Vice City edition
Tsar.
First
>>59552996
still not banned lads
>>59553040
Fucking loser lmao.
>>59553064
ayy
>>59552996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIcc0wHimtw
best radio station in VC.
>>59553040
Yeah fucking loser lmao
el boliviANO>>59553041
50m get
>>59552905
only if it's a pure loli 2bh
>>59553106
Hahaha what a loser, right?!
I'm watching the Simpsons
Thoughts?
>>59553246
Yeah, kill yourself now, tripfaggot.
>>59553286
new episodes or old ones?
>>59553286
kys
>>59553303
>tripfaggot
kys
>>59553309
I have a fetish for the old ones tbqh
>>59553319
kys
>>59553286
nice
>>59553342
older episodes are obviously better
btw where is janny I want some free ban
Loli. Thoughts?
>>59553415
fack off pedophile
>>59553415
>
wrote like 25 posts and NOT A SINGLE DUB
dafuq
btw where is my ban
>>59553528
There's a way you can get a month vacation from 4chan very fast.
>>59553528
how about now
>>59553571
hmmm how?
>>59553528
Until now
>>59553528
lmao check these
I saw two Asian people today. What the fuck was that about? That's 1 more than I have seen in the last 20 years of my life. One of them, the fat one, yelled something at his friend in Russian language. His friend seemed to ignore him because of his embarassing behavior considering they were at a public bus station in the city central area surrounded by about 20+ people quietly waiting for the bus and politely minding their own business.
>>59553606
Rule 2.
>>59553655
fuck dude why I'm so unlucky
>>59553656
thats only the beginning
>>59553658
oh you talking about underage rule?
nah fuck it
ok this is my last post not gonna even wait for my ban just fuck it see you in a week or so or how long I will be banned don't know.
>>59553656
I feel you. Riga is like exotic to them or something. I just dont know why.... There will always be a chinese tourist group in Riga whatever the time.
>>59553656
Our fuccboi
>>59553769
The fat one who was yelling in Russian seemed like a school student. Maybe he was going to that city centre elite school.
>>59553684 >>59553813
The other one however, was well groomed looking. I saw them in separate bus stations, not together.
lmao its like we got aids and died haha
Just came back from the doc lads. Got a pack of anti anxiety pills now. For sure my life will be much better from now on!
>>59553656
western europe is full with niggers
https://youtu.be/JfkDzXuWhkk
>>59554631
>anti-anxiety pills
What a fucking pussy.
>>59554734
You're making me anxious.
>>59554631
They will turn you into a vegetable tbн
>>59554631
Geez, another one of them increasing the suicide rate
>>59554631
>needing pills for anxiety or depression
nature is telling u should kill urself not take pills
>>59554904
This
>Girl keeps sending me gifs of people having rough sex "by accident"
>It's happened 3 times already
i-is she trying to tell me something?
>>59554975
That's very disturbing. Have you reported the authorities about this sexual harassment yet?
>>59554975
▲
▲ ▲
What do I do with my life? Was enrolled in Computer Science at University, a semester in I realised the autism is just unbearable and switched courses.
Currently enrolled in Surveying for next year and have roughly 8 months off before I start. What should I do? Latvians are going to hate me but I was considering devoting the time to learning Russian.
>>59554631
Have heard many things about anti-anxiety pills. One of the good things being that if you actually needed them then they can improve your life 10 fold, make you more sociable and less of a cunt. Have also heard that they have the tendency to turn you into an emotionless zombie.
Some drugs are fucking scary tbqh, even dooood gets me in bad places every now and again
>>59555123
go into social studies or economy/finance, good luck with russian
>>59555123
> Implying being an emotionless zombie is a bad thing
Take the drugs and enjoy
>>59554975
sounds like a klutz, keep your distance
>>59555123
Learn Russian, it's an important language that can help you with your career prospects. Gather a group of buddies and go on a road trip/camping, if you don't have buddies then take your dog with you or something and play the lone wolf. Spend the rest of your time enjoying your life and shitposting.
>Have also heard that they have the tendency to turn you into an emotionless zombie.
The thing is, I'm not very emotional by nature. For example when my grandpa died I didn't feel anything, even though I thought that I loved him. Also when people I kind of like tell me they like me back, I also don't feel anything. I actually got these pills because I'm having a date in a few days, and I don't want to sit there like a red faced scared autist not being able to say anything coherent to her, all evening long.
>>59554631
Started taking antidepressants and my penis doesn't work anymore haha :D Haven't wanked for almost a week now.
>>59555300
>tfw I've completely lost my sex drive
Why are /balt/ posters so mentally weak?
>>59555300
haha on point medication banter
http://www.sbs.com.au/programs/eurovision/article/2016/03/21/sbs-secures-exclusive-option-develop-eurovision-song-contest-concept-asia
>Australia enters the most designed by committee artist into Eurovision to win, come 2nd
>Australia spends millions on getting like top 5 in the Olympics
>Major argument for Australia to not go republic is so we can keep dunking the heads of every other commonwealth country during the Commonwealth Games.
>Now Australia is creating Asiavision thinking we can easily win it.
Why does Australia have this really bizarre complex to win international competitions? I swear it comes from deep down knowing that nobody gives a fuck about Australia in the world and 90% of people don't even know we exist as a country,
There is this bizarre complex among Australia I've found where people seem to think the big 3 countries in the world are Australia, America and the UK.
>>59555192
Never really was a big fan of social studies of economics. Only reason I want to do Surveying is because it's not completely retarded, still pretty high level math - but you actually learn a useful skill. A skill which is in quite high demand across Australia as well.
After I've (hopefully) put a deposit down on a house and quite 'set up,' I might go back and do a degree in Math/Statistics; find that all quite interesting tbqh.
Learning Russian is so slow at the moment, got a nice 'pen pal' from Kaz atm, but I'm not at the level where I can have a decent conversation with her in Russian yet :\
>>59555217
Fair enough, paranoia of getting caught and shit still trips me up; need my own life
>>59555299
Yeah, thoughts are that Russia isn't really going anywhere and hopefully will improve economically within my lifetime. Making it a decent business language of some sort
When my pop died I wasn't really too phased either. Emotionally I'm pretty detached from my family, sadly was pretty much raised by the internet and spend the majority of my hours here
>>59555487
The point of competing is to win.
>>59555515
>Fair enough, paranoia of getting caught and shit still trips me up; need my own life
Getting caught with what?
>>59555593
You said
>take the drugs and enjoy
I assumed you meant illegal drugs as well - hence the getting caught part.
Family is full anti-drugs and they never leave the house so it's impossible to just spark up and enjoy my own company
>>59554631
What are the pills?
>>59555735
Benzo-something, I'm too lazy to read it up now
Not benzodiapezine though
>>59555787
Remember talking to a guy who ran a rehab clinic. Said that benzos were more addictive and harder to ween people off compared to heroin, meth, anything really
>>59555899
Yeah fuck it, as long as they help stop being an autist I'm fine with taking them all life long 2bh
Nice dubs btw
>>59555711
I thought you were talking about anti-anxiety or depression drugs.
>>59555787
It's written on the package.
>>59555966
Good man, I kind of want to try them and see what it's like
>>59556007
No, just weeeeed
Would probably benefit from being on anti-anx or depression drugs but I'm too scared to face the stigma of going to a doctor and admitting I have a problem
>>59556134
To be fair, it felt good talking to someone about my problems, especially knowing that the person can help you.
>>59556101
It's this one https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromazepam
It actually is a benzodiapezine, oh well
>>59556217
Do you take meds?
>>59556272
enjoy your crippling addiction x--DDD
how bad will it be?
https://youtu.be/gMfUjDnpfRY
>>59556389
dhanks :DDD
>>59556217
I guess I think that the source of all my problems comes from my family. Idea is that once I get set up on my own and am self sufficient that things will get better.
>>59556272
>Prolonged use of bromazepam causes tolerance and may lead to both physical and psychological dependence on the drug
wew good luck bud
>>59556323
Yes.
Sulpiride, Agomelatine and Escitalopram.
Antidepressants and antianxiety and antipsychotic drugs.
I know, I'm a mess.
>>59556458
You have nothing to lose.
>>59556404
If a movie doesn't have incestuous relationships and light cp then it can't be called cinema.
>>59556621
>You have nothing to lose.
Nothing to lose doing what?
A boxing gym opened on the other side of the street from my apartment building. Should I join it? I feel like getting punched in the face would be a more productive use of my time than what I do now.
>>59556007 >>59556101 >>59556134 >>59556217 >>59556272 >>59556323 >>59556389 >>59556458 >>59556621
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>>>/b/684938227
>>59556621
Have you ever taken psychoactive (illegal) drugs like shrooms? If yes how was it and how does it interact with the meds?
>>59556824
Go for it. One retard fewer on /balt/.
>>59556844
>Have you ever taken psychoactive (illegal) drugs like shrooms?
Nope.
>If yes how was it and how does it interact with the meds?
You can find that shit online.
>>59556822
Seeing a psychiatrist.
>>59556940
Nothing except for a wad of cash money.
>>59557014
It's free here.
>>59555515
If you want, I'd gladly help you with your Russian, I always wanted an Aussie pal. It doesn't matter if you can't freely express yourself yet, we still can talk.
>>59557120
Wait, what?
>>59556839
This was my test
>>59556940
I don't really want to waste their time, admit I have a problem or talk to someone about my feelings tbqh
>>59557278
Sure thing, how would I go about this?
Guys
guys listen.
guys?
>>59557321
>>59556839
Second question and I've already lost it.
>Check any of the following that apply to you most nights:
>nightmares - yes
>tossing (off?) - yes
>frequent wanking - y e s
I have the best ide
>>59557521
Well?
guys listen
I have the best idea ever
>>59557657
All ears.
guys
>>59556839
>>59557357
SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING NORMIE DICK YOU SAD FAGS
Ill put WINGS
>>59557724
I had roughly the same results and I'm not a normie.
guys
wings
Ill put WINGS
guys listen here
Ill put WINGS ... on my BACK legs.
>>59557724
Could probably easily trick a score like that but I tried to answer honestly, fuggg
Maybe I should go see a doc, never really considered actually committing suicide though
>>59558041
You really shouldn't, healthcare is a scam.
>your favorite pornstar gets fat
Well, shit.
>>59558335
>he doesn't like chubby lexi belle
Can any balts give me an idea of what it would be like to be living in Kazakhstan right now? Seeing as you guys are closer might have a better perception
Seriously though, why is everybody on /balt/ a weak willed faggot?
>>59558432
that face when my first thought was lexi belle too
>>59558505
Should be alright if you live in a city.
>>59558505
There's a girl from Kazakhstan in my class, she's ethnically Russian though. It's a very multinational country. She's from the biggest city Almaty, which isn't the capital though. Thanks to all the gas deposits they have, the state is able to afford big shiny buildings, fountains, and so on in the cities, but the overall populace is quite poor and there's a lot of corruption. Not as bad as in Usbekistan though, she says.
>>59558507
I have tried changing by the might of will power alone, didn't work out. I'm entitled to some help.
>>59558505
number one exporter of potassium -- all other countries have inferior potassium
>>59558505
>>59558820
Also for reference, during Soviet times the central Asian republics were the main pools of corruption in the country, for example tons of cotton suddenly disappeared, and "nobody knew what happened to them". The whole ruling elite was organised in a mafia like structure. Moscow tried sending people to clean up the mess multiple times, but right now I can't remember whether they had success. I think I remember reading that Andropow was finally sent and covertly killed a few people and managed to somehow stabilise the region.
>>59558765
>>59558820
>>59558850
>>59558974
Thanks for all the info guys, just seems like Russia for the most part tbqh
Why is this thread so nice tonight?
Time for bed chaps
Goodnight mates, I hope I dream about you <3
helo redit
>>59559169
Stay up for a couple more hours, we'll go to bed together :^)
A question to australians. How many times have you got bitten by a spider?
>>59559298
2 times (I think, never actually saw the cunts)
once on the hand an once on my shoulder.
Nothing much came from the shoulder but a bit of redness and soreness, no worse than a wasp sting, although it didn't hurt at the time.
I had a fever from the hand and had a spew but was fine the next day
>>59559481
i hope you're making this up because 2 times is 2 too many
>>59559481
I have a huge arachnophobia. Welp, I guess I won't be visiting Australia any time soon.
>>59559298
I've been bitten by something once. I buttoned up a shirt and felt this horrible sting in my lower chest area. It hurt like hell, I broke out in sweat, and there was a giant red sore for a day there.
>>59559537
arachnophobic little gayboi
>>59559516
>>59559537
sorry, I didn't realise this was /softcunt/ general
>>59559298
Think I get bitten every now and again during sleep. Just wake up and theres a painful spot, itchy spot or just a random spot - can usually tell by intuition what's a spider bite.
If you don't live in bumfuck you're usually pretty unlikely to run into any huge, dangerous cunts. Redbacks are fucking everywhere outside though, like to hide in corners, under things, behind things and create their little fly trapping home
>>59559537
>>59559516
Once I also woke up to a tickling on my face and so I brushed it off and something landed on my arm and started running.
After smacking the shit out of it it was one of these little cunts. They like to hide in shoes, beds and books like little faggots.
They're bite makes ur flesh rot :DD
>>59559705
>>59559642
Rude
>>59559766
That's spooky man.
>>59559805
pic related x-DDD
>>59559705
i'm not really "scared" of them. i just think they're gross and i will NOT accept a world where being bitten by a spider is considered commonplace.
we must stand against it, friend
>>59559805
I can't imagine how fucked up it would be if you are going to put your shoes on and then one fuckong bites you. Gives me the shivers..
>>59559865
Agreed, this is 2016 after all lads.
>>59559857
Ugh
Enough spider talk it's time for bed
/\::_::/\ <--- New meme: le spider face
GOOD post from my wife
>>59559966
>>59559805
White tails are fine, they eat other spiders.
>>59559999
nice bost friend
Bed time, night night balty boys
Probably never going to make it to Uni tomorrow morning now that I stayed up for no fucking reason, fuck
>>59559984
No, you fag. Only two more hours.
>>59560033
go to bed hohepe
>>59560056
thanks my white friend
>>59560112
>estonia
>white
>>59560070
sorry bb I have shit to do in the morning
/\;_;/\ <--le sad spider face
>>59560146
>LithuGAYnia
u an eedoot fäm, wagwam
>>59560086
What are you talking about?
It's morning.
>>59560210
ayy good post!
>>59560068
Uni is more important than having a chat with me?
feed me your (You)'s so I can sleep pls
>>59560298
I wish I could speak to a /balt/ at Uni, you cunts simply don't exist in Australia though
Please can we stop talking about spiders?
>>59560302
iktf
/balts/ are literal gains goblins
>>59560352
/aus/ doesnt exist in Balts too.
>>59560302
Can I feed you my dick instead? I haven't had sex for two weeks and I'm also doing nofap like a tard. This is getting uncomfortable.
>>59560359
pussi fäm, eedyot wagwan
>>59560302
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!
>>59560402
Actually I know quite a few Aussies here in Tallinn at least.
>>59560436
Well i know few of my pals who went to Straya to work too.
>>59560302
Get rekt nerd. I hope spider bites your head off while you sleep.
>>59560402
starting to think you balts are just an american conspiracy
>>59560474
Same, almost everyone I know has been to Australia for the working visa thing. Thinking about it but I probably couldn't handle a year of hardcore banter.
>>59560492
Your words hurt like thousand bantz.
>>59560564
bet you balts can't melt steel beams either
>balt
>bal
>ba
>b
>be
>bea
>beam
>>59560622
But we can make Thermite and then apply jet fuel.
>>59560622
Believing lies that jews feed to you. Stay pleb 4ever m8
>>59560648
does europe even exist? all these fucking brits flooding aus are just actors fàm
>>59560680
i'll never let a jew come close to my food fàm
Reminder to only care for you race and be a huge cunt to everyone else
>>59560726
Does Australia even exist? like seriously There is not proof.
>>59560622
>AusGAYlia
>>59560622
>>59560808
>Netherlands
>Neverlands
>Neverland
>Never land
Holland doesn't exist
>>59560808
100% this!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!11!1
>>59560845
>Baltic
>Bal tic
>Ball tic
>Ball lick
Why are the Baltics so gay?
>>59560799
>meat pies
>sick bbqs
>mullets
>durries
>thongs
>goon
>goon of fortune
>steve irwin
>the beach
>skin cancer
>sun burnt feet
we did it all
>>59560814
That's pretty hot
Just like me
>>59560808
>>59560894
Still not a proof. Thats jew propoganda everything was made in Israeli.
>>59560889
>baltic
>ball ticklers
lmao
>>59560808
>>59560808
ayy good post!
>>59560894
Proofs? I can not see any proofs. Provide some real evidence or GTFO fuk out of here
>>59560959
>get the fuck out fuk out of here
>>59561089
Nerd defending that ausGAYtralian
>aidstonia
>shituania
>scatvia
>ausgaylia
>new gayland
>dutch
>>59561122
Probably a shill.
>>59561162
>dutch
Over the line
>>59561309
ENIS
>>59561211
>belarusE
>>59561336
No, benis is fine, there's no need for -as.
Is this why Latvia has so many Orkish diaspora?
>>59561211
love isn't always on time
>>59561378
I thought you guys put -as on everything masculine
>>59561525
my penis is feminine though
>>59561525
Not necessarily. -is, -ys, -ias, -uo is used as well.
>>59561671
But that about your benis?
>>59561673
What's the difference?
>>59561671
>>59561673
aimaras
>>59561816
None. We just like to fuck with foreigners, by making our language unnecessarily complicated.
>>59561671
show it
>>59561993
I'd love to but my oppressive Catholic parents are in the room with me and don't allow me any alone PC time.
>>59561434
Yes, please destroy it
>>59561211
>Belarus
>Bel arus
>Be arus
>Be anus
Belarus=anus
test
>>59562582
Testonia xD
unbanned :-DDDDDD
>>59562606
xDDDD
>>59562624
Why did you get banned?
>>59562606
testing testing 1 2 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w8zrm3ZIsc
Pretty solid track desu
>>59562669
Have a guess
>>59562749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p4MZcjzJpY
reminds me this tune
>>59562816
Zyzz brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUXK9OTOmkw
Went to ASDA and bought some food.
>>59563193
Do you think brothels with little girls will be a thing someday? Maybe in virtual reality?
>>59563321
That would be immoral and illegal.
>>59563545
No it doesn't matter what they look like as long as they are old enough.
>tfw never kissed a girl
>>59563609
lol fag
>>59563609
lmao
>>59563609
f a g g o t
>>59563609
lol fag
>>59563642
lol fag
>>59563676
lol fag
>>59563642
>>59563676
>>59563687
>>59563690
How do I get a girl to kiss me?
>>59563690
rekt
>>59563725
Go to the next prostitute and giv her 10€.
>>59563725
you just go to her and tell her that you want to kiss her
>>59563725
rimjob
>>59563725
pay her
>>59563725
Pay her or go ask ur mum for a kiss
>>59563725
idk, by raping her, seeing as u havent been able up to yet
>>59563725
Ever drank any alcohol m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkQgjj2UjD8
>tfw you are never going to dance at club while this songs on and zyzz is alive.
>>59563744
>>59563752
>>59563764
>>59563768
>>59563770
What if they think I'm ugly?
>>59563825
Give her 20€ then.
>>59563825
rape
>>59563801
Girls won't even like me when I'm wasted
>>59563825
Seduce her in that sexy Dutch accent, it can't possibly fail.
>>59563725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnu2Z0nrdxE
be a sick cunt not a sad cunt
>>59563825
Rape
>>59563862
problematic post
>>59563882
What do I say to her?
>>59563825
they won't if they're shitfaced drunk
>>59563882
>dutch
>sexy accent
pick one
>>59563919
Tell her she's ugly, that way you even the playing field.
>>59563952
this. try the arabic accent if you wanna get laid
epic fail
>hide in bushes at night
>drunk girl walks past alone
>push her on the ground and grab her titties
>pull down her pants
>can't get hard
>run away
>mfw i hear her laughing at my limp cocked rape attempt as i'm fleeing
>>59563919
Whisper to hear ear
>If you start screaming i will cut your throat
Always works
Have you ever had one of those shits that feel more like vomiting out the asshole than shitting? Like your entire stomach is contracting to expel shit. Feels like your abdominal muscles touching your spine. The consistency of the shit is that of soft serve icecream - not hard, but not quite diarrhea. Something in-between. And it burns your asshole a little. So yeah. I just had one of those shits.
>>59563744
Prostis don't kiss nigga, that's how oxytocin is spread i.e the love hormone.
>>59564009
i was laughing at you because i am not a grill xDDD
nulle
viens
divi
trīs
četri
pieci
seši
septiņi
astoņi
devini
desmit
vienpadsmit
divpadsmit
trīspadsmit
sešpadsmit
septiņpadsmit
astoņpadsmit
devinpadsmit
divdesmit
>>59564008
he isnt in germany
>>59564009
lol failed
