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god save the queen edition
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maisie
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*blows the janny conch*
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wh-what is happening
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janny is a yank lads what do you reckon?
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>>59388568
janitor is trying to destroy british culture
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why does every normie describe themselves as sarcastic


"haha watch out for my wicked sarcasm guys im more sarcastic than the average bear teedelehee"
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Don't think janny is going to get a bonus this year
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think janny doesn't want to be mentioned in the op
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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=117665061
this girl needs to stop doing whatever shes doing
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>Janny deletes this thread too
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gf just snapchat me this
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>>59388659
happened to me too but man bust case
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>>59388659
you do not badmouth the hacker known as 4chan
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>>59388618
gets more vile the more you scroll down
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just watched dead mans shoes didnt understand
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normies are still arguing, loudly
>this is the last time you'll see my face you bitch
2 seconds later
>what the fuck is wrong with you you bitch
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>>59388758
call the police
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>>59388758
shout FOY out the window
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>>59388755
£0.00 or $0.00 if he's a yank
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boss man at the shop gave me the kapow one of these
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>>59388786
even better, a loud shrieking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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related
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>>59388795
None of those are right.
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Why did joot let janny out of his cage?
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>>59388800
was the amount you paid equivalent to the salary of the janitorial staff?
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>>59388755
lets just say he gets paid as much as I do
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most of you guys are just fucking straight up fedora let's be honest
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>>59388828
it is chocolate salty balls you muppet

t. south park connoisseur
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guys how do i convince my gf an open relation ship is a bad idea

we haven't even had sex yet
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>>59388828
what? It's Chocolate Salty Balls, isn't it?
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>>59388833
paid like 50p
asked for a cheapo one and he said he was feeling generous so gave me the clipper one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k565tcLW4A0
Howling
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>>59388928
TheChase producers confirmed /brit/ lurkers
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>>59388856
you may have a gf but at least i have my vast intellect
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>>59388964
>Lurkers
>implying Bradley walsh doesn't regularly post
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>>59388856
not me 2bh
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>>59388856
Yea right m80
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THUNDER AND LIGHTING

IT'S GETTING EXCITING

how did this not win Europe asks.
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that bored i've ventured into /britfeel/ to see how the other half live
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>>59389121
What's it like?
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Milf's gone to bed already

Fucking joke
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>>59389121
>>>/r9k/28561471
grim
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>>59389192
haha holy shit thats my post haha
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>>59389237
lazy fat fuck
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>>59389237
post tray
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have to poo
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Post pictures of dark skinned women

>tfw used to have a black fwb with the most perfect soles
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>>59389121
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>>59389237
robots out

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>59389274
Fuck that id have to go downstairs

>>59389253
Im skinny you fag
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>>59389321
do it you lazy skelly fuck
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>>59389299
Youre in my thread you cunt
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is anyone else here scottish and really cannot fucking stand scottish twitter

i need to know im not the only one
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>>59389352
you're not carafag fuck off
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*pees on /brit/*

this is now my territory
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>>59389340
FINE

giv me a min
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>push button
>don't receive bacon
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>>59389367
och aye the noo
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local dominos used to be open til 4am on fridays/saturdays now it shuts at 12
annoying desu would defo order one now
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>>59389391
That's a high quality pepe you have there.
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>>59389395
whats the better deal for £6

>one medium 2 topping
>one large 1 topping
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>>59389395
closest one to me is 24 hours wahey
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>>59389425
the large one of course
bit of a boring cunt but am a fan of margarita
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>>59389367
if yae dinnae understand dinnae retweet
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>>59389391
It's kind of ironic that le bacon is a meme with yanks when they don't actually have bacon.
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>>59389460
>margarita
opinion discarded
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>>59389423
I was part of the market before the crash.
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going to bed night x
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>>59389383
*glasses you*

Yanks get what they deserve.
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saw SO many coppers driving home
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the /r9k/ thread needs more pictures there's too much text
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*FRRRRRPPPBBPBPBT*
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>>59389450
there's a 24 hour one 4 miles away
debating doing a collection
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>>59389384
>>59389340
Enjoy you french bastard
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guys i feel like i might be sarcastic irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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just organised my whole 4chan folder lads

its still a bit of a mess but much easier to navigate now

:)
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>>59389529
what the FUCK is this
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>>59389515
That was my first time there and I notice they don't have flags.

How can they have a country general without flags? JF being the insidious deceivers that they are could easily talk utter nonsense and claim to be one of us.
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>>59389578
You'll just have to trust me ;)
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>>59389510
you been on the juice lad?
me last night desu
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>>59389563
post your best image
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Rolled a joint a few nights about but haven't got round to smoking it yet

Terrible from me
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>>59389529
For gods sake man, you are British, you are better than this.

Is it because you don't know how to cook or what constitutes a healthy meal because I will tell you right now if you need help.

You are better than the jf.
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>>59389614
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Really tired and want to watch a film and go to bed

But an average looking girl from tinder said she wants to come over and fool around

Hung out with her but didn't have that much interest in her. But I also haven't had sex in 2 years.

Should I just have her over?
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>>59389614
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>>59389647
>haven't had sex in 2 years
>2 years

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>59389647
giz a look at 'er face
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>>59389647
Post pics
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>>59389549
I feel like you might be a spastic irl.
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>it's an android phone is being laggy and crashing apps episode

Ahh yes very impressive
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hunks
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>>59389679
got mine not 5 months ago and already need a new one
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>>59389608
I wouldn't trust a yank as far as I could throw him and given your racial propensity to girth, that isn't very far.
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where can I find a girl like this?
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>>59389667
>>59389666
Can't because she's fit in her pictures. She quit playing club volleyball last year and has clearly put on weight so she's not as cute as her pictures show.
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>when your sarcastic american "friend" messages you on fb
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>>59389716
show the pictures anyway you UTTER MONG
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>>59389721
>Having an American acquaintance

What are you doing?
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>>59389716
Why would you bring it up if you're not even going to show us her pictures?
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Just wiped my finger down my arse crack and sniffed the sweat
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>>59389716
that's fine post em anyway
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mate just sent me a snapchat

"any motives? i'm with my bad and a few off her slutty pals"

>tfw no motives
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>>59389700
>tfw don't live in the future where phones are on par with desktop computers

If you think about it our technology is absolute wank
Shit time to be alive desu
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>>59389756
I hardly brought her up. I asked if I should fuck a 5/10 I'm not interested in emotionally or just watch a film and go to bed.

I'm not posting her face because it's easily doxxable desu
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>>59389749

I think I met the absolute FREAK at a party and he sent me a friend request the next day for some reason, and of course I was too polite to decline.
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>>59389797
i'm with my BIRD and a few OF her slutty pals********
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>>59389797
tell him you want to put your willy in one of them
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*does a poo behind the couch*
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>>59389806
post her FUCKING BODY then
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some guy on runescape thinks im his friend irl because my name is kevin boyle
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>>59389828
he knows i would like to
he's propositioning to sacrifice one of them in an exchange for an after party venue (they're all up town)
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>>59389806
yanks are literally the worst posters
its not even funny
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>>59389813
Typical Yank, overly friendly and generally suspicious.
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>>59389367
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>>59389855
hehehehehehe
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She calls you a sexist

What do?
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>>59389863
Do it lad
Get some kezzle and nos in
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>>59389871
wew
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>>59389813
>not ignoring them
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>>59389806

go to bed
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>>59389893
"No. It is you who is the sexist one."
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>>59389864
>>59389867
what's the deal with obsessive anti-yank posting constantly? it's cringe as fuck say something new jesus christ
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>>59389367
Aye m8. Cannae ken like why anycunt wood typ like this lol xx
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>>59389855
leg0las999 is that you???
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>>59389864
Not an argument.
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>>59389910
i do this too
i have a bunch from people i went to school with
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>>59389893
cognitive dissonance
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https://youtu.be/npRPUyeAMKE

Bloody jocks
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rate my gf
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>>59389903
i would definitely like to but i live with my parents
think he was just seeing if i was out somewhere else at a cosy venue
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>>59389914
FOY
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*deactivates my fb acc*
ahhh, much better :)
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>>59389871
need a hunk bf to cook for tbqh
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>>59389919
no it is i, kevin boyle
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convinced that there are no girls out there who i would like that would like me back


2bh
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>>59389914
>he had to get a british proxy to ease the constant bullying
shoo yank
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>>59389949
Fair fair, quite unfortunate that desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xdHY8HK9Y

Absolute tune
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>>59389969
hehehegehehe agugu
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>>59389914
yeah okay fuck off yankee doodle shitcunt
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A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: "Show me if what they say about black men is true". He grabs her purse and runs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2Lt7zzlBU

where do i cop jacket?
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Good tune

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE
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>>59388888
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>>59390023
I don't like blacks Tbh
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Why can't Scots speak Enlgish properly?
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@59390029

saw u in the eurovision thread aha
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Ah yes, I wonder what Switzerland and Norway have in common.

Literally the only two countries not in the EU.
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>>59390042
Good lad
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as if i got out of bed to post that tray and frog eater didnt even reply
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Lads I think I'm losing it, I'm listening to eurotrash pop music at nearly 3am on Sunday morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk
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>>59390054
SNP.
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Gonna take a selfie at 150mph lads aha
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Good morning~
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thoughts?
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Drunk from shitovision, just sat through a shit gay yank film, should I sleep?
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@59390055

haha yeah, i got fed up of the thread after a while tho

too much shitposting.
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>>59390108
Do a snapchat video with the speed filter
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ah yes, very interesting
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DAE strongly dislike Joffrey's mum?
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>>59390114
needs more spread
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>>59390111
qt
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>>59390114
Sexy as fuck
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>>59390127
what film?
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>>59390139
me
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There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with strong pornography.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-2Lt7zzlBU

i'll ask once more, where do i cop this jacket?
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>>59390162
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1223082/
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>>59390140
>>59390153

good lads
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>>59389893
I don't care about the opinions of women.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIdwLCmNV8M

ex missus just sent me this
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>>59390183
kino

>>59390187
ever tim hnnnnngggg
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Anyone notice how the names of people has changed over time?

We used to not even know kev's name and just called him "lisicki" or "the walking man"

and we used to exclusively call poleaboo "ribena"

hahaha i remember when we first found pictures from kev that wasnt the original walking one.
got lots of (you)'s when i posted a picture of kev

hahahaha
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>>59390203
mans shotting to the cats on road
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i don't understand gays
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>>59390187
I would lick his thighs and rim his arse
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>>59389914
Fuck off you obese, scooter driving streak of piss.
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>>59390181
sports direct senpai
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>>59390203
>legal highs

Just buy real drugs ffs
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>>59390203
Utter degeneracy
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>>59389914
>what's the deal with
alri Jerry
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>>59390225
Do you think you get a better understanding while they have a cock up your arse?
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>>59390239
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>>59390217
remember when janner first found those pictures hhaah that madman
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Need to sort my life out
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Alri lads
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spent 2500 pennies on the pes euro2016 game

am i a mug or what
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>>59390181
>cop
fuck off yank
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>>59390255
no
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>>59390225
Well I don't understand straight men.
Like, what do you see in women that attracts you toothem?
What makes a vagina anything beyond vomit inducing?
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Gonna put my own willy in my bum hole gimme a few minutes
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>>59390281
The fact that I really want to put my cock in it
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>>59390273
>football
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>>59390226
haha tad lewd haha
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>>59390270
shes a keeper
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Anyone like a good bit of propaganda?
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>>59390281
natural male instincts you batty man
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accidently just came in my face
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>>59390281
the fact that women look really really good and i like them

and the fact that seeing a vagina makes me want to put my willy in it
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>>59390058
>being an intellectually dishonest cunt who choses to ignore the fact that all other countries in this list either have valuable natural resources or are tax havens
>thinking the EU is robbing the UK
kek
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just thinking about the times after i passed my test years ago when i used to drive around at this time smoking joints and blasting tunes. literally amazing i never got banned from driving
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Might do a wank
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>>59390340
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Had my license suspended several times now
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>>59390345
quite literally all me
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Justin Timberlake is a fucking bender
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>>59390281
The hormones in my brain make me want to fuck them.
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>>59390248
What's a REAL drug?
LSD? Methamphetamine? Paracetamol?
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>>59390281
men are socialised to like women because women realise that they need men to live out their degenerate lifestyles so they manipulate young men all their lives to ready them for a life of demeaning servitude

this is why women are so attracted to jobs like teaching and social work, all they care about is controll
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>>59390380
>being identified
mug
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>>59390413
Krokodil
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>>59390413
meth is about as real as it gets 2bh
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rate the waifu lads
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>>59390349
Why do gook women always move so awkwardly in porn videos?
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>>59390321
>>59390307
Well my instincts tell me men are hot and women aren't

>>59390339
Men look really really good and I like them, a nice arse makes me want to put my willy in it.

>>59390392
Same here with guys tbqh

Like this guy's arse is fucking fantastic and makes me want to fuck him
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>>59390281
>Like, what do you see in women that attracts you toothem?
when you like a girl everything they say or do is intoxicating, hard to narrow it down to just one thing. you get attracted to them in a holistic sense where every mannerism, every word, every thought they share, everything makes you want to fuck them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idgYWNbBngE

even tho russia are cunts

cant help but say this is a massive tune and it's sad it won't be remembered as a winner.
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>>59390368
To put it into perspective, the total EU contribution of the UK is significantly less than the amount raised by tobacco taxes in the UK. In the grand scheme of things, 11 billion euros is fucking nothing. The UK government spent about 720 billion euros in 2015
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>>59390434
it's man made you div, like the RC's
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>>59390380
Can't take them seriously with that signature
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>>59390439
they're japs, not g**ks
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>>59390434
>meth
we don't do that shite here
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>>59390443
get out of /brit/ please, you are contributing nothing

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
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>>59390449
Sounds like when I crush on a guy desu
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>>59390465
I never said RC's weren't real drugs so you can shut your kike mouth, runt
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>>59390472
You're all yellow alien looking fruitcakes to me
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>>59390463
11 billion euros could build FOUR more QE carriers
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>>59390497
you never defined what a REAL drug is though

so help me out
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The best wanks are those that are only done once or twice a month.
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>>59390508
Yeah and then we could have a good war with the French.
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>>59390516
Yes I did
Meth is a real drug

By "real" I assume he means well established mainstream narcotics.
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>>59390472
you're all the same you squinty eyed subhumans
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pro evo euro2016 game is fucking shit
dele ali not even in the england squad
don't feel like playing anymore
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the best posts are the ones made once or twice in a year
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>>59390380
As someone who only consumes alcohol, this drug nonsense is such a stupid waste of money.

Other countries are legalising dude weed lmao and we are going more puritan.

The war on drugs is as much of a failure a prohibition. It is senseless.
>>
>>59390472
Arr rook same
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>>59390436
>ynw have a gf like that

fuck
>>
http://www.youporn.com/watch/7823457/amazing-self-fuck/

Is this gay
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>>59390459
Nah it's shit, the presentation was decent though.
>>
>>59390558
see you in 6months
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>>59390537
so, a completely objective definition
thanks for clearing that up
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>>59390547
both pes and fifa piss me the fuck off these days. controls are so awkward (im just terrible at video games in general though)

also hate how in fifa you can't adjust your tactics very much.
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>>59390463
Kill yourself.
>>
Wasting Jameson on whisky sours 2bh
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Literally the only man I've been sexually attracted to
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>Kill yourself.
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>>59390536
Then it's settled. We leave the EU and then wage war with France.
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>>59390508
well we literally give away over 10 billion per year in foreign aid so we should look at that first tbqh.
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>>59390638
thanks for posting this again x
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>>59390463
Nigger.
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>>59390629
whats a whiskey sour mate?
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Kate Bush is the ultimate british waifu
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>>59390677
whiskey, syrup and lemon juice
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>tfw no bf to cuddle up to
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>>59390661
Foreign aid isn't simple charity. A lot of it is bribery with a bow on top.

In theory it gives us leverage over the foreigners we hand it over to.
>>
>>59390677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_sour

Most people (myself included) just use sour mix and lemon juice
>>
Eyy who got dat 99.99% Pure LSD aka Pure Sunshine tho???

>>59390662
ummmmm i didn't do it for you but you're welcome i guess xx
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>>59390702
this desu
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>>59390642
Normandy is rightfully ours as well so it's justified.
>>
>>59390579
but it was objectively good tho?
>>
>>59390691
bit of a one hit wonder
>heathCLIFF
didn't she tour recently?
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>>59390718
gotchu senpai
*squirts full dropper in your eyes*
>>
Lads there's a girl on a porn site called tiny4k who looks exactly like Maisie, just take my word for it
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>>59390702
are you being gay ironically?
>>
>>59390746
Link
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>>59390742
In the context of good pop songs, no
>>
>>59390768
Y-yeah h-haha
>>
>>59390768
most gay people are only gay for attention so they flaunt their sexuality a lot
>>
human understanding of the universe is so pathetic that it makes no sense to be an atheist
>>
Business idea: weaponized rabies
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>>59390795
This post physically made me sick to my stomach.
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>>59390771
Do a search for "ITT: Ugly girls you'd fuck" on /b/, it's towards the bottom of the thread.
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>>59390781
in terms of eurovision 2016 it was the best except for netherlands and maybe poland
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>>59390811
you're quite a bad poster if i say so myself
>>
>>59390795
being gay is a fashion statemenet
no one actually likes willy up their bum they just go along with it for the other social benefits
>>
>>59390795
This desu. I'm desperate for attention.
>>
>>59390744
>bit of a one hit wonder

You're an idiot
>>
i weigh 167 pounds

not sure if this is skelly or not
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>>59390834
*gets cock out*
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thoughts on my progress?
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>>59390850
depends on your height
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>>59390817
>>>/b/684358976

wew
>>
>>59390850
i'm 5 foot 11 and weigh 139 lbs
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>>59390744
Literally fuck off

Cloudbusting
Breathing
Army Dreamers
Wow
Don't give up
This Woman's Work
The Sensual World
Running up That Hill

All amazing songs.
>>
>>59390815
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>>59390691
Didn't she sing a song where she flails about going EEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEE!
>>
>>59390875
i'm 6'2
that probably makes me skelly haha

>>59390887
very skelly
>>
>>59390850
>pounds
you're skinny for a yank
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>>59390873
why'd you paint your nips dark?
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>>59390887
>i'm 5 foot 11
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>>59390912
>>59390888
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*steals ur dubs*

pssh nothin personnel kid
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>>59390917
fucks sake people here us lbs as well
was gonna go with kg but decided against it
what else do brits use? stone?
stone is fucking retarded
>>
>>59390942
you may as well have said "i'm insecure about myself so i bully other people"

not a good look sweetheart x
>>
>>59390888
oh, I think I've heard WOW before

it goes something like
wow-ooowowoowwowwoowowoww-wow
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>>59390887
>i'm 5 foot 11
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>>59390873
looking hard, thick, and solid

keep us updated on your progress
>>
>>59390950
Yes I'm asking what the EEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEE song is. I heard it years ago and it is doing me head in.
>>
>>59390887
I'm 5'10 and weigh 135lbs
>>
>>59390967
stone is the correct unit, yes
>>
>>59390978
You're beyond reproach
>>
doing a tired
>>
>>59390887
>>59390987
>manlets
>>
>>59391014
Come to bed x
>>
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>when his height starts with 1
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>>59390993
its so inaccurate though
a stone covers like 6.5 kg which is a big weight difference

anyway, i weigh 12 stone then
>>
>>59390967
what is the aversion to stone? it is to pounds what gallon is to pints
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>>59390811
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>when his height doesn't even start because they haven't invented a tape measure that big yet so no one knows how tall he is
>>
Fgj
>>
>>59391052
gallons and pints are also retarded
so are yards

use fucking litres and metres and kilograms

stupid fucking yanks dont do this either with their gay pounds and stuff

reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>>59390691
>that babooshka video
1979-1983 Kate Bush was one hot momma
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Anyone seen the Nic Cage version of The Bad Lieutenant? It's fucking crackers lel
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>>59390888
literally nothing else she did topped the charts
That's why I said 'one hit wonder'
>>
>>59391050
you use stones and pounds, using pounds only is a yankism
are you fresh off the boat?
>>
>>59390805
That's why I worship Dagon, he provides fish and gold.
>>
>>59391072
Hello, fellow Ontarian.
>>
>>59391079
>use fucking litres and metres and kilograms
can you not convert in your head?
>>
>>59391054
world war z.webm
>>
The best thing about pain? It lets you know you're not dead yet.
>>
Kms
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>>59390914
Nah I'm no skelly you wish you were as hairless and naturally athletic as me
>>
>>59390942
>tfw dont know my actual height, havent been measured in years, probably in the neighborhood of 180-184 cm
>black lady has to look at my ID to let me into a casino today
>eyebrow raised and looks surprised my ID says 5'10, the DMV put in my height from 8th or 9th grade and they didnt update it
>"Yeh i wuz confused, you don't look 5'10..."


good thing a black lady thought i was a bit tall, black people really know their height too cuz of basketball. feels good to not be a full on manlet.

phew
>>
>>59391088
do you know what the definition of one hit wonder is

she is the BEST and most influential female musician this country has ever produced, hands down no contest
>>
>>59391113
that's the worst thing
>>
>>59391079
>pints are also retarded

soft lad confirmed
>>
>>59391119
nice
>>
>>59391079
>half a litre of beer please mate

wank
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>i still use stones
>>
>>59391088
>literally nothing else she did topped the charts
Singles sales are not always the measure of a good artist. Album sales were a lot more important back in the 1970s/1980s than they are now, and she sold a shitload.
>>
>>59391186
stones are very useful
>>
>>59390815
you literally spam this board every day for attention

truth hurts huh ahaha
>>
>>59391088
>7 uk top 10 singles
>one hit wonder

wewlad
>>
>>59391204
t. spear chucker
>>
>>59391214
Bring the stone age back, that's what I say.
>>
>>59391209
>implying anything but no.1 means dick
>>
awake people let's all kill ourselves :)))
>>
>>59391093
no, came off the boat 12 years ago

>>59391107
ah yes, i'll have 4.54609 litres to drink, also known as one "gallon

my good sir, i weigh 15 stone! obviously there is a huge difference between 15 and 16 stone in terms of weight, but i will just round it to the nearest whole number, 15! makes perfect sense!

>>59391119
i am hairless

>>59391180
ok i agree for drinking it makes sense
but using it for other stuff is retarded
>>
I just watched pooorovision, top kek
>>
>>59391208
>spam
not sure you know what that word means
>>
>>59391235
>implying top 10 isnt a hit
>>
>>59391242
>no, came off the boat 12 years ago
from where?
>>
>>59391253
quick, name 5 number 10 hits of the past decade
>>
*stuffs you into a locker*
>>
>>59388964
One of the guys on /tv/ actually works on The Chase. He posted pics of it without the lights. There is no audience and that's why only the chaser and Bradley laugh, because everyone else is weirded out the lack of an audience yet they act like there is one.
>>
>>59391235
You're fucking stupid. She was a prolific musician for over 20 years. Just fuck off
>>
>>59391249
go back to your skype group attention seeking freak
>>
>>59391186
don't get it. people seem to have no problem with the increasing order of magnitude from ounce to pound, but pound to stone is too much for them. obviously not a substitute, it exists to simplify sums involving hundreds of pounds and such.

it's like insisting on using mg and g and then balking at the idea of kg. Mg and beyond are the stuff of myth
>>
>>59391180
local hipster bar near where I live has a sign that says "Order in metric only". You literally have to ask for 568ml of beer please. Fucking hipsters
>>
>>59391272
Can I count number ones.
>>
>>59391242
who the fuck are you to tell us about our measuring systems you foreign cunt? stone is never used on its own, it'd be 10 stone 6 lbs for example
>>
>>59391272
past decade top 40 are all shite never mind top 10

this was the 70 and 80s when music had to actually be good to chart
>>
>>59391290
so now she's just prolific?
fine, I can accept that
>>
>>59391242
Evidently not

I thought you were an intelligent lad
>>
>>59391277

thats my fetish, to get stuffed in a locker by a big bully

feels so good
>>
>>59391272
>literally arguing that

shut up, its literally definitive fact a top 10 single is a hit
>>
haha
>>
>>59391314
>>59391301
>>59391344
still waiting.
you can google if you need to.
>>
>>59391293
what?
>>
Where are my hats?

I want a hat.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eahhgVKU1TQ

what did they mean by this?
>>
>>59391326
you're an idiot

name a single artist who you consider to be influential from the past 30 years

nobody comes CLOSE to Kate Bush
>>
>>59391326
You called her a one hit wonder, that in itself is moronic. Please stop posting now.
>>
>>59391368
I don't speak RACIST
>>
>>59391266
germany
bavaria
the best place in the world

>>59391307
for weight it is you cunt, thats how my brit friends use it

>>59391331
i am i got an A in my childcare GCSE
>>
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>>59391372
Richard 'Wiley' Cowie
>>
>>59391351
Completely deserve it to the wankers, I told them hounding Pardew out of the club would be a mistake and low and behold I was right. Could think of no better team to get relegated this year
>>
>>59391314
le wrong generation
>>
>>59391381
I even proved it with sales figures
what is your actual argument other than >muh opinion
>>
>>59391397
>the best place in the world
fuck off back there then kraut
>>
new

>>59391424
>>59391424
>>59391424
>>
This post was created solely for the purpose of captivating your attention.
>>
>>59391397
>for weight it is you cunt, thats how my brit friends use it

because in this context exact accuracy isn't important. if someone says they're 12 stone you've got a rough idea and that's good enough. us and the americans used these measurements for everything when we burned your country to the ground and everything worked fine :)
>>
>>59391419
damn right

the only good music nowadays is indie or alternative

including Adele because she plays by her own rules
>>
All estimates must be to at least ten significant figures
>>
>>59391446
good job
>>
>>59391459
aye true

not like arctic monkeys dont chart top 10 with every single you fucking mongo
>>
>>59391428
The fact that she had many top ten singles, they are defined as hits, and she had several albums that were either number 1 or top 5 in the charts. Fuck off now please.
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