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Propah Nawty edition
cara
brexit is a bad idea lads trust me on this one
>>59404390
couldn't give a shit about anything that happens in Yankville Tbh
Trump is a dogshit candidate, and so is Clinton
Name a country more cucked than England.
https://youtu.be/KnZ8h3MRuYg?t=21
huge choon
>>59404442
awesome post dude
>>59404448
Scotland
>and so is Clinton
>black pigeon speaks
>To me, England is the country, and the country is England. And when I ask myself what I mean by England when I am abroad, England comes to me through my various senses — through the ear, through the eye and through certain imperishable scents … The sounds of England, the tinkle of the hammer on the anvil in the country smithy, the corncrake on a dewy morning, the sound of the scythe against the whetstone, and the sight of a plough team coming over the brow of a hill, the sight that has been seen in England since England was a land … the one eternal sight of England.
>>59404443
>Trump is a dogshit candidate, and so is Clinton
NOT
say no to multiculturalism
normies
says here that
>Bosnian police intercept shipment of rocket launchers and stinger anti-air missiles en route to Malmo, Sweden
http://nation.com.pk/international/14-May-2016/bosnian-police-seize-arms-headed-for-sweden
>>59404398
is it true that as price no woman can legally refuse him the sight of her feet?
So...........How about that Sadiq Khan eh?
>>59404503
Bosnia mentioned
>>59404511
nice hairline lmao
>>59404511
Man she is fucking gagging for it
>Sitting in the garden
>Mum asks me if I'm happy (in general, with life)
>Have to lie to her and say "yes" while trying not to cry
Literally just had a physical altercation with a man in the park lads. Bloke walking his dog across the payground area, it starts crapping, he starts screaming at it "NOT THERE, NOT THERE YOU STUPID FUCK", I chuckled, anyway, it craps, he picks it up in the bag, then kickes the dog full pely up the arse so it yelps, then starts yanking it's lead across the park with it yelping every time, I was really hoping someone else would say something, but no one did. So I walked over there with my phone out, when I got near him I just said I'm calling the police and reporting you for animal abuse. He started shouting at me, and I just said I'm not listening and continued calling the police, as soon as I got through and asked for the police he pushed me and I dropped my phone, I tried to pick it up and he kicked me over. Got pretty fucking angry, grabbed my phone and leapt up, started throwing punches, he let go of his dog and took off.
Called the police and handed the dog over to them, two old ladies nearbye luckily saw everything and also told the police. The police said in the event the dog gets taken from him, will I take it, otherwise it will go to a home... I don't really have the room, what do?
>Swedenonce is now hanging around schools
>>59404513
Wouldn't mind taking that dreamcast for a spin desu load up shenmue
Business idea: haggis pizza
>>59404503
THE LINK TO ISLAMISTS IS NOT OFFICIAL STOP THIS ISLAMOPHOBIA AT ONCE
>>59404543
>hairline
he's clearly balding on the center of his scalp, not the front
>>59404513
Could save a great deal of room by having a PC, which would play all the games for the majority of those consoles.
dyre
>>59404513
>the I browse reddit, have a degree in Comp Sci and work was a software engineer starter pack
>>59404575
lotta loyalty for a failed colony
>>59404532
>>59404499
stop it with the cuck Olympics you're in this together
webm to slow league load up so i can pee pls ignore
business idea: pizza
>>59404547
Haha
the best gimmicks are those that are posted only once or twice a year
>>59404661
THIC
H
I
C
Business idea: Deliver Mcdonalds food to insomniacs
A beautiful Sunday.
I'm drinking earl grey (the patricians tea), reading the God Delusion yet again and vaping my 'Homo Erectus' juice.
Truly this is how life is meant to be enjoyed.
How was church normies? Did god answer your prayers this time?
Post motivational stuff lads
>>59404714
You're begging for a fedora reaction pic aren't you
trying to figure out how many miles i've travelled in my life
reckon it's approx 100,000
*drives down a snowy road in chicago on christmas eve*
*puts 'i'm dreaming of a white chistmas' on the radio*
*drives at the same speed as a group of black kids adjacent to me*
*puts down window and guns down every single little niglet*
>>59404714
Don't think normies go to church desu
Unless you're talking about 70 year old normies
>>59404693
*chimps out*
>>59404723
>implying marriage isn't the risk
>>59404693
why does the qt hang out with a shitskin
>>59404610
http://www.boards.ie/b/thread/2057596277
>>59404753
that's not very many. have you not been far on holiday?
are we all aware that Mook still has the word filters on for /brit/ phrases? How do we FIX THIS
>>59404547
This happened to me too.
I feel I'm in a rut. I think I'm depressed.
I have no sense of purpose in life. I'm 25 and no one has given me a full time job yet despite being in work (part time) since I was 17.
Even if I had a full time job, you can't afford anywhere to live or get married or raise a family. Everything is just aimless and monotonous.
What's worse is that I have a fiancee, which should be a silver lining to my life, but as I said, no one is giving me a full time job despite being able to walk into the jobs. But as I said, even 2 people working full time can barely support living these days.
I don't see the point in anything these days. Especially in this shithole country
why is every second Welshman named Jones?
>http://kobenhavn.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-sofia/2632687
£40 for a blowie lads
>>59404850
fuck off
>>59404766
>>59404809
>>59404850
British streets are so disgusting
>>59404856
>Danish 300 kr
>Danish-French 400kr
>COCTEL 700kr
>40 minutes 800kr
i don't understand this
>>59404830
one ordered a pizza to my student house, had everyone in my room listening to music and that, didn't hear the door go so the bloke let himself in and delivered it to my door
good bloke
met an absolute 10/10 last night lads and we seemed to get on and we added each other on fb but i cant help but have the crushing feeling that nothing will ever happen because she's just so much better than me hahaha hmmm
>>59404410
this 2bh
>>59404906
in denmark, "french" is a euphemism for oral sex
"greek" is anal sex
dunno what danish is supposed to mean though
Post slags.
http://imgur.com/a/98ipg
>>59404855
because Welshmen didn't understand the concept of last names for fucking centuries
when Englishmen demanded from them to start using last names so they could prepare a survey, most Welshmen just took their father's name and added 's
thus for example Andrew John's
>>59404948
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>59404956
seems a bit unstable
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3590156/The-whites-East-End-BBC-documentary-reveals-cockneys-endangered-species-London-borough-70-000-immigrants-moved-in.html
Ah yes very impressive
>>59404985
ugh everytime i'm reminded of white girls faces I feel sick
>>59404907
>good bloke
If they don't get money it comes out of their pay. They don't go to the ends of the earth because they care about your satisfaction; they need paid.
>>59404956
that's not a slag
>>59405013
explain
>>59404952
interesting
so will people laugh and snicker if i say i'm french in denmark?
>>59405052
no, it's only used in the context of prostitution
>>59405065
>tfw no thick black wife
When I was at uni this one polish guy delivered my pizza alot, he said he worked as a telecommunications engineer back in the commie days but when I asked him why he doesn't do it anymore he just went quiet and left
p. weird
>>59405064
i see
>>59405013
opinion of foreigners listening to kpop?
>>59405032
Not squinty enough
>>59404814
Been to 22 countries including the USA 3 times, Russia, Hong Kong, Japan and much of Europe, still only comes to ~100k
>>59405032
When you live in Asia for too long you develop uncurable yellow fever and white people become ugly
>>59405065
>tfw my thick black wife has tits bigger than her
>>59405127
kill yourself my man
>>59404952
It means you get a pastry
watching maria ozawa get pissed on
>>59405213
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>>59405207
What is wrong with you, you sad little man
popped an etizolam I'm chilling
whoo!
>>59405208
blowie and a pastry
very nice
>>59405232
Extraordinarily good post
I spend my entire day obsessing over how my hair looks, constantly tinkering with it, getting annoyed at the wind and refuse to go outside in case the wind ruins it, all because I have nothing else going in my life
I'm a 6/10 lookswise
I have no skills
I can't get a full time job
The job I have is entry level retail
I only have skills for other entry level retail jobs
The only thing I was good at was drawing, but even then, it's not good enough to do anything with. Even if I were good enough, you don't make any money in art.
I'm socially awkward, socially anxious, I'm completely introverted
I find it hard to maintain a conversation even with my own family
I see the 3 friends I have maybe once a month
But the only thing about myself that is OK is my hair.
How pathetic is my existence, lads.
>>59405213
link?
>I spend my entire day obsessing over how my hair looks
>>59405274
all you had to do was google what he said you useless cunt
gf just sent me this
sorted my afternoon out
http://birmingham.craigslist.co.uk/cas/5572922010.html
>>59405262
same
my hair looks great at home but the wind always fucks it up
rather hungover today lads
It is biologically impossible to not enjoy this webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462746275466.webm
>>59405262
just be yourself haha
I don't understand what the Swede is doing
>>59405355
what are you trying to achieve with this
>>59405359
unless your black
doing a poo
>>59405274
probably can't post the link so google:
maria-ozawa-piss-drinking-female-pig-idol-have-seen-better-days
>>59405387
he's looking blacks to take home so he can be cucked
Why are Australian men so much manlier than British men? British men are much too effeminate for my tastes.
>they aren't shaved bald
wew I bet you don't even wear tracksuits you fucking bellends
>>59405359
virus do not click
fb.com/voteleave/videos/593353017508293/
>>59405359
Woo! Yoo-hoo!
Been watching a lot of benefits programs on channel 5 lads. Mad how people think they're entitled to be given a house and money without doing anything to earn it.
www.theweek.co.uk/eu-referendum/65461/eu-referendum-poll-will-scotland-swing-the-vote
business idea: send all the pakis to scotland
>>59405312
calm down lad
>Been watching a lot of benefits programs on channel 5 lads
>>59405262
>I see the 3 friends I have maybe once a month
FONT
one-two-three-four
>>59405456
Just checked in. Awesome the creepy Swede is back...
https://youtu.be/M4lXthHJUw4
Gonna go to the park and play frisbee with my dog
>>59405395
unless my black what?
>>59405479
OY, I DO THE ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR
>>59405138
>>59405175
>>59405207
>>59405241
>>59405275
>>59405316
>>59405355
>>59405396
>>59405456
not a massive fan of these tbqh
>>59405490
i am greek
I'm a Cuckold OK
Stop making fun of my wife's black children
what does DDF mean lads
in sexual dating terms
Poleaboo has a job interview for the position of "waiter"at an airport restaurant
Really no sure if I'm going to attend (i's tomorrow)
There are shifts starting at 3am and ending midnight, I don't know how I'm gonna manage that
And I'm probably won't get the job anyway, so why bother?
it will never be the same
even cuckolds can get gf's
>>59405531
Either way, pointless person.
Prove me wrong.
>>59405564
genuinely met up with a foreigner once who started singing along to Crayon Pop when it came on the radio
full cringe
>>59405555
down do fug
poo not reply poo the curry wog
>>59405560
You mean 3pm right?
>>59405560
Obvious lie. Criminal background check occurs and he'd fail.
>>59405592
which song?
>>59405560
>cheadle
too soon
>>59405555
drug and disease free
>>59405592
Sounds like a good lad
>>59405628
Bar Bar Bar, never ever saw him again
tee eff doubleyou no gee eff
>>59405592
literally me
>>59405592
>talking to girl
>make a joke
>she says this weird word that's not english
>ask her what it means
>"oh haha it's this catch phrase in this korean pop band i love! it means like wow"
>mfw
>>59405627
they won't do a CRB for a waiter job
>>59405615
No, I mean 3am
I don't mean 3pm-12am shifts
I mean some shifts start at 3am
and other shifts end at 12am
I can't manage either of those with public transport, they shut down during those times
>>59405627
Yes, there will be a criminal background check, it's mentioned in the advert
But my thing is minor so I figured I could pass it
>>59405647
Overrated 2bh
>>59405673
Yes they will, it's says in the advert they need to because it's at an airport
>>59405678
I thought you knew how to drive?
>>59405643
what a lad
>>59405643
>not singing along with him
what a cunt
You ever notice how in Mars bars adverts, the people bite the mars bar weird? They don't just take a normal bite out of it. Instead they put the tip of the bar in their mouth and then sort of pull the mars bar down and to the side, kind of tearing off the top without actually biting the snack or moving their head. No one eats like that.
>>59405716
I'm taking driving lessons. had 7 or 8 so far, will be starting roundabouts next lesson
>>59405737
>>59405736
i can hear your whiny, beta, high pitched voices from here.
glad you lads will never procreate you worthless runts of the litter.
>>59405743
cos they spit it out after every shoot and the easier it's kept whole the easier it is to spit out
>>59405743
I do
>>59405767
autistic virgin detected
>>59405760
quickly before they all have traffic lights in them
what's the plan for today lads?
>>59405673
It's an airport mate. Heard of 9/11?
>>59405678
It's not going to be a 21 hour shift retard, and of course you'd fail the CRB...you're a literal rapist.
>>59405814
might wank and play with my boipucci
maybe have a bath
watch the football
>>59405743
>taking notice of advertising
third eye gouged out
>>59405814
Prepare for exam tomorrow
>>59405767
I donate to multiple sperm banks across the country under false names.
Call me Ghengis Khan.
>>59405820
No airports were attacked on 9/11
>>59405814
another wank
cycle to poundland and get a puncture repair kit
>>59405820
>It's not going to be a 21 hour shift retard
I never said that
Shifts will be either
3am-1pm
1pm-12am
Something like that
>and of course you'd fail the CRB...you're a literal rapist.
Fuck off, i got a fine, it expires this August
>tfw no rugby bf
>like girl
>hear from her friends she likes me too but is quite faithful to her BF
>try it on with her
>she seems kinda shy and not too interested
>say ''fuck it''
>not got time to chase her around
>start ignoring her
>suddenly she seems more interested in me than ever
What the fuck is wrong with women?
>>59405881
>cycle to poundland and get a puncture repair kit
>>59405820
You do realise 12am is midnight you utter mong
>Anglos
>white
tongue hurts lads
eating an apple
>>59405922
it works every single time m8. there was some big /brit/ thread about it the other day involving stories and shit of it.
a girl i stopped talking to recently because of shit like that fb called me randomly at 2am on sunday morning asking to see me. this was one week where i stopped talking to her. they're nutters.
>>59405958
one
MILLION
pakis
>>59405814
nap
wank
dinner
wank
sleep
autist reporting in
But the feds never caught me
120 on the mway I'm naughty :P
STOP HAVING FUN
i like to wank off to child pornography
warm out
>>59406078
I think Sharia allows it.
>>59406079
>going outside
FONT
cold out
>MERCEDES
normies
>jfs
nah not a fan
mild out
>>59406194
howling
>>59406190
this
if i'm being completely honest with you lads i fucking hate chinese people
would take blacks or muslims over those slanty-eyed cunts any day
so bored
warm in
(Bed)
>>59405864
is it true that you're not allowed to donate to sperm banks if you're mixed race or short?
>>59406235
hey rasheed
>>59406235
Agreed
Chinks are not human
temperate out
>>59406274
You can but they'll throw it in the trash where it belongs.
>>59406235
Kind of this but you can apply to all of those chinks in East Asia
Please don't tell me you only hate China because you're a fucking delusional weeb?
Bit windy
used a whole role pooing
>>59406314
>>>/int/cum/
Going out your way to get a proxy is a bit pathetic fatty
damn
>>>/sp/67595633
anyone else forget to buy a fathers day present for their dad
mine just rang me and i had to make up a lie about it being lost in the post
feel well bad
I don't even understand people's narratives anymore.
lads do they let anyone donate to sperm banks or is it like microeugenics or something
>>59406317
no i just saw a chinky woman changing her child in the street one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFMVjPhl9o
kind of worried this thing would destroy my knob
>>59406383
>burly dudes
Bunch of manlets desu
>>59406235
Fuck THAT.
Blacks and Chinese at least work. I've met a lot of black people and most have been cool, chill people. Chinese might not be as cool, but like I say, at least they fucking work.
Muslims on the other hand are just scrounging BASTARDS. The men rarely work unless its for a taxi company or some small, shitty business they have opened themselves and the women don't work at all.
Muslims can fuck off. It honestly makes me sick to my stomach at what this country has become and knowing that it is run by beta, leftists bitches
>>59406314
>trash
FOY
>>59406383
so they're saying gender is a construct and trans are ok, but then it's ok for girls to share a bathroom with trans men because they have vaginas and vaginas mean woman?
>>59406077
mental to think a mentally deranged fat ugly paki like you thought you had a chance with her
wtf were you thinking?
>>59406235
>picking blacks over asians
alright jamal
for some reason there's something hilarious about a poster with a yank flag telling someone with a british flag to fuck off yank
>>59405872
As if that makes any difference
>>59405897
Didn't know that some cunt stopped updating his blog
>>59406459
islam isn't a race
Spent the morning reading about poetry, wanking and then just reading my storybook.
Come to me in my dreams, and then
By day I will be well again!
For so the night will surely pay
The hopeless longing of the day
i like to wank off to white babies and children getting their tiny mouths stuffed with thick cocks
>>59406523
Never said it was.
>>59406529
you were reading about wanking? what books lad?
>>59406503
Fuck off brit
>>59406523
kind of is if you ignore muh special snowflake minorities
interesting
>>59406568
you implied it was though, grouping blacks and asians with muslims, when there's shit loads of blacks who are muslims.
Ice cream man is getting desperate at the lack of custom
>goes up street
>plays his tune
>parks up
>nobody comes
>proceeds to play it again for twice as long while stationary
>still nobody
Being an ice cream man in the UK isn't the best idea, mate. Get a real job.
>>59406621
And what's your job
>>59406496
>deranged
wrong
>fat
wrong, skinnyfat
>ugly
wrong, 6/10
>thought you had a chance with her
just wanted to be her friend, she has quite a few paki friends
>>59406613
I've never met a black Muslim, although I know there are some out there they are a minority. 98% of Muslims in the UK are smelly arabs.
>>59406231
>maria-ozawa-piss-drinking-female-pig-idol-have-seen-better-days
ignore him
>>59406641
Machinist.
>>59406712
who was in front?
>>59406687
Pakis aren't Arabs you fucking mong
>>59406687
>I've never met a black Muslim, although I know there are some out there they are a minority. 98% of Muslims in the UK are smelly arabs.
>>59406621
Where do you live? My local ice cream man makes a shitload of cash on Sundays. He told me he only needs to work 4 days per week.
>>59406759
>differentiating between different kinds of shitskins
leftist detected
>>59406712
is this literally the most exciting thing to ever happen in cardrive?
For both Mercedes to be out after one lap is unacceptable. Lewis was too aggressive to pass him, why should Nico give him room he was leading. It was a miscalculation in Lewis' head, I blame him more than Nico
arms started feeling weak all of a sudden
am i dying
Theoretically, lads
If you had enough money to put a deposit on a house, get a mortgage, but the rent it out for £££s. Should you?
It seems a relatively easy way of making money if you are in a position financially to do it anyway.
Thoughts?
>>59406687
There's more black muslims than you realise. Most of them aren't as blatant about it as the arabs/pakis.
>>59406800
>shitskins
>leftist
>>59406800
I don't care I hate the lot of em but let's at least stick to the facts here m8
>>59406835
GO HOME BOOMER MAN
>>59406829
you're having a stroke
>>59406780
Sheffield, mate.
He's doing it all wrong. If he wants to make money he should be driving to places that attract crowds of people on nice days, ESPECIALLY on a Sunday when people are enjoying their leisure time, not driving around estates.
>>59406867
good
tell my mom i always liked her as a friend
>>59406829
*gives you the kiss of life*
>>59406871
He sounds like a moron
so if i start ignoring her, will she like me?
>>59406860
That wasn't helpful
>>59406965
yah...
>>59406816
Lewis was hotheaded but was pushed off on the opposite side to the racing line showing Rosberg was also too aggressive.
Rosberg left no space forcing Hamilton on to the grass cos Hamilton had the run sorry but Nico's fault.
>>59406383
>burly dudes
are they behind them or something? haha
Eternal Celt
Down with anglo scum
>you will never live in 50s San Francisco at it's peak before it turned into faggot central
>>59407004
jamal.
Treated myself to an Aeropress lads. It does make pretty delicious coffee.
>lewshit hamiltwat
just found out one of my best friends is going to be a father, he must be terrified haha
aussies are bro tier
How do people do 9-5 jobs?!
When do you find the time to do anything?
I work 12 hour shifts but it's only 3 days a week and we get quite a bit of OT if we want it. The time off is great too. 5-6 days off at a time and if I put in 3 days holiday I get 2 weeks off.
I now know why office workers are so depressed.
>>59407080
Tell him 'FONT' from me
>>59407089
t. aussie on holiday
>>59407113
will do lad
another great orgasm in the homemade fleshlight
>>59407169
*subscribes*
>>59407094
I do delivery driving. usually finish about 1pm and have the rest of the day free to myself.
Pay is shit though so the free time is pointless
>>59407055
>Treated myself to an aeropress
Boy do you like to treat yourself well.
another great orgasm inside my sister's tight fanny
>>59407169
mate just buy a toy, they're so much better
- easy to clean
- don't have to assemble when you're horny
- textured inside
- tighter
- better orgasm
>>59407198
N-no bully.....
>>59407213
rasheed
>>59407255
coffee cunt fuck off
might order some LSD
Reopen my third eye and whatnot
>>59407255
Sorry.
Yeah they do make really clean coffee. I've worn mine out so need to treat myself to another
PISS
>>59407284
>tea
Pajeet
>>59407346
coffee is for rasheeds
>>59407314
Piss of
>>59407336
How long did it take to wear out? I've only made a couple of coffees so but yeah it is really nice. Going to try the inverted method next.
>>59407058
Nah that was Rosberg's fault. Also, Hamilton is an awesome driver.
