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Freshly rolled spliff edition
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cara
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maisie
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i need a poo
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the gf
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please dont reply to him
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>The only attention he got was from an anonymous online imageboard
>He committed to the meme
>Changed his entire lifestyle just for (You)s
>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman so he doesn't eventually kill himself after taking hormone pills and chopping his dick off.
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>>59803911
I've literally come here everday for several hours for the past 3 years m80. I guess I'm just not autistic enough to keep up with internet nobodies. I do know who lisicki is though, I just didn't know that was a pic of him.
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>>59803968
Very good edition desu
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Just did a shitpost
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anyone else have loads of government paid for posters hanging off all the street lamps in their area telling them to register to vote for the eu election?

i feel like they've been targeted to areas where people are likely to vote remain, like student areas
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WELL WHY DON'T GET YOU GET OFF YOUR BACKSIDE, STOP SMOKING DOPE AND GO AND GET A JOB THEN?

NOW PARK YOUR BACKSIDE IT'S CALL THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW
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>>59804016
i recommend doing a poo lad. works wonders for that desu
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>>59804046
Nah you're chatting fucking shite stop pretending
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>>59804046
It's not
Lisicki is 190cm fag, that's Kev
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Bobby beale cant keep getting away with this
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>>59804042
Hey, I'm happy so there's nothing to mock

>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman
I've been crossdressing for over a decade
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>tfw JF living in England

>tfw had my passport interview today

>tfw my British passport will be issued with 4-10 working days

>tfw won't be affected by Brexit
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doing intermittent fasting

i only eat between 16:00 - 21:00
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>>59804046
why are you lying?
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do not reply to him I repeat do not reply to him
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Well good morning
Bit cold out
Irish Weather
Hopefully it'll warm up a bit
On my way home now from Dublin
Sixth time this week
erm yep
in Enfield service station now
gone see if i can get some food.
Dunno what rest of the day i'll do.
Just see how it goes
Talk you again
Bye.
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Lads I can't for the life of me find the Falkland Islands govt. immigration website. Help please.
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>>59804071
None at all

Quite a few people have vote leave posters up and someone covered their whole garage door with one

Farmer nearby has a massive ukip flag too
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>>59804046
>>59804093
This. Pictures of him used to be spammed constantly, if you came here every day you'd know.
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>>59804117
Where are you from?
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gf sent me this
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Anyone ever used whitening strips on their teeth?

I'd like whiter teeth and feel I've reached my natural limit but last time I used those strips I got really fucking painful shooting pains through my teeth.
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>>59804071
I live in a heavily remain area, I've seen none
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>>59804161
they are on every single street lamp down these 2 big roads in this very heavy student area where i am

i'll get a picture when i go outside next

>>59804196
fair
maybe low registration count or something too
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>59804117
>Gran is Irish
>Never been to Ireland
>Got an Irish passport

Kek
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reminder
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>>59803968
yer shite at rollin m8
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>>59804072
WHY DON'T YOU PUT SUMMING ON THE END OF IT!
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I'M GOING TO MARRY ELLIN
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>>59804216
good lad

>>59804173
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>>59804213
Fuck you too
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I can't imagine being a virgin, how awkward must you be in every day life lmao
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hold the phone
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>>59803968
Bad spliff tha laaa, get yourself some blue slims or some raws and learn to roll

Speakin of types of brucie lynns, does anyone remember those clear skins that were a bit of a fad like 8 years ago?
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>>59804093
>>59804143
>>59804172
Why the fuck would I talk shit on a Tibetan Pornographic Book? All I need to do is pretend to be a different poster and viola. Fucking autistic cunts keeping up on every detail of every cunt that comes here. I said I remembered Craven didn't I you twats.

>>59804104
Dont confuse me anymore pls.
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>>59804230
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it has now been approx 58 hours since i messaged her

no reply

q: do i message her mate asking what the fuck is going on?
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>>59804304

*holds it*
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>>59804260
you would become her full time social care worker
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>He tells himself he's happy
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>>59804279
What's behind the black box?
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I won't lie lads, I'm impressed by his devotion to the gimmick

Grudging respect
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>>59804278
It's incredibly unlikely that you would have been affected by brexit anyway if you're Irish.
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f35 has built in steps lids
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>>59804305
aha those were minging, always looked shit with any baki at all as well

is backstrapping still trendy?
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>>59804328
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>>59804260
Just doesn't do anything for me.

No tits, no arse, no defining facial features and they're always trying to be cute and qwerky. I doubt they even know how to act sexy and would probably be awkward as fuck.

Nope, not a fan of these Koreans.
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>>59804117
>won't be affected by Brexit
>Implying
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>>59804326
alri poleaboo
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>>59804328

take the hint you dense twat
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html

Sort by best rated comments, so much proper fucking butthurt it's glorious
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>>59804339
Just something embarrassing
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Was it a jack Russell? A Labrador? What about a vicious cocker spaniel?
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>>59804012
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>>59804260
>>59804380
Has proper puffy bits under her eyes like all other asians
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>>59804321
>I-I'm on here multiple hours every day for 3 years
>But who's kev?

Ahh yes
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>He changed his lifestyle for memes
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how do we get rid of these kpop spammers lads?
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>>59804393
ah yes, something more embarrassing than dressing up as a girl and holding up a sign saying "paki boypussy needs whitecock"
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>>59804388
Alri yourself

>>59804340
Respect to you too for having the courage to respect me in this hostile environment
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>YOU still think about HER
>SHE never thinks anymore about YOU
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>>59804377
is that a yes or no? :/
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>>59804441
Government issued plastic surgery
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Surely what poleaboo is doing counts as avatarfagging on any boards but >>>cgl/ and >>>/lgbt/

Can he be banned now
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>>59804380
Good lad, have some real women.
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Why does he always place his right hand over his gut when taking pictures?
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>>59804390
The turncoat mail.
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>>59804407
must be a feral chihuahua
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>>59804482
but I am a she haha
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>>59804380
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poleaboo was always a shit meme and it'll never be good
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>>59804489
What do they look like prior to surgery?
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>>59804487
I don't know :(
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>>59804524
(you)
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>>59804524
This gimmick has potential
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>>59804472
>needs
it was "belongs to"

But you have a point
It was a Spiderman duvet

>>59804450
I often wore girl clothes

>>59804496
oh, no, I'll have to rest my router!
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>>59804513
Cuz he's pregnant
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>>59804506
More like it.

>>59804524
Nice may may

>he doesn't like girls that resemble little children
>must be autistic
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think we could pressure him into posting his face? haha
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>>59804545
rabbits
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7kQuMwGPA
Baiting government names innit

Post what you go by, and your government name.

>Stacks
>Jeremy Lopes
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Literally never see the word prison in the media any more it's just 'jail' now.

Fucking americanisation.
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>>59804592
>oh, no, I'll have to rest my router!

That's admitting to ban evading
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>>59804548
wish i had somewhere other than /brit/ to ask for advice lmao
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>>59804359
Yeah they were disgusting

Only one my mates could backstrap efficiently back in the day so i haven't seen it for a while

I dont smoke that much anymore tbqh
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Really sick of seeing that irritating little faggot Tom Daley pop up everywhere.
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>>59804513
Not always

Just need something to do with that hand and give the illusion that the dress fits properly (since men have different proportions to women)
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>>59804380
>arse
Fuck off nigger.
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>It was a Spiderman duvet
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>>59804626
>gaol
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>>59804445
Ahh yes indeed you cunt. Like I said I remember Craven and Lisicki, just that I didn't know the background of the picture. I know the pictures been shitposted around a lot, but I don't know it's history.
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>>59804328
FONT
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>>59804662
you need to fix your fucking shoulders and hands if you want any hope of not looking like a fat fucking paki

Also your skin
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>>59804662
Show your face laa dont be shy

Even if its just to bottom half or something
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>>59804380
Feel the same way

Jap pornstars with big tits, slim waists and natural looking faces get me off, even though they're maybe 1 in a 1000. But I feel literally zero attraction to any of these gooks or any other chinky tomboy race.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g
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>>59804644
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>>59804662
What are you going to do about your face?
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>>59804626
Makes me laugh when retards here post "FOY" not stop but then are happy using constructions like "pretty good" without even realising they're using an Americanisation
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>>59804632
how did you have/almost have a gf if you don't have any friends that to ask?

can't imagine it
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>>59804390
The Mail really is the worst rag.
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>>59804524
Rasheed
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>>59804689
Why don't you fuck off back to Karachi, you rotten fucking paki
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>>59804757
Ottermode best mode
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>>59804742
Maybe, still learning makeup and finding the right foundation match

>>59804760
Makeup
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>Why don't you fuck off back to Karachi, you rotten fucking paki
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>>59804763
All the jfs on /int/ do it too.
>'haha dude americans are so dumb cowabunga radical man'
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>>59804157
Help lads please I need a link. I literally can't find one. I want to get out of this shithole country.
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>>59804506
Scandi women really do nothing for me.
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>>59804603
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"On much of their criticism, the British are right," Sarkozy told Le Monde in an interview. "The peoples' estrangement from Europe is a major worry for all countries," he said, while underlining that he strongly opposed Britain quitting the EU.
"But Brexit or not, we'll need, in all scenarios, to deeply relaunch the European project, and that will have to be done through a treaty that France must initiate, from the summer of 2017," Sarkozy said.

Hopefully this means if we stay we might actually see some genuine reform
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Mum bought me four Charles Tyrwhitt shirts for birthday lads.

Chuffed tbqh.
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>>59804832
why to the falklands though
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cocks
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>>59804380
Congratulations, you are a heterosexual, mentally stable White male.
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>>59804832
>Help lads please I need a link. I literally can't find one. I want to get out of this shithole country.
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>>59804878
very good lad
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>>59804774
we started talking at uni a while back, had a night out a couple of weeks ago during which she was very clingy and kissed me, have been talking on fb since then but now she randomly isnt replying lol
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>>59804877
fuck off bender
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>>59804763
Ya'll know nothing about the English language, yank.
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>>59804883
>Comfy
>English
>Not EU
>Easy to go to

That's why lad. Now, you got a link?
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>>59804921
FONT
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>>59804853
That's alright lad, I've found a hot babhi just for you
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getting pissy with mother
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going out
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something about paki hands that make me feel sick

they're like those long, thin, wrinkly skinless sausages you can get
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>>59804637
>I dont smoke that much anymore tbqh

my idol 2bh, i'm past the point of fully enjoying it but still smoke regularly out of habit and boredom
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reminder that theresa may made slagposting illegal last week

watch your step lads
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>>59804960
http://www.fig.gov.fk/figo/

have a gander I guess
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Are we fedoraquoting any post above Key Stage 2 English now lads?
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>>59804328
You you cunt that'll make you look clingy as fuck.
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>Government make it that British people are completely reliant on police to look after them
>Theresa May slashes the police budget to within an inch of its life

I don't understand what they want us to do
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>>59804757
diddy dick
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>>59804985
FONT x
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>vote leave or your mum will die

https://youtu.be/LtlGN8wVnis
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could have gone to a lecture talk thing tonight that maisie was going to.

didnt though.
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>>59804985
FONT
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would you a paki?
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>>59804853
Agreed desu, they're so fucking plain
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>Are we fedoraquoting any post above Key Stage 2 English now lads?
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want to get spit-roasted by 2 big-dicked shemales
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>Heres the typical brexit voter:

>Man
>60 years or over
>tradesman
>no tertiary education
>lives in eastern England
>votes for ukip

lol
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>>59804991
How about paki legs?
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>>59805058
LMAO
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BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
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>>59805044
No you cunt*
ffs
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>>59805071
What's wrong with her eyes?
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LET'S GO AN MURDER THEM THEN
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>I don't understand what they want us to do
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>could have gone to a lecture talk thing tonight that maisie was going to.
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>>59805058
>emergency treatment for a fucking cough

fuck off
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>>59805092
>Heres the typical pro-EU voter:
>A cuck
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>>59804828
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>>59805132

didnt though
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>>59805044
okay but i have to get it sorted quick bc im supposed to be going to their house party this weekend but obviously im not going if she isnt even talking to me
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>>59805094
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fedoraposting has got completely out of hand, people are doing it at posts which aren't even remotely fedorable

pack it in
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>>59805071
that one yes
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>>59804991
it depends
Arab girls with cute delicate soft little hands covered in henna giving you a handjob is top tier
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>>59805092
Why is cuckistan obsessing over us? We don't ever think about you.
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>>59805048
>Within an inch of it's life
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>>59805124
Based Euron
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>>59805165
Don't send any more messages and go anyway 2bh

Whats the worst that can happen
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>>59805071
paki or persian
very light skinned 3bh
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>>59805138
not surprising desu
i was in a&e a while back, ended up behind some little shit with a sprained ankle
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>>59805048
live in fear
that's what all [G]overnment's want of their serfs
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>>59805071
Nope

Fuck off rasheed.
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>Whatsapp showed her online 2 minutes after I sent message
>Message still unread
>She's been online a few times since then
>Still unread
>That was 1 hour 30 minutes ago

WOMEN ARE DIFFICULT, LADS.

Wish I wasn't this 'spergy... I should just send a second message.
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>Whats the worst that can happen

this is actually an extremely negative phrase when you think about it

It encourages negative thinking

Whats a good alternative?
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wagwan
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>>59805196
fuck off shitskin
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>>59805224
it would be awkward as fuck, her and her mate are the only ones i know (she's the only reason i got an invite) so id have no one to talk to lmao
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>>59805289
what are the benefits
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>>59805281
Muh chunky-fu
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>>59805142
no the typical pro-EU/bremain voter is:

>female
>between 18-29 years of age
>middle class/ upper middle class
>administrative position
>lives in Scotland
>votes for the greens
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>>59805289
don't spend your life wondering what could have happened
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I really do find women of South Park attractive lads.

Their overall look and their voices especially, I don't know why but damn they turn me on. Shelley and Craigs mUm are my favourite. Shame there's no r34 of them.
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>>59805335
Can't you just leave in that case?

If you don't know anyone no one will judge you for leaving right?

just playing the normies advocate btw
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>>59805286
normies do other things besides sit at a computer desk all day, lad
if you just started messaging her, move on
if you talk regularly, send another message in a few hours
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>>59805196
Oh look it's another paki with a ''Canadian'' flag
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Poleaboo do you pray 5 times a day?
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>>59805289
carpe diem
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R8 my sammie lads
>toasted sourdough
>thin cut turkey breast
>thin cut honey ham
>mayo
>spicy brown mustard
>fresh cut lettuce
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>>59805286
FONT
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>>59805425
>wang

Hahaha, nice.
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>>59805289
embrace suffering instead of avoiding it

animals instinctually try to minimize suffering
Men work though it and grow stronger

think of an animal which bites off its own leg to escape from a trap vs a man who plays dead so he can kill the one who set the trap
>>
*self defenestrates*
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>>59805441
would eat 2bh
>>
>>59805361
too long winded, also could put pressure on someone who is too nervous already imho.
On the right sort of tracks

>>59805340
too vague

>>59805436
too autistic
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>>59805441
4/10
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>>59805289
Is it though? It's flippant towards the 'worst case scenario' style of thinking. It's a humorous way of saying you're worrying too much. I think it's fine as it is.
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>>59805441
batty boi plate 2bh
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>>59805294
what up g
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>>59805345
She should never have her hair back like that, it makes her look like she is balding.
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>>59805382
pls understand that im extremely autistic and the thought of going even if she was talking to me is stressful for me
>>
>>59805330
>>59805395
>being afraid of women
>not embracing pluralism
dude lmao
no wonder all the losers stayed home in their swamps instead of going to the colonies to fuck exotic qts
>>
>>59805441
>paper plate
Why?
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>>59805071
>Pakis spend thousands on invasive surgery, hair dyes and carcinogenic skin creams to try and look like White people
>In the end they're still ugly paki freaks

Looks like Conchita Wurst without the beard lmfao
She probably shaved it though the paki
>>
>>59805124
>"I'm going to rebuild our fleet!"
>mild applause
>"Yeah, well, I'm going to rebuild an even bigger fleet!"
>thunderous applause

>"Yeah I killed the man who was my brother AND your king, but who cares lol, I have a plan to marry Daenerys even though none of you have the slightest fucking clue what she's doing or any way to know if such a plan would work"
>thunderous applause

>lmao let's go kill them!
>thunderous applause

>Theon and his sister get away even though they had far fewer supporters
>while they're sailing away, "lmao guise let's just build 1000 ships by next episode!"
>with all of the timber which is clearly readily available on the Iron Islands, even when IRL it's clearly completely impossible (Great Britain was constantly needing to import timber from the colonies in order to build its fleet, for example)
>"never mind that the Iron Islands are isolated and if the show made any sense the people would be living in poverty, let's just magically build 1000 ships lmao!"
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>>59805540
>it makes her look like she is balding

She is, dying your hair ginger for 6 years will do that
>>
Thoughts?
>>
>>59805485

>too vague

no its not. instead of focusing on the worst you focus on the best that could happen.

its called cognitive reframing. both can help lead to the same place but one has the added benefits of positive thinking.
>>
>>59805441
>turkey and ham
>mayo and mustard

I bet you used shitty yank mustard too.
>>
>>59805401
zero

Maybe once or twice a year for Eid prayers with my father and brother at a mosque
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>>59805556
nigger what the fuck are u doing
>>
>>59805507
I remember when this was posted and someone then edited it to have Owen Jones as a notable resident, then giving away his location to everyone. kek
>>
>>59805485
Do whatever the fuck you wanna do
>>
>>59805092
Tell me pplease Swedebro, what do Swedes think about the referendum, if at all. Also, please tell me that Swedes don't hate us, I love your country.
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>>59805507

They're primarily UKIP and Tory voters, so ironically they're not cucks.
>>
>>59805492
Not greasy enough for you m8?

>>59805551
Why not?

>>59805592
Nope, gourmet shit
>>
>>59805570
>dishonest tradesmen
>jews are literal cucks
>>
>>59805530
sup m8.
i wanna live in london. is that even possible anymore? so expensive
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>>59805553
>>Pakis spend thousands on invasive surgery, hair dyes and carcinogenic skin creams to try and look like White people
>>In the end they're still ugly paki freaks
>
>Looks like Conchita Wurst without the beard lmfao
>She probably shaved it though the paki
>>
how many of our dicks do you think aisha could take at once?
>>
>>59805586
London is a parasite.
>>
>>59805466
more on the right tracks I think

I think you shouldn't ignore the negatives entirely

>>59805502
To someone who is scared of going or just a negative thinker I don't think so

>>59805542
its okay lad you do you

>>59805591
mmm I know what you mean but it needs more colour to it

>>59805551
yanks can't do the washing up
>>
>>59805586
Too much being spent in the North East
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>>59805603
Copypasting Beowulf, it's a great bit of prose even if pasting it onto /brit/ is a bit autismal
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>>59805556
>This is what English looked like before it got cucked by French
>>
>>59805640

>mfw yanks think mustard AND mayo isn't greasy as fuck

lel
>>
>>59805586
If it's so high for the north-west, why is all our infrastructure so shit?
>>
>>59805565
Rock ships dummy
with mud sails
>>
>>59805565
It's a fun show but that was weird shit

They failed miserably at being conquerors, I would have thought the last thing they'd want is to try that shit again
>>
>>59805592
The fact that he specified that the mustard was spicy as if that is unusual tells me he is using yank wank.
>>
>>59805666
Mohammad's (PBUH)
>>
>>59805652
why
>>
>>59805707
Because its all going to that so called 'powerhouse'
>>
>>59805640
>gourmet shit

I'm sure
>>
>>59805681
>A bit
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>>59805731
>>
>>59805678
*cries*
ty for humouring me
>>
reminder that poleaboo has NEVER posted a time stamped photo
anyone who takes him seriously is actually as mentally ill as he pretends to be
>>
>>
>>59805732
well maybe not london. but I like city.
>>
>>59805678

>whats the best that could happen

literally the original but reframed.
>>
>Buy £350 worth of clothes at ASOS.com
>Send it all back because I don't like them

Feel a bit bad, desu. Especially as I don't know how to fold shirts properly.
>>
>>59805806
are there no cities in russia
>>
>>59805792
He posted one earlier
>>
>>59805681
>great bit of prose
>a bit autismal

Nigga he's posting it in Old fucking English.
>>
>>59804763
>not using pretty good at every available opportunity
>>
>>59805834
>£350 on shit quality clothes
just send me the money
>>
eating arse lads
>>
>>59805678
You can get that under control with will power and practice. If you say you can't you're showing that negative thinking patterns are harmful to even the idea improving you're life. You should at least try for a while, my life got much better, genuinely. It's still not great but it's better.
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>>59805806
try scotland
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>>Buy £350 worth of clothes at ASOS.com
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>>59805821
Going to have to draw a weird diagram to explain why I still think this is a negative phrase so I can't be bothered
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBweBGLcRFw
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>>59804359
What's backstrapping?
>>
Just knocked up some chicken pasta

What do you lads think about that
>>
>>59805795
Let Ireland have their shit back then. We'll look great globally and save a few quid too.
>>
whish I could learn to recite Beowulf in old English

the Iliad as well but that's even harder
I can't read Greek either, only Latin
>>
>>59803968
Is this your first time trying to roll a spliff?

also, water bong masterace
>>
>Bought flat for £90K two years ago
>Almost identical flat on the market for £130K

Haha. The housing market is such a fucking scam.
>>
>>59805614
Our media is shilling a bit for Bremain, I guess, as the Brexit campaign is associated with Ukip. Don't know what my countrymen think of the referendum, but we like your country.
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>>59805806
Cities in England are shit m8, full of pakis, africans and other eastern euros.

You wouldn't integrate.
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>>59805946
Sell it before the big crash lad
Happening soon I swear it
>>
>>59805935
Wow, this guy just solved the decades of sectarian strife in Northern Ireland in one post! Quick, everyone applaud him!
>>
who else /straightouttacompton/?
>>
>>59805936
Nigga just stop and kys
>>
>>59805946
fuck off tory prick
>>
>>59805943
How many bongs o'clock is water bong?
>>
>>59805976
>Russia
>Eastern Euros
He'll be fine
>>
>>
>>59805970
Our healthcare is an abomination though 90% of the time

wish we had the French system
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>>59805680
>there are people in this thread who live in Cucklington
>>
I admit it, I'm a Jew
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>>59806015
>devon
>>
>>59805586
All of London's is financed by its own revenues desu
>>
>>59805906
Not saying that negative thinking is a bad thing but if you are trying to encourage someone to do something I don't think its a particularly helpful phrase to a lot of people (or maybe just people like me)

Obviously to overcome negative thoughts you have to acknowledge them, but you've got to get in the boat before you can paddle
>>
http://order-order.com/2016/05/23/nus-chief-executive-paid-five-times-average-graduate/

Ah yes
Glad my uni is also holding a referendum against the NUS
Fuck them, hope all unis disaffiliate and they disband
>>
>>59805935
Holy shit lad. You're a fucking genius. Lads, he fucking solved it. Just give Northern Ireland back and everything's sorted. Wow lad. You're the smartest man in the world.
>>
>>59805839
what? you don't want me to come to england or something?
>>59805911
scotland seems interesting. is the job market ok?
sorry for asking lazy questions. just feel like chillin in brit instead of doing actual research right now lol
>>
>>59805720
the books' and the show's writing in regards to people such as the Iron Islanders and the Dothraki is simply terrible. It's funny that fatman claims to want to "steer away from typical fantasy and represent a more realistic approach where nothing is black-and-white", and yet on this issue (as with many others) this is exactly what he's done. He took the normie-meme approach of thinking that you can just have entire peoples which are just stereotypes of themselves because of their "le warrrior spirit!!". It's like fatman actually unironically thought the common misconceptions about Vikings, Mongols, Iroquois, etc. were true, and he applied them in a ridiculous fashion to many people in the show. In reality, all of those people cared about first and foremost was trade and money. Which isn't surprising, because every people throughout all of history have always just sought possessions/money/etc.

It's ridiculous how bad the writing is in this regard.
>>
>>59806001

People have been saying that for years. There's an entire community built around attempting to guess when the house market is going to crash.

www.housepricecrash.co.uk

It's over a decade old, and people are still attempting to call it.

There's no end in sight.
>>
>>59806056
Likewise. It's never going to get reformed over here though
>>
Why don't some of you lads just go on the undateables

Some of them get laid
>>
>>59806078
yeh?
>>
Tru the man, Tru the man, Tru to my nigga, Tru religion, Buddha man
My money stand tall like Ludacris afro and I swear I'm a shoot with that
I just hit for 9 birds, what I'm a do with that?
Pull up on the curb, then you hop out and be through with that
I'm so fresh like dish detergent, if you not fresh she so through with that
If you are a nerd, everything here you not cool with that
>>
>>59806055
>nominal figures

useless
>>
>LvG sacked by MU as Mourinho waits
Wew lads
An even bigger shit show is going down next year lads
>>
>>59806124
I know I was memeing
>>
>>59806015
>Gropers Lane

Did you know that every street that has Grope in it is all but guaranteed to have been called Gropecunt Lane way back?
>>
>>59806009
Most Brits are barely aware Northern Ireland is still part of the UK. Those that do couldn't give a shit.
Let the Paddies sort that shit out. We don't need it anymore.
>>
friendly reminder to fuck off im the official swedish poster of brit
>>
>>59806050
As I said, he won't integrate.
>>
>>59806131
because I still possess self-respect
>>
>>59806080
It sucks talent and money from the rest of he country then doesn't share profit
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Ngl lads quite scared of these new antibiotic resistance bacteria
>>
>>59806164
fuck off
>>
>>59806131
Because I prefer being myself
>>
>>59806221
rude desu
>>
>>59806161
Yep. It really is THAT easy. The loyalists will be overjoyed! You're a fucking genius
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need two witnesses for signing the new house's rent agreement
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>>59805928
backwards rolling? you put the weed on the other side of the paper so usually where you'd tuck the edge is where the gum is, so you lick that and cut/burn the rest of it off so you end up with less paper. arrows are pointing at where the gum would be
>>
>>59806205
>then doesn't share profit
But it does senpai, London pays way more in tax than the rest of the country
>>
>>59806260
I'll be one lad
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>>59806216
blame the gummint and chinks
t. doctor
>>
>>59806216
why? are you old enough for it to be a worry?
>>
>>59806205
>It sucks talent and money from the rest of he country then doesn't share profit

except it does, London makes so much money it could literally scrap income tax entirely if it was independent
>>
>>59805931
Should have put something on the end of it
>>
>>59806147
>Van Laal
>>
okay cunt that was the limit

see you at the pölse shop at 2pm tomorrow
>>
>>59806124
whats that base rate and decision stuff about?

http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/base-rates.php

this page
>>
>>59806260
WITNESSED
>>
>>59806172
They don't need to, they'll be given their own ghetto areas where they'll spawn until they overrun the locals as always
>>
>>59806155
have you seen that book, "far from dull"

got some banterous place names in
>>
>>59806081
The people who have said it to me have always said in a joking way, as if imagine your actions lead to nuclear war etc. it helped me relax in a way I can't explain but I think I see where you're coming from now. It's not snappy but I always thought 'imagine the worst case scenario and the best case scenario and mix them together and you won't be far off'
>>
Lads is there a full list of Americanisms out there? I want to fully cleanse my tongue of disgusting Yank nomenclature. Today I found out that Jr is the Americunt abbreviation of Junior, and the British one is Jnr, I felt like such a fucking sham.
>>
>>59806293
will the bacteria want to see my I.D ?
>>
>>59806329
interest rates set by central banks
>>
Going® To® Watch® Game® Of® Thrones® Now® Lads®
>>
>>59806355
best one near me is indian queens tbqh
>>
>>59806370
Oh right

Thought it was something directly house related
>>
>paying rent

lol cucks
>>
>>59806320
>swedes call sausages "korv"

howling
>>
>jfs
>>
>>59806161
You're right lad! Giving Northern Ireland back to Ireland won't cause any issues at all! Remember how the Loyalists in NI reacted when the government took down a single fucking Union Flag? They couldn't contain their joy!
>>
>>59806368
what's wrong with Americanisms?
>>
>>59806242
Those 'loyalists' are animals and cost millions yearly with their 'fleg' protests and marching and shit.
Ireland for the Irish. We need to had it back. The loyalists need to grow up.
>>
>>59806409
tory cunt
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>>59806420
>what's wrong with Americanisms?
>>
>invest loads of money in London and not elsewhere
>London ends up making more more
>Invest that money mostly into london

Yes very good...
>>
>>59806420
They remind Brits and us, of our growing irrelevancy.
>>
>>59806378
think hodor dies
>>
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>>59806161
All of this happiness caused by the removal of a single flag! The only logical step is to give away the country too. Right lad?
>>
>>59806161
IF YOU TAKE YOUR FUCKING UNIONIST PALS BACK OR LET US KILL THEM WE'LL BE FUCKING SWEET FOR THAT DEAL
>>
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thoughts?
>>
>>59806431
yes the loyalists just need to grow up and accept their country being given away to people they hate!
>>
>>59806525
a national treasure

sort of jealous to be honest
>>
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>>59806489
>We waz Kangz
>>
When we heard this, we were delighted. We had become gloomy because of what we said earlier. But when he saw us happy, he said,

“Shame on you who are in need of an advocate.

“Shame on you who stand in need of grace.

“Blessings will be on those who have spoken out and acquired grace for themselves.

“Compare yourselves to foreigners. How are they viewed in your city? Why are you anxious to banish yourselves on your own and distance yourselves from your city? Why abandon your dwelling on your own and make it available for those who want to live in it? O you exiles and runaways, shame on you. You will be captured.

“Or maybe you think that the father is a lover of people, or that he is won over by prayers, or that he is gracious to one because of another, or that he tolerates whoever is seeking?

“He knows about desire and what the flesh needs. Does it not desire the soul? The body does not sin apart from the soul just as the soul is not saved apart from the spirit. But if the soul is saved from evil and the spirit too is saved, the body becomes sinless. The spirit animates the soul but the body kills it. The soul kills itself.

“I tell you the truth, he will never forgive the sin of the soul or the guilt of the flesh, for none of those who have worn the flesh will be saved. Do you think that many have found the kingdom of heaven?

“Blessings on one who has seen oneself as a fourth one in heaven.”
>>
>>59806393
>indian queens
not sure if you're just trying to make me search for indian queens on google. gonna do it anyway though. and i grew up near beer haha
>>
>>59806525
The greatest beauty of our age
>>
>>59806420
It's proper cucky to be influenced by a fucking colony to the point where we're speaking and spelling like you.

In about 20 years there will be no difference and we'll officially be the 51st state.
>>
>>59806329

The base rate is essentially the minimum interest rate set by the central banks. Ours is the Bank of England, who has set it at 0.5%.

This means banks can borrow money from the Bank of England at that rate, and lend it out.

So if that's low, then you can get loans for cheap.

It's currently really low at 0.5%.. It's extremely unusual.

This means people can afford to borrow more money, however when the BoE base rate climbs, stuff like remortgaging will get more expensive which could cause people to struggle.

It's the elephant in the room when it comes to our housing market.
>>
>>59806511
It's Ireland. We had to hand over Hong Kong too. Shits another country lad.
>>
reminder to get out you cunt
>>
>>59806605
>>59806605
>>59806605
>>
>>59806521
>Giving the last bastion of right wing, white, no gays allowed nationalism to a fucking socialist country that VOTED for fags and invites niggers in and even has a fucking mosque
>>
>>59806525
Would love to penetrate and jizz on 2bh

>>59806561
Brits literally were kings 2bf
>>
>>59806360
Different methods of approaching problems and thinking about things desu
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>>59806525
>>
>>59806525

Literal hobbit.

(I fucking hate the captchas where the tiles disappear over and over.)
>>
>>59806268
Oh right I know someone that does that desu, he's pretty good at it
>>
>>59804621
What the fuck is this cancerous shit? Is this what britain has become?
>>
>>59806485
Don't try and use logic on them, Londonistan must always come first.
>>
>>59806525
OYSTERS
>>
>>59803968
If you're gonna put tobacco in your joints you might as well just smoke blunts like civilized cultures do
>>
>>59804621
hate.
>>
I love you homos.
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