>Using chinese viagra & ecstasy
>Trying to fuck Flipina
>Dead to heart attack
kek
post your vidya taste.
You can rate them if you want to.
Best Mom
Why are there 2 asean threads?
>>59782137
because one is already over 300?
>>59782137
Precisely, there're 3 of them.
>>59781991
my mon is the best
>>59782137
because some faggot didnt make one properly
>all of this literal shitposting and guro in catalogI
I laughed.
>>59782486
UNA VELA
>>59782432
>implying that's your mom
In your dreams, maybe.
>>59782596
>guro
where
all i see are pepes
>>59782890
404'd now.
Mods did their job.
1 month and 1 week left
>>59781983
I'm playing Valkyria Chronicles 1 PC (last 2 chapters) and 3 on PPSSPP
I got so many body acne now.
What's the best possible solution
>>59784257
go to some skin specialist and drink more water
>>59781983
PINOYS GET OFF MY AUSTRALIAN SERVER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59784720
forgot to attach image
AC guy isn't coming today and I'm drenching in Sweat water ran out apt owner probably ducked the water bill
Wat do lads
>>59781943
Juterte > Duterte
>>59784806
workout
>>59784806
live in with me,I'll give you all the hydration you desire,qt
>>59786712
>pic
that gave me a boner, what do.
>>59781983
>SteamOS
>2016
>>>/g/shills
>>59786712
r-really you dont have an ulterior motive now do you ?
I-I don't mind being your bitch as long as I get my share of ACing flip-chan
>>59786712
>>59787596
>>59787896
Faggot
>>59787896
I have enough money to move to baguio,we will never need AC again
>>59787822
Is that what steam os looks like?
kek at these payfags
>>59788038
>Liking 3DPD
eww
>>59788422
>baguio
Where is that place exactly ?
Is it cool and comfy?
I'd do anything to get out of this situation
goshoujinsama
>>59788774
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baguio
d-do you still want to?
>>59789189
me senpai
>>59786712
stop touch
>>59786712
uhhh oni sann ahhh
Tfw Dutdut will make our internet speed faster by letting foreign competition come in
Fuck Im stuck with 3.5Mbps
>>59788756
I feel sorry for your mother
dead internet bullshit fucking connections
>>59789501
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/020/293/8c8.gif
Hold the door
;__;
>>59789189
Packing my bags right away
but before we go through my Boipucci is usable from 3 pm to 8pm I don't do latenights afternoons or mornings desu
>>59789646
This took me around 9 sec to play properly
>>59789688
I just want to hold your arm while watching you browse 4chan late at night in bed
Well that anon yesterday got his rainy season wish
Feels good being soaked with the rain as I was almost near my door
>>59790003
>>59789688
as we rest under 3 blankets and sipping hot choco
Has ERP returned to /asean/?
lewd nep
lewd
>>59790003
>>59790474
no funny business romantic moments must be enjoyed slow and steady I might give an exception if my mood depends
not like I'm doing it for myself or anything hmmph baka
not
Did i miss the lewdposting~?
>>59790670
>>59791136
You need Jesus
>>59790670
>>59791136
Hi~
Its raining hard here in Novaliches
>>59791738
Hi sissy boy
>>59790681
just pure non-lewd affection with (You)
does SMART has a fucking cut-off for their shitty data form now on? No connection from 10:00 AM - 7:25 PM
>>59791910
H-Hi...
Why are you holding that axe?
add me
im lewd senpai
im lewd
>>59792187
lick it
>>59792138
eyy hews
do some lewd of Sylvia Lyynheym
I need et
Tfw no big bull to bule me
>>59791136
Now my dick is diamonds fuck off anon. Please?
>>59792001
but take responsibility if you decide to ripe my fruit the delicate feeling of an innocent fragile Shoujo must be taken into consideration Oniichan
fucking Malays beating innocent people
I wish China lend Dutdut some nuke to bombard you
>>59792223
lick my pants
While you guys are beig absolutely lewd, i'm sitting here doing absolutely nothing.
Fuck you guys.
>tfw me and Brunei-senpai are booking our trip to
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>tfw Brunei-senpai doesn't mind sharing bedroom with me
This is unprecedented lewdness
>>59792486
I don't want to do anything lewd to you,I just want to not feel lonely ;__;
>>59786712
more nudes
senpai
Guys, lets all spam hentai and porn threads - League of Legends
why
>>59793288
delet dis
>>59793052
Britbong? Is that you?
>>59793439
it's flipbong,you silly indo
>>59793439
Ok
>>59793355
>Sylvia Lyynheym
>>59793606
sorry,don't me mad at me please
How do you confess to your love ones, anon? directly or via text?
>fug wo im lewd you dick shit>>59793707
>>59793707
in front of them, but I usually do it while I'm about to drink tea or something, so I can cover my mouth to hide disappointment if I get rejected
Good
Sex tourists should all be shot desu
>>59793612
>>59793648
I-I'm not mad at you...
Baka...
>>59793707
send her a pic of an I <3 (you) cake with your dick on top
trust me senpai she'd be into you within seconds
>>59793857
t. John Smith
>>59793866
Sakurahime is doing her exam and she won't be back for a while I made sure of it (drugged).
>>59781943
this is the 3rd time I've seen this happen on the news
>>59793956
>her
>she
>>59793956
W-Why would you do that?!
That's not right!
>>59793707
by going full autist and tells her you really like and want to copulate with her.
But the last time I confessed was the most painful one, that's why i'm done with 3D girls for the rest of my life
>>59789501
Nothing will happen unless they invest on new infra.
In the end we will still get the same shit on a different package that's what the Aussie internet didn't happen.
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
>>59793976
Its just the same story for some reason its causing a panic
>>59794230
don't bully the muslims anons itt please,TIA
>>59794230
HE DID IT
>>59794267
Im not bullying
why did you notice my post?
no one else did?
What's /asean/'s opinion on the US lifting the arms embargo on Vietnam?
>>59794354
I'm sorry but it's just that when people say that online,they usually say it mockingly
>>59794406
the cold war is over,no one cares anymore
>>59794406
Good for Vietnam.
I expect foreign investors to flock there instead of here soon
While we get crap form china.
>>59793812
True gents.
Are you shaking a little bit too, anon?
>>59793906
There's nothing amazing about SEA Men's small dick, m8.
>>59794157
what does she did to you, anon senpai?
>>59794512
except for our fucked up 'nam vets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>59794835
do they really?
Please stop this degeneracy
>>59794921
only the crazy rightwing racists that get actually triggered when they see a SEA
>>59794406
>Indos got embargo'd by US for F series spare parts
>Fuck it
>Indos then switch to SU
Best decision ever made.
>>59794970
why? weren't the south their allies? and wasn't they who let the south vietnamese down?
>>59794124
I'm back.
>TFW I can't do most of the calculations since I don't even know what the symbols mean
>TFW it was hard as shit
>TFW I would really flunk the test if it weren't for capacity management, quality and factors involved in the design of business process
Shit, I'm just grateful there were questions I could answer, otherwise I'm really screwed.
>>59795052
The vietnam war was probably the most psychologically traumatizing for burgers. Mutiny was a major problem and we'd end up torching villages of innocents or allies that we thought were viet cong
Im waiting for the time
Where no one knows my name
to leave this place behind
Is this my final end?
>>59795082
>tfw nervous about my Social Studies exam tomorrow
Well, atleast there is also a math exam at the same day, and i'm pretty good at math.
Such is the usual life of an introvert (AKA me).
>>59795200
how about the korean war vets?
Let's play a game of guessing songs, /asean/.
>ONCE THERE WAS THIS GIRL I KNEW, SHE HAD ALL SHE COULD WANT
>BUT HER UNHAPPINESS EXCEEDED WHAT SHE'D FLAUNT
>SHE SAYS 'EVERYONE AROUND HERE'S WASTING MY TIME'
>ALL OF HER POSSESIONS GONNA MAKE HER FEEL FINE
>>59795200
>>>59795052
>The most psychologically traumatizing for burgers
This is what happen when you send Party Goers Junkie into the war.
>>59795510
they're starting to die off, not as rapidly as WW2 vets (grandfather is 92 but never had to fight in the war as a navigator)
>>59795637
yeah DUDE WEED LMAO was huge over there
>>59795426
[INSANE LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]
ya'll 4 chan faggotss need to settle down reddit aint having none of that shit
>>59795588
Tsumugi Kotobuki - Honey Sweet Tea Time
>>59795756
[HOPE INTENSIFIES]
>>59795426
>good at math
Teach me senpai :3
I'm just happy the hardest subject is off the table now. Econs and Business Law wouldn't be too troublesome for me.
>>59795789
What are you on about Indonesia?
>>59795810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTa6Xbzfq1U
>>59795810
Syke!
You're wrong!
It's Goldfinger - Vintage Queen
Pretty good taste in waifus, tho...
https://youtu.be/sHAaPwzL7tQ
>>59795814
Too bad the studio opted for Dangan Ronpa 3 anime instead of a game.
>>59795876
Nah. Too lazy.
Plus, i'm pretty frigging tired and it's nearly 12 PM right now.
>>59795973
Scratch that, I googled and found they're making a game after all. Danganronpa V3: New Semester of Killing.
>>59796090
It's not the same hope's peak group, sadly.
It's supposed to be a new group, and it's themed to crimes.
Sounds pretty interesting.
>>59796054
Rude ;__;
My brain is mush right now
>>59796173
I don't really mind if it's a different group though, in fact I'm pretty excited for it now.
>>59796187
And my brain is disoriented from staying up late right now.
So we're even.
>>59796222
Me too.
Here's to hoping that the villain isn't junko again.
>>59782937
Is it a job if you do it for free?
>>59796333
a pathetic hobby maybe
>>59796313
Hmmph >__<
Anyways, I heard there's a new Danganronpa animu coming up. Are you waiting for it?
>>59794406
It's been practically lifted since 2012. This just formalizes it. So it's meaningless.
Viets are too poor to buy either way.
>>59796528
Yes.
>tfw they already killed off makoto in some spin-off manga
Holy fuck that came from nowhere.
>>59781943
The fools.
They didn't realize how sexy pinays looked, the viagra was overkill.
>>59796669
That better not be canon. I want Naegi x Kirigiri ship to sail
>>59796940
Chances are, it IS canon.
Now i'm just dissapointed.
>>59794157
it's okay anon, we all have that traumatic experience
>>59794742
I only get shaken, not stirred.
Seriously though, if I get rejected right in front I'd make an excuse to get out of there, Then forget about her, to lick my wounds. Then, move on, then be glad about it 3 months later because now she looks like shit.
I wonder what would happen if some indon went full /k/ommando and decided to shoot off a napalm round at a forest...
>>59795082
edi wow bobo putang ina
>>59794112
I don't post here to argue about genders, gender is a social construct, so it really doesn't matter what you identify yourself :)
>>59794124
cuz I like them defenceless
>>59797324
>>59797448
s-sorry
was intended as a shitpost not an argument ;_;
>>59797165
Everything is a dream
This is one true ending
FUCK
THAT FUCKING LIGHTNING SPOOKED ME AND MADE ME WAKE UP
Thank God it's the rainy season though after the harsh summer that reached 50C
>>59798169
what you need to do is hold up cutlery near the tv antenna or near an electric socket for good measure of safety
you're all so goddamn cute
>>59797165
So am I since there wouldn't be any Naegi X Kirigiri ship
>>59797325
You cuck
>>59799565 too
>>59799780
You are the cutest cuck I know
>real thread is kill
does sakurahime still hang around here?
>>59800327
Not anymore after I, Flipbong, killed her.
>>59793707
Done once, via message. I just wanted to get rid of my feeling, so I chose the easiest way. I didn't "tembak", I just said I loved her though. She didn't like me back, well it was expected. After that I forgot her completely.
heheheheh
hehehehe
hehehehe
>>59797262
>>59801639
Is move on really that easy?
She'll never see you like the way she used to anymore, though. And that's kinda torturing if you ask me, since she's the one you used to love the most.
>>59805041
of course not, it's never easy. That's why you must be cold and represss those feeling deep inside your fragile heart by cutting all means of communications and any evidence of her in your life.
>>59800241
>>59799828
>ywn be Liza's bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa2ckzGIgyc
>Prophet Muhammad can't even read
Muslims here think he's a guy that they should look up to, lmao
>>59808008
she's impure though
wakey wakey
sex tourists disgust me
i apologize for my countrymen's actions
>>59810030
Gwyn did nothing wrong
>>59810027
I just want to wake up every morning to her smile
>>59812701
simple man, with simple dreams ;__;
>>59810030
Im already at the office
Fuck me it would take me weeks to encode all of these files
god hates peenoise
>Wake up, anon. It's slavery time.
Try not to pissed Mr.Wong today, Ok?
>wake up
>go to /news/ instead of tv
>Girls born this year will be '75% more likely to go to university' than boys
>Atheist Fedoralords Take Over Miami
>Venezuela Food Crisis
>25 boys got caught having sex with girl(s) in campus by campus cctv
What the fuck happens
>>59815269
>Girls born this year will be '75% more likely to go to university' than boys
this means more chances of me getting paired up with women in university, yes!!
>>59815562
>girls born this year
>more chances of you getting paired up with women
If you're still in uni in 18 years time, then yes.
>>59815269
>Over 25 boys got caught having sex with girl(s) in campus by campus cctv
Human needs restrictions (since human has dopamine), that's why the concept of God exists. The God humbled down the human.
What does the English phrase "one more stair" means? I never heard that.
>>59815818
That's good as concept. People in past overpopulate themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P6SmD6yBF0
6:20 where it gets funny.
>>59815562
>Implying those girls will still choose you rather than six packed douchebag jocks even if those girls probably know they will be cuck'd by them, eventually.
>>59794742
>>59797262
I got cucked by her bestfriend
>>59816293
>her best friend
At least it's not your best friend who stole her from you.
>>59781943
>dead bules
mfw
>>59791136
>>59790670
>wake up
>still not deleted
Good morning /asean/
What's your breakfast?
Im having tempura
>>59817715
Selamat pagi
Fried kuey teow, egg, bergedil and sambal
>>59817785
if only I'm home right now.
>>59817914
In uni right now?
Based Dutdut, Yellowshills BTFO
>A number of LP members are jumping ship as some 80-90 of the 116 members of President Aquino’s political party in the House wanted to join the incoming Duterte administration’s Coalition for Change to be part of the majority but would like to remain affiliated with the LP.
>A smaller number of LP members are expected to become the House minority and stick it out with Speaker Feliciano Belmonte Jr., who has already conceded the speakership fight to incoming Davao del Norte Rep. Pantaleon Alvarez of PDP-Laban, Duterte’s anointed Speaker.
>>59817785
>bergedil
my sides
>>59817937
Yes, in boarding house.
No one sells that food in the morning as a breakfast here.
>>59818142
>let's jump ships and make it obvious how much of a trapo we are
top cuckoldry
>>59817785
perkedel is indon oc
do not steal
>>59818142
those are probably the Gloria shills that jump over the LP when Pnoy won
this is why we will never have a two party political system
>>59818142
>>59818310
Unsurprising, since this happens every time a national election ends. Lots of Gloria's supposed allies jumped ship to LP when PNoy won in 2010. That's what electing a minority president will do to our political scene.
So much for no more pork barrel no more incentive to jump ship
>>59817715
>tempura
>for breakfast
I'm worried about your blood pressure anon chan.
>>59818291
perkedel belongs to denmark
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikadeller
just like the thomas cup
>open the thread by accident
>it's just a bunch of Flips posting hentai, taking photos with can on their hands, and pretending to be little anime girls
What do you boys have to say for yourselves?
>>59818980
D E L E T
>>59819058
*cum, not can
Gonna go kill myself now desu
>>59819058
we watch porn and hentai. there will be times when you got fed up with porn because you just fucked your gf or picked up somebody to have one night stand with and hentai suddenly seems much better to fap to
>>59819111
a is pretty far from u, tho. How can you do that?
Mfw it's finally raining here!
I want to take the afternoon off and just sleep
>>59818980
perkedel is made of minced potato
frikadel or frikadeller is made of minced meat
therefore perkedel is indon oc
>perkedel belongs to denmark
>just like the thomas cup
DELET
>>59784720
is it even worth playing games in australia
>shit internet
>everything is censored
>everything is expensive
>>59818980
Frikadeller are great, maybe one day indos will afford to make it the proper way.
>>59818142
Based Duts.
>>59820114
They should make COA work their asses and check on the PDAF usage 2bh
Fucks lazy or getting bribed, the agency needs a reshuffle or new hires
Is everyone here a fag
>>59819839
Too poor to afford meat, senpai.
>>59820428
Is that why you eat tohu and tempe with every meal
>>59792187
Holy shit, we have the same laptop, anon.
>>59820114
well he needs insurance bribe money
>>59820073
>>59793707
I don't. Why the fuck would I do that?
>>59820485
Tahu, tempe, egg, chicken, fish, bakso, etc.
But personally I rarely eat beef. Usually only once a month.
>>59781943
>chinese viagra
>>59818142
They jumped ship because its a new administration but they wanted to be with LP because they know Dudirty will not finish his term and the current VP is a LP member.
They should release all of those names so people will remember in 2019 and 2022.
post only the BEST coffee
I will start
Actually now there is no reason to post any other brew, so I will end as well
>>59793707
I confessed to this girl. She was my classmate on my second year high school. It started by my friend. My friend told me if i brave enough to confess to her, he'll treat me to eat pizza. I said why not. I thought confessing to a girl gonna be easy. So i decided to do it after school.
So, i took this girl hand and brought her to this garden behind school. After we arrived at that garden, i released her hand and wanted to confess. But when i look into her eyes, i couldnt open my mouth. I started to feel being in love with her. I choked and couldnt say anything. She kept waiting for me to talk.
After a while she said "What do you want to talk about? I'll leave if you are not going to say anything. I said "Wait for a while."
But the words didnt want to come out. She kept saying "What is it? I really have to go." But i kept saying "Wait for a while".
We stood there for like half hour until i saw from afar that one of the janitor walked towards us.
I panicked but still maintained my composure.
So i mustered up my courage, looked into her eyes, and said "I really like you and i want you to be my girlfriend".
And then she smiled, one of the most beautiful smile i ever saw. And then she said "What? really? I also like you but i cant decide it for now. Wait for a while and ask again later okay?"
I quickly said okay just because janitor was getting closer to us. I was afraid he'll ask some weird question.
That girl smiled again and left me alone. My mind was full of fuck i started laughing like a retard.
>>>/qa/539428
>>>/qa/539428
>>>/qa/539428
>>>/qa/539428
Hiroshimoot OOT
>>59822081
>ask again later okay?
hehe
>>59822081
You should have befriended that janitor
He'll probably give you some fucking spots
>>59822081
Well, you should say thanks to Janny.
Hehehe
>>59822081
>lying on the chons
#IpasokSiDickSaDict
good morning asean :3
>>59823373
Good morning Ameri-chan.
How's living in US feels like?
>>59814990
>ywn be her bf
>>59823777
>Dat boobs
She has a lot of potential though, since she's still highschooler.
>>59822081
You know whats the next move
rape her
>>59823753
Glorious
How are you indo friend?
>>59823948
Normal. Well, the Gov is too corrupt, to be honest.
Also it's hot here.
>>59824064
One day life will get better for you
It's also very hot and humid here, finally have the air conditioning on for the evening
What's for lunch lads? Eating 3rd world food here.
>>59823373
G-Good morning...
>>59824134
Sorry, I'm not intended to ERP. I'm just using reaction image.
Also, I'm not brit-kun.
>>59821833
is that instant coffee? i drink grounded starbucks coffee
>>59824139
How is life in your country friend?
>>59824097
Amen to that.
Which state do you live in, anon?
>>59824108
top tier food that never fails to trigger muh holy local church
>>59824108
Pic related.
Plus some slices of fruits.
>>59824255
Minnesota
Doesn't get nearly as hot as any of SEA but it can get horribly humid
O shit Obama speak began.
>>59824385
101% halal
>go to local noodle store
>staff shouts at me
>"SHEERA SHAI MUH ZEN"
>the fuck is this shit
>order a table for one and waitress asks
>what do you want to order
>pork tonkytonks
>ebi yucky wonton
>yucky mesha blah blah
>...
>"just get me that black garlic chinese noodles"
>waitress babbles more weeb words i can't understand
>cook brings out my order of noodles while saying in weeb language, something along 'pleasured of being cummed inside'
>served my noodles while blabbering nore weebshit
>staff keeps shouting SHY MUH SEN whenever someone comes in the store
>i can't take this shit anymore
>hurry up and finish my noodles disgruntled
fucking weebs, can they get more obnoxious than this?
>>59824614
is that in Tokyo Tokyo?
>>59824614
Vids or gtfo kudasai
>>59824733
They do that there?
>>59824614
It's not being a weeb if they're required to do it.
