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it's so hot,I can't get Baguio out of my mind
Photo manipulation?
I want ERP in this thread now
whats the temp outside?
28C here
>>59841777
sunrise
>tfw 18C
Fucking global warming, I'm sweating.
24C
>>59841646
just go to tagaytay or somewhere else. don't bother going to baguio, it's full.
How do I kill myself?
>>59843299
>get rejected by your crush
>Die inside
>>59843299
>join the army
>take as many mudshits, chinks and commies down with you
>>59843299
with old age
>>59843299
It's all yours my friend.
>>59844745
>seb
>>59843299
slap duterte with your cock
white people have white guilt.
is there such thing as malay guilt?
>>59845181
malay has no shame you know
>>59843299
Take Chinese Viagra
http://store.steampowered.com/app/411830
Happy Birthday to me
>>59833052
>>59833094
good job anon/s, i remember that dirty pool. now it's time to know her name
>>59846023
also the first pic, she looks like my ex gf. i remember that. some flip poster post that not blake
I don't mean to insult Manila, but there is no beautiful places there except Green belt malls, global city and east wood mall. Never go to Tondo, smokey mountain or any slum areas from curiosity.
I personally recommend you to go to Tagaytay, Baguio and Sagada if you prefer mountain to beach.
>>59846667
which manila are you talking about?
Hey guys
Do you also have relatives in an other country who send you constantly money?
>>59847250
yes,I don't know why they still insist on giving us stuff when we're all fairly well off,but I don't want to sound rude so I just say that they can give me whatever they feel like giving
>>59846959
Tondo, Mnadaluyong, QC and so on.
pero gusto ko ng maga pinoy sa Metro Manila.
>>59847395
Looks like it's the opposite with my family. I have only been once in the Philippines to visit the family from my mother.
>>59847482
>pero gusto ko ng maga pinoy sa Metro Manila.
how is this possible?
>>59846667
>>59847482
are you proxy
>>59847592
just tell them
>>59847821
I was an expat sa Makati before
>>59847870
Nah, the whole family, incl. my cousins are asking my mother. She can't say no to them.
>>59848550
just tell them,they won't hate you since flips are all about tribalism and you're still part of their tribe
>>59843299
Let's do it.
up you go like my kontol
>>59851806
thanks stinkray
>>59843299
Please come to Lithuania and help us with our suicide statistics
>>59841646
>going to baguio during summer
:)
Gay
Follow our meme page HeNeedSomeMemes
would you sleep with a white woman? if yes why?
>no sun
>cloudy
>chilly temp
>wet roads
COMFY WEATHER
Take a swim in the ocean it usually helps on the warmth
>>59857163
thanks Den
>>59857534
I swear it's true you should try it, it will keep you cool for the rest of the day :)
>>59857589
it doesn't help mang, they live near the butthurt belt of Earth. If they go swimming they'll suffer 3rd degree burns and will have to live with getting slapped on the sunburn for a week for lolz
test
>>59857830
hahahaha
>>59857992
( . )( . )
>>59858129
8===D
>>59858129
>>59858234
{ (|) }
>>59858234
(*ï¼¾3ï¼¾)
I wanna rape my crush so bad.
>>59858700
iktfb
>>59858700
>>59858733
Rape these dubs
Breakfast lads
>>59859040
wow indo food is so disgusting xD
>>59859040
>pukis
>>59859040
looks like bread covered with blood soaked snot
Hello Indon you have three (You) already please respond
>>59847821
He's a cultured person ;)
>>59841646
Baguio looks like a slum favela now want a shame
I'm going to sleep for 3 hours.
When I wake up, I want this post to have at least 10 (You)s, okay?
If not, I'm going to plant a bomb in SM Fairview.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/nation/05/22/16/duterte-tells-informal-settlers-no-relocation-no-demolition
>dutdut will get rid of the slums
>>59859900
Real estate is quite the business after all
>>59860744
>>59860237
>>59859900
>>59846667
What is Tondo and slums like? Is all of Tondo bad/a slum? I wanna go for curiosity
>>59859677
>>59859677
>>59859677
>>59859677
(You), (You), (You) only for (You)
have a good day malaybro
>>59861143
Why would you believe in neets who dwells in some other shithole part or island in this country
With no resources to go there in the first place.
>>59861812
I have no one else to ask this question? And I assume someone might know about this.
>>59862610
Fuck off Denmark, you already won our trophy. What else do you want you greedy fuck
>highschool graduation coming
>study 9 hours a day
Fuck I'm so tired.
>>59863041
Are you a highschool student?
>>59863122
For one more week.
>>59862931
>implying it was ever yours
>implying you had a chance to win it
>>59863041
>that moment when Danish highschool student
>never study
>fuck bitches and get drunk
>still get A in the exam
lol
>>59847482
>>59846667
rude 2bh homie
i live in tomodachi tondo desu
>>59863679
jovleyn pls stay in masbate
>>59863528
>you will never EVER be a 190cm Nordic snowman
I guess being a 173cm brown seamonkey will have to do
>>59847821
This guy is definitely pinoy jap desu
>tfw being filip in Japan and making shit about flipland on /asean/
hahahha top bantz
Yahallo
what if america doesn't actually exist
what if america is just an utopia made by west propaganda
>>59865084
This, how do we know it's real if we've never been there?
>>59865084
>>59865102
I'm not even sure your countries are real desu.
>>59865181
I'm not sure if I'm real.
>>59863794
i wish i was in masbate putahh
>>59865084
can confirm
we're all just JIDF agents
>>59865181
how cant i be real if my feels are real?
watch as these police force BTFOs slum dwellers and drug cartels in tondo
>>59865517
yeah sure>>59860237
selamat pagi you all wagecuck
>>59865542
WEW
no one is going to remove this ugly sight now
>>59865685
Just got my allowance today, what should I buy?
>>59865759
some food and post it here
>>59863794
might be that novaliches fag, that effort to shit post tho
>>59865759
Mandarin dictionary, so you can communicate with Mr. Wong
>>59865789
yes i'm from novaliches,my car must have flew all the way up to roxas blvd. galing diba!?
>>59865929
that actually possible even without flying
>>59863041
Just wait until you get into some proper University.
You study in hard programs in germony about 12-15 hours everyday in preparation mod for few weeks.
>>59865759
buy some ps4 digital games and gameshare it with me :3
so the pro dutdutfag/bobong is the antimanila flip
color me surprise
>>59865955
>rush hour
>driving along quirino hwy or espana blvd to get to roxas
you think so?
>>59865984
i'm anti-paco manila now apparently
>>59860237
May "malilipatan" naman kadalasan kaso choosy. Malayo daw sa pinagtatrabahuan. Amp. Tapos ipapaupa pa yung lupa.
In the end, trapo pa din talaga si Digong... if that wasn't obvious enough already.
>>59866161
done it many times when I used to live in antipolo
>>59866257
>11am
>rush hour
>>59866305
everyone engage in politics is trapo, what's your point? you think you can survive the world of politics just by acting tough without having to kiss somebody's ass? kakainin ka lang ng buhay
>>59866668
he acts high and might about not being a trapo
fucking kek, what an asshole
>>59866571
those were taken between 10-11 am
>>59866339
and i dont because im not from nova
>>59865759
nasi lemak
>>59866807
That's already past rush hour
>>59865759
plastic model kits
get some rest famalampai
>>59865759
mi goreng
>>59866888
really? because it always feels like rush hour whenever i drive through pier until 12 pm
>>59866571
rushing to go to lunch
>>59867240
feeling mo lang kasi
anybody fancy /asean/ wechat group?
>>59867548
lol no, it would be very awkward for neets and autists like us
Also, wechat are for normalfags. gtfo our thread normie
>>59867655
almost all pinoys in /asean/ are extraverted normies
>>59868760
i love you oniichan
>>59868791
>>59868760
And I love you too my brothers.
>>59865759
Abdul, better buy some Maling.
>>59869134
>maling
>implying spam isn't superior
>>59866305
>>>/reddit/
What makes this cliché pic-related manga so unironically good?
MC is shit desu
>>59869912
because u suck
>>59870239
more please
>>59869912
how can something be unironically good?
>>59870273
>>59870408
>>59870239
>>59870408
>>59870424
t. spakol """""masseuse"""""
>>59870444
what
>>59858129
>>59858234
>>59858505
>>59858538
please hang yourself
>>59870468
t. PSP candy
>>59869912
sauce please
>https://twitter.com/iainmarlow/status/734166988134588416
China's propaganda machine in full effect in a Canadian newspaper, thoughts?
>>59870408
judging by the id, is she from mit?
>>59871055
fukashigi philia
>>59871116
>>>/reddit/
>>59871152
yes
>>59856037
I find white women are typically hotter than asean women.
>>59871225
nice, same uni as me
>>59871279
Intramuros? major?
>>59871299
yep, AR
>>59871307
Nice. Shit course btw,
t. CpE masterrace
>>59871358
>>59871279
make that 3,I'll come stab you 2
>>59871358
>>59871389
smell ya later guys, got some classes to attend now
>>59871389
>>59871449
Write "allahu akbar" inside one of the bathroom stalls on the 3rd floor of the west building for me
>>59871307
what the fuck you better not be in 2nd year or join the 1st year's trip to tokyo
>>59859677
this post made me laugh
>>59871074
>no india
i see what you did there
>wagecucks are still not home yet
>>59872478
>selfie
>not wearing burqa
>>59871250
t. a black man.
>>59872478
>Show entire face.
What a slut.
>>59872893
>>59872924
This is a boy from Indos
>>59872997
i'm waiting the day she becomes a girl
>>59873139
Here's another
>>59873396
>>59872997
>>59872478
fucking degenerate
>>59873424
>Tripfag
>Calling other anon degenerate
Sure thing, fag
>>59873572
how do you know it's not 10+ different people using the same name(not trip)
>>59873679
no one wants to use your shit trip and you're literally irrelevant
>>59873757
speak for you're self friend
>posting slutty ""qts""
>>59873816
Why are you attention whoring?
Hi! Anyone here knows how can I reset my life? TIA
>>59874056
Kill yourself. Trust in Satella.
>>59874033
so I know what it feels like
>>59873572
>calls flip anon fag
>likes boipucci
kys
>>59874056
be an hero
apparently going to back to your mother's bagina doesn't seems to work out
>anon, you know that ramadan is soon right?
>so why haven't you convert to islam yet?
Need rookie PSO2 friends
I'm level 4
plz respond :^)
>>59859273
blood soaked snot kek.
FRIENDLY REMINDER
INDON MEETUP AT MARKAS KASKUS
>>59874033
because dumb unifags from ma-poo-a
>>59874204
>so why haven't you convert to islam yet?
to be able to rip your pucci secularly :3
>>59874377
i thought it pronounce mah-pwuah
>>59874294
Males gan, jauh.
Anon Indo kan nyebar ngga di Jakarta doang.
ma-POO-a
HA HA HA
Mapútanginamo™
Was Mapua your first choice?
Whos the cutest JAV actress?
>>59874409
that's haram anon
>>59874432
how can you have internet if you don't live in jakarta?
>order something from lazada
>it gets refunded for no fucking reason
>>59874518
pic-related
serious question
is ilani half chink?
>>59874642
She's 100% Chinese.
>Had a friend from Mapua
>3 years since my graduation
>he's still yet to complete his units
>>59874641
Whats her name?
>>59874518
shiraishi mari
>>59874638
i don't about lazada malaysia but lazada indonesia has a really bad reputation for canceling order with no reason like this
>>59874544
doesn't matter, everything is haram anyways
>>59874641
0/10 trash
>>59874667
>malaysia truly asia
>>59874641
tfw
TFW Philippines is sighing Economic deals with Russia
>>59874642
Don't you remember that Malay race (including Us) ancestor are come from Yunan China/ Mongolian?
>>59874723
mapua has a ridiculous grading system
>>59874807
>including Us
woah dude woah
i'm 100% pure javanese blood
>>59874723
because engineering is very hard at mapua i am studying at tip because we cant afford the tuition fee there.
>>59874805
We're shifting to communism now, my comrade.
>>59861143
It's one of the shittiest places with a lot of gangstas & drug pushers
>>59874854
How is my Donald Trump of Philippines doing ?
>>59874740
amatsuka moe
>>59874852
tip?
>>59874835
Read the history book, anon.
I'm sure they teach you this in the middle school.
>>59874834
True.
>>59874852
It's hard but him failing english 101 three times and mistakenly thought rotc is the same as cwats is pretty stupid of my friend. He just wasted his parents monies desu.
>>59874886
He's not the president yet. In June 30 he'll be crowned as the 1st Emperor Royale of Isla las Filipinas.
>>59874886
Corrupt politicians still has the majority of seats in the govt.
Martial law when?
>>59874960
>Nightshift Wagecuck
Most of the Philipinos in UAE works in night shift
>>59875014
so you mean he will never win :c
>>59874932
Demn it that was sad i am actually have fail grades at math but i dont want to waste my parents monies
>>59874892
Technological institute of the philippines
>>59874518
Yuria Satomi
With that beautiful face & figure, why doesn't she become a normal idol instead of pornstar.
>>59875065
He's backuped by the nationalist party
the most corrupt party of the phil so yeah he will win
>>59875099
modal ngangkang doang bisa kaya kalo jadi artis jav
>>59871116
Classic hypocrisy coming from the Chinese. Now watch me get called a white worshiper for thinking and saying that.
dutdut is pr china anyway they already won
>>59875130
>>59875096
wew i thought philipines is like Australia i saw some videos on tourism now i can see the other side
>>59875065
He can, he already has the loyalty of Filipinos, the only problem is that he's fighting against corrupt politicians & millionaire businessmen who benefit from the current corrupt/broken system our country is in, I just hope his nationalist ideology will inspire others to fight back the broken political system.
>>59875096
Nice edit
>>59875216
>he's fighting against corrupt politicians & millionaire businessmen who benefit from the current corrupt/broken system our country
or making them his cabinet members
top kek
>>59875170
>philipines is like Australia
wut?
>>59875279
>es is like Australia
>wut?
Tourism look at Valve video on Manila Major and videos made by others
>>59875354
What makes you say that?
>>59875354
>implying anyone actually understands politics
>>59875406
Don't misinterpret, that's him organizing the release of captured soldiers
POW means "prisoner of war" BTW FYI
>>59875437
This
>>59875065
>Most of the Philipinos in UAE works in night shift
The day there maybe too hot for them desu.
>>59875459
yeah its so convenient that those fuckers only listen to him
>>59875437
It's raining HARD now in Novaliches.
I wish Mr. Wong would approve my leave.
Will Duterte make SEA great again?
>>59875655
>again
>>59875655
Only if he'd organize his old death squads to take down corrupt politicians who doesnt agree with him via Hitler style, then yes
currently in MOA atm and i cant get back to my car parked in open parking lot and go home
fuck my life
>>59875700
>Organize his old death squads to take down corrupt politicians
Akumetsu'd?
>>59874409
Didn't know Darth Vader was a girl
>>59875901
I find your lack of faith in Allah disturbing.
>>59875655
>tfw all news about philippines are focus on dutdut
He became most famous flip in here
>>59875801
Reported to cybercrime polri
>>59875995
It's the paid media's fault, they are monitoring him 24/7 looking for a flaw
I really really like morena grills
>>59876043
Morena grills like you too
>>59876040
Wether its negative or positive they only Carr about ratings. even GMA is drinking the pro commie koolaid
Fuack! It's raining harder now my familia.
Should I tell mr. wong that I wont be reporting tonight and enjoy this comfy weather with chu?
>>59875014
The nationalist and bagong lipunan party is so toxic
>all those qt grills on r/ph
>>59876040
But, what kind of philipino topics should japanese pressmans report without regarding duterte?
>>59874777
Your mom is trash
>>59876135
What do you even do?
>>59876191
We have been blaming the Nacionalista party for decades, it doesn't get us anywhere
>>59841646
going to do a SEA trip soon lads, how many of your women do you think i can fuck?
30? 70? 150?
>>59876277
US insurance
>>59876315
0 because you're a beta cuck
>>59876315
0 without money
>>59876282
Yeah because of shifting aliances and the fact that they still are in power.
Pnoy tried his best to bring them down though we under estimated paid internet shills.
>>59876315
are you white?
top cuck
>>59875459
As far as I've read, the communists in the Philippines modeled themselves after China's.
Regarding that source, here is the quickest I could find: http://www.philstar.com/business/2014/03/18/1302038/leftist-groups-are-they-being-funded-china
It is not as credible as I would like but it isn't far fetched for China to start funding destabilizers within the Philippines.
Regarding Duterte and China, I can only say that his words and actions show his beliefs regarding China's place in the Philippines.
Also, this is very telling: http://www.rappler.com/nation/54397-philippines-ready-china-sanctions
If this is to be believed, then this election went exactly as China wanted it to.
>>59876315
>women
why don't you try fucking boipussi?
>>59876344
>0 because you're a beta cuck
t. Nightshift WageKEK
>>59876382
White with a glorious mild bronze tan from years spent herding kangaroos in the bush
>>59876352
I have money my friend
>>59876422
It's all the same in SEA isn't it?
>>59874835
>2016
>pure javanese
Atleast you interbreed with sundanese, Bejo.
Btw i'm minahasan with a little javanese decent.
>>59874835
>ure javanese
Whats that? Is that like coffee or something?
>>59876473
>same
At least, SEA bois are cuter than whowaito piguu girls senpai
>>59876103
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>>59876473
would you "do" my sister?
>>59874835
I'm 100% jap senpai, nice to meet you jav.
mfw /asean/ is full of normies(mostly flips)
>>59876705
oi fuck yeah bro give me her facebook
>>59876729
Most of the normies are Malaysian.
>>59876752
nah m8 just call me when you get here and I'll set you up
523-8232
>>59876711
KEK.
Underrated post.
>>59876729
Where's your face?
Many of them are chinks though.
Welcome home wagecucks. How was work? How was your commute? How was school for the uni kids?
Has Australia ever done anything for your cuntree anons?
Australia doesn't give a shit about us, they always go to Singapore and Malaysia to talk to Aseans.
>>59876859
>unironically living in allah-bang
top cuck this is just as bad as living in BF homes paranaque
>>59877120
>they always go to Singapore and Malaysia to talk to Aseans.
Lmao wut?
Indonesia is the number one destination for Aus tourists, followed by Thailand.
>>59876360
You really do have no idea of politics. Nacionalista party has been out of power since the 1980's
In the Camara/Congress they only have 15 representatives out of 252, Liberal party has 111.
In the senate they have 1 out of 12, Liberal party has 5 & the senate president(which has the last say) is LP
>>59876416
PNoy's administration did nothing about China's policies, at least DU30 talks with China to ease its hostilities like banning pinoys from fishing on our own seas
>>59876907
t. Wai Chong
>>59874597
>2000 + 16
>Still live in Jakarta
Gee anon, I don't want my life being stressful 24/7.
Seriously, Jakarta is a complete mess & really unhealthy for mind.
>>59877120
Yes, import islamism.
>>59877120
see this >>59877184
>>59876360
>>59877186
cmon grampas don't turn this asean thread into your another bunch-o-30 yr old demise against politicians and reminisce the time if marcos. we get it, you're all old, you're wise, can't you people shut the fuck up and bring this to plebbit instead?
>>59877186
Pnoy at least contested and brought back the US basses and did the best he can with upgrading the military
Again shifting alliances plus the "us against the majority" cancer mentality made the nationalist party thrive
Just got home lads
>be me
>ride mrt
>guy front of me stalls the line
>he keeps tapping his card
>FAILED
>his card fails for 30 seconds
>taps again
>machine accepts the card
>he silently says "duterte" and move on
What the fuck
>>59877388
There are no trains in Masbate jovelyn
I wet myself with my own dick milk, didn't think it would spurge out like this
>tfw drenched my own seamen
fme lads
>>59877385
>did the best he can with upgrading the military
That's funny, almost all soldiers today still use Vietnam war-tier M16 rifles
Nacionalista party is dead, there's no reason for you to kick it, they don't have political influence anymore unless you can provide proof they are
>>59877509
Its alive and well thanks to internet shills
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacionalista_Party
We get new equipments almost every month and not just from the USA
>>59877493
did you at least drink it?
>>59874642
Ilani is Kelantanese Malay + Banjar
>>59877582
>We get new equipments almost every month and not just from the USA
Do you have proof?
>>59877626
How does semen taste like?
>>59877186
You mean when he asked china for permissions to fish in our own sea?
Indirectly accepting China as the owner of that sea.
>>59877670
well last time i drank my bf's semen it tasted like salt water.
>>59877670
Depends
Sweet if he eat vegetables mostly
Sour if meats and poultry
>>59877626
I licked a sample just now
I'm
>>59877641
There's a YouTube channel called THEPHDEFENSE that showcases this.
>>59877670
Bitter and thick
NEW ASEAN THREAD
>>59877746
>>59877746
>>59877746
>>59874641
>>59875099
>tfw you can go to Tokyo and bang these broads from 2-3 hours, overnight, an entire day or even a week if you have the cash
>buying some JAV DVDs might also score you a free lay from a specific actress if you win via a lottery system with the only drawback is that you'll appear in a porn flick with fellow lottery winners that would ruin your professional career if you get discovered
>if you're in the top echelon of the Japanese corporate ladder you can even bang idols that show up on TV, not even kidding
>>59872997
so? he still have a hole
>>59874835
pretty sure your ancestor fucked a horse at some point, you lying fuck
>>59877021
it was an average day
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