european union edition
>>59396923
Why are you quitting at all?
fanny pack
love how switzerland looks like a jew on every map
>tfw no uckers badders
>>59396955
hate that job
going back to school
>>59396974
saggy chebs
>>59396972
https://www.twitch DOT tv/opticmidnite/v/66468160
>>59396986
what job was it?
>>59397022
"administration"
spend all day filling in forms on a computer and replying to dumb mails from customers
Let's plot a course
>>59397049
ah ok that sounds lame af
what course are you gonna do now?
>>59396995
No she's just not wearing a bra you utter virgin
>>59397064
master of finance
>>59397049
I thought you were a baller lad
>>59397087
alri tyrion
>>59396999
exactly
>>59397087
how old are you lad
Vicky 2 is the GOAT
>>59397133
R A R E
A
R
E
>>59397133
Literally who
>>59397169
Literally new
>>59397118
early 20s
>>59397182
you starting the 5 years from scratch or just finishing one you already had
>>59397227
finishing
there are no good jobs here for bachelors
>>59397239
Work is not meant to be fun, do the job and get paid
>>59397263
>t. wageslave
reading a book about the development of the atomic bomb lads
they just dropped it on hiroshima! the madmen!
>mfw the dutch girl at my uni is really into me
she literally chose to be stay in America over the summer to be with me over going back some
>>59397239
everywhere in the west it seems
>>59397280
read some nasty stuff about that in the hiroshima peace museum thing
>>59397293
normie filth
>>59397293
thanks for giving us a glimpse into the mind of a narcissist x
>>59397280
did the lads developing it know what it was going to be used for?
doing a spooky game at 3 am
>>59397309
normie or not, I'm gonna get a dutch gf.
>>59397337
we hung out tonight, she's alseep on my bed, next to my doggo
>>59397349
holy fuck lad when did it get to 3 am
>>59397376
i know it's 3 am the moment you put your buttplug in
Hey so i bought a meat pie from the bakery a few hours ago but i am still full from lunch and i don't feel like dinner anymore, would the pie still be ok to eat tomorrow morning?
>>59397467
what is a meat pie
>>59397309
so far there's been like 15 pages of just witness accounts of what happened when it went off and what it did to people. basically just flash fried people within a 1.5 mile radius and the blast shredded people with glass or created pressure differentials and caused peoples eyes/brains/organs to blow out of the bodies. pretty mental tbqh especially given how weak it is compared to H bombs
>>59397337
yeah pretty much. a lot sort of hoped that the government would realise the potential destruction it can cause and not use it. the head of the project basically wanted it to exist in order to bring the scientific community together as a world panel in order to make them not exist by having independant panels inspect each country and assure they're bomb free - thereby uniting the world and removing iron curtains.
then a few were like yeah tell the soviets or they'll get scared and race to make their own but the US government were skeptical they would lol
>>59397467
won't be nearly as good as a fresh meat pie but you reap what you sow go for it
>>59397467
Of course, just refrigerate it.
>>59397552
But I don't want to eat it cold
shove that stupid meat pie up your fat ugly ass
>>59397581
Heat it up in the oven on 160/180 for 20-30 minutes.
>>59397491
didn't know about the massive pressure thing
they mostly explained how the surface temperature reacheed 2000° and what killed most people was thee fire since the whole city was made of wood
>>59397581
heat it before eating it then you dumb bogan
Why is Boris Johnson so fucking based? I love the guy!
>>59397668
mayor's should be stupid but charming and lovable. he fulfilled that role pretty well
>>59397620
the pressure thing they discovered during the trinity test prior to the bombings. scientists found all of these wild rabbits like 2 miles away partially or completely eviscerated by the blast.
the grimmest shit was the heat flash would separate the linings of the skin from flesh, like you get when you burn badly and blister. so all these people were walking around with these saggy apperances because their skin literally wasn't attached to their bodies anymore and just hung there because it surrounded the body.
>people thought the panama papers would be a big deal
lmao, unless you find evidence a celeb was diddling a child no one is going to care
Morning lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
>>59397712
that's pretty disgusting
literal living zombies
its time
>mfw have dated the token black girl in my town since hs
>mfw graduated a 4 year college these year
>only fucked her
Literally have only put my peener in a black girl, lads
>>59397791
my favorite film
>tfw ywn distinguish yourself in a war, earning a nickname and striking fear into the hearts of the enemy
>>59397849
>tfw denied four or five really attractive women who wanted to fuck me because i was stubborn and lazy
>now, looking back on high school and college wishing i could have fucked em
>now a loser with no free time who stays in their apartment every night with no sex life
i'd of banged 10 or so women if i had just recognized my opportunity at that point. now it takes an actual effort just to dress well enough to go out and be social
>I'm a lowly assistant
>area manager visits
>she, my manager, and I spend hours just talking away in the office while the other assistants work
Am I winning
>>tfw ywn distinguish yourself in a war, earning a nickname and striking fear into the hearts of the enemy
>>59397996
All of your coworkers probably secretly hate you and talk behind your back because they have to do more work because of you.
>mfw grew up in a large LA suburb were all the houses look the same
honestly not that bad, lads
just sizzling some Oven Crunchies to kip on for the morning grub lads
>>59397668
>>59397709
He isn't stupid, he plays an act to make sure his opponents underestimate him. He is a nasty shit when he wants to be, and a real player with connections.
>>59398099
wish i lived in a large LA suburb
>>59398099
not like you know any better desu
Says here that leaving the EU would put the security of Britain at risk.
>>59398163
You're right, but it's now like you know how I lived either
>>59398165
Ah, but it says HERE that we'll all get a qt gf if we leave the EU
>>59398190
indeed
>>59398140
>to make sure his opponents underestimate him
what opponents? nobody gave a single shit about boris because boris ran literally nothing. he was in charge of nothing significant.
Y'ALL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING MALE, MIDDLE CLASS, AND WHITE
>>59398070
I know one does, but she's fat and into anime. Bad anime like bleach too. So yeah, who cares?
>>59398165
Both sides use that argument, the Leave campaign claiming the EU will undermine it. The fact is no one actually knows, so its all a guess on best advice.
redpill me on animay
>go to the room you booked at a hotel
>open the door
>see this
What do?
>>59398320
Probably fuck it in the mouth and butt
>>59398320
make a mental note to thank the room service guy and ask him what escort service he used
>>59398320
how does he get his cocc so stiff?
>>59398404
AGP scum cycle est so they can still get hard and cum.
It's why Bailey Jay is going bald.
...don't know why I know that, but I do.
>put some toilet paper in the toilet yesterday
>just had a really sloppy shit
>glance over at toilet roll holder
>not there
Reeeee
>>59398404
If you can't get your cock this stuff you probably have erectile problems pham.
>>59398425
probably took it off to have a wank and forgot to put it back in
>>59398404
Look closer at the webms, he's wearing a cock ring
>>59398320
>>59398487
I feel like I could fuck an asian lady boy, but not a white one
>>59398487
don't see it tb h
>>59398320
It's strange how someone with such a raging erection can look so feminine
>>59398512
Funny, I'm the opposite.
Here's the winner of Miss Tiffany's Universe 2016 which is a ladyboy pageant in Thailand
>>59398551
huh
>>59398512
yeah same, it's like i don't see it as one of mine, more of a sexy creature i can fuck
speaking of which wonder if there are any darkie ladyboys
why would you do something for free
like weird af smdh lmao *crying laughter emoji*
>>59398599
I find that Filipino ladyboys are far superior to their Thai cousins
>>59398599
such a strange world
>like my toast done on one side
What did me mean by this?
>>59398595
>>59398624
>>59398651
>2015
christ lad get over it
>>59398599
I feel like I could fuck a tranny if I was drunk and lonely enough, which is pretty much everyday these days
>>59398672
>>59398599
id suck that feminine dick dry
>>59397712
Pretty crazy thing considering only 100 years earlier people still carried swords and considered them more reliable in some situations than guns.
anyone else using chrome and keep getting webpage fuckups on some sites?
>Denmark is set to become the first country to no longer define being transgender as a mental illness.
Government officials said classifying transgender people as mentally ill was “stigmatising” and they had “run out of patience” with the World Health Organisation’s (WHO) work on the definition.
Ah yes very progressive.
>>59398753
oh no
>>59398734
100 years is a lot lad
>>59398753
i've seen like 4 on tinder so far and they've all been foreign
>it's a Swede-poster spams interracial candid photos episode
>tfw spend my life savings so my grandfather could be buried in England
worth it, 2bh. it honestly wasn't much, just every dollar I've made since I was 17
>>59398753
So if it's not a mental illness, then they're no longer entitled to hormone treatment and surgery at public expense?
>>59398753
>Not a mental illness
>Needs treatment by doctors.
okay lads having a good day and I hope you are as well, God bless
>>59398804
if that's true then you're a moron
Janny's nut might not survive this one
>>59398804
why are you the one that has to pay for the burial of his grandfather lad
>>59398836
The classics from the streets of Sweden.
why do runts
Suddenly appear
Every time you are near
>>59398862
>Broadwater Road
this is in London
>>59398848
i'm going to paris soon just to take pics of interracial couples in public
i wanna see if it's as bad as britain
>>59398848
Because my parents are shitty people. Also it wasn't that much, honestly
>>59398833
'no'
>Literally have something wrong with your brain that makes you think you're a woman
>Not a mental illness
hmm?
existing rn lads ngl
>>59398886
Just like me
they long to be
close to you
>>59398920
what for
>>59398894
you got absolutely scammed lad
should have cremated him and scattered his ashes there instead. It would have given you an excuse to go on a trip at least.
>>59398927
bent cunt
>>59398907
>that makes you think you're a woman
Congratulations, you don't understand the fundamentals of trans people. Please refrain from posting forever
These pics don't even look like they're in Sweden, take off the proxy kid
>>59398890
What mental illnesses do you have?
>>59398848
of your* don't know why i rewrote that
>>59398894
can't even imagine this situation desu
i literally can't compute people being white trash
>>59398890
can't be worse than london i guess
might want to go near the Gare du Nord for that kind of shit tho, just be careful of not being mugged
>>59398963
dunno
one day i kind of just plopped in here
>>59398320
Post the source desu
Charging me phone up at the library then I'm going to spend another day walking the streets
>>59399024
good lad
>>59398734
it's more mental that the nucleus had only been found 35 years prior to the bomb, and that nuclear fission was only proven experimentally 3 years before the bombs were essentially fully designed, and 6 years before they were used imo
*walks in to thread*
*clears throat*
>Karen
*voracious applause*
>>59398965
honoring why grandfathers wishes isn't being scammed, in my opinion.
Wish I hadn't told work I'd come in today, totally not up for it.
>>59398979
go back to tumblr
>>59399099
>tumblr
Well congrats, you don't get that either. Also you could just direct me to >>>/lgbt/ since we have a local board for trans issues. I won't go, but it'd be polite
>>59399087
well your grandfather was a sentimental idiot
also, burying corpses is a waste of land and people who do it are part of the problem
if youre going to mutilate your body because you want to have sex a certain way, that's pretty fucked desu
no problem with any sexual orientation unless they let it completely consume their identity
>>59399145
citycuck detected
playing gta san andreas lads
>tfw it will never be 2004 again
>>59399194
you can't really be transsexual and not have it consume your identity though
Morning lads
>>59399214
imagine posting on /v/ in 04/05 about san andreas
imagine the memes so vintage that not even facebook posts them anymore but they were fresh at the time
asked a girl way out of my league out for a drink yesterday and she said yes
gave me her phone number, going to call her later
>>59399145
My grandpa was from a time when it was ok to be proud to be English. I'm sure its something no one has to worry about ever again, lad
>>59399269
got hot vintage memes right here
>>59399276
Fotn
>>59399276
>call
okay, grandpa
>>59399276
>tfw never asked a girl out
>>59399269
think facebook is 6/7 years back in the cycle
Why do faggots love Eurovision so much?
Not even women like it that much.
the future is bright
the future is orange
>>59399361
Same lad, a part of me knew how they'd respond
When did you last go to /b/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkblbJqwn0
how would your family react if you married an American girl?
>>59399413
2009
>>59399384
because europe is gay
>>59399384
>>59399413
2011
>>59399413
3 1/2 years ago unironically
couple months ironically
>>59399391
>>59399361
it's pretty shit desu
like if you really want to date them and they agree then it's cool but a lot of the time you're just like ok now i have to do everything right or else i'm fucked.
people who enjoy dating are utter cretins
>>59399432
>>59399463
>>59399469
i just checked and it's still horrible
>>59399413
2014, the fappening
hate how insensitive 4chan is to trans* issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPg5KcnCIUc
I can't wait for Trump to be the president
>>59399413
I go to all the boards once a month as part of a grand tour
Last time I went there to participate was the Fappening
>>59399361
tfw been asked out by 3 girls this year alone
>>59399413
when they started spamming bananas
>>59399413
around the time dongcopter pirate was a thing
>people who enjoy dating are utter cretins
Philippines is an odd country isn't it
>tfw I was asked out by 5 different girls in the three years I was in high school and I turned them all down
>am now I twenty year old socially inept virgin because I essentially haven't left the house in 5 years
denmark is even weirder
>>59399550
the entire point of dating is to end up not having to date anymore. it's essentially a chore.
>>59399598
hello there me
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36295208
>Boris Johnson compares EU's aims to Hitler's
FFS
>>59399601
Sometimes i think about making aliyah but I know literally nobody in Israel
I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day
>>59399664
The key difference being that the EU is evil and Hitler wasn't
>You now realise that everybody suffers from anxiety but only you use it as an excuse for your failure.
just given the pineal gland a spit shine
>double immigrant background
>woman
>working class
>junior doctor
She's political gold, bet Corbyn was rubbing his hands when she turned up.
Wouldn't shock me if she was also a single mum with no legs and a trans lesbo
>The key difference being that the EU is evil and Hitler wasn't
>>59399728
>cis
absolutely disgusting display of bigotry. It's %current_year people, come on!
>>59399671
dont bother
>>59399728
women in power are literally at fault for the downfall of western society. this is a good fedora quote, admittedly... somebody do the honors
>>59399882
1848 worst year of my life
>>59399882
western society isn't in downfall
This is a gay-as question, but how do I start loving someone again?
>implying anyone has the answer
Angkor wat is pretty cool lads
>>59399951
in regards to morality and emotional health it very much has been in decline.
how tf is joe rogan 5'6
>>59400000
wasted
>>59399970
First level in Tomb Raider TLR?
>the city of angkor wat
>>59400000
nah
>>59399970
definitely want to visit that before the mudslimes blow it up
don't you clean it sometimes tho
>>59399728
They'll never get voted back in if they are going to concentrate on diversity and multiculturalism. Labour succeeded when they (pretended to) represent the normal working person who make up the majority of voters.
>>59400000
why do i always get a get when i'm shitfaced and make a retarded post
please send help i didnt eat much for two days then drank a lot, now i'm vomiting water.
>in regards to morality and emotional health it very much has been in decline.
What to do if someone whos a deacde older than you is doing things to be close to you like taking you out to dinner and drinks, buying you stuff, telling you their deepest darkest secrets, confiding in you about their marriage problems(his wife isnt fucking him anymore)and if this person is now inviting you over to their place when the wife is not around? But we havent fucked yet, i dont know what to think about whats going on, usually when people do this they want to fuck you right? Maybe he's scared, he said he is curious but nothing else since he said that..
Obviously i like him but he's not making any concrete moves to get my pants off, what do man?
>>59400000
me btw
>>59399413
5 minutes ago
>>59400019
HAHA EAT SHIT CUNT
the gf
>>59400022
No I think that was this one?? Saw quite a few of these things today
Time for Peston on Sunday lads
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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>>59398099
I suppose when you go round your mate's house you never need to ask where the bathroom is
>>59400168
I liked you better when you posted fucking machine webms
>>59400118
>baccy tin
scum
>>59400042
Don't think there are mudslimes here are there? It's just Buddha everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGhlumAtAGc
>Uploaded on Aug 18, 2006
shit so many memories
getting my daily dose
>>59400231
thailad?
>>59400086
>biscum
>>59400044
>implying their paki appeal isn't what got Khan elected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0OUvQnJYkc
let it whip lads
>>59400275
Nah, just a /Brit/ lad that's been travelling through asia for the past 5 weeks
man's got views
cara lads
>>59399471
Oh Jesus this. My first date was the most uncomfortable experience I've ever had.
>>59400323
They're concentrated in London and a couple of other cities, the rest of the UK is white.
>>59400231
don't think so but i know they managed to piss off buddhists in burma so much they started removing kebab
>>59400414
nepotism
Is violently bumming a man in the arse against his will so masculine that it transcends straight/gay?
>>59400438
impressive
but check these
>>59399384
Not a faggot and I like it. Who knows though, maybe I'm a faggot in denial like the rest of you.
>London’s world-famous cockneys—once an iconic symbol of Britain—have been exterminated by the flood of nonwhite immigration into the UK, a new documentary by the BBC has admitted. The documentary, titled Last Whites of the East End, will be broadcast by the BBC on May 24—and will show that the traditional cockney East London home now “looks like Baghdad.” The documentary focuses on the borough of Newham, which is now less than 30 percent white
>>59400411
anyone ever restore on of those places and live in it?
>>59400433
>they're only concentrated in the most densely populated and important parts of the country
>>59400462
Only if you live somewhere that's gender segregated, like prison or Saudi Arabia
>>59400493
That's not how constituencies work m8
been very horny for like a week lads
i am greek
>>59400449
Nice nice. Well I haven't seen any mosques in Cambodia, only temples and Buddha errwhere.
I think Angkor is safe for now
>>59400478
That will never air, backlash about it being racist will get it pulled from the schedule
>>59400491
There's been restoration work but nobody lives in them, Cambodia makes way too much from tourism to sell something like that
I said hey-yay-yay-eh-he, hey-yay-ye
I said hey, what's going on?
>>59400450
I'd still marry her lad
Shes worth about 3mil by now
lads remember that 100 days of UKIP? can't believe that rubbish made it to telly
Popping pills is all we know
It's low key at the night show
>>59400566
didn't she quit modelling to focus on acting?
not saying acting is her strong suit, but maybe she's smarter than she looks
>>59400561
And i try. Oh my god do I try
having some chicken nuggies for tea lads
>>59400593
i am greek
>>59400478
Was in Whitechapel last night, feel sorry for the local pubs who have remained there, the place is a paki crapshoot
>>59400522
how are you travelling by the way?
by yourself? sleeping in hostels? bus? train? stop? any plans before going?
definitely want to do that some day
