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no one's made a /brit/ thread edition
crayon pop
>>59793018
Kyary
>>59792888
reminds me of my mephedrone binges
>>59797977
>>59797977
>>59797977
pls respond
the world is a vampire
sent to draiieeeaiieeeaiin
Avid merrion
is that nicola sturgeon
>>59798023
rice
>>59798023
vegetarian spring rolls
Whether been a little mental all year, huh?
Bloody global swarming
>>59798073
i will get rice but i will probably get some other things too
>>59798092
shaking my head
Suicide is a real possibility
>>59798023
last 2 digits of this post decide
Would you name your kid Prince Charles?
Charles isn't his middle name
his full first name is Prince Charles
>>59798124
this
>>59798124
does grass really upset you that much?
>>59798113
Roast duck with mixed vegetables sounds decent for 6.00
>>59798174
good
>>59798023
partial to sweet and sour pork desu
>>59798132
ahahaha they left out 32 the nutters
>>59798163
extremely good post
http://www.strawpoll.me/10291587
its a make my decisions for me edition
>>59798132
wow
>>59798185
fuck off murderer
>>59798132
Holy fuck... They skipped 32. Out of all the numbers. It goes right from 31 to 33. 2spooky4me, never eating chinese again.
Cat is now sitting a few feet away from me as I type this lads.
Still wont let me touch it
>>59798218
I don't know
Hmmmm......what gimmick hasn't been done?
Think, think!
I know! What an excellent gimmick!
Doing a poo
Yeah, that'll get a laugh!
>coming back to the UK from holiday
>EU passport queue massive
>international queue is tiny but they made us all go into the EU one
so the one good thing about the EU failed here... voting leave desu
bike went in for a major service lads but apparently it's massively underperforming and the bloke reckons it's the exhaust not letting enough air in or something? Any mechanics here? Said he'll ring me tomorrow after seeing how it runs with the baffle out
>>59798195
fuck off murderer
>>59798124
Quite dark there, how come?
Had a vegan girl and her friend talking behind me at the canteen
Life must be a bit grim if don't eat any chicken or salmon
Why the fuck do pirates act like piracy is some kind of human right and subculture and get all political?
I don't see other criminals banding together and starting subcultures around stealing things.
Tell me a fact about Britain.
Come home, British man.
>>59798268
Ask on /o/, buddy boy
>>59798302
fuck off murderer
also, salmon is disgusting
>>59798247
vote maybe then
>>59798124
reminds me of many a drunken midsummer walk
>>59798202
Just so you all know I am going for the duck and mixed vegetables that one lad suggested. Thank you very much for all of your participation though.
>>59798342
can you repeat the question?
*opens up /brit/*
ahh good with some entertainment while eating
LAS ISLAS MALVINAS? ARGENTINAS
HONG KONG? CHINO
LAS GIBRALTAR? ESPAÑOLAS
IRLANDA? DE LOS IRLANDESES!
FUERA PIRATAS
>>59798373
god dammit
pretend i got the reference
alri lads?
>>59798395
remember when you benders went apeshit at that car's numberplate and started chucking rocks and shit
hahaha p embarro 4 u m8
>>59798246
Pics la
>>59798420
please
>>59798410
10 seconds is all it takes
Why do people climb these mountains when like every 8th person who goes up it dies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/woman-who-died-climbing-everest-wanted-to-prove-vegans-are-not-weak-a7043431.html
>lad near me
>autistic as fuck
>literally wears a full suit every single day
>looks straight out of Boardwalk empire
>trench coat that is 2 sizes too big
>fedora
It was hot as fuck today when he got on the bus and he was absolutely dripping with sweat, the soft cunt.
I think he's got a pocket watch too.
Lying in bed in a strop
>>59798369
fuck off murderer
>>59798482
>>I think he's got a pocket watch too.
true patrician
Says here that humans evolved to consume meat, as evidenced by the shape of our teeth, where our eyes are on our heads, the way our brains evolved, and our ability to digest meat.
It also says that most vegans are unhealthy and vegan diets have even killed children in the past (parents were done for neglect)
Lastly it says that animals that consume meat are more intelligent than those that don't.
>>59798395
Ooga booga
Argy no like number plate
Argy throw rock at car
Ooga booga
Fuck off Niall
can't be bothered to cook dinner so I'm just not going to eat
>>59798423
That number plate was an honest mistake
Those brown Argentina monkeys just wanted an excuse to chimp out
>>59798548
go get a meal deal
>>59798482
is it reviewbrah?
>>59798514
I see you post this a lot, at first I thought it was a gimmick or something, and maybe it is, I'm still undecided. Either way, meat is delicious and I'm top of the food chain.
>>59798479
it's an accomplishment you pleb
>>59798268
He's chatting shit to charge you loads
>>59798560
mcdonalds is 40 minutes from me (and everything else)
>>59798548
i can poo in your mouth if you want?
>>59798591
meant from a supermarket or something
How much do you have in savings lads?
>>59798297
Took it at sunriseish this morning
>>59798570
meat eating is only morally justifiable if you killed the animal yourself, or if you buy kangaroo meat
Back from the gym lads, what did i miss?
>>59798634
nine hundred pounds
>>59798645
you missed the greatest /brit/ thread of all time
I'm a uni student and I shop at Waitrose
>>59798597
Not tempted 2bh
>>59798605
Oh
Yeah but then I might as well just cook
>>59798562
Same build and sort of face, but no, he's more autistic and the shit he wears is just so fucking weird.
At least that guys suits' are 'normal'.
>>59798634
27 quid
>>59798669
Doubt that ngl
>>59798643
nah lol
>>59798634
5400
Gonna tidy my room a bit
>>59798634
3000
explain why the orchestrated killing of sentient beings is morally justifiable
>>59798482
I like this. I like everything about; the reaction image, the greentext, the aftertext and the final little.
10/10 posting, my friend.
Wtf lads, just gave the cat a little stroke on the head which has taken days of effort to build up to.
Now it's brushing up my leg, meowing and following me around the house, all I did was stroke it once.
Think I've got a cat now.
Sorry I don't look at men, I'm not GAY
thinking about busting out some slaughterhouse gifs to trigger all the murderers into vegetarianism
>>59798803
catnapper
What is the likelihood of Chow Mein having peppers in it?
>>59798803
take the tuna out of your pocket
>>59798780
Which beings?
>>59798634
£10k (all from grants given to me as a student heheheheeheh)
song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73mMiduqrqM
>>59798780
My alignment is chaotic neutral so anything is fair game for murder and mutilation
i'm just random like that
>>59798813
this desu
haven't made eye contact with another man for at least 5 years, don't want people to think I'm gay
I feel bad for you
>>59798798
Cheers, mate.
>>59798837
prefer not to say
>>59798803
Kill it. Fucking devil creatures.
>>59798860
proper shit tho init
>>59798827
do it
>>59798888
QUINTS
i want to sniff heather mason from silent hill 3's bum
Definitely saw someone purchasing a non-sour cream flavour of Pringles this morning
World's gone topsy turvy
>>59798837
About 50/50
>>59798881
well thats unfortunate because everyone does think you're gay
>>59798901
Are you a Muslim?
>>59798933
Don't think you'd be able to smell anything from that distance
>>59798936
this desu, it either will or it won't
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/23/david-cameron-buys-used-nissan-micra-witney-used-car-centre
such a man of the people r dave
>>59798947
All for nothing
>>59798935
third eye crusted over into an eternal slumber reading this
>>59798879
perfectly cromulent answer
>>59798956
cats don't contradict islam, that's dogs
>>59798901
dog detected
>>59798956
No. They're fucking awful animals. Pets for faggots and women.
>>59798980
Remembered to bring the photographer as well
Frackings been approved lads
>>59799026
t. Rasheed al-Meow
>>59798980
bet he laughed as he drove it off a cliff
>>59798978
as if there was ever any other possible outcome?
>>59799075
enjoy your earthquakes and airpollution
*reads the comment section of this website*
haha good one lads
>>59799075
Bloody far-right fracking bigot
>work trying to make me give a shit about their revenue bonuses
hmmmmmm dont think so sweetie x
>>59799075
oh for fracks sake
>>59799075
Shame. I live in North Yorkshire too
>>59798901
>>59799075
Welcome to the 21st century lad
>>59799026
The african muslims kill cats all the time, they cut them open and hang them on crucifixes with nails.
>>59799060
They are cute.
What should I call my new cat lads?
Just finished my first day of paid work. Feels odd not being NEET anymore.
>>59799163
that's just banter
>>59797984
STOLEN
>>59799075
fucking hell
>>59799139
coast here desu
>>59798901
>>59799129
Join a trade union
>>59799075
hmm much prefer to have loads of coal power stations blasting as much co2 into the air as possible desu
>>59799129
>mfw work tries to make me feel like i should care about the company
One loaf of bread a single entry to the circus, please.
>>59799162
>hurr my country is prepared to poison it's own citizens in order to fuck russia over
>progress
>>59799177
Kyary
>>59799184
doxxed
>>59799163
They aren't cute. They're selfish, destructive beasts
>work telling me my bonus is performance based and my wasteman co-worker who I pretty much do all his work for him got the same as me
hmmmm don't think so sweetie x
when i think of ireland i think of bread lines, why is that?
>>59799282
Are we talking about people or cats?
Just back from the bread line
haha lads
>>59799227
>we're fucking over the Arabs m8
>I don't live above fracking zones so I'm ok with it
>gas prices have dropped considerably so it's worth it famalam
>>59799288
>Tfw my boss doesn't give two shits so I always get the guaranteed quarterly 350 quid.
Lmao, it bumps me up by like a grand a year for just doing my job
Why do people rape if rape is illegal?
Also, why do people kill each other if murder is illegal?
>Inb4 reasons
(yes, I'm a time bomb, if all laws become void and null and nil, you're going to wish you didn't have eyes or ears or the ability to feel pain)
>>59799318
Cats, you boxhead twat
I'm having a good hard
think about you
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
>>59799359
Rude
>>59799347
>caring about gas prices
carcuck detected
>>59799343
she knew
and she loved it
>>59799393
fuck off
>>59799415
fuck off
>>59799372
*bad novelty single begins playing*
>>59799343
every time haha
>>59799438
bit rude
>>59799395
>carcuck
>yank
ah yes, most unexpected
Really like the way 'fuck off' looks
its beautiful isn't it?
>>59799415
no u
>>59799415
Piss off, you twat.
>>59799474
>Danes
When will they learn?
>>59799495
Like the way a baggy vagina is beautiful like a rose.
someone tell the guy who thinks "fuck off" looks beautiful to fuck off
>Massive headache at work
>Come home and curl up in bed I've been waiting for all day
>Some cunt is doing some sort of hour long grass cutting or drilling or something
genuinely pissing me off now
>boss pays me minimum wage
>doesn't care that I spend all day at work shitposting and texting
its a fair deal I suppose
>>59799474
>>59799547
>being a yank
>not living in NY or SF or some other relevant, walkable city and using your bicycle to get around
first f-35s in europe are about to land
Oi lads don't google image search blue waffle LOL
>>59799554
fuck off
>>59799590
hype desu
>>59799577
Are you one of those plebs that wont take painkillers?
>>59798410
who dat
Germany, Germany above everything,
Above everything in the world,
When, for protection and defense, it always
takes a brotherly stand together.
From the Meuse to the Memel,
From the Etsch to the Belt,
|: Germany, Germany above everything,
Above everything in the world! :|
>>59799609
ok i won't
>>59799609
haha yeah much prefer lemon party lol
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463286227966.webm
what's he saying here?
Anyone else think fat people should be forced to lose weight? if they refuse then they should be terminated.
>he doesn't eat at least one pack of biscuits a week
fuck off nonce
just google image searched blue waffle
bit hungry to be honest
>>59799585
>Tfw 22k a year graduate job
>Most of the time do nothing
>Just browse reddit and make CV/ apply for jobs
eh, could bw orse
>>59799550
No, not at all like that
>>59799669
can you afford rent and bills at least?
>>59799645
i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
>>59799547
i've used public transport in denmark 2bh senpai, would be happy to forget about cars forever if it was that good here
>>59799586
i literally think most yanks don't really want to do that. they see their car as freedom and having to play by the rules of underfunded public transport isn't freedom enough
fuck you cunt im the only swedish poster on brit
>>59799638
>>59799634
>>59799630
>>59799617
>>59799615
>>59799609
>>59799590
>>59799586
>>59799585
>>59799577
>>59799554
>>59799550
>>59799547
>>59799512
>>59799509
>>59799495
>>59799474
>>59799468
>>59799458
>>59799453
>>59799438
>>59799415
>>59799409
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>>59799639
>>59799643
>>59799645
>>59799658
>>59799660
Who wants a shag from me?
>>59799660
sluta lek brittisk snälla
hmm, I wonder why David Icke is such a fan of Russia
>>59799645
haven't noticed it before but the girl on the left isn't putting any heart into it
I'm the only British poster on here, the rest are pakis
>>59799702
>paying for gas, parking, insurance, tolls, etc
a bicycle is true freedom
also i think most yanks would prefer dense walkable cities if they got to experience them
>>59799645
kill yourself you pathetic worthless melt
nigger
>>59799720
>i don't know anything about you personally, and i'm sure you're a nice enough person in real life, but i want you to die
>>59799720
all me
>>59799723
cant understand you mate
>>59799720
got nothing better to do
Can you imagine how empty the lives of people who refuse to enjoy all the tasty animals out there?
>tfw boyfriend's civil partner might break up with him
I'm in boys
Haha lads my local chippy has started frying two double deckers together, they call them Quadeckers.
>>59799590
Land where? Are they for show or did a country buy them?
>>59799669
what job do you do?
>>59799720
*sees ur willy*
>>59799818
our MoD literally paid hundreds of millions to be fucking first outside of the usa, think theres 2 coming here now
>>59799746
>having to think about your car everytime you want a second pint
biggest issue for me 2bh
and you're defo right about bicycles, unfortunately there are hills in england so they don't work v well here. Would be embarassing to go down the norway route of supporting bikes in a place where bikes are useless
>>59799764
Posting weebshit is literally indication enough to know.
Haha lads look what I did today, us nerds huh?!
has anyone here ever used these?
>>59799806
Still never tried a deep fried mars bar and don't really fancy it
>>59799895
sam??
>>59799850
Gonna use em on the Boers?
>Posting weebshit is literally indication enough to know.
>>59799875
coming out a weeb website and complaining about weeb shite is a good indication of what a pleb you are
>>59799896
Yeah, shagged two lasses on one.
>>59799851
hills aren't so bad after i got in shape 2bh but i guess it can put some people off
in norway they have these elevators on steep hills that drag you up on your bike
>>59799899
I've never had one either, but it doesn't really matter to me cause I'm a fat fuck still.
KPOP to be honest
>>59799685
Live at home and save my money
>>59799820
On the grad scheme for some random whacko company as a communications manager.
I'm meant to just deal with media enquiries and write press releases when shit goes wrong but it never goes wrong so I often do very little.
No idea why I haven't been fired yet.
>bikes
Ah yes just going to pedal my bike 40 miles to visit the parents lads.
>>59799896
honestly forgot they existed
>>59799924
why would we do that
eating a croissant haha
If I have to select all images with a store front again someone dies.
>>59800000
test
Imagine being such a city boy you don't even own a car
>>59800007
just get an uber or a coach you melt
>>59799896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkQJ0SjXOo
feed ducks in the park
I set my tinder to newcaslte and this happens...
>>59800028
you french?
>>59800007
Just take a break after 20 miles lmao and then ride the rest
>>59800071
is it a muslim?
>>59799934
>A weeb website
>Minority of boards dedicated to weebshit
Sorry, this isn't 2002. Literally every single person I have EVER met who enjoyed weeb related shit has been a completely socially inept spastic. And I have met fucking loads, since I went to college and uni. Honestly, utter melts, and I'm (safely) assuming you're one of them.
>>59800024
What else would you need F-35s for?
>>59800028
honhonhonhonhon
>>59800071
What a name that is
machine operator
mums literally went and made buttered bread for dinner
not even toasted
>>59800103
removing kebab in style
>>59800071
>Live in a rural town
>Swiped through everyone on tinder in 2 days
If lived in a city i'd get my willy sucked much more often
