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crayon pop edition
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karen
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>Some Korean guy tries to be friendly with me by talking about football and I have to pretend to like that degenerate """sport"""

Can someone give me any tips? Like what team should I 'support'?
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subhanAllah
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seolhyun
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>Tottenham have their best ever season
>Arsenal still finish above them
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>crayon pop
shit thread, someone make a new one
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>>59412200
Leicester
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Think pornhub's up the shitter or something, got one of those stupid pop up "The FBI has locked your computer and wants $1000" things.

Time to burn the PC.
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>>59412200
You like the team with the beat ball kicking blokes in the game
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>>59412151
we already had the janicaust 3 days ago
i know because i got banned for that webm of the guy getting stepped on
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>shittenham gonetopotspur are going to finish below farsenal
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>>59412171
POP POP
CRAYON POP
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>>59412218
>>59412225
spoiler those hogs
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>>59412225
post the fucking jew video reeeeereeeeeeee
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>>59412221
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getting my daily dose of Nick Land
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Matthew McConaughey is a top lad 2bh
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>>59412204
One of the most overrated people in kpop/korea

Fucking hate seeing her face everywhere advertising shit
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>>59412250
If only they'd kicked the ball with greater aplomb they could've avoided this embarrassing state of affairs
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cannot believe this actually happened to be honest
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>>59412277

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEyi4UnQ4fY
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Amber
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>>59412216
they're not even going to match Redknapp's 2012-2013 points total 2bh
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>>59412295
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>>59412300

gimi shoulda have won ;_:
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>>59412313
thanks lad
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>>59412313
>not available in my country

ahh yes very nice
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Evening chaps.
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>>59412330
>comparing points totals across seasons instead of positions

So retarded
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>>59412300
The trouble with Michael Schumacher is he's always trying to drive it into the back of the net
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>>59412337
but that would break the syntax because finland cannot possibly win
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How many captcha solves would it take to built an AI capable of beating captcha?
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>>59412291
watched that film last week but I'm just not a Linklater fan 2bh
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poor fuckers
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>>59412378
I've got the runts working on it as we speak
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>>59412200
tell him to fuck off
talk about literature, like a gentleman
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>>59412348
>17
>doesn't follow politics
Typical Sanders supporters
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yanks?

nah, not a fan
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if Rosy's a Marxist then I'm a Marxist
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>>59412405
Chinky rasheeds BTFO
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>>>/qa/519869

Reply to my thread lads
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>>59412405
>unisevened

what did they mean by this
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don't rank yanks like Tom Hanks
no thanks
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>>59412418
dont you dare insult bucks you filthy yank
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>Poocastle 2 - Hotspoo 0
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>>59412401
Fair enough m8

One of my favorites 2bh. Check out Dallas Buyer's Club if you're ever in the mood for a weird but worthwhile movie with him in it.
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>>59412471
Stop splintering board communities reeeeeeeeee
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I very rarely go on reddit, but found this absolute belter of a post
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4ikml4/sanders_crushing_trump_in_polls_53_percent_to_38/d2z2crg

Hope someone can dig up some dirt on Corbyn before 2020
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>>59412361
fuck off Pochettino

worst standard of football in the premier league ever and you were bummed by Lester
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>>59412514
fuck off
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>>59412477
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36241794
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>>59412564
cambodian princess
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gutted for the lad
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>>59412503
Ye seen it, very good film
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>>59412514

not much point tbqh

bernie hasn't a hope now
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remove kpop, cara, brits and aussies and this general could be quite good tbqh
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>I very rarely go on reddit, but
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>>59412348
qt t/b/h
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>>59412599
replace brits with yanks are you're correct
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>>59412599
No
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>>59412599
a tad bit rude :^)
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no idea why people say they're Bernie supporters
I may as well say I'm an Enoch Powell supporter for all the good it would do
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going to wander the streets and get pissed tonight

I love the summer because it means I can do this in the sunshine and warmth
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if i become a janitor i will ban all yanks in this general for the slightest hint of a shitpost that does not add to discussion.
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>>59412623
Wew
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>mfw I type 'T' into my phones search bar and it instantly suggests the commie's girls twitter because of all the shitposting
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>>59412599
leave my gf alone
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>>59412655
What's wrong with are Powell lad?
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>>59412623
ah yes it appears you have found a photo of the gf
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conversed with 3 (three) unrelated (to me) females last week lads
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>there were television cameras in the 1936 Nazi Olympics

my head actually hurts
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> roast won't be finished for another hour
> gf starts boiling potatoes now even though they only take 20 minutes
Christ almighty I'm going to give her a hiding with this spatula
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>going to wander the streets and get pissed tonight

>I love the summer because it means I can do this in the sunshine and warmth
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>>59412514
>sanders getting the nomination
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Had to go round the garden and trim all the bits i couldn't get with the mower

Now I'm bored
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>>59412702
why yes how else would they have filmed it?
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where can i look at pictures of purely average girls naked?

as in normal sized bodies, average tits and unkempt fannies

like what a random woman you stop on the street would look like naked

don't know why but average people get my willy hard
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>>59412598
lefties don't think so
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>>59412692
He was a brummie
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The "Janny" isn't actually real, they're something moot invented so people would stop complaining about the mods and admins. When a thread gets deleted, it's deleted by a mod, not by a """janitor""", they're simply scape goats. You've all been played.
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>>59412733
r/gonewild
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>>59412681
which commie slag tho?
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>>59412692
nothing but he's not about to become PM
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might roll a cheeky spliff tbqhwyl
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>>59412656
in manchester?
where do you go?
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>>59412719

celebrate your hard work with a fat spliff
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>>59412776
He might.
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Fuck me lads I've got a 2.6 million word report on Tony Blair and the Iraq war that needs to be in for the 6th of July and I've not started it yet
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>>59412724
but this was pre-WW2

i keep thinking of horses and wooden tables and shit
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>>59412733
abby winters
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>>59412764
moot, you say?
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>>59412313
pandering little sket
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>>59412724
TV wasn't a consumer product in 1936, that's why it's weird.
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>hear that opinions/comments critical of Islam and muslims come from 'ignorance' of both
>decide to do some objective research on muslims to educate myself
>they're actually way worse than I'd even imagined

holy shit. the LESS you know about them the better
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>>59412792
Where are you getting Manchester from? I live in a small cathedral city.
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>>59412815
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>>59412834
kek, it's true
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Literally me on the left.
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>>59412836
Don't go to Old Trafford they're gonna blow it up
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>>59412836
That was my best guess, for people wandering the streets shitfaced ^^)
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fresh moggy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDPHgZW8AV0
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>>59412863
where did you find this picture of me
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>>59412534

This poor cunt will probably get nicked now. Country has gone down the shitter.
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>>59412863
me also on the left
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>>59412768
>>59412820
ta lads
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>>59412905
Good post
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>>59412863
me on the right
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>>59412905
Can't flog the mogg,
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>tfw no turbomilf gf
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>Country has gone down the shitter.
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>>59412826

not an argument
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going to have a crack at jamie oliver's aubergine lasagne
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>>59412791
Just did la.

Had 2 zuts of haze
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>>59412962
Wew
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wish daddy would stop hitting me ffs
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>>59412834
>Mohammed raped a little girl
>Mohammed killed literally thousands of people with his own hands
>Mohammed enslaved literally thousands of people and said its okay to rape them so long as you cum inside them

No wonder they're fucked if he's their standard for goodness
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Watching my favourite episode of my favourite chinese cartoon
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what is wrong with women?
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Going for a wank and a nap
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>>59412962
literally does nothing to me
am i broken
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>>59413012

>favourite

FOY
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>>59412834
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>>59413045
yes
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>>59412986
good lad
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>>59413010

Mohammed would be part of ISIS if he were alive today, so it's simply beyond belief for people to claim ISIS aren't muslim
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>>59412905
UK politicians can't stop bringing up world war 2

Red Ken, big Dave and bojo all in the last 2 weeks or so
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>>59413055
FOD

(Fuck Off Downie)
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>>59413028
Don't care
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>>59413028

>asking someone to take a photo of her buying something at Pret

ah yes the world needs to see this
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CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>59413079
just want a qt gf at this point
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>>59413078
wew
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>>59413132
I have those glasses
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>>59413028
Cultural Marxism is being spread through feminism, SJWs, Black Lives Matter. All those identity politics are being funneled through media (which is popular) via the Jews.
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>>59412962
are you the lad who posts mum/son porn
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>Cultural Marxism is being spread through feminism, SJWs, Black Lives Matter. All those identity politics are being funneled through media (which is popular) via the Jews.
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women are SO narcissistic
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>>59413203
Nothing I said was incorrect. Prove me wrong.
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>>59413101
>british politicians can't stop bringing up a fairly recent and world-changing war

hmm, wonder why
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>>59413222
>seasoned salt
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>>59413087
ISIS are the ultimate Muslims, they follow the Qu'ran to the letter, that's why they're so fucked up. "Moderate Muslims" don't exist, you either agree with ISIS and all their shenanigans or you're not actually a Muslim, simple as that. You can't say you're a Muslim and then live next door to an infidel, since it says in the Qu'ran or the Hadith that you must kill your neighbour if they aren't a Muslim. Same goes for Christians desu, you're not a Christian if you wear mixed fabrics, since that's forbidden in the bible.

I hate how people are still "religious", but they aren't actually religious at all.
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>>59412905
I like mogg but that was a very very soft interview

Get him on Andrew neil and it's go differently
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>>59413222
>seasoned salt
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new aoa is a banger lads
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>>59413273
He fucking wrecked her stupid point about Godwin's law though.
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>>59412905
top lad
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Does bugzy malone support united or city?
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>>59413132

I have that dress
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>>59413222
>green asparagus
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>new aoa is a banger lads
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>>59413280
#NewYearNewMe

Fucking hate women 2bh lads
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>>59412905
>refugees in Europe are safe as they are in civilised countries

Kek what a good lad, is this what politicians were like at the height of the empire
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>racist
>hate kpop posters/ kpop in general
>going out with a Korean girl

er
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>>59413234
And yet don't bring up ww1 nearly as often

Which is a fairly recent and world-changing war
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>#NewYearNewMe
>Fucking hate women 2bh lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBJCSzwA5o4

new aoa
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>>59413325
not everything needs to be orange
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>>59413401
To be fair WW1 could've been a more apt but less evocative comparison.
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Bet is looking alri so far
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doing a play of football manager
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>>59413263
This is such bollocks

Following the holy book "to the letter" doesn't make you more religious

Fundamentalist Yanks Baptists aren't more religious than the Orthodox or Catholic churches because of the way they interpret the Bible

Christianity and Islam are religions with 1000+ years of theology, debate and interpretation and ignoring that doesn't mean you're right
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>>59413418
>drinking the sugary jew

dropped

at least they're fitter than those fucking rancid skets in Gayon Poop
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>>59413418
didn't like jimins rap in this one
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>>59413414
>1460679402095

i see
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seriously though you have to be severely mentally ill to be attracted to women who thrive in modernity
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imagine being a woman and constantly obsessing over yourself

just imagine living like that
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Just measured my cock for the first time

came out at 6.6 inches long and 5.5 inches around at the middle

Is that good or bad? I'm a virgin
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seolhyun is really enjoying that sprite

might get some for myself
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Will grigg is on fire!!!!
Your defence is terrified
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>>59413459
>BOOM
Was that your bet for the United game?
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>>59413498
Hmm she does have a nice big bum though
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>>59413418
You can tell alot about a man if they like AOA, not good things I might add (AOA Cream is the only exception)
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>>59413498
women have always been like this
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>>59413561
No they haven't.
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>>59413545
good post
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>>59413511
above average la, not massive but a good size

nothing to worry about, same size as mine
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me and the lads
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>>59413511
>literal teenagers ITT
get out
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>>59413545
Had over 0.5 bombs to go off at 1000/1
Still time yet
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>>59413459
I don't speak betting talk, but if you're requiring stoke and norwich to both score and man city to win, then you'll need some good luck 2bh
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>>59413561
it's always been in their nature but modernity has exacerbated to problem

to put it another way, women who aren't like the one pictured are either ugly or idiots
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ARSENAL ARE ACTUALLY GONNA FINISH ABOVE SPURS

TODAY WILL BE ST TOTTERINGHAMS DAY HANANNA
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>>59413612
That's what I need yes
It's a long shot bet anyway, would have took being in this position at kick off
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>>59413401
There are still a lot of people around who grew up after WW2 but within the period it was still having effects, plus their children grew up on war comics like Commando and Warlord, war films on the 3 tv channels available and tons of WW2 novels, its relevant but not to everybody.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ

tune
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>>59413579
they literally have
stop expecting them to act like more than children and you'll get on with them much better
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>>59413652
Awwwwww shit son!
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>>59413657
well good luck then
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>>59413668
Ok you're right Bruce love you xx
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Australia, ladies and gents,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BYmmTI04I
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>>59413640
disgusting
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Who are some sports stars / athletes who you reckon dope but just haven't been caught (or who have been protected, if they have popped)?
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>>59413475
By debate and interpretation you mean twisting it until it fits your narrative?

Uh, yes they fucking obviously are more religious? You're not religious if you just pick and choose what parts of your religion you want to follow.

The holy books of religions mean literally what they say. Religious people, Christians in particular just change the interpretation of passages so that it suits them.

>600 years ago
"Oh what? The bible says the stars will fall out the sky and land on earth when the end is coming? I believe it"

>Present day
The bible says some weird shit that makes no sense? Hmm... we know stars are actually not just hanging in the sky and it's physically impossible for them to land on earth... I-IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR SOMETHING"
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>>59413560
cream was wank
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>Spuds
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http://entertainment.ie/cinema/news/Louis-Theroux-confirms-My-Scientology-Movie-is-finally-getting-a-theatrical-release/380909.htm

excellent
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>>59413704
Wahey stoke have equalised
It's fucking coming in boys
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>>59413748
Nah he doesn't dope, but his american training partner did.
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>tfw my internet gf is cheating on her real bf with me
he has no clue, positively Machiavellian
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>>59413776
Love Mr Thorax's documentaries no lie lads.
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>>59413766
objectively wrong
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>>59413748
Most certainly Jamie vardy
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>>59413771
Wenger is senile, tactically inept and can't attract top players anymore.
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>>59413802
I reckon you're right 2bh but it was his partner getting caught that sowed the seeds of doubt. He seems like a pretty genuine guy: family man, eats Quorn, all that shit.

I reckon Paula Radcliffe must have been on the juice.
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You guys are one of the main tourist groups here in Lapland. Are you obsessed with santa claus?
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>>59413498
Yea but I'd still smash 2bh
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>>59413752
So you can decide who is and isn't a Christian or muslim?

Not those who dedicate their lives to the study if the religion and texts in a framework stretching about centuries upon centuries

But you who has never read the qoran and possibly never read the Bible let alone studied them

Your sheer arrogance is bizarre
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>>59413776
Isn't there a new one on today anyway?
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>>59413841
And STILL finishes above Spuds, as well as Man United, Chelsea, City and Liverpool.
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Can you get high from Diazepam/valium?

My mate gave me some. I popped 5mg and didn't feel much, so I took another 5mg and it just knocked me out.

Had a nice sleep if nothing else.
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>>59413871
His real name is Father Christmas you stupid twat.
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>>59413914
Okay. I'm sorry.
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>>59413871
Who?
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>>59413875
have you actually read any convincing argument made by one of those scholars explaining why they aren't, in fact, real muslims?
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>poocastle poonited
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>>59413663
+1
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>>59413818
wicked
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>>59413871
I've been to lapland

nice place
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>>59413937
Read the argument

It isn't me claiming isis aren't Muslims

It's me arguing against the claim that anyone who isn't part of Isis isn't Muslim and that anyone who isn't a fundamentalist isn't Christian
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>>59413894
>5mg
phone 999 right now and say you overdosed on diazepam
I'm deadly serious
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>>59413894
Ye but it's less of an interesting high like Alprazolam or even Clonazepam. More of a relaxed mellow evening drug 2bh.
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>>59413871
You mean Father Christmas, you inbred Mongolian spastic.
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>>59413853
Yes but that Salazar training centre had allegations way before Farrah arrived there. Farrah has always been a great talent but it took him a while to find his confidence. He was quite insecure earlier in his career.
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>>59413933
Thank you. Next time I visit I'll tell him you've seen the errors of your ways and you'll be on the good boys list.
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bank holiday tomorrow lads

feels good man
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>>59413894
Depends what you mean by "high". It's unlikely you'll feel any sort of euphoria or anything unless you normally suffer from debilitating anxiety.

They'll mostly just slow you down, mong you out. And as you found out, if you dose too high you'll just fall asleep. Don't use them every day (limit it as much as you can) and don't mix them with alcohol (or opiates / other CNS depressants... unless you want to die).
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AGUEROOOOOOOOOO
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>>59413771
spuds means potatoes
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sexism and transphobia in this place make me quite ill
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>>59413914
Nah his real name is The Coca Cola Red Beardy Christmas Nonce.
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>>59413894
You just get a nice warm fuzzy relaxed feeling where all your worries melt away.

As your tolerance builds (and it does quite quickly) you will find that it doesn't knock you out at normal doses.
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Had some pretty intense dreams last night

>went on a killing spree, killed everyone who wronged me and hid out from the police in my old flat after killing my ex-roommates

the other one I went to my trial dressed as a girl and was cute and charming
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>>59413875
I'm just saying it's pointless saying your a Muslim or a Christian if you don't follow the religion 100% and just ignore the bad parts and then change the parts that don't make sense.

You're talking as if some books written by disease ridden sand niggers 2000 years hold any relevance when they don't. What the books say, the "original" Christians/Muslims would've taken it as fact, but over the past 2000 years now that we're less retarded as a species people have realised the books are comprised of 100% bullshit and so it's not longer all literal, the passages are metaphorical instead.

Are you religious? If you are, don't bother replying anymore because no matter what I say I'm never doing to get this basic idea through your head.
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>why yes i do post ugly slags in /brit/ in my free time
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>>59413893
All the top teams have been shite this season.
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>>59414095
are you responsible for the united bomb?
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>>59414073
t.
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imagine actually unironically being born a yank

lmao feel well sorry for them
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>>59414001
Well, seeing as 10mg just put me to sleep I doubt anything more than that would be worthwhile.

I prefer opiates but I can't get any.

>>59414048
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>59414083
Not planning on making a habit of taking them. Might pop a couple tonight and smoke a bit of weed. I also know that benzo withdrawals are very bad so won't be letting it get to that point.
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Villa have the best away fans in the country
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imagine how immensely powerful the lads in One Direction feels when they see those teen tits bouncing up and down in the front row at one of their shows
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Still watching Pocahontas. Avatar really is a blatant rip off of this movie.

Also feeling quite aroused by Pocahontas.
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>>59414117
And Arsenal have been the least shit out of all of them.

Daily reminder that this is Spurs' best season in the Premier League and they STILL did not finish above Arsenal.
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>>59414101
Yes the Bible is just a shit book written by disease ridden sand niggers

It obviously isn't the single most influential piece of literature to Western European society

Cba arguing with a literal fedora though
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>>59414139
I don't
Would've liked to grow up in a white American suburb instead of growing up in shitty English houses.
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>>59414048
I'd bet money she's got crabs and bedbugs
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>>59413991
>Read the argument

not an argument
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>tfw
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>>59414123
Yeah, it was a dud, just testing the limits of my powers

>>59414095
oh and after hiding out for a few months I went back to the uni and mowed down hoards of students while standing atop a stolen car that I bulldozed into them like they zombies
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>>59414101
>I'm just saying it's pointless saying your a Muslim or a Christian if you don't follow the religion 100% and just ignore the bad parts and then change the parts that don't make sense.
Calm down luv, it's not pointless because its subjective to each person, religion is interpretation that's why schism and multiple churches within a faith occur. The world isn't black and white, grow up.
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>>59414188
>the bible is the most important work of western literature
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHA
FUCKING KEK
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>59414129
he was born a few streets near me wish i was joking
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>>59414222
Still not 100% convinced that isn't a trap.
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Lads my gig of internet is nearly gone

send help
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Garth crooks is an absolute terrible excuse for a pundit
He'd have been sacked years ago if the beeb didn't have a diversity quota
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England's Brave Jackie Wilsh
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>>59414184
Arsenal are bottlers, they should have won the league this season but yet again their senior players lost the plot and Giroud went missing for over 10 games. Wenger needs to leave.
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Need a Hannah gf lads
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>>59414276
*sends you 10 gig of internet*

Merry Christmas, kiddo
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>>59414290
If he gets picked for the euros I'm supporting Ireland
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>>59414252
Name a single book more important to Western society
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I'm angry all the time lads and it's really getting to me now. I'm about to lose my shit any minute I swear to god.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY
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>>59414321
Roy's at the game to watch him, of course he's getting picked
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>>59414276
why don't you download another
>>
>>
>>59414337
This is true 2bh it has shaped the last 1000 years of history like no other.
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>>59414276
Wecouldstopusingspacesandpunctuationtolowerthenumberofbitsperpostifitwouldhelp
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>tfw posted in an honest rate thread on /soc/
>tfw didn't get scored higher than 4
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>>59414338
take a chill pill, phil
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>>59414340
love pardew x
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>>the bible is the most important work of western literature
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHZHAHAHA
>FUCKING KEK
>HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>59414350
He's a fucking liability
Squad comes out tomorrow and I just know woy is gonna piss me off
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>>59414337
Horrid Henry Annual 2006
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All out global race war when?

It's very clear we will never all get along, may as well get it over with.
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>>59414302
>Spurs' best ever season in the Premier League
>Fans want to knight Pochettino for getting blown the fuck out in a title race that was theirs for the taking against a team that was in the Championship a couple of seasons ago
>One of Arsenal's most disappointing seasons
>Fans calling for Wenger to go
>Arsenal STILL finish above Spurs
You could NOT write it
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>>59413222
>putting seasoning salt on asparagus

edit: im now just scrolling down the thread which is why im responding to an old post x
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>>59414368
Honestly don't think I'm masculine enough to handle those chebs, you need to be Lumberjack tier or higher to please that kind of woman
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>>59414337
Fucking green eggs and ham by dr Suess

I get what you're saying, the bibles rules kind of laid the foundation for our society, but plenty of societies turned out fine without it, China, Japan.
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>>59414368
>>
>>59414337
The Necronomicon
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>SHITTENHAM WANKSPUR
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>>59414338
relax and enjoy life
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>>59414370
2000*
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>even in my dreams she ignores me
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>>59414305
>>59414352
>>59414371
See you lads in Greece

ripip my internet access
>>
>>59414374
In reality, when taken in the perspective of the entire human population that's not bad, the average score would probably be a 2 or 3 globally.
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>>59414447
>the bibles rules kind of laid the foundation for our society

They didn't at all though, if we lived by the bible we'd be raping kids and slaughtering our neighbours etc.
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>>59414374
please don't remind me that /soc/ exists
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>Tottenham Shitspur
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>Spuds
I'm literally crying ahaha, imagine supporting this team
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>>59414337
Also even if it was useful to us back then, it's useless now, in fact it's downright damaging to our society at this point.

I just can't believe people unironically think God is real and believe what the bible says, it's fucking mental. ITS [current year] and you still believe in le magic floating sky man, what the fuck.
>>
>>59414434
Arsenal not winning the league this season is an embarassment, stop your damage control I watch Arsenalfantv and they all want Wenger out. A club with the resources of Arsenal not winning a league title for over ten years is beyond a joke.
>>
>FUCKINGCUNT SHITTWAT
>>
need to do a wee
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>>59414486
i don't think he cares about being compared to shitskins anon
>>
>>59414505
Yeah, but in a time with no surveillance or forensics or police, it kind of deterred people from committing crimes.

"I could kill this entire village and get away with it, better not though don't want to go to hell lol"
>>
>>59414557
Good bait almost thought you were serious desu
>>
>>59414560
They all want Wenger out and Arsenal had a terrible season.

AND THEY STILL FINISHED ABOVE SPURS KEK
>>
I'll be honest and say I didn't think before this run that Rafa Benitez' powerlevel was so high. Imagine being so confident in your abilities that you can happily take on a shit side destined for relegation and work your meme magic to this extent.

Yeah they're still going down (they deserve it) but if anything his reputation has improved.
>>
>>59414505
They did though, but things change and so many have gone beyond recognition or fallen by the wayside. To deny this is to not know British History, Christianity ruled every aspect of life for many centuries here and to say it had no influence is ridiculous.
>>
Gonna hold my hands up and I say I thought getting rid of Nigel Pearson was a mistake at the time
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>>59414623
all me
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>>59414616
the bible literally encourages and sanctions that kind of thing though
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>>59414620
Ah yes, fedoras and neckbeards and and so on and so forth. Very impressive argument.
>>
GIRRRRROOUUUUUUUDDDD
>>
>shitstal poolace
>spazton shitla
>>
>>59414557

Christianity isn't much different from science. The other week a spastic in a wheelchair who can't even wipe his own arse 'told us' what's inside a black hole and people believed it without question.
>>
Fuck off, the lot of you.
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>>59414694
Interested in seeing more of this tummy.
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>>59414697
you're thinking of the old testament
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>>59414730
plenty more in cambodia
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>Spurs are actually going to finish third when the league title was theirs for the taking
Jews on pooicide watch
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>>59414697
Did it? I'm sure it was only okay if the village wasn't Christian

Ah religion, what a delightful invention. The entire thing is about rape and killing each other.
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Do you recognise this man?
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A FUCKING HATTRICK
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>>59414720
That's the thing though, if you were dedicated enough you could do your own research and you'd eventually come to the same conclusion, thus proving it to yourself. You can't do that with the bible, you can't actually find any of the evidence for yourself, you just have to have faith it's real.
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>>59414753
Don't understand this post.
>>
>religion is just about rape and murder
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>>59414636
Arsenal fans don't care, they just want to win something.
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>>59414808
>the city of villa
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>Playing Stellaris as a race of Fanatical Spiritualist Collectivist
>Slavery tolerance 100%
>My guys literally don't care if they're enslaved or not
>If I emancipate them they get a happiness debuff "was a slave"
>They are happier being slaves than being free
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>>59414853
Name one thing religion has done apart from cause wars

I'll wait
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>>59414856
And laugh at Spurs.
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>>59414883
>the shitty of poolla
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>>59414886
>tfw laptop can't handle stellaris

JUST
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>>59414886
>stellaris

Found your problem
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>>59414758
>when the league title was theirs for the taking
Arsekek fan detected, Arsenal should have won it this season and they bottled it AGAIN
>>
>>59414907
hope you're baiting lad
>>
>>59414830

>you could do your own research

No amount of calculations or whatever else he used will tell you what's inside something 50 light years away.
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>>59414913
While the rest of the league laughs at Arsenal.
>>
transgender people do not deserve access to bathrooms they should be made to keep all the shit inside them as punishment
>>
>>59414907
help people feel better about their shit lives
>>
>SLOPPYSPAM SHITTYCUNTSPUR
>>
>>59415010
word unless they're cute
>>
4-1
>4-1
4-1
>4-1
4-1
>4-1
4-1
>4-1
>>
HOLY FUCK LADS

>SJITTYWANKINGHAM POOEYSPOTSPUR
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>spuds are the best team in the league
>Leicester just got lucky and didnt deserve the title
>>
remind me to go long on nu-male futures this gimmick is going to get massive
>>
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>59415137
>>59415137
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>Losing the Premier League title to a Championship team
>Losing 4-1 on the last day to a Championship team
>Best season ever
>Still finish below Arsenal
>>59414946
>>59414997
Simmer down lads
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>shittyfuck shitteam
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