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Thank goodness we'll never live in backwards Brazil edition
I'm not anti-monarchy but I do see why most people hate the idea of a royal family in their current form as merely a tourist attraction.
If they actually got power again, I could see people becoming more royalist. I would myself.
At the very least the Royal Family should replace the house of lords and act as a sort of umpire to keep the government in check.
Due to the Royal Family's success and wealth being dependent on the state of the country, I feel they would care more about Britain and it's people than career politicians selling the country out for money and power.
The monarchy is a human embodiment of the nation. It's why, although I'd prefer Jerusalem to be our anthem, I don't detest God Save the Queen, because as I said, I feel they're a human embodiment of the land, so when we sing God Save the Queen, we're singing God Save Britain
ITT: things lazy people say
>I never feel tired when going to bed
>>59348662
I heard you the first time
>>59348570
ummmmmmmmm other way around surely
the royal family should be nowhere near power
>>59348662
Anon why did you repeat my post
You're creepy
>>59348694
Rashee
janny's reaching for the vice lad
>>59348697
So you wouldn't have to.
>>59348717
rasheed countries all have royal families or dictators in power and they're all shitholes
just sent my internet missus another £200
>>59348570
>I'm not anti-monarchy
You are so pro monarchy you are shitting german cum lad
Doesn't it get boring?
>Britain leaving EU could lead to daemons breaking free from the immaterium says David Cameron.
>In a shocking interview this week, David Cameron warned Britain that leaving the EU could lead to the collapse of the webway and attack by chaos gods.
>"Basically what is happening is all the negative emotion from leave voters is giving birth to a god of chaos that will rape our shit" said the PM
>>59348694
My Danish tour guide was so far up your queen's arse I could hardly hear him
yes it does
thank you for asking x
>>59348805
Did you go to Amalienborg? My workplace is really near there
>>59348860
shame
>>59348803
Honestly think this is the angle we should be taking meme magic. The more Cameron and co talks about consequences of leaving, the more people will think of these hyperbolic memes and vote to leave
there is now only 1 person living who was born in the 19th century
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/13/living/worlds-oldest-person-dies/
soooo many fuckboys on the TL tonite x
it's okay, i'm used to it :)
>>59348863
Might've done, went up to the royal palace
Reminder that the 'internet gf' poster is the same lad who paid £3000 to go to Japan for a hug
Is there anyone more pathetic in this solar system?
>>59348943
i wonder what she thinks about transgender bathroom privilege
tummy's a rumblin'
pretending to be a girl on the internet is great 2bh
this idiot just sent me £200 and he thinks I'm his 'internet girlfriend'
inject HCl into my bollocks y/n
alri lads so whats the consensus about race and intelligence
charli
I really like the intro of this song but I can't find a loop of it anywhere :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74
>>59348998
you are what causes trust issues haha
>>59349051
no correlation
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/731160026572816384
Why does this picture have chromatic aberration
>>59349051
are you ashkenazi
>>59348967
I post 'internet missus' not 'internet gf' and I'm also the lad that ridiculed japnonce
stay in your lane sweetie :) x
Looks like reddit is voting to stay
http://instapoll.me/60/
>>59349051
blacks statistically have lower IQs
>>59348943
>100 nieces and nephews
bloody hell
>>59349059
good lad
>>59349108
alright lad your 'internet missus' just messaged me a picture of her tits
reminder Britain will vote to remain because of Scotland
>>59349110
that's because reddit are literally all leftie cucks
>>59349051
we jews are at the peak
>>59349108
You're just memeing but he actually makes real blogposts about his internet gf ignoring him
>>59349188
england can outvote us several tmes over you daft twat
Down Syndrome is proof that too much of anything is a bad thing.
>>59349158
you realise that I don't actually have an 'internet missus' with an 'internet mother-in-law' right lad?
you don't take everything posted here literally do you?
so oppressed
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/731228245996228608
>>59349253
AYY LMAO
>>59349212
he is honestly the most pathetic creature i've ever seen
>>59349228
too much of what? chromosomes?
>>59349236
how cucked to you have to be to have an 'internet mother-in-law'
>>59349291
well duh??
http://abc7ny.com/news/canadian-tourist-slugged-by-free-hug-guy-in-times-square;-suspect-arrested/1335434/
might cuckold my right hand with my left
gorgeous weather outside and I'm sat in my flat alone playing destiny drinking gin and orange juice heh heh heh
heh
post some easy listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBbyglq37E
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdXV_yVuPo
>gf once typed out a cute little song about how she loved me, earlier this year
>thought it was touching, nobody's done something like that for me before
>I broke up with her around the start of April but we're trying again now
>I ask her today if she ever remembers writing up a song
>"oh I don't think so"
Better to yadda yadda
Lately have taken to slapping my nuts a bit while wanking
are you in debt from rent arrears, credit cards or bank overdrawn I can offer assistance
lads I registered to vote up at uni last year for the GE
will I be registered to vote in the EU referendum?
>>59349425
hold on to her
how can you describe a relationship with a communist as 'perfectly healthy'?
>>59349422
madman
women say they don't like fuccbois
but they do
>>59349407
that sharp voice is not easy listening
>Why yes I do post on the so-called reddit
>>59349425
Why didn't the relationship work out the first time?
>>59349475
he's a cuck
>>59349422
BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS
Someone vocaroo themselves saying "Parmesan cheese"
joffrey is a meanie poo
(game of thrones reference for those of you who don't watch it)
can someone explain Howard Stern for me?
what the fuck is it
>>59349577
She was away for a long time and we didn't have enough things to do together online, wasn't satisfying for either of us.
>>59349429
Do "cause british people to lose magic powers"
>>59349672
y tho
>>59349696
like Chris Moyles
>>59349698
Makes sense to me, I hope it works out between you two. x
>>59349698
>internet girlfriend
Do you think a girl has ever had a girl wank to the thought of you?
>>59349696
a big penis
>>59349696
It's a meme you dip
>>59349672
AYYYYYYYYYYYY MAMMA WHERE IS THE PARMAJAN CHEESE TO A PUTTA ON MA SPICY MEATBALLS UNLCE TONY IS A BREAKIN MA BALLS
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxsSj3EHIY
when and how did nationalism become racism
>>59349832
When did you lads become interested in politics/news/current affairs?
>>59349772
A girl making another girl masturbate to the thought of you?
Posting from a bench beneath Edinburgh castle lads.
Who /comfy/ here?
>come into /brit/
>see people are talking to me
>blog about it
>mfw
>>59349672
LIFE IS A MINESTRONE
WITH PARMESAN CHEESE
Can't remember the last time I did a flushable poo
>>59349772
Knew a girl that told me she had a boy wank to me once
>>59348557
>not putting women in charge is wrong
just reported a nonce having a wank watching cp on his phone on a bench under edinburgh castle to the filth
>>59349887
you got network in the catacombs lad?
it ain't safe on the block
not even for the cops
>>59349944
excuse me
>>59349881
/brit/
Tyson Fury launches another foul-mouthed rant as he shares his anti-Semitic views and claims rape and bestiality will one day be made legal
Controversial boxer Tyson Fury has claimed that rape and bestiality will one day be made legal after he launched into another shocking, foul-mouthed rant.
The heavyweight world champion, currently preparing for his rematch with Wladimir Klitschko in Manchester on July 9, is no stranger to sharing his forthright views, having been widely criticised for his opinion on homosexuality last year.
And his latest vile outpouring includes offerings on rape, bestiality and Jews.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3589240/Tyson-Fury-launches-foul-mouthed-rant-airs-anti-Semitic-views-claims-rape-bestiality-one-day-legal.html
>driving in my car
>pass a bunch of bus turds
stupid bus turds
Why are atheists so unhappy lads?
>>59349425
lmfao why would you break up with a girl without a replacement lined up?
>>59350026
They don't accept Gods love
>>59349772
the sake of humanity and all that is good I hope not
got kicked off a bus for vaping
>>59350026
I don't believe in god, and don't care about anything, but I wouldn't say I'm unhappy
>>59350046
They don't come off factory lines here Kim
>>59350046
Why would someone use a proxy?
New Battlefield DLC announced lads
poo breath poo breath
na na nanana
poopy breath ahaha
u have a poopy breath
ewwwwww
*runs away*
i went to church once
they demanded i put money into a dish that was being passed around to everyone. it was an absurd amount, like 15% of my weekly income. sermon started and i was looking around at all the people in quiet prayer, but then i noticed some kids giggling to themselves and realized i can relate more to those kids than i can everyone else so i left to go shitpost on /brit/
>>59349429
>Everyone will gain Scouse accents should Britain vote to leave the EU
>>59350096
all the more reason to NOT break up, dipstick
>>59350129
WUZ
>>59350160
I meant you can't just have another lined up
>>59350107
idiot
>>59348557
Fuck you too.
Also i see how "impartial" and "objective" your media is.
>tfw revising with classical music
super comfy
called someone in the street a faggot (under my breath)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4lXthHJUw4&feature=youtu.be
>>59350160
You've never had a gf have you?
the best pints are those pulled once a week
>>59350215
could easily push you over
>I don't believe in god, and don't care about anything, but I wouldn't say I'm unhappy
>>59350207
If you can't hack the banter fuck off
>>59349216
>>59349429
Don't save these for your collections, lads. I fucked up the AM/PM bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
you know what you wanna do with that mate
you wanna put a banging donk on it
>>59350026
Genuinely terrified of the void
Wish I could convince myself an afterlife exists
>>59350215
>by the way I listen to classical
nice one mate cheers
keep dreaming about finding a snake in my garden lads what does it mean
>>59350218
>faggot
fuck off yank
gonna file an application for a wank
Ah yes the """"""main""""" combatants from WW1
>>59350274
you're gay
>>59350291
>not france
wtf I hate dice now
you should watch this film. nice middle class hipster vibes from berlin
>>59350269
Be Thou my battle Shield, Sword for the fight;
Be Thou my Dignity, Thou my Delight;
Thou my soul’s Shelter, Thou my high Tower:
Raise Thou me heavenward, O Power of my power.
>>59350262
Don't even try it mate.
I attempted to turn this into a /brit/ meme two years ago, fell flat on its face. Fucking embarrassing mate.
>>59350291
i am quite literally triggered
>>59350332
>berlin
stopped reading there
>>59349696
Heard of him everywhere for a few years now, still havent checked him out
>lefty on Reddit getting flustered about registering to vote
>he's from the Isle of Man
>"This is so complicated! Why can't I register to vote in the referendum."
>talks so much shit about how he wants Britain to stay in the EU
>doesn't even realise the Isle of Man isn't part of the EU
>>59350330
See: British Empire
>>59350291
>british empire
>no indian, Canadian, irish or anzac troops
>no russia
>no france
probably gonna be dlcs or a season pass
I've been to the year 3000 AMA
*puts a donk on it*
>>59350291
>such as the United States
>>59350332
ye savage film 2bh
>>59350407
what changed?
>>59350407
How was my great great great granddaughter?
Really do need an ever so slightly chubby gf with massive chebs and glasses who is into geeky things tbqh.
>When you intellectually best a foe on the reddit
there are some things you just shouldn't joke about and religion is one of them.
>>59350436
Not much but they live underwater.
>>59350441
She's pretty fine.
come on lads, play the white man
>>59350446
who doesn't eh
>>59350316
thought so
guess snake = penis? remember reading about it from freud in sociology class
>>59350481
THeISt
there are some things you just shouldn't joke about and abelism is one of them
>>59349216
fantastic
>>59350529
amanda love is her name
>>59350542
wtf I hate brexit now
classic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie69TjEqTMM
thoughts on feminism?
>>59350503
listening to that tune now cheers
>>59350446
>tfw no gf to drop acid with
>tfw no gf with an unhealthy obsession with Star Trek TNG
Somewhere out there she must exist
*jumps into a big puddle*
*vapes in your general direction*
>>59350572
indeed
Watching Man vs Food lads
He's in Hartford, Connecticut
>>59350610
Best body in Hollywood
>>59350600
>nah not a fan
>>59350529
Aroused
already had 4 wanks ffs man
wish all smokers would fuck off and die 2bh
>>59350529
Please tell me there's a continuation of this webm
>>59350291
>the United States
>no Russia
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no France
B E L L A
Is /pol/ just irony?
>>59350670
you just gotta wait it out
>>59350648
Agreed.
>>59350610
her nipples are lopsided
>>59350688
http://imgur.com/a/OGiHZ
>Is called Bella
>she is not bella
hello lads how are we all doing?
and i know she'll be the death of me
>>59350670
*blows smoke in your face*
"fuck off cunt"
>>59350610
literally a man
>>59350689
>>no Russia
The game is based in 1917, the same year Russia withdrew from the war.
exercise is more important than opening your third eye btw
>>59350731
it's mostly satire but there are a few people who believe what they type
>>59350767
trying to get this filipina to come to my flat
will travel to florida to see the first launch of this badboy, (if it ever happens)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System
>>59350795
Squatting a2g assists in opening your third eye
is /pol/ right?
The best gimmicks are those that have only ever been posted once.
>>59350753
Bad boob job
أنا رئيس بلدية لندن
>>59350818
just hire her m8
>>59350791
>The game is based in 1917
lmao I bet the Germans are going to be big evil racist Nazi baddies in it too
stupid Americans should fuck off and make another WWII game
>>59350610
if she did an interracial gangbang scene i'd wank myself to death
>>59350861
then they're not gimmicks
>>59350861
this meta humour right?
>>59350861
you cannot force a gimmick
you have to let them grow naturally
>>59350797
Is it like a trap?
GREAT Britain
could devour a chinky right now lads but spent my last tenner on booze and fags at bargainbooze
my favourite gimmick is when someone tells a story then a few posts later someone else recounts the story from the other person's point of view
>>59350853
it's rarely satire but there are many who believe what they type
Ousting Pedro II was a mistake.
He kept those niggers in check.
>>59350853
always
Really liking these BBC Attenborough programs on at the moment.
Nice to appreciate a living legend in his ninetieth year.
Fuck the Queen, the hand-shaking miserable auld bag.
>>59350897
did you end up getting thai food btw?
>>59350944
>15 years
literally the last 10 years things have gotten shit everywhere but people act like its been like this forever
>>59350950
fuck off nonce
>>59350767
booking my flights to moldova
>>59351004
Got a stir fry with peanut sauce for lunch
could devour a qt chink bois boi pucci rn
Going to send the internet gf another message when she wakes up
>>59351050
h*ck yeah! was it yummy?
>>59350990
>mfw Life That Glows
Everyone reply to this post until we reach the bump limit
>>59350950
waste man
>>59350944
>white flight doesn't exist they said
Looks like the people who actually have to live with the direct consequences of the non-white invasion are voting with their feet and leaving, while the suburban champagne socialists continue to extol the virtues of their multicultural utopian delusion.
>>59351104
fuck off
>>59350990
The queen called out the chinks for being cunts, so she is ok in my book.
Plus she tends to her Corgis.
>>59351136
>white flight doesn't exist they said
Who did?
>>59351094
Was pretty based 2bh
>Everyone reply to this post until we reach the bump limit
@104
nah
>>59351104
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrzsh52l9HY
watching videos like this
>>59351164
>The queen called out the chinks for being cunts, so she is ok in my book.
Except she didn't.
been sprouting a few grey hairs and I'm not even 20 yet.
why is the struggle so real lads?
i'm posting this gimmick.... with NO survivors!
>>59351199
are you ashkenazi or sephardic?
>>59351136
>delusion
stopped reading there
>>59351192
awesome sauce xD
>>59351272
kill yourself
22 inch, 10 lb pizza between 2 people over 1 hour
pissed in a glass the other night and put it under my bed and forgot about it, just went to retrieve it now and seen the glass knocked over and the carpet absolutely reeks of piss
the royal family are parasitic scum
>>59351272
>DavidIcke.com
>kill yourself
>>59351255
half polish half german
>>59351321
>pissed in a glass
For what purpose?
was planning a suicide earlier but now ive dressed up as a girl and i feel so much better
>>59351348
>>59351321
what the fuck was going through your head when you decided "yep, i'm going to piss in that glass instead of walking to the bathroom like a civilised human being"?
Between the 2001-2011 censuses the white british population of Birmingham not only dropped percentage wise but in real terms, from 641,345 to 570,217.
71,000 people. A 12% drop in 10 years. London lost 600,000 White British in the same time period.
I wonder what the 2021 census will say for London, Manchester, Birmingham, Luton? 49% white british in birmingham? 35% white british in London? Is it any wonder the powers that be are trying to get the census scrapped?
>>59351136
The problem, or at least one, is the way immigration as been managed where huge numbers are settled in little pockets rather than spread around.
No wonder there is zero sense of community and social cohesion in places.
don't reply to him
>>59350763
Cheers bruh
>the royal family are parasitic scum
>>59351348
Parasitic scum who contribute millions to our economy
>>59351321
this is how it begins lad
best just buy some leggings and appoint your sex change now
my scheme to get a qt black gf is all falling into place lads
>>59351443
leaching of the taxpayer is not contributing to the economy
>>59351321
My piss candle overflowed when I pissing in it
>I'm anti-monarchist
>>59351396
Ha. Funniest thing I've seen a Yank post on /brit/
tfw no hila klein horse gf
>Why yes as a matter of fact I AM Republican
>>59351455
did you go to the zoo?
ever noticed how rightists become massive Jewish capitalists when talking about the British monarchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-PjZmR2ZDM
only one year of college left lads, feeling sad
>>59351461
Politicians are bigger parasites
I'd rather we just put the entire house of commons on the street and gave the Queen authority again
I need help on excel, welll...with math.
I need to work out how many more sales I need to get to a certain market share.
Say there have been £100 worth of sales on the market this year.
I have sold £20, another retailer £40, another £35 and another £5.
I currently have a 20% market share.
Without taking any sales away from other retailers, how many more sales must I bring to the market to increase my market share to 30%.
I know I can do this through trial and error but I wondered if there was a quick formula?
Thanks, guys. Appreciate any help...
>I don't like the royal family
>>59351461
So if you were a billionaire who pays a fuckton in taxes you're a leech if you use the NHS?
been scratching my scalp all night
might have dandruff lads
>>59351502
>rightists
>jewish capitalists
what?
also Capitalism is Liberal
>>59351518
>>>/studentroom/
>why of course i pledge allegiance to the saxe-coburg-gotha family! they are my rulers, i am a mere subject.
>>59351518
>math
FOY
>>59351443
>tourism wouldn't exist without the monarchy
Fucks sake, mate. If you're actually going to arselick the royals at least drop the economic bollocks and focus on the tradition/culture/history argument. You have a pretty good position then.
*opens the lad bible*
>>59351554
get a caffeinated shampoo
>>59351518
It depends on what you are selling
>when his politics aren't royalist
>>59351535
no
If you scrounge millions every year and have the taxpayer fund your lavish lifestyle you`re a leeching cunt
>Why yes as a matter of fact my ancestors were from the merry old land of Ireland.
>>59351606
*opens the /brit/*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXmpJRZPYI
>corbyn in the background
quite interesting imo
maths and football
>>59351599
Ah yes, counter them being parasitic leeches by saying they did good things in the past, very impressive.
>>59351511
>give the queen authority
Why would anyone of sound mind trust a fucking dithering 90yo woman who has lived in a protective bubble all her life to make sound decisions for a nation?
>>59351387
>>59351416
woke up in the middle of the night and genuinely couldnt be arsed to go for a piss so just pissed in an empty pint glass
>>59351624
>have the taxpayer fund your lavish lifestyle
they get their money from the crown holdings
and most of that money goes into maintaining said crown holdings
the guy who got the second post itt probably waited like 30 minutes in the last thread for a new and he only got 2 (you)s
what a loser
>saxe-coburg-gotha
>>59351624
They make us millions from tourism and royal land, they're not leeches you dolt.
gib back 6 counties and take your unionist friends with you
>>59351709
they take more than they bring in
You can't cuck yourself harder than supporting a monarchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl7yS8fhrQg
Business idea: unite the white race
>>59351678
because she's not a career politician
taking power away from the bureaucrats and populist toady's is always a good thing
this is why I don't understand Republicans who think that somehow our shit politicians would be less shit if we gave them more official power.
>>59351688
>>59351709
objectively wrong
the royal family get the majority of the money from the crown holdings AND get a taxpayer funded welfare package on top
too many appeals to emotion ITT
>>59351664
>by saying they did good things in the past
Yeah, that's not what I said, Rasheed.
>>59351755
against who?
>you've been hit. you've been struck by
you got the fucking lyrics wrong you mong
>>59351709
France is the most visited country in the world
That land was stolen from the people
Way down below the ocean
Where I wanna be she may be
>>59351752
only thing worse is democracy
t. Aristotle
modern democracy is the greatest invention britain has made
>>59351794
no I haven't, I literally just listened to the song
fascist meritocracy is where it's at
Bacon is good but it's not
>Holy Shit Bacon
Good
>Hating the queen
Rasheed
>some were given the divine right to rule because of the family they were born into and questioning this is bad
No real issue with the royals, but the tax payer shouldn't contribute a penny to their upkeep. The have an independent income and should rely on that alone.
>>59351780
so do politicians
I'd rather have all of them axed than the crown
>>59351802
>Republicans think they're ebin revolutionaries
National Socialism is where it's at
Royal family will be abolished within the next 30 years, too many immigrants and Charles isn't charismatic enough to keep it going
>>59351867
The royal estate gives more to he government than they receive you dolt
>>59351742
>>59351780
proofs
Doing a flirt
fascism has failed every time it has been tried
Why isn't the queen posing for selfies with tourists at £25 a pop?
Cunt needs to earn her own money instead of leeching
>hmm who should we have as our head of state?
>someone who is elected and chosen by the citizens of this country?
>no, no, power should rest with a family of scrounging bennie pigs
>>59351762
Right, so because she's not a career politician makes her infallible in her decision making?
That a single person somehow knows what is best for an entire nation of 70m people and will get it right every time?
>>59351867
So how are they a monarch and not just a business owner?
>>59351926
It's impossible to say because many of the costs and payments are undisclosed.
>>59351847
who decides merit though?
desu Rome was fairly meritocratic all things considered
at least a merit based aristocracy
Nadia Kamil: going to med school
You: piss jugs
addicted to watching videos of baby seals
>>59351961
eatin mini rolls lads
free market democracy is the only true meritocracy
>>59352010
do you watch them go clubbing?
>He doesn't know about the Divine Rights of Kings.
>>59351926
That's irrelevant and unable to be confirmed. The royals are capable of supporting themselves financially and should do so. It removes the parasite argument too.
>>59351964
It doesn't remove their position as Head of State.
>>59351918
in Britain maybe
Canada will hang on until the bitter end because changing the constitution is too bloody and we need to be special.
>>59351962
yes
A monarch is always better than a politician because they have to be measured by necessity
if a politician fucks up he's gone next election anyways and the party cna cover it up
if a monarch fucks up they have to live with it until they die so there is far more pressure to maintain order and peace in the Kingdom when you know you are directly responsible and can't avoid it.
not to mention decades of rule leads to a heap of experience that no politician anywhere enjoys. you may get the occasional good PM but he's always limited by his terms and his party, a mediocre king has a lifetime to gain experience as he was born to rule, he never sought power unlike the slimes in Parliament.
>>59351646
honestly we never should have stuck our beaks in Afghanistan and Iraq
we need to just keep our beaks clean in future, brings more trouble than its worth
>>59352130
Nice pasta, faggot.
>>59352196
did make me think about the Syria debate too
suppose have become a lot more involved nowadays though, as a result of Afghanistan and Iraq
>>59351844
it's
you've been hit by, you've been struck by
not
you've been hit, you've been struck by
you fucking drip
>>59349253
I would
>>59351646
great stuff.
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