Best behaviour please edition.
>>59588948
who is this pure angel?
*steals your backpack and turns it inside out*
>>59589017
Sasha Grey, adult film actress
>>59589021
*fucks with your backpack strap lengths*
>>59588987
>>59589017
>>59589021
>>59589047
>>59589051
not an argument
>>59589047
lol that's a weird way of saying it, obviously she's an adult from the picture
>>59588942
what i don't get is why can't people just come up with new stories with female leads instead of just remaking old shit that had male leads?
>>59589021
Used to throw this kid's backpack on the roof of the school. One day he even got shouted at by the caretaker for it happening again.
Apparently he killed himself a couple years back lmao
>>59589047
don't forget she's also an author, model, and musician
>>59589065
Not cool. I'l point to your chest then flick your nose.
>>59589065
Hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-wPdFc33ww
Just remembered the time where I got bullied so much by a kiwi exchange student I had to fake my own death
>>59589063
Women would never go through all the effort involved at actually creating something original for themselves. They just complain until men create something that suits their vision. Just look at video games now
>>59589086
And philosopher.
>>59589101
Its actually a big issue over here. Watch out for any sad kiwis cuz there's a good chance they'll off themself
>>59589101
kekd
I don't know if it's always been like this and I just didn't notice, but at this point in time it's clear that The Guardian is basically a vehicle for disingenuous people to peddle their PC bullshit, and in a way that is dishonest and shows close to no journalistic integrity. The writers know that most of its readers are unscrupulous people who will latch onto whatever stance looks the most progressive on the surface, and the paper capitalises on this like it's going out of style.
As someone on the left I'm pissed off that what is supposed to be one of the most prominent liberal papers has turned into cancerous shit, and I think other leftists should feel the same way. The only reason I don't give it one star is because of my bias to it thanks to it being a left-wing paper. Everything else about it is shit.
muzzies blowing up another plane or was it the russians?
>>59589274
who fucking cares any more
Have The Independent always been as KEKED as they are now lads or is this more of a new development?
unirionically extorting someone on reddit
>>59589321
Probably got worse since they switched to online only and decided to try and become a buzzfeed clone.
gf's tasmanian tiger just delivered this
>>59589225
>>59589288
stop hurting mee
>>59589348
don't start that shit again
used to wank to grey A LOT
favorite mainstream porn star
Ah yes, this girl sounds nice doesn't she
Would anyone like to see her picture?
lucky to get 5 hours sleep a night before my back pain wakes me up
im too young for this shit
>>59589426
sounds like a boring cunt
>>59589426
> when a woman expresses a sense of independence
>>59589426
>Christian
Alas I must decline your offer fair maidan, but I seek a woman of higher intellect
knee slapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HpdMXDmywg
>>59589459
Too late
AND NOW FOR TONIGHT'S TOP STORY...
>>59589503
Fucks sake Dave
>>59589503
wew
ree
send help
>>59589503
she didnt mention being a man
>>59589519
Who is this semen demon?
>>59589583
Reported for being a fascist
just did an extremely rancid fart x
smells like broccoli even though I haven't eaten any for a while x
eating a ham and coleslaw sandwich x
>>59589321
>>59589339
I think it's gotten worse, they used to be fairly balanced now it's THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES
Shut up
>>59589665
Well they know their audience are retarded students so they're just pandering I guess. That market's already a bit saturated though.
>Jeremy Kyle breaks up with his wife
>keeps making jokes about never having sex
>gets loads of complaints for flirting when he did This Morning
h-ha come on Jez
the left is collapsing and it brings me endless joy
>>59589665
Well it does seem half, 'DA EVIL TORIES' and then the other half seems to be a load of obnoxious 25 year old women with English degree writing Huffington Post-tier article about Internet misogyny
Gay as fuck desu
>>59589785
berlin wall fell 16 years ago grandpa
>>59589772
>Jeremy Kyle says he rings his mum every week
>1990 was 16 years ago
>>59589785
debatable
>>59589870
Wish it was desu
>>59589870
debatable
>>59589902
not an argument
>>59589578
kevin
>>59589944
Explain this:
>>59589336
>>59589923
debatable
>>59589881
not really
the left all over the world is fully committed to running damage control for migration, a debate they simply won't win
other issues (that they arguably had a point on) like climate change and corporate corruption have been completely ignored
leftist parties are also being taken over by Muslims, a trend that will continue
you're a fucking runt and I'm coming to obliterate your mealy mouthed existence
Watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
*searches for arguments*
hmm, not a one
>>59590003
doubtful
>>59589962
saw this post
https://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/4jy1xn/score_that_gamertag_you_always_wanted_share_it_in/d3bd7bv
instantly snagged the tag
now i'm PMing him to arrange a price.
>>59590081
you intercepted it when the buyer released it?
>>59590106
I mean seller, of course.
>>59590081
>You live a world where people literally pay money just to have a name on their video games
hmmm, should I bother doing essay plans for past paper questions? I already know the content spot on, kinda feel like I'd be better off going over it one more time and then just relaxing a bit
homes under the hammer lads, bang tidy profits all round for the boomers
Haven't left the house in three weeks lads.
>>59590184
what exams?
Illuminati Globalist Transhumanists OUT
>>59590133
when M$ released it
they released over 1 million tags and are still releasing them for the next 7 hours.
>>59590184
>doing an essay based degree
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
ironically hate everyone itt
Bedroom smells of farts cause I've been farting all night
alri thailad
>>59590081
absolute scoundrel
>>59590216
Ah right I thought someone took it, and was selling it, to the reddit guy.
Stop shit posting, collect dem OG tags and use the money to kickstart my business ideas.
>>59590253
hello
might do a third poo
>>59590207
Econ exam about issues in Project Appraisal and CBA. Top laughs lad
>>59590224
I do Econ, we get a bit of both
Gf moved in with me last month and has been happily cooking, cleaning, ironing my clothes etc., feels good desu. She also mentioned one time she'd like to have a bunch of kids a while back.
She's 21 and should be done with her undergrad soonish, I will be 30 in June and have a decent income (60k-ish)
Thinking of proposing in the next few months lads, what do you think?
>>59590206
good lad. sound comfy desu
>>59590275
Wtf? project appraisal, as in NPV, IRR etc in economics?
>>59590294
alri nonce
>>59590294
How the fuck do you get a gf like this?
>>59590294
>21
>30
jesus christ this nonce bait is shite lad
>>59590301
It has been 2bh but the realisation that I'm ruining my life by doing this is growing stronger.
>>59590322
She's the younger sister of my good friend's younger sister's classmate, I met her at said good friend's wedding two years ago (back in Poland).
>>59590306
Yeah, this is an optional though, I guess it's technically a transport school module but like half the class is Econ students.
Lots of applied microeconomists work with CBA and project appraisal mate, that's where most of the hard graft get done these days. Macro is bullshit and snake oil
>>59590294
>falling for the traditional meme
husbands still got cheated on and divorced in the 50's
>>59590390
>Poland
ah so she's living off you then? sounds like a top woman
Cooking heaps of food for work tommorrow and smoking a joint watching old cycling footage its a good time
this websites good
http://ciclismopassion.com
>>59590392
Fair enough, I'm doing the exact same thing in my finance and accounting modules. But it's not essay based, the main part is the calculations for me
you might think lads... you might think that I would strongly object to a woman's affection... yes, that's what you might think...
well let me tell you something lads... I've got some news that might shock you... that might change your entire worldview, yes that's right!... you see...
I wouldn't object to that at all... that's right! I would not object to a cute girl looking longingly into my eyes and telling me with the utmost sincerity: "anon, I love you." Nor would I have any objection to her falling asleep on my chest after we kiss... no.... no I don't think I'd object to that at all
Last day of being 24. What should I do lads? Thinking of going to work, coming home and going to sleep haha.
Getting introduced to the younger sister of my former flatmate's younger sister's student's niece's patient's daughter's friend's granddaughter
>>59590476
magnificent gimmick
>>59590487
alri oldman, i'll be joining you in november xx
>>59590476
just want to let you know I have experienced this
>>59590476
More tjocking revealations at 11.
>>59590454
She is doing her undergrad here in the UK, we met at the party in Poland and then we kept in touch in the UK.
After that I'd rather she remained a housewife instead of working tbqh. I've worked quite hard to be able to support a family on my own.
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qWanpr7.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
remember when SkrtelPower said he'd let Manchester stay at his place if she went to a gig with him and he'd sleep on the floor so she could have his bed
>>59590372
don't understand this post tbph i'm from west london
>>59590294
Don't do it, you'll get bored of her once she's shitted a couple of kids out and becomes fat.
>>59590606
Was just reminding people that Liverpool lost
>>59590584
What happened to him, did he neck himself?
>>59590633
why do people need reminding. they always lose.
Did you lads here about that plane that isn't there anymore? Spooky
>>59590584
Use to play Pro Clubs with SkrtelPower way back in the day.
Even added each other on facebook and he sent me money to send him weed which I never got round to sending him.
Good times.
>>59590646
>here
>>59590646
yeah my mum says it was abducted by aliens
>>59590633
i'm well aware of that thank you lad so no need to remind me. next time think before you post.
>>59590644
He's got a suit and tie job now and looks to be doing rather well for himself
Still as bonkers about Liverpool and into his yank """""sports""""""
>>59590646
yeah my australian fuckbuddy says it was abducted by aliens
There's literally nothing wrong with any man of working age being with a 16-25 year old woman. Unmarried women pass their expiration date by 30 at the latest, for men that's closer to 50.
>>59590674
Why is your mum in the UK?
Absolutely loathe people who wear suits without ties lads.
>>59590584
literally who
me on the left
>>59590465
Yeah fair play, we've NPV and discounting calculations in the coursework, the exams more talking about the theoretical rationale behind discount rates and valuing the environment and that
>>59589519
I love this woman I wish I could be her toyboy I bet she's into some wild shit
>>59590762
im the bull
On my way to work lads.
I start at 9 haha.
Literally haven't been to work on time since February.
>>59590741
you know what's even worse? people who wear blazers over t-shirts
that's how you tell someone's a video game developer
>>59590778
piss off cunt there can only be 1 swede in /brit/
fuck all of you
honestly, just fuck OFF
>>59588948
>>59590825
Can I stay please?
>>59590575
>I'd rather have her be a housewife
In an age of supermarket delivery, washing machines, and all that other shit what do housewives actually do? They just sit on their arse all day. That's not you being a provider that's beta as fuck
>>59590322
>and have a decent income (60k-ish)
>>59590840
no, and don't ever reply to me again
>>59590863
but wait, I have questions
>>59590711
>16
alright nonce
reminder to not reply to you-know-who
umm lads?
http://news.sky.com/story/1698511/egyptair-jet-disappears-over-mediterranean-sea
archived about 6 months worth of thailad's posts
currently sifting through them to filter out the imposters posts, i'm well versed in identifying the difference in their posts no matter how short as there are many clues.
*points at you*
bevs?
*points around the room*
bevs, yeah?
beveroonis? cheeky beveraginos?
b0gies
alri lads feeling a bit lonely wouldn't mind a (You)
>>59590925
I look forward to your thesis
>>59590943
Really really dislike this post
there's so many ignored posts in this thread
this is one of them
(you)
>>59590843
Taking care of the household is not just chores, you need someone to organise your social life, e.g. invite friends for dinner regularly. Those are quite awkward with just one host.
The wife is an important social function, and a loving, available mother is crucial to the upbringing of our children.
(You)
roll on friday
me, dean, deano, gaz, baz, daz, dave, smithy, smithster, smithmeister and reggie are gonna paint the fookin' town red
>>59590741
Sometimes a situation isn't formal enough for a tie lad. Besides, ever worn a tie outside? Unless it's for an interview, a funeral or a very good job people think you're an absolute weapon.
Nothing quite like unbuttoning the top two shirt buttons and keeping your sport coat on with a simple pocket square inside, makes me feel relaxed but also pretty cool.
Hatting my own post so no other runts can do it
>>59588948
I'm on my worst behavior
>>59590963
Hello fellow /brit/ poster, I'm sure we have lots in common!
What do you think about that?
>>59591034
Fuck I forgot to refresh
*sharpens my scythe*
Harvest time soon, crops.
Heheh.
>>59591050
I'll live with it
>>59591026
If your clothes to be less formal you FIRST change your trousers and/or jacket so that they don't match. THEN if you want it to be even less formal you remove your tie.
Matching jacket and trousers with no tie is just disgusting.
>>59591010
>implying you're going to have kids straight away
>implying you have so many friends you need a personal secretary
>implying your wife is gonna have any mates if she's stuck at home all day
You're still a cuck la'
>>59590885
>brits so americanised by yank tv that they think we have their age of consent instead of ours
>>59591107
OH you! haha x
>Tory infighting over EU referendum continues
premeditating hijinks
>>59591169
crashing this party
WITH NO SURVIVORS
why do they film those fucking machines videos in the normandy from mass effect lads?
alastair cook is gonna do it lads
>>59591153
doesn't mean you should go round have sex with 16 years old you nonce
>>59591108
I partly agree, but when most people wear a t shirt and jeans to an expensive meal, what can you expect? It's definitely more commonplace to have a slim, tailored suit, partly unbuttoned shirt along with plain, designer trainers of some sort (common projects) it might not be traditional but at least these people are actually making an effort.
I wore a grey sport coat and trousers, Thom Browne shirt and common projects to a meal because the dress code was smart casual, I thought I'd be underdressed because it was fairly expensive. People were sat there wearing faded jeans, a t shirt and timberlands, nobody really cares about dressing formally anymore.
>>59591169
always found it weird that joker had a moustache. never thought he had one when i watched it as a kid cos of the white paint. then you see it as a grown up and it changes his whole face desu
not liking these new boxer shorts lads, I'm used to the baggy kind and these are like skin fucking tight elasticated ones.
Would be bad betty swollocks if outdoors too long.
do not reply to him
>I wore a grey sport coat and trousers, Thom Browne shirt and common projects to a meal because the dress code was smart casual
>>59590711
>16
That's still like, a kid.
ok
Who
>18 for putting it in the pooper
here?
>>59591277
Had an Adam West autobiography a few years back and apparently the guy refused to shave it so they had to cake the makeup on over it.
Apparently a lot of the guys on the show were hard to work with.
hate you and you and you and especially *looks right at you*, you
ill fucken slam ya
>>59591274
>I wore a grey sport coat and trousers, Thom Browne shirt and common projects to a meal because the dress code was smart casual
>People were sat there wearing faded jeans, a t shirt and timberlands, nobody really cares about dressing formally anymore
I can say with some certainty no one in my family would ever invite any of you lot to a meal after seeing you pull that stuff tbqh.
>>59591400
I love you too
*slams fist on table*
NO MORE SCOTLAND
doing a poo
watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA1EmLFi4OA
>>59591478
why
I fuck kids j/k
>flight from Paris to Egypt missing
Wonder what religion could be behind this lads?
>>59591498
>I fuck kids j/k (just kids)
nonce
>>59591498
Paddy the Paedo
>>59591488
because I like Kendrick Lamar
islam is based
>>59591528
Bet it's those crazy Buddhists mate
>>59591528
If you assume a terrorist attack was committed by a certain religion then your enemies when
lads gran just died and i'm getting a free trip to a tiny town on the welsh coast for the funeral what should i do
>>59591569
*on an archaic ideology
>>59591584
go visit london
was horny as fugg and started snapping a munter dick pics
regretting it now
yassss......
>>59591528
ugh, can you not...
they WANT us to hate them
>catholic stereotypes
>>59591444
I wasn't with the other people there you tit, I was just going for a normal meal with my gf. I purposely didn't wear a full, formal suit because it was close to 30 degrees and I'm a soft faced 19 year old, I'd look like I'm cosplaying if I went to dinner like that.
I'll wear my nicest suit, tie and shoes when I meet your family :p x
>>59591608
>pizza rolls not gender roles
why do they always conflate being independent and being a lardass?
Barrack HUSSEIN Obama
>>59591608
this is a work of art. amazing.
>>59591608
omgg yaaasssss B
>>59591528
i thought it was leaving egypt?
>>59591556
sort you life out you useles nigger
lads should I tip the papa johns driver?
How much should I tip him?
>>59591616
catholic priests only like boys mate
>>59591659
>tip
foy
>>59591649
ahahaha put a sock in it you utter melt
you lot are my only friends and i don't even know any of you
>>59591595
been to londistan twice already i was thinking of hitting up blackpool
>>59591528
Sikhs
they've done it before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCzIrGmJiX4
>tfw no Lady Leshurr gf
having a look
>Why yes my good sir I do indeed pay an extra arbitrary amount of money for no reason even though I've already paid full price for the product in question
>>59591707
ah yes the so-called bro tier people
I used to think it was me vs. the world
But really it's just me vs. myself
>>59591694
Blackpool is pretty shit mate
t. live about 10 minutes from Blackpool
>>59591780
damn...
>>59591780
Deep
>Following the Sikh occupation of Samana in 1709, the Sikh army participated in a massacre of the city's residents. 10,000 unarmed Muslim men and women were slain.[39] Following the Siege of Sirhind, Banda Singh Bahadur ordered that all men, women and children be executed.[39] All residents of Sirhind, whether they were men, women or children were all burned alive or slain.[39] In December 1757, Sikhs pillaged the Doab and the city of Jullunder.[40] During this pillaging, "Children were put to the sword, women were dragged out and forcibly converted to Sikhism" and Mosques were defiled by pigs blood.[40] The body of Nassir Ali was dug out by Sikhs and flesh was thrust into it.[40]
Sikhs ARE bro tier
One sometimes gets the impression that the mere words "Socialism" and "Communism" draw towards them with magnetic force every fruit-juice drinker, nudist, sandal-wearer, sex-maniac, Quaker, "Nature Cure" quack, pacifist, and feminist in England
>>59591780
poofter
>tfw you're the one of your school mates who never grew up
>tfw you're simon pegg in the world's end
>>59591659
Don't tip drivers, ever. They should know their place.
>>59591780
Debatable
>>59591448
this post was inspired by my "ill fucken slam ya"post. you can see how he uses the same word as me
cats are so cutuuute :3
>>59591887
post fucking machines
>>59591821
90% of Green voters are 40 year old single white buddhist women who eat cress
heeeeeey /brit/ michael here
where is your girlfriend?
...
seriously?
it's a pretty easy question you should be able to answer it ... but why can't you? *cue vsauce music*
>ywn rap on stage with Kendrick Lamar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgooEOgtb4
>>59591901
cats are better
>>59591845
Always say this lad. Dad agrees with me but mam always tells me to tip.
One time the gf actually said 'imagine if you did that job and someone didn't tip you?'
I WOULDNT BLOODY CARE SEEING AS I ALREADY GET PAID TO DO THE WORK.
you lot are my only friends and i dont even know any of you
>>59591991
I was a delivery driver for a bit and its a fucking piece of piss
>free petrol
>free food
>just get to drive around on empty roads
>other than that just sit in the shop playing games on my phone
>>59591694
Try manchester then. Or brighton, it's basically a not run down and less shit version of blackpool
alirght lads here we are, prime /brit/ time
go on then, entertain me
>>59592060
all the delivery drivers in my area seem to be at least 40 haha
>>59591694
go to Grimsby
>>59591780
eye opening
What is Murdoch's agenda?
*scales Buckingham Palace wall*
Fuck sake lads The Simpsons box sets are so expensive
I want just up to season 13 because everything after that is shit, but it's like £80 on ebay
>>59592183
torrent it you utter mong
everything past season 10 is shit
>mental health is a real thing
>>59592183
>13
Lad like 9 is the limit on quality Simpson, 10 at a push
but if you kill my favorite rapper than you would of committed suicide +KendrickLamarVEVO
>>59592214
have no clue how to torrent 2bh
>>59592218
edgy
>>59592256
oh my christ
utter melt
download tixati, go on pirate bay or KAT, type in what you want, find the one with the most seeders and then download the magnet link
>have no clue how to torrent 2bh
>Simpsons went shit after antics
my simpsons box got stolen, its worth about 80 quid
