Freshly rolled spliff edition
cara
maisie
i need a poo
the gf
please dont reply to him
>The only attention he got was from an anonymous online imageboard
>He committed to the meme
>Changed his entire lifestyle just for (You)s
>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman so he doesn't eventually kill himself after taking hormone pills and chopping his dick off.
>>59803911
I've literally come here everday for several hours for the past 3 years m80. I guess I'm just not autistic enough to keep up with internet nobodies. I do know who lisicki is though, I just didn't know that was a pic of him.
>>59803968
Very good edition desu
Just did a shitpost
anyone else have loads of government paid for posters hanging off all the street lamps in their area telling them to register to vote for the eu election?
i feel like they've been targeted to areas where people are likely to vote remain, like student areas
WELL WHY DON'T GET YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GO AND GET A JOB THEN?
NOW PARK YOUR BACKSIDE IT'S CALL THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW
>>59804016
i recommend doing a poo lad. works wonders for that desu
>>59804046
Nah you're chatting fucking shite stop pretending
>>59804046
It's not
Lisicki is 190cm fag, that's Kev
Bobby beale cant keep getting away with this
>>59804042
Hey, I'm happy so there's nothing to mock
>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman
I've been crossdressing for over a decade
>tfw JF living in England
>tfw had my passport interview today
>tfw my British passport will be issued with 4-10 working days
>tfw won't be affected by Brexit
doing intermittent fasting
i only eat between 16:00 - 21:00
>>59804046
why are you lying?
do not reply to him I repeat do not reply to him
Well good morning
Bit cold out
Irish Weather
Hopefully it'll warm up a bit
On my way home now from Dublin
Sixth time this week
erm yep
in Enfield service station now
gone see if i can get some food.
Dunno what rest of the day i'll do.
Just see how it goes
Talk you again
Bye.
Lads I can't for the life of me find the Falkland Islands govt. immigration website. Help please.
>>59804071
None at all
Quite a few people have vote leave posters up and someone covered their whole garage door with one
Farmer nearby has a massive ukip flag too
>>59804046
>>59804093
This. Pictures of him used to be spammed constantly, if you came here every day you'd know.
>>59804117
Where are you from?
gf sent me this
Anyone ever used whitening strips on their teeth?
I'd like whiter teeth and feel I've reached my natural limit but last time I used those strips I got really fucking painful shooting pains through my teeth.
>>59804071
I live in a heavily remain area, I've seen none
>>59804161
they are on every single street lamp down these 2 big roads in this very heavy student area where i am
i'll get a picture when i go outside next
>>59804196
fair
maybe low registration count or something too
fuck everyone in this thread
>>59804117
>Gran is Irish
>Never been to Ireland
>Got an Irish passport
Kek
reminder
>>59803968
yer shite at rollin m8
>>59804072
WHY DON'T YOU PUT SUMMING ON THE END OF IT!
I'M GOING TO MARRY ELLIN
>>59804216
good lad
>>59804173
>>59804213
Fuck you too
I can't imagine being a virgin, how awkward must you be in every day life lmao
hold the phone
>>59803968
Bad spliff tha laaa, get yourself some blue slims or some raws and learn to roll
Speakin of types of brucie lynns, does anyone remember those clear skins that were a bit of a fad like 8 years ago?
>>59804093
>>59804143
>>59804172
Why the fuck would I talk shit on a Tibetan Pornographic Book? All I need to do is pretend to be a different poster and viola. Fucking autistic cunts keeping up on every detail of every cunt that comes here. I said I remembered Craven didn't I you twats.
>>59804104
Dont confuse me anymore pls.
>>59804230
it has now been approx 58 hours since i messaged her
no reply
q: do i message her mate asking what the fuck is going on?
>>59804304
*holds it*
>>59804260
you would become her full time social care worker
>He tells himself he's happy
>>59804279
What's behind the black box?
I won't lie lads, I'm impressed by his devotion to the gimmick
Grudging respect
>>59804278
It's incredibly unlikely that you would have been affected by brexit anyway if you're Irish.
f35 has built in steps lids
>>59804305
aha those were minging, always looked shit with any baki at all as well
is backstrapping still trendy?
>>59804260
Just doesn't do anything for me.
No tits, no arse, no defining facial features and they're always trying to be cute and qwerky. I doubt they even know how to act sexy and would probably be awkward as fuck.
Nope, not a fan of these Koreans.
>>59804117
>won't be affected by Brexit
>Implying
>>59804326
alri poleaboo
>>59804328
take the hint you dense twat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html
Sort by best rated comments, so much proper fucking butthurt it's glorious
>>59804339
Just something embarrassing
Was it a jack Russell? A Labrador? What about a vicious cocker spaniel?
>>59804012
>>59804260
>>59804380
Has proper puffy bits under her eyes like all other asians
>>59804321
>I-I'm on here multiple hours every day for 3 years
>But who's kev?
Ahh yes
>He changed his lifestyle for memes
how do we get rid of these kpop spammers lads?
>>59804393
ah yes, something more embarrassing than dressing up as a girl and holding up a sign saying "paki boypussy needs whitecock"
>>59804388
Alri yourself
>>59804340
Respect to you too for having the courage to respect me in this hostile environment
>YOU still think about HER
>SHE never thinks anymore about YOU
>>59804377
is that a yes or no? :/
>>59804441
Government issued plastic surgery
Surely what poleaboo is doing counts as avatarfagging on any boards but >>>cgl/ and >>>/lgbt/
Can he be banned now
>>59804380
Good lad, have some real women.
Why does he always place his right hand over his gut when taking pictures?
>>59804390
The turncoat mail.
>>59804407
must be a feral chihuahua
>>59804482
but I am a she haha
>>59804380
poleaboo was always a shit meme and it'll never be good
>>59804489
What do they look like prior to surgery?
>>59804487
I don't know :(
>>59804524
(you)
>>59804524
This gimmick has potential
>>59804472
>needs
it was "belongs to"
But you have a point
It was a Spiderman duvet
>>59804450
I often wore girl clothes
>>59804496
oh, no, I'll have to rest my router!
>>59804513
Cuz he's pregnant
>>59804506
More like it.
>>59804524
Nice may may
>he doesn't like girls that resemble little children
>must be autistic
think we could pressure him into posting his face? haha
>>59804545
rabbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7kQuMwGPA
Baiting government names innit
Post what you go by, and your government name.
>Stacks
>Jeremy Lopes
Literally never see the word prison in the media any more it's just 'jail' now.
Fucking americanisation.
>>59804592
>oh, no, I'll have to rest my router!
That's admitting to ban evading
>>59804548
wish i had somewhere other than /brit/ to ask for advice lmao
>>59804359
Yeah they were disgusting
Only one my mates could backstrap efficiently back in the day so i haven't seen it for a while
I dont smoke that much anymore tbqh
Really sick of seeing that irritating little faggot Tom Daley pop up everywhere.
>>59804513
Not always
Just need something to do with that hand and give the illusion that the dress fits properly (since men have different proportions to women)
>>59804380
>arse
Fuck off nigger.
>It was a Spiderman duvet
>>59804626
>gaol
>>59804445
Ahh yes indeed you cunt. Like I said I remember Craven and Lisicki, just that I didn't know the background of the picture. I know the pictures been shitposted around a lot, but I don't know it's history.
>>59804328
FONT
>>59804662
you need to fix your fucking shoulders and hands if you want any hope of not looking like a fat fucking paki
Also your skin
>>59804662
Show your face laa dont be shy
Even if its just to bottom half or something
>>59804380
Feel the same way
Jap pornstars with big tits, slim waists and natural looking faces get me off, even though they're maybe 1 in a 1000. But I feel literally zero attraction to any of these gooks or any other chinky tomboy race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g
>>59804644
>>59804662
What are you going to do about your face?
>>59804626
Makes me laugh when retards here post "FOY" not stop but then are happy using constructions like "pretty good" without even realising they're using an Americanisation
>>59804632
how did you have/almost have a gf if you don't have any friends that to ask?
can't imagine it
>>59804390
The Mail really is the worst rag.
>>59804524
Rasheed
>>59804689
Why don't you fuck off back to Karachi, you rotten fucking paki
>>59804757
Ottermode best mode
>>59804742
Maybe, still learning makeup and finding the right foundation match
>>59804760
Makeup
>Why don't you fuck off back to Karachi, you rotten fucking paki
>>59804763
All the jfs on /int/ do it too.
>'haha dude americans are so dumb cowabunga radical man'
>>59804157
Help lads please I need a link. I literally can't find one. I want to get out of this shithole country.
>>59804506
Scandi women really do nothing for me.
>>59804603
"On much of their criticism, the British are right," Sarkozy told Le Monde in an interview. "The peoples' estrangement from Europe is a major worry for all countries," he said, while underlining that he strongly opposed Britain quitting the EU.
"But Brexit or not, we'll need, in all scenarios, to deeply relaunch the European project, and that will have to be done through a treaty that France must initiate, from the summer of 2017," Sarkozy said.
Hopefully this means if we stay we might actually see some genuine reform
Mum bought me four Charles Tyrwhitt shirts for birthday lads.
Chuffed tbqh.
>>59804832
why to the falklands though
cocks
>>59804380
Congratulations, you are a heterosexual, mentally stable White male.
>>59804832
>Help lads please I need a link. I literally can't find one. I want to get out of this shithole country.
>>59804878
very good lad
>>59804774
we started talking at uni a while back, had a night out a couple of weeks ago during which she was very clingy and kissed me, have been talking on fb since then but now she randomly isnt replying lol
>>59804877
fuck off bender
>>59804763
Ya'll know nothing about the English language, yank.
>>59804883
>Comfy
>English
>Not EU
>Easy to go to
That's why lad. Now, you got a link?
>>59804921
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>>59804853
That's alright lad, I've found a hot babhi just for you
getting pissy with mother
going out
something about paki hands that make me feel sick
they're like those long, thin, wrinkly skinless sausages you can get
>>59804637
>I dont smoke that much anymore tbqh
my idol 2bh, i'm past the point of fully enjoying it but still smoke regularly out of habit and boredom
reminder that theresa may made slagposting illegal last week
watch your step lads
>>59804960
http://www.fig.gov.fk/figo/
have a gander I guess
Are we fedoraquoting any post above Key Stage 2 English now lads?
>>59804328
You you cunt that'll make you look clingy as fuck.
>Government make it that British people are completely reliant on police to look after them
>Theresa May slashes the police budget to within an inch of its life
I don't understand what they want us to do
>>59804757
diddy dick
>>59804985
FONT x
>vote leave or your mum will die
https://youtu.be/LtlGN8wVnis
could have gone to a lecture talk thing tonight that maisie was going to.
didnt though.
>>59804985
FONT
would you a paki?
>>59804853
Agreed desu, they're so fucking plain
>Are we fedoraquoting any post above Key Stage 2 English now lads?
want to get spit-roasted by 2 big-dicked shemales
>Heres the typical brexit voter:
>Man
>60 years or over
>tradesman
>no tertiary education
>lives in eastern England
>votes for ukip
lol
>>59804991
How about paki legs?
>>59805058
LMAO
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
>>59805044
No you cunt*
ffs
>>59805071
What's wrong with her eyes?
LET'S GO AN MURDER THEM THEN
>I don't understand what they want us to do
>could have gone to a lecture talk thing tonight that maisie was going to.
>>59805058
>emergency treatment for a fucking cough
fuck off
>>59805092
>Heres the typical pro-EU voter:
>A cuck
>>59804828
>>59805132
didnt though
>>59805044
okay but i have to get it sorted quick bc im supposed to be going to their house party this weekend but obviously im not going if she isnt even talking to me
>>59805094
fedoraposting has got completely out of hand, people are doing it at posts which aren't even remotely fedorable
pack it in
>>59805071
that one yes
>>59804991
it depends
Arab girls with cute delicate soft little hands covered in henna giving you a handjob is top tier
>>59805092
Why is cuckistan obsessing over us? We don't ever think about you.
>>59805048
>Within an inch of it's life
>>59805124
Based Euron
>>59805165
Don't send any more messages and go anyway 2bh
Whats the worst that can happen
>>59805071
paki or persian
very light skinned 3bh
>>59805138
not surprising desu
i was in a&e a while back, ended up behind some little shit with a sprained ankle
>>59805048
live in fear
that's what all [G]overnment's want of their serfs
>>59805071
Nope
Fuck off rasheed.
>Whatsapp showed her online 2 minutes after I sent message
>Message still unread
>She's been online a few times since then
>Still unread
>That was 1 hour 30 minutes ago
WOMEN ARE DIFFICULT, LADS.
Wish I wasn't this 'spergy... I should just send a second message.
>Whats the worst that can happen
this is actually an extremely negative phrase when you think about it
It encourages negative thinking
Whats a good alternative?
wagwan
>>59805196
fuck off shitskin
>>59805224
it would be awkward as fuck, her and her mate are the only ones i know (she's the only reason i got an invite) so id have no one to talk to lmao
>>59805289
what are the benefits
>>59805281
Muh chunky-fu
>>59805142
no the typical pro-EU/bremain voter is:
>female
>between 18-29 years of age
>middle class/ upper middle class
>administrative position
>lives in Scotland
>votes for the greens
>>59805289
don't spend your life wondering what could have happened
I really do find women of South Park attractive lads.
Their overall look and their voices especially, I don't know why but damn they turn me on. Shelley and Craigs mUm are my favourite. Shame there's no r34 of them.
>>59805335
Can't you just leave in that case?
If you don't know anyone no one will judge you for leaving right?
just playing the normies advocate btw
>>59805286
normies do other things besides sit at a computer desk all day, lad
if you just started messaging her, move on
if you talk regularly, send another message in a few hours
>>59805196
Oh look it's another paki with a ''Canadian'' flag
Poleaboo do you pray 5 times a day?
>>59805289
carpe diem
R8 my sammie lads
>toasted sourdough
>thin cut turkey breast
>thin cut honey ham
>mayo
>spicy brown mustard
>fresh cut lettuce
>>59805286
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>>59805425
>wang
Hahaha, nice.
>>59805289
embrace suffering instead of avoiding it
animals instinctually try to minimize suffering
Men work though it and grow stronger
think of an animal which bites off its own leg to escape from a trap vs a man who plays dead so he can kill the one who set the trap
*self defenestrates*
>>59805441
would eat 2bh
>>59805361
too long winded, also could put pressure on someone who is too nervous already imho.
On the right sort of tracks
>>59805340
too vague
>>59805436
too autistic
>>59805441
4/10
>>59805289
Is it though? It's flippant towards the 'worst case scenario' style of thinking. It's a humorous way of saying you're worrying too much. I think it's fine as it is.
>>59805441
batty boi plate 2bh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckfield
>>59805294
what up g
>>59805345
She should never have her hair back like that, it makes her look like she is balding.
>>59805382
pls understand that im extremely autistic and the thought of going even if she was talking to me is stressful for me
>>59805330
>>59805395
>being afraid of women
>not embracing pluralism
dude lmao
no wonder all the losers stayed home in their swamps instead of going to the colonies to fuck exotic qts
>>59805441
>paper plate
Why?
>>59805071
>Pakis spend thousands on invasive surgery, hair dyes and carcinogenic skin creams to try and look like White people
>In the end they're still ugly paki freaks
Looks like Conchita Wurst without the beard lmfao
She probably shaved it though the paki
>>59805124
>"I'm going to rebuild our fleet!"
>mild applause
>"Yeah, well, I'm going to rebuild an even bigger fleet!"
>thunderous applause
>"Yeah I killed the man who was my brother AND your king, but who cares lol, I have a plan to marry Daenerys even though none of you have the slightest fucking clue what she's doing or any way to know if such a plan would work"
>thunderous applause
>lmao let's go kill them!
>thunderous applause
>Theon and his sister get away even though they had far fewer supporters
>while they're sailing away, "lmao guise let's just build 1000 ships by next episode!"
>with all of the timber which is clearly readily available on the Iron Islands, even when IRL it's clearly completely impossible (Great Britain was constantly needing to import timber from the colonies in order to build its fleet, for example)
>"never mind that the Iron Islands are isolated and if the show made any sense the people would be living in poverty, let's just magically build 1000 ships lmao!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucking_stool
>>59805540
>it makes her look like she is balding
She is, dying your hair ginger for 6 years will do that
Thoughts?
>>59805485
>too vague
no its not. instead of focusing on the worst you focus on the best that could happen.
its called cognitive reframing. both can help lead to the same place but one has the added benefits of positive thinking.
>>59805441
>turkey and ham
>mayo and mustard
I bet you used shitty yank mustard too.
>>59805401
zero
Maybe once or twice a year for Eid prayers with my father and brother at a mosque
>>59805556
nigger what the fuck are u doing
>>59805507
I remember when this was posted and someone then edited it to have Owen Jones as a notable resident, then giving away his location to everyone. kek
>>59805485
Do whatever the fuck you wanna do
>>59805092
Tell me pplease Swedebro, what do Swedes think about the referendum, if at all. Also, please tell me that Swedes don't hate us, I love your country.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative
>>59805507
They're primarily UKIP and Tory voters, so ironically they're not cucks.
>>59805492
Not greasy enough for you m8?
>>59805551
Why not?
>>59805592
Nope, gourmet shit
>>59805570
>dishonest tradesmen
>jews are literal cucks
>>59805530
sup m8.
i wanna live in london. is that even possible anymore? so expensive
>>59805553
>>Pakis spend thousands on invasive surgery, hair dyes and carcinogenic skin creams to try and look like White people
>>In the end they're still ugly paki freaks
>
>Looks like Conchita Wurst without the beard lmfao
>She probably shaved it though the paki
how many of our dicks do you think aisha could take at once?
>>59805586
London is a parasite.
>>59805466
more on the right tracks I think
I think you shouldn't ignore the negatives entirely
>>59805502
To someone who is scared of going or just a negative thinker I don't think so
>>59805542
its okay lad you do you
>>59805591
mmm I know what you mean but it needs more colour to it
>>59805551
yanks can't do the washing up
>>59805586
Too much being spent in the North East
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucklington
>>59805603
Copypasting Beowulf, it's a great bit of prose even if pasting it onto /brit/ is a bit autismal
>>59805556
>This is what English looked like before it got cucked by French
>>59805640
>mfw yanks think mustard AND mayo isn't greasy as fuck
lel
>>59805586
If it's so high for the north-west, why is all our infrastructure so shit?
>>59805565
Rock ships dummy
with mud sails
>>59805565
It's a fun show but that was weird shit
They failed miserably at being conquerors, I would have thought the last thing they'd want is to try that shit again
>>59805592
The fact that he specified that the mustard was spicy as if that is unusual tells me he is using yank wank.
>>59805666
Mohammad's (PBUH)
>>59805652
why
>>59805707
Because its all going to that so called 'powerhouse'
>>59805640
>gourmet shit
I'm sure
>>59805681
>A bit
>>59805731
>>59805678
*cries*
ty for humouring me
reminder that poleaboo has NEVER posted a time stamped photo
anyone who takes him seriously is actually as mentally ill as he pretends to be
>>59805732
well maybe not london. but I like city.
>>59805678
>whats the best that could happen
literally the original but reframed.
>Buy £350 worth of clothes at ASOS.com
>Send it all back because I don't like them
Feel a bit bad, desu. Especially as I don't know how to fold shirts properly.
>>59805806
are there no cities in russia
>>59805792
He posted one earlier
>>59805681
>great bit of prose
>a bit autismal
Nigga he's posting it in Old fucking English.
>>59804763
>not using pretty good at every available opportunity
