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normie genocide when? edition
cara
Kyary
whatevz lol
>We don’t pay very much to be in Europe, net. They pay more per head in Sweden, Denmark, the Netherlands, and Germany. It is entirely our own fault that we have chosen to spend so little on our healthcare as compared to nearby countries. My explanation for that is that we are still adjusting to losing the income that indirect-tribute from Empire once gave us. We still spend too much on arms and all the other ‘Bads’ that a state which had an empire needs, and which we no longer need. And we still tax too little, partly because we have not realised that we can no longer make the monopoly profits that a country with an Empire can enjoy.
well said
NOT watching eurovision for the music
>I think we should do away with monarchy and be run by corporations instead.
Ah yes very impressive.
>the world went shit after the enlightenment
>>59352092
When is it on?
>>59352095
not an argument
Mc snipah, here to get you hypah
>>59352095
it's inevitably going to happen when governments collapse in a few hundred years
governments are letting companies grow to be bigger and richer than most countries
apple has more power than the US government right now
>>59352095
>I think the monarchy has saved us from already being run by corporations and that the monarchy have no corporate interests themselves
Ah yes
>the world was ever good
>>59352089
Well said comrade
>>59352095
yeah, good thing we aren't already run be corporations hah
Kyary
Hate Singaporeans
>>59352047
*Mediocracy you mean
>>59352171
bloody racist
>>59352155
no it doesn't
>>59352155
>in a few hundred years
global corporations already rule the world my dude
>watching Bill Maher
>'so London elected its first muslim mayor ...'
>liberal audience literally erupts in applause
>>59352155
no different from the middle ages when warlords took over
it would be a return to feudalism
if anything I imagine it would be much better (but also more chaotic)
show us yer prat, love!
wahey!
>A monarch is always better than a politician because they have to be measured by necessity
>Our politicians fly off to America thinking that is where to go to learn. Gordon Brown used to go every year. It’s not just The US record in education. America is abysmal on housing; America is particularly abysmal on health. It is the only affluent state in the world that makes our record on social progress look good, including on public spending. We are heading towards being the lowest public spending country in Europe. Other countries within the EU choose to spend far more of their money collectively – like Denmark, France, and Sweden, and Italy, and Norway – and get better health outcomes and better education and better housing outcomes. They get more innovation. People produce more scientific papers. More patents, more entrepreneurs. We kid ourselves when we claim we do this.
very true
>>59352194
it literally does though
it stopped them from accessing iphones that have passcodes on them
>Rome was meritocratic
Ah yes where they owned slaves.
The world would be a better place if being mentally unstable was socially acceptable.
should i tell her that i miss her?
>republics were ever good
Who here /libertarian socialist/
>>59352244
very VERY good post right here
>>59352253
that's not power
the FBI made a request that Apple could freely deny because the US is a free-market democracy and the government has limited power by design
>>59352292
anarcho socialist here
getting my daily dose of Nick Land
>>59352320
ummmm?
>>59352292
>Two completely conflicting ideologies
Nice meme government lad.
>>59352320
anime nonce
>>59352262
fairly meritocratic
more so than we are today
>>59352292
What's it like being an idiot?
>>59352271
everyone is a little mentally unstable
moving to bradford is the goal
>>59352130
Subjective arsewash. Literally nothing factual or correct there at all.
>>59352312
Ah yes another conflicting ideology.
>>59352303
>please mr apple can we h-have a-a-access to your phones
if they had any real power they would have just hacked into them and not given a shit what apple would do but they have too much power and influence
>>59352349
>>59352340
Educate yourselves
me thinks I will spend the time til' twilight studying the corpus hermeticum
>>59352351
so that's why the world is so fucked up
>tfw exam monday and don't know anything
anarcho-centrist here
>>59352402
But thats exactly what they did
anything worse than anime posters?
Oh yeah, kpop posters
>>59352369
just arrived at dover lad
looking to meet up with the rest of your family?
any tips for the eurovision lads
>>59352445
Why do you care? There's 300+ posts a thread you don't have to like all of them
anarcho fascist here
>>59352402
it's nothing to do with apple having any power, it's to do with the FBI not being able to do just anything they want because that's bad.
apple can't bomb rasheeds with drones or negotiate multi-national trade treaties or remove heads of state they don't like or tax a population of 330 million people
>>59352411
>Libetarianism is concerned with the individual over the state
>Socialism is concerned with the state over the individual
Ah yes these two ideologies are perfect bedfellows!
anarcho monarchist here
>>59352499
>not believing in the third way
degen ideologue
>>59352411
>educate yourself
>posts chomsky
lmFao
>>59352499
https://youtu.be/wriQGI5NGOM
>>59352480
Never reply to me EVER
if all the eton tories who went to harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually
do you reckon cara has a little bush or is clean shaven?
>>59352479
turn it off and read a book
>>59352320
>>59352337
>>59352346
creasing at the fact that some weeb is going to have Nick's face next to his post on some other board
If you want socialism you cannot possibly want small government as well.
Socialism would be impossible to enforce without a big government because socialist policies are universally unpopular.
>>59352528
Good lad
>>59352584
ask annie
>>59352593
wew
>>59352611
>socialist policies are universally unpopular.
Oh like the NHS?
Reading a book
>>59352611
not a small government just one that upholds freedoms
monarcho anarchist here
>>59352611
nice statement post, do you feel better now?
>>59352681
Without taxation there would be no NHS.
Taxation is universally unpopular. If there was no big government pointing a gun to people's head then no one would pay tax. There goes your socialist utopia.
dreamed of the waifu last night
woke up before the lewd bits happened
>>59352686
can imagine a gay lad would love this as a gift
>>59352686
this isn't real
>actually advocating monarchy in 2016
marx is spinning in his grave
Got diagnosed with being spasticated today :(
>back to the future
>they don't go back to the future
???
charli
>>59352729
not an argument
>>59352767
FOAL
>>59352292
I'm an anarcho-monarchist libertarian
>>59352776
Wew lad
>>59352729
>Taxation is universally unpopular.
so are a lot of things but people, adults, put up with them realising the long term benefits.
>>59352763
>Marx
talk about anachronism
He'd be spinning anyways to see how his ideology has been co-opted by fashionistas
>>59352763
>When you see a political graph that puts the Green party under "libertarian"
>>59352729
the smaller community the more willing people are to help each other.
small local = communism
big and global = selfish capitalism
>>59352776
want to bury my face in her crotch
>>59352729
Corporate media brainwashes people into thinking the new iPhone they don't need is more important than people getting the healthcare they need
could do with a gf
Unironically an existentialist-phenomenologist-operationalist and political non-euclidean
I could destroy Noam Chomsky in an intellectual debate
>>59352776
would very much like to give her noony a jolly good rodgering and pay her handsomely for the privilege
very interesting video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-P4mx1FLU
>>59352859
You actually think that people would pay tax if they didn't have to?
>>59352866
>over 100 million
So a fraction of how many people died at the hands of imperialism
>>59352877
very much need to smell her knickers there desu
>>59352763
communism is the process by which capitalism is replaced, monarchy and its advocation is within reason if it assists the communist process in its goal of finding something to replace capitalism with.
nice moist vagina with a bit of hair on it that smells faintly of fish
>>59352946
I would but definitely not for all the wank we have here
If it was a donation system is give it to schools, the parks and environment service and the military
>>59352946
They'd stop paying until they realised a lot of the services they'd relied on are entirely dependent on tax.
How is a "supreme soviet" different to a monarch?
>>59352934
didn't you try once stefan?
marx neglected the scale of states
Who /GrandDesigns/ here?
>>59352946
but they do have to as they understand the consequences of transition in isolation to a non tax system, they volunteer to, else people would all vote for parties calling for no tax. They dont.
>>59352946
So why do people, mega wealthy people who can avoid it, pay tax, like John Caudwell for example?
>>59352969
Communism is a load of wank as Marx is philosophically outdated as are all the hegelians
Only 3rd worlders, grandpas and impressionable teens still worship him
>>59353023
And then they'd just go out and directly fund those services themselves like people have always done throughout history.
>>59353056
That's not a very Grand Design
>The 36-year-old from Eastbourne uploaded two sexually explicit pictures of his ex-partner and non-sexual images of three women with offensive captions.
>He was arrested and cautioned in April after the victims contacted Sussex Police.
LITERALLY EXACTLY THE SAME CRIME AS POLEABOO AND HE GOT OFF WITH A CAUTION
Fucking knew there was a conspiracy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36294050
finally liberated halo lads
>>59352028
when i was walking to work the other day I saw a guy who looked like the Rog. he was even wearing similar sunglasses. I was scared D:
my hand is constantly on my willy
very much enjoy these adverts with the cute waggy woof https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJcvRLKO_pU&t=48&app=desktop
>le doing a political science or philosophy degree and making memes about it on 4chan meme
Name a time in history when people have willingly paid tax.
>>59353097
You're an idiot
>>59353026
I imagine because it's non hereditary
Though desu people will accept all sorts f abuse from a democratic/socialist government that they would never tolerate under a monarchy
But silly really, tell people you represent them and you can get away with anything
>>59353100
How is it now you've been playing it a bit more?
Whats the combat system like?
>>59353082
Like when?
>>59353079
being able to provide an answer isn't the same as advocating the position. I wasn't advocating it. All politcal systems are wank if you want to avoid war.
>that cramp twins episode about the parsnips
Fookin spooky desu
>>59353181
Like every period of history before taxes were invented.
Don't reply to him
Glad I pay so much taxes so that pakis can get free houses lads.
>>59353056
good lad
>>59353208
>avoiding war
War shouldn't be demonized, or advocated for that matter
Hollow Crown on tonight, lads.
Are ye prepared to be triggered?
>>59353284
>z
FOY
>>59353213
When people were living in huts spending their days inbreeding? Totally comparable to the modern era.
How do anarchists square the circle that, before government, there was anarchy, so government formed from anarchy?
>m-muh mutually agreed contracts
>>59353166
Not him but the combat is literally wank and the worst part of the game.
There's no skill involved or tactics you just build more ships than the other guy so your stats are bigger than his stats and then right click on him.
>>59353337
anarchism is a meme that spiraled out of control
>>59353277
>mate of mine works two jobs so he can save up to buy a house
>gets bumped to a higher tax bracket
>now makes LESS than he did working one job
>had to quit one because it wasn't worth it
Absolutely loving this tax meme
>>59353337
anarchy will always lead to warlords taking over
the gf just sent this to me.
>>59353395
>now makes LESS than he did working one job
that's not possible unless you're really, really shit at doing your taxes
Soyuz manned launches: 506
Soyuz fatalities: 4
Space Shuttle manned launches: 135
Space shuttle fatalities: 14
>>59353395
Your friend doesn't understand how taxes work then
>>59353363
>>59353166
It's rock paper scissors, if you rock paper scissors harder than the other guy you'll win even if his fleet is larger.
>>59353410
she looks so qt in that alarm video desu.
Best way to play stellaris lads:
>Divine Mandate government type
>Rapid breeder and adaptable perks
>Migrate to other plants and cuck them to death
>>59353337
In general the idea is that human society should be organized organically and locally first rather than a sprawling rationalist beurocracy calling itself [G]overnment
>>59353444
>>59353363
Have you played Endless Space?
so its basically the same but without the 'card abilities' system thing
>>59353435
your point?
>>59353337
anarchy only works on a small scale, like tribes
>>59353337
>before government, there was anarchy
no
>>59353519
Yes
>>59353441
Do you actually believe the Canuck's tale? That the tedious moosenigger faggot hasn't just made this story up about his "mate"
the EU is a neoliberal shitfest
>>59353497
rasheed
>>59353499
Didn't we already try that though?
Government is an evolution over hundreds of years that humans have found to be the best way of running a nation.
just did a political compass test and I turned out as authoritarian left fucking hell
I consider myself centre right btw
>>59353582
It's the system that corporate tyranny has found best to control the citizens
>>59353546
anarchy isn't just absence of government. there is always some form of community leadership. anarchy is to have these structured so that they cancel each other out
business idea: destroy the english countryside by building thousands of homes for brown people who hate us and only come here to claim benefits
>>59353585
welcome comrade
>>59353284
Its the current goal in general for many western culture, the end of war and the beginning of star trek.
the day you were born the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name Arthas...
getting a bit tired of the ironic racism lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo_a87Im95g
average brit lad goes on holiday
Capitalism caused the World Wars
>he isn't voting Out
tsk tsk
cooking some food
*asks you a rhetorical question*
*gets angry when you answer it*
>>59353642
Ah it's one of those "this word is defined differently now because otherwise my position would be stupid" arguments
>>59353696
Daily reminder leavers are Putin aiding traitors on par with the SNP and led by power grabbing career politicians.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/13/brexit-perfect-gift-vladimir-putin-eu
sorting a plan
>>59353694
so true emoji emoji emoji emoji emoji emoji emoji xx oo xx
war is bad x
resisting capitalism while living in a capitalistic country
heh... how ironic
>>59353730
nah it was never your straw man
feet smell a bit
if i were a girl id let some autist sniff them for a 10er
Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength
lads what board will the eurovision thread be on? /int/? /mu/? /pol/? /b/?
>>59353817
If you were a girl, I'd give you that 10er
>>59353869
/sp/
>>59353869
Why would it be on /pol/
Whats for dinner, lads?
>>59353869
I'm sure the gays from the Dr. Who general will make a thread on /tv/
can't sleep lads. Someone tell me a story
And I know that you will show restraint when exercising your great power
looking at other people cooler than me my age and getting jealous
>>59353805
Doesnt make any sense, you wouldnt resist capitalism in a country that doesnt use it as a system surely? You would be too busy being happy with the alternative you chose. There is no irony, are you murkin? I dont think they have irony.
>>59353997
hi sara
>>59353956
Had crocodile for dinner tonight. Was lovely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
But the truest victory my son, is stirring the hearts of your people
>>59354037
>couldn't even get to the Eurovision final
>talking about victory
m8
>>59353873
sound pal
>>59354018
So I won? Awesome I never win arguments here, you must be such a tard. Thanks mate.
I know somethings very wrong
why are so many 'cool' black people weebs
>>59353982
>regularly process insurance applications for people younger than me who earn twice as much
>>59354035
What if she bought it used?
I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end, you shall be king
Sick of all these ruddy gangstalkers
>>59354035
>relative privation fallacy
well done rorke
>>59354035
iPhones are made by workers not capitalist parasites
>>59354100
people always try and fill niches to feel special, just like gurl gamers
The Georgian one from last years Eurovision 2bh
>>59354134
I'd buy her used wahey
>>59354100
because anime is for niggers
>>59353969
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful moray eel named Samantha.
Every night, she would look up from the darkness of the ocean floor, and watch the fish swimming overhead in the moonlight.
Her dream was to become a carpenter, so she could build beautiful things.
But she had no hands. So her dreams would never come to be.
Sometimes life is cruel that way.
anyone want to come huff a big smelly fart out my arse down in the Paris catacombs?
all expenses paid x
>>59353928
Because they fucking loving nattering about flamboyancy and degeneracy, the queer bastards
>>59354144
>ruddy gangstalkers
red faced people watching groups of other congregated people surreptitiously?
what's your greatest achievement?
making peace with the establishment is an important part of maturity
disagree strongly [ ]
disagree [ ]
agree [ ]
agree strongly [ ]
>>59354230
ME!!!
>Communist
>Works at Tesco
and death shall have no dominion
>>59354308
what are you supposed to do? Live on the streets and starve?
1950s America was the peak of civilisation
>>59354145
wrong. the act of owning an expensive item isn't the point, the point is she is directly contributing to those poor conditions by funding the companies involved. she is a hypocrite and should be covered in piss and petrol.
>>59354274
Fucking hate questions like this where there isn't either a neutral position or an ability to disagree with the premise
It's like those dumb political compass questions
"The government should make the lives of everyone better, keep the environment clean and save the planet"
Agree
Disagree
>>59354261
Managing to lose my virginity.
>>59354396
Live on the streets
die in the sheets
>>59353500
For some reason the game keep knocking off my wifi when I'm playing it.
The combat is like the other paradox games but the way you fit and upgrade your ships play a massive effect.
Nothing like Endless Space,
>it's a someone mentions skeletons in hillary's cupboard but can't specify what the hell they're on about episode
what a silly meme
>>59354424
lol that is a political compass question
>>59354424
Pretty sure its one of those dumb political compass questions
>>59354220
Thanks anon I feel ready to doze now xx
>families who watch the TV while having dinner
>>59354478
there's a long list around somewhere
Sexuality does not exist
gayness, transexuality etc is a conscious choice, not innate. most of them do it as a form of rebellion to disgrace their families and society and/or manifest repressed episodes of sexual abuse.
>>59353585
how did i do guys
>Want a pond
>Wont put one in a rental property
>Can't afford a house
>>59354145
You've got the wrong fallacy there, pecker.
>>59352225
lmfao
>>59354644
Rasheed
This is how we win Brexit. Using meme magic on normies, making fun of Dave's daily doom statements
>>59354645
very good
>families who watch the TV
>>59354424
This is a 2 minute master class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA
>>59354648
>>Want a pond
You gay?
>he's a capitalist that uses the NHS
made a cracking post on /lit/ lads
>>>/lit/8037268
>he owns a TV
throwing the pineal gland out with the bathwater there
Quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlbcz7ZVXwo
>>59354775
Corker of a post lad
Hard truth: if Allied soldiers could have seen what the future held they would have fought for Hitler and not against him
how do you know if you're an alcoholic lads?
asking for a friend
It's starting lads
>>59354881
Do you drink everyday?
posting a post
Gf just sent me this
>>59354881
>Decided to have a glass or two of win the other day
>Got on to the second bottle
>Mummy asked me if I knew I was on my second bottle of wine as I had work the next day
reeeeeee, leave me alone
>>59354826
I'd give her a crack
>>59354937
no but I drink every weekend, usually about 20 cans or a 70cl bottle by myself in my flat watching netflix
lying on bed on iPost doing some reading
have wrapped the duvet very tighty around the feet; will they be getting cold eh hah i dont think today that they will be getting infact cold he
>Germany plans to spend 96 billion euros on refugees by 2020
JUST
>>59354881
When you get withdrawal symptoms.
DAILY
O
S
E
what you think lads?
>>59354964
overrated shit album
>>59355089
I too browse Reddit m'/r/Europe
Eurovision thread is going too fast 2bh
>>59354964
meme album
what you think lads?
>>59355164
what board is it on?
>british """"""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""""
>>59355138
good lad
Walked past the family watching the tele and what they were watching seemed to be just some random family watching tv
Can someone please explain
>>59355222
photoshop desu
>>59355189
>>59355146
it's actually a very good album
I shunned it ages ago because I thought it was just a teenage angsty shit album but it's excellent
>>59355222
very good
>>59355243
>american """"""""""" women """""""""""
>The semi-finals usually filters out the dross
>but tonight we've got some corkers
Based Norton
>>59355363
GET YOUR HATESPEECH OFF THIS GENERAL
Drinking a massive kale and alfalfa smoothie to mitigate the calcification Eurovision's going to cause.
Want to cry :'(
>playing Pokemon Fire red on an emulator on my phone
>beat the eighth gym leader last night, was going to do the Pokemon league today
>GBA emulator app won't open
Ah, very impressive
*unzips jeans*
>>59355635
What pokemanz you got
*unzips dick*
>>59352028
He really did nothing wrong.
>Continentals actually take Eurovision seriously
It's like that bit in the hunger games
>>59355635
>playing on emulator
N..no bully, lads.
wanking to pictures of teenage lesbian couples at prom
>>59354881
do you crave lucozade?
>>59355879
Exactly same as me lad
>haven't wanked in a week
>haven't had any opportunities to have sex in a week
feels rather emasculating lads
>>59355879
>>59355918
very good both of you
>australia is in the eurovision song contest
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Belgium is qt
>tfw busy revising so gonna miss the eurovision bants
>>59356127
lmao nerd
>>59356127
Iktf
>>59355984
didn't you know? they are European
Belgium a QT
>>59355984
so is Israel mate
>>59356127
eurovision is for homosexuals anyway
>>59355879
leftie gaybo desu
>>59356127
>revising
>on /brit/
Getting a degree in shitposting?
>>59356210
>>59355984
Both culturally European
>>59355264
Gogglebox?
>>59355744
Blastoise
Zapdos
Pidgeot
Onix
Arcanine
Pikachu
>>59355857
The only other option is buying a game boy. Fuck that, I already look autistic enough playing it on my phone.
>>59355984
They always have m8
>Euromeme comes on
>/brit/ dies
Wat do?
>it's a ballad episode
M U T E D
we /Eurovision/ now?
>>59356566
>using legendaries
would czech her pubics
>>59356638
accept your brexit hopes are dead
>>59356566
>Was going to btfo you with my killer Red team
>Can't remember it because I haven't played it since I was a kid
Bad times. I remember it had a Dragonite and Charizard and had attack moves of every type because I was a massive autist and worked it all out
ah yes... the European nation of Australia
>>59356699
Zapdos is literally my favourite pokemanz though.
>flying/electric
>looks cool as fuck
isn't czech republic czechia now?
is legacy captcha fucked for anyone? it used to be easy house numbers and shit but now it just never works and is barely readable
had to go back to fucking whack-a-mole version
apparently you can bank captchas now as well
>>59356862
No.
>tfw I have panic attack every time I get stoned now
Fucking brilliant, looks like I'm never going to be able to smoke weed ever again. REEEEEE
Netherlands a qt
>White birthrates declining
>"We can't have kids because it's too expensive"
>Paki birthrates exploding
>Most of them are third world poor
I don't get it
>>59356295
Taking a food break lid
>>59357117
You really don't?
d-did I pass?
>>59357117
>We need immigrants to support our economy
>"Germany to spend 90bn euro on asylum seekers"
not bad #Ned
When do Ukraine sing
>>59357117
condoms are expensive
Is it Naruto worth watching lads?
There's like 500 episodes so it's one hell of a commitment but it looks good desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWe8PRsW4T0
Daily reminder this is still the best Eurovision entry in the last decade and they were robbed for muh brave tranny from Austria
I drink every day and have done for years
>>59357110
>>59357374
thanks
>>59357581
you'll be fine
>>59357110
but it was a guy :\
just came really hard lads
Fuck me, I love cigarettes I really do.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/14/secret-life-high-functioning-drug-user
>feelings of sanity are returning
ahh yes
might eat something today too
>jemini getting 0 points was 13 years ago
New Wahey thread when
>>59357764
to what?
>>59357876
Who
>>59357737
>On 10 March 2016, in an interview with OutTV, Bob revealed that he identifies as bisexual.[14]
>made over 20 posts ITT
>no (you)s
haha
>>59357876
fuck me
remember scooch and daz sampson
>>59358139
>>59358139
>>59358139
>>59358139
NEW THREAD
you know what? you're not big and you're not clever so pack it in
