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cara
crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Hgl7_862Y
COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
DRIVING ME INSANE
karen
katie x
Waleed Aly needs a good wallop
How do I achieve this look?
give me stuff to wank to
thinking of getting myself a gf haha
gayon poop
Reminder: This is a no Aussie zone. Please ignore all Aussie posters.
need a peng ting to whine her bumper pon my cocki
What would I have to do to get a hereditary peerage these days lads?
Strictly not interested in life peerage. Life peerage is rubbish.
>>59551794
enjoyable gimmick tbf
lad on the left is well handsome
Popping down the gf shop
anyone want anything?
>After Korean class, walking in the same direction as my mong classmate
>try to converse
>"So... how long are you staying in Korea?"
>why
>"Just asking... Do you enjoy it here?"
>why
Never met such a spastic moron in my whole fucking life smfh
>>59551784
good choon la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlntrbCOh8
Matey in my Korean class just gave me the fucking third degree
Might have him strung up for that shit
>>59551841
that's because you've never met me lol
>OKAY OKAY I KNOW THE EU HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO STAY IN SO WE CAN FIX THEM
WHAT A SHITTY ARGUMENT
What the fuck is this captcha, moot?
got new lifting belt today lads
haha jokes on me though cuz i've only gone and given myself a hernia that will keep me out the gym for a good 6 months
haha
Rapidly wanking my penis
can do 200 sit ups lads
>>59551855
fucking love that beat
most illustrious personality here ;^)
can do almost 1 sit up lads
>>59551865
need to fill my physiological needs rn lads
(excretion)
>>59551880
how so?
https://vine.co/v/i0PlthQejTD
>>59551889
inshallah
>>59551860
huge fan of this post
mainly for the use of "gave me the fucking third degree"
love it mate
>>59551915
post hats
who /university of southampton/ here?
my uni is full of normies ree
/brit/ is an Australian normie general
>>59551923
holy shit, she has some strong ankles
wasting bare time even though i got an exam and job application deadline on friday
>>59551815
le middle-class poofter who thinks he's upper class strikes again!
>>59551962
janny is fucking fast
>>59551956
this
>>59551930
me and the gf (me on the left)
How do I achieve this look?
>>59551865
why does love/belonging come before esteem?
>>59551923
>[Deleted]
gonna try and move to america lads
life is too mundane in england lel
all there is to do is pub, chippy and ket with the lads
DING A LING OH JANNNYYYY
MITTENS WENT POO POO ON THE RUG AGAIN
OH JANNYYYY
the custodian has arrived
>>59551993
git gud
Lads.
Literally every single Dutch person I've ever met has spoken English.
Why do they even bother teaching Dutch?
They'd be doing the kids a much bigger favour if they taught them English.
>>59552002
This is literally a post from an autistic person pretending to be a "lad".
>>59552002
want to do the same but how the fuck am I going to get a visa
post modern gangster rap
submitting an assessment
>>59551993
>tfw you live in a period where capes are not socially accepted
>>59552042
well if every dutcg person you've ever met speaks english maybe they do get taught english
Wow :DDD
>>59552002
>all there is to do is pub, chippy and ket with the lads
grim
>>59552011
>he's so toxic that he deletes his posts before anyone can see them
>>59552047
i applied for a job over there earlier
>>59551980
was blasting out Air On the Roads at the back of the number 8 top deck since year 7 mate don't chat shit
>>59552068
alri Adam
>>59552067
teach them English and forget about Dutch.
Let Dutch die.
Why are they walking towards the camera?
>>59552002
>chippy
its chipper you fucking moron
>>59552068
alri adam la
>>59552100
cultural marxism much?!?!?!?!?!
Been offered a cheeky job paying ~£16,800 lads. 35 hours a week, 5 over 7. Dunno how I feel to be honest.
>>59552068
I get these spam messages too.
>>59552042
Oficially 90% of the people here can speak English, if you want to find someone who can't speak English you have to look for a Somalian or a bydlo.
>Why do they even bother teaching Dutch?
They'd be doing the kids a much bigger favour if they taught them English.
Dutch is more bueatiful than English, AKA "half our words are French but let's use Germanic spelling" the language
>>59552047
I'm moving there because I'm marrying an American
Either have a skilled job they need or find some American girl willing to green card marriage you into the country. You can get a fiance visa where you have to marry her within 90 days
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears -- now I'm a broken man upon Halifax Pier! The last of Barret's Privateers...
>>59552100
right mr sheckelstein
>I'm marrying an American
might start writing racist graffiti around birmingham to scare the pakis
>uncut
>people tell me to just 'use my foreskin' when wanking
>when I'm hard my foreskin can only be brought up to the base of my head
It's like NATURE CUT ME
>>59552158
me in the middle
>>59551865
>can't even completely fill physiological
CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZNyY5iTCOY
>>59552166
that's a paki thing to do
why are yanks so obsessed with anal
No context Louis is literally hilarious lads
don't even know what "homeostasis" is but it sounds gay
>>59551865
>sex
>basic need
Reminder that most of the ira's funding came from Yanks
>>59552203
what did he mean by this?
>>59552211
you would know
nice triple dubs tho
>Robin Wright pressed for pay equal to Kevin Spacey on House of Cards
>>59552211
it is, I do it with the bf all the time
*controversial opinion*
>West Ham will turn their attention to signing Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, after having a club record £31m bid rejected for Lyon's Alexandre Lacazette, 24. (Sun)
>Real Madrid will look to sign West Ham and France midfielder Dimitri Payet, 29, but not until after Euro 2016. (Le 10 Sport, via Talksport)
>England forward Jamie Vardy has a £25m release clause in his contract, but the 29-year-old plans to stay at champions Leicester City next season. (Bleacher Report)
>Arsenal have submitted a £51m offer to Juventus in an attempt to sign 23-year-old forward Alvaro Morata during the summer transfer window. (Corriere dello Sport, via Metro)
>Rafael Benitez has agreed to stay on as manager at Newcastle United and will be given full control over transfers as he plans for next season in the Championship. (Daily Mail)
>Real Madrid have until 15 June to trigger 25-year-old Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea's £39m release clause. (AS, via Talksport)
>Midfielder Tomas Rosicky, 35, who will leave Arsenal this summer, hopes to earn a deal elsewhere by appearing for the Czech Republic at Euro 2016. (Times - subscription required)
>Former Borussia Monchengladbach boss Lucien Favre, the best friend of Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger, is a candidate for the Everton manager's position. (Sun)
>Claudio Ranieri wants to bring £15m-rated Ajax striker Arkadiusz Milik to Leicester. The 22-year-old has scored 47 times in 76 appearances for his club. (Daily Mirror)
>Liverpool and Italy forward Mario Balotelli, 25, who is currently on loan at AC Milan, is wanted by Spanish side Espanyol. (Fichajes, via Daily Star)
>Jose Mourinho has been told the Manchester United job is his this summer if the club's owners decide to sack Louis van Gaal. (Sky Sports)
>>59552211
from using my intuition of Latin
homeo = human
stasis = stationary
>>59551815
They will never give a hereditary peerage to anyone ever again
Most of the current titles date back to the post-Medieaval period when various kings wanted to either raise money or stuff the Lords with sympathetic voters. No one needs to/can do this now
It's also not politically correct
The last commoner to receive a hereditary title was Dennis Thatcher, who was made a baronet (not even technically a peerage) and it was pretty controversial
I was an extra in the new Star Wars movie. I demand to be paid equally to Harrison Ford
peaked in high school but it wasn't really a peak more like a small lump
>sports
I hear those things are awfully loud
>>59552306
WHAT?
I'm no one of particular importance or interest, but AMA
>>59552294
good post
>>59552306
something something as softly as a cloud!
>>59552278
>homeo = human
might move to pakistan and establish a church in their largest city and preach to the natives
>>59552341
it glides?
>>59552347
and get blown up like last easter.
>>59552326
filtered
>Liverpool's German winger Samed Yesil, 21, is close to joining Turkish club Trabzonspor, having spent the past season on loan at FC Luzern in Switzerland. (Daily Express)
>Port Vale manager Rob Page says defender Nathan Smith, 20, who was on loan at Torquay, will get the chance to earn a place in his first team next season. (Stoke Sentinel)
>Bristol City are eager to secure 25-year-old midfielder Korey Smith on a long-term basis, as he enters the final 12 months of his deal. (Western Daily Press)
>Sunderland must bring in fresh recruits this summer who are on a par with their January signings, says 35-year-old captain John O'Shea. (Sunderland Echo)
>Leicester midfielder Danny Drinkwater, 26, says he would not blame England boss Roy Hodgson if he ditched him for Arsenal's Jack Wilshere. (Sky Sports)
>Former Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers will have to sacrifice £10m in severance money from the Anfield club to take the manager's job at Celtic. (Daily Record)
>>59552326
You sound pretty cool. I'm sure you're a nice guy.
What is your greatest achievement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
hmm
can't stop watching autistic youtube videos
>>59552382
nice also filtered
>>59552289
>They will never give a hereditary peerage to anyone ever again
>the current cultural and political situation will continue forever
>>59552342
Alri Homer settle down
gonna do an anime lads
>>59552382
Thanks, mate. That's nice to hear.
My greatest achievement so far is I got a part time job
I'm the guy.
you faggots went from saying x to saying alri all the fucken time
>>59552420
cute pic x
>>59552326
youre a fucking fag lol
@59552446
filtered you cretin
>>59552449
two different things, both have been about a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time
>finish an assignment
>still have 2 that are already late
>>59552483
give me a cuddle :3
>>59552326
Will you fuck me please?
>>59552449
t. Jamal Al-Islam
terrific gimmicks being posted right now
>>59552507
Hello fellow celeb
>>59552491
>not doing them the day you get them
*hums the x-men theme*
>>59552326
do you have a big willy?
>>59552539
nerd
Keh Do Na Keh Do Na You Are My Soniya
Keh Do Na Keh Do Na You Are My Soniya
Is the new Uncharted any good?
To the post ID: 59552559
ayyo lmao fucken shiet xD
Just filtered Brittain.
>>59552382
Thanks mate
>>59552478
No I'm not, fuck you
>>59552507
Are you a girl?
>>59552544
Yes. I'm often complimented on how pretty it looks
*purposelly annoys /brit/ because it's a dead general, a shadow and husk of it's former self*
did people in your school ever play Celebdaq?
it was a stock exchange game based on celebrities
absolutely busting for a weeeee
Got some jalepeno Doritos type things from m&s but I opened the pack like a month ago, and then sealed them up. Will they still be alright to bung in the micro with some cheese and jalapeños? x
>>59552586
*pumps and dumps this faggot*
did people in your school ever play Celebdaq?
it was a stock exchange game based on celebrities
*herniates your scrotal sack*
pssh, nothing personnel, kid
alri
I hate going to bed at night because I have nothing to think about when I'm in bed, which means I lie awake thinking of her.
only just realised there was a new thread lads haha what am i like
Am I popular yet?
>>59552651
yes
do you guys have mandatory penis inspection in britain too?
>>59552636
wish I had a 'her'
>>59552636
Same. I have to cuddle a pillow to help me drift off.
is it time to break out the old tripcode lads
>>59552674
You really don't.
>>59552664
it's not forced, but if you're not circumcised you get less protection from the police. it's an anti-racism thing, meant to put us in the shoes of our muslim brothers.
so how many jobs have you lads applied for this week so far? any call-backs/responses?
haven't seen the oneitus for nearly 4 years now lads
she could theoretically be married with kids at this point (don't think so though)
>>59552636
>tfw no her
>>59552691
>tripcode
>is not a tripcode
but you
>>59552674
Nah, you don't. I'd rather be interested in nobody than want someone I can't have, it's torture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMfUjDnpfRY
GET HYPE NIGGAZ
Am I late for the tripfag party?
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26mBRucJogg
>>59552703
>he failed the penis inspection exam and is now mad at mudslimes
kek
>>59552636
Don't worry. One day you will get Alzheimer's and forget her, then you will be free.
just changed my steam name lads
>tfw no him
>>59552724
>James Rolfe is being mercilessly abused by faggots online because he said he doesn't want to go see this
Mental.
>>59552769
hi x
alri lads
must say, people in these threads have absolutely horrid taste in music. literal niggers the lot of you.
>why hello there! I hail from the great city of Bangkok!
>>59552766
add me
>>59552789
rorke
>>59552765
Fingers crossed, lad.
>>59552789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE80H9J3q04
>>59552789
What do you listen to ?
dunno why jewish people get such a bad rep, met two in my life and they've both been perfectly fine
>you will never be American
>>59552867
fuck off JIDF
LADS
http://youtu.be/r7Ve8ExE8YY
>>59552794
Hi
>>59552724
doesn't look too bad 2bh
>>59552878
>black
>not american
?
Time to root out all the fucking newfags
>Type #A^.H{i)y in the name field
>Make a post
>It will display the date you first posted on 4chan
12/04/2007
oneitis just sent this to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx9KxQfpAg
>>59552902
26/05/2008
>>59552902
bet it won't work
28/03/15
>>59552902
nice trip fag
>>59552902
#A^.H{i)y
19/08/2004
>>59552902
09/11/01
>>59552902
11/09/2001
>grime
>>59552902
31/12/10
>secretly been on over a hundred dates, while living at home
>mum and dad still think I've never been on a date
I'm not sure whether it's worse to tell them now or just let them think I've done nothing
>>59552955
FOY
>>59552902
19/5/2016
>>59552902
>implying tho
20/2/2015
>>59552902
>>59552937
embarrassing
>>59552902
4 months ago
>>59552902
it didn't work
>>59551738
>eating breakfast AFTER brushing teeth
No wonder you brits have such bad teeth.
>>59552995
no you
1999
>>59552902
02/02/1902
>>59553000
>posting from the future
would you lads?
Just rang up for a job, had to pace back and force while talking. I'm such an autistic fuck reeee
>>59552902
nigger/jew/spic
>>59552902
bullshit lad
16/05/2016
>>59553046
my dad does this
shits me to no end
To: >>59552902
Cc: /brit/ and onlooking /int/ posters
Re: Stop your stupid shit
Dear !FAGS/wf4vc
It has come to my attention that your shitty posting is ruining my 4chan experience, and therefore I am kindly requesting you stop this shitty behaviour
Kind Regards
Anon
>>59552902
>>59552937
>>59552983
>>59553000
>>59553023
>>59553030
>>59553054
Fags, the lot of you
>>59552986
>mum keeps hassling me to get a gf
>had a gf and just didn't tell her
thailad is a fucking weeb
why doesn't he just move to japan already
this thread turned into cancer pretty fast
>>59553134
FOY
>>59553078
wow u r pretty gud at making emails anon
u must be breddy gud at seeking jobs
>>59553141
we can control that with medication
>this thread
>>59553097
>tfw lambert and butler
>>59553134
I don't think you know what a weeb is, son.
>>59553045
Are you kidding me?
>>59553153
>lambert and butler
alri grandad
>>59553153
you're absolutely obsessed with anything japanese and watch anime and wank to jav everyday
Why are Americans voting for a racist?
>this thread turned into cancer pretty fast
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can you triforz
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244955
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244955
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244955
>>59553045
JUST
Poleaboo just bought some more girl clothes
Some lounge pants this time
Really hope this is the last item I feel I need to buy
>>59553218
....^
..^..^
resist the urge to communicate with him, please
>>59553245
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Don't reply to him
>>59553190
alri
>>59553197
and you think THAT makes me a weeb? OH hoe hoe.. your mum's a slag
>>59553222
*spoil*
>>59553218
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>>59553218
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guys the liverpool final is tonight right?
i live in liverpoop might go the pub
>>96
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>>59553218
Trying how it used to work which I don't think works any more
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Dildo turned sentient lads
hurr I'm thailad I'm a fucking nigger who loves anime
>>59553328
what are you going to name it?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244997
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244997
dont really think janny will like this thread*️⃣
>>59553361
hey thailand im dad xDD
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
>>59553375
Dill
Isle of Manure
>>59553396
close lad
shitpostiest thread I've seen in ages
actually if im honest i think janny is going to blow a casket*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣*️⃣
CHECK THIS OUT
TOO BLACK
TOO STRONG
CHECK THIS OUT
OOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
>>96 scousers
>>59553409
Excellent
>>59553446
>shitpost
>>59553404
who wastes their time writing stuff like this?
These might be baby steps, but they're still steps. I had jokingly told my SO a while ago that it would be fine for her to hook up with another guy. She didn't seem very receptive to the idea. So, last night we were talking about sex things, and I confessed that was one of my biggest fantasies. She gave an uncomfortable laugh and said "umm, you know how I like to read those porn stories? Well, a lot of them are about that. A couple bringing another man into their relationship." We had just had sex, but I was almost immediately hard again.
After asking a some questions I found out that there was a guy on her bus route that she thought was very sexy. She said she wasn't sure if she was ready for that type of thing yet, but man was I excited. We started to have sex again. During the sex I stopped and told her that I had planned to get her a 9" dildo and surprise her, but hadn't followed through. She moaned and asked what I'd do with that.
I answered "I'd press it against your pussy, slowly ease the tip in, and let you start to get used to the size." I was mimicking the motions with my own cock. She was about as wet as I've ever seen her. "I'd push it in further, and pull it back out, take it easy at first as you adjust to it then building up speed until I was fucking you hard with that big cock." By this point she was moaning, and rubbing her clit furiously. "Do you want that big cock fucking you?" "Yes!" She came like crazy. We ordered her a big dildo online. Can't wait until it shows up.
poo
Just kill me lads
>>59553414
this is how you do it
▪️
*Summoning the mad yank*
where's the lad who posts those prossie reviews of their customers with the smelly knobs and that
enjoyed that gimmick
Ahhhh, yes. Breakfast.
>>59553496
good post
got 2 pay the rent
Hey everyone, I have been at a bit of a tough spot with the whole cuckolding fantasy recently and wanted to vent/share my experience. As a heads up, this may not be a happy ending for some, or maybe it is, I have no idea.
My girlfriend and I are in our early twenties and have been together 6 years. A few years in I found out I was really interested in my girlfriend being attracted to other guys and fantasizing about them. Over time this evolved to me wanting her to flirt with, dance with, and eventually sleep with other guys.
She was very hesitant at first, for over a year she resisted ever taking it outside of the bedroom. We had a lot of fun talking about it while I was fucking her; she would moan about her ex and how much she missed fucking him. I pushed and pushed to get her to just talk with other guys. I'll skip all the begging and convincing, but there was a lot.
About two years ago, stuff finally started to happen. She had a one-night stand with a friend of a friend who was also in a relationship. She really liked fucking him, he was apparently quite skilled. As a note, I have a relatively good sized cock (maybe 6.5' long and kinda thick too), but he knew how to use his and I don't. After that, things got quiet until a few months later, when we had a 3-way with my friend. It was MFM, completely straight, but it was a lot of fun seeing her suck his dick, or that he could fuck her for nearly 20 minutes without blowing his load. However, after this again she wasn't interested in continuing, it was just a one-time thing.
>>59553546
FUCK YOU THAINIGGER
@59553244
epic blog bro
keep us posted
i can honestly feel the tumor in my head
thx
>>59553574
A few months later and plenty more begging, she found a guy on tinder she hit it off with. They had a lot of sex, multiple times a day when they were together. She became emotionally attached too, enjoying him as a second boyfriend of sorts, and this is where the problem begins. While the fucking was great for her and hot for me, he wasn't interested in cuckolding. He essentially enjoyed her as a casual girlfriend, and wanted nothing at all to do with me. As she grew attached to him, I got jealous and had to convince her to call it off. It took a lot of begging, but eventually she agreed to stop seeing him so we could focus on rebuilding us (a lot of space came up between us because she works a lot and was using all her free time with him). I was very disappointed it never became cuckolding, it was basically a second relationship for her and I got off knowing she was fucking his brains out. Granted, I did get the occasional voice recording of them fucking, but without that extra humiliation of him participating, or at least knowing, it just never was what I wanted.
So they stopped and eventually we got back to the mundane, ordinary life. I still jerked off to cheating porn and stories, and eventually the desire came back full force for me. More convincing, more begging, and eventually she found a new friend through tinder. This time she said, "let me ease into the cuckolding thing, I don't want to scare him off". I get that, not every dude wants to bang a taken girl while her boyfriend jerks off feverishly, or wants to talk shit or insult him (Side note: I really like the humiliation part. The taunting from him and her, receiving texts from him while they out, etc.)
ʷʳᶤᵗᶤᶰᵍ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵗᶤᶰʸ ˢᵒ ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ᵐʸ ᵖᵒˢᵗ
What's wrong with my poo, lads?
l am a Poz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
>>59553586
If you hate me, why you steal my gimmick?
the fabled day time /brit/
>>59553609
They spend a lot of time together and really hit it off. I very much enjoy how into him she is, I like when she becomes invested, and he fucks great so that's a bonus. However, surprise! He isn't into cuckolding. He just wants her as a girlfriend, and could give a fuck about the lifestyle, etc. Now at this point, she is super invested in him, and again I have to beg for her to quit so we can have a life again. This is because she has to live two lives, one with me and one with him, and there can be no overlap. Therefore, we end up with no time together, and I am frustrated I can't seem to get what I want.
There we are again: no cuckolding, no sex life, we are both disappointed and there is tension. We decide to work on us and leave the door open for other guys, because we both still enjoy that aspect. That said, she enjoys the attention and affection, with sex as an extra bonus, while I enjoy the sex, specifically the humiliation from other guys and her together (which doesn't happen). A few weeks go by, and she ends up hitting it off with a friend she knows through a program she is in. They haven't fucked, but they hang out, make out and fool around, which is at least fun for her and I. Again, he isn't into cuckolding, he wants her as his girlfriend and he fell hard. At the same time, she has another male friend who is very much into her, and she is very much into him. This time, there is not sexual activity between them. They have hung out and made out, but that is it aside from texting and talking constantly.
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>>59553654
So here we are today. I am super disappointed that I can never get cuckolding out of this in the way I see it. She really likes this guy, enough that she could see herself being with him romantically, without me involved. This has caused a lot of fighting between us the last day because she said she essentially wants him (the second new guy) as a public boyfriend and me as a private boyfriend. This is something we have talked about that really got me hard, her leaving me for him. However, because he ALSO isn't in to cuckolding, he wants nothing to do with it or me. He JUST wants her as his girlfriend. She and I have been talking all day about this: Do we continue her and I, and she can see him on the side, or does she "leave me" for him, with me as her secret on the side. I'll admit I am really turned on by this aspect, but when I'm not thinking about it sexually, I am really disappointed I won't have her as my "girlfriend". Furthermore, it seems like no matter what I do, "cuckolding" just isn't an option for us in the way that I want it (i.e. with him involved in SOME aspect, even just knowing I exist).
So I'm not sure what to do. I could continue with her, keeping him on the side for her, but I am disappointed it will never be what I want. Or I can try letting them be together, with me as her at-home boyfriend (we live together), but I feel like when that doesn't turn me on, it will hurt me. Should I just give up on the fantasy and try and have a normal relationship? I feel like I will never be able to let it go and not want it. But letting her be with him seems like a big risk (and fucking crazy now that I actually typed it out). The only bright side is that I get really turned on by her wanting to leave me, and her friends/family knowing she left me for someone else.
underrated Bond song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM5UJvnbbuY
ᵗʰᶤᶰᵏ ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ ᶤˢ ᵃᵇˢᵒˡᵘᵗᵉˡʸ ᵍᵒᶤᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ˡᵒˢᵉ ʰᶤˢ ᵐᶤᶰᵈ ᶤᶠ ʰᵉ ˢᵉᵉˢ ᵇʳᶤᵗ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶤˢ
>>59553682
bogies
>>59553697
>janny
>not a woman
whaaaaat? XDD
>>59553618
its not in my mouth
janny's gonna absolutely do his NUT in when he sees this one
ᴶᴬᴺᴺʸ'ˢ ᴳᴼᴺᴺᴬ ᶠᴿᴱᴬᴷ
>>59553720
ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ᵐᶤˢᵍᵉᶰᵈᵉʳ ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ ʰᵘᶰ ˣ
>>59553700
ooh that's a 5.4
ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ
Lets get all the cool unicode filtered!
>>59553751
bogies
why would janny ever see this desu
nobody here's a snitch right
ʲᵃᶰᶰʸ'ˢ ʳᵃᵍ ˢᵗᵃᵗᵘˢ: ᴹᴵᴬ
ʎɐd-ou ʎuuɐɾ ǝlʇʇil
>>59553763
Bogies
really hope i don't get banned haha the posts were only some friendly banter
>>59553758
Think that's a bloke m8
>>59553793
how do you know?
>>59553784
Bogies!
>>59553784
BOGIES
>>59553793
>he has experience
mhm, thats what we thought
>>59553800
Well, I've developed a 6th sense about these things you see.
sǝiƃoq
I'm sooo horny any boys with big willies wanna fill me up???? Xx
ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ.
>>59553809
BOGIES!
>someone has taken down every copy of Radiohead-Spectre on Youtube
did Janny get a second job?
>>59553834
bogies t b h
>>59553837
*fills you up*
>>59553824
>Sweden feels the need to point out the meta joke
Glad you're here m8, nobody would have understood otherwise.
>>59553839
not sure how to top this while staying within theme parameters, you win.
>>59553851
Thom Yorke is the janny
>>59553851
seems like he got a job at soundcloud, too
cause its fucken gone
>>59553887
BOGIES!!!
nigger nigger get on that boat
nigger nigger row
nigger nigger get outta here
nigger nigger go go go go go!
>>59553851
gotta pay the bills
>>59553886
no worries mate
Just watched my meth-head neighbour smoke up with some degenerate acquaintances of theirs out the front lads. Want to report their ass on the scene when it happens again but they'll definitely know it was me. What do.
>>59553800
Trust him, he's from Thailand.
gimmick idea: respond to blogposts and opinions with "didn't ask"
Any lads here played the new Doom? Might buy it desu
BOOGIEESS!!!!
>>59553942
didn't ask
>>59553942
meth? shiiiieeeeeeeeeeet
>>59553045
kek
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