Fuck London edition
crayon pop
karen
i was just kidding you faggots
jesus
BASED LONDON
>Boris has a bus
>Nicola has a helicopter
>>59809569
rasheed
What do you expect it's a big city
really didn't like that bit with hodor at the end
>>59809501
not my type of brit
>>59809501
>The London Borough of the North East
>>59809569
London is a dump.
Good for coke and East European hookers and fuck all else.
>Kids toys
Wew
>>59809593
that's expensive
>>59809619
falmouth mentioned
>>59809602
This is per head not total, shouldn't matter on the size
>>59809593
>engpoors
This is the only life that endures and is true, since it is transmitted without being lost in the perpetuated tradition of subject to subject. How is it possible not to see how loftily this life transcends that inherited by the animal, in which the individual disappears into the species, since no memorial distinguishes his ephemeral apparition from that which will reproduce it again in the invariability of the type. In fact, apart from those hypothetical mutations of the phylum that must be integrated by a subjectivity that man is still only approaching from the outside – nothing, except the experiments to which man associates it, distinguishes a rat from the rat, a horse from the horse, nothing except this inconsistent passage from life to death – whereas Empedocles, by throwing himself into Mount Etna, leaves forever present in the memory of men this symbolic act of his being- for-death.
Just got unbanned la
why do yanks have such daft names?
white yanks: dylann storm roof
black yanks: laquisha dakwuandrix tyrone
>>59809501
>Infrastructure spending is like playing a card in Magic that grants a +0.2 bonus to growth for the next two turns
wew lads
>>59809612
might have enjoyed the programme more if 90% of it didn't take place in unlit rooms with everyone wearing dark clothing desu
especially action sequences
>>59809647
idiot drivers
despise people like this
I go slower on purpose and refuse to let them pass me when I see some cunt going aggro behind me
why can't people just relax, driving is so calming
>>59809660
Nice to see she got work after Rab C. Nesbitt.
/brit/ sk8 crew when
>>59809660
Thought that was Susan Boyle in the thumbnail
>>59809501
NORTH WEST MENTIONED
>>59809670
I have a painfully eastern euro name lel
Something along the lines of, Alexa Turmoyov
>>59809737
doubt anyone here can even stand on a board let alone skate
if they can its probably a longboard
*shoots the other swede in the thread*
you fucken done now
*wipes forehead clear of any sweat*
reminder
reminder that im the official swedish poster of brit
>>59809647
>Children's rucksack
wew
>>59809660
>Scotfrauds
>>59809771
>action posting swede
dear god
Man’s freedom is entirely inscribed within the constituting triangle of the renunciation that he imposes on the desire of the other by the menace of death for the enjoyment of the fruits of his serfdom – of the consented-to sacrifice of his life for the reasons that give to human life its measure – and of the suicidal renunciation of the vanquished partner, depriving of his victory the master whom he abandons to his inhuman solitude.
Need a gf who just wants to get stoned, have sex and listen to Peter Frampton
absolutely LOVE runtposting
literally on par with the ballbusting gimmick when done right
>>59809765
i do faggotboots 2bh, easier to stand on them
>Man’s freedom is entirely inscribed within the constituting triangle of the renunciation that he imposes on the desire of the other by the menace of death for the enjoyment of the fruits of his serfdom – of the consented-to sacrifice of his life for the reasons that give to human life its measure – and of the suicidal renunciation of the vanquished partner, depriving of his victory the master whom he abandons to his inhuman solitude.
>>59809717
haha Scots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFdUmLEJqtY
>>59809765
Never seen anyone on a long board in my life, must be a yank thing 2bh
Probably better at skating than you as well
>>59809737
>skate
but i shower everyday
*hits a sick mctwist over a helicopter*
>>59809900
>Probably better at skating than you as well
probably because I can't skate to save my life :^)
b a n t e r
>>59809815
>engsharias
>engpaedos
>engpoors
>engimmigrants
>The confrontational annoying unliked autist king I went to uni with has managed to get a gf
This wasn't meant to happen lads.
What happens if you go a really, really long time without a wank or sex?
Do your balls start to ache or anything like that or will you just eventually cumming in your sleep?
Longest I've gone in my adult life is about 2 weeks and I could have murdered some cunt by the end of it.
>>59809846
ballbusting is the best gimmick to come out of /brit/ I think, a well put together ballbusting post is unbeatable (unlike my nads, ladies)
>>59809987
You get the urge to tell everyone you can on the internet about it and brag on Reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z1t92mVpKc
dumb bitch lmao
Going on a bender holiday with the lads in Magaluf. Looking 4wrd to the Beers, the Birds, and the Banter
lads what's cooler, cars or motorbikes?
>>59810041
Unironically went once and there were loads of Scandinavians and Germans
>>59810041
I'm going kavos gonna be sick
Says here that Britain needs immigration because of it's aging population.
genuinely thought clapping when a plane lands was a meme
>>59810041
>beers
m8 pls
if you go to shagaluf you just drink cheap voddy and redbull
There is no other way of conceiving the indestructibility of unconscious desire – in the absence of a need which, when forbidden satisfaction, does not sicken and die, even if it means the destruction of the organism itself. It is in a memory, comparable to what is called by that name in our modern thinking-machines (which are in turn based on an electronic realization of the composition of signification), it is in this sort of memory that is found the chain that insists on reproducing itself in the transference, and which is the chain of dead desire.
>>59810100
wheeey LAD
>>59810058
Cars. Motorbikes are for tryhard edgelords.
>>59810098
How else do you thank Aelous for a safe journey?
>>59810089
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>>59810098
was on a plane once where the whole tin full of melts started going bonkers
tbf I did a couple of whoops but only because I'd spent the whole flight chatting to a fit girl and she was into it
>>59810100
Jagerbombs faggot.
Tell JK I'm still rollllinggg
who /ibiza in the summer/ here
>>59810036
stupid paki
We currently have a below replacement birth rate
If the birth rate stays the same (it probably will because the government are scrapping child benefit for more than two kids) and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html
They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost
If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest
>>59810188
Only in the winter for me
>>59810176
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>>59810188
nah, you're alright
have a watch of the inbetweeners film though to get an idea of what to expect
>the other swede poster has friends
im out boys
>Boris Johnson, who once wrote and spoke eloquently in favour of Turkish membership of the EU, said only three years ago: ‘I’m probably about the only politician I know of who is actually willing to stand up and say that he’s pro-immigration.’
He has also called for an amnesty for illegal immigrants.
This raises the question of whether a Britain outside the EU, perhaps even hungrier than now for cheap labour to sustain its economic growth, would be any more willing or able to introduce real limits on immigration than it is now.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3602912/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Brexiteers-logic-begins-crumble.html#ixzz49OPbPS2w
Who, then, is this other to whom I am more attached than to myself, since, at the heart of my assent to my own identity it is still he who agitates me?
His presence can be understood only at a second degree of otherness, which already places him in the position of mediating between me and the double of myself, as it were with my counterpart.
If I have said that the unconscious is the discourse of the Other (with a capital O), it is in order to indicate the beyond in which the recognition of desire is bound up with the desire for recognition.
In other words this other is the Other that even my lie invokes as a guarantor of the truth in which it subsists.
By which we can also see that it is with the appearance of language the dimension of truth emerges.
>>59810255
very brave
Where did ballbusting-anon go? Haven't seen the doe in months
Literally talking to so many girls I can't keep up replying to everyone
>believing anything bojo or farage say
>>59810293
you look good in this pic x
it's nov with the bigger man sound
teach me english, anon
teach me the most difficult English sentence you've ever read, anon
>Vote Leave is hoping to secure the backing of British Asians by telling them that if Britain quits the EU, it will mean more immigration from elsewhere in the world.
>The official Out campaign is drawing up leaflets aimed at Punjabi, Hindi and Urdu speakers arguing that a British exit from the EU would help to stem the flow of Eastern Europeans into the UK — allowing more incomers from Commonwealth countries to take their place.
>Saqib Bhatti, a board member for Vote Leave, said English-language leaflets had been sent out to Muslim voters, while others in different languages were set to follow. The pamphlets argue that people with EU passports can just “walk in” to Britain.
>“South Asian immigrants have ancestors who fought in the world wars, they sacrificed a lot, they speak the language, they have the skills, they are well educated,” said Mr Bhatti. “But they find it hard to come in compared to other individuals from Europe who may not speak the language, understand the culture or have the skills.”
>The leaflets also emphasise the increasingly far-right tinge to politics in Slovakia, Hungary, Austria, Germany and Denmark. “We don’t want them influencing our laws and our policies,” said Mr Bhatti. He also said a leaflet from the rival Conservative In campaign promised to stop non-EU families from coming to Britain.
Source: https://next.ft.com/content/94adcefa-1dd5-11e6-a7bc-ee846770ec15
The picture is from the article
>>59810293
yummy
is that a hoof?
>>59810313
yeah, that happened when I got tinder
got too lazy to bother replying or even starting convos
>>59810354
yes :3
>>59810313
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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BGAryS37oo
Play this at 0.5x speed
Hypnotic
>>59810221
>>59810270
>>59810343
WTF? i hate brexit now!
>>59810270
>perhaps even hungrier than now for cheap labour to sustain its economic growth
>Immigration doesn't reduce wages
>Cheap labour is necessary for economic growth
>>59810401
*tucks u in*
>>59810401
yea sure
*throws a fucken frisbee at you*
heh every time
Just a little remind that Tay_guevara has deleted Twitter
Ah yes
>>59809976
>tfw turbo manlet autismal dweeb friend who does nothing but play videogames and talk about videogames, watch anime, cries and has panic attacks regularly, avid redditor in the worst way, has zero ambition, and has been trying to finish his undergrad for 8 years has a gf and lives in his moms basement with her.
>>59810343
Preaching to the choir son.
Same hymn sheet and that.
>>59810401
*fucks you in*
this general is a lot better since I filtered most of the normie shite
>>59810461
canada seems like the easiest place to get a gf
>>59810461
Please tell me she's an abomination.
>>59810427
It's like you didn't read the whole post, just picked out the bits you fancied and pretended they were the whole post or even the sentiment of the post
>>59810467
*the queer
>>59810401
nite la.
>>59810406
one of the fist sexy music videos iirc
>>59810459
another one bites the dust
>>59810513
What if they're both abominations and they're happy together?
>>59810508
all me (but you won't see this post)
>>59809501
>nyeh
>>59810513
she's Asian and I'm pretty sure she dominates him
>>59810510
easy to get girls desu, but I can't maintain a relationship
>>59810558
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>>59810536
That's fine desu.
>>59810558
Most guys I talk to say Canadian girls are sluts.
>Fuck London
Literally a gigantic cash cow dragging the rest of the UK along with it to success.
London's the best fucking thing we have going for us.
>>59810427
in the UK it is likely to be the only way to attain the economic growth necessary to service the vast size of the public debt
in this country innovation and manufacturing are no longer a significant part of the economy
faced with the prospect of a dramatic debt spiral it is seems like the only viable option
Would you shag this labour councillor?
>>59810522
A mistype is something*. Not *something.
Bet you call an exclamation mark an exclamation point too.
FOY
>>59810602
no more than american girls
>London's the best fucking thing we have going for us.
>>59810625
potentially
>>59810602
they are and they aren't
its annoying really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c
>>59810625
nah, i have standards
>>59810558
>she's Asian and I'm pretty sure she dominates him
>>59810629
I call it a shouty stick
>>59810605
>Invest in one region heavily and not in the others
>The region you invested in becomes much more profitable than the others
>Use the profits to mostly invest in the original region despite the diminishing returns of doing so
Ahh yes
>all this bitter northern runts whinging and moaning about london
don't see you lot doing much development in your shitholes up north
>>59810691
Do you, question point?
i just woke up
loling at my sleep ""schedule""
wish a boeing crashed in my window
>>59810681
desu considering how he bitches about "feminism" all the time in private and how she treats him like her baby/pet almost
he also pays his mum rent
>>59810660
What does this even mean.
>>59810645
I always imagine American girls are a real pain in the arse to get off with unless you're really good looking.
>>59810625
haha course not (yes)
>>59810735
>South East and South West both get much less per head than London
>B-but it's o-only butthurt northerners!!
>>59810691
curly snake point of curiosity.
^this tbĥ
http://efukt.com/21236_The_Best_of_Public_Fapperz.html
worth a gander
>>59810788
or rich
reply to >>59810332 anon
alri
>>59810739
Puzzled hooky dot
>alri
>>59810788
I mean they are open to have sex and be slutty but once they get in a relationship suddenly they think they are nuns
maybe its just cause all I know are Catholic girls though
>>59810846
OI MATE
U LOOKING AT SUMMAT
>>59810846
English is difficult, it can by mastered by tough thorough thought, though.
Really like this picture, think it makes a strong statement about our country
alri
sorry didnt notice your post
>>59810332
The Diaoyu Islands belong to the People's Republic of China
Just discovered i love sparkling water lads
The demand for love can only suffer from a desire whose signifier is alien to it. If the desire of the mother is the phallus, the child wishes to be the phallus in order to satisfy that desire. Thus the division immanent in desire is already felt to be experienced in the desire of the Other, in that it is already opposed to the fact that the subject is content to present to the Other what in reality he may have that corresponds to this phallus, for what he has is worth no more than what he does not have, as far as his demand for love is concerned because that demand requires that he be the phallus.
Clinical experience has shown us that this test of the desire of the Other is decisive not in the sense that the subject learns by it whether or not he has a real phallus, but in the sense that he learns that the mother does not have it.
>>59810941
my gf
still cannot believe aisha actually posted here
>>59810332
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
>>59810846
She sells seashells on the sea shore.
>>59810921
>People's
>Republic
>China
>>59810755
Never thought I'd say this but compared to the Swede, Canadian, and the random Mossad guys shitposting you're a welcome flag, Baguettelad.
oh sorry
England is a French colony
>>59810917
Foreground: the past
Background: the future
>Just discovered i love sparkling water lads
snapchatted a girl and she hasn't replied
>>59810332
The horse raced past the barn fell.
>opening credits of deadpool
i already hate this
>>59811015
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>tfw you miss caralads threads the only two times you're on /brit/ a day
poor timing 2bh
>>59810970
Yes, our dear Québec colony
>>59810983
true
>>59810901
That;s a bit mental to be honest, if you get into a relationship with an ex-slag you'd at least expect to get good sex out of it.
>>59810697
But everything is getting sucked into Londons orbit. HS2 is going to hook the North up to London which will act as a success relief valve. Prosperity is literally going to flow from London to the North when that's finished.
A few of my friends in London are already looking at places in Manchester to move to.
Paradoxical as this formulation may seem, I am saying that it is in order to be the phallus, that is to say, the signifier of the desire of the Other, that a woman will reject an essential part of femininity, namely, all her attributes in the masquerade. It is for that which she is not that she wishes to be desired as well as loved. But she finds the signifier of her own desire in the body of him to whom she addresses her demand for love. Perhaps it should not be forgotten that the organ that assumes this signifying function takes on the value of a fetish.
the best posters are those that are less normie than me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10294528
http://www.strawpoll.me/10294528
http://www.strawpoll.me/10294528
>>59811046
for you bby
>>59810401
*tucks you in so you're really comfy*
*doesn't close the door over or switch off the lights when leaving*
>>59810972
love you too, britlad
>>59811050
>posting anime
pls no
>>59811102
literally a 16 year boy in drag
>>59811060
I'd tell them to hold off on buying anything just yet
http://www.railtechnologymagazine.com/Rail-News/manchester-arm-could-be-axed-as-hs2-admits-nothing-is-ruled-out-in-cost-cutting?dorewrite=false
>>59811000
Sparkling water is the best water
>>59810972
wow rude, i actually worked hard on my post
>>59811160
not though is it
Any craic?
*picks the meme option*
>>59811029
should have watched antman
England is the only successful French colony
>Sparkling water is the best water
>>59811212
seen it
>>59811160
hint: the only way to find that woman hot is looking at her as if she was a man
>>59811100
>>59811102
thanks 2bh
>>59811160
rude
>>59811147
I am the only french poster allowed in this general
I would please ask you to leave my british friends and me alone
Thank you
>>59811201
it is tho isn't it
>>59811219
Arn't you a wufda?
>>59811168
>Considering bypassing sheffield
Ahh fucking yes very nice
Last week they moved 200+ jobs related to the northern powerhouse from Sheffield to London
Glad to see we're cared about
>>59811273
>wufda
literally what
>>59811239
Oh look they did it again everyone look oh wow how funny.
Scottish cunts.
>>59811266
i would actually duel you to death irl for the privilege to stay here
>>59811270
obviously not
>>59811225
wel fuk u ten
>>59811233
Which is something the Dutch love so much it's part of their culture
In the meantime, all his labour falls under the heading of this intention, and becomes doubly alienating by this fact. For not only is the subject’s handiwork taken from him by another – which is the constituting relation of all labour – but the subject’s recognition of his own essence in his handiwork, in which this labour finds its justification, also eludes him, for he himself ‘is not in it’. He is in the anticipated moment of the master’s death, from which moment he will begin to live, but in the meantime he identifies himself with the master as dead, and as a result of this he is himself already dead.
Nevertheless he makes an effort to deceive the master by the demonstration of the good intentions manifested in his labour. This is what the dutiful children of the analytic catechism express in their rough and ready way by saying that the subject’s ego is trying to seduce his superego.
>>59811239
haha us scotts wit are we like man xD
>>59811307
it clearly is
>ah yes i remove letters from the words i post as a chon gimmick
>>59811357
clearly not though
una
v
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l
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>>59811305
Fuck off mate, it's my main general now
Kyary
>>59811382
It's demonstrably so
lads should I order a takeaway now or would that be foolish and too unhealthy
>>59811245
When you lads say the craic was 90 is there a scale of craic? Would you say, for instance if on a sub par excursion the craic was 70 or 55?
>>59811314
we have that too once a year in dunkirk
men in drag and women as men
and then the mayor throws mackerel from the balcony of the city hall in the rowdy expectant crowd
>>59811436
these are small girls
housemate just called me a racist
>>59811432
ah cmon mate, live a little
order a prostitute while youre at it
>>59811399
I pick this one
>>59811470
deck him
beginning to think that everyone here is a subhuman working class chav
am i the only one here who grew up in a middle class, suburban tory home in the south, or are you all from northern shitholes?
>>59811421
you're incorrect
>>59811436
sophie on the right
>>59811432
it is unhealthy thus foolish
you should really do it
and report with pictures
>>59811490
>deck
what means this?
>>59811497
fuck off tory prick
>>59811487
Good lad
>>59811436
3,2,1,4..
(Holy fucking shit I hate the disappearing square captchas..)
Just got called a racist by giggs
>>59811518
punch his neck until he dies while screaming paki at the top of your lungs
>>59811056
desu its easy for guys to have sex too regardless of who you are
>>59811569
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What's the British ballbusting-scene like at this time of the year?
>>59811470
Shit, how come?
Vive l'Empereur ! Vive la France !
>>59811600
>>59811293
a queer, a gay, a homosexual, a poof, a poofter, a ponce, a bumboy, a batty-boy, a backside artist, a bugger, a bender, an arsebandit, a shirt lifter, a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener, dining at the downstairs restaurant, dancing at the other end of the ballroom. Moses and the parting of the red cheeks.
>>59811569
someone hand this man a hat
>>59811600
VIV LA FRONS
>>59811593
Well I was being racist.
Poleaboo is watching Newsnight
>Liverpool elected an Irish nationalist MP
>>59811556
>cucks his own brother
He's a despicable cunt.
>>59811149
I'm not saying anything
>>59811628
what are you getting at
>>59811600
who?
>>59811293
A bumda
A Fudge packer
A Shit Pounder
A Batty Boi
A Nonce
An Anal assassin
An Anal Astronaught
An Arse Bandit
A Back door Bandit
A Poof
A Turd Burgler
A Shit stabber
[spoiler]A Waifu Poster[/spoiler]
Can hear the boy racer chavs out in their shitmobiles again.
No doubt off to blast music with their retard mates in the tesco car park.
>>59810846
I'm a thistle sifter I have a sieve of sifted thistles and a sieve of unsifted thistles, because I'm a thistle sifter.
>>59811670
he wants to hit your bum with his hard willy
>>59811648
>National Socialist
WEW
gf just faxed me this
>>59811437
only bora TDI driving muldoons from the country say the craic was 90
us sophisticated people say story head or alri instead
to answer no they would probably just say that was shit
or that was shite baiiii
Imagine a Britain free of normies...
>>59810940
Have you tried the non sparkling addition? Probably the best one.
![skpSDbOI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mq0P6Z5.jpg "skpSDbOI[1].jpg")
Just got called a racist by giggs
>>59811735
which party do I vote for to make this happen?
me and the lads
>>59811670
u know...
(me with the bag and two dimensions btw)
If you can just put your pc to sleep and restart from that state then why would you ever shut it down?
ah yes
What was meant by this?
