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/ah yes/ edition

Also daily reminder that Britain is going to fall
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cara
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n*rmies
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Have you all got your North Face on today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDDe2Fspjds
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totally obsessed with anri okita

wonder if she does escorting on the side

would literally fly there and pay a fortune just to motorboat her
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>>59401512

Including injuries isn't an accurate way to measure mortality when some countries do riskier jobs. Mining, fishing and oil drilling are riskier than banking or insurance
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> episode starts on American farm
> banjo plays
> BOOOY HOWDY
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>>59401433
just how much do you have saved up lad that sounds amazing

and to the lad claiming muh 16 years old data even the CIA factbook disagrees
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2102rank.html
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Best pomades
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>>59401574
It's gonna cost more than £3000 for motorboating though
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Why is she so fucking fat now? How does she still get work? Why doesn't someone quietly take her aside and tell her to shift some weight?
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>>59401551
met the creator of North Face 2bh
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I reach and feel your hair
Your smell lingers in the air
I brush your cheek with my fingertips
I taste the void upon your lips
And I wait for paradise
And I wait for paradise
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>>59401574
I'm an Ameri Ichinose man myself

>ywn bukkake her

why even live
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>>59401612
>Chomsky and Soros are going to die soon
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>>59401619
Literally every single British girl gets chubby after college. I don't know if it's British diets, genetics or just a puberty thing
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>>59401649
Pride of the Queen's Empire lads
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>>59401606
can you post a picture of your hair lad? considering buying but I don't know what type of hair it will give me
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>>59401515
this 2bh
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>>59401649
she looks happy :D
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>>59401652

Soros gets daily injections of newborn blood

he is not even fully human
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>>59401649
thought she was skateboarding from the thumbnail
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>>59393127
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If London is such an expensive place to live, how have pakis managed to completely takeover?
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/r/Ireland are bullying us again lads
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>>59393069
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the runts are rowdy today
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>>59401652
what's wrong with Chomsky
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>it's a JAV girl with outstanding tits and a fuck ugly face episode
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>>59401713
Lel same
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Newham
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>>59401612

Isn't democracy just a majority telling a minority what to do and how to live their lives? One group controlling another.

At least with capitalism, every transaction is a vote. To profit maximise, everyone has to be catered to.

tldr

Democracy = majority says alcohol is haram, ban it.

Capitalism = alcohol for some, grape juice for others. Everyone is catered to.
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>>59401745

rinsing the benefit system
colonising all the remaining social housing
working cash in hand
living off crime
living 15 to a house
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Doing a look on Grindr lads
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>>59401745
the core is where it's expensive (and white)
the dark hordes surround it

>>59401791
pls respond >>59401601
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>>59401619
yeah her physical development was really disappointing. first two seasons were top notch then it all went to shit
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What's her name lads?

You know, her.

Do you dream about her?
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>>59393473
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“Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free?/ If you’ve ever seen that one-legged man/ Then you’ve seen me”
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>>59401876
dont remember her name but I still wank to her memory daily
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makes my blood boil that fucking Boris Johnson has anything to do with campaigning for Brexit.
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>>59401876
Kerry

I dreamt about her last night
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a bit hungover lads
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just ordered a burger with curly fries
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>>59401833
Not too much at all desu, definitely gonna put me in overdraft (student overdraft so no interest)

But I figure fuck it, now is the time to do this while I have no responsibilities and I'm still young. I worked really hard in a tough job for 5 months and I'm rewarding myself with a ~2 month or so holiday that will put me in some debt. Irresponsible sure but I won't regret it, the experiences I've had/will have are irreplaceable.
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When will jews leave europe alone?
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>>59401876

Ashwin. I don't think he even knows I exist.
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>>59401876
Don't dream about any girls desu

Some small regrets for Susanna and Syanne though
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The metropolitan left who run the country absolutely despise you, your family and anyone you love.
It's a class war. They see the regular person as stupid, irrelevant peasants. They live safely in their secluded ivory towers away from the devastation they bring in to working class communities, and when the working class complain, the metropolitan left laugh them off as racists and bigots.
Unfortunately, nothing will change until things hit the middle classes, but by that time it will be too late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKf8d4Y-NlM
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>>59401876
sherry

(it's her western name)
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>>59402089
> mick fuck blaming all his issues on other things instead of the fact that he literally will not stop drinking

Fuck it'd suck to be Irish
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Anyone else have a thing for older women? Like, I can't stop thinking about fucking 35-40 year old women
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reminder that Thailad has cute girls all over him every time he goes out for a pint just for being white

why haven't you moved there?
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Why do so many muslims have mental health problems? A few lads at my gym, they don't have jobs or work in care homes, can't really talk properly. Feel a little sorry for them desu. Is it the cousin marriage?
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>>59402156
>girls

not that i wouldn't
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>>59402142

Is she Chinese? They're the only people I know with western names.
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>>59402150
post a picture of the outside of your room
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doing a look
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>>59402156
Random groups of giggling Asian girls always want to take pictures with me. It's weird. I know that I'm a tall handsome white lad but still, I've seen loads of white people here. It's not like they've never seen one before
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>>59402193
Yes

Corean people sometimes have western names too
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>>59402156

"girls"
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>>59402143
t.bruce shekelburg

aussies are just pussies and upset that we'd drink them under the table
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Just woke up x
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>>59402158
You are making that accusation of others here at sub-normal central? Please.
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>>59402229
>raging alcoholic has nothing to cling to except his drinking """""""skill"""""""

howling
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>>59402156
probably a prostitute
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>>59402248

I have a decent job
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>>59402234
>son
looks a bit young to be anyones mum
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>>59402156
somehow i'm not jealous at all
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>>59402255
looks nice
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>>59402255
>all them cables

love the free market
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>>59402255
above ground power lines is such a third world thing
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>>59402255
cool
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>>59402234
No thanks. I've tried shower sex and it's horrible. The heat and the steam and the close proximity all combined makes you nearly pass out.
Maybe bath sex is a bit better, but idk
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>>59402286
I live above hair salon i.e. escort agency, 24 hours a day beautiful women get in and out of expensive cars with tinted windows
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Girl asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend yesterday. Told her that I wasn't ready to settle down yet, instead of the real reason that I'm an absolute sperg who is too scared to talk to girls unless they talk to me first. Think I got away with it desu.
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>>59402322
escorting is legal?
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>>59402322
do you socialise with koreans?
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>>59402322
I live above a tanning salon. 24 hours a day orange women get in and out of vauxhall corsas and nissan micras with eyelashes on the headlights.
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>>59402222

...but you've just said you're tall and handsome?
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>>59402317
having a wank in the shower doesn't count as shower sex
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Is the new radiohead album going to grow on me or is it just shit?
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>>59402396
ha ha ha ha
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>>59402364
Remember that happening on the first day of college. Girl asked me if I had a gf and when i said no she was like wtf why? Like I'd made some weird decision to not have a gf. Fuck off slag.
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>>59402364
iktf
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>>59402370
No but it's the biggest aspect of Korean economy

>>59402374
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>>59402364
> girlfriend
> settling down
You idiot
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>>59401815
Capitalism is the minority capital class commanding the majority
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>>59402364
>>59402421
>autism
if a girl asks why you don't have a gf she's probably hitting on you
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>>59402393
But there are plenty of tall handsome white lads roaming around Asia.
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Blue Yonder internet is terrible
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>>59402255
Why are there so many cables?
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>>59401815
democracy = diffusion of power
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>>59402364
>Do you have a gf?
>"No."
>Why not? You're cute!
>"Will you be my gf?"
>No.
>"Quod erat demonstrandum"
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>>59402364
last christmas all my family are over and someones like "Oh why dont you have a girlfriend yet anon, you're 20"
it was said as a joke but wtf was i supposed to say back
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>>59402452
In my case no, she had a boyfriend and she very firmly friendzoned me
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>>59402437
I was lying lad, that's the whole point.

>>59402452
Nah she already had a boyfriend. I think she was trying to set me up with her mate, a big black girl whose nickname is 'The Dark Destroyer'.
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anyone else share funny screencaps from these threads on facebook? it's netted me literally hundreds of likes
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dunno why the gf stays with me desu, I'm a useless and horrible person
*remembers it's because I've chained her to the wall and beat her senseless if she doesn't orally pleasure me on demand*
Oh yeah.... Haha
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>>59402493
the jokes about a serious gf have started for me, as have the hint at grandkids

literally fuck off with your shite jokes about grandkids hahahaha
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>>59402498
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>>59402406
answer me you cunts
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can't think of a single reason why ireland should be separate from us to be honest lads

reckon when the race war hits we casually go over there and reclaim our land, and abolish northern ireland.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland has a nice nostalgic ring to it.
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Think the special needs girl working at Subway was trying to flirt with me lads. She kept staring at me and trying to make awkward conversation about the ingredients and her family background and stuff.

On the one hand, an actual girl liked me. On the other, I'm fairly sure she was special needs, not that attractive, and working at Subway.
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>>59402543
For your question to elicit a response there must first be another person enough of a twat in this thread to listen to radiohead
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>>59402571
At convenience store I thought girl said I was cute so I said she was cute too but she had bluetooth headset

I never went back
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> gf claims to be good at blowjobs
> goes at my poor willy like a rabid dog trying to eat a Cumberland
> while I'm getting my penis chewed off I wonder who on earth her last boyfriend was and why he had a prosthetic cock
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off to collect my burger now lads

will be back later
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>ywn join this elite group

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Apollo_astronauts#Apollo_astronauts_who_walked_on_the_Moon
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36295213

Thoughts?
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>>59402537
I don't even think I'm as bad as most of this site, i'm in shape and not a NEET but I don't get how everyone talks as if getting a gf is the easiest thing in the world
I'm quiet so when I'm out I'm never the centre of attention or anything
idk man, idk
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going to make this for breakfast desu lads.
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>>59402440

But we all have capital in a knowledge economy. A lawyer has legal knowledge, an accountant has accountancy knowledge etc. We are all the capitalist class.

Also, to stay relevant, the sellers have to cater to our demands and wishes or they will go out of business.
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>>59402609

do you speak korean? i assume you're an expat?
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>>59402624
I like your posts
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do not want to go to the gym because my face is ugly
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>>59402609
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>be me
>work at subway part time while at uni
>lonely looking autist comes in regularly and mumbles his order (always the same thing)
>try to tell him about myself and mention some of the other things he can put in the sandwich to cheer him up a bit
>he goes red and runs out with his order without saying anything
god I hope he didn't think I was hitting on him. eww
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>>59402624
never realised rockets were this large
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>>59402571
Waitress in an Italian restaurant in Vietnam said I was cute and gave me a free dessert

On the one hand it was nice on the other hand she was fucking Vietnamese.
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dunno why they had all that expensive rocketry to get the astronauts back to Earth after they landed on the moon when all they had to do was simply jump off

Just yet more evidence the landings were faked
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>>59402637
my issue is that the idea of going out with the intention of finding a gf makes no sense to me. you're more likely to settle to fill the position than have a girl come along who falls into it.
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>>59402644
Yes I do, though I pretend to be Korean on /int/ for shits and giggles, Korean girls are so ridiculously easy if you can speak Korean, since 99% of whites here are braindead Americans who can't even speak English properly let alone try Korean
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>>59402601
>le edgy opinion
fuck off radiohead are a massive band and their early stuff is objectively good
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>>59402682
omg what a creep lol!

probably wanked about it later looool xD
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>>59402624

utterly pointless exercise
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>>59402609
*sees guy waving*
*waves back*
*looks behind me and see his friend who he's actually waving at*

just kill me now
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>>59402609
the cringeeeeee
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>>59402571
are you ugly?

your standards are too high because of 4chan and social pressure
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>>59402571
>>59402697

Maybe you need to lower your standards. I'm betting you're hardly catches either.
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have split ends on my leg hairs lads
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>>59402706
true enough

all they had to do was jump, would have floated towards the earth (no air in space) and then use a parachute when they were close like Felix Baumgartner
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>>59402722
Haha just pulling your cock mate I have zero opinion on radiohead

Thanks for the nibble
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parents are out shopping and expect me to cook lunch

Stupid little shits don't realise that I can go out too! Hahahaha!!!
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>these weird mixed qts on American Apparel
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>>59402721

without doxing what's your story then?

college > job > move to korea > learn the language > get a work visa


something along those lines?
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>>59402763
*massages some shampoo in them*
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>>59402788
mixed asian lad i know has the exact same face lol
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>>59402787
but you have nowhere to go anon
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can you smell strawberry milkshake?
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>>59402800
Finished my masters degree, had PhD offer lined up but funding was lost, came to Korea just for fun and decided to stay here since its pretty good
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>>59402788
potato head
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>>59402754
I'm a tall handsome lad to be honest and I get a fair amount of attention

Sorry
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more weird mixed qts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tp7qJIBRPA
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>>59402810
I'm going for a WALK mummy fuck off
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>>59402828

how did you "decide" to stay, is converting from a tourist visa to a working visa easy? how did you get a job without knowing korean?
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>>59402828
what job also post kpop
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>>59402788
>>59402837
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>>59402828

Isn't Corea massively racist to foreigners?
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>>59402862
I work at an international school (teaching Alevels). Just got the documents and applied for my visa
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>>59402684

the saturn V was an absolute beast
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constantly read "Single Mother" as slag
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>>59402886
Pretty sure they're more open to them thanks to the Americans saving them in the Korean war.
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>he's on TWENTY FIVE GRAND a year
>so he'd better be good

Oh 2004, you so crazy
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15th day of not wanking.

It was fine until about 3 days ago when I began having wank urges.
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>be infattuated with girl
>becomes clear she isn't in to me
>don't even like her as a person
>still dream about her every night
fuck off subconscious
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>>59402886
Old people/ men are. Plenty of girls have white fever though. Everyone hates blacks
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>>59402886
I don't think anywhere really hates white people
I've had coworkers from all different backgrounds and whites are usually seen as really attractive in other countries
also seen as being rich
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>>59402890

wow
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>>59402732

Agreed they should have spent the money on the brave boys in vietnam x
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https://twitter.com/WreckedGreg/status/680177736225320960
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15th day of not fucking ur mum

It was fine until about 3 days ago when I began having urges.
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>>59402905
how'd you get the job
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So many fit slags with their chebs out at my pub last night lads, didn't know what to do with myself.
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>>59402932
Tried to do this for a few weeks before I went to visit my ex in Barcelona lel. Lasted about 9 days before I gave in.

Man is supposed to release every now and then anon. Just don't do it 3 times a day ffs
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>>59402989
Applied for it, interviewed, they said yes
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have any of you ever been in a fight with your dad?
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>>59402978
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>>59403018
i fukd ur dad in the bum
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>>59402993
I hope you weren't objectifying any of them
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>>59402915

When I was 8 I was absolutely obsessed with space. Completely thought I'd get to go and everything.

What happened?
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>>59403018
Yeah absolutely knocked him out
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>>59403008
>I flew to the moon
>how'd you do that?
>I got in the rocket, flew there and got out
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yank qts
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>>59403018
Sort of, I was 10 and my sister was 8 and he grabbed us by the hair and slammed our heads together for not having done the dishes whilst he was at the shops. Not sure it counts though, only she was bleeding
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>>59402886

imo all asians idolise white people

in china it is obvious everyone wants to be white. everyone is obsessed with western products and culture. everywhere you go there is advertising with chinese models photoshopped to look white.

japan is less extreme but i still got the same sort of vibe. korea i can't comment on.

also japs are ridiculously friendlier and nicer than chinks.
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>>59403051
Yeah but the question was retarded, there wasn't some special handshake, I just saw the job on offer, applied and got it, like what else is there to say?
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>Yeah absolutely knocked him out
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>>59403034
Mostly just looked at their boobs instead of their eyes when asking them what drink they wanted. Might have been a bit rude, but if a girl wears a top which maximises her cleavage, it stands to reason that she wants people to look at her cleavage.
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>>59403070
Ah yes
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>no house
>no car
>no career
>short
>ugly

Will I ever get a GF? Why would a girl ever date me?
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>>59403154
JUST
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>>59403092
yeah but where exactly did you find the job offer, how'd you get the tip, etc
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How do I get a dominant gf to bully me?
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>Mostly just looked at their boobs instead of their eyes when asking them what drink they wanted. Might have been a bit rude, but if a girl wears a top which maximises her cleavage, it stands to reason that she wants people to look at her cleavage.
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>>59403154
hav u tried just bein' urself?
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>>59403172
BEE
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got a job lads
*gyrates willy*

Can't wait to see how much money I can save up
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>>59403180
Online, I googled "jobs in Korea"

literally just that
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>>59403070
>he grabbed us by the hair and slammed our heads together for not having done the dishes whilst he was at the shops

scum
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>Anri Okita was born in Birmingham, England. She made her debut in JAV's in 2011. She speaks Japanese and English
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Hello?
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>>59402452
I usually get asked that by middle aged women. So, no...
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popping down the gf shop lads, anyone want anything?
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>>59403261
oh my days lmfao!!!
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i like to wank off to child pornography
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>>59403341
Based abdul
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>>59403332
Nice innocent looking one who likes being slapped around a bit
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>>59403332
one medium brunette please m8
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LIVING IN THE SUNLIGHT LOVING IN THE MOONLIGHT HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
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>>59403341
Reported to the local constabulary
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>>59403332
qt redhead one pls
get me a blonde if they've ran out of redheads again
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I'm going to have to watch all the inbetweeners seasons for a third time now lads.
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>>59403261
loooooool

Tag a poster who would do this!
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might join the merchant navy

thoughts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4

me and the lads
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you're all my mates
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pissed in mummy's tea again
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>>59403396
aha

love it x
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Doing an eat.
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>>59403468
how you will find a gf then
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>>59403468
>the merchant navy shill is back
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>>59403518
shag mermaids
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>>59403518
thats one of the things I hate

great pay, good holiday allowance, chill job

but literally no social interaction apart from a couple of filipinos, plus its not the most prestigious of jobs
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gf was having a bad dream last night so I put my arms around her and she stopped whimpering and wriggling around and slept happily in my arms

Very very cute
Better than a kitten
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qt slags
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might get a job in Antarctica
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>>59403579
nonce
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>>59403559
when did you wake up?
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had far too much to drink and left my tuba on the last bus home. it's not even mine, it's one of the bank's fs
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>>59403558
why not the regular navy then lad
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MEGA LOLZ
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>>59403579
oxymoron
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football slags
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that was great
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My ex is showing up as online on steam, first ime in a year since we broke up I have seen her online, she's playing our old favourite game. Feels really really really bad, man. Might have a cry
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>>59403616
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Boris Johnson has compared the EU's aims to Hitler's, saying both involved the intention to unify Europe under a single "authority".

The pro-Brexit Tory MP said both the Nazi leader and Napoleon had failed at unification and the EU was "an attempt to do this by different methods".
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>>59403633
Sunderland mentioned
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>>59403625
no, a girl can be both
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i like to wank off to child pornography
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>>59403616
>Apple
>Dominos

you enjoy getting jewed?
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>>59403633
good post
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Suicide attack claimed by so-called Islamic State kills some 25 people in Yemen port city of Mukalla, officials say
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Fuck I was drunk fridaynight but thought nothing of it but I just realised now I sent embarrasing drunk messages to a load of girls
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>>59403659
> leaving your ex added on social network things
Why do normie twats do this?

Literally why
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>>59403663
Pretty sad how much he's shilling for the Kremlin now
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>>59403612
because thats military, probably completely different to the benefits of the merchant navy

strict as fuck too
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qt sligs
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Why did the Lib Dems gain so much in the local elections?

And why do they have so many seats in general?
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just spent about half an hour making a sims character and was almost done but then my game crashed and i hadn't saved it
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>>59403679

by the way im a grill ;))))
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>>59403604
huge fan of this post
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>>59403702
being navy captain is prestigious as fuck tho
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absolutely, only in her vagina
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>>59403718
>Sims

Girls out
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>>59403698
any of them fit?
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>so called 808-state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQ_bOP0HfY
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>>59403718
stop playing god
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>>59403750
no x
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>>59403746
yeah but you have more responsibilities and you have to be a confident turbonormie
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>>59403750
>he didn't enjoy locking sims in a shed with a firework

pleb
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>>59403771
Average korean chick tier
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found a fucking tuba on the bus this morning
a TUBA
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an extremist muslim will cut your head off, a moderate muslim will encourage him to do it
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lads, how do I get glasses which only have clear glass in them, not corrective glass

look better with glasses on tb.h
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>>59403800
she looks alri
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>>59403816
FOHF
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>>59403815
*likes*
*comments*
*subscribes*
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>>59403816
runtbay.com
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>>59403691
stuffed crust
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>>59403714
Sheeple are waking up
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>>59403785
having a prestigious job isn't really compatible with not having responsibilities or not being a turbonormie

except maybe being one of these autistic physicists or mathematicians
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>>59403816

go to specsavers take some of the display glasses put them on and walk out
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EFGSWGISGBBUEWUBIVUIWBBEWIURVENNIBNUIEDNCWOC ONIWOIEFGNVREIBVIERBVIUVBERIVNREWWFQKJFNOQEONEF
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>>59403700
In the event she might get back in touch with me, the way we left it, it was best for both of us at the time, but it was clear we both still had very strong feelings for one another, it was just circumstances. There's no way she's not thinking about me if she's playing it. Might message her.
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>>59403788
i used to play the sims for hours fencing married male sims in and then making out with their wives in front of them while they get angry and shit themselves
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What was the best sims game lads?
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fell asleep at this point during eurovision last night

did i miss anything
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>>59403816
sun glasses
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Berlin cracks down on holiday apartments - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36287031

>Air BnB is a rip off for tourists. I think the cheap flats should be for people who really need them like refugees and single mothers
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Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori...
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>>59403898
3, although it's pretty badly programmed

4 will probably better when EA is finished jewing us with expansions
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>>59403898
Sims 2 pets
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>>59403899
yeah they changed the voting so it was really intense, russia almost won
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>>59403811
pics or didn't happen
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>>59403811
Mark.
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>>59403919
Disgusting.
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>>59403936
Corey is my name and I'm a bit unnerved at this post iah
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>its a real person
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>>59404008
>Hey dudes! It's Corey here!
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>>59404008
what a fucking awful yank name. you should kick your mum in the teeth for that lad.
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>>59404046
corey isn't as bad as storm though
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>>59404041
me on the left
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>>59404067
what was that copypasta again?
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>>59404008
What a rubbish name

Change it immediately
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Hmm my throat is quite parched, how shall I solve this dilemma? Ah yes I know; I will quench my thirst with a cool glass of healthy water. Only a few short steps until I enjoy liquid hydration.

*plugs in the fridge*

*checks the Britta™ purification system*

*notices it needs new filters*

*drives for 40 minutes to pick up new ones*

*comes home*

*installs new filters*

*fills Britta™ with water from the tap*

*places in fridge*

*waits 2 hours for it to cool and filter through*

*pours a tall 200ml glass of fresh water*

*drinks*

Mmmmmmmmmm. That's better.
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Corey is a Chad-tier name
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>>59404041
>>59404046
>>59404079
i don't think it's that bad but it's usually a boys name and im a girl haha x
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>>59404106
pics? x
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>>59404106
Wouldn't shag you for a tenner you absolute rotter
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>>59404091
what are other names like that m8
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>>59404087
The noblest prospect a scotchman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England
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who remembers Storm
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>>59404106
I knew someone named Kora
she had bucked teeth
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>>59404135
delet this
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I wonder what Craven's doing at this exact moment
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https://twitter.com/WeLoveRobDyrdek/status/704130604632141824

why are black people so good at dancing
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>>59404139
that gimmick lasted a single thread
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>>59404167
Working on his poleaboo character
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>>59404140
what a dumb bitch
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>>59404179
it's easy when you don't have to bother with things like studying or working
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hungover
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http://news.sky.com/story/1696215/topshop-protesters-cause-oxford-circus-chaos

>Labour's John McDonnell joins Class War activists in a demonstration against the clothing store and its owner Sir Philip Green.
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>>59404234
honestly lad

i doubt he even practiced it

it looks so simple yet so complicated at the same time
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>>59404256
Philip Green is an asset striping crony cunt tho to be fair
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>>59404236
>veggie pizza

don't fuck off non-murderer
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>>59404236
good lad
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>>59404236
> Domino's while sober
No thank you
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>>59404236
>not meatalicious
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Business idea: haggis pizza
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>>59404325
fuck off murderer
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>>59404236
kek, is that a medium mate?

sort your life out
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>>59404325
I've ordered that nearly every month for years
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Thoughts?
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>>59404333
y'uv piqued my interest

kip talkin...
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>>59404280
think it has to do with their hip-hop culture (or lack thereof) as well as the aforementioned fact

also the fact that the nigs that don't know how to dance don't show themselves
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>>59404398
>>59404398
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpcBSI6JvFU

glad i'll never have kids to be a part of this
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>>59403496
id fuck her
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>>59404390
Thoughts on what? Innocent until proven otherwise my dude
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Literally just had a physical altercation with a man in the park lads. Bloke walking his dog across the payground area, it starts crapping, he starts screaming at it "NOT THERE, NOT THERE YOU STUPID FUCK", I chuckled, anyway, it craps, he picks it up in the bag, then kickes the dog full pely up the arse so it yelps, then starts yanking it's lead across the park with it yelping every time, I was really hoping someone else would say something, but no one did. So I walked over there with my phone out, when I got near him I just said I'm calling the police and reporting you for animal abuse. He started shouting at me, and I just said I'm not listening and continued calling the police, as soon as I got through and asked for the police he pushed me and I dropped my phone, I tried to pick it up and he kicked me over. Got pretty fucking angry, grabbed my phone and leapt up, started throwing punches, he let go of his dog and took off.

Called the police and handed the dog over to them, two old ladies nearbye luckily saw everything and also told the police. The police said in the event the dog gets taken from him, will I take it, otherwise it will go to a home... I don't really have the room. What do?
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>>59403035
>NASA? WHY DONT THEY SPEND OUR MONEY ON SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE THE MILITARY OR CURING CANCER?!?!?!
Ahh how far we've come.
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