>you're home at night, shitposting/fapping or playing vidya
>suddenly a heavy knock on your door
>you see picrelated through a peephole
Your actions, /int/?
>>59628354
>peeping through peephole
>not just ignoring it until they go away because there's nobody home
open the door
get on the floor
same as this >>59628312
>>59628354
Pretend I have a gun, hopefully they'll kill me.
escape throught the window
drive to the airport, buy any at any price plane ticket to asia
leave peru
call family back
>>59628354
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY
>>59628354
>Microwave HDD
>Take cyanide pill
>>59628393
walk the dinosaur
>>59628354
>my time has come
>grab hardball ak47
>shout allahu akbar while charging them
>death by cop
>>59628354
>"...can I help you?"
>>59628522
What you got in that HDD?
>>59628354
Hello gentlymens how i can help you?
>>59628354
spread my boypussy and hope them to rape me
Open door, step outside and close door behind me, ask why they're here.
>>59628776
Plots to return Constantinople to Christendom
>AM I BEING DETAINED
>>59628814
>Open door
Yep
>step outside and close door behind me
Noooo no-no-no
AM I UNDER ARREST
AM I BEING DETAINED
IM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
>>59628841
Wrong answer, son.
>>59628858
kek
Call my "roof" (dunno hows it translated) local criminals.
Explain situation.
Wait for another party van
>>59628814
>implying they wouldn't bust in and grab you the second you opened the door
This is a raid, they aren't telling you that you left your lights on.
>>59628905
by "roof" criminals, you mean the guys who you pay for "protection," right?
>>59628905
You mean the Russian Mob?
>>59628944
>tfw it's still 90's in your shithole
yep
>>59629031
fucking hell
what would they do?
>Those guys
>Knocking
>>59629031
It'll all be okay Dima. You'll keep on keeping on.
>>59628898
YOU'RE FREE TO GO !
>>59628354
"the nigger just ran out the back door officers! he stole my tv!"
jump off the balcony
Murricans have that expirience already after Boston terrorist attack they our brothers(bratushki)
>>59629385
all i can read there is "blizhniy vostok" (middle east?), "legendary liberator" and "democrator." Is it making fun of foreign intervention in that hell-hole called the middle-east?
>>59628403
THIS.
This is why I have an orthadox cross I don't wear, lmao.
>>59629446
>all i can read there is "blizhniy vostok" (middle east?
yep
>Is it making fun of foreign intervention in that hell-hole called the middle-east?
I do not quite understand you. But yes :-)
