/brit/ is an abnormie board edition
karen
>>59409675
not an argument
Do Trump supporters have a mental illness?
>>59409675
Kill yourself autist twat
do NOT succumb to the normie mindframe
strike OUT on your OWN accord
>>59409711
You're right, it's a fact.
Is it appropriate to stalk your girlfriend when she stops talking to you?
This seems like the thread to get stalking tips from.
>>59409713
fascism is a mental illness, yes
>>59409713
What do I need to do to achieve Raul moat mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1uKdSOesH0
>>59409728
not an argument
>>59409711
appeal to fallacy
>>59409702
it was you posting the depraved child porn wasnt it
you sicken me
so i'm interested
one of the measurements if you're disabled is if you can wash yourself.
but do they count simply being too lazy to/ having no drive to, or is it just a measurement of whether you'd drown yourself and get stuck in the bath?
call it autism but i've simply never had any severe drive to wash myself. i can never smell myself and it's very rare that i can actually see that i'm dirty. a bath is a big block of time allocated to that one activity (bathing) when i could be doing other more enjoyable things. for that reason i only bathe when pressed or (more recently) when it's a very serious occasion like a funeral that i know i shouldn't turn out to as a mess.
so how would a medical person react to that? would it be considered disability, or just a "also anon is such a retard... but it's not a disability, he's just being a fuckhead."
not even trying to get bux, if i wanted to i've already got muh depression as an excuse to do that, i just want a full medical picture of who i am.
hm.
>>59409758
nipples :DD
>>59409743
EAT BIG LIFT BIG GET BIG
>>59409753
Need a xuan yi gf
Reminder you haven't 'wasted' your life on 4chan
If you didn't find this site, you'd probably be on some other shitty website/game wasting your hours
At least 4chan has stopped you from being a literal fedora who wears flame shirts
Only downsides are that its insanely addictive and makes you insanely racist
Why do British girls do this?
need a bustier gf
>>59409758
Post more slags
>insecure smelly virgin manlet
cant write it
>>59409753
way too many
>>59409758
wouldnt mind sticking it in her means of production if you know what i mean aha
or should i say reproduction aha classic marx joke for ya x
>>59409788
my granddad couldn't move his left arm or right leg
he was disabled and needed help to wash
you're just disgusting. a shower takes literally 7 minutes
>>59409675
FOAL
>>59409670
yeah haha i sometimes wonder if i've ever come across a /brit/ poster in real life
>tfw i remember making 'numa numa' threads on /b/ during the christmas holidays in 2004
get me off this ride reeeeeeeee
>>59409808
i was on other sites before as well
>>59409675
that picture is fantastic
>>59409788
>the quavers meme was right
you dirty cunt sort yourself out
>>59409758
her tits looked great in that
>>59409788
how long does it take you to shower/bath lad
genuinely interested
>>59409778
mmmmmmm maybe 1 lewd image but not the others t︃bh
Pie lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA0I1V3HeYk
The noble house sparrow;
>>59409798
I can only bench 40kg
>>59409757
not an argument
ye 4chan is no more than a discussion board
also it is damn nearly 100% safe from marketing and alterior motives unlike televsion and facebook
>>59409808
>Only downside are that it makes you insanely racist
>downside
haha
>new
>>59409869
appeal to authority
not wanking
>>59409861
Simpler times
would dread to think how much i can bench now
would likely struggle with 60kg
>>59409833
kek
Fuck me lad
How old are you?
>>59409829
>using an abnormie gimmick
lmao keep trying cuck
>>59409842
Reckon there's a 90% chance that this person has compared someone or something to the nazis before desu
>every senior politician in Britain is invited to Buckingham Palace to join the Privy Council, the body that notionally advises the queen. In 2009 Sadiq Khan, then transport minister, was asked on which version of the Bible he wanted to swear his oath. He replied that, as a Muslim, he would like to use a Koran. Buckingham Palace had none, so he brought his own. Afterwards, when the palace tried to return it, he asked: “Can I leave it here for the next person?”
Thoughts?
>>59409883
appeal to the stone
>>59409852
can confirm
>>59409675
STOP USING OUT IMAGE REEEEEEEE
tbf
>>59409850
christ she needs a cock
ad strawman not a homenim
i have been benching 60 kg for two months now
>>59409788
>I can never smell myself
others can, that's the reason people who stink day in day out don't do anything about it because they don't realise
it takes someone to tell them they stink for them to realise and actually start washing
it's not hard to take a shower every day when you wake up you autistic fuck
True.
>>59409919
Not really sure of the problem...
i kind of sort of want a gf
>>59409904
just don't let the existential dread sink in
>>59409919
Wonder if they kept it desu
rate me day plan:
1. do a great big poo
2. have a roast
3. play sims
>>59409919
when will the queen massacre everyone at the privy council and assume direct control of the military eh
>>59409963
lel
>>59409972
Wouldn't feel bad if I owned slaves today 2bh
>>59409972
I'm partially non-white though :)
>>59409972
>you as a white person
Is he not a white person?
>>59409986
How do I into Jason Genova mode
>>59409972
he looks familiar
Reminder doctors literally all used to smoke and advise the population to smoke
Wonder what the fuck they are advising now
>>59409735
Please respond. Real life issue.
Arguing with delusional Muslim women on youtube. Just doing my bit.
How do I get a gf like this?
>add nominims
>>59409972
>my current city was literally built on slavery
feels good man
Got to wake up at 6 bloody AM so I can travel half way across the country for H&S training
Christ
>>59409986
First step sounds promising, not sure about the rest
>>59409986
desu the RAF and navy already are sword directly to the queen
>>59409990
lovely girl
>>59410017
>& photography
ah yes an iphone 5 picture of a pizza with 4 VSCO filters and more brightness is photography
>>59410023
>Tfw had a meeting in London on Friday and had to get up at 4am
Nearly fucking quit my job
>>59409905
25
started posting when i was in year 9, around 13/14 years old.
i remember there was only one board back then (/a/) but they added /b/ like a month or two after i started posting i think
this was before social media so i was on other forums as well
i heard about 4chan not through anime, but because people on a different forum (think it was the SA forums) talked about it
fucks sake im gonna be here until i die
>>59410014
alri sargon?
football in 10 minutes lads
*oppressing black people*
>>59410017
a runt cage of some description i assume
fuck sake lads can't believe I missed the formula 1 it looks amazing
>>59410017
You will always get the generic ''just work out lmao'' response when you ask these auestions anon. and if you're not following theyre advice, then why ask the question?
*lets the existential dread sink in*
ah, for fuck's sake
mummy and daddy have gone out so I'm going to wank myself silly and drink daddy's beer
>>59410059
Shit lad.
I do find it weird how even the demographic of brit has changed though.
Used to be loads of A-level lads talking shit and about 'muh feels' and now it's much more late uni/ early career people.
What do you do lad?
I do a generic office job and it makes me want to end myself, I wonder if my uninteresting life is why I keep coming back.
>>59410017
you could land a 747 on that nose
the lads and I
>>59410103
Haha did the car go vroom?!?
wonder what the queen truthfully thinks of a paki running her city
>posting on /brit/ on your phone
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Throne of Games tonight
my third eye is ready
caralad/dutch poster you say your life is better than back then
why?
>>59410120
i don't know i didn't watch it
DID THE MAN PRESS SOME KEYS ON HIS KEYBOARD AND PRESS THE SUBMIT BUTTON
>>59410067
Going to put a bet on
Any recommendations for my accy?
>>59409972
>Somebody I don't know enslaved somebody you don't know in a time when everybody was enslaving or massacring everybody else
What can I do to reset the karmic balance.
>>59410132
>he doesn't funpost on the go
>A-Levels
how the fuck did you lot do so well
you literally had to revise everyday, unless you did meme subjects like philosophy
>>59410154
>MAN
doubt any men post on 4chan
>>59410104
That's good advice though.
I should start lifting again.
>>59409972
99% of white people are either this guy or a neo-nazi.
Why?
>>59410132
in the library pretending to do work
having it up on my laptop screen would be far too bait
Let me get this straight.
London voted in not just a Muslim mayor but one that supports Islamic fundamentalists and says there are too many white people in council positions
HAHHAHAHAHAH
>>59409999
Nice digits stupid goy.
>>59410182
>>59409950
she was excellent
i love old street photography, it's amazing. saul leiter based as fuck.
feel like theres almost no one that isnt like terminally ill or homeless or whatever that I wouldnt trade lives with
>>59410187
because the world is easier to understand in black and white
>>59410195
>using bait in this context
gas yourself
woke up at 7am and i have spent the last three hours contemplating suicide
>>59410219
what about kev
>>59410207
>>59410132
Means I can shitpost in lectures
>tfw you are not ryan boundless
why live
Should white people apologise for slavery?
In my opinion, yes.
>>59410116
generic uninteresting office job
at this point 4chan is just a procrastinating tool for me, just a place to waste time
whereas before when i was still in school i used to love coming here
only been on /brit/ for about a year though, but even in that short time it has changed lots
>>59410207
>excluding London from the rest of the country like it's not your problem
moron, it's where the rest of the country is headed too
What are pakis like?
>>59410164
don't want to deal with this pressure sorry but good luck!
can hear my nextdoor neighbour's bed squeaking and her moaning
not sure if she's shagging her bf or humping a pillow or somehing though. or a dildo or whatever
she's usually a lot louder when it's her boyfriend
>>59410218
>saul leiter
not heard of it, will google now ta lad
>>59409758
The goat butterface
>>59410207
not only that but a liar.
There are clips of him on QT saying he's Agnostic and he's shared a stage with radicals AFTER it being exposed that they're radicals.
The Tories got pretty desperate by the end when Zac dropped to about 15 points behind but there are some genuine concerns that Sadiq creates.
He's not an actual moderate like Maajid Nawaz.
>>59410223
explain why and i may consider it
>>59410207
>supports Islamic fundamentalists
Give me a source you alt-right melt
>>59410259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9fG6X1gGwc
Fun fact: all non white brits secretly despise us and our entire history
>>59410251
>going to lectures
ah
>>59410292
Looks like the guys wife in breaking bad
>>59410245
no probably not
its why I'm grateful for the internet because I can always reassure myself that there are people worse off than me
ITT: weird little twats
>>59410292
if you behead her she'd look fine.
>>59409810
They are clearly Spanish people you cretin
>>59410339
bit weird
>>59410286
watch the documentary (it's on TPB)
top lad
>>59410307
makes you sound like a roadman senpai
>>59410339
rasheed
is Britain feminist?
>>59410313
what is that black wearing
>>59410375
that's me haha
There Tories campaign against Sadiq Khan was so racist it would have made Donald Trump blush
>>59410378
>>59410270
think of the awful shit niggers do
now imagine it on steroids
Done a get changed. Was wearing too many layers of dark clothing for this weather.
How do goths manage it?
>>59410339
Rasheed
>>59410415
Stop Dane.
>>59410116
the core of brit has kinda aged over the last few years and not been replaced by youngers, I feel we're mostly in our early 20s now, many of us had finished uni. But back when I was in uni there didnt seem to be many 23 year olds etc
lads for £2m would you have tastebuds in your arsehole?
>>59410444
They don't feel anything
>>59410419
not true
Pakiboo has struck.
>>59410419
except that's not really true at all is it? even in our most pakified areas the levels of violence and murder don't come anywhere close to black inner city suburbs in the US
>>59410450
Only if I was maisie 2bh BUT ALAS
get up-a
get on up
>>59410449
tfw been here since it started and was underage at the time, just 1 year younger than the first year when it seemed every man and his nan was off to uni
Wish i'd just completely skipped Uni and went into a trade.
i learned almost nothing from uni.
>>59409758
brb adopting marxism
>>59410448
can't stop
>>59410313
>YOU TOLD ME THIS SHIT WASN'T IN REAL LIFE
>YOU LIED TO ME
How realistic is that the "brexit" wins the referentum?
>>59410272
Was also under a bit of pressure to meet the deadline to get the bet on
>>59410487
stop posting this munter
>>59410501
What course did you do?
>>59410487
shame she only shags niggers
she'd be a top bang
reminder that people did indeed pray to a unseen god and that they and their community and country were all the better for it
where christianity hindered progress in the medieval age, athiesm has left us corrupt and soulless, individualistic and hollow
>>59410527
Unlikely
What did they mean by this?
shake your money-maker
>>59410527
Britain's national security is/would be stronger...
By staying in the EU: 38%
If it left the EU: 42%
(via ComRes)
The Government can/could control Britain's borders better...
By staying in the EU: 27%
If it left the EU: 57%
(via ComRes)
On who is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
David Cameron: 21%
Boris Johnson: 45%
(via ComRes)
On which campaign is more likely to tell the truth about the EU:
Remain: 24%
Leave: 39%
(via ComRes)
>>59410539
theoretical physics
5 years of uni, thousands and thousands of debt to start off on 20k....
>>59410487
such a shame about her rotten boat
>>59410313
Jesus fucking christ what a whiner.
If some other race had built the world through bloodshed then they'd be the ones on top asking the same fucking question you unbelievable simpleton. My god what a nob.
>>59410568
Nah
Just because you're depressed doesn't mean we are all "hollow" or """soulless"""
Ahh yes, London.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9PY9-r52c
>>59410527
>>59410528
acca edged it
What's the tv show where there was that weird scene where the daughter is dancing in her room then the father see's her and she carries on dancing seductively?
>>59410497
I don't even remember how long i've been here
was on /int/ about 2-3 years before flags, been on 4chan on and off since I was 15 atleast, 23 now
>>59410578
Irish were the worst whites, but that's before romanians became common
>BREAKING. Suspect package found in North West corner of Old Trafford. Police dealing with it.
Hmm.
>>59410568
>where christianity hindered progress in the medieval age, athiesm has left us corrupt and soulless, individualistic and hollow
no sure which side you're on
>>59410635
fresh prince of bel air
>>59410485
this desu
objectively speaking, pakis aren't quite as violent as blacks
>>59410623
world star
>>59410589
At least it's fun.
And you can make girls wet based on stuff you learned in your first year.
>tfw fingered a girl after telling her about fermions
>>59410668
Agree with this 2bh never met an Irish I like.
>>59410621
just because you reaffirm your existence with petty shit like kpop and live in japanese fantasy land doesnt mean you're not petty and hollow
>>59410691
utter bollocks blud
>>59410623
>Racist Muslim
stopped reading there. Muslims cannot be racist against whites, they are an oppressed minority.
>Aston Poola
>>59410668
Romanians are NOT white
The Pakis are attacking the men kicking the ball.
>>59409735
it is appropriate to dump her, tbqh
>>59410708
the ones I meet are usually sound af
>villa losing already again
My dad has unironically gone down to London for our last prem game
>>59410626
>decimals
FOY
>>59410720
>russians
also violent, but not as scary as ukrainians
>>59410485
>>59410691
they prefer to abduct and abuse children instead
did irish really die because of a lack of potatoes?
we are all nothing more than jungle monkeys
LOOK AT YOURSELF
JUNGLE
MONKEY
WALKING
UPRIGHT
MONKEY
>>59410720
It's true 2bh
Stubble is currently at that kinda sexy rugged look stage
Gonna have to shave tomorrow though as it will start looking shit then
>>59410723
black single mother with gingivitis vs. a paraplegic chinese woman who runs a small business
which of them can be racist toward the other?
>>59410623
Islam is a Religion of Peace and Tolerance.
These so-called "Muslims" are likely Uncle Tom's who have been paid to act that way by the far right
>>59410755
Yeah but did you still have your wallet after?
Have you ever experienced this /brit/?
>>59410568
>where christianity hindered progress in the medieval age,
But look at all of the great christian influenced philisophy, art, and music from the enlightenment onward. If Catholicism didn't hold us back for so long we'd probably have moon bases by now.
>>59410723
Ahh yes an oppressed minority, one of which is in charge of the city
Very impressive :^)
>>59410793
both can
neither are white.
Bloody hell. Manchester United vs Bournemouth has been called off after a suspect package is found in the stands.
>>59410780
no, you're a rapist who hasn't raped anybody yet
>>59410806
yeah those little wagons are great
>>59410806
Yeah but I was a bit older
>>59410806
me in the back at 0:06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLg_9WFiVU
pakis won and called off the united game lads.
>>59410793
black are by far the most oppressed
it would be fine for a rich black person to be racist towards a quadriplegic Burmese Muslim
>>59410798
I'm a scouser m8, I do the stealing.
>>59410841
Incorrect. The black woman has 13 oppression points but the chinese woman has only 8. So the black woman can be racist toward the chinese woman but not vice versa.
https://twitter.com/ESPNUK/status/731848379693568001
Isn't Poleaboo a City fan?
imagine being black and never having invented anything other than peanut butter
>>59410820
>we'd probably have moon bases by now.
if you're going to speculate that as an outcome im allowed to speculate where we'd be without christianity's positive influence
much worse off, if you ask me
>>59410764
Make sure to tell him to be a Gooner now that Villa have gone down
>>59410927
>>59410806
Yeah but I was in a club
>>59410941
Actually hate you lad
>>59410708
rorke
>>59410755
mick
Imagine all the dead United fans if that bomb hadn't been found.
>suspect package
the pakis are at it again lads
>>59410776
It was unironically because of le free market will solve everything idiots
>>59410927
jazz and aids were black creations
It's the IRA not so called ISIS lads
don't you read the news
>>59410806
yes
>>59410927
they didn't invent peanut butter but they did invent Elvis
>suspect package
probably nothing desu, just a rucksack someone left around accidentally happens all the time
>>59410937
I was trying to meme that Protestantism is better than Catholicism tbqf
>>59410623
im the guy in the middle of the shot staring at the ground
>>59411011
source
Dear White People,
Ummm, can you, like, NOT? ://
Yours,
P.O.C.
>>59411011
>IRA doing anything
It's a bunch of fat balding blokes who sit in pubs all day saying how much they hate the English
did the men not get to kick the ball?
>>59410988
Except it was the opposite
It was because of the protectionist corn laws and absentee landlords
> IRL bro goes onto youtube on your computer
> those related videos
> those "watch these again" videos
oh no
would NUT on the trivago lass' face tb.h
>>59411036
It is. Not a meme.
>>59411027
Yeah I remember I was at the train station and I left my bag on the floor while I went to the vending machine
Security guard told me off
>>59411055
The beeb