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Azusa and Yui edition
cara
I make friends with girl by offering them food. It has yet to fail me.
Why do I always get so ravenous and horny after I've been to the gym?
Literally rip my cock off watching europorn afterwards.
crayon pop
very good thread
Ritsu
>>59800894
resuming arrogant student life for a year then who knows, hopefully working for DFID lel
>>59800935
know it's a bit of a meme but i've heard berlin is actually live and worth a visit. What you hoping for a masters in? is it true that like almost all undergrads in denmark go onto do a masters?
Starting a business lads the days of wagecucking are over
growing a new penis currently
my transfused gecko blood is doing well
>>59800983
Boosts your testosterone.
>>59800939
she's stunning here caralad
>>59800983
Testosterone gets pumping don't it?
>>59801021
nice.
What do you lads think about my voting style:
Labour PM who loves Britain > Conservative PM who loves Britain (Attlee > Thatcher)
Conservative PM who Loves Britain > Labour PM who Hates Britain (Thatcher > Corbyn)
Conservative PM who Hates Britain > Labour PM who hates Britain (Cameron > Corbyn)
I would vote for UKIP if we actually had a good system though.
>>59801007
i've been there a bunch of times it's great
>is it true that like almost all undergrads in denmark go onto do a masters?
yes, and you have literally no hope of a (degree relevant) job unless you do a masters
i'm doing finance
>>59800930
/brit/ in a nutshell everyone
>>59801077
>David Cameron hates Britain
>>59801021
The F16 makes me erect.
Listening to this on loop desu lads.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXjIy0XQGi4
>>59801084
Goo ruck girigiri I I rike u
>>59801114
not even remotely funny
>>59801086
>finance
hardcore, aren't you a bit lefty to become a wall street fatcat? mucho respect anyway, i tried an accounting course for first years this year and it was literally solid
and about the masters thing, it's sorta sad imo, wish you could provide education out of tax revenue without making them seem literally free e.g. worthless
>>59801026
>>59801052
Ah.
Pretty new to this, only been going just over a month.
Does it stick around? Do I get to become HIGH TEST?
>>59801077
Simply wrong.
>>59801077
>Jeremy corbyn h...
Yeah, fair one
>>59801200
Would get 1000 upvotes on reddit, it's packaged and ready to go
>David Cameron and Osbourne are stating that the economy will be worse after brexit
>Every newspaper is plastering this on their front page
Brexit is over lads it's not happening.
>What do you lads think about my voting style:
>Labour PM who loves Britain > Conservative PM who loves Britain (Attlee > Thatcher)
>Conservative PM who Loves Britain > Labour PM who Hates Britain (Thatcher > Corbyn)
>Conservative PM who Hates Britain > Labour PM who hates Britain (Cameron > Corbyn)
>I would vote for UKIP if we actually had a good system though.
just called someone racist in greggs lads
>>59801122
Yes he does. All he cares about is his money and his chums, that's why he wants us in EU. Cameron is a shame to the Conservative Party; in no way deserving of being Thatchers legacy. Borris is great though.
>>59801097
Poleaboo apparently
>>59801189
girls girl on top
>Yes he does. All he cares about is his money and his chums, that's why he wants us in EU. Cameron is a shame to the Conservative Party; in no way deserving of being Thatchers legacy. Borris is great though.
>>59801287
>le boris is great because he wants brexit
>le actual competent politician is bad because he wants bremain
nah, not sure i agree
>>59801285
what happened
>>59801299
she's minging
>>59801287
>he actually thinks Boris wants us out of the EU and isn't just using it to further his career
>the poleboo meme still hasn't died
>>59801349
she's pretty in that photo at least
>>59801341
i called someone racist in greggs
Love this not linking to other posts and just copying them with a fedora gimmick lads.
Honestly my third favourite /brit/ gimmick.
>le boris is great because he wants brexit
>le actual competent politician is bad because he wants bremain
>nah, not sure i agree
>>59801224
>>59801235
He's decent as a person, he just hates Britain. That's why I would never vote for him.
>>59801206
nah
i'm much more centrist now than i was in first year i think
>wish you could provide education out of tax revenue without making them seem literally free e.g. worthless
yeah right now when you apply you're competing with a bunch of people with masters degrees and unless you know someone or something you have no chance with just a bachelors
>>59801387
but why
Alesha Dixon has her tits out on BGT
>>59801356
The writers are getting desperate
The trans arc is pure pandering
>>59801385
well
>>59801218
>Does it stick around
If you lift regularly, you'll feel good and confidant
>Do I get to become HIGH TEST
Dunno, I think it depends on how your body produces testosterone and what you do before/after working out to supplement your body
I could be wrong though
Socialist libertarian here lads
>>59801461
well what? normally she does look like a rottweiler chewing a bumblebee i'll give you that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtNRwTl1sRk
Why didn't you listen?
got the DWP up my arse
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/school-bomb-scare-thousands-uk-pupils-evacuated-after-caller-threatens-behead-children-a7043456.html
>School bomb scare: Thousands of UK pupils evacuated as caller threatens to 'behead children
Bet it was those bloody Christians again
Azusa
>>59801512
Good lad.
POLITICS OUT!
>>59801422
>i'm much more centrist now than i was in first year i think
iktf, spent whole of first year reee-ing at academic economics, have tried to give up hating things without really understanding them aha
>>59801337
I didn't say he was great because he wants Brexit. He's great because he genuinely love Britain. You can keep us in the EU and still love Britain though (Thatcher).
>>59801352
So you've got a bunch of reaction images of Ozzy, you sad pathetic cunt. What I want to know is if you have any pics of him snorting coke.
>>59801576
wouldn't mind that x
>>59801583
wait he was going to behead them with a bomb?
>>59801512
These are what I get on compass tests.
TW: gore
>>59801282
>>59801332
>>59801414
kill yourself my man
>>59801554
>Hitler wanted peace not war
>invades poland
Ahh yes
if you don't reply to me, you will get hit by a bus tomorrow, but it won't kill you
Why did leftism fall so hard for the identify politics / multiculturalism meme?
Original leftism was pretty racist.
>>59801443
he was being racist
>>59801583
It was probably just some autistic mong doing it because he thinks it's funny.
>>59801628
Thatcher wanted us to leave the EU and join NAFTA
Ghost was on last night lads. Simply can't get my head around the fact that Patrick Swayze is dead. And Michael Jackson. Genuinely now have to think about which celebrities are dead and who's still alive. Makes me feel old. I guess this is how it is. Slowly everyone you grew up with will disappear, You'll see something cool or funny and think "X would really love that" and then the realisation hits you. X is dead. How depressing will that be?
did a cheeky wank in the toilets yesterday at work
>>59801689
DIdn't watch the video did you?
go to >>>/pol/ if you want to talk about politics.
Anyone know if he actually sent in it?
>>59801605
Srsly wtf?
Talk about football during the Europa League Final and all the Kpop/politico fags sperg out
>t-take that to /sp/
>football isn't British culture
>I find Asians attractive
Bitchniggas for real
Why is my bank promoting interracial gay marriage?
>>59801708
>pretty racist.
You mean completely normal well adjusted people not intent on cultural suicide?
>>59801645
its doable but tricky to get it right first time.
>>59801712
in greggs?
>>59801737
Too many yanks
>>59801719
Except she didn't. She realised that the EU was potentially beneficial for Britain; that's why she fought tooth and nail securing a better deal for us, unlike Cameron.
>>59801775
Britain is a gay country.
>>59801775
go to >>>/biz/ if you want to talk about banking
go to >>>/lgbt/ if you want to talk about gay marriage
>>59801762
Kek
we put the click on the 24 track which was then synced to the moog modular
Where my seolmates at?
>>59801776
Pretentious post desu
does ignoring a girl's messages make her like you?
>>59801825
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2002/mar/18/uk.eu
>Lady Thatcher last night reignited the Conservative debate on Europe by calling for Britain to start the process of withdrawing from the European Union, saying the institution was "fundamentally unreformable".
>In her book Lady Thatcher calls for Britain to join the North Atlantic Free Trade Agreement (Nafta), a decision that would be seen by the EU as incompatible with membership of the 15-strong European single market.
>>59801842
go to >>>/adv/ if you want to give people advice
>>59801775
Because it's hot.
finished my degree and I'm fucking wellied
wahey
>>59800930
>>59800930
hey lads come chat, no continentals allowed tho
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int#General
Lads
>>59801904
good lad
finished 2nd year
not going back next year though haha
>>59801877
Don't ignore them all, but yeah. In my experience if you ignore one every now and then it gets them wondering why you didn't reply and they're constantly thinking about you.
>>59801873
This one is fucking off out, got stuff going on know what I mean
>Discover a type of art I'm good at and enjoy
>It's something you can only really do a few times
>>59801737
Yeah, and while we're at it go to >/a/ to discuss anime. We know it's never going to happen lad.
>>59801904
Wish I was still at uni tbqh I'd put so much more effort in because looking back the hours I did were nothing compared to actually working.
>>59801812
yeah it was in greggs
>Women who resemble blood elves
Why yes, I do have an urge to impregnate
>>59801960
whats that then
I feel unfulfilled, no sense of purpose, constantly bored, I hate that I have no ambition, no passions or hobbies. I just feel like a dead vessel.
Wow why are labour such shit Lords?!?!
>>59801898
haha gottem
>>59801887
who is this nut butter gutter
>>59801775
whats the next step in their master plan?
>>59802055
Aquascaping
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYvffYsiRh8
>>59802119
ariel winter desu
Tinder lad here, 18 year old who's competing in miss England this year wants me to come over for cuddles and to watch a film. No joke
>>59802089
>What will Eddie Izzard do?
probably just put the gender on his passport like it says?
>>59801887
link to set pls?
I've made three belting posts this evening and only received an average of 0.333333 recurring (you)s
Please address this immediately
>>59802119
The big boob girl from Modern Family
Something Winter?
>>59802085
Get a job and you can feel all of this while having a bit more disposable income and a lot less time
Can any of you lads explain how our nations most Socialist government in history also did the most in combating Communism?
It don't make a lick of sense to me.
>>59802155
Post pics
>>59802171
But I do have a job
>>59802131
gay trans racial marriage
>>59802162
http://imgur.com/a/2XNql
lost the cord for my playstation lads
it's annoying because i know exactly where i saw it last and it's not there
>>59802155
Proofs
Post more of Marina's diamond abs
>>59802089
REEE SJW's out of my >muh mines party NOW
>>59802144
post yours then
Tinder lad here, Nigerian who's dad used to be the king wants me to give him my bank details and pin number so he can transfer over some money. No joke
>>59802218
What's your PSN name? I'll add you
>>59802155
Ahh yes, and now you'll refuse to post pics so we will all know you're a lying virgin.
Hid some lad's playstation cord
don't tell him, but it's under his bed behind the box
>>59801934
why not?
>>59802215
those aren't in HD though
>Tinder lad here, 18 year old who's competing in miss England this year wants me to come over for cuddles and to watch a film. No joke
>>59802177
politics is about doing what you have to not what you want to, if you have time to do what you want to then something somewhere is going horribly wrong.
I bet one lion bar that Aisha is browsing /brit/ right now
Tinder lad here, ron jeremy invited me over to teach me one simple trick to getting a 12 inch willy. No joke
>>59801684
This is art
>>59802294
doing a year out for banter
they're here
>>59802285
how about i give you my address and you come over and help me look for my cord instead
>>59802385
*shoots them down*
>>59802359
Oh thought you meant quitting for good
silly me
do you believe Margaret thatcher had girl power?
>Tinder lad here, 18 year old who's competing in miss England this year wants me to come over for cuddles and to watch a film. No joke
distinct lack of kpop and anime in this thread.... hmmmm...
>>59802394
Huhhhh
That sounds soo BORING though
Just found a tweet from a labour councillor in Sheffield being derogatory to the Chinese?! Umm absolute abhorrent get it reported right now!
NEED a Maggie pm
only she can save us
>>59802313
Does that sentiment even apply to the Post=War Labour government, which took an extremely active role in fighting Commies?
currently on a strict imagination-wank regimen
>>59802459
Rourke
>>59802316
Aisha if you're reading this bin your absolute melt of a bf off and come and have a dance on my pole
I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse, I'll split you in two
>>59802458
yeah but just think, afterwards we can play the haloes or whatever you kids are playing these days together
my F35s are stuck in the netherlands lads
I was alive to witness this
>>59802414
nah
can't really quit this far in when i'm like 30k down already
fucking hell 30k
>>59802517
inbox me on here x
haven't had a text from another actual living person in over 8 months
keep worrying that someone at work will get into my phone and see how sad i am
>>59802239
its not finished yet 2bh
Here you are lids
>>59802296
All on Bang Tidy m8
>Get a job interview
>They expect me to spend weeks researching and memorizing the company only to be rejected and send me on my merry way
I swear companies only give interviews as part of some marketing campaign to get people to spend hours on their websites and shit
>>59802562
do people still text
I thought it was all the whatsapps and such
making a new 4 Chan account lads
>>59802560
sent ;) x
>>59802543
When did she do this? This morning?
Fucking missed it desu.
>>59802543
I as here to see this. I still think she looks like a man in a wig.
>>59802459
She is actually a councillor btw not chatting shit
>>59802585
Hmmmmm...
>>59801975
going as a mature student soon, won't know what to do with myself with all the free time desu
>>59802548
Going to waste all my savings and probably get in debt once I finish my degree 2bh
>>59802625
bout 2am last night
>>59802602
oy vey he's figured it out SHUT IT DOWN
using my smurf 4chan account
>>59802585
fuck off
>>59802585
it's not like a woman has to be exceptionally attractive to be miss wherever, she just has to be exceptionally egotistical
>>59802562
yeah I'd be mortified if someone looked through my phone I have like 10 contacts and the main person I text is my counsellor
>>59802585
>tfw a girl has never responded with such enthusiasm to my texts
>>59802636
Literally looks like a tranny version of one of my old mates who's in sheffield kek
>>59802603
maybe that's why i'm not getting anything
>Here you are lids
>>59802652
Which commie girl is this again? The one we bantered to death or the one before?
>>59802636
>These people run our country
>>59802456
why do you never post kpop and anime
>>59802585
So she just said it and didn't prove it? Right....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRK5vFsuV0
bitch don't make me ask you again
>>59802543
Was watching iPlayer at the time and came back to see that with a tonne of replies. Truly a great moment.
>>59802651
didn't know you were getting a degree
what in?
>>59802494
nothing happens in isolation, the labour government may have been left wing but the global politics of the time were complex because of WW2, the new communist governments, the rise of nationalism in the far east etc. New teams were being formed and the russians werent democratic which was something close to the heart of the old labour party.
>>59802702
think it's communistloser
>>59802699
lel maybe it's him
>>59802543
Why and how?
>>59802688
FONT
check out my tinder lads hahahahahah loving every second of the bantz from tinder girls
>>59802729
Haven't actually started the course yet, start in 2 months hopefully
they have been quite vague about the details but its from an actual Uni so I can just get a masters in/from something better afterwards
>>59763189
she posted on /brit/ last night, was a laff
>When someone shares a "missing person" post on Facebook and they've only been missing since this morning
Inabit lads
>>59802543
Is the thread in the Archive?
>>59802848
god speed, tinderlad
hello is this k-on bread?
>>59802848
if you don't post pictures you are a lying fraud and I hope you die in car crash
>>59802543
Ah, fantastic. An attention whore on twitter got 50 billion replies on an anonymous imageboard
way to go, guys
>>59802848
Get her to hold up a /brit/ sign while wearing her ms England band or whatever you all them
when cassie left britain for USA my heart was crushed
brb lads, going missing for the rest of the day
>>59802385
Are they Raptors? You're getting FREEDOMED.COM m8.
>>59802848
Bit of a pushover 2bh.
>nothing happens in isolation, the labour government may have been left wing but the global politics of the time were complex because of WW2, the new communist governments, the rise of nationalism in the far east etc. New teams were being formed and the russians werent democratic which was something close to the heart of the old labour party.
>>59802928
fuck off limey cocksucker
so depressed lads
>>59802909
Poleaboo is way more of an attention seeker and has racked up thousands of (you)s
At least this is interesting
>>59802975
samae haven't had a shag in 2 months
>>59802975
Make a sammie desu
>>59802920
i think it's called a sash lad x
she dont wanna understand but I have a plan
>>59802975
The image you posted contradicts the nature of your post. Go fuck yourself
>>59802893
Last time I posted pictures of me rodgering a bird everyone started crying about getting done for posting sex pics so no thanks lad
>>59803002
Hah yeah that's what I meant
qt british bird on tinder wants me to buy her a plane ticket to fly here, she also wants 1000 dollars for some reason, but thats alright, she's stunning
finally, all my hard work and perseverance is paying off
>>59803030
not going to thank me? x
>>59803018
Don't stay safe ..|.
putting five carrots in my baby girl's ear
>When you were a kid and you had that random feeling of sadness as you sat on the cold bathroom floor while a warm ray of light beams on you through the window and time seems to stand still
national socialism is the way forward
need the original image
you know the one
>national socialism is the way forward
>>59802949
are we now fedora posting anything that isn't below key stage 2 english?
>>59803059
Nothing personnel kid
>>59803101
That's an oddly specific fel
Can't recall ever feeling it desu
>>59803101
>>When you were a kid
>communism
>>59802947
f-35s m8
>>59803127
burn in hell x
could do with a gf
>>national socialism is the way forward
wrong picture
don't care
>>59803018
Reminds me of this miscer who went to prison for filming himself shag a bird and sending the video to her boyfriend
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/pervert-aintree-jailed-secretly-filming-3331108
Gays are a sin
moms bf is shorter than her and said he feels like a runt
>>59803136
Literally who even was he. Can someone give me a Know You Meme level of explanation on the twat?
If you don't have a car and you're walking
>Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your mamma
>Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you (baby)
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
>Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no, I don't want, No Scrubs
>nothing happens in isolation, the labour government may have been left wing but the global politics of the time were complex because of WW2, the new communist governments, the rise of nationalism in the far east etc. New teams were being formed and the russians werent democratic which was something close to the heart of the old labour party.
>>59803327
how new are you
>>59803327
FONC
>>59803174
Didn't we get F35s already? I'm sure the RAF had a trial one at least last year.
>>59803345
All me apart from shorty, I think mine is average desu
>>59803265
Gotta be careful these days, always keep your secret videos to yourself and make sure the girl never finds out
I AM MISERABLE
>>59803327
our kev
>>59803327
That's me
I'm 4chan famous
>>59803327
fuck right off reddit
>>59803327
an enigma, if you can figure out why he walks towards the camera, the clue is in the picture, then you will understand. post it when you work it out.
>A 2011 study by the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre looked at the 2,379 potential offenders caught grooming girls since 2008. Of 940 suspects whose race could be identified, 26% were Asian, 38% were white and 32% were recorded as unknown. Asians are roughly 7% of the population.
Thoughts?
>are we now fedora posting anything that isn't below key stage 2 english?
i am rather unattractive despite my efforts to not be
>>59803389
they're still being tested, some RAF pilots are in the US helping with that and training
You now remember Breaking Bad's social media
>>59803389
no fucken first outside the us, we've "had" these in the usa for a couple of years now but now they're here for a while
ahh yes, new cunts getting baited hard
>>59803327
http://thailad.zz.mu/kev
is fedoraposting an argument?
>are we now fedora posting anything that isn't below key stage 2 english?
>>59803444
>A 2011 study by the Bear Defecating Centre looked at the 2379 potential bears caught shitting since 2008. Of 940 bears whose location could be identified, 940 of them shat in the woods.
Timestamped Poleaboo pic
Propped the camera up while setting the self timer up
One of the objects must have covered up the flash or something
but you can see the style of clothes and read the text on the paper
>>59803327
that's aisha
oh for the love of CHRIST do not reply to him
>>59803370
>>59803416
>>59803417
I've been coming here daily for more than three years now lads. I just never seem to keep up all of the memes. Is Craven still around?
>>59803409
>>59803378
>>59803443
>>59803533
What?
>>59803490
Now I do know who Thailad is. Barely. He's some Brit in Thailad right?
>>59803528
fucking kek
>>59803490
>special thanks to Dormer
I fucking hate rafi the little fucking scrote
Don't give him the light of day
You people have mental health issues, I am LEAVING
>>59803569
>Brit in Thailad
no thats his bf
>>59803490
>31 years of existence
no (You) for the 'boo
>>59802177
It wasn't REAL communism.
Memes aside, most people saw that the USSR was 'red facism'. Orwell was a socialist who was very much anti-communist.
>>59803528
Fuck off fat cunt
rolled my first joint (used to just borrow)
and i feel fairly dunno what i feel like
it burned in like 20 seconds cause it was a shit and i only got about 3/4 hits from it, not even tha tmuch in it probably 250mg
thanks for sharing
>>59803528
Don't reply to him
>>59803528
what would your ancestors think?
>>59803444
>Thoughts?
That you got half a statistic there. 940 out of 2379 and of them 32% were unknown leaving 75% of the possible data objects missing from the final result. Plenty there to skew any result radically in any direction.
>>59803621
FLOP
Ya ya ya (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
EVERYWHERE
ya ya ya (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
NEXT TO (YOU)
>>59803655
>my first J
>>59803591
he's honestly the biggest twat on /brit/
Poleabooboo thinks Poleaboo isn't too far gone to save
>>59803714
get out keiran
>The only attention he got was from an anonymous online imageboard
>He committed to the meme
>Changed his entire lifestyle just for (You)s
>He keeps telling himself he always knew he was a woman so he doesn't eventually kill himself after taking hormone pills and chopping his dick off
>>59803720
why contain it?
>>59803720
Poleaboos saviour will come in the form of girl pills
>>59803708
what the fuck is wrong with you
>tfw scotland bf is dead
>>59803778
do not reply to him
LADS
https://www.fb.com/godsaveourgraciousmeme/videos/1152057614815450/
>>59803714
top 5 tbf
westmids and essex are bigger dickheads
We've literally got a crossdressing paki in this thread posting race bating cuck porn, of himself
>>59803742
I can't wait till September and he finally gets put away for good
>>59803693
Even if every single one of the others wasnt Asian (unlikely) they're still over represented as 26% of 940 is 244 and that's more than 10% total
>>59803837
don't know why people insist on replying to him desu
>>59803569
Kev (formerly known as lisicki) has been spammed for fucking ages here m8 you must be new or haven't been here for ages.
Craven hasn't bee around for about 2 years. Don't know about fatcam. Brum has fucked off too.
>>59803837
And on the flip side we have tinder lad who's on his way to shag miss England
What even is /Brit/
>>59803778
Are you denying that Paki bp belongs to white cock?
>>59803911
>Craven hasn't bee around for about 2 years
![Sadiq_Khan_official_party_photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lcmJDNW.jpg "Sadiq Khan official party photo[1]")
What's life like in London now that you have an muslim mayor?
