monday funday edition
I miss you stef
hackin a ciggie
Is that Prince?
>he fell for the "tobacco is bad for you xD" meme
scuffin a ciggie
tbqh i'm partial to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LcHja63l-Y
>>59817748
I'm partial to bullying animeniggers.
>>59817619
>>59817232
>He literally unironically fucking LITERALLY watches intros
>Not just simply skipping them
>>59817725
thats phil fucking lynott lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fG8TCHccIU
>>59817766
that's the best part tho
>>59817766
I watch the OPs only if the music is REALLY good
like Erased's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0QS31-R2AM
Trying to get over my social anxiety by enrolling in a martial arts class this summer for exposure therapy. The first class begins in two hours & I'm nervous as fuck right now. I want to back out but I know this would be good for me. What's a good way to ease my nerves lads?
>>59817766
Some of them are enjoyable, but it's not just the music, the visuals have to be well done as well. No one wants to see a bunch of freeze frames introducing characters.
straight from /pol/
>>59817816
The exercise you get there will help with that, lad. Just, I dunno...take some deep breaths or some shit lmao. Just kinda gotta give your nuts a tug and give 'er.
>>59817766
>he watches ENTIRE episodes of shitty anime
>entire SEASONS even
>not just watching the intros from time to time
>working
>>59817813
I can't believe they used a song from an old asian kung fu generation album. Not that I'm complaining, that was one of my favorites from that album.
tfw I suddenly realize I actually do think less of other people and paint myself as more of a pessimist each day
Happy Victoria Day /cum/!
>>59817766
>>59817805
>>59817822
>>59817877
>not watching intro once and then skipping to get to the meat of the show sooner the rest of the time
oldie but a goodie tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZxUinHVUbU
>>59817847
It's shit
>>59817903
>wipe
>blood on toilet paper
That's it friends I'm dying
>be me on the shitter at work right now
>50yo coworker is in the kitchen right outside the bathroom 10 feet away
>trying to shit and loudly let out some awful farts
Kill me
>>59817816
Good luck, lad.
Just force yourself to actually go and actually keep going. No cheating.
We're all gonna make it.
>>59817940
red blood? it's not a problem at all
get more fiber and use lube when you get ass-fucked
![1274590448721[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9VOawDa.jpg "1274590448721[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1URzwlqOL0
Is it better to live a life as a gringo in Mexico than to live as a gaijin in Japan?
orgasms
>>59817816
Take a shot of hard liquor and smoke a cigarette. Not even kidding. You'll still be sober but it will give you some confidence, and the cigarette will help calm you down and keep your hands busy.
>>59817948
>not just exploding in public restrooms.
I love those beta cucks who try to be quiet and the second I get in there it's just BOOM. The symphony begins
>>59817996
probably
only as a retired man, I think
>>59817816
I have faith in you anon, you can do it! :3
t. grill
Green :/
>>59818017
ugh
>>59817996
probably
the japanese never actually accept outsiders
mexicans probably wouldnt give a fuck one way or the other unless you were an asshole
>>59818017
Typical american
Reading about Moloch, lads
Pretty fucked up what the Canaanites used to do.
>>59818017
This guy gets it.
I'll even laugh_out_loud if it's exaggerated enough.
>>59818017
We get a lot of those old people loudly taking shit in the public bathroom at my job, mot giving a fuck about the smell or noise. Especially early in the morning when they arrive after ingesting their coffees. Pretty awful if you ask me.
![1332358986038[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LqMfBuP.png "1332358986038[1].png")
>>59818017
>pooping in public bathroom
>lots of gas preceding log
>finally beginning to push
>two fuckers walk in conversing and my leather cheerio puckers
>progress lost
>>59818151
Here
@59818151
No
>>59818151
(you)
I think I've developed a taste for instant coffee, lads.
Reminds me of the north woods.
>>59818151
Hello friend, thank you for joining us tonight
https://youtu.be/nh2CF9CKON4
>>59818168
>>59818185
>>59818194
Ty heroes
@59818183
Asshole
>he eats his big mac without pickles
>>59818023
Why only if you are retired?
>>59818193
>likes inferior coffee
>>59818151
Fuck (you).
Better?
>>59818234
>he hides pickles under his tongue to embarrass Spongebob
>>59818234
pickles are gross
>illegals steal his jobs
>>59817847
I didn't know we Tennesseans were so butthurt.
>>59818203
What a waste of time that was.
>>59818234
>likes pickles
>giving yous to trips and foreigners
>his PM is a mentally handicapped liberal retard
Why do newspaper comics mention "hernias" so much? So strange.
>>59818234
>Removing the pickles
>Not removing the disgusting things called tomato
>He lives in Owen Sound
Kinda wish I had Cartoon Network as a kid.
>>59818238
>he's never actually been camping
![1263167054332[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Jli4mCa.png "1263167054332[1].png")
>>59818328
>mexican not liking tomato
>>59817847
>North Dakotans
>insightful
>New York
>not having good bantz
Literal trash. Like, they might as well have placed the states in random places.
>>59818315
>He thinks Trudeau isn't just pretending to be SJW to get their votes
>>59818364
if I had Clarence as a kid I would have been a happier kid
>his favorite hobby is browsing a Cantonese paper prints site
>>59818327
old folks write them
>>59818364
Canadian cartoons are pretty good Tbh. 6teen, TDI, Johnny Test.
>>59818369
camping is ass.
>sleeping on hard ground
>bugs
>shit food
>cold
>hot
>no showers
>smelly people
>wiping with leaves
>peeing in bottles
>bears might eat you
@59818401
lose the fucking trips faggot
>>59818303
/cum/ is terrible about this.
There are a handful of faggots falling all over themselves to suck off any namefag that comes along.
>>59818401
My dick is small enough to fit lol
>>59818421
>I argue with people all day here
>Get mad
>Then question myself what the fuck am i doing with my life
>>59818422
>Johnny Test
>Good
Holy fuck!!! No, it was absolute garbage.
>>59818445
Why? Give me one good reason.
>>59818464
Based
>>59818454
Is that salt I taste?
>>59818444
>peeing in bottles
You really haven't, have you?
>>59818444
>peeing in bottles
It's the wilderness just pee on a fucking tree
>>59818203
>Like OmG, like when do they sing? OMg
>>59818444
>not camping out innawoods, doing mushrooms, plinking squirrels with a .22 and roasting them for dinner
we have trips again?
>so umm do you have any hobbies, anon?
>oh y-you know i like to watch a-anime sometimes and read m-manga
>it's lit!!!
Have I finally reached the point where I'm old and hate teen slang?
reminder that every time you have sex without using a condom you're RAPING JESUS CHRIST
I have ants lads, what do?
>>59818444
But camping is magnificent. I love being in the wild.
>>59818553
I started hating it when I was a teenager myself
>>59818553
how old are you?
If you're in your 20s... Come on man don't be grumpy
>>59818536
Make /cum/ great again
>>59818556
You can buy a kind of slow-acting poison for them. They take it back to their nest and feed it to the other ants then they all die. I had the same problem.
>>59818596
>>59818536
yeah check it
If that trip wasn't using a proxy he would be immediately ignored.
Why do Americans cream themselves over European attention?
![1307522280539[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iMlEZA8.jpg "1307522280539[1].jpg")
>>59818526
>killing things on mushrooms
fuck dude thats hardcore
id be crushed with guilt
>diogenes of sinope
based
saved
>>59818624
good
>>59818556
If it's anything like having trips then just ignore them. I don't think it is though. You should probably clean your fucking room, tyler.
>>59818151
sup dude?
not once
in the 11 years ive shitposted on 4chan
have i ever used a tripcode
>>59818538
Do you honestly think someone would just admit those things
>>59818602
it tastes good too
>>59818711
Tbh I have no idea how to even get one
>>59818708
Nothing much senpai. What're you up to?
>>59818711
Good
>>59818711
>not once
>in the 11 years ive shitposted on 4chan
>have i ever used a tripcode
Why
>>59818711
well you're not doing it right then. You get a lot more (You)'s when you use a trip
build wall amiright?
>>59818711
I used one once when I was helping /co/ look for a spongebob movie
we're pretty sure the movie was never made but hastings has it listed in their computers
>>59818733
A-are you serious?
>>59818651
I have no idea and it's absolutely pathetic.
>>59818739
anon 4 lyfe
>he doesn't know how to do one
>>59818714
Yeah, I do, considering the power level of some of the autistic fucks on here.
>>59818799
eugh
Trump is tainted now
>>59818803
Autism
>>59818808
Hello fellow tripfriend
HEY EVERYBODY HOW ABOUT THAT WEED AMIRITE? NOT TO MENTION
T O L E R A N C E
cucks
>>59818857
stop
>>59818857
This comic is 100% correct
>>59818853
Tfw never smoked weed
right now
>being Canadian
Why?
fuck me in the ass
>>59818845
more like he got even more based
>>59818898
>>59818908
What's wrong spics?
>>59818902
then you're not a trud missile and you will never see your virgins
GET TO SMOKING SONNY!!!!!
>>59818916
They fucked up hard in a past life
>>59818932
Soon senpai. Need a job first though
>>59818655
Well, I do mushrooms and I sometimes kill things, but not at the same time. Handling a gun while tripping balls is unsafe to say the least.
>>59818888
very good post my friend
smoke irony and vaporwave
>unironically using a trip
>someone is against gay marriage
>other person mentions the bible condemning mixed fabric clothing
I've literally never seen clothing that wasn't 100% cotton/silk/wool. How fucking poor are the people supporting gays? Why do people do this?
>>59818920
>stealing my trip
>>59818991
A lot of them are doing it ironically though
>it's a "CIA and LMM go all out" episode
>>59818902
>>59818923
>>59818981
Filtered
Was up white bois
>>59819009
>actually defending the mixed fabric condemnation
I have never seen someone drone this hard for a personal belief
it's okay to be a cuckstian anon just don't defend the retarded shit or you look like one
>>59819073
Why
>>59819102
what?
ded thread
>>59819150
tell me about the mk ultra experiments
>>59819035
they are both excellent posters Tbh
>>59819161
thread's ded baby
thread's ded
>>59819169
Fuck you pooman, gettin sick of your shit. Either give me the hookup for some good dank or frig off.
this guy walks up to you and insults your waifu
what do?
>>59817816
What exactly gives you social anxiety?
I get the feeling everyone here is this way.
Is it past experiences or lack thereof?
>>59819223
Vape harder and stronger
That'll scare him
>>59819223
ask him where he got those glasses
i want a pair so i can meme hard
Thinking about making a Reddit account so I can actually have somewhere to discuss videogames Tbh
>>59819223
teleport behind him
>>59819297
do it I use reddit all the time. It actually works if you are trying to figure something out.
i think i realized today that i want a crazy hipster girlfriend
that's appealing to me, to have chatlogs of me and some crazy girl exchanging hostile shit
and then we fuck
>>59819297
Ahahahahahaaa
>>59819297
I do like reddit for niche communities, but (somewhat similar to 4chan) the major boards are complete shit.
>>59819297
why don't you just buy a something awful account while you're at it faggot?
>>59819297
Just dl overwatch. What chu playin?
>>59819315
![1265600144917[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PEgVh2Q.png "1265600144917[1].png")
>>59819297
disgusting
go there and do not return
>>59819359
its completely overtaken by SJWs
that site is censored shit
>>59819444
anon
so is this one
moot literally handed the mod keys to sjws and fucked off
now it's run by a fucking gook
>>59819407
fuck off weeb
>>59819478
4chan isnt in the same league of censored as reddit
I'm just looking for a cute girl to cum on and watch Marvel movies with. Is that asking too much?
>>59819505
o ya that is true
srs doesn't run our shit at least
>>59819444
Yeah, mostly, I only really go to r/CalamariRaceTeam and not much else.
>>59819297
Its weird how 4chan goes through these phases. It seems like just yesterday that it was 9gag. Now 9gag watermarks are a normal thing.
>r/CalamariRaceTeam
>>59819297
>unironically wanting to browse reddit
>>59819558
It's also weird how everyone pretends like /v/ is better than Reddit even though they're both shit, but Reddit at least has niche communities where you can actually discuss vidya.
>>59819478
It was the sjw and the neckbeards that ruined this place. You either have to be full blown cuck or full blown autist. They left no fucking room between the two. You're either /pol/ or reddit and either way, get the fuck out.
>>59819625
/v/ has been and will always be shit
it was shit in the beginning
its extra shitty every time e3 rolls around
it will be shitty forever
Does Germany have actual blonde people or is that German propaganda?
>>59819297
Reddit is a very diverse place. It's funny when people talk shit about Reddit as if it's one unified community or something. There are good parts and bad parts of Reddit (Most of it is shit though, although 4chan isn't much different in that regard). If you avoid the "mainstream" subs you shouldn't run into much of the SJW bullshit reddit is famous for. If you just wanna talk about a niche topic or a certain vidya game without shitposting, reddit is pretty good. It's the casual subs that are total leftist soap boxes and should be avoided at all costs
Reddit is full of dumb people pretending to be smart, and 4chan is full of smart people pretending to be dumb.
>>59819688
4chan has always been shit with occasional nuggets of gold
your fooling yourself if you think its ever been anything but a hive of shitposters and villainy
>>59819688
>only used to browse 4chan casually, /v/, /co/, and /tg/
>then I literally grew a neckbeard and now I only post on /int/
>starting to quote memes in real life
>made a reddit account just to shitpost
i want to take the reins back on my life
>>59819704
>Reddit is full of dumb people pretending to be smart, and 4chan is full of smart people pretending to be dumb
That's a really good way to put it
>>59819764
>made a reddit account just to shitpost
you'll get downvotes
>>59819704
Its a known fact that SJWs have pull with reddits admin and get away with doxxing and all kinds of shit because of the fact.
And recently? Those fucking SJWs are invading and taking over shit they find "problematic". Fitness subs for fat shaming. Hunting for anything that could be construed as sexist or racist. Defending islam to a fault
It's sickening
>>59819794
the trick is to post 3 really stupid things on popular communities
then use the same account to post thoughtful things in your favorite niches
and disable inbox replies on everything you post
confuse and anger people
Should I play Dragon Age or has it aged terribly
>indian space program finally off the ground
SUPERPOWER SOON
>>59819846
i enjoyed it when i played it
take the time to read the lore and the game is great with tons of good writing, but don't play 2
really
>>59819887
poo in space
>tfw 7x6
Would /cum/ climb on board?
>>59819844
I remember seeing one guy that almost had -100,000 points before he was banned. It was pretty funny going through some of his posts.
>>59819211
dude i'm from BC i can't just be hooking up every other canadian you guys live far away and shit
![1332359734307[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aXrIzKF.jpg "1332359734307[1].jpg")
>>59819905
>This week in the news
>The new Indian spacecraft has had fatal errors in engineering
>Causing it to explode when trying to leave orbit
>Indian scientists claim the engineers neglected the crew's bathroom
>a pressure leak from the toilet caused the whole vessel to fall apart
>>59819946
-100,000 points
wew
>still may
>already 26C in apartment
I'm killing myself this summer
>>59819887
White servants when?
>>59819821
It is really bad.
A few weeks ago there an article about Muslim-Canadians being "loving Canada" was one of the top rated and discussed posts on /r/canada (Which is a total leftist soap box, never go there). The article was dumb and didn't ask the muzzies any hard ball questions so I was fuck this so I posted an article which showed that like over half of Muslim-Canadians wanted Sharia Law, and 35% wouldn't repudiate Al-qaeda.
Well holy shit my post was up for about 20 minutes and after a bunch of usual leftist drivel comments calling me racisss the post was taken down by a Mod because I "editorialized my headline", which I didn't. I just stated what the article stated just like the ever so popular other post did.
Fucking bullshit man
>>59819954
I am in BC you big bitch
>>59820020
That's actually hilarious. Good lad.
>>59820020
cucks
>>59819764
Not even making this up. I was a Marine for 5 years. Did roofing for 4 years before that and worked hard all my life until now.
Literally could go to school and get money for it but I'd rather work part time and be a fucking loser.
You know what changed from 2008 until now? I started browsing this shithole. Its been a slow slide into fapping and hating women since.
>>59820020
The other day some guy on /r/canada bitched about all the houses being bought by foreign chinks to make a profit. It got like 4,000 net score, very popular, and a cuck mod removed it because it was RAYCISS.
The other mods actually banned him for it though so that was kinda cool. They're all still cucks.
>you will never live in ally-occupied postwar Vienna
nothing left to do now but wait for the sweet release of suicide
>>59820002
I'm so fucking glad we've been having rain for the last three days, I was starting to worry we'd get fires here too.
>>59820020
>r/canada
I went there out of curiosity once, holy shit I seriously thought it was satire for a little.
>>59820096
Even among cucks there are usually one or two cool dudes.
![1295924532452[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VI6sb2x.png "1295924532452[1].png")
>>59820020
SJWs and their ilk understand a terrible truth about our current world.
Those who control the flow of information, control the way people view events.
They're dangerous people, both pro censorship and against dissent.
They took control of some large portions of the internet years ago, and now we're truly feeling the effects.
Keep telling the truth brother, that's the best thing for it.
>>59820020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYd5cRlROE
Will my vote this November matter, /cum/?
>>59820147
haha, of course not
>>59820137
mainstream news media is the perfect place for these fuckers to host their shit desu
but luckily some people are starting to see through it, and when trump is president it will show that this country wants to say what they feel like
also testing some shit: senpai
>>59820147
As long as you vote against shillary
>>59820147
It didn't even count in the primaries, you think it'll matter in the general?
>>59820147
pls vote 4 me
>>59820138
maximum kek
>>59820147
only if you vote for hillary ameribro :D
>>59820147
>Two party system
No it won't.
I wouldn't vote at all if I were american. Not that I vote anyway here since my vote has no impact whatsoever on what the elected party chooses to do or vote in the House of Commons.
No politician ever ask about my opinion when a law is voted, so fuck it along with this whole country, and if you think otherwise you're clearly brainwashed.
>>59820137
Nigga I've accumulated so much negative karma points on /r/canada i'm surprised they haven't banned me yet
I will never stop fucking with those weak cucks
/r/metacanada is the official refugee for sane people wanting to escape /r/canada. It's a pretty dank place tBh
>>59820147
Only if you make the right choice
>>59820164
They're definitely starting to lose ground in terms of credibility
They're still just as vocal but you're right, people are tired of shit being covered up by a narrative instead of truth leading to actual productive answers to problems
>Spent the last 5 years getting NEETer and NEETer
>Moving to Australia in 4 months to force myself to actually start a life
>No fucking clue how to network with people
>Feel distant and dissociated and have no desire to go out and be social
>Probably going to get a few low-level jobs and continue to be a NEET on another continent and gain nothing
Does anyone feel like no matter what they do, they are headed for inevitable failure? I can't even imagine a future where I am happy, successful, or content.
>>59820002
Nothin better than a nice cold glass of strawberry water on a hot night
>>59820287
Me neither lad. I'm very pessimistic but I'm just trying to work and save money right now. I'm coming up with goals I'd like to meet. I've never kept a job for a full year but that's my current goal, to keep my current job for at least a year.
Moving around the world is impressive lad, I'd say try to bant with some strayans and get some idea of the day to day of their country and start deciding what you want to gain out of this trip you're taking. Think about some things you want, and try to figure out how you can get them on your own and that can become a hobby.
>>59820349
>a nice cold glass of strawberry water
>>59820287
how the fuck do you have the scratch and connections to move to Australia if you're a 5 year NEET? Living isn't cheap over there, you know.
>>59820376
probably moving because of his parents?
I have another /r/canada story to tell that I thought was pretty funny
>Thread about how Trudeau promised to put a woman on a banknote
>Everyone in the thread arguing about who it should be (Mostly "literally who's" )
>I comment saying: "I think this whole thing is a dumb waste of time. There simply isn't a woman qualified enough in Canadian history to be on a banknote, it's a sad fact but it's a fact. Our currency is reserved for past PM's of significance, and our Monarch. Don't force this shit. Ditching one our current banknote honoured PM's in exchange for someone just because of their gender would be insulting. But I guess, "It's 2016!" so logic doesn't matter"
>mfw it became the most downvoted comment in the thread by far
fuck man sometimes I just understand how people can be such cucks
>>59820349
>not a chillwich
Get with the year bud.
>>59820414
CANADA YES!
>>59820414
I'm not sure I believe canada even has one woman
I've seen no broof thus
>>59820414
It's probably going to be Laura Secord. I don't think there is any other reknown woman in Canada.
>>59818151
YOU A DIRTY YOU A DIRTY GIRL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOumzlbz_g
>>59820414
Emily Murphy is on a loonie minted this year.
I think either her or Laura Secord could get on to a banknote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx8hjW7FqKE
>>59820457
>>59820479
It'll probably be Nellie McClung because MUH FEMINISM
>>59820414
The leftists in Canada took power and suddenly they're just as bad as fucking Harper was at crushing other opinions
All over the world the right wing used to be painted as the dangerous faction in any country but the left caught up in a matter of years, not decades
![1254149067870[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A0Sw0kk.png "1254149067870[1].png")
>>59820467
>rob and big
i fucking loved that shit
they cracked my ass up back in the day
>youre a dirty girl
>youre a dirty girl
Is Harriet Tubman on the 20s yet? I don't go outside or look at money so I wouldn't know
>>59820562
they won't actually start printing her on the money for a couple years, mang
>>59820562
RIP Andrew Jackson :^(
>>59820287
The first step is sitting down and thinking, I mean REALLY thinking about what it is you want. Not what others want for you, not what you think you should want, but what you really honestly want. It's amazing howany people can't do this 1st step. The reason it's important is because you are what your deep, driving desire is. As your desire is so is your will. As your will is, so is your deed. And as your deed is, so is your destiny.
After fighting out what it is you want (a family, a nice job, inner peace, to work at a Red Lobster as manager, ect) you have to MERCILESSLY pursue that goal to the exclusion of all else. This should be the easy part. If you're NEET then you won't have anything standing in the way like friends or girls. Truly, meets are the luckiest people when it comes to self improvement,they have no obstacles.
Once this is accomplished, it is only a matter of time before your desires spring to full life
>>59820590
good maybe I'll be dead by then
getting real fucking tired
i just fucking cant, i fucking cant anymore
>>59820628
not that guy, but what if all I want is to live in a hipster commune with qt girls? i'm a disgusting freak and the west coast is so far away anon
>>59820636
don't say that
>>59820491
The hypocrisy I've witnessed since Trudeau won is astounding.
Harper was literally Hitler to these leftists, and everything in Canada was his own personal fault. But now that Trudeau's in power, no one blames him for anything or questions him on important shit like WHY DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE OUR ELECTORAL SYSTEM IN A WAY THAT WILL BENEFIT YOUR PARTY MORE THAN ANY OTHER?
People fucking BLASTED Harper for making minor changes to how voting works in elections, but /r/canada is just fine with Trudeau's plan to completely change our electoral system without any sort of referendum (Which /r/canada thinks shouldn't happen because "Canada already had a Referendum, it was the 2015 election hurrr hurrr")
Fuck everything I can't stand this shit anymore
>>59820654
don't do it mexibro D':
>>59820654
are these lyrics from a linkin park song?
>>59820654
Drink a glass of hot /cum/
>>59820557
I miss those days.
*jacks into /cum/*
>>59820733
they're the fucking lyrics of my heart
>>59820749
your heart sounds like linkin park, bro
>>59820654
do it
>>59820778
nooooooooooo D:
