Boyz n the hood edition.
first for gay?
T H I G H S
>leaveland
>leflop james
>>59821608
i wish i looked like that and could dress like that
>>59821583
i wish i looked like that and could dress like that
>>59821608
u n f
n
f
>>59821662
Dress like what? Charlie brown?
>>59821563
not a thing in this world
ooh bunda
give me the bunda
Have you ever lost a family member or someone close to you? How did you deal with it?
>>59821608
oooohhhhh
lads
halben en catellano CHICANITOS
no egañan a naide
rate my oc
>>59821761
both my grand dads died
was pretty sad but they were almost 90 years old
>>59821765
i wish taytay would show me some serious bunda
i like my pop dream girls slutty
yuri
still thighs
>>59821778
>>59821761
>>59821761
yes
cried
>>59821807
you dont know what a fedora actually looks like, do you
>>59821783
really surprised she doesn't have ass pics
this'll do for now
nice round rump >>>>>> gigantic misshapen baboon ass
If you disagree you must surrender your white man papers immediately
Ordering another Panzerotti
>>59821761
My twin sister
I never got over it and I never will
>>59821840
muh dikk mufugga
>wanna sit on my lap anon?
>>59821849
what its in anon?
>>59821882
Why would I sit on HER lap. that ain't how it works.
>>59821844
Oh it's this beta again
>>59821761
my mom died when I was young
I just accepted it lad. It was hard at first but you learn to live.
>>59821893
sorry, I don't know any of this works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7QaKxfa2kI
>>59821844
this
nigger ass lovers need to get the fuck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/out/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojcLM7fkkKc
i'm not actually a mexican, you know
>>59821933
make me
>>59821946
GUATEMALANS OUT!
BUILD WALL!
>>59821883
Pepperoni and mushroom
>>59821952
Now this is tasty
>>59821838
A digit! I'll steal it!! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>59821921
kek
>>59821952
but thats a nice shapely arse you idiot
>>59821977
impressive
>>59821974
>eating fungus
>>59821998
>but thats a nice shapely arse you idiot
what is a tight dress? you virgin fucking faggot
>>59822013
>not eating delicious juicy ground dicks
god put em there for a reason pendejo
Portuguese wimmins
>>59822019
disgustin
>>59822023
well from what i can see....
shit lads just got my dick sucked clean by the tinder girl
>>59822038
Would
>>59821977
u can have all of them
>>59822019
any other mobilefags have this problem
>>59821952
>it can't go 8.5 seconds with looking at its phone
M O R E
T H I G H S
>he browses on his phone
>>59822072
are you not using Clover?
>>59822079
>it
>>59822084
This.
Thigh master race
>>59822079
>I can't go 8.5 seconds with looking at 4chan
>>59822102
>Clover
>>59822105
how'd he get his sunblockers to do that
I WANT TO LIVE IN INITIAL D REEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuN8pablQ4
>>59821761
In my experience, you can either sit and whine about how your life sucks, something bad that's happened to you and how the world seems harsh and forgiving.
Or you can stand up, move on, forget, renounce, or flip it the bird
My point is, don't let the bastards get you down. You're no better than an alt-right winger, a regressive leftie, or Christian Weston Chandler if that's how you operate.
tfw no jew bf
>>59822121
>triggered
>>59822142
>you may be a failure in life, but you will never be anthony burch or CWC
>>59822124
What's your preferred app, monsieur?
>>59822135
dunno
>>59822141
same
should write an initial d ken sama
>>59822162
i just use chrome
maybe i should try firefucks, having an app for 4chan seems fedora
>>59822158
What happened to Burch?
I just want a someone with nice legs and ass to sit on my lap and press up on my dick
r8 my body
just tooks this haha
omg can't beleev I'm showing you guys this omfg
>>59822184
what didnt happen to him
>>59822158
>I will never own a successful etsy business and warm the hearts of people everywhere
feels pretty bad
pretty glad I'm not anthony burch tho :^)
>>59822184
>>59822158
Then take the next step.
Don't settle for less. Don't be a beta.
Fuck it, today I stood up to a pack of regressive lefties and challenged their arguments and I got hounded and lectured at by my class mates and lecturer.
It sucked, they got emotional over facts said I was wrong, told me to "check my privelege" and proceeded go into safe spaces.
They'll never make it in the real world, because it doesn't fit their narrative.
But I will.
Never compromise, never surrender.
>>59822210
>that reply
>>59822193
you just reminded me of the only time I've ever had attention paid to me by girls. I was in drama in High School (yeah I know) and backstage during a performance, me and two other girls were just waiting for the next group scene. I don't remember what play. Anyway, this qt short brown Alaskan girl sat on my lap while a thicc white girl I was crushing on pusher her boobs into my back and rubbed my shoulders.
They were fucking with me of course, but it felt nice that they weren't so disgusted they couldn't touch me. Wish people would fuck with me like that more often tbqh
kill me
>>59822182
>I'm having problems running 4chan on chrome mobile
>someone suggests an app that will make 4chan run smoothly
>no, I don't want to have an app for that site I visit daily, it's f-f-fedora, no matter how efficient it is
wew lad
>>59822210
average animu poster
>>59822255
this is normie logic. if they have a hobby or an interest that their facebook friends wouldn't approve of, they attach some stupid label and act like they're too good for it. so they'd rather use botnet.exe and deal with bullshit than install a simple app that works %100 better and nobody will ever see but them
the normie's brain is a mess
who's drunk?
>>59822313
i thin keveryone a little
not me though im straight edge :^)
>>59822182
Who gives a shit
>>59822227
Good on man
Lefties suck at arguing
>>59822227
Underrated post
?
>>59822361
Why don't Australians celebrate good 4chan etiquette?
>>59822253
Go to a strip club
>>59822361
I only like Easter because I get free deviled eggs. They're such a bitch to make of your own volition.
>>59822223
How do I work for the suicide hotline? Seems like it'd be a fun job.
Mexicans, tell me about Hispachan.
what tv show shud i watch /cum/-chan
>>59822426
King of the Hill
>>59822426
Family Guy
>>59822426
Generation Kill or Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>59822426
Trailer Park Boys in SD
>>59822426
Reba
>>59822426
Portlandia
>>59822349
It was twisted boss.
They still believed in systemic racism without even giving examples.
They believe that whites within western society can't face racism "cuz they've got the power".
I tried my best to rational and say "well I never thought of it that way, but have you considered-"
And then they proceed to cut me off and rant and rave at me, saying that I come off as "arrogant" when making a point, and proceed to use a slieu of buzzwords.
They reflect on their own victim narrative, without taking into consideration the whole
>dude, they were bunch of dickheads, who cares about them?
They also believed that affirmative action wasn't a privelege, it was designed to combat White privelege. Like what?
It's no different than arguing with an alt-right winger who believes in a bogey man that's going to keep him down.
The only thing that can truly keep oneself down, is the self in modern society.
>b-but cultural norms influence our choices?
Cut the fucking shit. Was it cultural norms that made you choose Fine Arts? I did it because I liked it, and I wanted to make a career out of something I like.
Can the same be said for you?
>Iwn have a dance party with /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okxuiiHx2w
>>59822500
>fat neckbeard 'white' guys dancing in a room together
>>59822426
King of the Hill
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Trailer Park Boys
Seinfeld
Portlandia
>>59822524
>he doesnt know about the silent skellington minority lurking here
>baseball team just got murdered
kill me
>>59822524
I'm a girl
>>59822500
We'll dance with you in spirit.
Actually, wouldn't it be funny if /int/ chose a song to dance to, we recorded our dance moves, send them via YouTube links, and have some one link them all in time with the music?
>>59822498
Nice one brother
>>59822544
prove it
>>59822524
S-Shut up
>>59822544
>watching south americans swing a stick
>americas pastime
>>59822555
>wouldn't it be funny
don't really get the humor in that desu. Is this an Australian thing?
>>59822555
trips has spoken, this sounds mega gay and I really want to do it
>>59822524
if you autists did some molly it wouldn't even matter. that shit would be pimp tight knowmsayin? pimp tight
>>59822583
>he doesnt watch BASEDball
>>59822583
>>59822583
t. Montreal citizen
>>59822228
lol
is this the reddit FourChan app im hearing about
>>59822617
>>59822617
>lol
>is this the reddit FourChan app im hearing about
no, it's twitter you absolute fucking retard
>>59822643
why arent you using wifi you mong
>>59822607
I don't reach the minimum autism requirements to enjoy such a sport. I get why autist enjoy it what with the advanced metrics and all them statistics.
Is namefagging back in style or what?
>>59822672
I dont think you know what autism is, or if youve even watched a single game. you dont need to follow stats at all to enjoy it
>>59822667
i dont have to explain myself to you
is that the redditchan app?
if so the captcha doesnt work and i have to use chrome
>>59822686
no
criticize BK and CIA all you want but they are the only two to ever deserve having a non anonymous title
>>59822561
Sorry had to vent it boss.
I'm just sick of these fanatics.
I'm sick of regressive lefties, sick of the Alt-right wingers.
They halt intellectual diversity.
Oh shit I totally forgot
There was one girl who said
>it's more likely that the CEO of a company will hire a man than a woman.
>convo ends for a while, we talk about something else
>I decide to bring it up again, when we were talking about choices
>you mentioned something CEO favouring man over woman, what if it was a woman CEO?
>What should the gender of the CEO have to do with what we're talking about?
>Well since we were-
>Like the fact that you even have these thoughts should make you aware of the culture we live in.
>God forbid, I have an opposing opinion and present facts.
>but you're wrong?
>How am I wrong? Yes, culture has an influence on us, but we ourselves can break the cycle and choose!
>You're derailing the conversation we had.
>(doesn't realise I was about to link the choices of women and men to the convo)
Fucking kill me.
>>59822728
OY! Whatchu talking the piss for cunt?
Go shag a roo in your mamas basement you piss smelling fokked up nelly nabbler!
I've literally never pulled my foreskin all the way back. I think I might have phimosis
>>59822728
What the fuck is this shit? FOA
>>59822584
>>59822588
Yup, Strayan humour.
I recommend September by Earth Wind and Fire.
>>59822693
I don't think you understand why baseball is boring to most people. At most it acceptable background noise.
>>59822728
are you that guy what makes those youtube videos?
or is there more than one reasonable student in australia
>>59822728
>>59822736
>>59822749
It's shit that happened to me today.
Fucking feminazis, anti-capitalist shills.
>>59822754
>I recommend September by Earth Wind and Fire.
>not Let's Groove
wew, you guys really are down under
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM
peace
Why are British people so ugly?
>>59822786
i-if I make a video for this you guys have to as well okay??
Tfw bk will never post his notes
>>59822771
You mean the one who laughs at the butthurt Canadian?
Yeah that's me.
>>59822796
inbreeding and poor dental hygiene
>>59822799
>>59822799
sure thing, bud
>>59822754
Whatchu think you've got a hard life you weak bellied nob niggler?
I can give you five reasons to stay away from here, you an that slack jawed belly scratchin corn cob face o' yours!
We aught to feed you to the spiders at the bottom of the waterhole fer all the good you'll you nip nack swabbie mate! yeah?
>>59822796
inbreeding
>>59822786
>>59822799
Fuck it.
After I get my work for UNI done, I'll devote it to this.
Next week it will begin.
>>59822809
>>59822820
That makes sense. Why are most of them poor?
>>59822838
inbreeding and poor dental hygiene
>>59822838
severe classism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>59822834
Oy! Don't fuck with me cunt!
I've been in more scuffles than a roo in heat! You come around here you're gonna find out the five yards o Sydney you know what I'm saying? You fokkin cunt I'll wheel yeah out into the desert and spitshine your nuts fer the ants to feed on yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pahij2ZMkMw
boring thread desu
>>59822855
>Canadian butthurt
Oh lord.
>want to go get some food
>already buzzed
terrible mistake
>>59822889
Get delivery, bruv.
>>59822880
that vocaroo is music to my ears
>>59822889
so just drink more and you won't be hungry
>>59822880
You fokkin cunt, don't make me tell you twaice, I've got me hat and me truck and a cap a gas you reckon you can go hard enough to take it to the seven seas of Straya?
>>59822898
GENIUS
>>59822901
I know, I'm the one who spread it.
>>59822880
That shit is old. I don't know what the origin of it is, or if it was originally even posted by a Canadian. What possessed you guys to start spamming it all over the place lately?
>>59822889
>he won't drink and drive
pussyyy
rec me a book to read, cummies
>>59822921
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59822921
>SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59822919
Do you even know who you're talking to cunt?
I'm one of the ones you don't wanna piss off! Else you'll be hanging the ledge until the roos crow at the break o' dawn yeah?
I'll pour you in alcohol and feed you to the abos cunt!
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT
new tune buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84GEk4RUY3s
>>59822936
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm
>>59822950
dont post nudes of my gf, thx
>>59822936
Catch 22
>>59822952
What a basic bitch. Wouldn't even be famous if her horse aunt wasn't.
>he posts nog tunes
>>59822905
Now you listen here you little shit. I'll have you know I fought in the first division of the Emu wars and have over 200 confirmed Emu kills.
I have boomeranged and spear tackled my way to where I am today. Talk more shit you fuckin' Seppo, I'll glass you m8.
>>59822952
she's my favorite tv bitch
really need to fugg a redhead and steal her fire magic rn
Think I'm gonna get a used M3
>>59822950
>going slow
I want to take a spontaneous train trip tomorrow but I don't have a day off for 38 days
>>59822972
already read it and loved it
thanx though. If you haven't read A Confedracy of Dunces then you absolutely have to. But if you want a modern take on the comedy novel then Apathy by Paul Neilan. Really good shit.
>>59822982
ur my favorite tv bitch
>>59821583
Feelz edition. I will never ride in the hood on my 64.
>>59822921
SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTRALIA
>>59822983
>implying we'll give up the fire magic to g*llaibh
>>59822983
LEAVE OUR WOMEN ALONE
>>59822973
>What a basic bitch. Wouldn't even be famous if her horse aunt wasn't.
say that to my dick, nigger
>>59822980
Yeah? We'll I caught your ma last night shaggin an emu taking the piss for cunt!
I shagged er meself, how's that cunt?
Your ma was screaming louder than an abo got brained by a boomerang cunt!
Than I dunked some nubs and swiggled up the canyon yeah?
>>59823000
>BMW
Supreme car for a supreme gentleman
>image.jpg
USA is gay
>>59823021
>>59823029
im going to take a redhead qt
maybe ur daughter or sister
>>59823046
>daughter
>sister
Where do you think we are?
>>59823037
She's slightly above average looking and has no acting talent. Jewish nepotism in Hollywood needs to stop.
>>59823045
are you drunk?
gonna be banned soon buds my mute expired, I guess the janny can't afford shower shoes
Have a good few days
>>59823046
my aunties a redhead
shes married and a butterface though
>>59823041
>autism.png
>>59823045
tsundere
Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/sa9Lc0V_-YM
>>59823067
don't care lad, it's just ephemeral lust
>>59823082
still gay
>>59823075
You should have left offerings of hot pockets.
I WILL LITERALLY PILLAGE REDHEADS AND CEMENT MY SEED UPON ALL WITH THE ROOTS OF MY DESIRE
>That foreigner that randomly enters /cum/
>>59823099
Nothing wrong with that, I suppose.
>>59823118
You know what to do, Pedro. I just don't have the energy for that shit anymore.
Make me proud, son.
>>59823103
I tried with the kinder eggs but it didn't work
>>59823089
lol this nigga couldn't even get a hooker to dance in that shit
>>59823116
ensuring the redhead gene lives on for more generations
noice
>>59823155
He probably choked on the toys. Send more.
FACT: this band is the only good thing that has come out of Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>59823187
he's going absolutely BERSERK tonight
>>59823207
I like AC/DC.
>>59823201
>f the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful
For you
>>59823173
I also have the red beard gene (despite having brown hair) so I feel at least I'm a semi-adequate candidate
>>59823214
Probably can't afford tendies.
>>59823207
T H I S
>>59823242
Does your ban potential worsen if you shitpost while in the ban queue?
nigga yous a window shoppa
mad @ me i think i kno why
tfw vegemite isn't a real food
is it bad to take Xanax with hard liquor.
Like just a cheeky bit.
Nothing liver imploding.
>>59823245
>are you my uncle
yes
>>59823265
no its fine anon in fact take a couple extra
>>59823263
>a bitter and salty glob of matter
>also known as an Australian cultural treasure
L M A O
>>59823275
alright
Nigga is giving a fucking lecture on 4chan...
>>59823253
No, they only look at that one post.
12. Those who are most sensitive about “politically incorrect” terminology are not the average black ghetto- dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any “oppressed” group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual white males from middle- to upper-middle-class families.
13. Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals) or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not mean to suggest that women, Indians, etc. ARE inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology.)
>>59823265
>xanax
lol, I remember high school
is anyone actually reading that shit
>>59823322
no and nice double dubs
>>59823314
What? I'm 22. That shit didn't really take off here as a recreational kind of thing until maybe a couple years ago.
Feels good on its own but i've heard it gets you pretty fucked with booze. I'm just kinda sketched out about pills and liquor mixing,
I know more than a few motherfuckers have Jimi Hendrix'd themselves from that shit.
>>59823265
I don't know if you're joking, but don't mix xanax with alcohol. It's absolutely terrible. It doesn't get you fucked up so much as brings out your attributes and brings you to enact upon them. Every person I know that's done this has regretted it immeasurably.
People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iuNSa4lJoA
>>59823362
*worst attributes
>>59823306
is this teds work?
>>59823359
You're wasting drugs. Don't take a ton of xanex and don't take it with alcohol. You won't even remember being high.
>>59823395
>>59823362
Alright alright I got ya.
Is the stereotypical Hoser accent the Canadian equivalent to the American redneck accent?
>boozers and pill poppers stealing from moms medicine cabinet
>>59823429
My mom only has muscle relaxers. If I wanted to feel drunk I'd buy a bottle.
wats the most evil thing u did /cum/-chan ?
good vibes resonate
I'm being honest
>>59823459
being born xD
>>59823461
It's like the universe is sending out waves and my dick is the antenna.
>>59823459
A girl asked me to fill her bottle of water for her, i then proceeded to fap and cum inside the bottle with newly added water, making sure to shake that thing up.
>>59823459
I led on my gay friend so I could play his ps3
>>59823459
deprived myself of any kind of social life
sounds like a "i haven't done anything bad lel xD" thing to say
but how can you wrong people when you don't even interact with them?
>>59823459
>wats the most evil thing u did /cum/-chan
didn't go too my Mother's aid as she was screaming utters for help as she was suffering from a seizure in the early morning and I was scared to leave my bed because the noises scared my 7 year old self and when the noises were gone she had already died
the janny
>>59823429
contrary to popular belief not everyone here is a NEET living in their mom's basement
>>59823459
When I was little I would take the whole bowl of Halloween candy even though it said just take one.
>>59823388
yeah
the janitor apparently hates him
>>59823578
Yeah, I live in the spare bedroom. Basements aren't common in California.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjVqILN00KI
i love this
