Spanish GP qualifying and post-qualifying
Old thread >>67568356
mad amxx
>>67570517
THE MEME IS REAL EDITION
third for gimi eliminated
>>67570517
First for Strapen
fuck off you idiot
>>67570517
my thread was first stupid fin
>>67570597
Y-you too...
Carlos "Lockup" Sainz
Lets make a rule that only binland may make new \f1\ threads
Renault PU can't come soon enough, seems like Red Bull are the only ones who can challenge Mercedes.
I'm going to circuit Gilles Villeneuve next month
I have:
>never been to a race before
>never been to the city before
>don't know any French
What am I in for?
>>67571674
I mean the PU upgrade.
I saw Sebastian Vettel at the FIA headquarters in Paris yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and waving his finger in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen World Championships in his hands without paying.
Bernie at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Seb, you need to let me rig those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the championships and started rigging it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to rig them each individually “to prevent any teammate infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each championship and put them in a bag and started to say the dicksucking price, he kept interrupting him by going YABADABADOO really loudly.
max is the prodigy of F1. He will be a race winner, he will be a world champion, he will be a legend.
>2014
>3 RIC wins
>2015
>3 VET wins
>2016
>???
>Verstopped
>>67571685
You'll love it. The atmosphere is great, the track is awesome, the racing is always good. It will be an amazing experience.
>>67571719
3 HAM wins :^)
>uhhhh uhhhhhh
Could you look any dumber?
>>67571719
3 Ric wins
>>67571719
BOT
>>67571697
>“Seb, you need to let me rig those first.”
My sides have fallen off the cliff.
>>67571741
KEK
>Hamilton confirmed for best driver
Kvyat does a great job at ending his career in 2 races
He is undoubtedly finished. Sainz is destroying him, there's no more development to be had. and its not worth the time and effort.
I like Kvyat and he's a nice guy but if you're not good enough then you're not good enough. He hasn't developed like he was expected and now he's not doing well at Toro Rosso either.
Today doesn't even matter one bit. Tomorrow does and we will see a regular
Ros ham vet rai ric ves finish
>>67570517
daily remider that of you're supporting FIA and their new rules along with "tyre pressure" bullshit.
then you're THE cancer that is killing motorsport
>http://www.pitpass.com/56106/2017-engine-rules-QA
>http://www.pitpass.com/56106/2017-engine-rules-QA
So, in which race will amd amx pull a Bianchi?
>>67570584
RARE FLAG
is this new radiohead
>>67571697
>"waving his finger in front of my face"
oh my god RIP sides
>>67571809
can you just fuck off
>>67571708
>irrelevant country finally seeing some success
It's sad to watch :(
>>67571775
No shit, its sainz' home circuit fagget. Kyvat is doing well
>>67571804
spa
>Lewis Hamilton warned he is going same way as former world champion James Hunt as he gears up for the Spanish Grand Prix
>The view of one team principal this week was that Hamilton is ‘distracted’. He wondered aloud whether all the driver’s flights to America, where he enjoys the celebrity whirl and shares the pictures of it all with his social media devotees, is catching up with him.
>‘It has to take a toll on his body,’ said the team principal. ‘Everyone who travels away on Formula One knows how its ages you, how tired it can make you feel, and even though he is young and fit he cannot be immune to that phenomenon.’
>The buccaneering James Hunt was a contemporary. And Watson sees potential parallels between the decline of Hunt and the current travails of Hamilton.
‘There is an analogy to be drawn,’ said Watson. ‘James was a global presence as Lewis is now – his wife ran off with Richard Burton. That’s like Liberace coming back and taking up with Nicole Scherzinger (Hamilton’s former girlfriend).
>‘James won the title in 1976, and in 1977 and 1978 there came all the spin-offs of being world champion. He was a celebrity. The balance shifted away from doing his job as a driver towards off-track distractions. It is easy to believe that your social life does not have an impact on your performance, but it has a drip, drip effect. It is subliminal.
>‘The balance of your focus changes. I would like Lewis to rein in his trans-Atlantic activities and concentrate on winning the world championship for a fourth time. If he does not want to do that he should pack it up.’
>One rumour in the paddock – and it is no more than that – is that Hamilton will take a year out at the end of this season.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/formulaone/article-3589884/Lewis-Hamilton-warned-going-way-former-world-champion-James-Hunt-gears-Spanish-Grand-Prix.html
>>67571775
>I like Kvyat and he's a nice guy
There's no reason to pretend like this. Kvyat is a stupid slav.
>>67571826
Since when does home circuit mean anything? Russia was Kvyat's home circuit and he's choked there every single time.
Barcelona is the test circuit and everyone on the grid knows it better than any other circuit so there isn't any sort of "home advantage" regarding some special knowledge unless you beleive some psychological shit
>GP2 feature race starts in 4 minutes
>GP2 feature race starts in 4 minutes
>GP2 feature race starts in 4 minutes
>>67571809
R A R E
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BET FREE 6 5 DA WAHLDS FAVOURITE AHNLINE SPAHTS BETTIN CAMPANY
>>67571826
Last week it was Kvyat's home circuit and he was BTFO by Ricky anyway.
>>67571826
turn off your computer and come back when you're legally old enough to sniff your sister's cooch
>>67571845
This has to be Rosberg's year, right? If he doesn't clinch it this year, I can see Ricciardo and Verstappen battling for the Championship next year instead.
>>67571804
Baku
>>67571825
>4x a full dutch podium at the last winter olympics
>reached the finals and semi finals at the last world cups
stay mad shitland
>>67571775
If Gasly wins the GP2 championship this year, especially if he does it as dominantly as Vandoorne, Kvyat is done in F1.
If Gasly flops, Red Bull have no drivers to replace Kvyat. Kari will get kicked out before the season is over, Camara is only a solid midfielder in one of the weakest F3 grids of all time and the other two - Verschoor and Leeds - are only on F4 level at the moment.
If Red Bull want to be cheeky, they'll do some kind of shoot-out at Toro Rosso next year between Kvyat and Gasly, just like they made Klien and Liuzzi share a seat at Red Bull in 2005.
>>67571918
HA HA time to watch giro where another overrated dutchman takes all the glory
>>67571934
I'm sure Gasly is going to deflate
>tfw Evans and Marciello turned out to be shit
>the city of will buxton
who /nw200/ here?
http://www.bbc.com/sport/live/northern-ireland/36132997
>>67571935
>I like to watch men in spandex
>>67571978
He's starting from pole in GP2 in about one minute. Let's see.
>>67571935
I ride my bicycle to the store
Am I an athlete?
>>67572018
do you wear a helmet?
What happened to Felipe Baby?
>>67571918
>reached the finals and semi finals at the last world cups
Nice loser mentality faggot, finishing anything less than first is a shame, not a reason to be proud.
>>67571845
If Hamilton takes a year off, who will replace him at Merc? And where will Hamilton drive if he comes back after a year or two?
I'm actually excited for this scenario, even if I'm a Hamilton hater. Would be fun to see him in another team after a sabbatical.
>>67571954
me irl
>>67572034
Too old for this shit.
>>67571935
It's ironically that the national football team is the one Dutch sporting side that keeps letting the country down lately.
>>67572045
Werhlein if Mercedes felt cheeky; Alonso for one last year; or maybe Tricky Ricky if his contract had a hole.
>>67572006
>not respecting the most physically demanding sport on the planet
Vandoorne will get into F1 and cuck Verstappen off championship titles
>>67571745
I womder, do italians support Riccardo since hes the closest thing to an a potential italian world champion?
>>67572113
this isn't squash
>>67572113
>fapping to men in tights
>>67572045
I was about to ask the same.
For a replacement I hope it's someone really left of field; and if Mercedes is still in a dominant position; I hope they win the title. That would fuck Hamilton up something fierce.
As for what team; I expect that he fully expects to drop back in Mercedes like that year off wasn't any thing at all. Otherwise I could see a return to McLaren if they're in the ascendancy. fucking shit at that point I could see.
>>67572138
Once Button retires, Honda delivers a great engine, and Ron Dennis dies
>>67572141
Italia likes whoever is in a Ferrari
>>67571934
They need better rookies desu
Gasly is so obviously going to choke hard at F1 if he ever gets there
too much of a babby
>>67572138
Force India will become Honda B-team and their drivers will be Vandoorne and Fukuzumi/Matshushita.
Perez to Haas, Hulkenberg to WEC.
>>67572045
>1845
If Hamilton takes a year off, who will replace him at Merc?
German Hamilton.
>And where will Hamilton drive if he comes back after a year or two?
In another dicipline, possibly MotoGP/2/3.
>>67572209
They just got Verschoor, apparently because Dr. Marko saw him try a ballsy overtake in F4 at Sochi and because he is a Dutchman named Vers...
>>67572171
Bottas ;)
FUck what a shit lineup that would be Rosberg -Bottas
I'm not kidding that much though. IF, I mean IF Hamilton takes a break (he wont), Mercs most likely choices are people associated with Mercedes, which are Wehrlein and Bottas pretty much. I don't know which one would be better, both have so many cons
>>67572236
is funny because you're talking about rookies and vers means fresh in dutch
>>67572285
What does tappen mean in Dutch?
>>67572293
the act of this
Monaco GP2 commentators better be Will Buxton and Jolyon Palmer
>>67572311
palmer is crying in the renault garage.
>>67572334
Wouldn't that make Ocon uncomfortable?
Let me tell you something, I've been watching this F1 for 30 years, and no rookie has ever impressed me as much as Verstappen had. I've seen all the greatest. I've seen 30 championships. I've seen it all man. Verstappen has that something special that I've only seen in very few drivers. Drivers that are multiple time world champions right now. Drivers that kids and men aspire to be. Verstappen is special let me tell ya.
>>67572349
Go to bed, Mario Andretti, you're drunk
>Canamasas vs Markelov
This looks promising
>>67571845
I think certain "Team Principals" should focus less on what Hamilton is doing and more on building a car that doesnt break down every 20 - 30 laps
>>67572346
Why? He will probably be in the Renault quali debrief then so it's not like he's going to hear it
>>67572349
Yea sure his debut career was much more impressive than e.g. Hamilton or Villeneuve
>Sky interviewer LITERALLY asked if Vettel knew what changes were made to his car before qualifying
Top professional :)
>butt groper
>>67572547
wow, you browse le reddit too? xDDD
>>67572547
At least it's not
>butt raper
God damn it Sergei
>SIROTKIN
RUSSIAN DRIVERS
NEVER
EVER
>>67572710
Another Kvyat/Petrov in the making.
Holy shit that choke
Seriously, that was Massa 2008 tier
>>67572739
Think you mean 2007 Hamilton tier, Massa never choked in 2008 you stupid nigger, it was Ferrari.
>Markelov
Mixed bag really
>>NATOO
>>67572790
>sepang, dry race, running second to gimi
>spun and got stuck in the gravel trap
>silverstone, rain
>spun like 10 times
If you are not watching the GP2 race, shut up you fucking neo-Nazi
>>67572790
>Silverstone
Also Gasly choke hard like the average French man
Nice overtake
>gasly
>no wins for the last 3 years
>make or break year in gp2
>if he chokes, he's out
>if he wins, he's at toro rosso in f1
>starts from pole
>leads easily
>???
>CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE
>>67572825
Yeah, but Malaysia was worse. That was one of the chokes that lost him the title. That was 8 points he threw away because he couldn't into car without traction control
>>67572848
Told you, or was it another finn?, that he will deflate
Seems GP3 will be rainy
>>67572872
Here's the spin.
lol is it just finnish people watchign gp2
>Gasly
way to kill your career even though you have a certain F1 drive lined up assuming you don't choke
GP2 is memetastic and fantastic
>>67572975
Just wait for GP3 in the rain.
>safety car finish
Fug :D
Do we have a new >Villeneuve on our hands :DD
GANADA :DDDDDD
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67572958
How do you even spin at those corners???
Is Gasly actually 15?
lmao what a babyface
>>67573088
> normie alarm
>961 days since Gasly won a single seater race
that's nothing on Nick '0 single seater wins this millenium' Heidfeld
>>67573098
Accelerated too hard, too soon.
That was the second race since traction control had been banned. Massa was already struggling and moaning during testing.
>Sirotkin's spin
Russia must now respond to Nato getting so close to our borders.
>>67573190
>NATO cucked Russia
Bretty gud reis to be honest perhe
>Red bull has one of the worst engines
>1 year old Renault engine
>drivers are a baby and a bully
>still be 3rd and 4th
>Williams has the best engine
>drivers are an experienced multiple GP winner and a cold blooded talented finn
>Still be shit
Really, can't believe Williams are so shit given the drivers and engine they have. After watching them in 2014 I really hoped they could get back to where they belong, but they are either naturally shit or they're as autistic as Ron Benis.
>>67573453
red bull have the money to create a mercedes-beating chassis
williams have less than a quarter of red bull's budget
>>67573603
i don't think the chassis is their biggest issue though. they seem to make way more strategic and operational errors than other teams (like just today they fucked up massa's timing). money is a pretty small factor in that respect.
Fukuzumi for the win! Come on, jap!
GP3 stream anyone?
Hope rosberg injures himself this weekend
>>67573966
12d5d78a8451c9e8acf6e09435f1ec81e4dc5a52
>>67572036
5PA1N
>>67574004
he'll get pink eye again. something about a scat fetish
>>67574004
you really want a third consecutive hamilton championship?
>>67574016
thanks finbro
Would you? Personally I would
>>67574135
i prefer buemi's cousin 2bh
>>67574135
of course i would. i don't think many people on 4chan are in a position to turn down any girl who is not obese or deformed.
>>67574135
Would.
What does she race?
>>67574185
GP3, racing right now
>>67574185
GP3, car #10
>>67574182
>projection
>>67574255
This. My sister is hot af
>>67574255
sure but do you disagree?
>>67574213
Cute
>tfw no single seater gf
>>67574274
pics?
>>67574343
i don't agree with the blanket statement, sure you're probably correct for some but i imagine there's more 'normal' people here than you think
>>67574345
but if you had a gf she wouldn't be single
>>67574274
>can I be your sister?
if i had a gf i'd make her watch f1 with me
>bullies on 2nd and 3rd
This has to yamete
>>67574135
I want to sniff her armpit t b h
>rain in 5 min
>>67574404
We could rally. Or I'd be her engineer.
still no rain
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67574482
you'd sniff fittipaldi's arse if someone told you he was a woman
>>67574135
>14th
not bad for a girl 2bh
wow gp3 a shit
>no rain
So, apparently Gutierrez was pretty good in GP3.
Why is he so mediocre in F1?
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>>67574541
sexist faggot
don't forget about the pay-gap, it's an automatic 3 positions up because of her lack of male privilege
>>67574482
before or after the race?
>>67574541
she started in 12th
>>67574549
because hes fucking shit
Will Buxton said it coincided with the switch to Pirelli tires and apparently has yet to adapt or some other excuse
He probabably just had less competition in GP3 or maybe he is more comfortable at lower speeds
Ive never seen him drive in a way that he actually looks even relatively confident
Leclerc in Ferrari in 2019
Looks like it's going to be Leclercwinslol in GP3
>>67574549
He had one great season in GP3 thanks to a combination of things. Driving for ART, previous experience in F3, racing against a weak and relatively unexperienced grid. It was also GP3's first season and things were pretty crazy, every other race would turn into a wreckfest with two or three cars rolling over. Gutierrez had Bianchi and Bottas as his teammates in F3 the previous season and got absolutely trashed
>>67574991
>>67574669
Yeah, Buxton hyped him too much then.
ROS HAM AMX?
>>67572036
Kindly keep your soccer faggotry out of F1 threads.
Thank you.
Thank you.
>>67575276
HAM ROS VET
Ferrari failed today because of the heat but the forecast tomorrow is for lower temperatures so it should be back to normal.
>>67575276
ROS VES RAI
Because why the fuck not.
>>67575584
but Ferrari has been really good in hot temperatures as of late, in Bahrain they were closest to the Mercs
also see Bahrain and Hungary last season
>>67575620
VES HAM BOT desu mate
>>67575674
I doubt any williams will be close to top 5 at all unless the rest kill themselves.
>>67575708
the race in my head is quite the crazy one, a william is going to be on the podium
>>67575728
team willy wins four years after maldonado did.
;_;
>>67575772
williams isnt winning shit tomorrow, just getting on the podium, no one, no mortal or god can stop the mad max meme magic tomorrow
>>67575803
Amx is a shit starter, hopefully it's better in the RBR.
>>67575872
he isnt going to take the lead into turn 1 mate, you just have to wait and see what happens tomorrow
meme magic
how hard is Tricky Ricky gonna get bullied tomorrow?
>>67575889
>he isnt going to take the lead into turn 1 mate
He is.
anyone else thoroughly enjoying the downfall of kiffyat?
>>67576177
not really, it's a bit depressing because i dont think hes a bad guy
>>67576177
>>67576186
Meh, he doesn't deserve it personally but he kind of does deserve it as a driver based on skill. It's embarrassing for him but Red Bull is already being proven that they made the right call
Kvyat would have qualified behind the Ferraris or something
>>67576177
I agree with >>67576186 and >>67576260
I'm happy for Max and I'm sure he'll be doing alright, but I feel bad for Kyvat too
>>67575019
Yeah, also
>"Gutiérrez dominated the whole season as he scored 10 times out of the 16 races, with 8 podium finishes and 5 wins"
Against a relatively shitty field with really not that many drivers who went onto become anything notable afterwards. Even the results he got might not have warranted a championship for him against a stronger field like e.g 2015
Basically just got lucky which inflated his performance
>43 race starts
>6 career points
>>67573149
blame Prost
>http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/verstappen-sr-steps-back-from-managing-max-736510/
>isn't allowed in the garage
>ragequits
>>67576762
He IS allowed to get in the garage, he just doesn't want to be their anymore because he thinks Max doesn't need his help anymore.
>>67575674
MSC BIA KUB desu
>>67576762
Good move though. Jos is a crazy person and Max is basically already where he needs to be in his career, Jos has done his job. He said his goal for Max is to get him a race-winning car and he's more or less there now and in such a position that he will probably have to fight harder to leave than to stay, which isn't too common for a driver in his 2nd season.
Keke was quite involved in Nico's early career as well, even set up his own GP2 team basically for Nico and stayed very close to him, and then backed off when he made it to F1. Hamilton's dad didn't let go and Hamilton had to fire his own father lmao.
>lolshumacherwins
>lolvettelwins
>lolhamiltonwins
>lolverstappenwins
>>67576942
>lolverstappenwins
not happening, amx is the most overrated driver of the the last 16 years
>>67576983
this
>>67576983
>>67577000
t. lewis 'I can't get past this guy' hamilton
>>67576942
Let me guess, 2009 is your favorite season
>>67577003
>implying i like hamilton
no thanks
>>67577003
>if you think max is overrated you must be a hamilton fan
just like that, the dutch become the worst posters in /f1/
>>67577028
err
t. jenson 'massive understeer' button
>>67577048
hothead like you MUST be a fatjohn fan
>>67577083
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nice work fom
>>67577176
the Renaults are so shit they might as well be invisible desu
Spain: Rosberg will lead into turn 1. MAD AMX will try to overtake Hamilton and crashes him out. Rosberg cruises to easy victory.
Rosberg 125 - Hamilton 57
Monaco: Hamilton will tap a barrier during the race while chasing Rosberg who started from pole. DNF for the nigger.
Rosberg 150 - Hamilton 57
Canada: The two Mercs battle for the entire race, but Hamilton can't find a way past and Rosberg wins with Hamilton second.
Rosberg 175 - Hamilton 75
The gap is now 100 points and Hamilton is still going to have 10 place grid penalties later in the season for the 3rd reprimand and engine problems.
>mfw
>>67577476
>hamilton quits for 2017, comes back for ferrari in 2018, replacing raikonnen, promptly gets BTFO by vettel every race, and then retires by 2020 after three years of shame
i'm even a hamilton fan, but this does seem like the likeliest scenario
>>67577532
Why would Ferrari hire a nigger though?
Worst publicity ever.
>>67577554
it's like tradition; WDC's spend their waning days in a ferrari
>>67577554
Because they want the SJW audience, maybe?
>>67577554
This. China is one of their biggest markets. That's one of the reasons they'll keep Gimi for next year. Star Wars failed in China because they cast a nigger in one of the roles - what would happen to Ferrari if they hired a nigger driver?
Also, they've publicly said many times in the past that Hamilton doesn't interest them in the slightest.
>>67577532
Ferrari would never hire a nigger. They care about aesthetic.
>>67577675
ferrari cares more about their drivers being marketable than anything. hamilton is one of the most popular drivers on the grid
>>67577675
>nico hit me
>>67577764
Just driiiiiiiive!
>>67577675
>ferrari "HIP-HOP" cap
>Mfw even though Hamilton is on pole someone will crash in to him or he'll have a failure
The gods have deemed him unworthy this year there's no way he's getting through this race clean.
>>67577594
not even /pol/ but it's true. Chinese people REALLY hate black people. Also a very large percentage of them in big cities are literally drug dealers so it's somewhat understandable. I've been in a Beijing taxi with a fluent Chinese speaker who asked the driver about his opinion on black people and he says that he will not pick them up because they don't belong in China, and he said that this sort of thought is normal for Chinese people because every Chinese person who has ever encountered one knows that they are either violent or criminals lol.
Even in Beijing or Shanghai, which are easily the most liberal areas of the mainland (you can even see gays and lesbians holding hands and being gay in the open in some places which is interesting considering its you know.. China), a Chinese woman dating a black man is 100% unforgivable, like not acceptable in any circle except for whatever fringe SJW's China might have. Even dating white men is frowned upon but its nowhere near the level of stigma of dating a black guy.
Hollywood's forced diversity in the form of black people is going to cause big harm to them in the future when they finally accept the fact that they actually just make blockbusters for the Chinese audience. (1.3 bln people in China vs. 250 mil in USA, obviously a superior market).
Point being, Hamilton probably won't be signed to Ferrari. Then again he is a "clean" black guy with relatively pale skin and not a true AFRICAN BULL but he has no real marketing worth there, unlike Kimi (for whatever reason). Chinese people barely even know where Finland is from my experience.
I'm from the future.
>>67577957
The fuck is Guernsey
>>67578044
>44
>>67578044
Doubles confirm it will happen
>>67577957
Nah he will choke the start like the other two starts from pole he's had. People talk about his season like he's had awful luck but this is in fact his 3rd pole of the season and the previous two he fucked up on his own accord. Granted he had incidents afterwards but the incidents wouldn't have happened had he gotten a regular start, or even a start as good as Rosberg's.
>>67578045
It's basically not-Mexico
>>67578088
Doubles checked
>>67578088
Whether he chokes or whatever else happens he's still gonna lose. It's just fun imagining what the next fuck up will be. I go into each race weekend thinking "alright let's see what this one has in store".
Didn't watch qualy, how was Massa cucked?
>>67578139
He's had so much success in his career that it's good to see him struggle every once in a while. A lap like today shows that he really is a top driver though but it's still enjoyable and everyone knows he's miles ahead of Rosberg on most circuits
I'm just waiting for it to reach critical mass. I think the longest he's gone without winning a race in his whole career is like 10 races so it would be nice to see that "record" be broken this season just because his reactions are so priceless and he might actually start crying
>>67578037
Gimi has white skin and blond hair. Both Mikas and Heikki were big in Japan and China, too.
>>67578206
Williams strategy call, once again. Timed his run wrong and he didn't have time/fuel/tires for one more lap.
>>67578206
feeling depressed about his hair, the team fitted him with a valderama wig which got sucked in and blocked the turbo
>>67578206
Williams fucked up his timing. Even though we could only see his eyes he was super pissed.
How do you even fuck that up? There's a big ass clock there that tells you how long you've got.
>>67578139
A lot of the stuff that's happened wasn't even his fault
If Bottas hadn't cucked Lewis at the start he could've had a great chance at a win
He didn't have stellar moments in China but he did just about as well as he could given his situation
Russia saw him miss out on Q3 due to a mechanical failure
He's still got a lot of talent and he's gonna deliver the goods at some point this season. Whether it's tomorrow or in a month, Lewis will return to his winning ways.
I'm an Amx fanboy so you can trust that my opinion is unbiased
>>67578139
>>67578371
>forgot to mention that bottas cucked lewis in Bahrain but my point still stands
>>67578338
>valderama wig
holy fucking kek
>this was supposed to be Ferrari year
>they chocked all their chances so far
>red bull is one engine upgrade away from destroying Ferrari
>both RB drivers are better than both Ferrari drivers
>>67578371
I'm indifferent to him, I mean he's obviously not a bad driver. It's just been one thing or another with him and it's been interesting to see what the next thing will be.
Honestly I'd just quite like to see Mercedes as a whole be reigned in by other teams.
>>67578206
his lap in q1 was shit, he blamed it on non-existent traffic getting in his way
then when he came back into the pits the team couldn't refuel his car and get it back out on a new set of tyres quick enough
>>67578420
I TOLD YOU BRO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67578371
Bottas didn't cuck Lewis, Lewis cucked himself by turning in on Bottas
>>67578470
Nando was right as always.
Trusting McLaren to delivery a decent car was a bigger mistake though. But I guess he probably knew this too and felt like taking a risk
>>67578514
35M Euros ain't no risk, my friend.
>>67578574
He's essentially on a really well paid holiday around the world before he retires. Pretty sweet deal t.b.h.
>>67578604
>pretty sweet deal
I think it's embarrasing to him
just check
>GP2 ENGINE
>LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR
>>67578604
Jenson's been doing that for some years now.
>>67578647
Jenson is way cheaper than Nando though, fucker even took a huge cut so they wouldn't replace him for KMag.
>>67578633
Sure if you have hopes to get a WDC it might be annoying but he will soon realize that that's impossible.
F1 is in a shitty era right now. Lots of fat old (relatively speaking) guys who suck with sweet rides.
>>67578790
Name one except Kimi.
>Canadian opinions and insight
>>67578880
gimi is faster than vettel
>>67578790
>Nico & Lewis 30 & 31
>RBR has an 18 year old and a 26 year old
>Vettel is only 28, Kimi is doing very well this year
>21 & 22 year old in STR
>Bottas is 26, Felipe is proving more than a match for him despite his age
>two of the four oldest drivers on the grid are in a team that only just made Q3 for the first time in a year and a half
>all other teams are irrelevant but all have drivers under 30
>>67579090
Kimi is in his late 40s though so he's pretty old
>>67579128
He's 36 senpai
>>67578514
Meh. Taking into consideration the rate of development (McLaren are now officially Q3-tier, at least almost, compared to worse-than-Sauber last year), they will be pretty decent next year.
Ferrari has no chance of doing anything new this year. They'll get a few wins, finish runner up if Red Bull doesn't cuck them and then they'll try again next year. It's what Alonso went through as well. I don't think Ferrari is incompetent. I think they actually worked incredibly hard and threw everything they could think of at this car to make it better but it's just not enough.
I'd say the chances of who wins a title next between McLaren and Ferrari is about 50-50. Ferrari IS closer and has been closer for a long time but their next realistic chance is going to be 2017, at which point, compounded with the new reg changes, McLaren might be competitive as well. And there is no reason at all to think that MWL won't continue, and if it does, Ferrari will be grinding dat eternal 2nd which is the reason/""reason"" Alonso left in the first place, so he's kind of right.
Alonso also does seem a bit more relaxed and positive and his relationship with McLaren actually seems somewhat decent compared to how he was with Ferrari
>>67579181
Hah yeah I was just kidding, I know he's actually in his late 50s, which is pretty impressive for a guy in his late 60s.
I wonder if he'll still be racing in 10 years when he's in his late 80s.
>>67579181
he's 46, he just has an excellent skincare regimen
>>67578044
True real future coming through.
>>67579353
lot's of jej
>>67579353
>Nico still wins Monaco
>>67579353
You can have my trips
>>67579578
Is it even possible to crash into a wall at greater than 100 km/h at Abu Dhabi?
>>67579353
>braz17
>>67579578
lel
>>67579635
Ask Giles
>>67579635
Nicole will sleep with Alonso and Hamilton will commit sudoku.
>>67578044
Keep dreaming.
On a trouble free day like today Lewis is at least .2s faster than Nico. Starting from pole he is going to win a lot of races this year, I still think he will take the championship, nico should have been ditched after 2014 desu
>>67579711
*Gilles
you retard
Indy race at Indy road course just started senpai, under yellow after first turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAihXcMpvz8
>>67579811
nice
same layout of f1? That was a goat race
>>67579811
Indy cars have a 360 camera on them? That's pretty cool they should put those on F1 cars too.
>muh aerodynamics will be ruined
Bernie would love it
>>67579843
New layout.
>>67579811
>WILL FUCKING POWER
>>67579353
This would literally make my life worth living
Just as long as it is an unforced error caused by Hamilton himself that causes him to retire at Abu Dhabi
>>67579914
Rossi bullying lol
>>67579914
That was fantastic
>>67579914
I turned it on just as he span out
What caused the yellow flag?
>Pagenaud cant stop winning
>>67580030
Indy drivers being Indy drivers
>>67579934
He starts congratulating himself and team 2/3ths into the race as he drives 1st place and forgets to steer, getting himself killed.
>>67579871
Nice English flag lad
All these obnoxious fucking ads. I'm closing the stream, fuck this.
>>67580277
>Not using adblock
>fell asleep before quali
>just woke up
>read through the old threads
>everyone praising amx for beating ricky in q1 and q2
kek
>>67578044
>abl
>>67579353
>>67579934
>>67580140
>these ABLs getting buttblasted as fuck
>>67580321
>adblock blocks tv ads
columbia why are you such a retard?
>>67580432
Whoops dunno why the >abl is there
But yeah
>ABLs
>>67580277
That is seriously a lot of fucking ads.
I'm switching to the brazilian coverage
15 bongs lads?
>>67580517
you
why is this so funny?
>>67580378
Ricky used a secret button in q3 Helmut Marko said
/r/ ameribro with the webms
>>67580599
because one or both of them are guaranteed to be replaced next season
>>67580766
Neither are. Sainz is a huge talent and Kyvat a good driver.
>>67580701
>filename
kek
> watching Indy when you could be watching Eurovision with your sister
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
>>67581135
The girl from Baku was properly /thick/ desu but why should I watch this crap over some nice Indycar action with mad max 1.0 and future F1 prodigy A. Rossi?
>>67581135
If I had a qt sis you can guarantee I'd be smelling her cooch right now. We can't all be as fortunate as you, vacation-taking Nederlander
>>67581354
Solely because of the sister.
Do some bonding, lad.
>>67581407
ffs Dutchs stop inbreeding, that's Austria's job
>>67581509
Bonding, not breeding. God, Germany not everything is about the preserverance of our race.
looking forward to a hamilton win tomorrow lads
>>67579353
it will happen
cap this
>>67582581
me 2 lad
>>67582581
same here
>Lewis Hamilton back in his rightful place with a well deserved pole
>a chink kangaroo wins EUROvision tonite
>MWL tomorrow
fml
>>67580605
Secret button? Nah. Been waiting all weekend for Ricciardo to pull his Q3 heroics and smack that little bitch down. Anything before Q3 don't mean shit...
>>67582986
FUCK OFF CROFTY
>>67583156
how will you feel when memestappen beats him.in.the race?
>>67583156
If it really makes your weekend better, i'm happy for you.
>tfw Rosberg will have a great start and be first into the first corner
>>67583727
When max divebombs down the inside and takes off dan's front wing?
I'll just giggle
>>67583832
Such is the life of a abo/anglokike-crossbreed. :^)
> tfw I was the only one who posted the vlc link today
> tfw I only did it because it hadn't changed, I don't actually know where people usually pull it from
> tfw 100% chance Hanno's ip changes tomorrow
I'm so fucked.
>>67583945
a fin posted it earlier
>>67583976
Probably reposted from "mine"
>>67583945
Why are you fucking with Henno?
>We are ahead of Williams, Force India, Ferrari in terms of chassis side
>ahead of ferrari's chassis
jesus fernando, just stop.
>>67571697
Thanks m8. After just having wasted like 4 hours on the jewrovision anti-putin contest I needed a laugh.
>>67572304
Holy fuck is there a beer drafting championship? Sign me up for drinking all those, we wouldn't let them go to waste now would we.
Rosberg will take out Hamilton on the first turn.
Mercedes will switch Rosberg with Wehrlein. Wehrlein will win the championship.
>>67572304
Looks like he's pretty shit at that, the one he's poured is half head
>>67584480
that would never get served in any bar here
>>67584448
I was thinking something similar. RB have perhaps opened pandoras box, those drastic driver changes mite be a thing in the future.
Of course they wouldn't change a championship contender tough, neither kiwi nor VES were one either.
Now don't reply with I was just joking nazi.
>>67584553
it will be an unique move desu. Red bull HAD to make Verstappen since with the big team otherwise they'd have lost him to Ferrari or Mercedes.
They just waited an excuse to act. Kvyat helped them.
>you're in the pitlane and this guy slaps your cars driving seat
What do?
[spoiler]I wanted a badass picture of VES and googled verstappen shirtless, I'm probably on some pedo list now. Can't wait for sharia to make pedophilia legal m8s.[/spoiler]
>>67584686
have a chat with helmet marko and get him deported back to toro rosso
>>67584686
>[spoiler]
Last digits reveal the winner
>>67584857
>7
>Gimi
<3
>>67584686
Find a qt Russian billionaire and create Blyat-Lada F1
vettel a shit
>>67584988
Ricky is a generous god
>>67584909
>tfw gimi is the reason why sauber will fold this season
>>67585152
u eot binland?
current drivers rankings based on pure skill:
THE GOAT
>Lewis 'blessed' Hamilton
GOD TIER
>Daniel 'tricky rickster a.k.a. the bully' Ricciardo
>Fernando 'GP2 Engine' Alonso
DEMI-GOD TIER
>Max 'Amd' Verstappen
GOOD TIER
>Sebastian 'grazzi ragazzi a.k.a. the finger boy' Vettel
ONE HIT WONDER/TIME TO RETIRE TIER
>Jenson 'the slutmaster' Button
>Kimi 'gimi' Raikkonen
BETA TIER
>Felipe 'baby' massa
>Nico 'Secondberg' Rosberg
YOUNG PROMISE TIER
>Carlos 'cant overtake' Sainz
>Pascal 'Negro Schumi' Wehrlein
ETERNAL PROMISE TIER
>Nico 'questionable fashion sense no podium man' Hulkenberg
CAREER RUINED TIER
>Daniil 'The russian torpedo' Kvyat
>Sergio 'le occasional podium man' Perez
>Felipe 'Nassa' Nasr
>Marcus 'Eric's son' Ericsson
ASIAN TIER
>Rio 'Hairyanus' Haryanto
I actually like Crofty
I just wish he didn't talk about Hamilton so much
>>67585726
Half of me wants Sky to troll the fans by kicking Crofty out and bringing Legard back in when Sky gets the exclusive F1 rights in 2019.
>>67577003
well, he is a 3 time WDC
while your meme driver is a spoiled kid of a B-tier driver
>>67585726
He only does that tough when le epic black man is winning.
I don't mind him when Firstberg is doing his magic, Ted on the other hand is a toxic cunt that can't grant anyone else a win other than the guy whos banging his wife.
>>67579353
>Lewis' face when
Love the Monaco race too
>Grosjean "all but confirmed" to make NASCAR debut at Sonoma
Hype as hell for this, hasn't been a spectacle/one-off driver in a while.
>>67587866
"I'm coming for you, Ricky Bobby"
KEK
>>67571719
GIMI :DDD
>>67572045
>If Hamilton takes a year off, who will replace him at Merc?
Alonso will literally do whatever it takes.
>>67576186
>purposefully crashes into driver who bullied him the race before
>nice guy
>>67589216
perrier car when
Based Werdum representin
>>67591578
Does this 'Ayrton' have something to do with choco senna?
>>67571775
blyat is finished. i think at the end of the year he himself will do whatever he can to get cut from RB.
everytime i see him talk he looks like he's going to burst into tears.
>>67571903
I think it's now or never for Rosberg. Heck, even if he fucks up a little bit Hamilton might still snatch it.
>>67585620
you forgot the renault and haas drivers my friend
drove v8 race car today
>you will never be a race driver and get paid to race fast
>>67593000
you're a cunt frosty
>>67593000
nice trips bazza
how was it?
Je suis
>>67591578
He went to sleep just like him
>>67593939
god tier desu
>>67593000
nice trips Blanchard
>>67594120
>'when you see a gap, you have to punch for it, or else you not a fighter'
Where do people get links to streams from? I hate being dependent on you faggots.
>>67594423
>>67594423
eplsite.com
>>67594432
That's worse than "you faggots".
>>67594448
Well, the faggots put ok quality stream links there, major dick connoisseur Henno more specifically.
I don't like the hassle of closed forum lurking.
You can get stream from dedicated sites, but it's also a hassle because it's not any more reliable than some retards in some retard site.
>>67594477
I can't even lurk it. It's interface is fucking retarded to me and the search function worthless. I can't make my way around it, combined with the frustration I get from reading Plebbit replies it's just not worth it.
>>67594446
Thanks, I'll try it out.
>>67594537
Well, the trick is that you don't need to search anything. It being reddit, everything is spoonfeeded to you.
You go to /r/formula1 and they'll have a thread sitckied for practice, quali, and race, go into the thread and one of the comments is a mod/bot that starts a chain of "put streams here".
That's it, it's the only reason I use reddit.
Allahu ackbar my friends and good day to you, how are you all today?
>>67594629
My right arm is limp.
>>67594647
I'll send over hamilton
>>67594423
henno
I liked it better when I could watch F1 without fear of being tied up
Dubs and Hamilol DQed due to technical failure.
>>67594799
Thank you.
>>67594799
Nice.
>>67594799
i hope meme magic is real
What time does the race start?
>>67594868
4bongs
>>67594890
Thanks friend.
>>67594844
>44
Checked
gp2 now
>>67594799
Oh bby, yes pls.
>>67595018
Lynn vs Gasly for the win. I can't wait to see Gasly fuck this up.
>>67595018
Stream? I forgot to note which one of all saved ones was the right one.
>At some point in the past, Marciello was genuinely in contention for a Ferrari seat
It's amazing how much things can change in two years
>you just want the chicken
Oh shit, now I want KFC
>evans outperforms markelov in russian time
>leaves the team
>joins campos
>way behind both RT cars
JUST
>>67595108
Don't ever post anime again on my watch
So who's supposed to jump from here to F1 in the near future? It seems whatever seat is open is already decided though.
>>67595229
How has pee pee two been lads?
>>67595238
Listen well. I'm the only one who is allowed to post anime in /f1/ and get punished for it. I won't allow anyone else to become /f1/s fuckboy.
Got it?
>>67595238
Gasly -> Toro Rosso
Lynn -> Williams
Sirotkin -> Rotenberg F1
Latifi -> Haas
>we GP2 QUALITY now
Classic GP2 crash, wasn't it.
huge shunt.
Criminal move by Gelael
>safety car finish
Gasly still didn't win :D
gelael still going
absolute madman
>>67595255
Really don't think Gasly will make it to F1.
>That replay
All things considered Giovinazzi got incredibly lucky considering that only his nose cone clipped Pic's car. It would have been a lot worse otherwise
>>67595255
>>67595295
Gasly really isn't showing to be anything great. I mean I don't know if Red Bull has anyone else, or if it's worth to keep Kvyat for a 3rd year so in that sense he might get a Toro Rosso drive.
He really isn't being that impressive though considering how good of a car/team he has now
How are you guys watching GP2.
>>67595173
Nigger
>>67595318
the light emitted by my telly goes through my eyeball
or
lying in my bed
>>67595336
Fuck you
>Indonesian drivers
Gelael banned when? That's some xbox tier squeezing, what's the point? There's like 3 moves towards the left despite knowing he doesn't have the pace to keep him behind forever, or even for that straight
>>67595310
Surprised there isn't some Armco barrier stuff in that corner honestly, the stuff they have in Russia etc. Tire barriers work but they seem a bit low-tech for a circuit that not only hosts F1 but just about every racing series ever and is probably in constant use.
The gravel trap did fuck all to slow him down as well as he got launched by the curb of that track extension part lol. Can't wait for someone to die at this corner in F1 and for the FIA to mandate an additional 2 chicanes for sector 3
>>67595318
Ziggo Sport knaap
>>67595353
> dat gevoel wanneer KPN
>>67595361
Heb ook KPN mijn neger, ben recentelijk overgestapt van UPC voordat het Ziggo werd.
Volgens mij had ik anders Ziggo Sport gratuit gehad.
>>67595353
>>67595361
>>67595371
>tfw I will never know how to speak Dutch
Bad feels
porsche supercup on yurosport
>>67595418
I get to Europe semi-regularly, learned a tiiiiiny bit of German in primary school and dated a Belgian girl for a while. I can go to Germany for two weeks and come back with a slightly increased vocabulary - it sinks in a little for me. Yet no matter how hard I tried to learn Dutch when I was with the Flemish girl it was in one ear and out the other and I don't know why that is, lol - I was trying way harder than I would at German, and they're not massively different languages.
>>67595418
Ja, dat is taaie schijt jongen.
>>67595418
You're not missing out on anything
fingers crossed vettel drives into someone today
>>67595565
Still hoping that Verstappen takes out Vettel or Vettel takes out Hamilton
>>67595565
>it's kimi
dubs and the nigger's car explodes
>>67595565
Dubs and Mercedes drivers hit eachother.
>>67595633
Thank you God.
>>67595633
ppplllleeeeeeaaassseeeeee god
>>67595633
HAPPENING
Gelael's tweets after the race
>"After the penalty yesterday, started my race 17th and finished 13th. Positive vibes all round. Thanks everyone for the support. #Vamos"
>"Brothers off and on the track. I dont know what you guys are on about. But we are better than ever. #Bromance"
The ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>positive vibes
the new crashtor is born
>gelel
>>67595633
AMX DUBS, VICTORY CONFIRMED
STREAM LINK?
>>67595694
http://178.62.70.56/hls/live.m3u8 still works
>>67595625
Can we end this meme.
Hamilton is white.
Niggers can't drive.
>>67595685
Gelael is like the exact opposite to Haryanto, who's timid, boring, languid, nerveless, and drives like a pussy.
Rather have him stealing tax payer's money for a drive.
>>67595740
I think you mean niggers can't *swim*
>it's for my girlfriend
>>67587866
hey i have bumped with that car before,
>>67595767
Ha! I was just watching that.
>>67595633
screenshotting just in case
Why does croft talk as if he has ever driven fast?
>>67585620
>current drivers rankings based on pure memebility
ftfy
Tricky Ricky gonna get the W today fellas.
Book it
/f1/ the last week
>>67585620
>hamilel
>GOAT
lolno, nigger pls go. He's the ultimate car babby. Alonso is ten times the driver ham will ever be.
>>67595804
Agreed, he's in form
>>67585620
Vettel, Ricciardo and Alonso are better than Hamilton.
>>67595767
>and her son
>>67595835
>and her boyfriend
>>67595633
COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE
R.I.P. in peace Laura Kravitz :-(
>>67595863
shell be fine.
So here is what is going to happen in the race
Promising start from Red Bulls, MAYBE even a 1-2 lead into first corner, look like theyre on course for a win. First round of pitstops, Mercs pull out the undercut and end up 1.5 seconds ahead of the Red Bulls by putting in 1-2 "engine turned up" laps and then the race will be essentially over with 40 laps of cruise control
>>67595863
Lenny must be devastated.
NEED a spanish bf
Fuckin Hamilcuck on the truck
Sup lads
I've missed FP1,2,3 + quali.
Heard that
Ferrari a shit in quali
Amx almost bullied the bully
>Williams
1st berg btfo'd by stillirise as expected
what else did i miss?
>>67595863
i suddenly thought it was ted's wife
if anyone is wondering she was his grandma
>>67595913
williams strategy
wtf hamilnigger
He is actually all the way there by himself on the truck
So austisic, even kimi is with the lads down there
>>67595917
>williams
where is stream
ALL YA NYUKKAS BE READY FOR NANDO, NAMISAYIN?
>>67595914
So did I
Damon Hill is the most useless driver ever. His father was good tho.
>>67595954
that stream is fucked, lad
>>67595980
your internet is fucked
>>67595980
you don't save the file
you paste the url to vlc
>>67595987
>mfw finally get fibre and 100mbps down
>still not good enough for f1 streams
>>67595980
It's perfect
>>67595991
its vlc stream link for Henno's stream, tard
>>67595995
unless you meant henno is a nigger faggot
>>67595998
want to pinch your cheeks
>>67595987
get fucked
>>67595995
no shit
>>67596002
get fucked
>>67596007
which he is tbf
>>67596011
Just the left one. Right side of head is kill from getting headbutted in soccer
LE HASHTAG
hate that fucking shit
>>67595972
he was okay at brm, wouldn't have won the wdc in '68 had clark not died, and went to shit after that, as he wouldn't give it up after he broke his legs. he is also effectively a murderer.
>>67595987
straya cunt
>>67595913
Hamilton shit weekend
FP1, FP2, FP3, Q1
Hamilton activates chocolate Senna mode
Q2, Q3
In other news the wind got blown out of vestappens hype train when Danny Ric put him in his place.
>>67596021
Yeah but he was still one of the better drivers on the grid.
This stream is a bit fucked though
the future of amx
MAD AMX
The stream keeps dying.
>>67596040
i think its sky having a meltdown
HE IS NOT REAL
HE A HOLOGRAM
THEY ARE OUT TO GET US
>streams
>NEW THREAD >>67596050
>NEW THREAD >>67596050
>NEW THREAD >>67596050
>>67595620
>soon.jpg
>"for sure"
Amd amx already using F1 lingo.
>>67596073
>amx already using F1 lingo
Obviously.
>>67595903
10/10 post my man
>>67595633
Magical Dubs.
Hamlelton fault
>>67595633
Meme magic did it again!
>>67570517
Shitberg crashes
>>67595633
MEME MAGIC IS STRONG IN THIS BOARD
DUBS WILLED IT!
>>67595633
DUBS WILLED IT!
>>67595633
DUBS WILLED IT!
>>67595633
>>67595633
FUCKING BASED
>the city of mercedes
>>67595633
what the fuck
>>67595633
CANT WAKE UP
>>67595633
MEM MAGIC
>Sky trying to defend Hamilton
Hamilton needs to be switched with a mercedes junior team, Williams?
>>67595633
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Niki Lauda = Hamiltons fault
>>67595633
SO
FUCKING
BASED
>>67595633
meme magic is real
>>67595633
teach me
>>67595633
>dub meme magic literally made them crash
>>67595633
THE DUBS ARE REAL
MAX DOES IT AGAIN