Thank goodness we'll never live in backwards Brazil edition
I'm not anti-monarchy but I do see why most people hate the idea of a royal family in their current form as merely a tourist attraction.
If they actually got power again, I could see people becoming more royalist. I would myself.
At the very least the Royal Family should replace the house of lords and act as a sort of umpire to keep the government in check.
Due to the Royal Family's success and wealth being dependent on the state of the country, I feel they would care more about Britain and it's people than career politicians selling the country out for money and power.
The monarchy is a human embodiment of the nation. It's why, although I'd prefer Jerusalem to be our anthem, I don't detest God Save the Queen, because as I said, I feel they're a human embodiment of the land, so when we sing God Save the Queen, we're singing God Save Britain
ITT: things lazy people say
>I never feel tired when going to bed
>>59348662
I heard you the first time
>>59348570
ummmmmmmmm other way around surely
the royal family should be nowhere near power
>>59348662
Anon why did you repeat my post
You're creepy
>>59348694
Rashee
janny's reaching for the vice lad
>>59348697
So you wouldn't have to.
>>59348717
rasheed countries all have royal families or dictators in power and they're all shitholes
just sent my internet missus another £200
>>59348570
>I'm not anti-monarchy
You are so pro monarchy you are shitting german cum lad
Doesn't it get boring?
>Britain leaving EU could lead to daemons breaking free from the immaterium says David Cameron.
>In a shocking interview this week, David Cameron warned Britain that leaving the EU could lead to the collapse of the webway and attack by chaos gods.
>"Basically what is happening is all the negative emotion from leave voters is giving birth to a god of chaos that will rape our shit" said the PM
>>59348694
My Danish tour guide was so far up your queen's arse I could hardly hear him
yes it does
thank you for asking x
>>59348805
Did you go to Amalienborg? My workplace is really near there
>>59348860
shame
>>59348803
Honestly think this is the angle we should be taking meme magic. The more Cameron and co talks about consequences of leaving, the more people will think of these hyperbolic memes and vote to leave
there is now only 1 person living who was born in the 19th century
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/13/living/worlds-oldest-person-dies/
soooo many fuckboys on the TL tonite x
it's okay, i'm used to it :)
>>59348863
Might've done, went up to the royal palace
Reminder that the 'internet gf' poster is the same lad who paid £3000 to go to Japan for a hug
Is there anyone more pathetic in this solar system?
>>59348943
i wonder what she thinks about transgender bathroom privilege
tummy's a rumblin'
pretending to be a girl on the internet is great 2bh
this idiot just sent me £200 and he thinks I'm his 'internet girlfriend'
inject HCl into my bollocks y/n
alri lads so whats the consensus about race and intelligence
charli
I really like the intro of this song but I can't find a loop of it anywhere :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC2ZY2loo74
>>59348998
you are what causes trust issues haha
>>59349051
no correlation
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/731160026572816384
Why does this picture have chromatic aberration
>>59349051
are you ashkenazi
>>59348967
I post 'internet missus' not 'internet gf' and I'm also the lad that ridiculed japnonce
stay in your lane sweetie :) x
Looks like reddit is voting to stay
http://instapoll.me/60/
>>59349051
blacks statistically have lower IQs
>>59348943
>100 nieces and nephews
bloody hell
>>59349059
good lad
>>59349108
alright lad your 'internet missus' just messaged me a picture of her tits
reminder Britain will vote to remain because of Scotland
>>59349110
that's because reddit are literally all leftie cucks
>>59349051
we jews are at the peak
>>59349108
You're just memeing but he actually makes real blogposts about his internet gf ignoring him
>>59349188
england can outvote us several tmes over you daft twat
Down Syndrome is proof that too much of anything is a bad thing.
>>59349158
you realise that I don't actually have an 'internet missus' with an 'internet mother-in-law' right lad?
you don't take everything posted here literally do you?
so oppressed
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/731228245996228608
>>59349253
AYY LMAO
>>59349212
he is honestly the most pathetic creature i've ever seen
>>59349228
too much of what? chromosomes?
>>59349236
how cucked to you have to be to have an 'internet mother-in-law'
>>59349291
well duh??
http://abc7ny.com/news/canadian-tourist-slugged-by-free-hug-guy-in-times-square;-suspect-arrested/1335434/
might cuckold my right hand with my left
gorgeous weather outside and I'm sat in my flat alone playing destiny drinking gin and orange juice heh heh heh
heh
post some easy listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBbyglq37E
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdXV_yVuPo
>gf once typed out a cute little song about how she loved me, earlier this year
>thought it was touching, nobody's done something like that for me before
>I broke up with her around the start of April but we're trying again now
>I ask her today if she ever remembers writing up a song
>"oh I don't think so"
Better to yadda yadda
Lately have taken to slapping my nuts a bit while wanking
are you in debt from rent arrears, credit cards or bank overdrawn I can offer assistance
lads I registered to vote up at uni last year for the GE
will I be registered to vote in the EU referendum?
>>59349425
hold on to her
how can you describe a relationship with a communist as 'perfectly healthy'?
>>59349340
hmm
>>59349422
madman
women say they don't like fuccbois
but they do
>>59349407
that sharp voice is not easy listening
>Why yes I do post on the so-called reddit
>>59349425
Why didn't the relationship work out the first time?
>>59349475
he's a cuck
>>59349422
BABABOOEY HOWARD STERN'S PENIS
Someone vocaroo themselves saying "Parmesan cheese"
joffrey is a meanie poo
(game of thrones reference for those of you who don't watch it)
can someone explain Howard Stern for me?
what the fuck is it
>>59349577
She was away for a long time and we didn't have enough things to do together online, wasn't satisfying for either of us.
>>59349429
Do "cause british people to lose magic powers"
>>59349672
y tho
>>59349696
like Chris Moyles
>>59349698
Makes sense to me, I hope it works out between you two. x
>>59349698
>internet girlfriend
Do you think a girl has ever had a girl wank to the thought of you?
>>59349696
a big penis
>>59349696
It's a meme you dip
>>59349672
AYYYYYYYYYYYY MAMMA WHERE IS THE PARMAJAN CHEESE TO A PUTTA ON MA SPICY MEATBALLS UNLCE TONY IS A BREAKIN MA BALLS
remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxsSj3EHIY
when and how did nationalism become racism
>>59349832
When did you lads become interested in politics/news/current affairs?
>>59349772
A girl making another girl masturbate to the thought of you?
Posting from a bench beneath Edinburgh castle lads.
Who /comfy/ here?
>come into /brit/
>see people are talking to me
>blog about it
>mfw
>>59349672
LIFE IS A MINESTRONE
WITH PARMESAN CHEESE
Can't remember the last time I did a flushable poo
>>59349772
Knew a girl that told me she had a boy wank to me once
>>59348557
>not putting women in charge is wrong
just reported a nonce having a wank watching cp on his phone on a bench under edinburgh castle to the filth
>>59349887
you got network in the catacombs lad?
it ain't safe on the block
not even for the cops
>>59349944
excuse me
>>59349881
/brit/
Tyson Fury launches another foul-mouthed rant as he shares his anti-Semitic views and claims rape and bestiality will one day be made legal
Controversial boxer Tyson Fury has claimed that rape and bestiality will one day be made legal after he launched into another shocking, foul-mouthed rant.
The heavyweight world champion, currently preparing for his rematch with Wladimir Klitschko in Manchester on July 9, is no stranger to sharing his forthright views, having been widely criticised for his opinion on homosexuality last year.
And his latest vile outpouring includes offerings on rape, bestiality and Jews.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3589240/Tyson-Fury-launches-foul-mouthed-rant-airs-anti-Semitic-views-claims-rape-bestiality-one-day-legal.html
>driving in my car
>pass a bunch of bus turds
stupid bus turds
Why are atheists so unhappy lads?
>>59349425
lmfao why would you break up with a girl without a replacement lined up?
>>59350026
They don't accept Gods love
>>59349772
the sake of humanity and all that is good I hope not
got kicked off a bus for vaping
>>59350026
I don't believe in god, and don't care about anything, but I wouldn't say I'm unhappy
>>59350046
They don't come off factory lines here Kim
>>59350046
Why would someone use a proxy?
New Battlefield DLC announced lads
poo breath poo breath
na na nanana
poopy breath ahaha
u have a poopy breath
ewwwwww
*runs away*
i went to church once
they demanded i put money into a dish that was being passed around to everyone. it was an absurd amount, like 15% of my weekly income. sermon started and i was looking around at all the people in quiet prayer, but then i noticed some kids giggling to themselves and realized i can relate more to those kids than i can everyone else so i left to go shitpost on /brit/
>>59349429
>Everyone will gain Scouse accents should Britain vote to leave the EU
>>59350096
all the more reason to NOT break up, dipstick
>>59350129
WUZ
>>59350160
I meant you can't just have another lined up
>>59350107
idiot
>>59348557
Fuck you too.
Also i see how "impartial" and "objective" your media is.
>tfw revising with classical music
super comfy
called someone in the street a faggot (under my breath)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4lXthHJUw4&feature=youtu.be
>>59350160
You've never had a gf have you?
the best pints are those pulled once a week
>>59350215
could easily push you over
>I don't believe in god, and don't care about anything, but I wouldn't say I'm unhappy
>>59350207
If you can't hack the banter fuck off
>>59349216
>>59349429
Don't save these for your collections, lads. I fucked up the AM/PM bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
you know what you wanna do with that mate
you wanna put a banging donk on it
>>59350026
Genuinely terrified of the void
Wish I could convince myself an afterlife exists
>>59350215
>by the way I listen to classical
nice one mate cheers
keep dreaming about finding a snake in my garden lads what does it mean
>>59350218
>faggot
fuck off yank
gonna file an application for a wank
Ah yes the """"""main""""" combatants from WW1
>>59350154
>>59350274
you're gay
>>59350291
>not france
wtf I hate dice now
you should watch this film. nice middle class hipster vibes from berlin
>>59350269
Be Thou my battle Shield, Sword for the fight;
Be Thou my Dignity, Thou my Delight;
Thou my soul’s Shelter, Thou my high Tower:
Raise Thou me heavenward, O Power of my power.
>>59350262
Don't even try it mate.
I attempted to turn this into a /brit/ meme two years ago, fell flat on its face. Fucking embarrassing mate.
>>59350291
i am quite literally triggered
>>59350332
>berlin
stopped reading there
>>59349696
Heard of him everywhere for a few years now, still havent checked him out
>lefty on Reddit getting flustered about registering to vote
>he's from the Isle of Man
>"This is so complicated! Why can't I register to vote in the referendum."
>talks so much shit about how he wants Britain to stay in the EU
>doesn't even realise the Isle of Man isn't part of the EU
>>59350330
See: British Empire
>>59350291
>british empire
>no indian, Canadian, irish or anzac troops
>no russia
>no france
probably gonna be dlcs or a season pass
I've been to the year 3000 AMA
*puts a donk on it*
>>59350291
>such as the United States
>>59350332
ye savage film 2bh
>>59350407
what changed?
>>59350407
How was my great great great granddaughter?
Really do need an ever so slightly chubby gf with massive chebs and glasses who is into geeky things tbqh.
>When you intellectually best a foe on the reddit
there are some things you just shouldn't joke about and religion is one of them.
>>59350436
Not much but they live underwater.
>>59350441
She's pretty fine.
come on lads, play the white man
>>59350446
who doesn't eh
>>59350316
thought so
guess snake = penis? remember reading about it from freud in sociology class
>>59350481
THeISt
there are some things you just shouldn't joke about and abelism is one of them
>>59349216
fantastic
>>59350529
amanda love is her name
>>59350542
wtf I hate brexit now
classic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie69TjEqTMM
thoughts on feminism?
>>59350503
listening to that tune now cheers
>>59350446
>tfw no gf to drop acid with
>tfw no gf with an unhealthy obsession with Star Trek TNG
Somewhere out there she must exist
*jumps into a big puddle*
*vapes in your general direction*
>>59350572
indeed
Watching Man vs Food lads
He's in Hartford, Connecticut
>>59350610
Best body in Hollywood
>>59350600
>nah not a fan
>>59350529
Aroused
already had 4 wanks ffs man
wish all smokers would fuck off and die 2bh
>>59350529
Please tell me there's a continuation of this webm
![[TRIGGERED].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kCEM7qp.gif "[TRIGGERED].gif")
>>59350291
>the United States
>no Russia
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no France
B E L L A
Is /pol/ just irony?
>>59350670
you just gotta wait it out
>>59350648
Agreed.
>>59350610
her nipples are lopsided
>>59350688
http://imgur.com/a/OGiHZ
>Is called Bella
>she is not bella
hello lads how are we all doing?
and i know she'll be the death of me
>>59350670
*blows smoke in your face*
"fuck off cunt"
>>59350610
literally a man
>>59350689
>>no Russia
The game is based in 1917, the same year Russia withdrew from the war.
exercise is more important than opening your third eye btw
>>59350731
it's mostly satire but there are a few people who believe what they type
>>59350767
trying to get this filipina to come to my flat
will travel to florida to see the first launch of this badboy, (if it ever happens)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System
>>59350795
Squatting a2g assists in opening your third eye
is /pol/ right?
The best gimmicks are those that have only ever been posted once.
>>59350753
Bad boob job
أنا رئيس بلدية لندن
>>59350818
just hire her m8
>>59350791
>The game is based in 1917
lmao I bet the Germans are going to be big evil racist Nazi baddies in it too
stupid Americans should fuck off and make another WWII game
>>59350610
if she did an interracial gangbang scene i'd wank myself to death
>>59350861
then they're not gimmicks
>>59350861
this meta humour right?
>>59350861
you cannot force a gimmick
you have to let them grow naturally
>>59350797
Is it like a trap?
GREAT Britain
could devour a chinky right now lads but spent my last tenner on booze and fags at bargainbooze
my favourite gimmick is when someone tells a story then a few posts later someone else recounts the story from the other person's point of view
>>59350853
it's rarely satire but there are many who believe what they type
Ousting Pedro II was a mistake.
He kept those niggers in check.
>>59350853
always
Really liking these BBC Attenborough programs on at the moment.
Nice to appreciate a living legend in his ninetieth year.
Fuck the Queen, the hand-shaking miserable auld bag.
>>59350897
did you end up getting thai food btw?
>>59350944
>15 years
literally the last 10 years things have gotten shit everywhere but people act like its been like this forever
>>59350950
fuck off nonce
>>59350767
booking my flights to moldova
>>59351004
Got a stir fry with peanut sauce for lunch
could devour a qt chink bois boi pucci rn
Going to send the internet gf another message when she wakes up
>>59351050
h*ck yeah! was it yummy?
>>59350990
>mfw Life That Glows
Everyone reply to this post until we reach the bump limit
>>59350950
waste man
>>59350944
>white flight doesn't exist they said
Looks like the people who actually have to live with the direct consequences of the non-white invasion are voting with their feet and leaving, while the suburban champagne socialists continue to extol the virtues of their multicultural utopian delusion.
>>59351104
fuck off
>>59350990
The queen called out the chinks for being cunts, so she is ok in my book.
Plus she tends to her Corgis.
>>59351136
>white flight doesn't exist they said
Who did?
>>59351094
Was pretty based 2bh
>Everyone reply to this post until we reach the bump limit
@104
nah
>>59351104
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrzsh52l9HY
watching videos like this
>>59351164
>The queen called out the chinks for being cunts, so she is ok in my book.
Except she didn't.
been sprouting a few grey hairs and I'm not even 20 yet.
why is the struggle so real lads?
i'm posting this gimmick.... with NO survivors!
>>59351199
are you ashkenazi or sephardic?
>>59351136
>delusion
stopped reading there
