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Extreme speed edition
The first post is mine.
second is mine
FIRST FOR RUSSIA
What is faster than the speed of light?
How do I tinder?
>>59399312
but the first dubs are mine
Also, just a quick reminder that I'm slowly turning into a chode
>>59399332
>off by one
Check these digits though.
>>59399301
Ukraine deserved the win desu
>>59399328
btfo
first dubs for the day
>>59399332
New Latvia
>>59399330
You need a normiebook
>>59399329
lithuanian when he sees unguarded tractors
>>59399329
Your buthurt
>>59399329
A roach with a knife
>>59399348
off by four, ah atleast you can try next time good luck, lad!
>>59399355
noice
>>59399355
very good
>>59399329
Cherenkov radiation
>>59399211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSEbFxt3xzc
Aussies got 4th place in the viewer votes
Poland 3rd
Ukraine 2nd
Russia 1st
>>59399329
Estonia's internet speeds
>>59399355
Every time an Australian gets dubs, a puppy dies.
>>59399355
noticed :^)
Do you think Australia will be in Eurovision again next year?
>ywn be aesthetic
Don't know how we came second, isn't Eurovision just a bunch of cliques voting for each other?
>>59399436
Nah they were invited guests by the winner of last year? I think?
>>59399442
>off by two
Weak.
>>59399360
You cheeky cunt.
>>59399442
damn it i missed
>>59399436
hope not
dubs NOW
>>59399436
You were only meant to stay if you won the first year, so yeah you'll be back
>>59399441
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/aesthetic-judgment/#2.2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
Me irl
>>59399472
Thanks buddy ))))
I missed this whole Eurovision, was Belarus in it?
Belarus a cute.
has /balt/ always been this busy?
>>59399494
nice
>>59399504
belaruse literally had an mlp song
>>59399540
>>59399449
We got invited back 'cause why not essentially. SBS, the channel that broadcasts it, is a member of the EBU tho and that seems to pretty much be the sole requirement (see: Israel, all the mohammedan countries etc)
>>59399570
why
>>59399570
>slavs
>>59399570
No baltic Degeneration i see.
I like what i see.
>>59399570
>>59399576
So Australia will be always participating from now on?
>can't show palestine flag at euro vision
>can show israel flag at eurovision
what did they mean by this?
>>59399570
>implying those black and white Princess Molestia porn comics aren't the shit
>>59399674
That palestine gonna go extinct in a following year.
>>59399661
Nah
>>59399674
Id's a gonsbiracy! Jews rule de world! xDDD
>>59399661
Worst yet, we'll always be sending a PC performer
What a Playstation is to buy? Xbox360 may be rrod and the PS3 is finally broken. Wii is a piece of shit. So what is the least worst shopping? PC Nor is it because the game machine costs 2000e and gay anyway.
>>59399621
We have a better taste.
you know how i remember which flag is lithuanian and which is latvian
lithuanian flag looks like shit because its lithPOOania
>>59399698
>>59399714
Stop sending me mixed signals :(
>>59399745
oho
>>59399762
most people remember which is latvian and which is lithuanian by how they look 'cause they aren't mentally challenged
kek
>>59399756
I can work with that.
>>59399756
difference between mature and milf?
my balls are still hurting
>>59399829
One is a hot older lady and the other is sag galore.
>>59399817
lmao, why are Belarusians so raycciss
>>59399756
That German search "teen" No way its muslims right?
>>59399762
Rude Post.
>>59399791
Good post.
>>59399850
it's cancer lad
trust me
>>59399850
>google symptoms
>Its cancer
every time
>>59399791
yeah but no one knows where either are
literally had a baltic gf for a bit and i cannot remember whether she was from latvia or lithuania
>>59399939
>mentally challenged
brennt paris?
>>59399355
dubs are irrelevant, my friend
>>59399960
Alsace has good taste tbqh
>>59399960
based krauts
>>59400011
Their german is showing.
>>59400021
me on the right
>>59400004
off by four kenobi lmao
>>59400000
>>59400004
>off by 4
suck my dick cunt
>>59399960
>French
Every time
>>59400079
can I wager you never hit more than trips?
>>59400109
i hit ur mum :DDD
>gypsies
>walk past
>Somalis see me
>steal my bike
>try to run away
>immigrant nigger people caught up
>will take the money
>lose your virginity
>never again to indoor swimming pool.
>>59400116
What's wrong, champ?
>>59400138
THE BALLS
>>59400109
taci din gura
>>59400165
Lol at you, ya prolly got herpes m8
>a lithuanian girl will never BUST your BOLLOCKS with her feet
>>59400202
>herpes
Herpes is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) that any sexually active person can get.
>sexually active person can get.
>sexually active
>>59399960
I was expecting to see ”czech scat” there tBh
>>59400222
>a foreign namefag will never LEAVE this GENERAL
>>59400165
Your nutsack might be twisted, I know a guy that got surgery for that, it's a relatively simple fix. You might not be able to jack it for a couple weeks but you'll live m8.
>>59400222
If you'd like I could kick in the balls. Would that make you feel better?
Going to survey more planets in Stellaris lads..
>>59400244
Maybe you're just ill, go to the doctors
>all these undesirables itt
>>59400244
i have oral herpes and i have never done a sex
>>59400258
t. bruce
>>59400266
>testicular torsion
Even reading about it makes me cringe.
>>59400244
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchitis
I had this.
It sucked
>tumblr
>communism works
>even though it has never been tried
>>59400299
Yeah I heard it can be quite painful, which is why I'm always self conscious about how my balls are resting.
>>59400291
brojob doesn't count amirite
>>59400366
wonder how tall reviewbrah is
seems like he's got the big three
>>59400366
haha long boy
lads i was playing this game and now my chest still hurts 5 hours after
what do
>>59400400
just a prank bro
>>59400409
hes a big lad
>>59400415
long willy
>Select all images with a storefront.
Can someone say some interesting facts about Australia?
>>59400430
>not using legacy captcha
literally why
>>59400430
>Select all images with house numbers
>>59400488
No there are none
say it ain't so
Wieso feiern Amerikanern nicht Ostern?
>>59400488
This >>59400521, there are none.
However, there are many, many exciting and wondrous facts to be heard about NZ, I'll tell you that much!
>>59400488
It's pretty big and like 99% of it is desert
>dog did a shit in the hallway
>clean it up
>just as I'm done cleaning dog diarrheas again
>looking me right in the eye
Lads, I think my dog doesn't respect me.
>>59400550
A celebration, perhaps?
>>59400607
assert dominance
>>59400607
I don't respect you either
>>59400632
This.
>>59400490
>not having a pass
it has improved my life dramatically
>>59400608
perhaps
>>59400550
That'll be Warum Amerikaner feiert Ostern nict, you uncultured swine.
>>59400607
He wants you to shit on him.
>>59400653
Pertaining to that of the resurrection, I presume?
>>59400632
>>59400644
Should I shit in his bed while looking him in the eye?
>>59400670
>>59400550
Actually it would be warum feiern Amerikaner kein Ostern.
t. the half-German
>>59400704
What's wrong with my version?
>>59400704
>>59400670
STOP TALKING NAZI AND JUST A WEEK AFTER VICTORY DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>59400607
beat the shit out of that fucker
>>59400727
Firstly you used a singular form, second the grammatical structure is fucked up
>>59400733
t. Ivan Ivanov
>>59400670
that was awful
>>59400704
that was better and makes sense but sounds like shit
t. half swiss
>>59400693
pertaining more to eggs, nowadays.
>>59400727
its completely wrong you balt
SO AM I STILL WAITING FOR THIS WORLD TO STOP HATING?
>>59400762
That's invan invanovich ivanov
>>59400788
But i dont hate you
would you rape her /bantz/?
>>59400825
>12:22:22
нaйc
>>59400849
but i hate you scatvia
>>59400883
t. ivan
Whats the difrence between Lithuania and Latvia?
>>59400917
% of ruskies
>>59400868
i'd murder her in a back alley 2bh
>>59400917
mature vs. hentai
>>59400938
id rape her
>>59400917
Location of the tractors
not so depressed anymore lads
>>59400974
good lad
i've been riding a wave of positivity since started teetotaling
>>59400917
who are you?
>>59400868
I would like to punch her 2bh, her facial expressions are fucked.
>>59400999
Who are you?
>>59400999
Good trips
>>59400974
Have you found your Latvian twink named Yuri?
>spanish
CHIIIII
>>59401018
I'm pure balt Lithuanian
>>59401020
thanks
>>59400968
>id rape her
why? she's ugly
>>59400992
nice mang
haven't touched a drop of alcohol in 3 years
>>59401030
>scary yard decoration
>to improve your fishing
Sounds reasonable.
I'm an atheist.
Debate me.
>>59400974
You found yourself a gf?
>>59401048
Me too.
>>59400906
>t. 37484739474th pure irish
Why the fuck are you here, clown? Literally no one like you
>>59401070
Reminder that God exists and loves us all
>>59401099
lol god's a fag
>>59401073
nice
highfive
>>59401113
ur mums a fag lmoa
>>59401071
No, I'm still a loser, I've just become content with myself and started lifting as well as eating healthy again
>>59401056
>haven't touched a drop of alcohol in 3 years
i started studying again
hurts to think what i'd have got done with all that lost time but oh well
>>59401099
*tips mitre*
>>59401148
>started
It'll pass, don't worry.
/balk/
>>59401054
the hair is shit but other than that she looks qt
also i like black girls
>>59401058
haha... yeah
>>59401166
same here lad, never to late to improve yourself and situation
i'm watching the goosebumps movie :DDDDD
thoughts???
>>59401205
>lithuanian and gay
I doubt he's lithuanian tho. Those parades are full of foreign fags. Like that smug shit in the background.
>>59401233
i remember those pick your own choice goosebump books, those were cool
>>59401233
how bout you watch it with me big boy ;^)
>>59401233
Did you beware?
Are you in for a scare?
>>59401155
What, some form of sweet egg with a... surprise waiting inside?
Manche würden sagen... eine KINDER Überraschung?
can we get an exodia pepe?
What ever happened to the guy from Iceland did he got shot in US ?
>>59401294
yeah we streamed his funeral the other day
>>59401327
Glad i didnt miss it, wouldnt have been able to live with myself
>>59401327
Never liked him anyways..
>>59401363
haha
>>59401383
I'll show him this post when he's back
i want to die and be born estonian
>>59401327
all me
>>59401205
podai mne liubovta
>>59401274
What awaits inside? A surprise, oh my!
Open it up and give it a viddy, for you shall soon be feeling the pity!
>>59401421
Meh.. I think he already knew that..
What are the Baltic people's thoughts on the drink Dr Pepper?
Do anyone of you actually know fags personally? Cuz i dont and i dont even know who knows them.
>>59401500
I know you 2bh
>>59401498
he's not a real doctor
>>59401500
I know (You)
>>59401500
I know a couple of unironically gay dykes, AMA
>>59401500
when i went to uni there was a couple
never met a skinny one though, i think most were doing it out of desperation
in fact most were obese, honest.
Reminder to disregard nuslims and miggers!
>>59401498
i didnt like it
>>59401500
yes. i know this one queer who talks in an annoying voice and is always talking about muh oppression. always wears skirts too. hes also a jew
>>59401498
unironically best cola
>>59401599
don't you fucking dare
>>59401498
Too much time traveling..
>>59401582
but it's sarspirella
>>59401607
Dare what?
>>59401500
personally I don't know, but I have seen literall fagget in my school and he was like stereotypical gay guy. Talked like a fagget with his gay voice, made some womanly gestures and talked only to females.
>>59401618
you mean buratino
why is trump so racist
>>59401651
>talked only to females
Think of all the pussy he slayed.
>>59401645
STOP
>>59401645
stop right fucking there
>>59401498
I tried it one time and I hated it so swore to myself to never try that thing again.
>>59401651
fits the description of the fag i knew really well
>>59401697
>>59401710
I don't understand.
>>59401695
why would he kill himself
>>59401733
i'm leaving, i'm leaving the fucking thread now if this keeps going
>>59401693
I never hear native americans bitching why is it always the niggers?
>>59401767
Bye, friend.
Who /beautiful/ here?
Gonna make myself some spring rolls
thoughts?
>>59401769
shud ub das rayciss
>>59401794
YOU'RE OFF YOUR ROCKERS
>>59401769
native americans are 2% of the population and live on reservations (except mexicans and white pretending to be indian which is a good amount of american indians)
niggers are 12.6% of the population and live in cities
>>59401749
>>59401855
3 day ban is not worth it to be honest
>>59401877
posting such evil here in this friendly board should constitute a permaban
Which category shall I choose a movie from?
>>59401838
i've honestly been thinking about getting into sculpting 2bh but i have no room in my house to do it
>>59401843
giz a bite
>tfw gf
easiest shit of my life
>>59401969
LGBT
Tonight I had a dream that Australia is a real place and not just a scam to sell proxies.
>mfw my brother is an unironic faggot
So much for those 'grandkids', right mother?
>>59401969
LGBT
>>59401969
Anime
>>59401969
ANIBE
>>59402002
better get to work on that gf huh? :)
>>59402002
He could still have kids though, my dad did
>>59401990
>>59402005
>>59402027
>>59402041
No anime or LGBT, please
>>59401990
>>59402005
>>59402027
>>59402041
It's pretty unanimous then.
>>59402070
Children
>waking up early tomorrow
>>59402070
Horror
>>59402074
yes. he must watch boku no pico
>>59402042
h-heh yeah
>>59402002
>tfw my bloodline will die with me
it's just a prank
>>59402059
lol you're dads a gay homo poofta
>>59402059
lmao ur dad is gay rofl
I wish I had a crew or a gang or something. Some brothers I could depend on 100% with everything.
Sort of envy blacks getting born into community housing, shit living situation financially but at least they have solid relationships.
>>59402108
Which genre of horror movie?
>>59402120
>>59402002
>tfw have 6 year old brother
>he'll probably get a gf before me
>>59402165
Teen
>>59402102
I'm getting up at 6:30 without an alarm anyway. What's worse is that I gotta prepare to resign from my current job lmoa
>>59402165
Satanic Stories
>awake at 5 am
just a prank bro haha
>>59402219
>the meme window
>>59402165
Satanic always works
>>59402159
poors fuck each other over all the time, no honour amongst thieves and all that.
You probably already have similar relationships in your own life but because you're an affluent white person you haven't needed to place much importance on them, because you haven't needed them- the friendships are just friendships, not dependencies. Then, ironically, you ask yourself why you have no true bosom friends.
>>59402102
I have to wake up at 4 tomorrow
>>59402241
its an american window
they open up instead of in
>>59402271
I know, it's hilarious
>>59402271
We have those windows too in older houses though they're not that popular considering you have to rely on a latch or ratcheted pulley mechanism to stop it from falling back down and severing your fingers. Most non louvered windows have one half that slides to the side so the other half is always covered with one or two glass panes.
Anyone else here like never dream?
I know you dream at least three times a night blah blah blah, but I mean remembering the dreams; being able to recall what happened when you wake up.
I will literally remember nothing at all, not a single detail for months on end. And then maybe once every two or three months I'll remember a couple vivid details or if I'm lucky actual substantial parts of the/a dream.
Is there any science behind this? Any particular reason why I don't remember my dreams yet it seems the majority of people remember at least one dream per night?
>>59402271
>>59402288
your windows open in?
okay thread
>>59402392
I ALWAYS remember my dreams
>>59402388
Somethin to do with exorcism
Guys do any of you have problems trusting people? Like, say you have a gf, and you're sleeping together, how do you know she won't stab you with a knife in your sleep? I sometimes feel like other people are out to get me.
>>59401969
Wtf is LGBT Genre? Anyone care to explain?
>>59402412
yes
>>59402253
I guess that's true. I've never really needed to depend on someone for something really vital. I'd say I even go out of my way to minimise dependencies.
And then here I am wishing I had someone to depend on, or depend on me; ironic indeed.
>>59402453
Lesbian/Gay/Bi/Trans movies
>>59402451
yes
>>59402392
you only remember your dreams if you think about them within the first 10 seconds of waking up
>>59402392
i remember 2 nights ago i was explaining to some really muscular short guy some greek stuff and wrote something on a piece of paper but couldn't make out my own writing. we were sitting by a computer on a wooden table in a library and some girl was there. i vaguely remember being underwater before that and there was a giant squid
last night all i remember is cars and stealing a bunch of dildos for some reason. not a good dream night
dreaming is stupid
>>59402412
in yurop yes
>>59402288
are latvians this easily amused
american toilet bowls fill up halfway instead of just the bottom
hilarious right
>>59402383
i dont need a latch. it holds itself up
prefer european windows though
>>59402477
Like showing about their Fag life or created by fags?
>>59402451
pretty normal
whenever I slept with my gf I would barely get any sleep
>>59402453
Torchsong Trilogy
Kinky Boots
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
probably got some Pink Flamingos in there as well
Basically the contents of my uncle's old VHS library
>>59402451
They are.
Paranoia is a meme so you don't suspect the powers that be.
Not even joking.
>>59402514
Both
YES YES YES THANK YOU BASED GOD
>>59402514
both i guess
>>59402451
no I don't, but I fear that I could hurt other people to be honest
>>59402525
Seems something that should be destroyed. I bet their cries over Opression and other faggish things all over the place.
>>59402479
>>59402521
>>59402524
Thank you, I feel better already.
>>59402455
that's literally the most randomest thing ive heard in my life
>>59402507
Why can't Americans just pretend to be normal?
>Left is right
>Up is green
>A day is longer than a month
>Aerosol cheese
>>59402588
Or out. Sometimes they open out, instead of in. And there's this weird tilt-open thing in some of them.
>>59402622
The tilt open is like best window invention ever.
>>59402432
Lucky
>>59402485
Wow really? Why the fuck is this even a thing?
>>59402491
What the fuck, how can you recall so much shit happening in your dreams?
>not a good dream night
>dreaming is stupid
It's like living in an alternate, weird world. And seeing as you dream pretty often (so it seems) then I'm sure you get a really cool dream like once a week, so fucking jealous.
>>59402451
I think people project themselves onto others.
I find the less trusting the person the less trustworthy they are
>>59402622
>>59402665
Perfect for your cat to get stuck in there and suffocate.
>>59402665
Yeah, but I prefer the bottom would open instead of top, and that it would open outwards. That way you could leave them open during rain and no rain would get in.
>>59402451
I think that everyone will stab me in the back the moment they get a chance, not physically of course, but metaphorically. That's why I don't tell anyone anything about myself.
The only people I trust not to backstab me is you guys, but only because I tell my secrets anonymously.
>>59402696
c*ts are the worst
>>59402696
2bh any cat stupid enough to get stuck there kind of deserves it.
>>59402622
Why the fuck is it tilting when the handle is sideways?
Fucking southerners.
>>59402696
Good, Cats betray you. Thats why women like cats more.
>>59402668
You dream in the last stages of your sleep, so if you want to dream then get up at 8 for a piss and lay down for a few more hours. It's a guaranteed way.
>>59402750
this t.b.h
>>59402731
My cat escaped the house 5 days ago, haven't seen her since.
RIP in friskies I guess
>>59402668
i might have already mentioned this but vitamin B supplementation before bed helps a lot lol
>>59402750
No idea, just grabbed a picture of the web. Mine opens up when the handle is up as well.
>>59402776
he will be a tasty treat for a bigger stronger cat
>>59402776
condolences, it might come back though
unless it's a near feral breed that's not even meant to be a housecat kek
>tfw i had a lucid dream
>they're super rare for me
>tfw i said to myself in the dream "i am dreaming, i will wake up now"
>i wake up
>mfw
>tfw Russians go 0 once again :DDDDDDD
New
>>59402840
>>59402831
This always happens to me, the moment I realize that I am dreaming I wake up.
mfw I say a lot of curse words out loud when I'm dreaming KEK
>>59402753
Autism
>>59402831
>>59402887
try spinning around within the dream
it's dumb but it works
Red head on Mad Men has such a nice rack, things I would do
Trips and ur all gay
>>59402776
Don't worry senpai.
one of ours disappeared for 5 weeks and turned up in a vet in another town
>>59403273
she's ridiculous in firefly
Is it easy for people from one balt cunt to move to another?
Like it's easy for a kiwipoof to move to Australia because we own their cunt.
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