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Ex gf getting a bit cheeky on twitter again edition
crayon pop
>>59407512
Nonce
/celt/
haha imagine going 2 weeks without sex lads
>>59407502
what a fucking whore, what will her children think when they decide to check her twitter in the future to learn more about mommy?
Last time I had sex was in 2011.
charli
Would love to see the videos
>decide I'd like to go for a walkie
>push open the door
>blinded by flashing lights
>there are no less than four regular paddywagons outside of my house as well as a SWAT one
>one of the constables levels his gun at me and yells "GET BACK IN YOUR HOUSE!" at the top of his lungs
>step backwards and close the door
>walk into the kitchen and put on the tea kettle
>just as my tea is ready there are gunshots next door
>firefight ensues for about five minutes, I grab my tea and watch from the window
>guns go silent, bobbies swarm the building
>an ambulance shows up later and wheels out the corpses
Bang on job blokes, never liked them bastard neighbors anyways.
Hope the new ones are proper lads.
And now I've found another crush
The lush life's given me a rush
>>59407583
FONT
>>59407554
how's that?
>>59407502
>yfw women like this will find some beta guy to settle down with and get away with having such a destructive carefree youth and live a nice comfortable life off the betabux
>>59407583
FOAL
>>59407615
Great song
My father is bald, short, has rotten teeth, a heavy drinker and a devout football fan who goes to even away matches. He is also white as fuck. Can he be a Brit?
>>59407605
>this whole post
cringe
>>59407502
absolute rotter
>>59407502
bint
>>59407502
women have zero concept of male loneliness
>>59407649
2bh anyone stupid enough to marry a washed up whore because "her past is her past" deserves it 2bh
friendly reminder that women who have had multiple sexual partners often lose the ability to pair bond with their mates
>>59407502
How can you actually have sex with that horse faced mess without being sick?
>>59407605
>paddywagon
>tea
>bang on job
>blokes
>lads
>>59407702
haha EPIC!
>>59407583
2013 here, strongly considering giving up my morals and just going out drinking and hitting on slags until I get laid again so that the clock can reset. Why haven't you been getting any?
>>59407702
That's a very good point tbf
Also redheads a cutie
>>59407605
Fucking hell thought this was gonna be some yank copypasta
Did this actually happen?
*chimps out*
I could really use a shower but I'm likely to get sweaty again tomorrow.
fucked the fleshlight again, second time even better but it was quite difficult to cum. 21 mins between orgasms.
kind of hope my future kids play old vidya from our childhoods and treat them a bit like how we treat classic literature today
they're going to be deeply analyzing games in school like mario brothers, megaman, final fantasy, etc. to get a better understanding of the people of our modern time and the human condition....
>>59407744
>redhead
I've got bad news for you mate, asian red heads don't exist
Lads, if we leave the EU, what are the chances of my ex-gf getting deported? She moved to the UK in 2003 when Lithuania joined the EU, and her continued presence in the country is making me sad.
>>59407656
Literally my dad
>>59407556
FIFE
I
F
E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9odvl3tfEU
tune
>>59407800
very slim
>>59407721
How's your virginity going lad?
>kind of hope my future kids play old vidya from our childhoods and treat them a bit like how we treat classic literature today
>they're going to be deeply analyzing games in school like mario brothers, megaman, final fantasy, etc. to get a better understanding of the people of our modern time and the human condition....
>>59407747
Yeah, they couldn't handle the bantz so they opened fire on the police.
Turns out they couldn't handle the gun either.
we can all agree that Russia should've won
>>59407775
i can imagine you trying to get them to play board games like scrabble and monopoly and they'll be fucking their gf's in virtual reality whilst on hoverboards
Islam isn't oppressive, the only oppressors are the ones trying to stop Muslims from living their lives for God.
chatting to a warwick bird on the tinder
last messaged her 45 minutes ago and she hasn't responded. stuck between cutting my losses or sending her a cheeky "pls respond"
>>59407800
Not happening
EU citizens currently here will be able to stay
>>59407850
Not sure mate, we went different ways years ago.
How's yours?
Thinking of getting a new chastity device
One without bars that I can't masturbate through
>>59407881
Ask the year 2009
>>59407775
>deeply analyzing games in school like mario brothers, megaman, final fantasy, etc
those games were fucking weeb dogshit lmao
>>59407806
Fife is a shithole, neck yourself.
>>59407848
>>59407878
Fuck's sake, probably still going to vote out, but I don't care so much about the outcome anymore.
anyone got some good normie music ?
went to a party last friday and I knew literally 0 of the songs people were singing
>>59407895
ONE INCH WONDER
>>59407906
He just said you're a pathetic cuck loser and asked what happened with your life to idolise a complete and utter minger?
resist the temptation to reply
>France: FEMEN topless protest disrupts Tariq Ramadan at Islamic Conference *EXPLICIT*
kek
>>59407938
After you, CUNT
abnormies BTFO
>people are at my house
>don't want to go downstairs because I'll spill my spaghetti
>mum says she's not making me anything to eat and unless I want to starve I have to "stop being a weird little twat" and go downstairs and get something to eat myself
What an absolute cunt she is. Looks like I'm starving until they fuck off then. I hate her I really do, she fucking knows I have AvPD why does she do this to me?
Do we have high tax compared to similar countries
>>59407944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9odvl3tfEU
here
>>59407944
Listen to skepta - konnichiwa in full mate
"Argentina hots up Brexit FEAR as it warns it will RECLAIM Falklands if Britain votes Leave"
Thoughts?
>>59407944
>caring about normie music
it's just a meme, i don't think any of them genuinely like it either
>>59408029
he asked what normies listen to, not chavs and niggers.
>>59408035
looking forward to see the argies btfo again
>>59408010
fucking sperg shut the fuck up
>>59408047
>tfw no sexy chocolate gf
race mixing is a great american tradition 2bh
>>59408059
normies listen to grime tbf
>>59408035
joining the army soon, I hope it'll happen.
>>59408010
absolute pathetic mong
your mum sounds like a right laugh
you weird little spacker
CELTIC
E
L
T
I
C
>>59408035
Source?
Plus our overseas territories aren't even part of the EU like France's are so not sure why they'd pick now
All it would do is provide David Cameron a popularity boost when we win again
>>59408010
Shut the fuck up and make something yourself if you're that hungry
Proper weirdo cunt
>>59407869
my kids wont be allowed to have gfs until they're age 21 and up
>>59408007
Memico
>it's sunday afternoon already
fuck sake lads, another weekend wasted. i haven't even had a wank yet.
i used to listen to grime when i was 18 too. then i realised i was white and not from a shithole so i had precisely nothing to do with it
>>59408102
celtic supporters in glasgow are the most oppressed demographic of human beings since jews in nazi germany
do brits have the equivalent of american rednecks?
>>59408092
Yeah but normies actually want to be chavs/roadman now.
going to go acquire some product soon lads
>>59408092
No they fucking don't
>>59408108
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/670463/Falklands-Islands-Britain-EU-referendum-Brexit-Lisbon-Treaty
>>59408113
>>59408099
>>59408082
Wow fucking normies
I CANT GO DOWNSTAIRS BECAUSE THERES PEOPLE THERE AND I DONT LIKE PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME YOU FUCKING NORMALSHITS. They're going to talk to me and I'm going to spill my spaghetti and make a twat of myself, it's not worth it.
>>59407740
>Why haven't you been getting any?
Lost all my friends shortly afterwards and haven't been socializing since then.
>>59408162
is it people that you don't know?
>>59408146
normies just follow black fashion la'
>>59408158
>'no'
great argument.
>>59408162
Fuck off to /britfeel/ you absolute tragic cunt
Hope you starve to death you shite excuse for a man
>>59408141
Not really
>>59408162
kill yourself
made a tasty cup of coffee lads... sugar free too...
bit of heavy cream and a bit of butter... and it tastes really good... and its keto friendly...
>>59408141
northerners, scots, irish/pikeys/gyppos, scousers, mancs, brummies, 'sheeds
>>59408141
Northerners
>>59408010
sneak out and go buy some food
thank fuck it's a bank holiday tomorrow
need a lie in
>>59408178
>Lost all my friends shortly afterwards and haven't been socializing since then.
I know that feel germanbro. Are you like me in that you intentionally cut people out of your life, or was it some other reason?
>>59408162
>>>/r9k/britfeel
fuck off to your containment board you absolute melt
feel sorry for your mum
>>59408010
I`m the same, my mum wants me to eat at the table but I cant eat infront of people and seeing other people eat kills my appetite.
I started making my own teas now though, hence the tray
>>59408010
stop being a weird little twat
Business idea: offer to rehouse everyone from the Falklands in the UK
Cover every inch of the Falklands in land mines
Give them to Argentina
WEIRD LITTLE TWATS OUT
>>59408269
Even the penguins and sheep?
>8 months since I last had sex
>haven't had sex in 2016
>>59408201
>>59408232
reminder that /brit/ is an abnomire general and you should fuck off back to >>>/fa/cebook
>>59408010
sneak nigger sneak
that way you can get food and not see them at the same time
let us know how it goes
>>59408178
Same situation here, were they mutual friends of your ex, or did you just want a complete change?
>>59408162
If it's that bad just keep a bag of almonds or some other dry food in your room for situations like this
Chuckling to myself imagining this little spacker crying whilst reading the replies
>>59408297
Haven't had sex in this decade tbqh
>>59408291
>>59408291
>>59407502
Stop with these communist slags.
Literally the Sand Snakes plot of /brit/
>23 years, 203 days, 3 hours and 9 minutes since I last touched a vagina
>>59408300
reminder that it's not and weird little twats like you should fuck off to >>>/r9k/
Had sex twice in 2016, like 4 months apart and was with the same girl
>>59408291
The Riddler m8
>>59408329
>communist slags.
theyre literally ALL UGLY as fuck too
its one cunt who keeps spamming them
>>59408337
31 hours here
>>59408337
Doxed
>>59408207
sounds good la
I had a double espresso from the Italian cafe round the corner. Best coffees I've ever had
I like EU immigration but only if the people coming here are real europeans like the bella donna that makes my coffee. Rasheeds can fuck off
>>59408347
>comes to /brit/ a month ago
>declares it a normie zone
lmao try again
Gennady Padalka is the most travelled person in history with 365,060,780 miles of orbit logged on MIR and the ISS
>>59408365
Aisha's alright she's just mentally stunted
>>59408380
>>59408388
Scrap that actually. I once touched my sisters fanny whilst playing doctor aged 12.
How often do you masturbate /brit/?
>>59408222
it's not a bank holiday tomorrow
need an objectively correct gf
>>59408392
more bella donnas is always a good thing 2bh
Any /box/ fans here? GGG is going to destroy Canelo imo
>>59408418
nice
Haven't had sex this whole millenium or the whole of the last millenium lads
>celtic supporters in glasgow are the most oppressed demographic of human beings since jews in nazi germany
what age did you first start smoking weed?
I think my first time was 14
>>59408401
You've been colonised now
The majority will agree it's a failed normie general
Now off you fuck you little spanner
>>59408456
>he got laid in the 1st millenium
normie
me & the lads
https://www.fb.com/GRMDaily/videos/10153618983657960/
>>59408423
I have a gf so less than I did before, but I still have a tug at least 5 times per week.
>>59408465
never because I had a decent upbringing
lads if gorbachev never happened do you think the soviet union would still be the shithole it was 20 years ago
hehe
dude weed lmao
>>59408141
yeah they're called Scots
>>59408465
My parents loved me so I didn't touch it
>>59408454
Yeah, she was 17 so was nicely developed.
>>59408401
You've been colonised now
The majority will agree it's a failed normie general
Now off you fuck you little spanner >>59408465
First time 14
Started regularly in year 11
A friend of mine moved to Glasgow and started hanging out with the communists there and now his Facebook is nothing more than gay socialism and activism shite
>>59408498
DELET THIS
Reminder that controls on 3rd world rasheed immigration are currently only so strong because we can't control white Christian EU migration and Dave needs to keep the numbers down
Once we leave the EU say goodbye to Italians and Spaniards and say hello to """"" engineers""""" and """"" doctors""""" from Pakistan and Bangladesh
>>59408423
3-4 times a day
>>59408492
that's one hot doggy!!
>>59408465
Same age, and I had my first spliff before I had my first cigarette.
>>59407583
I almost got laid in 2013.
High point of my life 2bh
>>59408510
>17
how the fuck
bloody jealous right now
>never because I had a decent upbringing
>>59408548
Lol!
>>59408525
Similar thing happened to my mate, used to have quite standard political views
He moved to Norwich and now only posts about veganism, fracking, wind turbines and Jeremy corbyn
>>59408465
First tried it at 14 then I promised myself that I wouldn't touch it again until I was 18 2bh.
>>59408492
Is that what they do before they chop their heads off?
Haven't had sex in 2 days desu lads. Getting desperate.
>>59408201
>>59408206
>>59408247
>>59408232
Oh, I forgot it was Sunday and all the underage normies are here. Good luck in your GCSEs, champ.
>>59408233
Yeah, same here. It's the fact she puts so much pressure on me to socialise too, if she'd just leave me to my own devices I'd eventually become a normie, but her screaming at me and telling me I'm pathetic, useless and all that shit doesn't help me at all. Last time I went downstairs and people were here they said hi to me and I said hello back but it came out really quietly and she started shouting at me infront of them and calling me and ignorant cunt, proper embarrassing. I fucking hate her, she's so cruel.
>>59408301
>>59408219
I can't afford it, I left my job to go to college and you're mad if you think my mums going to give me money. Need to ration out my savings so I can afford cigarettes and alcohol. I'm just going to sit here absolutely starving until they fuck off, which might not be too late since it's Sunday. Yesterday I had to wait until 3am because she was getting drunk with her slag friends, so at least it won't be as bad as that.
I hate her lads I really do, why is she such an evil cunt? I cannot wait to move out, I'm never speaking to her ever again.
>>59408465
I was 13. Guy I met in my Counter Strike 1.6 sent it to me in the post after I sent him the money.
>tfw i'll never ever get THAT high again
>>59408566
She was quite childish, come to think of it she was probably just abusing me a bit lol.
Used to play games where she'd be naked in her bed and I'd give her a 'check up' and touch her all over her body and listen to make sure she was ok.
spacker
>>59408485
if they hadn't reformed, they surely would be
they're not exactly doing great as it is though haha
>>59408627
g-go on
>>59408615
Where's your Dad lad?
>>59408615
>calls me underage
>still lives with his mum and has social anxiety when someone farts within 12 miles of him
howling
why do people like to argue with idiots so much? Like people who argue against SJW feminist mongs. I don't feel the need to even engage them.
It's like they're all the same little idiots... Running around squabbling and biting at each other while intelligent beings could not give less of a toss. I think I shall call them runts.... Yes.... Runts
>>59408615
Oh my GOSH what a fucking WEIRDO
do you ever get small mini boners when you're talking to a cute girl you like
is that a sign from your body that love is in the air or is that just like the inner rapist coming out
>>59408465
I was 16. I tried weed before I even got drunk or tried a cigarette.
spackering my spanner rn t b h lads.
>>59408615
>if she'd just leave me to my own devices I'd eventually become a normie
sure you would mate
>>59408675
sometimes
the former
>>59408627
continue
>>59408651
>>59408655
There isn't much more to it than that. It was the same thing about once a week for a few months.
I used to press against her tits with my hands and put my ear to her nipples, then I'd do the same with her fanny and arse.
>>59408319
But you had sex before?
>>59408675
it's a sign you're a sad virgin
i know because i have the same condition
>>59408615
damn that sounds rough anon
>>59408627
Oh my
Lads, ever since I started getting black out drunk literally every single night I can hardly eat real food any more. My theory is that the raw number of calories in the booze is making me this way. What do? Vitamin pills?
>>59408664
your post is literally looking for an argument.
who /revising/ here
>>59408736
Not an argument.
>>59408627
Your sister is a nonce, what the fuck
who /NEET/ here
>>59408732
maybe stop getting black out drunk literally every single night
Don't reply to him
>>59408703
i might masturbate to that
in fact i will
>>59408732
>What do? Vitamin pills?
Stop drinking you fucking pathetic shithead
Literal fucking sad excuse for a human
>>59408703
Damn son.
You should reminisce with her about your games and post results here. Perhaps she'd even be up for a new game.
>>59408615
>Last time I went downstairs and people were here they said hi to me and I said hello back but it came out really quietly and she started shouting at me infront of them and calling me and ignorant cunt, proper embarrassing
never seen a more pathetic specimen in my life
*replies to him*
>>59408226
There was another reason too but I also cut off people.
>>59408303
>were they mutual friends of your ex
No. See above.
>>59408616
Wow that's a fucking gay story.
>>59408596
Why not? You have a panic attack or something? First time I did it though I didn't feel a thing.
how do you find gloryholes lads? would be interested in experimenting with one ngl
>59408736
Squeal, runt
>>59408828
bus station toilets
>>59408828
your mum's bedroom
>>59408768
>>59408754
>stop drinking
what a shitty meme
Any peng tings ITT?
>>59408615
No you cockend I mean sneak into your kitchen
>>59408828
go into your mum's bedroom
>>59408664
Part of growing up, they are in the "needing enemies to prove how manly and superior they are" stage and raiding other villages for combat isn't allowed any more. So they are stuck with cartoon Japanese girls and arguing with people they will never meet about something they proclaim to not like yet follow avidly.
>>59408828
make your own
>>59408743
no but a discussion
>Part of growing up, they are in the "needing enemies to prove how manly and superior they are" stage and raiding other villages for combat isn't allowed any more. So they are stuck with cartoon Japanese girls and arguing with people they will never meet about something they proclaim to not like yet follow avidly.
>drinking
Actually fucking kill yourself
Is there anything more pathetic apart from smokers
Very comfy right now lads.
Sat in the garden on a lounger with my mac shitposting and going through my cv.
Got some sparkling water and a choc dip thing too.
Who /comfy in the sun/ here?
>>59408887
Posting on 4chan in your spare time
>>59408828
tried looking up saunas in my city once
all the results were either gay or libertine shit
so maybe you could try that
Josie is going to have some serious trouble getting to sleep on time tonight
>have one chance at life
>not over 6 foot
lol how do you live with that?
>>59408905
t-that's not how you're supposed to play basketball!
>>59408911
I never go out into the garden because the neighbours might see me
>>59408887
>Is there anything more pathetic apart from smokers
Your dad's face every time he looks at you?
>>59408954
i'm fine with my 2 feet desu
Want to go into the shop and buy kinder bueno multipack but don't want to be seen buying it by people I know who work there
>>59408664
>why do people like to argue with idiots so much? Like people who argue against SJW feminist mongs. I don't feel the need to even engage them.
because they win.
They say white people can't do things like wear dreadlocks and then the BBC have an article actually pondering the question.
They say x is racist and suddenly it's banned from campus.
If they were powerless nobody would give a fuck but people bend over and spread their cheeks for these cunts because they speak loudly.
>>59408908
ESSEX
>>59408963
Smoker detected
My fire alarm's going off you sooty cunt
How do I erase her from my mind? I don't want to think about her anymore.
>>59407502
Gonna go to a club that she's at and offer her an after sesh at mine with coke and ket (probably be quite effective on her wahey)
See if she sits on my willy
>>59408658
He got married about 3 years ago and had kids. My mum started arguing with him a lot on the phone saying he cares about his new kids than he does about me. Then she told me my dad doesn't give a fuck about me anymore. Haven't really seen him since.
>>59408659
I'm only 18 lad, it's not *that* bad to still have social anxiety when you're 18.
>>59408710
Yeah she's a cunt, best believe she thinks she the best mother in the world though. She can do no wrong and I'm always the cunt.
>>59408858
I Have to go through the living room to get to the kitchen and that's where they all are. It's fine anon, honestly, cigarettes and pure rage will keep me going until they fuck off.
>>59408959
Why?
Who gives a fuck? Do you masturbate or something constantly?
>>59408908
>>59408936
Fuck off pathetic twats
I'm looking for a 3d choong ting ygm
>>59408615
>college
Fuck off yank
>>59408911
in a very similar situation
>>59408615
You should come over to britfeel lad, its much more us
>>59407502
>2 weeks is a long time
>tfw haven't had sex in 9 years
>>59408954
by not attaining self-value through a comparison towards others
>>59409020
>porn
she's not even naked you absolute mongoloid
>>59409080
that tattoo ruins it for me, post more high test negress qts though
>>59409030
rich of you to be throwing out accusations of underage when you're barely out the womb
you're probably the youngest in the thread
you're fucking pathetic, 18 years old and getting bantered by your mum
can you blame her? look how you turned out. You think this is what she imagined her life would be like when she found out she was pregnant? pathetic mong
If I didn't have people fedoraposting me on 4chan I would probably say some really edgy shit on facebook. Ngl. Thanks.
>>59409030
>He got married
You sound like me. Don't listen to anything your Mother has to say. She'll fuck your life up with her shit advice.
>>59408992
Very good
>>59408993
Weirdo
>>59409020
This
>>59409111
>by not attaining self-value through a comparison towards others
>>59409030
Josie will give you some tips
1) go downstairs
2) enter living room
3) say "hiya" at normal volume
4) join in the conversation if it's slightly interesting
5) make a nice filling but healthy lunch
6) act amiable on your way out
It's not hard you self important twat, grow a backbone ffs
what age did you lads start browsing 4chan
>>59409030
>calling others underage when you're 18
end your life you pathetic cunt
daily reminder nearly every material thing in a normies life is heavily marketed towards them
if you dont succumb to normie marketing than you are immediately superior
>If I didn't have people fedoraposting me on 4chan I would probably say some really edgy shit on facebook. Ngl. Thanks.
If normies are so better at social interaction than abnormies, why are abnormies so much better house mates?
I've lived with normies and abnormies and abnormies are ten times better.
An abnormie has never kept me awake with a party.
An abnormie has never talked loudly on their mobile around me.
An abnormie has never moved his gf in to the house.
An abnormie has never blocked my car in
>>59409215
put a sock in it bruce
*stirs the runts up with a barge pole*
heheheh
*throws in a sack of stale bread*
*watches them rip the bread and each other apart, the frenzied squealing almost deafening*
*stirs them up a bit more*
>>59409030
>calls people underage
>is 18
made yourself look like a right fucking twat there didnt you
>>59409125
This
this website makes you so aware of the cringy shit that you and others do
>>59409192
Started in late highschool posting on /b/ (cringe). Somehow ended up on int and then found brit and I basically come here ever since.
It wouldn't be so depressing except for the fact that this has been a weirdly large part of my life for several years now. I started when I hadn't even gone to sixth form and now I've graduated uni, been travelling and been working for a year and I've grown up with it.
Can't imagine life without it. It's fucking sad.
don't you open up that window
don't you let out that antidote
>>59409111
>having a folder full of pictures of the same cartoon toddler with her underwear down
How can you not realise how depraved you are
>>59409233
The term "normie" is a misnomer. They are more aptly described as planktoids.
>josie
>>59409125
>posting things on facebook apart from photos that make your life seem great
autism
>>59408817
>Why not? You have a panic attack or something? First time I did it though I didn't feel a thing.
Nah. Nothing like that. I just thought I should try to be responsible about it lmao.
>>59409192
15 or 16 on b
>>59409289
she's 17 GOSH anon
>josie
>voo-le-voocoo shey avec moi
what did they mean by this?
getting aesthetic
>>59409303
Fuck off pathetic spacker did I give you permission to say my name
this town
these streets
your friends
hmmm
>>59409279
>highschool
FOY
>Celtic's Jack Aitchison is the first player born in 2000 or later to appear (and to score) in the Scottish top flight
How do I get fat from belly to go to me arms
>>59409279
what year did you start browsing
>>59409279
i literally grew up on 4chan
Who here is going to Thailand this year?
>>59409353
>artists draws a schoolgirl who looks about 12
>Ahh yes, I'll just say she's 17
Fucking nonces like you should be locked up
what type of music is good for sitting outside enjoying the sun?
>>59409403
can't be done
>>59409398
Don't get this meme. My school had highschool in the name. How is it a yank thing?
>>59409422
maybe
Spending your Sunday on the 'Chon, supping from a sparkling glass of Coca Cola™. Does life get any betters lads?
>>59409215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16FPUm8E0Sm
>>59409390
they're goin ballistic lad
>>59409433
>highschool
FOY
>>59409430
songs that remind you of your carefree summers back in year 9
>>59409289
Literally only those two images
plus this one which I suppose is a tad lewd
>>59409378
Oh be quiet josie you sket
*logs into 4chan*
>>59409430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nKxncEFwqE
>>59409465
I don't remember what songs were popular back then desu.
>The Danish socialist cuckold is also a racemixer
So is he a communist too?
>>59409192
13. I'm 25 now, but there had been gaps where I wouldn't visit for at least a year. Totse was more of my thing back in the day.
>>59409409
I'm not entirely sure but I remember showing my girlfriend at the time these edgy 'gore' threads and it was back when Boxxy was all you could ever tlak about on /b/.
No idea what year it was, must be about 5 or 6 at least though.
22 now.
Twenty fucking two. I used to read people posting on here saying they were 22 and remember thinking ' fuck me the old cunt get a life I'll never end up that old.'
>tfw can't post on my laptop because in the library all day putting in 12 hour modafinil fuelled shifts because I didn't do any work throughout the year and have to do it all the week before my exams
Why are Trump supporters so delusional?
>>59409499
How do I achieve Raul moat mode
>>59409494
Just listened to that desu. Are you psychic?
>>59409489
*peppy 90's alternative rock starts playing*
off to go help my stupid dad build a stupid greenhouse with his stupid mate
bloody hell I wanted to just wank all day
>>59409390
good post this
>>59409430
Grime
why does JME do these melty tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XvsTYq9INU
>>59409501
He's a M*slim.
>>59409433
it's secondary school or comprehensive school you yanky wank
>>59409532
t. Bernie al-Corbynista
>>59409519
Boxxy was 2009. Gore threads still happen daily.
I remember going to the 'caturday' threads on /b/ in 2006 and 2007
fuck me
>>59409251
>>59409193
Not really?
Underage refers to the fact that you're UNDER 18. I'm over 18, therefore overage. Fucking mong, use your brain.
>>59409136
I don't listen to her anymore at all. I hate her, I can't even say I feel any maternal love for her. She's an evil, vindictive bitch.
>>59409122
I know I'm a disappointment, but maybe she shouldn't have got pregnant at 16 and then tortured me my whole life? Maybe I actually would've turned out normal
>>59409532
not an argument
>>59409557
jme is reddit the artist
Just remembered nova scotia likes the so called karen so I will back off for now
>>59409534
i don't get it
help
>>59409215
good post
went to a club in shoreditch last night that was half white half nigger and left after 10 minutes
wish i could bluepill myself again
>>59407502
Going to Tesco you lads want anything?
>>59409586
>mong
I stopped using that word at 13
>>59409586
Yeah but you're probably younger than everyone you probably called underage you pathetic cunt
hate all of you racists
>janny gets offended when you call him a nerd
confirmed fucking nerd lmao
>tfw no left of centre Danish bf
>>59409626
you posted this yesterday
>>59409580
Ahh fuck well that's depressing, seven years ago.
Everything about this place should mean it doesn't last, shit, nonsensical, non productive people talking shite, nothing exciting happens than the occasional new insider humour.
Yet here we are.
End it.
Something I do enjoy though about walking past lads our age and tihnking that any one of them, no matter who they are or what they do, could be posting 'doing a poo' and othe rmemes and I'd never know
>>59409628
K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend compilation cd
>>59409633
How do I achieve Raul moat mode
>>59409628
pork pie la x
>>59409646
not an argument
>>59409669
This morning actually
>>59409557
JME has always been a neek
>>59409590
He also quite literally browses reddit
>>59409670
yeah haha i sometimes wonder if i've ever come across a /brit/ poster in real life
>tfw i remember making 'numa numa' threads on /b/ during the christmas holidays in 2004
get me off this ride reeeeeeeee
>>59409519
Sounds familiar, lad. Started browsing in 2011 when I was 16. 21 now and I have no idea what I'd do without this site in my spare time.
At least my life is a lot better than it was back then.
