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Creepy football fans edition
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cara
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>No IU
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>pooypoo poospur
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>twattenham shitsperms
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good goys out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFW2Z9Avbyk
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>>59415141
caca*
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FIVE - ONE

5-1
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>>59415232
>Frog Humour
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>>59415232
supprimes ceci à l'instant
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Korean netizens are being mean to my gf again
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JET
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>>59415298
that's my gf though
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>Totnum
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ARTETA 8!!!
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>you will never sail to the new world and have sex with the chief's hot brown daughter

why even live
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>>59415298
shirt looks drawn on
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brexit
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>>59415372
Because the photograph is heavily photoshopped
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the IRA are piping up again because they are sick of islamophobic people instantly associating terrorism with muslims
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>>59415137
Me on the right
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What kind of background did Rooney come from? Cunt looks like he is straight from a council estate.
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>>59415345
>Flopp
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I hate womanposters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYpzPZzrqA
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>>59415442
>Champions' League qualification in his first season
>Flopp
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put the normies in a bin
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>>59415429
He's family originally came from Southern Ireland.
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Fucking hell lads this is the best season for ages
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>>59415429

irish descent and from toxteth

do the math
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the normies belong in a bin
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>>59415499
You haven't won the EL yet, hold your horses la. Sevilla are no joke in that competition.
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A controlled explosion has been carried out at Old Trafford after a suspect package was found ahead of Manchester United's match against Bournemouth.
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>>59415521
>do the math
fuck off yank twat
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>>59415216
Really informative thanks for this x
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Wow lads there's going to be a controlled explosion at Old Trafford fucking hell
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>>59415293
alri Abu Haleema
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>>59415566
keep up
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>>59415407
yeah but why photoshop the shirt

it's not like she's fatter than that in reality
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>>59415566
Royal Mail have cocked up again.
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>>59415466
Brilliant
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>>59414886
I regret going spiritualist desu, Ahh well time for a crusade.
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>>59415521
>math
FOY
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>>59415298
What did you think of the new AOA then lad? Good Luck is meh but the video isn't bad and the girls look good, it doesn't compare to Heart Attack though. The other tracks are pretty good as usual.
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>>59415566
bomb squad got called in and did a controlled explosion in my town over Easter because someone left their suitcase in the market place and some paranoid little runt called them in, kek
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>>59415627
what an ugly midget
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>>59415621
Her entire face has been shopped too, the whole image is basically altered

Fun fact: I went to get passport photos for my ID card, and it was a little shop you can do it in, and the guy photoshopped my face without asking me because *literally* everyone gets everything photoshopped in Korea

never trust a korean until you've touched her skin
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>>59415627
I'll never understand the appeal when pedos flocked to her on /tv/ or now that she's an adult.

I hate my country so much. Worst taste in women.
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>>59415627
Don't usually like maisie but she's such a frisky little slut in this picture it's setting my willy off
Got anything else similar?
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maisie looks like poo

debate me
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>>59415566
>>59415597
>>59415673
>>59415724


What they didn't know was that, hidden beneath the stands, I had been laying there for hours carefully buried within the concrete. The only part of me peeking out was my own ballsack and what they didn't know when they blew up that parcel was that underneath it were my own two soft testicles, waiting to be obliterated.
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bomb doggers are bro tier

drug doggers not so much
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>>59415670
I thought it wasn't out till monday?
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looks pretty comfy
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>>59415783
she looks inbred, though she is English
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UPDATE: Death toll in Old Trafford explosion now in the thousands. Authorities expect it to reach several million
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>>59415755
It's because she looks like a girl we all know at uni
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>>59415670
Shit
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It's happened again! It's happened again! Tottenham Hotspur! It's happened again!
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>>59415830
>death toll is 97
>Liverpool blames the tories
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Got an issue lads

When I open a thread on /gif/, the first webm I hover over loads well and I can watch the whole thing with no buffering and it's all smooth.

If I pass my mouse over a webm without loading, then hover over another one it won't play properly. So each time I have to refresh the thread to play webms.
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stocking up before the ban
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Can't wait to see the news sensationalise the Old Trafford groundskeeper forgetting his lunchbox.
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>>59415812
Bloody hell lad, here's the songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBJCSzwA5o4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1177lvl4_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM4CtnOYnZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50WMXbK4ZwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azm8AjK3hsw
Here's the songs
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Spurs bottled their TITLE challenge, first against West Brom, and then against a weak Chelsea side. In the Chelsea match, Spurs were leading 2-0 at one point but they threw the lead away, and displayed a complete lack of discipline and poise in the process. They then went on to lose their final two games of the season, including losing 5-1 against a relegated Newcastle side. After being clear by 5 points with 3 games left, Spurs ended up finishing BELOW Arsenal on the final day.
In yet another season filled with disappointment for Arsenal, Spurs managed to screw up and give us a sliver of joy to end the season on a somewhat happy note. Now you might be wondering- "How did they manage to fuck up this badly?". And to that, there is only one answer:
Lads, it's Tottenham
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>>59415919
nbome?
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>>59415944
Noncery: the soundtrack
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November 7, 2000, was the last day that no one died on Texas roads. Since then, there has been at least one fatal crash or traffic fatality somewhere in the state. Every day since. The state is 791 weeks into this sad streak.
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Anybody else a high tory?
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>>59415364
I would rather sneeze on them all and take their gold 2bh.
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>>59415987
>projection
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how do you eat grill skewers lads?
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>>59415827
t. Cleetus McShitforbarins
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>>59416033
>gold

that's the southern ones lad
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>>59415944
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>>59416036
AOA are literally gutter tier kpop, no wonder no one in Korea likes them besides horny men
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Ah yes, these will do nicely.
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Who else got the job centre next week?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw
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>>59416036
Nah he's right, you're a weird little virgin nonce with no mates and severe autism. You might as well gas yourself.
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>>59416081
>No gold
Then what fucking good are they?

GAS THE SAVAGES RACE WAR NOW!
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>>59416093
Unlike all those other kpop bands who people listen to for totally non-sexual, non-idolisation reasons.
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>>59416120
would rather watch my savings slowly dwindle to nothing than sign on desu
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poocastle poonited
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>>59415916
please help lads
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>>59416137
Most of whose fans are females, and some groups actually do produce decent music
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>>59416134
breeding desu, just kill all the males
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>>59416001
aren't high tories effectively socialists of today with muh Keynesian economics
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>>59416001
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the chon is a wild place lads
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>>59416093
>Being this upset that Seolhyun couldn't identify Ahn Jung-geun
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I'm gonna blow this damn candle out
I don't want nobody comin' over to my table
I got nothing to talk to anybody about
All good dreamers pass this way some day
Hidin' behind bottles in dark cafes dark cafes
Only a dark cocoon before I get my gorgeous wings and fly away
Only a phase these dark café days
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>>59416108
>Yanks will never know the simple joy of a crisp butty

Truly a savage people.
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*drive-by shoot myself*
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>>59415989
they should drive on the left, it's safer
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why doesn't one of us apply to be a janny and then we can prune the constant offtopic kshit and yanks from this thread whenever we like
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>>59416219
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How many slags have you fucked this weekend ?
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>>59416223
He's not wrong though
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>In work in 12 hours
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>>59416189
Hmm. Free Pochahontas gf for everyone.
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>>59416258
*steals the gun from your body*
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>>59415960

1P LSD
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>>59416295
t. Gfriend shitter
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>>59416303

>gif

fuck off
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>>59416120
can't you just sign on online?
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>>59416300
How can you like women that literally have to go under surgery to be appealing?
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Who /Arse/ here?
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see
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>St totteringham's day gets a sticky

>>>/sp/67606553
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>>59416372
How can you like women that literally have to cover their faces with paint to be appealing?
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>>59416357
GFriend are even worse
>lets just release the same song over and over again

And idiots keep buying it
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>>59416378
With the yanks being as tribalistic as they are, I think if you tried that line on a yank who wasn't from Tennessee they would tar and feather you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4G2cUQQvyc

aesthetic
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>>59416372
Nonces pal
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Hate when you mention to someone that you don't have a job and they're like "haha you're lucky I WISH I didn't have a job its shit"
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>>59416220
is israel a well paid place? Hard to get a job there if you're a goy?
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>>59416362
You have to go in every couple of weeks for a review where some cunt goes through your job search history to check you're doing enough to look for a job
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>>59416451

This is the sad result of learning about the world through 4chan
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>>59416482
>Hiring a goy over family
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>>59416497
lel

how do they check you've applied at all?
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>>59416497

Do they check if the company exists? How many applications are you meant to send off?
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>>59416357
when has gfriend ever been posted in /brit/
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i love changing all the profile pics for the groups im in on whatsapp. people get so riled up over such little things. just makes me do it more as well the idiots.
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cunning stunt
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>>59416518
And yet you call a shouthern yank a yank and they will get good and triggered, something I have encountered in the world outside of 4chan, friend.
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>>59416476
The grass is always greener on the other side, I get jealous when someone tells me they're unemployed, but then I remember how sould crushing going to the post office to collect my dole and spen the next 6 days sitting on my arse watching friends for 12 hours a day on comedy central
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>>59416541
You have to enter all the stuff you applied for online. I mean I guess you could make it up but still.
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>>59416555
It depends on what you agreed. With Universal Credit they expect you to be looking for work for 8 hours every day, so your application history should reflect that.

I used to just go on Reed, apply to 20 jobs and paste the information on their system.

It took about 20 minutes at max.
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>>59416583

I couldn't even watch friends m8. Literally sleeping, wanking and 4chan. Never had the attention span for that much TV.

I find my free time is more precious now and I actually fill my weekends doing stuff like going away and seeing people.
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>>59416571

Media fake frenzy ! It's called a "false flag "

No ones gonna get hurt it they did it's would be the establishment doing the hurt ....

Wakey Wakey !

All the threats over that past 15 years in Manchester and nothing ! Only London makes the headlines only London they would do it to

Fear makes man weak equal more control ......think about the Trafford Centre experiment carried out a week ago.

It's all planned

WAKE UP PEOPLE !
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>>59416571
I swear if the next Bond is a nigger, I'm never watching another one again.
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>>59416583
It's just annoying that someone would say they wish they didn't have a job, if they really did they'd fucking quit their job
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>Sienna Grace on Chaturbate
>Flash won't load

send help quickly
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>>59416621

20 jobs a day? wew. Did you ever get interviewed? I suppose if you declare the fact that you have borderline personality disorder or antisocial personality disorder in the disability bit you never get a call back?
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>>59416555
>Do they check if the company exists?
Aint got a clue. That small doubt is the only thing keeping me from putting a load of bullshit in the history

>How many applications are you meant to send off?

No specific amount of applications, the support officer will assess your situation and give you a certain amount of time you're supposed to be job searching a week. Mine was 35 hours until it got lessened to 30 when I started going to a support group.

So like 30 hours a week has to be spent doing stuff to help you get a job. Either applying for jobs or doing volunteer work or going to interviews and shit.
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just got back from golfing with my grandad lads
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>>59416583
>watching friends
Good god.
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>>59416684
there's been 20-some bond movies

the last three were all shit

why would anyone still watch bond
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>>59416732
did you win?
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This 16 year old scored for Celtic on his debut today
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GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsDcuPU5Lpk
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>>59416621
>8 hours every day

wtf

when i was unemployed here it was 2 jobs

per week
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>>59416768
ye
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>>59416738
did you raid my family photo album for that picture?
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>>59416748
i really liked casino tbf
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>>59416748
was about to tell you Casino royale was pretty good but then I remembered there's in fact really been 3 movies since
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>>59416738
DON'T JUDGE ME

I was unemployed for nearly a year
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>>59416723
I don't know about the disability stuff.

Yes, 20 a day minimum, like I said they expect you to fill 8 solid hours with searching for work, it always felt too little if anything.

The trick is to put the company you applied tos name and not "applied on Reed" twenty times over.
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I'm noticing a lot of grills are flirting with me now I have a job, even though they should have no idea whether or not I'm in work. IDK know why that is.
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This was one carrying some serious hype behind it and lemme just say it lives up to it. Starring both Anri and Hitomi and a running time of nearly 3 and a half hours, this one is possibly the best video I've seen all year.
The first scene is all POV with both Hitomi and Anri together having sex with a guy and taking turns fucking him. Another scene has them kissing, eating each other out and scissoring. There's some real good close ups of them kissing if you're into that ;)

Next scene is them pressing their ass and tits against a sheet of glass giving you a real great up close view of them. The final scene has them getting gangbanged and creampie'd together. You get some real good shots of their tits bouncing around as well. They also act really slutty in this one too. Not much of the "whiny, afraid" act here.

Check this out if you enjoy:
Hitomi or Anri
Big tits
Creampie
Squirting
Sluts/Promiscuity

An absolute 10/10. This is probably one of the best jav releases of the year imo. I can't recommend this one enough.
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/15/pigs-head-found-outside-german-chancellor-angela-merkels-office

kek
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jammin on my base guitar atm
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>>59416788
They changed it recently, it used to be that you had to do 5 "things" a week

"Looking at jobs in the newspaper" counted as one of said "things"
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>>59416847

It's hard to believe you didn't even get a shitty job in a postal room somewhere with all those applications.
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Doing a contemplation, lads.
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>>59416872
you are nothing else than a walking ATM for them
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>>59416748
Oh the recent ones were all shit, just generic action films and not Bond films, but I hope that this is just a bump in the road. Putting a nigger in it though would kill it completely for me.
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>>59416873

tl;dr
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>>59416912
And you'd get like £70 a week too lmao madness
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>>59416832
Used to watch telly all day as a kid but never had much time for it after I started using the internet
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>>59416807
Yes.
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>>59416946

Yeah, but I never went around advertising the fact that I was unemployed, and I don't go around mentioning the fact I now have a job.
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does /brit/ like shoe0nhead?
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>>59416927
Yeah dunno what it is where others are from but here you can practically walk into a call centre job if you have a native accent cos noone wants to do it
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>>59416951
there won't be any good new bond films

they'll keep going with some other white guy as bond and fizzle out, or they'll put in idris elba and everyone will enjoy his first bond film but then it will fizzle out anyway

bond is dead, it's over
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>>59416959
Even more if you got housing benefit too, I knew someone who rented a really nice flat, was paying well over a grand a month and then he quit his job and lived off the dole for ages lel
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>>59416897
literally you

http://www.hulu.com/watch/824050
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got my dick out
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>>59416832
There is being unemployed and there is being a pleb. You are both.

I bet you watch Big bang theory too.
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>>59416946
i'm a walking ATM but girls still aren't interested
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women are insufferable
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>>59417033
nah this is him
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>>59417019

Same here. Lad in the gym was saying it's cheaper to buy single airline tickets and buy a return when you're out there because of air passenger duty, and if you get fired for returning late it's easy to walk into another job in my town.
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>>59417028
Can you really blame immigrants wanting to come here when the gov will give you all that free shit
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>>59417015
no the coalburner slag
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>does /brit/ like shoe0nhead?
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>>59416996
I still like to veg out in front of the tv, I don't have to do anything, just lie there and watch and switch the channel every now and again
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Might do a Pimms and a music listen in the garden in case the weather is bad next week.
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>>59416872
Your job must be giving you a confidence boost, which is subconsciously improving your body language. Lucky you.

Jobs never make the slightest bit of difference for me.
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>A suicide bombing in Yemen that appears to have targeted new police recruits at a security compound has killed 25 people, according to reports.


ummmmmmmmmmm islamists?????
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>>59417083
can I borrow a tenner m8?
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>>59417047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qI-GyAfIw
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>>59417015
does she try to look like boxy?
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>>59415784
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>>59417123
are you a cute girl
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>>59416880
And so it begins.
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>>59417108
Nah, she's a tryhard sket don
>>
debating another whiskey drink at noon
>>
"A true god doesn't speak his commands and hope they are obeyed," Cortana spoke righteously, "She transmits them and knows they will be."
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>>59417120
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dead awkward ordering a pizza over the phone and asking for a "10 inch pepperoni lover" haha
>>
Benefits in France and the rest of Europe are even nicer. Get a really high paying job (fairly hard desu) and your dole is literally a percentage of your salary

Not that the jobs are hard in themselves. Just sit about at an ordinateur browsing le internet.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

>26 million views
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>>59417066
Not my fault it was the only thing decent on at 1 o clock in the day, and no I would never subject myself to that torture
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>59416927
The weird thing is that I simply didn't. On Reed it used to show how many applications each job would get and each one would be in the 200 range so it must have been bad luck, but I genuinely did apply for them all which is the weird part.
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>>59417170
I am not
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>>59417197
>people care about tragedies in india or south america or even egypt
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>>59417120
ah yes, the religion of peace. very impressive
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>59417210
>be white-collar professional
>spend half the day sitting on reddit
>go for a wank in the toilets after lunch
>£60k starting
>>
fuck sake

girlfriend said she's going to break up with me unless i become a vegetarian
>>
https://twitter.com/mycatismean

there are going to be mass suicides in the future desu
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>>59417269

Brits care about India (old empire) and Americans care about South America. Not sure who cares about Egypt.
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>>59417015
I don't understand the appeal of camwhores. Spending an hour watching some slag et her tits out, have a quick rub and then wave to the camera is boring.

I would rather just watch an actual porn vid.
>>
>>59417269
They do a bit 2bh

Ecuador earthquake was all over the news
>>
as someone who doesn't follow football how did Arsenal finish above Tottenham? I thought arsenal were way down the table and Spurs firmly in second?
>>
>>59417198
Order off the internet like the rest of the autists
>>
>>59417323
I guess it's the interactive aspect.

I agree with you though, load of bull
>>
>>59417316
don't think americans cared much about even mexico when a full bus of students was slaughtered by the cartels
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>>59417345

Spurs choked in their final games.
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>>59417019
I worked a call centre job once on a 3 month contract. It was the worst job I had ever had and I made it clear when I went on the dole that I refuse to ever work in one again.
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>>59417305
All me but without the job or money
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Don't want to drive all the way to the store for sour mix but I need smokes as well so I suppose I'll have to soon
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>>59417308
time for a new vagina, lad
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>>59417047
I'll need my microscope for this.
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Gf after she came home from the club this morning.
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getting my daily dose of Nick Land
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>>59417386
FOY
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Lads what age dya reckon you have to sort your life out by?

I'm 22 and stuck in a dead end office job, might go travelling for a few years in about a year or two but don't want to be that creepy old guy.


Then come back and try and start in something new. Any ideas if I've passed my boat?
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>>59417354
>paying £1 delivery and £1.50 JewstEat card charge

I refuse
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>>59417116
Good old Pimms, the true secret to the British empire, may the jf never discover it.
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>>59417445
it's 50p card charge and most places have free delivery
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>>59417433
22 is young, you've got plenty time
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>>59417362
lol where do you think they got the guns?
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>>59417433
30, if you go past 30 and still don't have a deent job or qualification.... you're fucked
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>>59417100
Yes, fuck them.
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>>59417445
I just pay cash when they arrive 2bh
>>
want a gf that isn't a girl
>>
>>59417433
18-22 is meant to be shit
27 is the cut off
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>>59417491
Don't pretend you wouldn't do the same thing
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Literally half of Twitter is dedicated to shitting on white people
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>>59417194
>e

Get tae fuck yank.
>>
In my country government let you die. Britain is civilised country. Give me house and benefits so I can get education and give back to you.
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>>59417514
so...a bf?
>>
>>59416872
>I'm noticing a lot of grills are flirting with me now I have a job
My confidence and social skills regressed terribly when I had no job and came back quickly once I was working. Females love the confidence.
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>>59417561
no, i'm not gay
>>
>>59417216
What is torrenting?
>>
>>59417476
oh american government does care but the population couldn't give less of a fuck
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Me on the left
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>>59417486
>>59417517

So basically I've got til 27-30 to dick around, travel and do shit jobs and then if I'm not starting a proper job then panic?
>>
Might just move to Liechtenstein and live off benefits
>>
>>59417415
that living room is bigger than most britshoeboxes
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>>59417542
tbf the other half is white nationalists
>>
>>59417596
I had no computer at the time
>>
>>59417606
she is very pretty.
>>
>>59417542
twitter has had a worse impact on my opinions on women on minorities than /pol/
>>
>>59417598
>American Government cares about cartel slaughters
no they don't 2bh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATF_gunwalking_scandal
>>
>>59417607
Best to start as early as you can, employers are more likely to take on young lads
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>>59417606
would slap you on the bum
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>>59417628
who doesn't own a fucking computer?
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>>59417628
>no computer
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>>59417433
I've very recently gotten a career instead of a job and I'm 28... feels like I didn't have a lot of time left but it's all good now.
>>
>>59417697
>>59417696
boomers OUT
>>
>>59417628
>I had no computer at the time
Wtf? Is it still 1998 in Ireland?
>>
>>59417652
ahh no i didn't mean it like this

they "care" as in they monitor it you know, they follow the activity in the region
>>
>>59417606
its not fair desu lads
>>
>>59417685
>syria

Only a small amount of the migrants are Syrian
>>
>>59417445
>Not supporting the bull prepping service

You racist.
>>
got my first computer in 1996

hahaha still remember my compuserve email
>>
>>59417559
It always infuriates me when they interview the illegals in the Jungle camp and they say things like they want to come to Britain for an education. What right do they have to study in England? Who do they expect will pay for it? They give answers like that cos they think it will be better received than 'my country is a shit hole and that's why I want to travel to England'
>>
going to take a break from masturbating

my arse gapes far too easily and my cumshots are weak
>>
Going on an ice cream run who wants what
>>
FUCK I just remembered it's Sunday so the shops are shut and I can't get me alcohol without going to the dismal little convenience shops which are a longer walk away

bother
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>>59417719
>>59417697
>>59417696
>at the time
I was unemployed at the time you twats
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>>59417719
My family had at least 3 computers in 1998 2bh
>>
>>59417433
22 is young as hell chill out la

you can go travelling and "find yourself" until 35
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>>59417685
get a bigger map next time
>0
>0
>0
>0
>0
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>>59417724
Oh definitely

We still have our failed War on Drugs going on for reasons nobody understands anymore, that's where most of them come from.
>>
>>59417542
Non-whites aren't people so I don't care about their opinions.
>>
>>59417776

i reckon you're 40 years old mate. fuck off.
>>
>>59417773
cornetto
>>
bloody foreigners
>>
im a white male thats proud of his heritage and what his race has achieved
>>
Fairly confident my broke unemployed "m8" stole most of a bottle of rum from me on Friday night.

What a cunt.
>>
>>59417539
Fuck off paki.
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>im a white male thats proud of his heritage and what his race has achieved
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>>59417793
>leaving Israel as grey even though it's obviously part of the middle East just so you don't have to admit they took 0
>>
>>59417766

Most people will be a drain on the state. Why even bother? When you could give citizenship to the top coders/doctors etc. At least their tax income will make them worthwhile.
>>
>>59417829
I'm 20 desu
>>
>>59417865
You know what to do
>>
Lisicki is a gay porn faggot
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>>59417859
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>>59417880
don't think a numale would say that lad
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>>59417878
You're trying too hard rasheed
>>
>>59417913
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>59417719
It's still 1898 in Ireland.
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>>im a white male thats proud of his heritage and what his race has achieved
>>
>>59417859
>proud of my race
is this a thing? I understand being proud of being english or whatever but I'd never say proud of being white

>inb4 hurr hurr ur not white paddy xd
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I'm a nu-male poster boy
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>that friend who owes you 50 quid
>ask him for 2.50 to buy a drink and a packet of crisps
>asks for it back 3 hours later
>>
>>59417938
Rasheed.
>>
Going to Walmart lads anyone need anything?
>>
>>59417986
good lad
>>
>>59417997
>repeating what I said

Ahh yes "I know you are but what am i"
>>
>>59418002

a handgun please
>>
>>59418002
A decent living wage
>>
>>59418002
bow-legged yank gf please mate

also what the fuck is a walmart
>>
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>>59417980
>>
>>59417988
have you reminded him he owes you money? people forget sometimes
>>
I am a nu-male post-op boi
>>
>>59418002
candy corn oreos and a scooter
>>
>>59418073
no they dont
>>
>>59418002
$15 an hour
>>
>>59418050
>also what the fuck is a walmart
It's a cheap all-purpose store for white trash, has literally everything (groceries, clothes, toys, electronics, guns etc)
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>>59418002
Wrestling match and a Cornetto.
>>
>>59418002
fully automatic assault rifle please lad
>>
>>59418073
He knows
>>
>>59418002
free healthcare
>>
>>59418034
Rasheed.
>>
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>>59418113
I swear , americans are like a fucking alien race or something. They're so weird
>>
>>59418110
He's pulling your leg everyone knows what walmart is
>>
>>59418042
Think they only sell long guns m8 sorry. If you can settle for a shotgun or a bolt action rifle I can hook it up

>>59418048
>>59418050
gotchu senpaitachi

Walmart sells literally everything but cars and handguns. Some of them even sell car parts and tires.
>>
>>59417980
why? we have a shared culture with other europeans. obviously being british/english comes first but you can still be proud of being white.
>>
>>59418055
moving the goalposts; not an argument
>>
>>59418002
steel reserve
>>
Arsenal has arse in the name haha lads
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>>59418002
Arizona Ice Tea and some Skittles.
>>
>>59418113
This image to this day confuses me.
>>
are the borderlands games any good lads?
>>
>>59418173
that's fucking walmart. nobody likes walmart
>>
>>59418203
Wait did be actually tweet that is this real
>>
>>59418186
I suppose but I know my own peoples history very well and I wouldn't know most european countries half as well
>>
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck and pushes you against the wall*
*licks your face*
>>
Wherever I go, I must also vape
>>
>>59418177
If he knew what it was he wouldn't be asking for a Walmart gf (unless he's into fat black women that is)
>>
Sitting in the postgrad section of the library like a madman lads
>>
>>59418228
nothing amazing but i won't deny enjoying my time spent on them
>>
>>59418248
Nanu nanu.
>>
>>59418273
uhhhhhh
now stick it in
>>
>>59418203
weird how americans say blacks.
>>
can't wait to move from this shitty flat
>>
>>59418261
Yes, Trump is very open on twatter.
>>
>>59418288
Kek the postgrad engineering students at my uni have their own posh building with loads of computers that are hardly ever in use

Always go there to do my work as the normal library is packed and never been questioned on it
>>
Fucked a chubby qt from tinder last night and regret it desu

It was fun but sober sex with someone you're not into is really overrated.
>>
southside
southside
we gon set this party off right
>>
>>59418290
cool, got nothing to play at the moment so might get them both
>>
>>59418360
so sad!
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bought stellaris on friday, no study done all weekend
looks like im failing something haha
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>>59418360
>>
>>59418382
get doom
>>
New Thorax documentary tonight lads. Get your Lucozade ready.
>>
>>59418427
he actually did retweet from an account called stop white genocide or something before lol
>>
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>>59418429
Still waiting on a cracked torrent
>>
>>59418372
Yeah this section is card access only but (have a method), it's really empty and quiet so it's nice
>>
we trying to buy back our 40 acres
>>
>>59418382
make sure you get them for free lad
>>
>>59418374
Sex is a bit shit without some kind of emotional connection isn't it? Regardless of how hot the girl is. Prefer to just wank desu unless I'm really into the girl.
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New Trump tweet
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>>59418429
only got a ps3 mate
>>
>>59418427
*unzips your trousers and looks at your penis*

So sad!
>>
got a pooey bum
>>
>>59418514
did you doing a poo?
>>
>>59418495
He said he was pro-Brexit in an interview.
>>
>enters /brit/

so sad!
>>
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>>59418514
lynx lad is british
>>
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are beavers native or invasive in you're country?
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>>59418553
>putting the spikes and fire on the american side

hmm
>>
>>59418623
No
>>
>>59418655
>>59418655
>>59418655
>>59418655
new bread
>>
fucking lambos been ragging it up and down the road outside my flat for the last few weeks

first world fucking problems desu
>>
@59418623
too obvious
you won't be getting any >american education from me
>>
If we vote to leave what are we gonna do with all the useless leeches that will return from Spain etc?
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