/Gerry/ edition
cara is an uggo slag
have a good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
tights
got a cup of tea and some porn going
Are modern white women the most privileged group in society ever? You can be a fat lardwhale white woman who expects a boyfriend to look like Henry Cavill. They're always complaining and most of the time they get what they want but it never satisfies them and they're always shifting the goal posts of what they want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk7RVw3I8eg
Doing a cry lads so beautiful
making an arrangement
>Tfw finally reached 3k in savings since Jan
>Get really happy
>Realise there are literal millionaires making that a day in interest
>Get depressed and just want to spend it all
>>59331488
>They're always complaining and most of the time they get what they want but it never satisfies them and they're always shifting the goal posts of what they want.
This is why you don't give in to them
>>59331459
very good post
never had bent feelings but might consider letting a lad suck my willy
really need to fuck a girl soon because I'm clearly going loopy
>>59331429
having a bad night just to spite you
>>59331414
thx for the info
I didn't know it was that serious, Im not that hung up about it since I kill animals all the time.
*imagines being scottish*
*shudders*
never again lads
>>59331511
me on the left
your gf on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0XZ9qjMil8
What do we think of Tay's new hair lads?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10207242
please vote now
>Dad wants to sign over the house to me and my two siblings in the next couple of years in case he dies
It's only worth about 150k but I was just wondering what happens say if I want to live in it but a sibling with a third of the house wants to sell it or rent it?
How does it work? We have one sibling whose just a fucking mong so will do something stupid like that with it.
>>59331549
scottish men are way sexier to women than the english though
>>59331583
slagzilla
is that for a video shoot?
my waifu
>>59331583
terrible, doesnt suit her
>>59331545
I wouldn't say it's that serious, it's mainly just scaremongering.
>>59331529
Haha I feel like this too
Been thinking I wouldn't mind cuddling a guy in bed either and kissing him
>>59331586
>0 total votes
need a biathlon gf
>>59331596
Pay him his share of the value of the house at that moment in time.
>>59331583
could your pineal gland BE any more encrusted?
>>59331623
Rasheed
>>59331614
no it's what it looks like now
>>59331596
Probably best to ask a lawyer rather than /brit/
Might cost a couple hundred to get something written up but it's well worth it
>>59331651
But what if I don't have it?
I almost certainly wont just have 50k to give him, so wondering what hpapens if we have a dispute and say he wants to live there but I want to rent it out etc.
maptism anyone
>>59331666
>le ebin rasheed shitpost
what would you rather:
a) watch pornography
b) have me take an icepick to your third eye
trick question, for they are identical
yank post
>>59331681
>But what if I don't have it?
Re-mortgage the house.
>>59331681
You'll have to sell it, he'll be able to take you to court for a forced sale
>>59331690
>>59331598
>dashing, well spoken, handsome gentleman
>skirt-wearing wooden-teeth deep-fried-mars-bar-smelling heroin addict
yes you make a good point hank
if i google something, it should be illegal for the first result not to be the wikipedia page
>>59331690
Last night I reached a new low in my life
Had really bad stomach cramps so know I needed a shit. Only I could hear some flatmates in the kitchen / rooms being loud. I squatted, took a shit in a Sainsbury's bag and then used some tissues to wipe off
Literally never felt so guilty in my entire life
>>59331690
live: England (JF though lol)
next visit: Monaco at the end of the month, then Portugal at the end of next month
want to visit: Georgia or Mongolia
>>59331739
For fuck sake. Is that really how it works? He can own a third of a house but make two people who own two thirds sell their shareS?
He's a fucking mong too. He's never saved, never had a pension set up or anything so he's basically just gonna sell it instantly and then blow it.
Fuck sake.
my gf being dumb
>>59331761
why didn't you just shit in the toilet
>>59331777
them fucking trips
Business idea: Invest in land
>>59331761
>I squatted, took a shit in a Sainsbury's bag
FFS lad
>>59331777
Fucking wish I could find a Trump / Farage supporting qt gf
My life would honestly be complete
>>59331583
garbage
>>59331749
did you do the silk route overland? really want to do that.
Yep
That's right
I spent $35 on takeaway for 1 person
>>59331771
Then remortgage it. That way, you keep the house and the cuntbro gets his dough.
>>59331583
The Miley look is sooooo 2015
how do you prep a bull?
he's 8.5 inches if it matters.
>>59331771
You should definitely talk to your other sibling, remortgage the house for 50k, pay him off, then rent it out. The rent will more than cover a mortgage for a third of the value of the house.
>>59331765
Going to the F1?
the wife just sent me this
stellar posts my friENDS
>>59331777
>>59331812
Women don't care about politics lads
It's all just attention seeking
>>59331800
>parent invested in land in 1980's
>sold that land in 2014
>made 900,000 dollars
i recommend it. they built a school on that land btw, and it was in a prosperous area. first thing to recognize is whether or not your land is in an area of decline or growth
>>59331847
But my side chick just sent me that too?
>>59331812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c
not really sure what prepping the bull actually entails
>>59331839
>>59331831
I'm just scared that when it comes about I might not be in a position to remortgage it.
I have no idea how it works but I'm guessing if I go into a bank and say I need a mortgage of 50k for a property I can rent out for 800 a month then they'll easily give me one?
He's a literal mong, he has no concept of money. He's 30 and doesn't have a pension, any savings, and just credit card debts
>>59331812
I thought the farage guy was mainstream
>>59331690
>>59331846
yes, i've no interest in it unfortunately though, i'm going with work.
>>59331690
>>59331761
fucking hell, this made me feel better about myself
>>59331854
Did they really make 900k though. You have to discount the profit with inflation and compounded return of simple savings.
If she doesn't wish me happy birthday I'll never speak to her again.
>>59331906
get yourself to pattaya lad
>>59331812
>have trump supporting gf
>can talk to her about all of my conspiracies/paranoia and she still gives me head that night
it's a lot better than what i used to have in terms of a sustainable relationship, however i used to date a liberal chick and she fucked way better. i got way harder fucking her too knowing that we differed completely on the political spectrum
>>59331874
Attention seeking whore
@59331847
@59331864
kill yourselves
>>59331887
>He's a literal mong, he has no concept of money. He's 30 and doesn't have a pension, any savings, and just credit card debts
Is he me?
>>59331946
FUCK
OFF
WITH
YOUR
STUPID
AMERICAN
POLITICS
>>59331851
my gf likes Trump because we think he is funny
but he also he really is going to make America great again, or at least he'll just destroy some other country as a prank
>>59331941
no, i hate nightclubs and people who aren't white
>>59331887
|You'll definitely be able to take out a mortgage. You're taking out 50k, on a 150k asset, which means that if you can't make payments, they'll take the house and 3 times the amount they loaned out. They'll love it.
Having a beer lads
>>59331787
Was just too scared to encounter my flatmates as it sounded like he had friends round
Seemed like a really good idea at the time but just immediately wanted to kill myself after
>>59331969
>i hate nightclubs
FOAL
>>59331961
I dont know, do you have absolutely no concept of money and instead of saving buy the latest tech or waste it trying to show off ?
If so, yes
ASIAN WOMEN
the gf
>>59331973
at this hour?
waiting for my food to arrive whilst hoping there aren't any problems as I've given them a fake mobile number
>>59331912
don't know much about economics, admittedly, but the property sold for 2 million. If you wanna know, this was in Fishers, Indiana, at that point it was reported as one of the top cities to raise a family and their economy was booming
>>59331962
lets talk about Australian politics then?
oh wait, no one gives a SHIT about your country dude, fuck off
>>59331981
>obnoxious music
>overpriced drinks
>not enough fire escapes
>normies
what's to like?
If you can't pay your mortgage do the bank literally take your house and everything you've invested in it or do they just sell it and take a hefty chunk ?
just got unmatched on tinder but jokes on her because she was a dog
>>59331975
how can you be scared to encounter you're fucking room mate
>>59332011
why do americans always without fail take everything so seriously and literally lmao
take a chillpill dude xD
>>59332017
>not enough fire escapes
>normies
Excellent...
>>59332038
What does that make you? A cat?
(because dogs are better than cats.)
>>59332063
i know, it's like they're asking for it
>>59332045
freedom aint free m8y
>>59332035
They enslave you in the salt mines
cats > dogs
>>59332087
based lupe
can the extremist muslims itt redpill me on terrorism?
>>59332010
So they bought it for 1.1m and sold it for 2m after 34 years? Did they incur any tax in owning the land? US average inflation is around 3.2%, possibly higher, inflation was around 14% in the early 80's. If you work out the present value of 900k, it's only around 300k after 34 years. Not taking into account opportunity cost.
>>59332124
it is the truth and the light brother
God-tier dual nationalities?
I would say Israeli-French
Democracy has failed.
We have a paki mayor who has said there's too many whites in transport and has called moderate Muslims Uncle Toms.
We don't need Nige, we need a Mosley
>>59332035
take the whole house
>>59332148
we haven't tried true democracy
>>59332140
fuck off kike
american-brit would probably be the best possible.
>>59332140
Japanese-English
>>59332087
DELETE THIS
capitalism has never been tried
>Democracy has failed
>>59332148
>>59332160
we've tried fascism loads of times and it never leads to anything good
>american-brit would probably be the best possible.
>>59332148
facism has failed every time it has been tried!!
>>59332173
>>59332186
>never leads to anything good
not really
the fuedal system has never been tried
>>59332148
>the 2021 ethnic census for London
JUST
we have never tried true feudalism
is it true that if you're a dual citizen you have to pay taxes to both countries?
haven't slept for three days so far, should start seeing things today hopefully, going to try documenting the shadow creatures this time
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
>>59332240
fuck off copycat
is tyson fury "redpilled" or just an angry gyppo
The Swiss objectively have the best government in the world
Not sure how well it would work in the UK though
got nothing to say really just want to shitpost
>>59332140
Swiss because of their passport along with a country that doesn't extradite to Switzerland in case you fuck something up.
>>59332266
>tfw no Israeli gf
>>59332266
are you the porn jew?
>>59332131
No idea. They probably got fucked a bit, but a profit was still made, was it not? What is opportunity cost? I'm not going to vouch for them anymore as I did in the previous posts because I'm ignorant in economics. My original post was to point out that investing in land can be beneficial given the proper economical insight.
the generals of /int/ sicken me, they killed this board long before flags did.
the old axiom that 'all power corrupts' has doubtful validity, because it derives from our neglect of Plato's advice to find men carefully and train them by methods which make them fit for heroes.
>>59332268
All countries that don't extradite are literally third world tier.
>>59332297
>Not the first post from this IP
riiiiight
>>59332260
redpilled as fuck
he literally stated a fact
how can one man be so wrong?
>>59332292
>What is opportunity cost?
should have put it in LOW COST INDEX FUNDS
>>59332331
true capitalism has never been tried
people at my school are protesting cuz they cant bring their gun in class
>>59332297
/int/ is dead m8. it's glory days are long gone. the death of a board can be really saddening
>>59332340
who's going to shoot you at a college campus?
>>59332340
that's pretty based, and if you're annoyed by them you should move out of the country, faggot.
>>59332292
opportunity cost is the cost of an action you didn't take. for example, it may have been more profitable to put the 1.1m in a savings account
59332344
Harvested like the crop you are
>>59332340
why does she have the austrian flag on her sign
>>59332395
i was wondering that. subtle nod to hitler i reckon
life is but a ruse
>>59332320
You are not wrong there
>>59332434
But it's a ruse cruise I'd rather not lose.
>>59332429
that's an equal sign, sadiq
>>59332395
>>59332429
it's a =
ahahahahaha... hmm
my breath and cock stink
Found ulsters twitter account lads
>>59332470
meme'd
all the love in my heart i can destroy the evil
doing a poo
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
WTF IS THIS INSECT??
https://i.imgur.com/RHvkN1B.png
Literally never seen anything like it before
>>59332505
sounds like something a faggy pseudo-intellectual would say; these types are predisposed to being in the gutter
Had
Mutton Curry (tasty but barely any meat on the bones)
Veg Curry
Few breads, bit of rice
Some sort of sweet & buttery semolina
Lime Soda
Was okay, £2.60 or something.
>>59332511
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
>tfw just now realizing that i should have gotten a degree in economics
my STEM degree hasn't done much for me. i'm much more interested in economics in yet it's impossible to get a CPA without a bachelors in business. i'll probably just bite the bullet, get a masters and then get into a school for a graduates degree for something medical
landlords are the new jews
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36285049
genocide when
>>59332536
off to the pooping beach now?
@557
FONT
>do a post
>go to another thread for a bit
>come back to /brit/ and read a post thinking what nobhead wrote that
>it was my post
haha what am i like x
>>59332568
there is nothing wrong with being a landlord
>>59332575
you're obsessed with this meme, it's tiresome.
It's dirty and chaotic af but haven't seen any designated poo streets though.
>>59332536
Meanwhile my dinner cost me $35
It's not always easy living in a first world country
;((
>>59332552
*shares on facebook*
>>59332568
Scrap the greenbelt NOW
>>59332340
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>59332557
>fell for the STEM meme
lel
>>59331388
What a lad.
>>59332568
being a landlord is literally my dream job
>>59332606
there is when you're not trained or qualified as one.
You speak Welsh? You know someone who does? Here's a little question for you...
*****
This song contains sample from 2 trad. Welsh songs. Some kind Anon identified one of them (first few lines) as "Mae 'Nghariad i'n Fenws" scrambled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcEckkK4xkQ
Turns out the more elusive sample has also been used (exclusively?) there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7syKYzK9Cs
*****
If you come across Welsh posters, please don't hesitate to direct them to this post. I'll try me best to locate any reply myself, but if you see me (eg. posting pic related) don't hesitate to give me a holler.
>>59332606
My landlord is a miserly cunt desu. Won't do any repairs, not as if we're paying him 30k a year or anything.
>>59332557
Economics gets you into any finance/accounting related job Tbh, and it's easy compared to a lot of other degrees out there. I'm working at the exact same level as someone who did maths, and i can barely add up
>>59332557
yes that's right stay in that comfortable academic bubble your whole life, you lazy arrogant student
>>59332536
What's the best curry and why is it dhansak?
>>59332656
you are the problem
it's not a passive income LOL
>>59332658
What do they do in landlord training? Teach people how to count money lol
>>59332661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MC8Lw5e9Q
>>59332658
you don't need training or qualifications to be a landlord you melt
>>59332665
30k a year in india?
didnt read about 20 posts
there are girls right now reading our posts here, mad to think really.
lads post girls you want to cuddle with
>>59332711
me too
whenever I join a /brit/ thread which has 100+ replies I just scroll down very quickly, keeping an eye out for any posts which have lots of replies until I reach the bottom
>>59332708
No, i'd be living in a penthouse/palace for 30k here.
>>59331690
>>59332675
I'm desperately trying to pop the bubble i live in, however you can't deny that education is opportunity. what are you some queenslander marxist shitposting faggot?
>>59332730
that's a nice body 2bh
another shitpost got nothing interesting to say really
>>59332700
tuuuune
poo
Are Cheryl
Kind of wanted to go to house parties like this desu. Lived in London, but only had white friends, nothing like this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ44-ob-_pU
WHAT THE FUCK
The chink that delivered my food only gave me $4 change, i was meant to get $5
THIS IS BULLSHIT
>>59332730
based jellybean. shame she got fat.
What did baby boomers do wrong?
>>59332798
this aussie is getting ready to glass ethnics
>>59332798
glass him
>>59332700
>00
Funnier and not as bad as I expected, fresher moves I'd ever seen. Thanks!
>>59332767
>never left europe
>>59332819
lived too long
>>59332730
>>59332770
>me
>a marxist
i bet you're voting for bernie sanders you gullible twat
>>59332783
Biggest coalburner going
>>59332707
>>59332693
That's the point you imbeciles.
You should need it. it should be mandatory.
>>59332700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp_ss0ZSgBk
>>59332789
if you're referring to blacck majority house parties you fell for some good ol' classic marxist propaganda
>>59332806
hey that's my gf
>>59332819
Bought a load of houses and make sure not enough get built
Expect everyone else to pay for their pensions and benefits
>someone has an accident
>people gather round filming on their smartphones
Fucking hate people desu
What sounds better?
Holy Republic of Aeria
or
Holy Aerian Republic
>>59332842
>implying cyprus isn't asia
>>59332865
fuck off commie scum
>>59332881
well you know, i left my camcorder at home
>>59331615
At that one particular angle with the right lighting, she can be nice looking.
Certainly not cute, sexy, nor even pretty really But...nice.
>>59332865
Why?
>>59332767
I will never ever wish to travel between the 40 parallels north and south
>>59332910
It's not?
>>59332700
>Not posting the superior https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VmPwAosxM4
>>59332943
Ummmm, try looking at a map sweetie x
http://instapoll.me/60/
http://instapoll.me/60/
http://instapoll.me/60/
http://instapoll.me/60/
Important poll.
after the show I'll be rolling mine
don't care about the no smoking sign
ah yes
very impressive very impressive
ah yes
very impressive very impressive
yes
>>59332923
because too many don't give a fuck and don't have the skills or resources to effectively care for stock and tenancy sustainment.
>>59332903
republic of aeria imo
having a look
>>59332873
Not necessarily black people. But I feel like white people don't really dance like this, or listen to music like this, just a nicer vibe than shitty deep house in the background imo.
>>59332966
>rotterdam
Thoughts?
>>59332958
Never fucking reply to me ever again you pedo bastard
RING RING PUSSY
>>59332903
what's this game
>the university of sheffield
Is the green cross code still a thing?
I hardly ever see people looking before crossing the road any more. School children tend to be the worst offenders, they'll just look dead ahead and run.
I know pedestrians have legal immunity from traffic accidents, but that won't stop a truck from paralysing you from the waist down.
>>59332903
holy aerian republic sounds hitlery so i'd go with that
>>59332878
sorry lad just wanted to show off my newly saved pic, I'd rather cuddle mina
>>59332903
bit bent but the first one
>>59332988
>>59332999
>>59333000
>dubs
>trips
>trips
wew