Tourist edition.
I'm going to be Manila in 1 month. Please tell me what the locals eat and what I must eat while I'm there.
Also, general /asean/ thread.
MEYOR ANG NAUNA
>>59825361
dinuguan
>>59825447
What is that?
>>59825361
>manila
eat roastbeef pussy and enjoy hookers and aids
if you are actual tourist then i suggest to rebook your flight to malaysia because that is the most popular tourist destination. why do you even need to come here to manila unless you want to poke fun on street kids and slum people
>>59825447
pork's blood
and yes, we are the biggest twilight fan. please don't ask
>>59825466
Wow slow down man.
I'm asking what I should eat in regards to food.
I'm coming in on business, but I will call myself a tourist because I've never been there and I want to meet locals and have some fun and eat what Filipino people eat.
And I won't be paying for sex, so I probably won't get AIDS.
>>59825496
what part of manila, or in regards, metro manila to be specific? metro manila is composed of a lot of cities
manila
makati
navotas
quezon city
paranaque
taguig
mandaluyong
pasig
malabon
muntinlupa
las pinas
san juan
marikina
i will assume you're staying somewhere in makati like any other ordinary clueles tourists. i suggest eating at fancy filipino restaurants because to be honest, you might not be able to stomach our dirty street foods. i heard malaysia is very clean and the businesses are booming there
Hallo ASEAN.
I have a question.
16 yo thai girl wants to have sex with me, I'm 29.... Will that land me in pedo jail? Which would be pretty ironic as i have a thing for older women and never have been with a girl younger than me
>>59825673
it's only illegal if you use condom
>>59825673
Its only illegal if you get caught
>>59825689
Yeah sure and I should also make sure to cum in her....
>>59825689
>>59825735
Also she is in thailand
>>59825735
Thats not true though
>>59825361
It baffels me that I have yet to see flips answer this simple question in a decent manner without going apeshit with "muh slums muh shithole muh hookers"
Even on /trv/
It goes to show we are all just pleb slumtier unucultured provincefags here
Kek I'm a little bit guilty of it my self.
>>59825880
Haha i remember asking a simular question once with the same result
>>59825463
Meat with blood as broth. Tastes pretty damn good.
Which city, btw? Manila is massive.
>>59825361
go out of manila as soon as you landed manila if you don't want to end up in the middle of chaos.
>>59825673
Sex before marriage is a Sin. Follow Jesus and repent. Save your soul from the lake of fire. I'm just trying to help you senpai.
>>59826085
i forgot, you might want to try this if you want to die early
>>59826202
what kind of satay is that
>>59826252
looks like sate usus
>>59825993
Flips here are just bots and paid shills
>>59826252
chicken intestine
>>59825361
Try balut, isaw, kwek-kwek, kikiam and proben among others.
>>59826297
god I miss isaw so much
>>59825880
See
>>59826085
>>59826202
>>59826329
And yet people ask why we have such a bad image.
Too many uncultured flip posters
>>59825466
>>59825606
>>59826085
Why are you guys self hating these hard.
>>59826360
Locals eat street food in Manila. That's what he asked for. If you have a better suggestion then just fucking post it.
>>59826360
>giving out decent answer still got called for it
ok anon it seems you're so good with, why don't you go and just tour him around
>>59826413
bules are bunch of sissies, they don't like chaotic manila. outside of manila provinces is good comfty place for them
>>59826425
No one eats street food unless its in a b tier eatery
>>59826638
I do
>>59825606
Manila proper.
I have been told to eat duck embryos.
I would easily do that.
Is that a national dish?
>>59826552
>chaotic Manila
traffic is hell. If they can solve that, Manila will not be that chaotic.
>>59826762
>National dish
Maybe? It honestly doesn't taste very special.
>>59826664
Gtfo pollack
>>59826762
Not really. People not used to it, like foreigners, react in amusing ways, which kind of made it popular.
>>59826360
>>59825880
>>59826638
>It baffels me that I have yet to see flips answer this simple question in a decent manner without going apeshit with "muh slums muh shithole muh hookers"
>give out decent local foods, what "locals" eat
>No one eats street food unless its in a b tier eatery
Well, just go to some hotel restaurant if you want some """proper""' dish
>>59826762
Not really a dish, more like a snack, i think.
Yeah you can easily eat that, it taste just like chicken soup. They usually sell that in dark places so you can't see what's inside of it
>>59826855
I tried it a few weeks ago. Are you supposed to eat that hard white part under the duck?
Drinking the juice was like soup. Would have again.
>>59826762
>balut
Don't, I haven't eaten one myself but if you're that daring, treat yourself one. It's cheap you can also find them in street food areas.
We don't have a national dish.
I think you guys like seafood, I suggest go grab some Bangus (Milk fish) dishes while you're here.
>>59826898
>Are you supposed to eat that hard white part under the duck?
it depends, if you can chew it, you can eat it
>>59826795
besides hellish traffic, homeless and criminals should also be dealt with
>>59827265
So many uncultured flip posters
>>59827400
kek, i didn't see that meme coming
Is it true Duterte will ban LOL/online games?
>>59827538
I hope so, I easly got got gold III when I first tried rank then lost interest
t. former LoL Player
>>59826898
here are my suggetions for foods in Manila
For street food if you go out in the morning i can recommend
Binignit - warm sticky soup with banana and rice (depends on who cooks it)
Puto & Kuntsinta- good for dessert you can find this in stalls or Peddlers
Kwek-kwek - duck/chicken egg covered in cornstarch dipped with sweet & sour sauce or hot & spicy vinegar
Taho - you can literally see peddlers shouting TAHOOOO it's a soya bean and some sweeterners
there are many more ill post more if i remember it.....i once made an impromptu tour guide for Filipino Street Food was paid handsomely even though i rejected it.
What do flipland pinoys think about naturalized pinoys living in foreign countries?
>>59827538
source or is it just from out of your ass
> http://jakartaglobe.beritasatu.com/education/lampung-teacher-faces-jail-time-for-pinching-student/
Damnit, the teacher is cute as fuck. Might save her instead.
why would a korean missionary go to the philippines if you are all catholics? makes no sense desu
>>59827973
You don't Chibai
>>59825485
KORNI MO GAGO
>>59827973
To convert us to Protestantism
>>59825361
>>59827662
bananaque - fried babanas with caramelized sugar on stick
turon - also banana and jackfruit wrap with lumpia wrapper
lumpia - it's like spring rolls with different variations like meat, veggies, ubod(palm heart) etc
inihaw - grilled meat; isaw(chicken intestine) betamax(pork blood), helmet(chicken head), adidas(chicken feet), and many more animal parts and organs
chicken inasal - grilled chicken
sisig - dish made from parts of pig’s head and liver
siomai - pork dumplings
kinilaw - dish cooked by vinegar, usually with fish(tuna, milkfish)
bibingka - rice cake with salted egg cooked above and under the charcoal
pancit - tossed noodles with veggies
>unironically visiting philippines
LMAO LOOK AT THIS GUY AND LAUGH
>visit philippines
>get off the airplane
>everything smells like shit
>get out of the airport
>welcomed by slum houses and sagging electric wires
>get charged 50 dollars or 2000 pesos riding from naia to malate, manila
>prostitutes greets you everywhere
>ask one of them for a one night stand
>next day
>wallet is gone
>things are gone
>passport is gone
>some thug holds you for a ransom
>government refused because of anti-ransom policy
>gets publicized by media
>woman cries of rape
>gets lifetime sentence in jail
>june 30
>dutdut proclaims as the president of the philippines
>get shot for being a filthy rapist
>>59828104
>sisig - dish made from parts of pig’s head and liver
You didn't make sisig appealing
>minced bits of pork with minced onions, garlic and chili
>served with calamansi (small citrus fruit) and egg on a sizzling plate
>>59828104
Are you telling me that this is the first time you got captcha like that?
>>59828315
yeah that doesn't sound appealing, my mistake
>>59828328
>unironically asking someone if he got that captcha shown 8/10 of the time for the first time
>>59826425
Max's would be his best bet for flip food. Though I would go to greenbelt and eat there or a Korean hotel with a restaurant where they have to cook it at the table. Fried chicken at jollybee would actually be a good bet as well because you ungoy seem to excel at two things, cheap easy women and fried chicken.
>>59828186
>>59828314
So many ignorant and uncultured flip posters
What do all your slum dwellers do for a living? Like, how do they stay alive? Do all the street kids get welfare or something?
>>59828545
Nothing thats Why we are here like this guy >>59828314
>>59828545
garbage scrapping, looking for scrap metal or plastic to sell
i don't know
no
>>59828507
aristocrat is the best restaurant to represent tagala food and it's just located near the tourist destination
>>59828519
>implying it wasn't true anyway
i will bet that he will have a better time in cambodia than in this hellhole
>>59828545
white women pay me to culturally enrich them :^)
>>59828519
Its the self righteous flip thats feels a sense of accomplishments by saying how shit we are, very SJW
Just look at his post "oh look at how poor we" really pathetic probably hit triggered but the fruitful feisty Filipino memes in fagbook
>>59828833
lmao
keep posting more without proving nothing that this country isn't shit indeed :)
>>59828869
Ikr its green text so it will affect everyone automatically
>>59825880
>It goes to show we are all just pleb slumtier unucultured provincefags here
This and just poorfags in general
>>59828545
Beheading Canadian sextourist
http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/isis-islamic-state-abu-sayyaf-philippines-beheads-decapitates-john-ridsdel-canada-beheading-beheaded-full-uncensored-youtube-video/
>>59828972
according to /asean/ this is just minor and doesn't automatically make us a shithole
Where is the most confy climate city/town in philippines? I mean the place which is cool and has less humidity.
>>59829130
>>59828972
We should have firebombed the whole island.
>>59829153
kota kinabalu
penang
bali
phnom penh
pattaya
bangkok
hanoi
hue
all of this is outside philippines. why bother living here
>>59829181
If you bomb them, they win
>>59829181
They have rightoues rebilion on their side.
my story
>went to Manila for work
>stayed at fancy luxury hotel in Makati, The Peninsula - was actually the nicest hotel I've ever stayed at in my life (including in the US, western europe, etc.), all paid for by work. it was great.
>only there for a few days, some of the Filipinos we were working with there with take us on a drive, show us some awful parts of town, feel kind of bad as it's basically a slum safari. Also they gave us balut which i tried and almost managed to eat.
>last day, have a few hours to explore by myself.
>Go to the Divisioria, explore for hours, holy shit this place is gigantic, really cool experience.
>start exploring outside some more, wander into other parts of town, outdoor markets, buy some random stuff
>gradually, everything starts smelling like rotting meat.
>look up at storefront and see "TONDO HARDWARE STORE"
>have no idea if I'm in a good part of Tondo or bad part of Tondo, but decide it's time to leave
anyways then i went to a grocery store and bought 4 gallons of liquor for $8. it was great.
>>59829181
It's just a prank bro
My birthday is coming up next week
Tfw no one to give me gifts ;_;
>>59829418
Maybe you get a gf?
>>59829359
you've visited literally the best of this shithole lmao now let's see you traveling near sulu or cotabato
>>59829467
>going to mindanao
pls i don't want to die
>>59829495
then don't visit philippines, simple as that
>>59829130
Do you have ISIS in phillipines now?
>>59829512
it's quite nice visiting the fancy rich parts, especially if i'm getting paid to do it. I'd be happy being a millionaire in the Philippines.
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>>59825361
eat? try sizzling sisig
want "massage"?
try "imperial quezon ave"
1k entrance + massage...
:)
>>59829563
Is that with fuck included?
>>59829558
Speak human language, please.
>>59829514
No, but we have the usual terrorists who support ISIS.
>>59829558
What in the fuck am i reading?
>>59829628
>>59829628
can't say it here :)
>>59829767
Why not?
>>59825361
Try eating "Payless XTRA big spicy pancit canton" + 12 minute hardboiled egg combo.
>>59829804
Just go there and make sure to bring some "extra bucks" aside from your "entrance fee" and you'll know it :)
>>59829467
cotabato is not that bad. navy base and all. of course I have been to Pakistan so never mind me.
>>59829965
FUCK OFF
how do I tell my crush I like her?
pic related, her.
>>59827879
MGA TRAIDOR!!!
>>59830154
stick your ring finger up her rectum then lick it afterwards
>Filipino Cheesteak
https://youtu.be/4E9RW-p2Ssg
How accurate is this?
>>59830154
>mockingjay pendant
don't do it boy
>>59830205
100% medically accurate
>>59830144
look kid I am sorry I fucked your mother but it was over 10 years ago and she was a whore.
>>59830199
thats.. weird
>>59830231
YA books arent that bad for her. at least sh'e not jeje
>>59829631
He is actually speaking human language but as a programmer,
Kek
>>59830283
Invite her to drink with friends.
>>59829558
> 'T' 'F'
- why use string when you can use a boolean?
- where is else {} for all those else ifs?
>>59830357
she doesnt drink. which is weird coz she's 19 already
>>59830429
>censored
you don't need to do that anon :(
>>59830429
That place looks nice. Please ask her where that shot was taken.
>>59830429
>censored
anon...
What's the best brand of hotdogs /asean/?
>>59830154
>>59830283
>>59830429
Do you want bunch of faceless anon masturbate to your crush photo?
Might post your little sister photo as well if you don't mind :^)
>>59830500
>>59830533
it was info, her username
gotta protect my mahal
>>59830500
>>59830533
>>59830429
>Censored
Flips is Sharia Law, now.
>>59830579
Just so you know I masturbated to her picture.
Please let her know.
>>59830579
>ywn have your username printed on your panties
>>59830429
Uncensor it or I will dox her myself and reveal everything.
>>59830429
she looks qt here sadly not on other two pics
>>59830500
>>59830533
>>59830610
>>59830640
>>59830651
silly guys
>>59830615
dont mind sharing
>>59830703
I want to piss on her face and force her to drink it.
>>59830703
that thighs
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>59830681
she has angles
>>59830205
>epic meme time
>accurate
Good start coming from Dutdut.
>>59830890
Or be more abusive
>>59830890
>meme pic
is there actually any source of this?
>>59830914
more like this>>59830703
>>59831119
no more
you guys have no advice for me anyway
>>59827890
Idk I saw it on 9gag.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-24/bali-masseuse-charged-with-sexual-harassment-of-perth-boy/7442720
>>59831182
>cp
called the cops
reported to the feds
informed the jew masters
>>59831215
The last time I was in bali all I saw was aussie tourist wearing shorts, flip-flops and either hard rock cafe or bintang shirts with a beer bottle in hand.
>>59831215
>Aussie Boi Pucci
>>59830154
>>59830283
>>59830429
>>59830703
>>59830914
She looks like a girl that's been posted here before. Resident aussie qt collector, we need your expert opinion on this
>>59831355
this, i don't remember it either
>>59831441
She looks really familiar. I dont save pics though, except for memenose rares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
Ubisoft PH already recruiting 3D artists
Good Lord that price for a 1080 founder edition
$699 in US, $849 in Philippines
fugg
>>59831624
Arent Ubisoft filled with women and SJW feminist on the recent years?
Disappointed with them 2bh
>>59831626
I'll rather wait for the 1070
that price is absurd.
>>59831671
>Arent Ubisoft filled with women and SJW feminist on the recent years?
only in their american counterpart, their main hq in france is pretty indifferent about the sexist thing
>>59831561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTz5xjmso4
>>59831626
With jews you lose
>>59831626
>he fell for nvidia meme
boleh?
>>59831671
I'm not sure. I did see an image about that. I imagine Ubisoft PH will be full of male nerds.
>>59831624
Ubishit games are pretty much just re-skins of assassins creed though
>>59831674
>1070
>7.5GB
>>59831624
>Ubisoft
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>59831674
>tfw they literally released the 900 card series a few months back
They are such greedy assholes holy shit.
What games are Ubisoft PH make / publish?
any little girls here?
>>59831626
Buy AMD dude
>>59831905
They probably publish the Ass Creed games and Far Cry series for SEA regions.
>>59831905
i don't know but back in 2005, most people who engages in video game industry here in the philippines makes shitty knock-off games out of their pirated adobe programming utility. we even copied that particular nba game in the pc and re-skinned the players into pba ones, it was on the news and we were indifferent about it kek
>>59831948
>buy AMD
>performace drops more often because Nvidia Gameworks lol
Fuck that
Marcos is the 16th Vice President of the Philippines NOT LENI. Like if You Agree. #BBM
>>59831948
>>59832043
So which one is worth the price and not just a meme, /v/irgin?
>>59832081
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FACEBOOK MEMES YOU DICKFACE
>>59831948
>>59832043
>>59831626
can you explain to me what makes video cards so fucking expensive yet you nerds are still drooling all over it?
>>59832111
kill yourself weeaboo
http://news.abs-cbn.com/lifestyle/05/23/16/duterte-yes-to-medicinal-marijuana
DANK
MATUWEED
LMAO
>>59832098
Don't pre-order it yet.
Next thing you know, it'll emit heat that's the equivalent to a house fire.
>>59832043
780ti owner here, fuck gimpworks.
>>59832138
You first, shitposter-man.
>>59831355
>Resident aussie qt collector
i dindu nufin
i don no nufin
STUN MO GAGO
BILI WARDS TANGA
BOBO MO MAGFARM
TANGINA BOBO TEAM GG
>buy $300+ vga cards
>muh graphics
>muh fps
meanwhile hes probably only use it to play dota and browsing 4chan on 20inch monitor
>>59832242
hey blake! i will give you 72 flip virgins if you post it nao
>>59832242
i know you collect dem cards. help us out on this qt
Proc: Intel>>>>>AMD
VGA: AMD>>Nvidia
what did she mean by this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHU8o4kO_nM
>living in mariquina
>/cringe/
>>59832242
post her other pics nao
>>59831888
>tfw they literally released the 900 card series a few months back
Nvidia 970 was release September 18. 2014
>>59832242
How much nuffin?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462323354331.webm
>pc "gamers"
>>59826179
This guy gets it
Repent m8
>>59832613
dindu nuffin
>he watches e-sports
>He imagined himself singing at the school talent show and impressing that girl he liked
>>59832280
are you faggot senpai?
I didn't know Ma Rosa was directed by Brillante Mendoza. That guy's indies keeps bagging awards. Haven't seen any of his films though.
what mi saying at sh
>>59832555
>>59832353
>>59832351
looks like her
senpai? senpai? who is sent desu niiii ?
>>59833052
i guess it's her
????!!!!!!!! senpai in 10 sec cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlJ3-EspBU
>malaysian street food
>speak chinese
>sell chinese food
>>59832111
>who is steal my dank memes? se?
>>59833138
>chinese country
>speaking chinese
>selling chinese food
What's your point?
>>59833138
malaysia truly asia
>>59833138
rreaally sen?
>>59833006
Poverty porn is as worst as Wen deramas comedy films for me >>59832155
This is not the weed that we can smoke
>>59833138
It's over-rated to be honest
>>59832081
What a whinny self entitled asshole
I more than willing to work for china to get rid of him
>>59832155
DU420
>>59833223
Pill weeds makes me poop
Reminder not to take selfies.
>>59833138
>Malaysia Truly Asian™
>>59833281
>I more than willing to work for china
>>59833281
>I more than willing to work for china to get rid of him
the absolute chinkman
>>59833138
>tfw no chink gf cooking chinese food 4u
;_;
>>59833418
From good to the worst in terms of east asian employer/client
>Japan > China > S.Korea
Gook is harsh & racist towards shitskins, from what I heard.
>>59833646
who isn't?
>>59833690
(you)
>>59833646
found this on biz
Darna when?
>>59833793
Yeah, I've read it.
It's funny as hell.
>>59833818
Flips posting 10/10 girl for once.
Moar?
>>59833886
>10/10
>>59833886
>10/10
>>59834133
based indog
>>59833793
Hot damn, that's horrible.
>>59833818
Noice
>>59832155
I LOVE DUTDUT
>>59833886
>10/10
>girl
>/asean/ thread made by sex tourist
you guys should kill yourself t b h
>50-year-old Filipina I've been talking to wants the D
Is this a trap? There's no way she thinks she can trap me into a serious relationship, right?
>>59834231
Jovelyn pls
>>59834373
>>59834373
Never trust anyone online
>>59834373
This is a trap.
>>59826413
because Philippines is a shit place to begin with. I want this country to get nuked already
>>59834373
>50-year-old Filipina I've been talking to
>>59833793
Fucking chinks
>>59834805
t. kuksby
>>59833886
>be me enrolling earlier
>getting pic for ID
>"have a haircut first"
>went home
kek. Why are private schools so mindful of haircuts. I'm not a middle schooler anymore
>>59834927
Discipline and that dissident behavior will lead to you going to a party and take drugs and will also make you have more children
>>59834373
>There are lots of Flipina wanting the foreigner D
>Settle for a used goods 50 yr old one
Better get a used goods former JAV girl than a Flip
>>59835005
>fucked cesar "wife beater" manletano
dropped
>>59833793
B-but Taiwan is ok, right?
>>59832402
>Not living in Marikina heights
>No poorfags in sight
t.Marikina lad
Sexy
>>59833886
>10/10
>Makeup at beach
I know shes hot as fuck but shes plastic as fuck like every other celeb here especially ABIAS ones
>>59834881
confirmed
>>59835428
this desu
heels are fucked
i dont find them attractive
What is life like for person in shitholes like pinoy land and SEA?
Do you guys wake up everymorning covered in shit/bugs then stumble to your fruit stall and say "come everybody buy my fruit, very fresh 2 days old fresh as F U C K" then get off work and stumble home avoiding getting mugged and shitpost on your local country websites and wish you were born into the top elite?
or is everything comfy as fuck. sorry for my rudeness
>>59835771
t. flipbong
>>59835771
Im above average here so I cant speak for slumsums
>>59835771
I just came back home from the banana trees doing my daily duty in gorilla warfare. pretty comfy desu.
>>59833793
>expecting any better from the chinks
JUST
>>59835771
Yeah, sounds about right.
>>59835562
Janella is qt tho.
>>59825361
>I must eat while I'm there
pussies
>>59835771
>or is everything comfy as fuck.
this for me. I live in the city. you only get mugged if you go to the seedier parts of the city show off your stuff.
