OTP edition
cara
crayon pop
why would you remortgage at all if interest rates rose?
>>59806598
lmao, nerd, go read a fucking book or something gayboy
dont make me post the reminder again
>>59806608
Hong Kong is definitely comparable to NI obviously
Kyary (me in the background)
>>59806576
>not sure if you're just trying to make me search for indian queens on google
dead serious m8 it's a village in mid cornwall
Reminder that Tony 'cuck' Blair didn't have to hand over all of Hong Kong, only some was on the 99 year lease but he did it anyway because he hates Britain
”Sleep is nature’s restoration period. While you sleep, your body restores your immune system, your nervous system, and even your muscular and skeletal systems. Certain hormones and brain-related proteins also restore while you sleep. So, if you don’t sleep well or enough (or both), your body doesn’t get the time it needs to rejuvenate itself, and it slowly lags behind in its optimal ability to function — over the long haul, you function less than optimally with many systems affected. Studies have shown that lack of sleep can lead to immune dysfunction and disrupted hormone regulation.”
got a cute little willy
Ritsu
o shit
![Blast-damage-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NyW9tRe.jpg "Blast-damage-2[1].jpg")
>>59806608
Yeah because the Northern Irish are known for not attacking England when they don't get what they want, aren't they lad?
>>59806709
o shit waddup
>>59806675
you're a big guy
Kyary
>>59806694
May watch some anime desu
Post the most depressing album you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuubYlxYcBQ
hate my flatmate
moving out in seven days
>>59806693
cornwall
According to this, your Buy-2-Let portfolio only comprises a two bedroom semi-detached in County Durham?
Care to explain?
”Drink some warm milk. Milk contains some of the amino acids (particularly L-tryptophan, a precursor to the sleep hormone melatonin that your body creates) that help you sleep. A half-cup of warm milk is often all you need to relax.”
>stellaris
>pure dreadnought fleet
>upgraded them to fighters+bombers carriers just in time for a war
turns out bombers and fighters are FUCKING GARBAGE
FUCK YOU JOHAN
>>59806675
Looking a bit fat there lad.
>>59806706
Why are you still spamming this when literally noone cares
>>59806693
PICS
>>59806625
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHEOHOHOGHOHOHOOEHEHEHEHEHEHEAHHAAHHAGHHOHOHOHHOOEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE
a white population doesn't guarantee a fucking working society you /pol/ shithead. i live here and i'd argue that some of those unionists are worse than niggers.
Thoughts?
>>59806771
just report it
janny will do his job
>>59806745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yundAnnvwxY
>>59806761
>tfw every game i start i just get locked in and eventually fucked over
i'm the worst politician ever 2bh
>>59806687
Hong Kong itself was never on lease, just the out territory
but China made some idle threats and Blair totally capitulated and abandoned the Hong Kongers to tyranny and a slow death + assimilation
disgusting really
tfw your internet reputation is getting ruined
>>59806784
very good
>>59806784
Hard to compare due to the conflicting economic models between the period of globalised capitalism at present and the dirigiste policies of the post-war consensus desu
>>59806780
Oh look, it's a Sinn Fein cuck. I hope you know that people like you are the reason we'll never actually unite with the Republic. You're killing Republicanism here, with a lot of help from the nigger fag muslims down south.
>>59806826
this
people keep appropriating my internet gf gimmick
>>59806806
I'm pretty good at negotiations in Football Manager desu
>Reading Jap news about the national gyoza festival
>Says that in Fukushima they made ones without pork for muslims
Truly nowhere is safe
>>59806687
>wash hands of Northern Ireland
>Ireland gets 'united'
>deals with that shit and we no longer have to
>world congrats us for being cool
>Anglo Irish relations become stronger than ever
>lads again, (even though we gave them a fucking mess)
0151 lids
>>59806868
hey
shut up
”Take a look at these examples of what sex can do for the body:
- You live longer. Men who reported the highest frequency of orgasm live longer than men who had less-frequent orgasms.
- You have a reduced risk of heart disease. Research shows that men who had sex three or more times a week reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half.
- You can get some exercise. A regular bout of sex burns around 50 calories — about the same as walking 15 minutes on a treadmill. The pulse rate in a person who’s aroused rises from about 70 beats per minute to 150. However, don’t substitute sex for other forms of exercise. You would have to engage in sexual activity for many hours to achieve the same aerobic benefits as other options.
- You experience a sense of well-being. Levels of the hormone oxytocin increase during intercourse and in turn releases endorphins, which can give a sense of well-being and can even reduce pain because of the action of the endorphins and the pain receptors.
- You get sick less. People who have sex weekly have higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which can[…]”
Excerpt from: Brent Agin. ”Healthy Aging For Dummies”. iBooks.
Please fuck off you cunt, literally just spamming
What's the name of that grand strategy game that's posted on /int/ a lot?
7913 lids
>>59806784
business idea
boost productivity with an influx of cheap immigrant labour but also cut wages using the voter base we've just imported to pass it through
>>59806850
i don't vote for sinn fein you shithead. this two party system we have here is killing any progress this country could ever hope to have
>>59806912
europa thingy
>>59806806
i just made a nazi empire (literally aryan empire) and picked military 2 + xenophobic
i've been roflstomping everyone pretty much
>>59806912
cluedo
Spent some time on /pol/ recently. I don't understand how they can be like that all the time. I'm quite right wing myself, but I can switch off when need be. They just seem so miserable over there, and there's nothing they can do behind their keyboards.
>>59806913
I am an idiot
6913*
>>59806902
does masturbation count?
Now that we're on the subject of Northern Ireland, whatever happened to mad Gerry tweeting the word nigger?
>>59806964
They take themselves too seriously
>>59806761
>GARBAGE
Fuck off yannk
>>59806687
Reminder that it was Thatcher who began the agreement, Major was the one who finalised it, and Blair was only the one who had to deal with it.
>>59806912
Europa Universalis IV, AKA Autism Simulator 2k16
>>59806856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUsRRIzY9HU
cannot WAIT for this 2bh
>>59806678
cornwall mentioned. do you live near north or south coast?
>>59806964
Their entire belief system is based on pessimism basically
im this close
QUEEN OF /BIRT/
>>59806856
![Agents_of_S.H.I.E.L.D._season_3_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gXjIgF7.jpg "Agents_of_S.H.I.E.L.D._season_3_poster[1].jpg")
anyone watched this car crash?
>>59807029
>Eu4
>Autism simulator
Casual out 2bqh
>>59806912
crusader kings 2 - middle ages
europa universalis (3) - 1400ish to 1800ish
hearths of iron 3 - ww2
>>59807018
i used trash the last time and was told the same thing
what even is the proper word
>>59806912
Monopoly. Oh wait, that's not a game; it's Tory Britain.
>>59806928
Correct. The 40 year old "LOOK WE'RE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF THEM" grudge is causing some serious fucking issues and genuinely killing Republicanism. SF don't seem to have grasped the fact that working class Catholics don't want abortion. They don't want fags. They don't want niggers. They don't want pakis. They don't want muslims. Nationalists and Unionists are the exact fucking same, except one is nationalistic for Ireland and one is nationalistic for the UK. The sooner Republican parties realise that, the sooner we'll have a united Ireland. Although I don't particularly want one right now thanks to those faggots voting for fag marriage.
>>59807034
from FALMOUTH area but moved up north (near st austell)
at uni elsewhere though
>>59807034
don't know why i'm asking really, pointless doxxables
need to see more of the so called "kernow", any places you'd reccomend?
>>59807072
>/BIRT/
???
So I'm at work and I go over the road to buy some Imodium at Morrison's however it looks like every single drug in the medicine aisle requires you to be over 18 with valid id or look over 25 years old.
Is there a recent law passed on this or something?
This is stupid
>>59807111
do not reply you stupid fucking yankee doodle
>>59806991
Nothing. He came out the next day and said "Not my fault you cunts didn't get it" and everyone moved on.
>>59806902
>- You have a reduced risk of heart disease. Research shows that men who had sex three or more times a week reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half.
people who have sex more often are more likely to be in good shape in the first place
>- You get sick less. People who have sex weekly have higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A, which can[…]”
same thing
>>59806687
The bit with all the water supply and power stations was the bit that was on lease you plum
if we'd tried to keep it they'd have just shut all the water and power off til we handed it over
>>59807077
When will these superhero films die?
#MERKY
#SKENGMAN
#PROBLEM
>>59807082
Rubbish
”Oats are full of antioxidants, vitamin E, selenium, magnesium, fiber, and many other bioactive compounds. High fiber oats lower cholesterol, aid in good digestion, and may help your memory performance. The high fiber and protein content in oatmeal helps to slow down digestion and promote a slower and moresustained release of glucose into your bloodstream. This controlled release of glucose keeps you feeling satisfied from hunger longer.”
Excerpt from: Brent Agin. ”Healthy Aging For Dummies”. iBooks.
>>59807111
QUEEN OF /BRIT/ & /BIRT/
>>59807072
That's not Aisha
>>59806964
this
its unhealthy to be continuously angry and antagonistic
desu anyone who takes politics so seriously and lets it dominate their existence is a human tumor
its hardly as if I blather on about anarchy and faith or get immensely triggered when someone says something I don't agree with.
like mate of mine was talking about how his girlfriend would get an abortion asap if she ever got pregnant by him and never wants kids ever
I don;t agree with abortion but I didn't get flustered at him, just said if my gf was pregnant I'd ask her to keep it.
not a big fan of the tories ngl
not reading any of these posts so you might as well all stop posting
queen of mena more like lmao
me nan's a white walker lads what do?? ://
>>59806991
Fucking kek he's gone completely mad
Going to try and convince myself to become a fanatical spiritualist and believe in Chi and all that shite
wish me luck
>>59807032
Oh fug
I didn't know that was a thing and it looks good too
>Tfw I take Haas F1 to the constructors championship within 2 years
Dope
>>59807073
Kek
>>59807190
neither is that ugly commie slag
>>59807077
my turbo pleb sister does
>>59806964
Their belief is literally based on memes
that swede that is spamming is the guy who spammed cuckold and poopoo
report him lads
reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit
>>59807168
of course
wish swedes would fuck off
>>59807184
Unironically play GTA 5 every day for a drive around and fun.
The city is great, rest of the map is shit though.
>>59807184
Aisha is queen of /brit/ you pooskin
You're the village idiot
>>59807316
put on non stop pop fm lid
threads are too fast this is REALLY uncomfy
shitpost
>>59807316
Do you stop at the red lights?
wish swedes would fuck me
>>59807106
ahh teystey. honestly a big fan of the small town home+city uni combo, always comfy af going back to the shire
To act, that is true intelligence. I will be what I want to be. But I have to want whatever that is. Success means being successful, not just having the potential for success. Any large area of land has the potential to be a palace, but where’s the palace if no one builds there?
>>59806717
Is that where the food court is now?
where can i download gag manga biyori
>>59807337
Cara has a weird voice desu
>>59807354
Sometimes, do you?
Wish life wasn't so stressful 2bh lads.
>>59807404
Cara's voice is literally just
>Generic posh girl from London
pomade recs?
>>59807408
t. worry wart who doesn't smoke weed
Post a pic of the biggest slag from your year
Reminder that Britain has actually occupied Japan.
>>59807408
Life's not stressful, individual situations are. Life itself is just about new experiences, good friends and loved ones.
Might want to see a GP, sounds like you have an anxiety disorder
I was more of a genius in dreams than in life. That is my tragedy. I was the runner who fell just before the finishing line having led. the field all the way until then.
>>59807226
>taking up vague "spiritualism" on a whim
loving every lmao
why don't you read up on this stuff some more?
there's a great book on Christianity and Buddhism by a Japanese Buddhist, I like it because Westerners are generally familiar with Christian ideas/concepts to it makes explaining Buddhist ones easier using them as a baseline.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/mcb/index.htm
*falls asleep*
>>59807404
When I get bored and there's nothing to do
>>59807498
*pokes your stomach*
>>59807468
FONT
>>59807490
No I believe I am a holy entity I don't need your god
>>59807461
I un-ironically smoke weed everyday these days.
>>59807487
>Life itself is just about new experiences, good friends and loved ones.
FONT
>>59807316
like doing this too. pretend i have disposable income and mobility that i can't have irl
>>59807408
well, you always can kill yourself
mfw there are literal shitposters in the thread o.0
>>59807517
>slags existing makes someone a normie for mentioning them
>>59807316
shit taste the countryside is the best bit
Brief, dark shadow of a city tree, the light sound of water falling into a sad pool, the green of smooth grass - a public garden on the edge of dusk - in this moment you are the whole universe to me, because you entirely fill my every conscious feeling.
I want nothing more from life than to feel it ebbing away into these unexpected evenings, to the sound of other people’s children playing in gardens fenced in by the melancholy of the surrounding streets, and above, the high branches of the trees, vaulted by the ancient sky in which the stars are just beginning to reappear.
>>59807545
>be venezuelan
>no toilet paper
>get shot
Acid lad from earlier here, was a really good experience
put a Leon Vynehall set on and watched david attenborough documentaries for a few hours and it was amazing, didn't get to go out unfortunately but meh
>>59807545
post Colombian bum
>>59807545
Hey Columbia, I don't know how things are done in South America, but in Britain we give people who are struggling support and friendship, not death threats.
>>59807454
It sounds really forced though
post the biggest nigger from your year
any maths lads here
how do you find the proper subgroups and left cosets of a group (symmetry operations for equilateral triangle)
please respond
OYSTERS
>>59807545
>Colombia
Lad, I'm going to honest with you, but Colombian women are the most beautiful in the world. How easy are slags to pull there? Need I worry of being killed by Cartels if I visited?
I created various personalities within myself. I create them constantly. Every dream, as soon as it is dreamed, is immediately embodied by another person who dreams it instead of me.
In order to create, I destroyed myself; I have externalized so much of my inner life that even inside I now exist only externally. I am the living stage across which various actors pass acting out different plays.
>>59807617
>That one girl that went out with every nogger
>>59807457
i'm a dapper dan man myself desu
>>59807354
Red lights mean go here.
>>59807487
>sounds like you have an anxiety disorder
I have an anxiety disorder and it's nothing to do with stress, stress makes it worse, but anxiety is normally just situations which make you panic or get very very nervous.
>omg I'm nervous for my interview I have anxiety lol
>>59807653
Why do you keep them on cards? You lads are so silly
Want cara to tongue my arsehole
Lads
If there's a place near me opening up soon and I desperately need a job and there is a big banner over the front saying "we are recruiting" and there is a phone number and email address, what should be the next step of my master plan? Email them or call them? Should I ask what they are recruiting for? If I email them, how should I start the email ("Dear Manager"?)?
snitching roadmen in london lads
>>59807628
getting a maths degree at cambridge should tell you
>worlds greatest empire again
>again
Crikey
>>59807628
Ask /sci/ but be more arrogant how you ask.
>>59807668
they don't like asking for help threads
/sci/ jannies are nazi tier
post the biggest paki of your year
>>59807703
call them, just say "hey i wanted to hear about the job opening"
>>59807599
>I don't know how things are done in South America
You don't want to know then m8
only came here because you were harassing one of my best pals on twitter
>>59807717
>>>/adv/
They deffo have homework help threads
>>59807617
We had one bitch in my year who was caught crying because she was white.
The jews did a number on that one.
>>59807675
>nogger
ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>59807617
cop or not?
Yes, we will all pass, everything will pass. Nothing will remain of the person who put on feelings and gloves, who talked about death and local politics. The same light falls on the faces of saints and the gaiters of passers-by, and the dying of that same light will leave in darkness the utter nothingness that will be all that remains of the fact that some were saints and others wearers of gaiters. In the vast vortex, in which the whole world indolently wallows as if in a whirl of dry leaves, the dresses run up by seamstresses have as much value as whole kingdoms; the blonde plaits of children are swept up in the same mortal jig as sceptres that once symbolized empires. All is nothing and in the atrium of the Invisible, whose door swings open only to reveal another closed door beyond, every single thing, large or small, which formed for us and in us the system we understood to be the universe, everything dances in thrall to the wind that stirs all but touches nothing. It is nothing but lightly mixed shadow and dust, there is not even a voice, only the sound the wind makes as it scoops up and sweeps along, there is not even silence except when the wind allows it. Some are whirled up through the atrium like light leaves, less bound to the earth because of their lightness, and they fall outside the circle of heavier objects. Others, indistinguishable unless seen close to, form a single layer within the vortex, almost invisible, like dust. Others again, tree trunks in miniature, are dragged into the circle only to be abandoned in different corners of the floor. One day, when all knowledge ceases, the door beyond will open and everything that we were - a mere detritus of stars and souls – will be swept from the house in order that whatever remains may begin again.
>tfw better at humanities than sciences/maths
wish it was the other way round
>>59807713
wew lad
you should drop her a cheeky tenner
>>59807545
Classic
>>59807750
Who?
>>59807783
hey
shut up
>>59807694
What?
My heart aches as if it were not mine. My brain lulls to sleep everything I feel. Yes, it is the beginning of autumn that touches both the air and my soul with the same unsmiling light that edges with dull yellow the hazy contours of the few clouds at sunset. Yes, it is the beginning of autumn and, in this limpid hour, the beginning of a clear understanding of the anonymous inadequacy of all things. The autumn, yes, the autumn, as it is and always will be: an anticipation of weariness in every gesture, of disillusionment with every dream. What possible hopes can I have? In my thoughts, I already walk amongst the leaves and dust of the atrium, caught up in this senseless orbit around nothing, my footsteps the only human sound on the clean flagstones that an angular sun - from where I know not - burnishes with death.
>>59807805
you sunk my battleship
>>59807792
science/maths is for dorks who want to spend their lives moving from one off white box to the next
I want to live in the woods with my gf and a bunch of illegitimate children and dogs selling lumber/firewood/charcoal to pay the bills
>>59807773
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8v-oAt1dJI
>>59807792
that just means youre stupid like most of us tbf
>>59807713
>>59807665
Carteles are not a problem here, but there is a lot of other things to be worried about, if you have a guide or a friend with you you won't have any problem
>>59807593
>>59807584
>venezuela
>>59807792
>we have a girl in the thread
well hello, let me introduce myself :-))
>tfw 23 and no wisdom teeth
Does this mean I'll never get them or what?
>>59807824
You silly lads have oyster cards
>Get text from mum
>See it flash up on the screen "your dad just died"
>Open text "your dad just started his diet"
Vintage memes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8pB2BIqkvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE
FUCK LADS CANT GET OVER THAT EASTENDERS ENDING TONIGHT
>>59807916
Imagine if you got told your dad was dead by text
That's fucking heartless
LET THE PEOPLE SING
hey this is meant for ironic shitposting not deep posts
I go through periods of great stagnation. By this I don’t mean that, like most people, it takes me days and days to reply on a postcard to an urgent letter someone wrote me. I don’t mean that, again like other people, I put off indefinitely something easy that might prove useful to me, or something useful that might give me pleasure. My misunderstanding with myself is more subtle than that. I stagnate in my very soul. I suffer a suspension of will, emotion and thought that lasts for days at a time; I can only express myself to others and, through them, express myself to me in the purely vegetative life of the soul, through words, gestures, habits.
>>59807911
That was fucking atrocious.
Everyone who supports banning yanks from /brit/ say aye.
That one grill who fucked a black lad in school/college and is now that bitter single mother who posts life affirming memes with cliched proverbs on facebook.
Who is she /brit/?
>>59807916
That doesn't even make sense. Surely it would've said "your dad just started his die"?
any of you lads in a band lads?
aye
>>59807929
DID THE WOMAN DO THE DIE
>>59807929
what happened
haven't watched since dean nearly drowned in that lake but mick saved him
>>59807986
Nay
watching angry video game nerd lads
>>59807908
no, i just started to get one showing and i turned 23 last month
a girl is reading your posts lads
>>59807997
her name is Emily, he wasn't black just a chav who got sent to prison
>>59806623
thanks for this post
>>59807917
me on the right
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463792452164.webm
>>59808064
your very welcome
>>59808053
where is she from? manchester?
>>59808009
Off and on
Are you?
>>59808071
3rd year physics and still don't know
>>59808053
she was disgusted and stormed off
*shits you out*
*examines you in the toilet bowl*
*reflects inwardly about always producing worthless shit*
*flushes*
>>59807997
I don't know a single one interracial couple
I think 4chan has legitimately brainwashed me. I've always been easily influenced, but i think this is full on brainwashing. I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years and recently a girl i knew from sixth form has started messaging me and we've been getting along and flirting a lot. The thing is that i am a brown person and have been browsing /pol/ a lot and have mixed feelings of disgust for engaging in this behaviour with the "lesser race". If i go see my work councillor about this could i get done in for racism? I like her and i don't know, browsing on /pol/ every day has brainwashed me into hating mixed race relations.
>>59808039
laughing at some nice memes
>>59807884
are you serious when you post these or
>>59808020
Bobby killed Jane and ran into the Vic telling everybody
Ian ran him to the car to protect him from prison, but Mick kept slamming the door shut preventing him from getting in and eventually convinced him to check on Jane
He runs back to Jane and gets in the ambulance with her, and when Bobby comes up to the ambulance he asks the paramedic to shut the door and looks way from Bobby with disgust
>>59808053
>tfw she left
>>59808127
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
good video
>tfw most bands don't try anymore with their music videos
Youtube has made it better but its not the same
>>59808073
Fucking gooks
>>59808021
As a yank you are a negative vote, the ayes have it, so the motion passes.
Yanks are banned.
>>59808127
white women are fucking worthless hoes
https://soundcloud.com/jpegmafia/swirl
>>59808053
>girl
>>59808192
she's actually a nip desu
Why don't a couple of you lads sign up to the undateables
Some of the downies on there find love
>>59808100
Magnets contain small deposits of gravity.
>>59808089
yeah
the state exists for the middle class elites
all workers should topple it desu
>>59808083
Chichester
>>59808241
>>59808174
>>59808049
>vagina problems
me
uhm thats fucken racist and rude as hell
>>59808240
Jog on.
>>59808151
>>59807628
>equilateral triangle
go back to year 2 m8
haha listen up you semi-detatched cunts, i know you all wish you could live on the edge like me. i can do what i what i fucking want cos i'm a nuts bastard house and you are all just fassies. you little bungalow pricks couldn't even occupy the end of a cul-de-sac, let alone be a badarse like me and chill literally at the top of a clif-- WOOOAH AHHH *massive landslide* AHHHHH OH FUCKING SHIT *crumbling brickwork* AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FOUNDATIONS ARGH HELP MEEE *breaks in two* ROIFNOIBbohavdpw[ofwq8bjkf *falls down cliff*
>>59808127
think you're just a retard
I reckon you'll enter the "bitter spiteful" phase latter rather than just being normal
>white women are fucking worthless hoes
>>59808335
nice gimmick
>>vagina problems
>>59808319
no thanks
>>59808127
that's pretty stupid tbqh
>>59808241
That isn't even a factor. I have been employed before.
Can you the best experts of English see this sentence?
>He took a holiday,if a visit to a town as nearly like his own as one pea is to another can be called by such a pleasant name.
I posted the same on /cum/ and all of them said "I can never get the meaning of that sentence at all"
>>59808290
Why is his body so disproportionate to his head?
It's like looking at the Game of Thrones dwarf.
i dont know about this guy lads he seems a bit racist and mysiognistic
>>59808462
lol what
