week, what should I expect lads?
>>28813114
You're not very smart for a doctor.
https://www.healthcareers.nhs.uk/i-am/outside-uk/information-overseas-doctors
Amazing moment abused dog comforts puppy shot in the head
>>28813219
>Not a god place
>god
>o
wew kill yourself you utter retard
Poleaboo has decided to use a tripcode.
I will explain why on my blog at 1am tonight.
>>28813114
Eh, I think you'll have as much of a chance as any other place getting a specialist job here, I do have to say that most of the specialists I have seen are English.
England is a pretty comfy place to live in my opinion, or at least Cheltenham is.
>>28813251
>dogs have human feelings
Same fucking idiot who thinks Lions instinctively protect against fucking humans throwing rocks
>>28813260
You should call yourself Monica instead.
And why the blog? Why not update your tumblr more?
>>28813260
Sure I believe that, could you just do a timestamped pic real quick just of your hands would be fine or your legs
>>28813259
Made a spelling mistake and deleted the post, sorry :(
>>28813266
>>28813236
thank you, will look into it
>>28813260
Be quiet Mingita
>>28813260
1am... do you even live in England, we are all in the same time-zone so at least do it at reasonable hours.
>>28813281
That is the blog i am talking about.
>>28813285
Sure thing, legs in tights all right?
>>28813313
Best to include the cage so we know it's definitely you.
had my depression 'assessment' yesterday at the doctor
she said I had "low mood" and wouldn't diagnose me with depression.
I got a questionnaire and picked the highest option on almost all the questions, making the score high and meaning I'm depressed as fuck
she said it's just a guide, put me forward to a councillor
is it really this hard to get on ESA?
>Want an onahole
>Measure dick, holy fuck it's bigger than I thought
>Check the spreadsheet for something my size
>They're all made for nipdicks
>Literally nothing I can fuck without restraint
Good things only happen to set you up for a greater fall lads.
>switch from drinking coke to water
>constantly feel thirsty
the fuck is this lads?
>>28813350
you're not supposed to put the entire shaft in it you tryhard bragging retard
all you measure is the girth, you only concentrate an onahole on your glans
>>28813350
Don't cock-block us like that, how big are you?
>>28811512
hahahahahahah oh my christ
>>28813341
low mood seems to be the new buzzword with doctors
>>28813322
Monica does not own a cage, she is a lady with a lot of class.
What do you boys think?
>>28813350
are you the same anon that hotglued his akarin fig a few weeks backpost more
>>28811512
>all these cretins saying your dad was in the wrong
you utter fucking parasite, christ I would kill myself if I was unfortunate enough to have a child like you
>>28813420
>literally just legs
What the fuck do you expect us to think?
>>28813420
I wish you would drop the tranny gimmick and just be a cute boy desu
>>28813429
Wanko
Wank o
Wank
Hah.
>>28813420
I think you're desperate for attention
>>28813444
>calling him a parasite
fuck off m8 he's a true robot through and through and your a fucking turbo normie compared to him. Literally fuck off back to facebook and update your status already.
What did louie do?
>>28813444
/r9k/ thinks promoting unhealthy lifestyle choices is funny or something idk
>>28813490
Didn't live up to his sociopathic parents desires.
Lads, I've found it, I've found the absolute apex of pleasure.
Nuru massage followed by an oily fuck.
Got one in Hong Kong, I came so hard I thought the end of my dick was going to blow off like a bottle of champagne.
>>28813482
what and that's something to be proud of?
wish I could buy Danny a pint Tbh, fucking needs it after dealing with Louie and his fucking sket mum
>>28813490
Nothing.
Just your typical teenager/young adult who spends way to much time on the internet and is a NEET with probably no friends etc.. and his parents thinks hes mentally impaired
>>28812649
>support network
what, /r9k/? give it a rest
/r9k/ is a bitter and spiteful board that tears down anyone that tries to escape
>>28813526
His mum seemed fine, she took his side.
>>28813420
I think we asked for a timestamp you fucking idiot.
>>28813540
You're doing a real bang up job of not doing that aren't you
Mong
>>28813561
Monica is shaving her legs and is to busy for people who speak to her rudely.
>>28813580
yeah mate it's me, rather than all the other posters who see that Louie's in the right
support is not necessarily telling someone everything they're doing is okay, it's doing what's best for them
>>28813595
That's called fascism
>>28813540
Louie is in the wrong. He shuts himself in his room and won't even go out.
Hell I'd take that bender to the pub and talk to him about it, but will he go for it? No. He'll come up with some pathetic excuse as to why he won't.
He just wants to stew in his room like a leech, like the utter basket case he is.
>>28813586
Monica will do what I fucking tell her to do or she'll get a black eye. Post the timestamp.
>>28813601
no it's called fucking support
you don't support a herion addict by telling him to do more heroin
>>28813617
exactly
I used to be the same until my dad knocked me into shape
>>28811512
jesus christ mate you're pathetic
>>28811512
>that snivelling
haha can't even stand up for yourself you pathetic little melt
>>28813617
hi Daniel
>>28811512
Your parents should kick you out
>>28813662
He might be laughing, I certainly would be.
You should do something better
Like stamp collecting
>>28813669
SHUT UP LYNN
*falls over a chair as I rush towards you*
*CRAAAAAASH*
>>28813686
no, it's definitely snivelling
>>28813680
yeah that'll help him
>>28813680
Why?
Hes not doing anything wrong, he seems pretty young and its not like hes doing drugs.
Was that vocaro his first post or did he post earlier?
>>28813377
The guide said BPEL was important and anything too short would be easy to break. No bully.
>>28813429
Nah. Don't see the point in collecting figs. Definitely wouldn't nut on one. I take care of my things.
>>28813617
Not Louie but no you really wouldn't as I'm in a similar position to him.
He probably has a reason why he does what he does and just doesn't care. Logically what he's doing makes no sense but if he believes its ok and get support via his family; food, shelter etc... then there's absolutely 0 reason for him to change his "lifestyle" He probably suffers from depression and sever anxiety and feels like he cant compete against the rest of the world. Telling him to go down to the pub and have a chat with the lads isn't going to help him. His father suggested he doesn't really partake in drinking etc... and has little to zero real life friends at all. You've got to put yourself in his shoes. If he can live relatively comfortably doing what he loves - playing video games then why should he change? You're probably looking at someone who didn't experience a typical teenage upbringing and resorted to games and now that hes an adult he has literally 0 motivation to get a job because he doesn't deem it necessary.
>>28813715
No it won't help him and that's the point
Clearly Louie doesn't want any help. If he gets kicked out he won't get any help.
>>28813736
>depression and sever anxiety
meme diseases
>>28813736
Louie's a cunt, you can hear him stifling laughter while his dad is going mental
>>28813779
Reckon that's crying, not laughter
So can any of you "robots" help him?
Instead of just throwing the usual shit like "go outside" how do you actually help someone like that?
reading some of this shit actually makes me mad he clearly posted that vocaroo because he wants help but doesn't know how.
>>28813736
>get support via his family; food, shelter
what happens when his parents pop their clogs?
Even a fucking 10 year old knows that their parents aren't going to be around forever
With the amount of stress that he's causing, one is going kill the other or they've got 10 years less to live because of him
>>28813823
>what happens when his parents pop their clogs?
He inherits the house and lives off NEETbux forever.
>>28813803
not sure how to help him, but punishing him by taking away food and cutting off internet isn't going to help, that's obvious
>>28813788
>I know, I'll record one of my daily interactions with my parents trying to improve my standard of living, and I'll cry when my parents start arguing because I want nothing to do with them!
>>28813838
If he has any siblings I bet they get the house and he gets nothing
>>28813736
He's not living comfortably as we can hear from the recording, he also makes life uncomfortable for his family.
What will "Not Louie" do when his family is no longer their to feed, shelter and pay bills for him? Will he suddenly get a job after being neet for 5+ years?
It's a basal existence. I've been there, playing video games every day, waking up and going to bed when I want, always having a meal cooked for me or left for me to do. You might think you're happy but you're not, you're just used to it. You've literally forgotten what it's like to feel any sense of achievement or satisfaction, that's why there's nothing there to motivate you. It's the life of mould.
>>28811512
Get a job you piece of shit ,your dad's obviously had enough of you stinking up the house
>>28813879
neetbuxs
The council will easily give him a cheap flat and the amount of money someone like that gets on ESA can easily sustain that lifestyle.
>>28813900
>telling someone like that to get a job
You ever thought he probably tried to get a job buy couldn't because he didn't go to university or college an sat in all day playing vidya? Even supermarkets wont hire someone with long gaps since they left school or zero employment.
>>28813914
why doesn't he do that now?
his parents are out of his hair and he gets to live the life he wants of just playing video games and occasionally sleeping
>>28813914
I don't think he's a single mother or an immigrant so that's not going to work.
>>28813939
Filling in all those forms is a lot of effort, easier just to stay until they die of a stroke because of him stressing them out.
>4pm already
>played vanilla WoW all day
>didn't even get round to organising my stamp collection
fug lads, how do I stop putting off productive endeavours
>>28813420
>no timestamped
>photo pulled off tumblr
wow you sure proved you're poleaboo
>>28813937
>You ever thought
But you know he hasn't though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYT6rbxNn30
this was 4 years ago, wtf.
Still remember wanking to it
redpill me on louie lids
finally got some time to spend on the chong
>tfw you can't remember your parents ever having a proper argument like Louis'
I just know it'll fucking destroy me if and when it ever happens. Same with family deaths, never had a family member (that I had met) die during my lifetime. Who else /overlysheltered/ here?
>>28814079
How do you manage to remember something that happened 4 years ago????
>>28814081
It's louiS
as in louis theroux
>>28814094
don't you remember being a child?
Had some weird dream that for some reason I was killing my cats by smashing their heads on my kitchen counter repeatedly and then tossing their carcasses away to be harvested for meat, then they'd reappear and I'd smash their heads in again for endless cat meat
What does it mean lads, I love my cats
forgot what i came here for
Live the same life as Louie.
>Left school in 2011 and didn't go on to university
>Have had no jobs since then except 1 month during christmas
>Kissless virgin with no friends since I was 13 - I'm 20 1/2 now
>Live with parents 1 is upset/angry over me the other defends me
>only thing I enjoy is playing video games and browing the internet which I spend upwards of 12 hours a day since I was ~15
>been on JSA/Universal credit since the day I turned 18 (dad made me apply on my birthday) except 1 month last year for seasonal work (my first real "job")
Honestly im upset at myself but I barely even care anymore. I've tried getting a job like shelf stacking or anything minor but no one gives me interviews because of my lack of experience. I don't blame them as I wouldn't hire me but its not like I haven't tried, sure I could honestly be trying WAY harder but all I honestly want to do in my life right now is to spend my day on 4chan, playing vidya and watching twitch streams. I've never went out on a saturday night to "party" or whatever so I honestly haven't experienced the typical 14-young male adult lifestyle and see no way I can get into that. I'm sorry if you guys see me as a disgusting cretin, I would love to have a gf friends and a great job but I just don't see the way and the Job centre/Work programme I'm on aren't very useful and my personality/interests would be enough for people to avoid me. After reading this thread it has motivated me somewhat to try again and push to get a job then eventually move out and live on my own as I think thats best for me.
>>28814140
It means that your subconscious doesn't love them.
>>28814205
see you again in two weeks
>>28809730
Feeling particularly dead and shitty today boys, delightful.
>>28814084
I remember my parents used to argue like that over me
I used to give my mum a lot of shit during my teenage years because she was overprotective and wouldn't let go, and that caused a lot of fights between us because I could see the child in her that never really grew up and I couldn't respect her judgement. Then I had the epiphany that all adults aren't sources of ineffable wisdom but are just making everything up as they go along the same way I was. The fact that she did finally let go once I finished school helped a lot, but I still get the occasional 'because I'm your mother' which is really just code for 'I don't have a valid reason'
I'm really glad we're on better terms now though. I used to get angry really easily and now I'm the one who stays calm when everyone else gets mad. That vocaroo brought back some really bad memories, although I would always openly refute my parents rather than sulk behind a locked door
>>28814237
whats the supposed to mean senpai?
did i post something I shouldn't of?
thought we were talking about neets and shit
>>28814205
>the other defends me
how? What do they see in you?
What's stopping you from going to university?
>>28814237
Bringing the bants.
actual OC
>>28814264
>After reading this thread it has motivated me somewhat to try again and push to get a job then eventually move out and live on my own as I think thats best for me.
You are going to give up after two weeks, he has no faith in you whatsoever.
>>28814256
I want to explode inside megumin
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation, lads?
>>28814270
you need a-levels to do that
>>28814270
Dunno, they just think I'm a late bloomer or something, as for university, nothing. I could do 2-3 years at a college and get in probably fine. Its just that I see no point in doing so as I will probably end up the same way, friendless, virgin, jobless etc. Also as I said I just want to spend my time playing vidya/anime so I wouldn't want to in my mind "waste" time on something pointless.
>>28814323
Does the UK not have some form of bridging course to bring people to a ready-for-university state?
>>28813341
She guessed you were trying to fix the assessment. It also depends on how you act with the doctor, they are usually pretty good at spotting people who are faking it. It also depends on the doctor.
>>28814323
>>28814343
Try a Btec lv3 advancede at a college matey.
>>28814318
https://nhentai.net/g/163151/
literally diamonds lads
>>28814367
do you need gcses for that?
>>28813341
good
there's nothing worse than a slight sadness stacy
Made a blog and my first post, it's a bit short but I'm going to put more time into it later
>>28814374
A few, maths and English can be repeated there if you have below Cs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg90Okk0fhw
rahh rate my man highly still tho
Poleaboo just took several pics in 3 different outfits
Will post soon
Timestamped
>>28814318
>>28814369
Please remove these posts.
>>28814420
alri Callum
https://youtu.be/trmPapr7Djs
>>28808869
told parents I'm cutting my dick off
spent 5000 pounds on a flying car idea
my life is weird
>>28814369
O wow
Cheers m8
Should be a cracking orgasm
>>28814549
you need to explain both of these in more detail
Anything been going on on /britfeel/ lately?
What's the latest on Poley?
>>28814533
I'M NOT SHOUTING AT YUUUUUU,
U SHOUTIN' AT MEEEEEEH
>>28814642
I am currently playing hearthstone
Most of the pics came out blurry....
Only 2 timestamped ones survived and they're not very flattering
>>28814674
It felt like he was doing a monty python quote the way he spoke that
>>28814642
Not up to much, just finished dressing up
>>28814680
Nice try
>>28814568
well the first is self-explanatory,
The second is some drone that I want to release on Kickstarter that has morphed into some sort of flying car. Should fly for around 10 minutes, can get you across town I suppose.
>>28814708
Kek. I was thinking more Rik Mayall possessed his body.
https://youtu.be/jJqK26-o33w
Anyone got a link to poleaboos blog?
So anyway.. Anyone see that the last whites of the east end on bbc1 last night? Great documentary. Even the dutch bloke and the brown skinned dude from whatever country didnt like all those darkies in newham. Pretty bloody horrible. What about that lad saying "white boy, drop your phone" so he done a 20 punch combo on the three of 'em? Terrible stuff man. Vote leave june 23! It's on iPlayer now lads just search "last of"
>>28814822
literally just google "poleaboo"
Poleaboos mum just made him spag bol
You can also just about make out the cutting scars in this pic
>>28814888
you're not twinky enough desu
need to lose some weight fatboi
>>28814787
fuck off to /lgbt/ you weirdo
>>28814787
What do your parents have to say about this? Isn't this haram?
>>28814917
Report and ignore
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>>28814723
gwoar look at the bitch tits on you you fat fuck.
Practised with some makeup (wrong tone) but I can see now how easy it would be to pass
That stuff is magic
>>28814945
They don't know
>>28814869
he means the new one you cuck
google pakisissy its on tumblr
>>28814822
>>28814980
eh, I don't really update it and I don't have much of a passion to
>>28814899
>>28814960
yeah...I know
go on tumblr, search 'uk'
its all lesbians.
come here,
its all faggots.
cant remember the last time I saw someone who was just into traditional relationships.
Britain has absolutely nothing going for it.
not a thing.
I cant think of any.
>>28815003
You will never get that monica body you dream of
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
>>28815018
Sunday dinner
>>28815018
heterosexual people were outlawed in the UK in 2010
>>28811512
There's gonna be a big Ferrari? Sweet, you're getting a car out of this, keep it up.
might go for a shower
The state of my town compared to even 10 years ago just makes me angry.
everyones a degenerate with an addiction to american media based culture.
i dont want to live here send help
Halo: The Master Chief Collection on sale for just $19.99
>>28815159
move to Kent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_6d3JBBo4s
>>28814355
>such a failure I can't even be diagnosed with depression
welp
>>28815216
>Dad briefly lived in Orpington
>BNP flags everywhere
Is there a chance that we will leave the EU? I'm honestly still on the fence as I see disadvantages and advantages of both sides, but it seems the general consensus is that we're likely to stay anyway.
>>28815276
Isn't Orpington really middle class?
>>28811512
Your antics are up on /pol/ >>75060330
>>28815326
They have some council blocks.
>>28815319
were such cucks
>>28815319
It's going to be close.
Vote leave bredrin, the pros outweigh the cons. If we stay we get double dicked by TTIP and EUC retardedness. If we leave we get to negotiate glibal trade deals on our own terms.
>>28808869
not much
finally landed a sweet job
time to pay off debts, get a car and fuck off somewhere else
>>28815326
I went to Orpington college.
It's full of nigs and travellers.
>>28814084
Same for me with the family deaths. I work in a mortuary which makes it even worse. I spend all day around dead bodies with no issues and I'm going to cry like a bitch when it's someone I know.
after we vote stay, the eu can reject camerons special deal because they know he cant threaten to leave anymore.
>>28814853
>>28814853
>>28814853
FAGGOTS I AM POSTING DECENT DISCUSSION STOP TALKING ABOUT PAKIS AND POSH PLACES
>>28815159
Brit culture is dead mate.
Only brit music is americanised pop or black lundun music.
The british indoe scene is dead as fuck too. Places like glasgow, leeda, evem Manchester are just putting out shite.
>tesco are banning easter labeled easter eggs.
Microsoft might be launching two new streaming devices at E3
>>28815510
Come to East and SE London, we've still got our own culture even if it is a bit scummy.
>>28815173
I got it for 12 quid 3 months ago lad
>>28809278
Reported. My little brother is 16 and he sat his GCSE Physics exams at 1:30.
>>28815561
>South London
original kek
>>28815561
East and south east.
Nah mate, rude boy culture aint culture.
>>28815561
OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD BLAD WEE IS INGLISH MAH NIGGA BRAP BRAP
i swear to god, ive lived in the worst parts of up here in scotland and it seems like a paradise compared to that nigger infested shithole known as london
>>28815747
>OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD BLAD WEE IS INGLISH MAH NIGGA BRAP BRAP
>
>swear to god, ive lived in the worst parts of up here in scotland and it seems like a paradise compared to that nigger infested shithole known as london
>>28815613
alri detective
>>28815747
I never understood what 'bix nood' is meant to be. Do black people say that, is it meant to mean something?
No I don't see many black people
>>28815782
>bix nood
>A meme that originated from a racist cartoon that depicted a black person speaking gibberish, represented as faux-English words. Two of the "words" that appeared, "bix nood," became popular among users of the site www.4chan.org's "/b/" (random) image board. As a result, bix nood came to mean anyone of African American persuasion, although it may also be used in conjunction with othe words to form a nonsensical catchphrase. It is often perceived as a racial slur due to its origins, although this is debatable seeing as the African American population (and population in general) is not familiar with this term.
>My friend told me about a bix nood that took a bus to his house and smoked pot with him.
>>28815747
>Scotland
Opinion discarded
>>28815850
now thats lewd :3
>>28815613
Whys it matter? If hes not being annoying who gives a fuck what his age is.
Also mine was at 12:45
>greasy lefties in old jackets leafleting on wednesday morning for us to remain in the eu
is there anyone who deserves the gas chamber more?
>>28808869
> what have you done so far?
> failed driving test twice so far
Yeah, that's it since ~August last year. I've got another 60 years of this, fucks sake.
>>28811512
LOLOLOL why you airing your problems on the intertubes?
Seriously you fucking pussies, grow a pair. All of you, stupid /r9k/ pussy scum.
>>28815985
you late to the party man
>>28811512
Get kicked to the curb faggot.
>>28811512
Your father is right in getting fed up and you will destroy their marriage.
You cant even kill yourself because you will prove him right and destroy your mother for life
>>28810386
What about 2015-16
>>28816005
>>28815997
>>28815985
Obvious same fag
ocee
>>28816029
no just /pol/ coming over
>>28816029
Nope.
Just here from this thread we all got linked to.
>>>/pol/75060330
>>28811512
Literally kill yourself you beta fuck
Sincerely,
/pol/
>>28811512
>I genuinely believe my father is crazy
You're the crazy one mate. Your father sounds like a good man but your mother is a enabling cunt. I never approved of hitting women but i am seriously reconsidering that notion now, sounds like your mom needs a slap and you need to get kicked the fuck out.
I got linked to an /r9k/ thread the other day from /pol/ and couldn't believe how beta the fucking idiots on this board actually are. This thread has only reinforced that belief, fucking degenerates
>>28816087
>implying every user from the community is the same level of beta
>>28816106
You're right I shouldn't judge, /r9k/ clearly get much more beta than this
Any of you lads know where to get my hands on some weed? Blackpool area
I just weeded in my pants again
>>28816087
Exactly, we have such weak and pathetic people living on this Earth, breathing in our oxygen.
They should kill themselves.
A bottle of aspirin and a deep vertical slice through the Ulnar and Radial arteries will do the trick.
I suggest all of /r9k/ gets on that shit and does it immediately. Pathetic, weak, pussy bitched cowards the lot of you.
And in regards to the Britcunt that made the video, if you were my son I'd smash your fucking teeth in for being an insufferable faggot and the whore piece of cunt meat woman would get a slap for being an enabling slut.
t. Britfag.
>>28816133
weed dealer probably
>>28811512
Fucks sake Louie I know you're scared of the scientologists after making that film but you've got to come out of your room eventually.
>>28815926
If they are voting remain then they aren't lefties desu.
They are probably thick as pig shit liberals laddo.
>>28811512
>Actually crying
cuck my life into pieces
I hope alan sugar dies soon
>>28816252
Laughing, not crying
Louis is a sociopath
>>28816271
Mad how he's actually an idiot but lucked into money and now lectures people on business
>>28816275
Sounds like crying to me.
>>28814697
>potentially thick ass
take one leaning over next time
Gonna give anime a try
Howls castle or totoro?
Man on the radio just said cuckold and he must be 45
>>28816369
kotoura san
>>28816133
You really can't go wrong with any Ghibli films, though steer clear of Grave of the Fireflies - especially if you're an older sibling.
Totoro is a great film, and I'd recommend Kiki's Delivery Service if you find it's to your taste.
pol are fucking faggots tho still cuz
I want to bet on the us leaving the EU. I'll probably use Paddypower as I live close to one. Should I bet now or wait to see if the odds increase?
>>28816420
Ill try howls moving castle then, I probabaly wont like it but its worth a try.
>>28816503
you're wasting your money lad
>>28811512
/pol/ here, we are tracking you down and coming to remove your door you degenerate little shit, you just lost your door privilge, get ready to just have a sheet
>>28816503
Mate just give me the money, if you're going to piss it away anyway.
If you're looking for best odds: http://www.oddschecker.com
/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
>>28816503
Bet on remain. You'll make a quid.
>>28816535
>/pol/ here, we are tracking you down and coming to remove your door you degenerate little shit
holdthedooor
>>28809730
Just been sick and I feel pretty light-headed desu
Trying to read the pros and cons of Brexit but I can't focus on the words enough to read, they seem really blurry. Cannot wait to get my prescription, really hope the meds make a difference~
Feel sorry for the dad.
I've put my parents in similar positions when I was young, realise now that they were acting in my interests and I was being a little cunt.
Also the mum is probably the main cause of Louis' degeneracy.
>>28816589
damn shes pretty
post more
>>28811512
I think i hate you more than i do niggers, kebabs and migrants desu gas the NEET`s jobwars now!!!
And your mom is an enabeling cunt, hopefully your father grows tired of this shit, hits the respec button and starts a new family with a younger woman
So I'm getting an assessment for NEETbux, what do they usually ask? I have no idea what to expect.
Wait so beta faggots who spend there days watching anime and playing video games hate a kid who does the same?
>>28816589
Tilde you fucking muppet, why did you take all the jars of nutella at the Coop, I saw you coming out and when I went in to get some it was all gone
>>28816828
It's his treatment pf his parents
Louis's a dick
I've only eaten ham sandwiches and yogurt today, lads
>>28816852
huh huh huh
huh huh
>got serious health issues due to all the diabetes fucked
Wooeeeooh, going to die soon lads. Mmmmmmmmmmight as well but myself to death
Wait is howl the blone lad?
And why do all animes encourage pedos?
Hes like 30 and shes like 18
>>28816960
Howl is 12 lad, he's just tall
>>28816924
>but myself to death
wot
>>28815926
I just had some remain cunt in a call centre call my mum. She screamed down the phone:
>"I'm voting to leave, i'm sick of all the propaganda the government is spewing and the public money wasted on it which includes this phone call"
My mum came upstairs straight after smiling saying the person was foreign as well.
>>28816989
He wants to but himself to death
>>28816974
So sophie is a pedo, my point still stands.
It says hes 30 on his wiki page
http://howlscastle.wikia.com/wiki/Howl_Jenkins_Pendragon
>>28817026
>Howl Jenkins Pendragon
I know he's Welsh, but fucking hell
>>28816828
it's literally /pol/ and /sp/ raiding us because of some faggot made a vocaroo of his retard dad
this a board with pissbottle failure NEET's that live in their own filth and they think a 20something shutin playing videogames is "LEL so Autistic xDD"
really I wish they would leave so we can go back to feel posting
>>28816828
When our parents ask us to do something trivial like go to the shops we don't shut ourselves in our room for a month and refuse to open the door.
>>28817005
oh right i c
Tempted to get a chippy but not sure whether I should
Can someone validate my life choices?
>>28817068
Im actually enjoying howls moving castle.
how long till I end up like you lad?
Whose your waifu?
>>28817068
> so we can go back to feel posting
You know the truth, we'd be arguing about the validity of a cross-dresser and the referendum.
Just like every other night this month. Christ knows what we'll be talking about after the vote and poley goes to gaol.
>>28817068
UH this thread has never been for "feel posting" you utter, utter melt.
Posting about your feelings is some of the gayest shit you can do, and I call you out every time.
>>28808869
nowt haven't done anything since i left college last june
>>28817109
Are you fat? If your BMI is above average and not because you have ridiculous muscles (Rugby-tier) , go for something healthier.
>>28817109
Are you fat?
Have you eaten something you know you shouldn't have in the last 2 weeks?
If the answer is no, then indulge yourself.
>>28817102
No trouble, Iad
WEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
Going back home to Britain tomorrow. What the weather like?
>>28817171
>>28817188
Thanks for helping me decide lads
>>28817124
>he hasn't filtered the word "poleaboo" yet
>>28817234
supposed to be warm this time of year and it's miserable, when it's hot it's fucking scorching though
>>28811512
godspeed louie
>>28817234
look it up you lazy cunt
anyone been diagnosed with depression? I need pointers, I'm depressed and last time my doc didn't believe me by the looks of it
>>28811512
big ferrari?
>>28817285
Just trying to get a nice cosy discussion about the weather started, no need to go mental
>>28817152
>called /britfeel/
>not about feel posting
back to /pol/ you go normie scum
>>28817339
I'm in Scotland, but it was sunny a few days ago - now it's overcast but mild.
Forecast is saying the next few days will be really nice though, sunny and mid to higher teens temperature.
I imagine the rest of the country is similar, maybe some light showers but mostly warm/mild.
C O M F Y
>>28817319
go to another doctor
also maybe you aren't actually depressed, it could be something different. I didn't think anything was wrong until I started crying at the jobcenter and the lady suggested I make an appointment with my doctor and he diagnosed depression and drugged me up on SSRI's
When I went to my GP I was a skeleton that has barely left bed only to piss and shit for 5 weeks. I couldn't even muster the interest to eat food or play videogames, everything was just pointless and a chore.This was after a close family member died too so grieving must have played a part.
medication is also pretty shit though
>>28811512
>>28813184
i literally have this same relationship with my parents, but i do not just sit in my room all day and do nothing. thats the problem they have with you. you need to be independent, as they literally see you as a worthless parasite on their lives. you offer them nothing in the form of good conversation, a decent relationship, you are only there to eat their food and stay in their house. man the fuck up, get a job, move out and they will not have a problem with you any more.
>>28817466
After temperatures of 30C that will probably feel really cold to me
>>28817575
Maybe, for me its lovely. Where you been lad?
>>28817319
>>28817319
why the fuck do you want your doc so bad to believe you that you're depressed? Do you think there are some magic pills or something? LOL! SSRIs won't do shit for your manchildass, except wreck your brain and neverous system to the point where you will get brainzaps FOREVER and be unable to do simple tasks like driving.
hmm
That's pretty cool
Poleaboos purchases of girl clothes are completely offset by the income he receives in the form on NEETbux
>>28808869
Got a gf, had to break up as she's moving back to France & I'm moving to Budapest in September to start my LPC.
Even though I finished uni today, I feel kinda /feel/ lads, decided to go and grab some beers from Co-Op.
Housemates are all having a gathering/party in the block later, I'll mostly be in my room, but will update if anyone wants.
>>28817621
Looks like my statement, you with Natwest lad?
>>28817602
Down in the south of Spain. It's been a bit too hot for me desu, so I'm not complaining about it
>>28817636
>tfw no cutie armpit hair french girlfriend
Is it better to have had it and lost it, or to never have it at all?
>>28817639
That's right
Thinking I should change though
>>28817424
Yeah, the thread has a brit feel, not feels from brits.
Fucking melt.
>Tfw mummy brings home KFC
>Tfw fresh tendies cooked by professional fried chicken crafters
it's late but worth it
>going out with work people on the weekend
>last time went out with them
>new grill
>hanging out with me all night
>starts trying to hold my hand
>starts talking to me about sex
>I have a gf
>try to keep her at bay
>go to a club
>she starts grinding her ass on me
>can't escape
>get a boner
>eventually go outside to stop her grinding her ass on my boner
Fuck sake lads, gotta try to keep her at bay again this weekend now after she started messaging me when she found out I was going. I don't like to be rude to people though so I don't know how I can tell her to not sexually harass me.
>>28817680
You seem a tad autistic lad.
>get random attacks of dizziness all the fucking time where my eyes start to spin and i cant walk straight and almost pass out
what the fuck is this shit ffs
>>28811512
YOUR DAD SOUNDS A RIGHT PRICK MATE
>>28817684
Is she at Ieast a qt?
>>28817692
If you're not autistic why the fuck are you here?
/r9k/ is for autistic people. So fuck off.
>>28811512
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>you've become feral]
kek
That kid is a fat autistic retard though, have you lads seen his Youtube?
>>28811512
>Underage /brit/
Get rekt faggot.
>>28817708
I get that when I stand up usually.
Think it's a symptom of poor circulation, something to do with the way blood travels to your head.
>>28817723
no
link it lad
>>28817722
no it isn't, it's for robots to talk about their feels.
You are confused
>>28817684
Just fuck her you virgin.
>>28817664
It's better to have had it, wasn't so bad.
she was a qt
>>28817621
>6grand
Fuck I hate you. I'm a fill on wagie and I'm poor as fuck
>>28808869
Got rejected from the job of my dreams, had my cat put down two days after my birthday and busted out several times my body weight in semen.
Normal year desu.
>>28817745
no, no thats not what i mean. when i stand up fast after resting i also feel like my consciousness is fading or something/that feel in the head. you know what i mean. but i think you are right, it probably also has to d owith blood circulation
but this feeling is different. it really is just a spinning. i last time had it when i ejaculated and i puked from all the spinning and thought i was gonna die with my dick out and hand covered in cum
i gotta stop all caffeine once and for all. but muh fucking job requires me to fucking sit and do fuckall, its extremely hard to not fall asleep. i went to sleep 10pm yesterday and got up 6am today and still was tired as fuck at work. i really hope this is just due to caffeine tolerance or some normieshit, so i will stay away from all caffeine, including coke and chocolate, saturday and sunday and hope this shit will finally stop reeeeeee
>>28817767
Robot = Autistic virgin
Time to leave.
>>28811512
You little fucking arse bandit
If I spoke to my dad like that m8, he would deck the fuck outta me.
>>28817794
l-l-living the dream...haha
>>28817811
>>28817722
Lurk more you fucking normalshit.
>>28817755
I will try to remember the name mate hang on
>>28817772
Oh well, that makes me feel bad about myself.
>tfw will never even have a pale frumpy ugly scottish gf, let alone a french qt
>>28817828
We don't want you posting here, please leave. Only true robots are allowed on /r9k/ and only Brits in /britfeel/.
>>28817811
Time for dinner, sperglord.
>yes mum
>>28817811
You have to be a newfag if you think that
There are very few legit autists on here, most are just meme autistic, like me and you
Does anyone else filter every tripfag just cause they hate attention seekers or is it just me
>>28817755
>>28817831
Fuck sake lads I can't find the name of his youtube but someone here must no it?
It is filled with more videos of him REEEEEing at his parents then making really weird autistic videos about fuck all. It's a bit of a car crash to be honest. I think he is trying to be the next CWC.
>>28817877
>I know I'm not welcome here which is why I come here
you are a terrible human being
>>28817861
>we
speak for yourself you fucking 9.gagger
>>28817862
back to /sp/ wageslave
>>28817879
i do that too
commento orginalito
Who London look here?
Sucks
>>28817721
Yea she is pretty fit desu but my gf is fitter
>>28817768
I can't mate I have a gf and I am worried this girl has STDs or something as she is a bit of a slut from the things she was telling me she's done.
>>28817899
I started /britfeel/. My word is law.
>>28817894
CWC?
oc
>>28817925
sure you clown
>>28817925
Actually I started this britfeel sunshine.
>>28817897
Actually, I am welcome, I am a meme autistic virgin.
It's people like you who aren't welcome, normie.
>>28817942
How hard is it to use google?
DO you just post any question that pops in your head here?
>>28817835
I'm sure you'll find one soon, m8
I'll have a beer on you.
>>28817922
Please crawl back into the hole in which you came from.
>>28817960
cheers laddo, here's hoping
Stwabwewwy
#normieshit
>>28817942
Carphone Warehouse
>>28817922
Wrigleys Extra
>>28817924
>I can't I have a gf
Hahaha wow what a cuck you are. You think your gf would give you a second thought if superchad came along?
Jesus christ, how pathetic can you get?
>>28817636
>Just learnt that people are all arriving at 9pm.
Better make food before everyone arrives
>>28817954
are you okay lad?
>>28817924
Just use a condom bro
>>28817953
>I only pretend to be autistic
>but the actual aspie is a normie
psst, hey kiddrink bleach
>get home with wagecucking last night
>talking to my mum of some piss head trying to start shit with me
>mum says "that's all you seem to do now days. You're always working. I said to your nanna I feel sorry for you cause you never really go out"
>tfw I'm 25 years old
>tfw I don't have any close close friends I can actually chill with all the time
>tfw no gf
>>28818022
I propose the NEET life.
>>28818022
what do you do lad
oc
JUST ATE A FULL BAG OF M AND MS LADS
WILL I GET FAT???
>>28818051
While the NEET life sounds easy, I sadly have things to pay for that the NEET life wouldn't cover me for.
>>28817801
>busted out several times my body weight in semen.
>ejaculation volume ~ 6 mL
>sperm density ~ 1.2 g/mL
>mass of anon perhaps 75 kg
>"several" = 3
>225 kg / 0.0072 kg = 31250 faps so far this year or 10.7 FPH (faps per hour) assuming 8 hours' sleep
Keep up the good work, anon
>>28818022
>don't have any CLOSE friends i can chill with ALL THE TIME
Fucking normie. seriously fucking normie.
I am a wagecuck too and have no friends (not even le normie lads you go drinking with) since 7 years.
ontop of that i have a fucking disease thats fucking killing me.
>>28817942
Have you been on the internet before, mate?
>>28818097
Kek fuck off you non-Brit piece of shit.
>>28818071
Delivery driver. Work 30 hours a week. Only day off is Sunday at the moment.
>>28818097
what disease you got?
>>28818022
fuck off to /sp/ wagecuck
>>28818115
>Delivery driver.
this is the kind of job i want but never get accepted
who do you do it for?
Pudgyapoo has put me off 'traps' desu. Had to go looking for one that is an actual trap
>>28818133
Why do traps have more guys competing for them than actual women?
It's retarded.
>>28818127
Tesco. Job's quite easy. Sometimes have to do a bit of heavy lifting but it's quite easy.
>>28818020
I don't pretend to be autistic, I just told you I'm not.
I mean I exhibit the traits of an autist and post about the resulting feels on here, but don't actually have any sort of diagnosis for autism.
Like the vast majority on here.
Ironic that you are the only one here pretending to be autistic.
>>28817922
I have teeth like this
Is there anything you can do about it?
Literally going to do my weekly shop at 8 PM lads
What is my Absolute Madman rating?
>>28818213
as opposed to figuratively doing it at 8 PM?
>>28818133
Because most guys on here can't get an actual girl, so, they'll happily settle for a trap.
>>28818133
You'll be begging for my bp soon enough
>>28818088
Gave me a good kek, thanks mathslad.
>>28811512
Fucking hell this is pathetic
>>28818152
kekekkek
Because most guys on here can't get an actual girl, so, they'll happily settle for a trap.
Getting a bit tired of fucking whores desu, think I'll lay off it for a while now
someone taxed my baccy pouch
>>28818351
send them my way down here in Cambs ye?
>>28817879
I filter Poleaboo posts
>>28818420
Her name is Monica and you'd do well to show respect to the only girl posting here.
>>28818305
You're fucking disgusting, bitch tits
Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
>>28818441
Who the fuck is Monica? Did Poleaboo transition or is she the inventor of Poleaboo? I've been out of the polealoop.
>>28818456
Fuck off you unfunny cunt.
>>28818456
2/10 sounds like a stolen joke
>>28818441
There's an actual girl that posts here. I assume she's very attractive and I believe she has I nice car.
She got all hormonal when we moaned about maternity leave
>>28818456
My mum buried ours in the garden because wee couldn't work out how to remove the batteries
>>28816191
fuck my sides
hahahahahahahahaha holy shit
>>28811512
Instant classic, well done lad, keep it up.
>>28818489
I remember that, although I don't recall the car.
Tbh I was bitching about maternity leave, you might have confused me for her at some point.
>>28818474
got 3 you's
>>28817879
Everyone wants attention at some point
>>28818489
I don't think that's a girl, just some stupid white knight that doesn't understand how the world works.
>>28818441
Her name is Mingita
>>28811512
Your dad sounds like a fucking twat mate, we're you raised by that cunt no wonder your a neet with that angry autist in the house
Do we really need a topic filled with 500 retards talking about that fucking vocaroo
Just shut the fuck up
>>28818672
It's one of the most interesting things to happen on here lately.
So yes we do.
>>28818672
lets talk about anime instead
>>28818672
>first bit of OC in a year
>waaaah stop talking about it
Fuck off you atmosphere vampire.
>>28818774
wew
didn't see that one was censored
>>28811512
Hey man, /pol/ brought me here. I thought this thread would be dead so I didn't think of what to say if you were here. But I do have one thing. Don't feel bad for crying, that's how your body responds to threats and emotions that it can't release. I've done the same in situations that weren't nearly as bad.
Fuck man, I wanna know your story.
>>28818774
Howls moving castle was good.
Its gonna be downhill from here
>>28818844
watch kiki's delivery service
>>28818799
>Null
Nice lad.
>>28811512
One thing, do you read? Your dad seems to be under the impression that you just play video games. You'd probably surprise him if you demonstrated that you know more than he fucking does about some pretty serious books. I'm talking respected shit like Greek Myth or Shakespear, not shit that your dad will think is weird like Higurashi.
Blow into this paper bag
>>28811317
dont fuckin remind me luckily stocked up a bit on Monday but that's it now. It was fun while it lasted
>>28818863
I DONT WANT TO BECOME ONE OF YOU
>>28818942one of us one of us one of us
open your mind and your penis will follow
>>28811512
>"Louis you're causing so much stress"
>Is the only one shouting and stressing and takes it out on his wife
He sounds like such a whiny beta, good on him for trying to help but he has no idea what he's doing. It degenerates into a screaming match between them because they have no idea how to resolve conflicts or speak to each other properly
Looks like there is a clear winner this thread
>>28813363
>the fuck is this lads?
It's your body's way of telling you that water is good, and that you should drink more.
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/
Why did Nigii delete his blog?
new tread tbo
>>28819139
>>28819139
>>28819139
>>28819107
Shoutanon was bullying him about it
>>28818830
The lad's 100% mentally fucked and disabled.
I imagine his thought processes and emotions are pretty impossible for human beings to understand.
>>28818989
>>28818989
i could never find a cartoon attractive.
However I will check out that film.
Just had my first shower of 2016
reminder if you first thought was anything along the lines of ew you don't belong here
>>28814205
>5 years no work
You're fucked mate. Well, either that or lie on your CV.
>>28819153
Not true, I just didnt want to do it. It was just a gimmick when I was lonely to get some attention.
Shout anon was pretty supportive about it however never read it.
>>28819107
Didn't even realise people knew my name.
Feels good.
>>28814323
Foundation year.
>>28814369
>https://nhentai.net/g/163151/
>lolicon
>>28816587
>holdthedooor
Fucking pleb episode to be fair
>>28816995
>Had some lib dem cunt come to my door and bitch and moan when I said I was voting leave.
Why are lib dems such cucks?
>>28818133
Sauce on that qt trap? So hot
