Bassline edition
cara
crayon pop
Hire me
eating room temperature lidl meatballs straight out of the can
>>59593243
I like my beats fast and my bass down low
>>59593290
Sounds peng haha might make some nachos x
Yesterday I rang up for a job, the receptionist said there was work available but the staff were currently in a meeting and that I should leave my details so they could ring me back.
They never did.
Now I've rang them twice today and the phone just rings and no one answers
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>59593286
*hires you*
>>59593243
>sony ericsson w810i
I had that phone
>>59593324
Give me more money
>>59593290
You make me feel fancy sitting here eating my lunch of a 150g bag of cheese puffs and a 500ml Euro Shopper energy drink
sort of want a pet gecko
>>59593366
don't they're shit
A lot of stuff arrived in the post for Poleaboo today
Had to sign for one of the items
He always sees me in the same clothes and knows I'm always at home during working hours
I wonder what the postman is thinking?
>sister and her bf moving in next door
what did I do to deserve this
>>59593321
They're all standing around the phone chatting and creasing up whenever you ring
having a go
feel like going digital is the next step in human evolution 2bh
when will women fight against the sexist, ageist, car insurance rates?
>>59593381
Nothing about you. He just wants a signature so he can go home
>>59593409
did you just get here from the early 90s lad?
Just saw on This Morning some actor on for Coronation Street with Down's syndrome
I'm as edgy as the next guy on here, but I couldn't help but think good for him
Am I getting old?
This was by far the best cellphone of my life
>>59593412
When they learn how to overcome objective mathematical truths.
>>59593440
They had one on Tracey Beaker years ago
Why are people from Glasgow called Luigis?
>>59593444
that's not the w810i
dont reply to him
>>59593444
>cellphone
fuck off yank
>>59593444
*chucks a banana into the distance and you go scampering after it*
Heh. Dealt with.
>>59593412
Are you implying men pay more ? Don't think they do
>>59593440
Bet she grew up to be a fitty lads
>>59593484
Are you implying women shouldn't be paying less? Sexist
hips are absolutely destroyed
dont crash into a tractor at 50mph, it hurts
/brit/ is an Australian normie general
>man didn't have a k750i
Saw my first ever glimpse of porn on this bad boy when I was ~11. Top lad from my year blutoothed me a video of Jenna Jameson getting fucked on a boat (still widely available if you search "Jenna Jameson boat"). I still remember wanking to it in the toilet when I got home.
doing a poo
>post-colonial borders were drawn wrong because different cultures were placed together causing violence
>yet multiculturalism is good and we should have it here
>>59593491
I was wrong.
been feeling sick for about an hour but just got up and had a massive burp and now I feel great hahahaha hahaha ahh *tries to wipe the tears away but they won't stop*
who /afraidtochecktheiremail/ here?
>he didn't have the original snake phone
haven't wanked in almost a year now
where o where did my sex drive go
>>59593536
i had some SE phone that would literally turn off if you bumped it. a m8 had the same phone and it would do the same thing hahahaha
that would have been like 2007 or something tho
Business idea: send our rich kids to Asia so on average whites top their IQ tests
i own a tractor. should i crash into it going 50mph?
omg that episode of rake was amazing, or maybe i just forgot how good rake was... did any of you lads watch it?
>>59593538
Bit of a disingenuous remark mate
>Muslims probably hijacked the plane
Ummm, I don't think so sweetie xx
Try being a little bit less racist next time x
>>59593572
>filename
fuck off yank
>>59593538
Assimilation into a shared culture can work with difficulty. Genuine multi-culturalism is a massive challenge and obstacle in basically every country it exists
>>59593581
christ
are you fat? depressed?
>>59593611
Fuck you, I hate it when you post like that.
>>59593571
Afraid to check it incase I've been accepted/rejected for a job I applied to in a moment of madness
I just want to lie here with my nothingness
>>59593593
umm, yes!
but only if you are the stupid idiot that spams the interracial porn like almost every day
eating 2 (two) ham, coleslaw and cheddar sarnies
enjoying them very much
lads post your creps
>>59593605
Your population is disingenuous
>>59593599
got it on the dvr lad
was it a strong return?
>>59593628
ummm sensing a lot of negativity here :) x
chill vibes only here dude x aha !!!!!!!
>>59593581
>he fell for the no fap meme
ahahahaha!!!!
>>59593654
No there are some ingenous ones in there. The Maori for example.
>>59593401
>>59593671
lmao so tru x
british NEETs discussing politics is like a dog howling at the moon
obtrusive and needless
shut the fuck up
>>59593659
the first 5 minutes were a bit weak but yeah overall it was just as good as before! :))
>>59593473
Thanks but I just prepared a typical 'café colonial' for my family and I'm just waiting for the pão de queijo to finish cooking
>>59593444
*bluetooths you a sick graff theme*
>>59593739
Good post but Rorke's not going to like it
>>59593745
very good to hear my m8
was it just an hour or was it a meme length because it's the return
>>59593534
i'm probably the least normie australian here
>diagnosed autist
>virgin
>no friends
>never leave the house
>neet for nearly 5 years
*knocks you out in one blow*
>>59593772
just an hour friendo :) x
Only nonces during the working day
>>59593739
Haha wow someone skived their zoology class
>>59593775
Are you the schizophrenic Aussie? Because I don't think anyone could top him
Busting (a nut) makes me feel good
>>59593804
t. nonce
I'm a diagnosed virgin lads
>>59593775
i wonder how australian neets compare to other neets in the world in terms of how hard it is to exist.
i get the impression that the average person here is rather outgoing compared to other countries.
>>59593808
wolves howl for a reason spastic
dogs don't have a reason
>>59593622
>Genuine multi-culturalism is a massive challenge and obstacle in basically every country it exists
>
>>59593755
It didn't have bluetooth. It was infrared, you had to take two phones with the same technology and unite their 'heads'.
The transfer speed was about 5kbps
Gravy and chips is a fucking delicious combo and if you disagree you're probably a southerner
>he's unironically a neet
thought aussies were surfbording brads. i feel betrayed
>>59593824
more like patriarchybusters amirite ;)
watching Gavin and Stacy haha
large up pam & mick x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE
lifes tuff
diagnosed with BBC lads
>>59593809
is that the guy who went fucking nuts about the girl on the bus and like genuinely wanted to kill her? hahaha
>>59593628
omg temper tantrum much lol! :) x
try pilates darlin xo
>>59593857
southerners have curry and chips the pakis
would love to try base jumping down a mountain one day
looks like the ultimate, final thing you can do as a human being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5ggiVQltCU&feature=youtu.be
>>59593899
hope you recover
>>59593882
live* omg learn to spell you stupid swede
>>59593798
hahaha okay! can't wait :)
*scratches my head*
hmm...
can't seem to think of anything to post
wait a second... aha! i'm on to something!!
"doing a poo" is sure to go down well with the lads, it's a timeless gimmick after all
L-LADS, LADS...
doing a poo
ahahahahaha!!
>>59593850
Oh Christ the damage is even worse than I thought
>>59593899
im sorry
not liking this swede very much
>>59593366
Chav pet desu
>>59593916
unless you're that guy who fucked up his glider suit jump and slammed into a bridge so hard he exploded
>>59593951
sorry lad
please enlighten me
ugh, these tights were supposed to be ivory
They look more like cream
>>59593856
>implicando
Você tem Alguma coisa que você quer dizer?
Tracksuit bottoms are a bit muddy, spilt some yogurt on them too
hey stop typing like this, it's my gimmick
>>59593809
schizophrenics can be normies
>>59593243
>>59593347
Those phones were the shit. Reliable as a Nokia but way more features, like being able to use the camera flash as a flashlight, which was pretty badass for ~2005. I kind of miss T9 being a thing. Best way to text with one hand, now all people care about is Swype, which is OK but not as good as T9.
*squeals loudly*
>>59593983
Forgot pic
>>59593992
were u walking your dog
yoohoo, cute girlies over heeeeere smoochie smoochie haha xxx ;)
>>59593981
Dogs don't howl, they bark
>>59593979
sauce?
>>59593992
good lad for wearing comfy tracky dacks instead of uncomfy jeans :)
reminder to not reply to him
feel like GoT is shit these days, but i watch it anyway
>>59593243
I've been listening to this for a while. What else do I need for an authentic UK bass experience?
They don't want you to reply to him.
>>59594041
i'll try to find it, i saw it like 3 or 4 years ago on /sp/ tbqh though
>>59593988
Qrya mahs teinho que desligar o forno
>>59594021
Yeah in the fields
>>59593654
I'm English mate, I just live amongst these retards.
>>59593845
After living in Aus for two years and meeting NEETs I have the answer. Your NEETs are less common but when you find them they're 100 times more autistic and shit
>>59593857
Gravy and chips, especially with cheese is GOAT
t. Southerner
>>59594031
Your mum howls
>poortherners who haven't travelled past their constituency boundary think that southerners don't have gravy at chip shops
lol, okay sweetie :) x
such sheltered lives
>>59594031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UB94O0p1Ls
ah yes
my dog literally howls every night
THE BANKERS
THE BOLLOCKS
Piff phone
>>59594041
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac4_1330294369
ye here you go. some sources say he basically exploded, some say half his body was torn off. either way the guy ate serious shit.
>>59594109
why do you live there
wish I could move to NZ tb.h
it's a
>neet argues about dogs with me for no reason
debate
hmmmm
> Things I have achieved today:
[x] Nothing
[ ] Something
> Things I will achieve today:
[x] Nothing
[ ] Something
detox for calcified pineal gland
>>59594166
man that's insane
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252288
Mildly important poll
*hang glides into a wall*
YEEOOOWWWWWCHHH!!!!!!!!
>>59594267
whoopsie daisies, this isn't google... ahahahah!
>>59594166
phwoar that's going to smart in the morning
reminder that true communism has not been tried
>>59594244
All of this would be solved with the reintroduction of national service
*shovels a load of runt newborns into the furnace*
mmm this will keep the house toasty :)
going to quickly rag one out then clean the pans
>>59594295
>NO T SHIRT OPTION
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>>59594318
The difference between Marxism-Leninism and Communism is like the difference between Fascism and Nazism
Communism is destructive and cancerous in any shape or form
>only work 20 hours a week
>2 ten hour shifts
So bored lads ffs
tfw the smartest person to have ever graced this general
is me!
>mfw one small group of Jews in Russia in 1917 managed to ruin half of the world and change the course of history forever
>>59594378
how so?
>>59594295
I'm wearing a rugby shirt
*bangs fist on table*
>>59594414
Well Mick, what is it now?
>>59594369
>>59594409
Bit chilly to be exposing your arms
>>59594429
THE GLOBALISTS..........ARE AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
>>59594432
lad its fucking roasting out
watching machining videos on youtube again lads
>>59594432
It's long sleeved and I'm cosy inside :) please amend your poll and I'll be happy to join in x
>grab hair
>few strands of hair come out
fucking hell
i said get out the car
roo roo normies roo
>>59594180
Are you between 18 and 30 years old?
>>59594501
isn't that normal?
that's been happening to me for years
>>59594546
fucking hope so
lads just imagine being scottish for a moment. chilling.
some one from /brit/ doxxed me and now all i hear when i turn on the computer is the seinfeld theme song ffs fuck off you cunt
Got a tummy ache lads
t-minus 6 hours until im chatting up 2 qts for an entire hour
>>59594569
Literally hiding all rasheed comments and doing a poo comments now
>>59594569
doing god's work lad
>>59594604
bullshit lmao
mate that was a top lunch
*blows out my cheeks, sits back in my chair and rubs my tummy*
>>59594642
I'm not your mate
They don't want you to know that the moon is a hologram.
can't believe how redpilled moly's become all of a sudden
emosh banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B-4Lsrx8IA
Just wanked to gay twink porn twice lads
I have a gf so it's not gay tbqh
>>59594685
hey could you do me a favour please?
=)
Thoughts?
>>59594642
*grabs you by the collar*
I'm not you fucking mate, mate.
*pushes you back in your chair*
>>59594721
hmm
get out please
>>59594721
on the cross
>>59594731
that's what you get for being a normie cunts
>50 minute moly video
no thank you
>>59594731
lmao
Just to let you know I'm OP of this thread, SOOO, I hope you all realise I'm a force to be reckoned with lol, give me plenty of (you)'s and I'll let you live x
had a wank and washed 10 days worth of runts down the toilet
>>59594782
play it in the background whilst you do something
Imagine you got suddenly transformed into an attractive female you could live the rest of your life as a billionaire playing videogames on twitch and making ASMR videos for youtube
>>59594731
revenge for collonialism
Morrisons are literally downsizing my favourite products and making them more expensive
Whilst the fat-free copies are staying the same size and getting cheaper
Why do fucking fat obese cunts ruin everything, I don't want to eat this shit disgusting artificial food
ANTI-SEPPO RANGER ACTIVATE
>>59594828
>collonialism
accidentally told my mam yesterday that I wanted to kill myself ha
>>59594821
this is why i hate modern men
weak, pathetic plebeians.
>>59594855
>colinaluminiumism
>>59594867
she probably understood why you would being Irish and all
>>59594855
ebin
one extra l
you got me brother
put this on r/4chan for mega karmazz!! :D
can someone rub my sore belly
> when the runts stop fanning the flames
chuck them in the fire and get some fresh ones
>>59594894
okay, but I charge by the hour
>>59594746
>>59594769
>even a faggot has a gf while you sit in your mum's house being a pathetic little NEET
are there any visual differences between Ireland and the UK
honestly if you were suddenly dropped into Ireland you wouldn't even notice it
>>59594867
was she supportive?
>this is why i hate modern men
>weak, pathetic plebeians.
>>59594917
well you would
the land and grass is completely different for a start
//59594890
And one extra (You) for me... heheh
*pockets it and does not return the favour*
cya later, friendo! x ;)
Imagine being an adult male and typing something like >>59594935
>Yankee Doodle
>Traditions place its origin in a pre-Revolutionary War song originally sung by British military officers to mock the disheveled, disorganized colonial "Yankees" with whom they served in the French and Indian War. The British troops sang it to make fun of the Yankee simpleton who thought he was stylish if he simply stuck a feather in his cap.
Sound familiar?
>>59594912
>faggot
fuck off yank
Imagine being a male adult and posting kpop/anime
Literally the lowest of the low
>>59594982
imagine not being a tomato
>>59594841
Morrisons is a dying supermarket. They were late to adopt to online shopping and are now languishing.
having a go
@66
imagine getting this upset over having a (You) stolen from you
pathetic haha
doing a post
Imagine being a fucking crop and your only duty in life is to feed (You)s to your master.... heheh
>>59595010
>online shopping
does anyone actually do this or is it just middle class/elderly people
gf just fired this out of a cannon to me
@aussies: out
having a think
cool story bro... not!
going to subway for breakfast lads
making an arrangement
AUSSIES OUT!
>>59595094
sounds rank
it's been about four years of constant drinking and alcohol no longer works against the crushing emptiness anymore lads
what next?
taking a risk
>>59595111
usually is
>>59595094
>subway
good goy
having a look
Just found a box of Tramadol in the medicine cabinet
>>59595127
opium
gonna start wanking but only because i don't really have anything better to do haha
Day 19 of not wanking.
Had another wet dream last night but I can't remember what it was about. Wet dreams are nice I guess but I feel less horny and charged up for having had it so in that respect I would prefer to not have them.
supporting my local businesses
taking a chance
having a go
>those old men that post on the Babestation forums
doing my best
>tfw top comment on a youtube video
need a poo but the normie is in the shower areeeeee
gonna spend all day playing tf2
>again
I bruise like a peach
>>59595186
wet dreams count its your fault for subconsciously thinking about sex start over
How is he so based lads?
I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
i can only ever get a boner to people admitting that they love each other and kissing
nudity is fine, but when they start to do the sexual business i get flaccid as shit. what the fuck is wrong with me, i find sex disgusting as shit
11 years ago it was 2005
11 years before 2000 it was 1989
Why does it feel as if absolutely nothing has happened from 2000-2010?
>>59595168
Tramadol is a tricky one to abuse because it can easily cause seizures. Also because it inhibits serotonin reuptake it can cause Serotonin Syndrome.
Dig deeper and see if you can find any dihydrocodeine.
>I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>59595240
Yeah bro dude YEAH! Bacon and waffles bro! Wooooo! You don't drive a V8? Heh are you a PANSY?
>>59595215
poo in your hand then fling it into the shower
not giving up
>>59595273
my favourite cocktail is tequila sunrise desu
just told mummy to fuck off and she actually did? wtf???
mummy? mummy...
